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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 02:17:57 PM

Title: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 02:17:57 PM
Okay, folks, I just got a certified letter from Miley Spears, demanding a retraction and a cease and desist notification with respect to accusing her in two threads of "Being Uncle BadTouch, a pedo, a statuatory rapist", etc.

Now, having read the ridiculous and horribly written letter, and the fact that the return address is in one town, but the postage paid in another, and given the fact that she couldn't even keep her middle initial straignt, I have the following things to say:

1.  While I shit on her legal threats from a great height, the postage was from Hillsboro Texas and the return address is in Cleburne, Texas, so the odds of her actually being Reverend Uncle BadTouch are vanishingly small.  For my own integrity, I hereby retract all statements to the contrary, and all slurs and insults associated with those statements.

That being said:

2.  The jackass known as Miley Spears has committed 2 postal code violations, one of which is a felony (involving sending statements of legal intent under an assumed name).  The letter will be referred to the postmaster for the lulz, rather than "to my attorney" as she suggested.  She also somehow assumes that Texas law applies to non-Texans for events that did not occur in Texas.  Also, by bypassing the ban and doing so under an assumed name, she has violated Arizona law (although, granted, that one is just about as enforceable as her idea). 

3.  Her demand to be reinstated to the forum is hilarious and is denied without consideration.

4.  She doorstepped my old man, just like Tentasticle did.  This isn't going to go unanswered (hence my turning her letter in to the US postmaster, among other hysterical - and legal - things.)  NOTE TO INTERNET PSYCHOS:  My father is an ill Septagenarian.  He doesn't need your shit.  If you really MUST send me bullshit threats, etc, PM me and I will give you my address.  Alternately, email me at drhowl123@yahoo.com.

5.  I will scan and post the three pages of hilarity on this here thread, with only my father's address redacted (not her PO box, etc).  I will also respond to her via email, and post that as well.  There is no reason I should hog up all the fun.


More to follow, this evening.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: hooplala on November 15, 2012, 02:30:38 PM
Oh... oh this is just delicious.

Please let me know what I can do to assist in any manner.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: LMNO on November 15, 2012, 02:33:56 PM
You know, there's all the people who claim to follow the Fluffy Pink Unicorn Eris™, who really do some evil shit if they feel slighted.

I don't think I've ever witnessed any of us who lean towards the Eris of Strife, Doom, and Horrormirth™ doing anything nearly as bad (even when pushed).
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Don Coyote on November 15, 2012, 02:49:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 15, 2012, 02:33:56 PM
You know, there's all the people who claim to follow the Fluffy Pink Unicorn Eris™, who really do some evil shit if they feel slighted.

I don't think I've ever witnessed any of us who lean towards the Eris of Strife, Doom, and Horrormirth™ doing anything nearly as bad (even when pushed).


maybe it's because we know and accept how fucked the world can be and is.  pointing how messed up things are isn't breaking our illusions. Our mybe it's because we aren't Bayshore insane
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: LMNO on November 15, 2012, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 15, 2012, 02:49:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 15, 2012, 02:33:56 PM
You know, there's all the people who claim to follow the Fluffy Pink Unicorn Eris™, who really do some evil shit if they feel slighted.

I don't think I've ever witnessed any of us who lean towards the Eris of Strife, Doom, and Horrormirth™ doing anything nearly as bad (even when pushed).


maybe it's because we know and accept how fucked the world can be and is.  pointing how messed up things are isn't breaking our illusions. Our mybe it's because we aren't Bayshore insane


Bayshore insane is pretty fucking crazy.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cain on November 15, 2012, 02:53:07 PM
There's also the inherent hilarity in a Discordian running to the legal system to soothe their butthurt.

Because, you know, when Eris was slighted, she filed a motion for damages to reputation and character with Zeus.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 15, 2012, 02:56:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 15, 2012, 02:53:07 PM
There's also the inherent hilarity in a Discordian running to the legal system to soothe their butthurt.

Because, you know, when Eris was slighted, she filed a motion for damages to reputation and character with Zeus.

I'm not quite sure about you Brits, but the American legal system pays its dues to Eris - this explanation is actually pretty convincing.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Don Coyote on November 15, 2012, 03:05:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 15, 2012, 02:51:30 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 15, 2012, 02:49:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 15, 2012, 02:33:56 PM
You know, there's all the people who claim to follow the Fluffy Pink Unicorn Eris™, who really do some evil shit if they feel slighted.

I don't think I've ever witnessed any of us who lean towards the Eris of Strife, Doom, and Horrormirth™ doing anything nearly as bad (even when pushed).


gotta love autocorrect :lulz:

maybe it's because we know and accept how fucked the world can be and is.  pointing how messed up things are isn't breaking our illusions. Our mybe it's because we aren't Bayshore insane


Bayshore insane is pretty fucking crazy.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: hooplala on November 15, 2012, 03:24:15 PM
First, I firmly believe Miley Spears came to PD with the intention of this taking place.  It's clearly a set up... obviously she knows Uncle BadTouch, and he is certainly aware of what his reputation around here is.  And when the accusation was finally made, she tossed out that initial cease and desist post pretty fucking fast.  It's amusing to think that she and Lovesahde thought this would worry Roger in any way. 

Second, that whole bit about Eris also being the goddess of bureaucracy... remind me when that was added?  I'm assuming in the 50's, but who knows with those crazy ancient greeks.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cain on November 15, 2012, 03:28:55 PM
Yeah, I can't argue with the idea that this was potentially a set-up right from the very start.  The proxies, association with Uncle BadTouch, constant sniping at Roger...it's very suggestive.

However, it's also a very poor one because not only is this going to intimidate Roger, it's also clearly a screw-up on the legal front.  On so many levels, in fact.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: hooplala on November 15, 2012, 03:29:52 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 15, 2012, 03:28:55 PM
Yeah, I can't argue with the idea that this was potentially a set-up right from the very start.  The proxies, association with Uncle BadTouch, constant sniping at Roger...it's very suggestive.

However, it's also a very poor one because not only is this going to intimidate Roger, it's also clearly a screw-up on the legal front.  On so many levels, in fact.

We should be documenting this for posterity.  The text book way to DO IT WRONG.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cain on November 15, 2012, 03:37:59 PM
I'm now eagerly awaiting my cease and desist notification with respect to the claims that Uncle BadTouch is a Globally Designated Terrorist and listens to Justin Bieber.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 03:41:20 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2012, 03:29:52 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 15, 2012, 03:28:55 PM
Yeah, I can't argue with the idea that this was potentially a set-up right from the very start.  The proxies, association with Uncle BadTouch, constant sniping at Roger...it's very suggestive.

However, it's also a very poor one because not only is this going to intimidate Roger, it's also clearly a screw-up on the legal front.  On so many levels, in fact.

We should be documenting this for posterity.  The text book way to DO IT WRONG.

I will be posting the letter in it's entirety (scanned), minus my father's address, and then the hilarity will begin.

I am not intimidated in the slightest, for reasons that will become obvious when the letter is posted.  What I AM is more than slightly annoyed that my father has been exposed to this shit.  This annoyance will result in - as I have said - the letter being forwarded to the postmaster, with the relevant postal regulation attached.

The funny thing is, the person that may wind up being investigated is the owner of the PO box.  I doubt that is Mily Spears herself.  Considering that my father was brought into this, I have no qualms about making an uninvolved person's life a series of tragic misunderstandings.  My father is not a well man, and this was unwarranted.

NOTE TO MILEY, AS I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS (given you could see the comment I made about banning you):  Next time you decide to go IRL with an online issue, make sure you have your information correct.  The address you used was my father's, not mine.  This matter will not be dropped.  Good day.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 03:41:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 15, 2012, 03:37:59 PM
I'm now eagerly awaiting my cease and desist notification with respect to the claims that Uncle BadTouch is a Globally Designated Terrorist and listens to Justin Bieber.

Well, they're my people, Cain.  They do this because they need me.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: LMNO on November 15, 2012, 03:44:23 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2012, 03:24:15 PM
Second, that whole bit about Eris also being the goddess of bureaucracy... remind me when that was added?  I'm assuming in the 50's, but who knows with those crazy ancient greeks.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/27.php
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/41.php
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/58.php

Part of the House of the Rising Podge, also included in the calendar, and the Chao.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Richter on November 15, 2012, 03:50:30 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 15, 2012, 02:56:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 15, 2012, 02:53:07 PM
There's also the inherent hilarity in a Discordian running to the legal system to soothe their butthurt.

Because, you know, when Eris was slighted, she filed a motion for damages to reputation and character with Zeus.

I'm not quite sure about you Brits, but the American legal system pays its dues to Eris - this explanation is actually pretty convincing.

Yeah, this.  Any bureaucracy that can be fooled into eating itself has Discord invovled somewhere.  Even if she's just at the water cooler stirring shit.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 03:54:20 PM
Thread is now about bureaucracy and Eris.

:kingmeh:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 03:55:06 PM
I'm taking a break.

Later.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: hooplala on November 15, 2012, 03:55:52 PM
Hey now, sorry I brought it up... though I appreciate LMNO's findings.

I am thoroughly excited to see these letter scans. Don't run off now, I just get distracted easy.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 03:57:29 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2012, 03:55:52 PM
Hey now, sorry I brought it up... though I appreciate LMNO's findings.

I am thoroughly excited to see these letter scans.

They'll be posted tonight.

As for right now, I am not in the mood to get in the way of Erisian shit that's obviously relevant to my father being dragged into Uncle BadTouch and Spears' bullshit.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Richter on November 15, 2012, 03:58:02 PM
Myself, I'm still giggling about this getting passed off to the postmaster for the aforementioned infractions.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: hooplala on November 15, 2012, 03:59:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 03:57:29 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2012, 03:55:52 PM
Hey now, sorry I brought it up... though I appreciate LMNO's findings.

I am thoroughly excited to see these letter scans.

They'll be posted tonight.

As for right now, I am not in the mood to get in the way of Erisian shit that's obviously relevant to my father being dragged into Uncle BadTouch and Spears' bullshit.


Dude, I am extremely sorry for derailing.  I'm sure the others are as well.  But now this thread is about butthurt, can we get it back on topic?
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 15, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
Damn. Miley Spears was one of the personalities I remember from Uncyclopedia (which seems to be dead these days). Not that I ever had much interaction, but I was always pretty sure she wasn't Uncle BadTouch. Would not have guessed in a million years that it would get to this level.

