OPEN BAR: Tough on bars, tough on the causes of bars

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Just got back from a week in Jamaica... I thought smoking an obscene amount of weed in one week might turn me off the stuff.  Turns out, that's not how it works.

I'm just trying to imagine you in Jamaica.

Pics?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have a compost pile, for the first time in my adult life.  I feel a bit like I have finally grown up.

Composting is definitely an irrefutable sign of adulthood.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm supposed to be pretending to care about physics right now.

[LMNO]

I'm supposed to be pretending to care about physics right now.

It's OK, physics cares about you.*

















*Not really.

[hooplala]

Just got back from a week in Jamaica... I thought smoking an obscene amount of weed in one week might turn me off the stuff.  Turns out, that's not how it works.

I'm just trying to imagine you in Jamaica.

Pics?

[minuspace]

Likle-likle-ganja

[Cain]

For those of you still not subscribed....part 17 is up.  We do a lot of walking and talking.

Probably be the last episode until Monday though....not created a backlog this week.

And tomorrow, I'll finally get to meet my new minion.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm supposed to be pretending to care about physics right now.

It's OK, physics cares about you.*

















*Not really.

[Brother Mythos]

And tomorrow, I'll finally get to meet my new minion.

Ah yes, Minion Training Day. Good times.

My favorite Minion Training Technique™ is to channel Senior Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, from Full Metal Jacket. My second favorite is to imitate Elmer Gantry, from ... Elmer Gantry. Unfortunately, I can't keep a straight face for long enough to successfully pull off either one.

I love the W. C. Fields style too, but wouldn't even attempt that one. I might, however, and with a lot of practice, be able to get away with the Motor Sergeant Frank Tree schtick, from 1941.

Oh, that reminds me, a really good, and very easy technique is the "I Just Pranked the Boss And I'm Giving You All of the Credit Routine". I know a guy who became A Legend In His Own Time™ with that one.

Last, since you're into the martial arts, you might consider naming your new minion "Grasshopper", and being his/her Master Po. You could, probably, keep that routine up forever.

Have fun!

[LMNO]

Last, since you're into the martial arts, you might consider naming your new minion "Grasshopper", and being his/her Master Po. You could, probably, keep that routine up forever.

And then Cain was a bald wrinkly smiling man.

[trippinprincezz13]

For those of you still not subscribed....part 17 is up.  We do a lot of walking and talking.

Probably be the last episode until Monday though....not created a backlog this week.

And tomorrow, I'll finally get to meet my new minion.

Slowly but surely catching up on the episodes. Definitely enjoying it though!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It turns out that a surprising number of people really, really, really, really don't like being told that you don't care about their opinions and don't want to hear them.

THEY HAVE TO SHARE. THEY MUST. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've been seeing all these posts today from Sanders supporters about how great Obama has been. Mostly, the same exact Sanders supporters who also post about Clinton being the devil incarnate.

As far as I can tell, Clinton and Obama are incredibly politically similar. Virtually identical.

Such dissonance, many confuse.

[Don Coyote]

Officially discharged.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Officially discharged.

Freedom!