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Please see our complaints department for a refund.

That would be the account "The Mgt".

I tried but they said they do not have mastery of time as yet and to check back when astrophysicists discover, "our little secret", and implement it in the form of a small box of breath fresheners.

Don't come smearing your England all over our board, heathen.

Personally I am a big fan of the royal wedding. The queen in particular was lovely, she really demonstrated, you know.

I'm a bit hung up on the title of this thread; You're not what I expected and it's dissapointing, please satisfy me, so that I leave with a pleasant tingling sensation and maybe feeling a little bit like royalty of a far away country (not England, but not Narnia either, I'd be fucking pissed off if I had lived my entire life to find I left the damn wardrobe and I was still a little shitbox.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waybuloo

barnacles on the hull, cap'n.

I remember you.  You're the guy who stays baked every waking moment.  Long time, no see.

As for us doing it wrong, well, we'll just have to muddle along somehow.

You accept my judgement. I will meet you on The High Spiritual Mountain on the exact date to be determined by the heavens.
Although, I have given up astrology.

I used to scream "you're all stupid" into crowds

Cui bono?

as an ironic discordian statement ?
we all appreciate the irony.

I expect you did, once you are contaminated with incurable nasties from talking to me there is no cure.

i like the swirly thing it is swirly

internet link, facespace.

And now you're talking to ME, see how that works?

no, I preferred it before

Of course we are, it's just that we have elevated doing it wrong to an art form.

I was talking to THEM.

1. Fluff
2. Fluffy
3. Shaggy, like carpet
3. you know that feeling when you run your hands up and down something that's just really really fluffy, and you're like, fuck, that is really, really, really fluffy. we've all been there.
4. Flufflucent
5. High Tea

whatever
ive always been here and im still convinced you're doing it wrong

espseiclally the things that contradict the other things

goddess will be totally pissed off if you think otherewise

you see xenu is goddess

and you are tom cruise. look in the mirror.

god is three tic tacs

what the fuck ?

the law of 5s is bullshit as everyone knows now

read current things.