If this forum has taught me anything, it's that you don't threaten people with the law unless you are 100% serious about following up on it with an actionable case.



Cainad,
would rather have Jack of Turnips back.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
Damn. Miley Spears was one of the personalities I remember from Uncyclopedia (which seems to be dead these days). Not that I ever had much interaction, but I was always pretty sure she wasn't Uncle BadTouch. Would not have guessed in a million years that it would get to this level.

She isn't Uncle BadTouch.  She also drops your name all over the place.

She's also a complete shitneck, who has no problem pestering an old man if it will advance her and Uncle BadTouch's vendetta about me. 

And the above posters are correct; she returned to PD specifically for this vendetta.

One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2012, 03:59:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 03:57:29 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2012, 03:55:52 PM
Hey now, sorry I brought it up... though I appreciate LMNO's findings.

I am thoroughly excited to see these letter scans.

They'll be posted tonight.

As for right now, I am not in the mood to get in the way of Erisian shit that's obviously relevant to my father being dragged into Uncle BadTouch and Spears' bullshit.


Dude, I am extremely sorry for derailing.  I'm sure the others are as well.  But now this thread is about butthurt, can we get it back on topic?

S'okay.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:12:37 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
If this forum has taught me anything, it's that you don't threaten people with the law unless you are 100% serious about following up on it with an actionable case.

Quite right.  This is why I am 100% serious about forwarding the letter to the postmaster.  It isn't a threat made to get her to desist in fucking with my father, it is a statement of what is going to happen, no matter what happens from this point forward.

I am not upset about the letter.  I am upset that my father was involved.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: LMNO on November 15, 2012, 04:23:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

Upon reflection, this also concerns me.  Do I really want myself to be linked to a person like that, even if our views and attitudes are completely different?

This is MYDISCORDIA™.  I don't want it to be confused or conflated with anyone else's.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 15, 2012, 04:24:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
Damn. Miley Spears was one of the personalities I remember from Uncyclopedia (which seems to be dead these days). Not that I ever had much interaction, but I was always pretty sure she wasn't Uncle BadTouch. Would not have guessed in a million years that it would get to this level.

She isn't Uncle BadTouch.  She also drops your name all over the place.

She's also a complete shitneck, who has no problem pestering an old man if it will advance her and Uncle BadTouch's vendetta about me. 

And the above posters are correct; she returned to PD specifically for this vendetta.

One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

What? Seriously? Ew ew ew.

I pretty much immediately went out of my way to avoid contact (not difficult, for people who've exchanged maybe a dozen sentences) once the Uncle BadTouch connection came up. Using my name as if it lends her some sort of credibility with this community is... unpleasant.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:25:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 15, 2012, 04:23:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

Upon reflection, this also concerns me.  Do I really want myself to be linked to a person like that, even if our views and attitudes are completely different?

This is MYDISCORDIA™.  I don't want it to be confused or conflated with anyone else's.

I'm not concerned about my reputation, such as it is...Although I certainly don't want any connection to Uncle BadTouch.  It's a matter of principle.

If Uncle BadTouch is in, I'm out.  End of story.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:26:17 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:24:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
Damn. Miley Spears was one of the personalities I remember from Uncyclopedia (which seems to be dead these days). Not that I ever had much interaction, but I was always pretty sure she wasn't Uncle BadTouch. Would not have guessed in a million years that it would get to this level.

She isn't Uncle BadTouch.  She also drops your name all over the place.

She's also a complete shitneck, who has no problem pestering an old man if it will advance her and Uncle BadTouch's vendetta about me. 

And the above posters are correct; she returned to PD specifically for this vendetta.

One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

What? Seriously? Ew ew ew.

I pretty much immediately went out of my way to avoid contact (not difficult, for people who've exchanged maybe a dozen sentences) once the Uncle BadTouch connection came up. Using my name as if it lends her some sort of credibility with this community is... unpleasant.

She has it right in her account profile.  "Daughter of Cainad".  Congratulations.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2012, 04:30:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 15, 2012, 02:33:56 PM
You know, there's all the people who claim to follow the Fluffy Pink Unicorn Eris™, who really do some evil shit if they feel slighted.

I don't think I've ever witnessed any of us who lean towards the Eris of Strife, Doom, and Horrormirth™ doing anything nearly as bad (even when pushed).

Yeah, it sort of follows along with not drawing Her attention... shit's nasty enough out there without doing it to each other. And by "each other" I mean "other human beings, including assholes".
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Luna on November 15, 2012, 04:31:37 PM
Damn, you do attract the nutbags, sorry your father was involved.  Give a yell if there's anything we can do to help on this end.

Not cool at all.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 15, 2012, 04:34:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:26:17 PM
She has it right in her account profile.  "Daughter of Cainad".  Congratulations.

Oh sweet assbuttering Jesus.

Who would have thought that the ONLY surviving legacy of being a member of a retarded parody wiki is to be linked to a goddamn weirdo?

In brief: Uncyc had a "mentor" sort of thing where individual members would guide newbies on how to not fuck up the wiki. Miley requested my mentorship about a year after I had stopped visiting the site regularly, but when I did log back on (before she made her appearance on PD), I said "sure, why not?" and pretty much completely ignored everything after that. Clearly that wasn't enough to disentangle myself from the Crazy.


Let me adjust my position slightly: I am now VERY much in support of your line of action.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:37:02 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:34:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:26:17 PM
She has it right in her account profile.  "Daughter of Cainad".  Congratulations.

Oh sweet assbuttering Jesus.

Who would have thought that the ONLY surviving legacy of being a member of a retarded parody wiki is to be linked to a goddamn weirdo?

In brief: Uncyc had a "mentor" sort of thing where individual members would guide newbies on how to not fuck up the wiki. Miley requested my mentorship about a year after I had stopped visiting the site regularly, but when I did log back on (before she made her appearance on PD), I said "sure, why not?" and pretty much completely ignored everything after that. Clearly that wasn't enough to disentangle myself from the Crazy.


Let me adjust my position slightly: I am now VERY much in support of your line of action.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=5720

Check the personal text.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2012, 04:38:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
Damn. Miley Spears was one of the personalities I remember from Uncyclopedia (which seems to be dead these days). Not that I ever had much interaction, but I was always pretty sure she wasn't Uncle BadTouch. Would not have guessed in a million years that it would get to this level.

She isn't Uncle BadTouch.  She also drops your name all over the place.

She's also a complete shitneck, who has no problem pestering an old man if it will advance her and Uncle BadTouch's vendetta about me. 

And the above posters are correct; she returned to PD specifically for this vendetta.

One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

Wait wait wait wait what? Uncle BadTouch is involved with that? I don't want to be associated with him in any way. He seeks legitimacy by latching onto projects other well-known Discordians are involved in and I want no part of that. I don't want like what went on with people thinking St Mae was cronies with him happening with my name.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:39:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:37:02 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:34:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:26:17 PM
She has it right in her account profile.  "Daughter of Cainad".  Congratulations.

Oh sweet assbuttering Jesus.

Who would have thought that the ONLY surviving legacy of being a member of a retarded parody wiki is to be linked to a goddamn weirdo?

In brief: Uncyc had a "mentor" sort of thing where individual members would guide newbies on how to not fuck up the wiki. Miley requested my mentorship about a year after I had stopped visiting the site regularly, but when I did log back on (before she made her appearance on PD), I said "sure, why not?" and pretty much completely ignored everything after that. Clearly that wasn't enough to disentangle myself from the Crazy.


Let me adjust my position slightly: I am now VERY much in support of your line of action.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=5720

Check the personal text.

The letter I'm scanning has her PO Box on it.  You could always threaten to sue under the same justification she's using:  Defamation of your online persona.  She's claiming paternity.  I assume she isn't actually your kid.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:40:21 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 15, 2012, 04:38:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
Damn. Miley Spears was one of the personalities I remember from Uncyclopedia (which seems to be dead these days). Not that I ever had much interaction, but I was always pretty sure she wasn't Uncle BadTouch. Would not have guessed in a million years that it would get to this level.

She isn't Uncle BadTouch.  She also drops your name all over the place.

She's also a complete shitneck, who has no problem pestering an old man if it will advance her and Uncle BadTouch's vendetta about me. 

And the above posters are correct; she returned to PD specifically for this vendetta.

One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

Wait wait wait wait what? Uncle BadTouch is involved with that? I don't want to be associated with him in any way. He seeks legitimacy by latching onto projects other well-known Discordians are involved in and I want no part of that. I don't want like what went on with people thinking St Mae was cronies with him happening with my name.

I just bumped the relevant post in Chasing Eris, up in Principia Discussion.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2012, 04:41:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:40:21 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 15, 2012, 04:38:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
Damn. Miley Spears was one of the personalities I remember from Uncyclopedia (which seems to be dead these days). Not that I ever had much interaction, but I was always pretty sure she wasn't Uncle BadTouch. Would not have guessed in a million years that it would get to this level.

She isn't Uncle BadTouch.  She also drops your name all over the place.

She's also a complete shitneck, who has no problem pestering an old man if it will advance her and Uncle BadTouch's vendetta about me. 

And the above posters are correct; she returned to PD specifically for this vendetta.

One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

Wait wait wait wait what? Uncle BadTouch is involved with that? I don't want to be associated with him in any way. He seeks legitimacy by latching onto projects other well-known Discordians are involved in and I want no part of that. I don't want like what went on with people thinking St Mae was cronies with him happening with my name.

I just bumped the relevant post in Chasing Eris, up in Principia Discussion.

Thanks, I'll check it out.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on November 15, 2012, 04:41:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

This isn't good.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 15, 2012, 04:52:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:39:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:37:02 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:34:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:26:17 PM
She has it right in her account profile.  "Daughter of Cainad".  Congratulations.

Oh sweet assbuttering Jesus.

Who would have thought that the ONLY surviving legacy of being a member of a retarded parody wiki is to be linked to a goddamn weirdo?

In brief: Uncyc had a "mentor" sort of thing where individual members would guide newbies on how to not fuck up the wiki. Miley requested my mentorship about a year after I had stopped visiting the site regularly, but when I did log back on (before she made her appearance on PD), I said "sure, why not?" and pretty much completely ignored everything after that. Clearly that wasn't enough to disentangle myself from the Crazy.


