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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 12, 2012, 08:46:15 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work and that damn near none of you have been here since 2003, I can just start recycling my writing and none of you would know the difference.

Except for Cain, LMNO, and ECH, who may collectively suffer an accident in the near future.

TGRR,
Nobody gets between me and my lazy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.


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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2012, 08:46:15 PM
It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work and that damn near none of you have been here since 2003, I can just start recycling my writing and none of you would know the difference.

Except for Cain, LMNO, and ECH, who may collectively suffer an accident in the near future.

TGRR,
Nobody gets between me and my lazy.

It would be interesting anyway, to see the evolution of your writing style.
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then we can stuff the first few lines of your post into google and we'll have a list of ready made responses that we can select from.
win/win!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 12, 2012, 08:59:15 PM
then we can stuff the first few lines of your post into google and we'll have a list of ready made responses that we can select from.
win/win!

Note to self:  Something bad has to happen to Google.  And Bing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2012, 08:46:15 PM
It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work and that damn near none of you have been here since 2003, I can just start recycling my writing and none of you would know the difference.

Except for Cain, LMNO, and ECH, who may collectively suffer an accident in the near future.

TGRR,
Nobody gets between me and my lazy.

Huh? I'd just assumed you were doing that already :troll:

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The Good Reverend Roger

Note to self:  Scotland goes, too.  Every last haggis-chomping sombitch.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2012, 10:12:56 PM
Note to self:  Scotland goes, too.  Every last haggis-chomping sombitch.

Shitfuckdamn.  How long do I have to get the ones that look good in a kilt out?

I mean, we're probably talking one vanload, tops.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on November 12, 2012, 10:15:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2012, 10:12:56 PM
Note to self:  Scotland goes, too.  Every last haggis-chomping sombitch.

Shitfuckdamn.  How long do I have to get the ones that look good in a kilt out?

I mean, we're probably talking one vanload, tops.

I was gonna say, I'll spare him, he's a nice guy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Epimetheus

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2012, 10:12:56 PM
Note to self:  Scotland goes, too.  Every last haggis-chomping sombitch.

Muahaha, thanks to my ancestors for learning to go undercover as "Americans" and eat burgers and shit.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Waffler on November 12, 2012, 11:38:08 PM
Ha. Joke's on you! I've read them all!

Note to self:  Drop Scotland on Belgium.  Move all survivors to Texas, throw Texas out to fend for itself.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2012, 08:46:15 PM
It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work and that damn near none of you have been here since 2003, I can just start recycling my writing and none of you would know the difference.

Except for Cain, LMNO, and ECH, who may collectively suffer an accident in the near future.

TGRR,
Nobody gets between me and my lazy.

I thought you'd already covered that with the whole "kill his job, stick him in Virginia" thing.
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Quote from: East Coast Hustle on November 12, 2012, 11:48:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2012, 08:46:15 PM
It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work and that damn near none of you have been here since 2003, I can just start recycling my writing and none of you would know the difference.

Except for Cain, LMNO, and ECH, who may collectively suffer an accident in the near future.

TGRR,
Nobody gets between me and my lazy.

I thought you'd already covered that with the whole "kill his job, stick him in Virginia" thing.

You're one tough bastard.  I figured the VA thing would do you in.

Next:  Florida.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.