Aya

[Doktor Howl]

The science cult is the demon that will kill us all.

Not the overuse of carbon resources that scientific inquiry taught us about. Just science. Itself.

Likewise, my overindulgence on Tuesday night was the result of the invention of beer, not the fact that I overdid it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The science cult is the demon that will kill us all.

Not the overuse of carbon resources that scientific inquiry taught us about. Just science. Itself.

Likewise, my overindulgence on Tuesday night was the result of the invention of beer, not the fact that I overdid it.

You can't blame yourself. Any more than I can blame myself for my weakness for baseball-cap-wearing bros.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Obviously, it's the fault of the existence of frosted tips.

[EK WAFFLR]

Science caused WWII

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Science has been known to cause blindness when in the hands of a woman.

[rong]

Science has been known to cause blindness when in the hands of a woman.

weird

[Cain]

FUCK YOU, MY FATHER DIED FROM USING SCIENCE (he was trying to resurrect a dead meme when it exploded in his face )

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I do believe in tit-for-tat.

This bit caught my eye as I skimmed over the quote. Oh, the hilarious, immature hypocrisy! It perfectly explains his random ad-hominem.

Oh wait. No, actually it just explains that he's a huge hypocrite with a vicious temper.

naive faith in empiricism and rationalism.

What the fuck does this even mean? 

[LMNO]

Something something a priori knowledge something.

[Doktor Howl]

The science cult is the demon that will kill us all.

Not the overuse of carbon resources that scientific inquiry taught us about. Just science. Itself.

Likewise, my overindulgence on Tuesday night was the result of the invention of beer, not the fact that I overdid it.

You can't blame yourself. Any more than I can blame myself for my weakness for baseball-cap-wearing bros.

Personal responsibility offends my White American exceptionalism.  If I had to take responsibility for shit, then what's the fucking POINT of having privilege?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The science cult is the demon that will kill us all.

Not the overuse of carbon resources that scientific inquiry taught us about. Just science. Itself.

Likewise, my overindulgence on Tuesday night was the result of the invention of beer, not the fact that I overdid it.

You can't blame yourself. Any more than I can blame myself for my weakness for baseball-cap-wearing bros.

Personal responsibility offends my White American exceptionalism.  If I had to take responsibility for shit, then what's the fucking POINT of having privilege?

My hangover agrees with you.

[Doktor Howl]

The science cult is the demon that will kill us all.

Not the overuse of carbon resources that scientific inquiry taught us about. Just science. Itself.

Likewise, my overindulgence on Tuesday night was the result of the invention of beer, not the fact that I overdid it.

You can't blame yourself. Any more than I can blame myself for my weakness for baseball-cap-wearing bros.

Personal responsibility offends my White American exceptionalism.  If I had to take responsibility for shit, then what's the fucking POINT of having privilege?

My hangover agrees with you.

But you are an Orkadian.  They're BORN hung over.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The science cult is the demon that will kill us all.

Not the overuse of carbon resources that scientific inquiry taught us about. Just science. Itself.

Likewise, my overindulgence on Tuesday night was the result of the invention of beer, not the fact that I overdid it.

You can't blame yourself. Any more than I can blame myself for my weakness for baseball-cap-wearing bros.

Personal responsibility offends my White American exceptionalism.  If I had to take responsibility for shit, then what's the fucking POINT of having privilege?

My hangover agrees with you.

But you are an Orkadian.  They're BORN hung over.

That explains why we exit our mother's womb via nontraditional avenues.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Obviously, it's the fault of the existence of frosted tips.

This gave me an actual willy. Slight nausea as well.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Obviously, it's the fault of the existence of frosted tips.

This gave me an actual willy. Slight nausea as well.