Let me adjust my position slightly: I am now VERY much in support of your line of action.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=5720

Check the personal text.

The letter I'm scanning has her PO Box on it.  You could always threaten to sue under the same justification she's using:  Defamation of your online persona.  She's claiming paternity.  I assume she isn't actually your kid.

:vom:  and also  :lulz: to the idea. I'll certainly consider it... although the address I'm living at is my aunt and uncle's and I wouldn't want to get them involved in the weirdness.

And unless I sired a weirdo when I was... maybe 6 years old? I definitely do not have a kid at this time.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:56:16 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:52:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:39:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:37:02 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:34:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:26:17 PM
She has it right in her account profile.  "Daughter of Cainad".  Congratulations.

Oh sweet assbuttering Jesus.

Who would have thought that the ONLY surviving legacy of being a member of a retarded parody wiki is to be linked to a goddamn weirdo?

In brief: Uncyc had a "mentor" sort of thing where individual members would guide newbies on how to not fuck up the wiki. Miley requested my mentorship about a year after I had stopped visiting the site regularly, but when I did log back on (before she made her appearance on PD), I said "sure, why not?" and pretty much completely ignored everything after that. Clearly that wasn't enough to disentangle myself from the Crazy.


Let me adjust my position slightly: I am now VERY much in support of your line of action.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=5720

Check the personal text.

The letter I'm scanning has her PO Box on it.  You could always threaten to sue under the same justification she's using:  Defamation of your online persona.  She's claiming paternity.  I assume she isn't actually your kid.

:vom:  and also  :lulz: to the idea. I'll certainly consider it... although the address I'm living at is my aunt and uncle's and I wouldn't want to get them involved in the weirdness.

And unless I sired a weirdo when I was... maybe 6 years old? I definitely do not have a kid at this time.

Her email address is:  muspears@gmail.com

There.  Now you can just drop her a line.

Link her to this thread, if you don't mind.  I know she can proxy in to see it.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 15, 2012, 05:16:23 PM
Line dropped.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 05:16:49 PM
I'd have some fun with that myself (and I probably will, this evening), but I can't access my throwaway email here, and there's no fucking way I'm using my work email for that.

Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 05:17:05 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 05:16:23 PM
Line dropped.

Ex-post?   :lulz:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 15, 2012, 05:19:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 05:17:05 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 05:16:23 PM
Line dropped.

Ex-post?   :lulz:

:mrgreen:

QuoteBy taking disreputable action against the person known online as The Good Reverend Roger whilst under the assumed identity of "Miley Spears," and by linking yourself to me as the "daughter of Cainad" on your principiadiscordia.com user profile, you have potentially committed defamation of my online persona. I request that you cease and desist harassment of The Good Reverend Roger and disavow your connection to me. Legal action is being considered.

You may wish to proxy in to view this thread, if you have not done so already: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33705.0.html


Sincerely,
Cainad

Decided to lead in with the civilized approach.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 05:20:24 PM
 :lulz:

Please post any responses.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 15, 2012, 05:22:08 PM
 :lulz: Absolutely.

Cainad,
tee hee hee
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Luna on November 15, 2012, 05:23:06 PM
How did she possibly think this was going to end in anything but a smoking crater in the middle of her life?
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2012, 05:23:09 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 15, 2012, 04:41:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

This isn't good.

Yeah, here is the thing that I've observed. They seem to like to piggyback on other people's reputations, just like Miley Spears is doing with Cainad's name, so if you allow yourself ANY association with them, next thing you know they're name-dropping you and pretending you're one of their supporters. I won't have my name attached to a project Uncle BadTouch's name is attached to, period. It WILL be misrepresented as an endorsement at some point in time, and then people will think I'm "in Uncle BadTouch's circle", and it's simply not worth the risk to my reputation.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2012, 05:26:09 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 15, 2012, 05:23:06 PM
How did she possibly think this was going to end in anything but a smoking crater in the middle of her life?

I believe that's exactly what she's going for. She's trying to goad Roger into doing something that can make her cry victim. While I approve of Cainad's cease-and-desist, and absolutely approve of the way Roger is handling the letter and accompanying postal violations, I also caution against letting the drama get out of hand because that's what they want.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Juana on November 15, 2012, 05:31:05 PM
How did she even get a hold of your dad's address?
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: LMNO on November 15, 2012, 05:32:32 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 15, 2012, 05:23:09 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 15, 2012, 04:41:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

This isn't good.

Yeah, here is the thing that I've observed. They seem to like to piggyback on other people's reputations, just like Miley Spears is doing with Cainad's name, so if you allow yourself ANY association with them, next thing you know they're name-dropping you and pretending you're one of their supporters. I won't have my name attached to a project Uncle BadTouch's name is attached to, period. It WILL be misrepresented as an endorsement at some point in time, and then people will think I'm "in Uncle BadTouch's circle", and it's simply not worth the risk to my reputation.

It has crossed my mind that Uncle BadTouch would love to get his hands on the Chao te Ching (which would probably be the thing I'd talk about most).  Imma gonna pull back if he's involved.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 05:38:57 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 15, 2012, 05:31:05 PM
How did she even get a hold of your dad's address?

Same name, same town.  My address is unlisted.  My fathers isn't.  The same thing happened with Tentasicle.  I handled that in one way, I'll handle this in another.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 05:42:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 15, 2012, 05:32:32 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 15, 2012, 05:23:09 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 15, 2012, 04:41:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

This isn't good.

Yeah, here is the thing that I've observed. They seem to like to piggyback on other people's reputations, just like Miley Spears is doing with Cainad's name, so if you allow yourself ANY association with them, next thing you know they're name-dropping you and pretending you're one of their supporters. I won't have my name attached to a project Uncle BadTouch's name is attached to, period. It WILL be misrepresented as an endorsement at some point in time, and then people will think I'm "in Uncle BadTouch's circle", and it's simply not worth the risk to my reputation.

It has crossed my mind that Uncle BadTouch would love to get his hands on the Chao te Ching (which would probably be the thing I'd talk about most).  Imma gonna pull back if he's involved.

I had two problems with participating, and that was the first and most serious one.  I have no intention of being a part of anything that includes that crowd.

Example:  For 6 years, I assumed that St Mae was one of his crowd, because of the name dropping.  Turns out she isn't, and never was.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 15, 2012, 05:50:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
Damn. Miley Spears was one of the personalities I remember from Uncyclopedia (which seems to be dead these days). Not that I ever had much interaction, but I was always pretty sure she wasn't Uncle BadTouch. Would not have guessed in a million years that it would get to this level.

She isn't Uncle BadTouch.  She also drops your name all over the place.

She's also a complete shitneck, who has no problem pestering an old man if it will advance her and Uncle BadTouch's vendetta about me. 

And the above posters are correct; she returned to PD specifically for this vendetta.

One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

Was considering staying in Chasing Eris if Uncle BadTouch was called on his shit on film, which would have been LAWLS.

With this happening, I'm not going to sit like a fat duck and wait for a third clusterfuck.

Outta there.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 05:52:52 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 05:50:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
Damn. Miley Spears was one of the personalities I remember from Uncyclopedia (which seems to be dead these days). Not that I ever had much interaction, but I was always pretty sure she wasn't Uncle BadTouch. Would not have guessed in a million years that it would get to this level.

She isn't Uncle BadTouch.  She also drops your name all over the place.

She's also a complete shitneck, who has no problem pestering an old man if it will advance her and Uncle BadTouch's vendetta about me. 

And the above posters are correct; she returned to PD specifically for this vendetta.

One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

Was considering staying in Chasing Eris if Uncle BadTouch was called on his shit on film, which would have been LAWLS.

With this happening, I'm not going to sit like a fat duck and wait for a third clusterfuck.

Outta there.

There is now another "guest" that has spent the last half hour looking at my profile, and that of my daughter.

Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: LMNO on November 15, 2012, 05:56:59 PM
Incidentally, I'm curious what the other reason you don't want to be involved is.... If you don't mind sharing.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 05:59:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 15, 2012, 05:56:59 PM
Incidentally, I'm curious what the other reason you don't want to be involved is.... If you don't mind sharing.

About 10% of the reason was that Placid Dingo won't give me the time of day on the board in general.  If I'm not good enough to bullshit with online, then I'm not worth the time for him to out of his way.  I am more than fodder for a book; or rather, if I am not more, I am not interested.

But that was just the last straw.  I had earlier brought up the Uncle BadTouch thing with him.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 15, 2012, 05:59:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 05:52:52 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 05:50:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
Damn. Miley Spears was one of the personalities I remember from Uncyclopedia (which seems to be dead these days). Not that I ever had much interaction, but I was always pretty sure she wasn't Uncle BadTouch. Would not have guessed in a million years that it would get to this level.

She isn't Uncle BadTouch.  She also drops your name all over the place.

She's also a complete shitneck, who has no problem pestering an old man if it will advance her and Uncle BadTouch's vendetta about me. 

And the above posters are correct; she returned to PD specifically for this vendetta.

One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

Was considering staying in Chasing Eris if Uncle BadTouch was called on his shit on film, which would have been LAWLS.

With this happening, I'm not going to sit like a fat duck and wait for a third clusterfuck.

Outta there.

There is now another "guest" that has spent the last half hour looking at my profile, and that of my daughter.

We're at clusterfuck 3 already.

Somebody's doing some serious fucking up.

No quarter.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2012, 06:02:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 05:52:52 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 05:50:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
Damn. Miley Spears was one of the personalities I remember from Uncyclopedia (which seems to be dead these days). Not that I ever had much interaction, but I was always pretty sure she wasn't Uncle BadTouch. Would not have guessed in a million years that it would get to this level.

She isn't Uncle BadTouch.  She also drops your name all over the place.

She's also a complete shitneck, who has no problem pestering an old man if it will advance her and Uncle BadTouch's vendetta about me. 

And the above posters are correct; she returned to PD specifically for this vendetta.

One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

Was considering staying in Chasing Eris if Uncle BadTouch was called on his shit on film, which would have been LAWLS.

With this happening, I'm not going to sit like a fat duck and wait for a third clusterfuck.

Outta there.

There is now another "guest" that has spent the last half hour looking at my profile, and that of my daughter.

Yeah, that shit's getting old. Also it's one of the reasons why I won't let my kids register here, even though I told them they could when they turned 14. :lol: I don't really need my webstalkers scrutinizing them, and I know they will.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:04:44 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 05:59:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 05:52:52 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 05:50:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
Damn. Miley Spears was one of the personalities I remember from Uncyclopedia (which seems to be dead these days). Not that I ever had much interaction, but I was always pretty sure she wasn't Uncle BadTouch. Would not have guessed in a million years that it would get to this level.

She isn't Uncle BadTouch.  She also drops your name all over the place.

She's also a complete shitneck, who has no problem pestering an old man if it will advance her and Uncle BadTouch's vendetta about me. 

And the above posters are correct; she returned to PD specifically for this vendetta.

One of the two reasons I dropped out of Chasing Eris is because that shitbag Uncle BadTouch is involved.  Fuck him, fuck his little stable of hangers on, and fuck anyone that associates with them in any way.

Was considering staying in Chasing Eris if Uncle BadTouch was called on his shit on film, which would have been LAWLS.

With this happening, I'm not going to sit like a fat duck and wait for a third clusterfuck.

Outta there.

There is now another "guest" that has spent the last half hour looking at my profile, and that of my daughter.

We're at clusterfuck 3 already.

Somebody's doing some serious fucking up.

No quarter.

I don't know if it's them for certain, because I can't track IP numbers from here.

But the coincidence is kinda staggering.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:18:25 PM
Interesting note: by going to USPS.com and entering the certification code on the envelope, you get all kinds of interesting information.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Don Coyote on November 15, 2012, 06:32:46 PM
like where it was mailed from?
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:34:03 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 15, 2012, 06:32:46 PM
like where it was mailed from?

Sure, and where it was mailed from is not the same place as the return address.

I didn't need much else, to be honest. 
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 15, 2012, 06:36:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:18:25 PM
Interesting note: by going to USPS.com and entering the certification code on the envelope, you get all kinds of interesting information.

Is this anything to do with that pic you posted on facebook?
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Don Coyote on November 15, 2012, 06:39:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:34:03 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 15, 2012, 06:32:46 PM
like where it was mailed from?

Sure, and where it was mailed from is not the same place as the return address.

I didn't need much else, to be honest.

thought so.

but why the fuck would you mail some Blullshit like that certified mail?
too many tetanus and Turkey curses I guess.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 06:36:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:18:25 PM
Interesting note: by going to USPS.com and entering the certification code on the envelope, you get all kinds of interesting information.

Is this anything to do with that pic you posted on facebook?

Nope.  That was Zara.  He started PMing me creepy shit about my kids, I sent him a pic of the front door of his house.  End of problem.

Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:41:27 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 15, 2012, 06:39:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:34:03 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 15, 2012, 06:32:46 PM
like where it was mailed from?

Sure, and where it was mailed from is not the same place as the return address.

I didn't need much else, to be honest.

thought so.

but why the fuck would you mail some Blullshit like that certified mail?
too many tetanus and Turkey curses I guess.

Certified mail is the recommended way to send a cease and desist notice, as it can be tracked and receipt verified.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 15, 2012, 06:42:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 06:36:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:18:25 PM
Interesting note: by going to USPS.com and entering the certification code on the envelope, you get all kinds of interesting information.

Is this anything to do with that pic you posted on facebook?

Nope.  That was Zara.  He started PMing me creepy shit about my kids, I sent him a pic of the front door of his house.  End of problem.

Damn. It's like a tag team around here.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:44:08 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 06:42:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 06:36:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:18:25 PM
Interesting note: by going to USPS.com and entering the certification code on the envelope, you get all kinds of interesting information.

Is this anything to do with that pic you posted on facebook?

Nope.  That was Zara.  He started PMing me creepy shit about my kids, I sent him a pic of the front door of his house.  End of problem.

Damn. It's like a tag team around here.

Unrelated.  But every fall, the kook count rises, as it's too cold for them to go bother people at the bus stop.

So they come here.

So they write me.

So they bust through the door, telling you why you're doin' it wrong.

Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Don Coyote on November 15, 2012, 06:53:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:41:27 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 15, 2012, 06:39:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:34:03 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 15, 2012, 06:32:46 PM
like where it was mailed from?

Sure, and where it was mailed from is not the same place as the return address.

I didn't need much else, to be honest.

thought so.

but why the fuck would you mail some Blullshit like that certified mail?
too many tetanus and Turkey curses I guess.

Certified mail is the recommended way to send a cease and desist notice, as it can be tracked and receipt verified.

I know that, but for some reason I am boggling that this idiot thought it was a good idea to mail this very empty threat certified mail. "hurhur imma threaten someone over the Internet with a very easily tracked method."
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Luna on November 15, 2012, 06:56:48 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 15, 2012, 06:53:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:41:27 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 15, 2012, 06:39:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 06:34:03 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 15, 2012, 06:32:46 PM
like where it was mailed from?

Sure, and where it was mailed from is not the same place as the return address.

I didn't need much else, to be honest.

thought so.

but why the fuck would you mail some Blullshit like that certified mail?
too many tetanus and Turkey curses I guess.

Certified mail is the recommended way to send a cease and desist notice, as it can be tracked and receipt verified.

I know that, but for some reason I am boggling that this idiot thought it was a good idea to mail this very empty threat certified mail. "hurhur imma threaten someone over the Internet with a very easily tracked method."

Ah, but a registered letter is more "official," and, therefore, scarier than just shoving a stamp on an envelope.  It shows that you're FOR SRS about trying to fuck with somebody.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Juana on November 15, 2012, 06:57:58 PM
I am completely baffled by how the nutballs hone in on you, Roger, without fail. It's a little boggling. What is it that you do?
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:03:38 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 15, 2012, 06:57:58 PM
I am completely baffled by how the nutballs hone in on you, Roger, without fail. It's a little boggling. What is it that you do?

I Roger too much.  It's shameful.

I don't have it NEAR as bad as Stang, of course.  Nobody's accused me of mailing bombs and/or showed up at my house armed, or any of that shit.  Hell, Stang is personal friends with a few FBI agents, on account of having to deal with them so often over death threats, etc.  On the other hand, I'm not nearly as well known as he is, and I don't attend devivals with weird-ass fanboys in attendance, etc.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 15, 2012, 07:10:52 PM
He has another minion at facebook.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/348818361870069/378111522274086/?notif_t=group_comment_reply
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:11:23 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 07:10:52 PM
He has another minion at facebook.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/348818361870069/378111522274086/?notif_t=group_comment_reply

Expost?  Can't see from here.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 15, 2012, 07:17:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:11:23 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 07:10:52 PM
He has another minion at facebook.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/348818361870069/378111522274086/?notif_t=group_comment_reply

Expost?  Can't see from here.

Hey, what's the deal with Uncle BadTouch? I just heard that he may be participating in this project. Is that true?

Ew. Don't.

I'd also like clarification on this, Brenton Magnus Johanne Clutterbuck.

EW.

While not everyone likes Uncle BadTouch, doing a project about Discordians and excluding one who is well known but widely disliked is hilariously ironic.

It's not simply that he's unpopular because he's iconoclastic or whatever.
He's a slime. We do have regard for our work, kids, etc.

There are Discordians I have dislike for as well, and yet I think if one is going to document our group, they should be included. I think it is important to note that some people are disliked and why, but that doesn't mean they don't exist and pretending otherwise makes us look like cowards afraid to face our unpleasant colleagues.

I don't want my name on anything Uncle BadTouch is mixed up in. This isn't cowardice, it's common sense.

We ought to canonize him as the Church's Super Official Creeper, Lord of Squick, Master of Slime, Patron Saint of Voluntary Chemical Castration. That way he's included and we can uphold our precious dignity.

Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 15, 2012, 07:20:14 PM
Yeah. I'm not terribly picky about who I associate with, but I don't want my name anywhere near Uncle BadTouch. Sick fuck.

And he's not a "colleague". Simply because someone claims to practice the same irreligion or philosophy or whatever doesn't imply "colleague".
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:21:20 PM
That's St Mae.   :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:23:58 PM
Can't get to FB from here.

But yes, why I'd be GLAD to participate with a slimeball like him.  Hell, he only just had one of his little pals doorstep my fucking father.  Uncle BadTouch should die in a fire. 
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 15, 2012, 07:24:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:21:20 PM
That's St Mae.   :kingmeh:

It figures. :boot:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:24:52 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 07:24:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:21:20 PM
That's St Mae.   :kingmeh:

It figures. :boot:

My disappointment is immense.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 15, 2012, 07:25:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:23:58 PM
Can't get to FB from here.

But yes, why I'd be GLAD to participate with a slimeball like him.  Hell, he only just had one of his little pals doorstep my fucking father.  Uncle BadTouch should die in a fire.

So much THIS.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:26:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 07:25:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:23:58 PM
Can't get to FB from here.

But yes, why I'd be GLAD to participate with a slimeball like him.  Hell, he only just had one of his little pals doorstep my fucking father.  Uncle BadTouch should die in a fire.

So much THIS.

Feel free to post that there, as I cannot.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Salty on November 15, 2012, 07:27:52 PM
Oi, anonymity please.

Ahem, that last fellow from FB has a CAPITAL idea.

Because we cannot allow ourselves to be downtrodden by the weight of our own indignity we, naturally, cannot exclude a Discordian because you wouldn't click "like" next to a picture of their face. They're still One Of Us, even if they are disgusting perverts (I once overheard someone in a bar say that Rev. Uncle BadTouch loads puppies into burlap sacks and beats them with a tire iron and uses the result to thicken his smoothies...sexually).

So, I hearby nominate Rev. Uncle BadTouch as The Discordian Super Official Creeper, Master of Squick, Lord of Slime, Patron Saint of Voluntary Chemical Castration.

In this way we Discordians will recognize those of us who, while of course being totally Discordian, are also total scum buckets. And we shall remain whole, unified, a house that will stand the test of time.

OR we could just let that asshole wallow in his own filth and disregard his existence

Either way, we end up handling this better than the Catholic Church.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 15, 2012, 07:29:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:26:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 07:25:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:23:58 PM
Can't get to FB from here.

But yes, why I'd be GLAD to participate with a slimeball like him.  Hell, he only just had one of his little pals doorstep my fucking father.  Uncle BadTouch should die in a fire.

So much THIS.

Feel free to post that there, as I cannot.

From HH, or TGRR?
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 07:29:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:26:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 07:25:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:23:58 PM
Can't get to FB from here.

But yes, why I'd be GLAD to participate with a slimeball like him.  Hell, he only just had one of his little pals doorstep my fucking father.  Uncle BadTouch should die in a fire.

So much THIS.

Feel free to post that there, as I cannot.

From HH, or TGRR?

TGRR, she knows who I am, and that I am HH.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 15, 2012, 07:31:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 07:29:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:26:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 07:25:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:23:58 PM
Can't get to FB from here.

But yes, why I'd be GLAD to participate with a slimeball like him.  Hell, he only just had one of his little pals doorstep my fucking father.  Uncle BadTouch should die in a fire.

So much THIS.

Feel free to post that there, as I cannot.

From HH, or TGRR?

TGRR, she knows who I am, and that I am HH.

Done.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:32:23 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 07:31:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 07:29:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:26:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 07:25:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:23:58 PM
Can't get to FB from here.

But yes, why I'd be GLAD to participate with a slimeball like him.  Hell, he only just had one of his little pals doorstep my fucking father.  Uncle BadTouch should die in a fire.

So much THIS.

Feel free to post that there, as I cannot.

From HH, or TGRR?

TGRR, she knows who I am, and that I am HH.

Done.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 15, 2012, 07:33:12 PM
Never a problem.

St. Mae seems to have wandered off...
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:33:57 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 15, 2012, 07:33:12 PM
Never a problem.

St. Mae seems to have wandered off...

Yeah, well, fuck her.  I'm defriending her when I get home, and writing her the fuck off. 
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on November 15, 2012, 07:47:42 PM
Yea, the rationalization is pretty disturbing. It's not like it's just a difference of opinion or someone that just rubs you the wrong way for some reason.

Well, he defends pedophilia, but he says some stuff about Discordia too...
Well, he kicks puppies and cats for fun, but he says some stuff about Discordia too...
Well, he beats elderly people and steals their prescriptions, but he says some stuff about Discordia too...
Well, he does think some women rape real easy, but he says some stuff about Discordia too....

So we should just make him feel nice and welcome
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Juana on November 15, 2012, 08:02:03 PM
Can we get names stripped off the copy-pasta'd FB comments, please? I'd prefer to control who knows who I am.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 15, 2012, 08:25:19 PM
Man, I'm out of the loop.  I have no idea who these St. Mae and Uncle BadTouch characters are or why I should.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: LMNO on November 15, 2012, 08:26:45 PM
Looks like the FB thread was taken down.


My bad. Still there.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 08:28:58 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 15, 2012, 08:02:03 PM
Can we get names stripped off the copy-pasta'd FB comments, please? I'd prefer to control who knows who I am.

Done.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 15, 2012, 08:25:19 PM
Man, I'm out of the loop.  I have no idea who these St. Mae and Uncle BadTouch characters are or why I should.

Ancient tales.  When I have time, I can write you a synopsis.

Short & skinny:  One of Uncle BadTouch's buddies just doorstepped my dad.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: hooplala on November 15, 2012, 08:34:25 PM
Just to play devil's advocate for a moment, I should point out that Uncle BadTouch does try to intertwine his beliefs with Discordianism, they aren't simply "surplus opinions a discordian has".  So, there might be merit in his being interviewed with everyone else, out of a sense of completeness.

If I were to watch a documentary, or read a book, on Christianity I would want to now about Fred Phelps too.

There, I said it... Uncle BadTouch, the Fred Phelps of Discordia.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 15, 2012, 08:36:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 15, 2012, 08:25:19 PM
Man, I'm out of the loop.  I have no idea who these St. Mae and Uncle BadTouch characters are or why I should.

Ancient tales.  When I have time, I can write you a synopsis.

Short & skinny:  One of Uncle BadTouch's buddies just doorstepped my dad.

Yeah I caught that part, and it's fucked up.  I realize I hadn't explicitly stated so before but I thought it went without saying. 

I thought I'd missed something with the Uncle BadTouch thing as newer members than me, like Alty and Hover Cat (yeah, that's right), seem to know who he is.

Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 08:38:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2012, 08:34:25 PM
Just to play devil's advocate for a moment, I should point out that Uncle BadTouch does try to intertwine his beliefs with Discordianism, they aren't simply "surplus opinions a discordian has".  So, there might be merit in his being interviewed with everyone else, out of a sense of completeness.

If I were to watch a documentary, or read a book, on Christianity I would want to now about Fred Phelps too.

There, I said it... Uncle BadTouch, the Fred Phelps of Discordia.

I have no objection to him being interviewed.

I simply won't be involved.  At all.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Juana on November 15, 2012, 08:48:25 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 15, 2012, 08:36:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 15, 2012, 08:25:19 PM
Man, I'm out of the loop.  I have no idea who these St. Mae and Uncle BadTouch characters are or why I should.

Ancient tales.  When I have time, I can write you a synopsis.

Short & skinny:  One of Uncle BadTouch's buddies just doorstepped my dad.

Yeah I caught that part, and it's fucked up.  I realize I hadn't explicitly stated so before but I thought it went without saying. 

I thought I'd missed something with the Uncle BadTouch thing as newer members than me, like Alty and Hover Cat (yeah, that's right), seem to know who he is.


*shrug* I was around for the issue of Intermittens that he did. I believe his pedo-ness was brought up then.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Juana on November 15, 2012, 08:49:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 08:28:58 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 15, 2012, 08:02:03 PM
Can we get names stripped off the copy-pasta'd FB comments, please? I'd prefer to control who knows who I am.

Done.
Thanks!
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: LMNO on November 15, 2012, 08:51:14 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2012, 08:34:25 PM
Just to play devil's advocate for a moment, I should point out that Uncle BadTouch does try to intertwine his beliefs with Discordianism, they aren't simply "surplus opinions a discordian has".  So, there might be merit in his being interviewed with everyone else, out of a sense of completeness.

If I were to watch a documentary, or read a book, on Christianity I would want to now about Fred Phelps too.

There, I said it... Uncle BadTouch, the Fred Phelps of Discordia.

If I were a Christian, I'd feel uncomfortable about my beliefs being even tangentially associated with Phelps.  So, yeah.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Salty on November 15, 2012, 09:07:40 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 15, 2012, 08:36:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 15, 2012, 08:25:19 PM
Man, I'm out of the loop.  I have no idea who these St. Mae and Uncle BadTouch characters are or why I should.

Ancient tales.  When I have time, I can write you a synopsis.

Short & skinny:  One of Uncle BadTouch's buddies just doorstepped my dad.

Yeah I caught that part, and it's fucked up.  I realize I hadn't explicitly stated so before but I thought it went without saying. 

I thought I'd missed something with the Uncle BadTouch thing as newer members than me, like Alty and Hover Cat (yeah, that's right), seem to know who he is.

I just rewatched Hard Candy the other night. Great movie, great movie.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 09:33:00 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 15, 2012, 09:07:40 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 15, 2012, 08:36:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 15, 2012, 08:25:19 PM
Man, I'm out of the loop.  I have no idea who these St. Mae and Uncle BadTouch characters are or why I should.

Ancient tales.  When I have time, I can write you a synopsis.

Short & skinny:  One of Uncle BadTouch's buddies just doorstepped my dad.

Yeah I caught that part, and it's fucked up.  I realize I hadn't explicitly stated so before but I thought it went without saying. 

I thought I'd missed something with the Uncle BadTouch thing as newer members than me, like Alty and Hover Cat (yeah, that's right), seem to know who he is.

I just rewatched Hard Candy the other night. Great movie, great movie.

:?
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: hooplala on November 15, 2012, 09:47:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 15, 2012, 08:51:14 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2012, 08:34:25 PM
Just to play devil's advocate for a moment, I should point out that Uncle BadTouch does try to intertwine his beliefs with Discordianism, they aren't simply "surplus opinions a discordian has".  So, there might be merit in his being interviewed with everyone else, out of a sense of completeness.

If I were to watch a documentary, or read a book, on Christianity I would want to now about Fred Phelps too.

There, I said it... Uncle BadTouch, the Fred Phelps of Discordia.

If I were a Christian, I'd feel uncomfortable about my beliefs being even tangentially associated with Phelps.  So, yeah.

They should.  Fortunately for us, Uncle BadTouch has to twist Discordianism to suit his beliefs... Phelps is just literal.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: hooplala on November 15, 2012, 09:49:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 09:33:00 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 15, 2012, 09:07:40 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 15, 2012, 08:36:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 15, 2012, 08:25:19 PM
Man, I'm out of the loop.  I have no idea who these St. Mae and Uncle BadTouch characters are or why I should.

Ancient tales.  When I have time, I can write you a synopsis.

Short & skinny:  One of Uncle BadTouch's buddies just doorstepped my dad.

Yeah I caught that part, and it's fucked up.  I realize I hadn't explicitly stated so before but I thought it went without saying. 

I thought I'd missed something with the Uncle BadTouch thing as newer members than me, like Alty and Hover Cat (yeah, that's right), seem to know who he is.

I just rewatched Hard Candy the other night. Great movie, great movie.

:?

Movie about a pedo being toyed with by a psychotic teenage fledgling serial killer.  I guess related... sorta?
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2012, 10:02:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 07:21:20 PM
That's St Mae.   :kingmeh:

Yeah, I had a few words to say to that. Especially to the attitude that boils down to "you should participate in a project that includes input from a defender of kiddy-diddling... er, sorry, technically adolescent-diddling... even though it makes you uncomfortable, because I want you to".
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2012, 10:05:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 08:38:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2012, 08:34:25 PM
Just to play devil's advocate for a moment, I should point out that Uncle BadTouch does try to intertwine his beliefs with Discordianism, they aren't simply "surplus opinions a discordian has".  So, there might be merit in his being interviewed with everyone else, out of a sense of completeness.

If I were to watch a documentary, or read a book, on Christianity I would want to now about Fred Phelps too.

There, I said it... Uncle BadTouch, the Fred Phelps of Discordia.

I have no objection to him being interviewed.

I simply won't be involved.  At all.

Yeah, I feel like I'm being yelled at because I'm not playing and they want me to play.  :kingmeh:

As far as a documentary on Discordia, is this a documentary? Or a series of interviews, which is less like a documentary and more like a collaboration? Will Clutterbuck be including his own analysis of the situation? It appeared to me to be more like a "Discordians, in their own words" kind of project, and less of a "glimpse into modern Discordianism" kind of project, but either way, I don't have to choose to have my words appear alongside those of a hebephile, and there's no compelling reason for  me to do so.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: hooplala on November 15, 2012, 10:17:40 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 15, 2012, 10:05:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 08:38:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2012, 08:34:25 PM
Just to play devil's advocate for a moment, I should point out that Uncle BadTouch does try to intertwine his beliefs with Discordianism, they aren't simply "surplus opinions a discordian has".  So, there might be merit in his being interviewed with everyone else, out of a sense of completeness.

If I were to watch a documentary, or read a book, on Christianity I would want to now about Fred Phelps too.

There, I said it... Uncle BadTouch, the Fred Phelps of Discordia.

I have no objection to him being interviewed.

I simply won't be involved.  At all.

Yeah, I feel like I'm being yelled at because I'm not playing and they want me to play.  :kingmeh:

As far as a documentary on Discordia, is this a documentary? Or a series of interviews, which is less like a documentary and more like a collaboration? Will C*** be including his own analysis of the situation? It appeared to me to be more like a "Discordians, in their own words" kind of project, and less of a "glimpse into modern Discordianism" kind of project, but either way, I don't have to choose to have my words appear alongside those of a hebephile, and there's no compelling reason for  me to do so.


Certainly not.  It would seem to me to be thoroughly antithetical to the very core ideas of Discordianism to try to force anyone into participating.  Or did I dream that whole "stick apart" shit up?
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: hooplala on November 15, 2012, 10:35:04 PM
Interesting... check the articles Miley Cyrus admits to creating on Uncyclopedia: hxxp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Miley_Spears

Also, she mentions Cainad as her father again here.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Placid Dingo on November 15, 2012, 10:50:17 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 15, 2012, 10:05:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 08:38:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2012, 08:34:25 PM
Just to play devil's advocate for a moment, I should point out that Uncle BadTouch does try to intertwine his beliefs with Discordianism, they aren't simply "surplus opinions a discordian has".  So, there might be merit in his being interviewed with everyone else, out of a sense of completeness.

If I were to watch a documentary, or read a book, on Christianity I would want to now about Fred Phelps too.

There, I said it... Uncle BadTouch, the Fred Phelps of Discordia.

I have no objection to him being interviewed.

I simply won't be involved.  At all.

Yeah, I feel like I'm being yelled at because I'm not playing and they want me to play.  :kingmeh:

As far as a documentary on Discordia, is this a documentary? Or a series of interviews, which is less like a documentary and more like a collaboration? Will C be including his own analysis of the situation? It appeared to me to be more like a "Discordians, in their own words" kind of project, and less of a "glimpse into modern Discordianism" kind of project, but either way, I don't have to choose to have my words appear alongside those of a hebephile, and there's no compelling reason for  me to do so.

To address the question directly, yes I will be adding some of my own commentary.

For the record if someone chooses to participate or not, I respect that choice.

Could I please ask that my irl name not be used on PD for the next five weeks? I'm still teaching  for the next few weeks and my students occasionally webstalk me.

Also that sucks Roger, and I'm sorry to hear it.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2012, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 15, 2012, 10:50:17 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 15, 2012, 10:05:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 08:38:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2012, 08:34:25 PM
Just to play devil's advocate for a moment, I should point out that Uncle BadTouch does try to intertwine his beliefs with Discordianism, they aren't simply "surplus opinions a discordian has".  So, there might be merit in his being interviewed with everyone else, out of a sense of completeness.

If I were to watch a documentary, or read a book, on Christianity I would want to now about Fred Phelps too.

There, I said it... Uncle BadTouch, the Fred Phelps of Discordia.

I have no objection to him being interviewed.

I simply won't be involved.  At all.

Yeah, I feel like I'm being yelled at because I'm not playing and they want me to play.  :kingmeh:

As far as a documentary on Discordia, is this a documentary? Or a series of interviews, which is less like a documentary and more like a collaboration? Will C be including his own analysis of the situation? It appeared to me to be more like a "Discordians, in their own words" kind of project, and less of a "glimpse into modern Discordianism" kind of project, but either way, I don't have to choose to have my words appear alongside those of a hebephile, and there's no compelling reason for  me to do so.

To address the question directly, yes I will be adding some of my own commentary.

For the record if someone chooses to participate or not, I respect that choice.

Could I please ask that my irl name not be used on PD for the next five weeks? I'm still teaching  for the next few weeks and my students occasionally webstalk me.

Also that sucks Roger, and I'm sorry to hear it.

Oh, "respect" is why you removed me from your group in the middle of that conversation?  :lol: Sure. It couldn't have been butthurt or censorship or anything like that.

Fuck you and your project, asshole.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Phox on November 15, 2012, 11:07:55 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 15, 2012, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 15, 2012, 10:50:17 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 15, 2012, 10:05:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 08:38:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2012, 08:34:25 PM
Just to play devil's advocate for a moment, I should point out that Uncle BadTouch does try to intertwine his beliefs with Discordianism, they aren't simply "surplus opinions a discordian has".  So, there might be merit in his being interviewed with everyone else, out of a sense of completeness.

If I were to watch a documentary, or read a book, on Christianity I would want to now about Fred Phelps too.

There, I said it... Uncle BadTouch, the Fred Phelps of Discordia.

I have no objection to him being interviewed.

I simply won't be involved.  At all.

Yeah, I feel like I'm being yelled at because I'm not playing and they want me to play.  :kingmeh:

As far as a documentary on Discordia, is this a documentary? Or a series of interviews, which is less like a documentary and more like a collaboration? Will C be including his own analysis of the situation? It appeared to me to be more like a "Discordians, in their own words" kind of project, and less of a "glimpse into modern Discordianism" kind of project, but either way, I don't have to choose to have my words appear alongside those of a hebephile, and there's no compelling reason for  me to do so.

To address the question directly, yes I will be adding some of my own commentary.

For the record if someone chooses to participate or not, I respect that choice.

Could I please ask that my irl name not be used on PD for the next five weeks? I'm still teaching  for the next few weeks and my students occasionally webstalk me.

Also that sucks Roger, and I'm sorry to hear it.

Oh, "respect" is why you removed me from your group in the middle of that conversation?  :lol: Sure. It couldn't have been butthurt or censorship or anything like that.

Fuck you and your project, asshole.
Wait, what? He was talking about respecting people's decisions to participate or not and then he throws someone out of the group? Uhhh...  :lulz:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 15, 2012, 11:11:56 PM
I feel like promoting Uncle BadTouch is a bit like a hypothetical the members of PeeDee putting BH on some kind of pedestal.

and if predatory sick fucks like Uncle BadTouch's voices are more important to Discordia than the voices of sexual assault survivors in terms of who is interviewed or featured, then fuck that noise.

There is only one way I could be involved in this if Uncle BadTouch is featured, and that's if Dingo calls him out on his crap and exposes his sick twisted ass.

Dingo, what happened to you being a feminist, dude? Seriously.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 02:29:21 AM
Quote from: Pixie on November 15, 2012, 11:11:56 PM
I feel like promoting Uncle BadTouch is a bit like a hypothetical the members of PeeDee putting BH on some kind of pedestal.

and if predatory sick fucks like Uncle BadTouch's voices are more important to Discordia than the voices of sexual assault survivors in terms of who is interviewed or featured, then fuck that noise.

There is only one way I could be involved in this if Uncle BadTouch is featured, and that's if Dingo calls him out on his crap and exposes his sick twisted ass.

Dingo, what happened to you being a feminist, dude? Seriously.

Damn near everyone has a price for which they will abandon their principles.  Some go cheap.

I guess we just learned Placid Dingo's price.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 02:56:33 AM
And here is the letter:
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/page1-1.jpg)
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/page2.jpg)
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/page3.jpg)

The part that's really interesting is that she refers to her pseudonym as a "private figure" rather than a public one (and that she can't seem to keep the middle initial straight).  In short, this means that she has used a false name to convey a legal threat through the US mail, which is - I am informed - mail fraud carrying a penalty of up to 3 years in prison and/or a $10,000 fine.

Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 16, 2012, 03:13:36 AM
I think you are better do what she says Roger, it sounds serious!  :scared:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 03:15:53 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 16, 2012, 03:13:36 AM
I think you are better do what she says Roger, it sounds serious!  :scared:

:lulz:

Naw.  Shot her an email explaining that the retraction was made (because I now know that she isn't Uncle BadTouch, not because of her legal threats), and that due to her A) horrible fuck up, and B) doorstepping my father, I was sending her letter on to the postal inspector's office.  And that this isn't up for negotiation.  I have time next Monday, I'm doing it then.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 16, 2012, 03:25:38 AM
 :lulz:
oh that's fantastic!  I mean, i'm sure you've got file cabinets full of that shit, but if i got something that hilarious, i'd have to frame it.
the juxtaposition of the legalese and your Holy Admonitions is just tres bien!
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Don Coyote on November 16, 2012, 03:32:31 AM
I love the bit about having high grades. " I get good grades so I must be a better class of creature than you" :lulz:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 03:34:02 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 16, 2012, 03:25:38 AM
:lulz:
oh that's fantastic!  I mean, i'm sure you've got file cabinets full of that shit,

You have no idea.

Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 03:34:45 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 16, 2012, 03:32:31 AM
I love the bit about having high grades. " I get good grades so I must be a better class of creature than you" :lulz:

Yeah, you'd think she'd at least have the good sense to download a proper boilerplate and fill it in, but instead we got to hear all about her PETA membership.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 16, 2012, 03:41:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 03:34:45 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 16, 2012, 03:32:31 AM
I love the bit about having high grades. " I get good grades so I must be a better class of creature than you" :lulz:

Yeah, you'd think she'd at least have the good sense to download a proper boilerplate and fill it in, but instead we got to hear all about her PETA membership.

PETA - a well known way to ingratiate yourself with a Texas court.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 03:41:59 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 16, 2012, 03:41:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 03:34:45 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 16, 2012, 03:32:31 AM
I love the bit about having high grades. " I get good grades so I must be a better class of creature than you" :lulz:

Yeah, you'd think she'd at least have the good sense to download a proper boilerplate and fill it in, but instead we got to hear all about her PETA membership.

PETA - a well known way to ingratiate yourself with a Texas court.

Yeah, that was giggle-worthy.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 03:55:58 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 15, 2012, 02:33:56 PM
You know, there's all the people who claim to follow the Fluffy Pink Unicorn Eris™, who really do some evil shit if they feel slighted.

I don't think I've ever witnessed any of us who lean towards the Eris of Strife, Doom, and Horrormirth™ doing anything nearly as bad (even when pushed).

Step aside, let the man go through.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 03:57:57 AM
Frankly, I'd have laughed the whole thing off if she hadn't fucked with my father.

Intentionally or not.  I don't care.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 04:03:09 AM
Dingo keeps wandering in and out of this thread.

Don't wear your control-C keys out, dude.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 16, 2012, 04:46:30 AM
He needs to MONITOR us.

And lock down his group so we don't MONITOR him.

(http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/acb/542/18c/resized/i-am-not-always-paranoid-meme-generator-i-don-t-always-lock-my-door-but-when-i-do-i-check-five-times-just-to-be-sure-ef3460.jpg?1330600341.jpg)
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Mangrove on November 16, 2012, 04:51:10 AM
This is beyond the fucking pale. Showing up at your dad's house? JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST IN A METH LAB.

:walken: :cramstipated:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 04:53:05 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on November 16, 2012, 04:51:10 AM
This is beyond the fucking pale. Showing up at your dad's house? JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST IN A METH LAB.

:walken: :cramstipated:

No, she got the wrong address, sent her little threat letter to my dad.  His address is listed.  Mine is unpublished.  So my dad gets all confused and freaked out concerning a lawsuit threat that made no sense at all to him.  He isn't young.  He doesn't need that shit.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Mangrove on November 16, 2012, 05:04:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 04:53:05 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on November 16, 2012, 04:51:10 AM
This is beyond the fucking pale. Showing up at your dad's house? JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST IN A METH LAB.

:walken: :cramstipated:

No, she got the wrong address, sent her little threat letter to my dad.  His address is listed.  Mine is unpublished.  So my dad gets all confused and freaked out concerning a lawsuit threat that made no sense at all to him.  He isn't young.  He doesn't need that shit.

I stand corrected. Still, writing a threatening legal letter and being your own character witness is lame. Also, for fuck's
sake at least shell out some $$ for Legal Zoom. I'm sorry your dad had to get pulled into this.

By the way, I too am a really really excellent, talented person. I'm married, own one dog (a beagle/labrador mix) and was quite strong academically. I like reading, music, martial arts and litigation. People think I'm wonderful. No, srsly. I'm delightful
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 05:07:25 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on November 16, 2012, 05:04:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 04:53:05 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on November 16, 2012, 04:51:10 AM
This is beyond the fucking pale. Showing up at your dad's house? JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST IN A METH LAB.

:walken: :cramstipated:

No, she got the wrong address, sent her little threat letter to my dad.  His address is listed.  Mine is unpublished.  So my dad gets all confused and freaked out concerning a lawsuit threat that made no sense at all to him.  He isn't young.  He doesn't need that shit.

I stand corrected. Still, writing a threatening legal letter and being your own character witness is lame. Also, for fuck's
sake at least shell out some $$ for Legal Zoom. I'm sorry your dad had to get pulled into this.

By the way, I too am a really really excellent, talented person. I'm married, own one dog (a beagle/labrador mix) and was quite strong academically. I like reading, music, martial arts and litigation. People think I'm wonderful. No, srsly. I'm delightful.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: hooplala on November 16, 2012, 05:17:09 AM
She's an established editor on several wikis!? Well color me impressed, I retract everything negative I've ever said about her. 
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2012, 05:18:33 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: That was AMAZING!

A fake cease and desist, sent under a fake name, representing a fake name, angry because their fake name was mistaken for a sockpuppet of someone else's fake name. :lulz:


Also, gets good grades.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2012, 06:01:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 02:29:21 AM
Quote from: Pixie on November 15, 2012, 11:11:56 PM
I feel like promoting Uncle BadTouch is a bit like a hypothetical the members of PeeDee putting BH on some kind of pedestal.

and if predatory sick fucks like Uncle BadTouch's voices are more important to Discordia than the voices of sexual assault survivors in terms of who is interviewed or featured, then fuck that noise.

There is only one way I could be involved in this if Uncle BadTouch is featured, and that's if Dingo calls him out on his crap and exposes his sick twisted ass.

Dingo, what happened to you being a feminist, dude? Seriously.

Damn near everyone has a price for which they will abandon their principles.  Some go cheap.

I guess we just learned Placid Dingo's price.

I don't even feel like it's about that... I'm just pissed because he kicked me from the group mid-conversation. I was going to leave it anyway because I'm not planning on participating, but it was a dick move to get rid of me during the conversation so I can't reply to other people who responded to my post, or even see what they said. I feel shut down and totally disrespected by that.

Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 16, 2012, 06:32:22 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2012, 10:35:04 PM
Interesting... check the articles Miley Cyrus admits to creating on Uncyclopedia: hxxp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Miley_Spears

Also, she mentions Cainad as her father again here.

Reposting my comment from page 3, because this thread ran away without me:

QuoteIn brief: Uncyc had a "mentor" sort of thing where individual members would guide newbies on how to not fuck up the wiki. Miley requested my mentorship about a year after I had stopped visiting the site regularly, but when I did log back on (before she made her appearance on PD), I said "sure, why not?" and pretty much completely ignored everything after that. Clearly that wasn't enough to disentangle myself from the Crazy.

Just so everything's clear on that front. Uncyc is where that started, and sadly failed to die there.

Still gives me the willies to think about it now, though.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Aucoq on November 16, 2012, 06:51:32 AM
Fucking Cleburne, Texas.  Of course only the Fort Worth area could spawn a that kind of piece of shit.  I'm surprised she stopped smoking meth long enough to write you a letter, Roger.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cain on November 16, 2012, 08:56:58 AM
On the plus side, I'm now going to go crazy with that email.

So there is at least that.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 16, 2012, 09:30:27 AM
Quote from: CAKE on November 16, 2012, 05:18:33 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: That was AMAZING!

A fake cease and desist, sent under a fake name, representing a fake name, angry because their fake name was mistaken for a sockpuppet of someone else's fake name. :lulz:


Also, gets good grades.

And sent to the wrong person at the wrong house.

Quote from: Cain on November 16, 2012, 08:56:58 AM
On the plus side, I'm now going to go crazy with that email.

So there is at least that.

I find this to be a Very Happy Thing To Contemplate.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on November 16, 2012, 09:38:57 AM
Crossposted from the fecebook thread:

Quote
I think you're trying to spread this idea of documenting Discordia too thin, Dingo. Inclusiveness is a nice sentiment, where you try to give everyone equal time, but it's really unworkable.

Whomever you choose to be presented first suggests you think they are most interesting. Whomever you choose last suggests you think they ought to have the last word.

Face it, you're not just documenting Discordia, you are *part* of it. Trying to deny that you have a subjective stake in the community isn't good journalism, or logic for that matter. It would be one thing if you were an outsider conducting interviews—you are not.

In a sentence, what are you really trying to do with this project? Is this a debate about pedophiles' role in a community or is it about Discordia? Is there something that necessarily connects the two? Would you include pedophiles in a documentary about teachers? How about football coaches? How about mothers?

While I will still participate even if you include Uncle BadTouch, his character will fundamentally alter the responses you will gather, including mine. And it will critically alter the way it is received.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 16, 2012, 09:54:29 AM
Quote from: Net on November 16, 2012, 09:38:57 AM
Crossposted from the fecebook thread:

Quote
I think you're trying to spread this idea of documenting Discordia too thin, Dingo. Inclusiveness is a nice sentiment, where you try to give everyone equal time, but it's really unworkable.

Whomever you choose to be presented first suggests you think they are most interesting. Whomever you choose last suggests you think they ought to have the last word.

Face it, you're not just documenting Discordia, you are *part* of it. Trying to deny that you have a subjective stake in the community isn't good journalism, or logic for that matter. It would be one thing if you were an outsider conducting interviews—you are not.

In a sentence, what are you really trying to do with this project? Is this a debate about pedophiles' role in a community or is it about Discordia? Is there something that necessarily connects the two? Would you include pedophiles in a documentary about teachers? How about football coaches? How about mothers?

While I will still participate even if you include Uncle BadTouch, his character will fundamentally alter the responses you will gather, including mine. And it will critically alter the way it is received.

BUT ST MAE SAID AT THE FECESBOOK GROUP THAT THE PEDO SHOULD NOT BE EXCLUDED AND HE'S OUR COLLEAGUE!!!!!
DISCORDIANS ARE LIKE, REALLY AVANTE GARDE AND SHIT AND THEY KNOW HOW TO BE COOL WITH PEOPLE WHO FUCK KIDS AND KICK PUPPIES.

It's gonna be some project.  :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 16, 2012, 11:06:59 AM
Quote from: Net on November 16, 2012, 09:38:57 AM
Crossposted from the fecebook thread:

Quote
I think you're trying to spread this idea of documenting Discordia too thin, Dingo. Inclusiveness is a nice sentiment, where you try to give everyone equal time, but it's really unworkable.

Whomever you choose to be presented first suggests you think they are most interesting. Whomever you choose last suggests you think they ought to have the last word.

Face it, you're not just documenting Discordia, you are *part* of it. Trying to deny that you have a subjective stake in the community isn't good journalism, or logic for that matter. It would be one thing if you were an outsider conducting interviews—you are not.

In a sentence, what are you really trying to do with this project? Is this a debate about pedophiles' role in a community or is it about Discordia? Is there something that necessarily connects the two? Would you include pedophiles in a documentary about teachers? How about football coaches? How about mothers?

While I will still participate even if you include Uncle BadTouch, his character will fundamentally alter the responses you will gather, including mine. And it will critically alter the way it is received.

Was that you, Net?
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Faust on November 16, 2012, 11:56:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 02:56:33 AM
And here is the letter:
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/page1-1.jpg)
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/page2.jpg)
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/page3.jpg)

The part that's really interesting is that she refers to her pseudonym as a "private figure" rather than a public one (and that she can't seem to keep the middle initial straight).  In short, this means that she has used a false name to convey a legal threat through the US mail, which is - I am informed - mail fraud carrying a penalty of up to 3 years in prison and/or a $10,000 fine.

Who's M U spears her dad?
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: hooplala on November 16, 2012, 01:32:32 PM
That was the impression I got, yes.  M.U. Spears is representing Miley in the letter, but unclear if she/he is her legal representation, or even actually exists.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 02:11:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 16, 2012, 08:56:58 AM
On the plus side, I'm now going to go crazy with that email.

So there is at least that.

Oh, by all means.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 02:12:27 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 16, 2012, 11:56:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 02:56:33 AM
And here is the letter:
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/page1-1.jpg)
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/page2.jpg)
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/page3.jpg)

The part that's really interesting is that she refers to her pseudonym as a "private figure" rather than a public one (and that she can't seem to keep the middle initial straight).  In short, this means that she has used a false name to convey a legal threat through the US mail, which is - I am informed - mail fraud carrying a penalty of up to 3 years in prison and/or a $10,000 fine.

Who's M U spears her dad?

Doubtful.  Miley Spears is clearly a combo of Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears.  Seeing as how neither of those people were famous 18 years ago, there's no reason to think that's her actual name.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 16, 2012, 06:23:32 PM
"Under Texas law, defamation per se does not require the plaintiff to prove her reputation was injured..."

Funny how everybody in Texas isn't suing the crap out of each other for gossip. I knew girls in high school who were pregnant for three years.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Luna on November 16, 2012, 07:25:54 PM
Interesting that the gmail account, there, only appears on this website on the whole internet...  If it's an address used by an actual attorney, you'd think it'd be attached to his business website.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: hooplala on November 16, 2012, 07:28:44 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2012, 07:25:54 PM
Interesting that the gmail account, there, only appears on this website on the whole internet...  If it's an address used by an actual attorney, you'd think it'd be attached to his business website.

Oh I'm sure lots of attorneys do business from gmail accounts... wait a sec...
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Luna on November 16, 2012, 07:29:17 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 16, 2012, 07:28:44 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2012, 07:25:54 PM
Interesting that the gmail account, there, only appears on this website on the whole internet...  If it's an address used by an actual attorney, you'd think it'd be attached to his business website.

Oh I'm sure lots of attorneys do business from gmail accounts... wait a sec...

And via PO boxes.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 07:32:00 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2012, 07:25:54 PM
Interesting that the gmail account, there, only appears on this website on the whole internet...  If it's an address used by an actual attorney, you'd think it'd be attached to his business website.

Naw.  That's her Gmail.  There is no lawyer, nor any attempt to pretend there was a lawyer involved. 
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2012, 07:29:17 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 16, 2012, 07:28:44 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2012, 07:25:54 PM
Interesting that the gmail account, there, only appears on this website on the whole internet...  If it's an address used by an actual attorney, you'd think it'd be attached to his business website.

Oh I'm sure lots of attorneys do business from gmail accounts... wait a sec...

And via PO boxes.

I await her response from my email.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 07:33:02 PM
Speaking of which, Cainad, did you ever get a response?
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 16, 2012, 08:45:37 PM
Nothing yet, sadly.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 08:47:47 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 16, 2012, 08:45:37 PM
Nothing yet, sadly.

I just hate it when the funny doesn't arrive as per schedule.   :argh!:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 16, 2012, 08:55:55 PM
I know, kind of a bummer. :(

I had to try like 6 times to remember the password for the email account I used, too :lulz:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on November 16, 2012, 09:05:59 PM
Quote from: Pixie on November 16, 2012, 11:06:59 AM
Quote from: Net on November 16, 2012, 09:38:57 AM
Crossposted from the fecebook thread:

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I think you're trying to spread this idea of documenting Discordia too thin, Dingo. Inclusiveness is a nice sentiment, where you try to give everyone equal time, but it's really unworkable.

Whomever you choose to be presented first suggests you think they are most interesting. Whomever you choose last suggests you think they ought to have the last word.

Face it, you're not just documenting Discordia, you are *part* of it. Trying to deny that you have a subjective stake in the community isn't good journalism, or logic for that matter. It would be one thing if you were an outsider conducting interviews—you are not.

In a sentence, what are you really trying to do with this project? Is this a debate about pedophiles' role in a community or is it about Discordia? Is there something that necessarily connects the two? Would you include pedophiles in a documentary about teachers? How about football coaches? How about mothers?

While I will still participate even if you include Uncle BadTouch, his character will fundamentally alter the responses you will gather, including mine. And it will critically alter the way it is received.

Was that you, Net?

Yup.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2012, 02:08:17 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 16, 2012, 08:55:55 PM
I know, kind of a bummer. :(

I had to try like 6 times to remember the password for the email account I used, too :lulz:

No response here, either.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2012, 04:52:39 PM
Got a response apologizing for fucking with my old man.  I have decided to place the matter of the letter in limbo, given the stated condition that I never hear from her or the "Uncle BadTouch Family" ever again.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cain on November 18, 2012, 05:55:49 PM
I somehow doubt that, though hopefully they will now leave uninvolved persons out of their petty "someone called me names on the internet Imma lawlsuit you" butthurt psychodrama.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 18, 2012, 06:03:42 PM
They poison everything they touch. I don't know what part of "I don't want anything to do with you" they can't understand. I'm still a little pissed about the Intermittens thing, although I think it was a fine issue... I don't like that he weaseled his way into being associated with people who wanted nothing to do with him through outright lies.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 18, 2012, 06:49:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2012, 04:52:39 PM
Got a response apologizing for fucking with my old man.  I have decided to place the matter of the letter in limbo, given the stated condition that I never hear from her or the "Uncle BadTouch Family" ever again.

How long until they violate THAT?
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Internet Jesus on November 18, 2012, 09:08:33 PM
You guys do know that the TX state bar has a website with a searchable database of attorneys licensed to practice there right?

http://www.texasbar.com/am/template.cfm?section=simple_search

Just doing my best to throw gas on the fire.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 18, 2012, 10:51:21 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on November 18, 2012, 09:08:33 PM
You guys do know that the TX state bar has a website with a searchable database of attorneys licensed to practice there right?

http://www.texasbar.com/am/template.cfm?section=simple_search

Just doing my best to throw gas on the fire.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 18, 2012, 11:39:08 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on November 18, 2012, 09:08:33 PM
You guys do know that the TX state bar has a website with a searchable database of attorneys licensed to practice there right?

http://www.texasbar.com/am/template.cfm?section=simple_search

Just doing my best to throw gas on the fire.

It may also be worth noting that regardless of whether or not the author of that letter claims to be an attorney, it is still unlicensed practice of law according to Texas statute, and can be conveniently reported online here: http://www.txuplc.org/

Just saying.

I know Roger was giving Miley a break because she's really young, but just in case.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Telarus on November 18, 2012, 11:41:18 PM
Wow, I missed some shit. Fuck that noise.


Background:

I'm 75% sure that 'U' in "M. U. Spears" stands for Unicornia (as in the Princess U nic that used to cruise 23AE).

Just after the time we successfully letterbombed Colbert into joining the Illuminati, Unicornia and some of her friends either tried the same thing with Mily Cyrus....

...or maybe it was just "spread enough rumors about Miley being a Discordian" that she'd be forced to respond to it in media (a la the Secret 'wish hard enough' technique).

Soon after, the "Miley Spears" nick popped up on Uncyclopedia... I never really followed much of the Uncyclopedia Discordianism... as it was obviously more the 'joke' than the 'religion'.

The "Discordian American Princess" idea never really caught on (it seemed forced to me, possibly memetically miswired).


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Miley_Spears/Discordian_American_Princess_article
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Discordian_American_Princesses


Not really surprised about that crew fucking up. Horribly disappointed that they drug a random bystander into it.

I"m glad Rog finally got an apology for them involving his father.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 18, 2012, 11:58:51 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 18, 2012, 11:39:08 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on November 18, 2012, 09:08:33 PM
You guys do know that the TX state bar has a website with a searchable database of attorneys licensed to practice there right?

http://www.texasbar.com/am/template.cfm?section=simple_search

Just doing my best to throw gas on the fire.

It may also be worth noting that regardless of whether or not the author of that letter claims to be an attorney, it is still unlicensed practice of law according to Texas statute, and can be conveniently reported online here: http://www.txuplc.org/

Just saying.

I know Roger was giving Miley a break because she's really young, but just in case.

I say fuck 'em, report that shit.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 19, 2012, 03:07:40 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on November 18, 2012, 11:58:51 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 18, 2012, 11:39:08 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on November 18, 2012, 09:08:33 PM
You guys do know that the TX state bar has a website with a searchable database of attorneys licensed to practice there right?

http://www.texasbar.com/am/template.cfm?section=simple_search

Just doing my best to throw gas on the fire.

It may also be worth noting that regardless of whether or not the author of that letter claims to be an attorney, it is still unlicensed practice of law according to Texas statute, and can be conveniently reported online here: http://www.txuplc.org/

Just saying.

I know Roger was giving Miley a break because she's really young, but just in case.

I say fuck 'em, report that shit.

I would.
Fucking with your elderly dad rates a :fuckoff:
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2012, 02:27:22 PM
I thought about it, but I really can't justify putting a kid in prison over this.

This is, of course, provided that I am left the hell alone.  They can talk all the shit they want over at their board, or on their blogs, so long as I don't have to see it.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: Cain on November 19, 2012, 02:52:33 PM
We only have her word she's a kid.  Or a she.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2012, 03:53:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 19, 2012, 02:52:33 PM
We only have her word she's a kid.  Or a she.

Not gonna take that chance, if this is the end of the drama.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 19, 2012, 04:41:44 PM
Fuck that shit. Women and kids can both be horrible people. If nothing else it might make them pay enough attention that Uncle BadTouch takes you seriously when you tell him to remove your name from the list of contributing authors to his book.
Title: Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2012, 04:57:42 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on November 19, 2012, 04:41:44 PM
If nothing else it might make them pay enough attention that Uncle BadTouch takes you seriously when you tell him to remove your name from the list of contributing authors to his book.

Wait.  What?