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Luna

#855
October 16, 2012, 02:13:21 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 13, 2012, 05:09:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
In other words, I am really, really chuffed about 10c and will die happy if I see that happen.

BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 25 YEARS AGO, COULD IT.

TGRR,
TOO FUCKING OLD NOW.

Bullshit.  If that comes out when I'm ninety, I am OFF this fucking rock full of noisy monkeys and out where it's QUIET.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#856
October 16, 2012, 02:17:02 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 16, 2012, 02:13:21 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 13, 2012, 05:09:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
In other words, I am really, really chuffed about 10c and will die happy if I see that happen.

BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 25 YEARS AGO, COULD IT.

TGRR,
TOO FUCKING OLD NOW.

Bullshit.  If that comes out when I'm ninety, I am OFF this fucking rock full of noisy monkeys and out where it's QUIET.

TAKE ALL THE RETARDS WITH YOU.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#857
October 16, 2012, 02:19:04 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 16, 2012, 02:17:02 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 16, 2012, 02:13:21 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 13, 2012, 05:09:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
In other words, I am really, really chuffed about 10c and will die happy if I see that happen.

BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 25 YEARS AGO, COULD IT.

TGRR,
TOO FUCKING OLD NOW.

Bullshit.  If that comes out when I'm ninety, I am OFF this fucking rock full of noisy monkeys and out where it's QUIET.

TAKE ALL THE RETARDS WITH YOU.

FUCK no.  They can stay here and wallow in the filth.

Who do you think I'm getting AWAY from?

First teabagger I catch in space is going RIGHT out the airlock.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#858
October 16, 2012, 02:28:27 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 16, 2012, 02:19:04 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 16, 2012, 02:17:02 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 16, 2012, 02:13:21 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 13, 2012, 05:09:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
In other words, I am really, really chuffed about 10c and will die happy if I see that happen.

BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 25 YEARS AGO, COULD IT.

TGRR,
TOO FUCKING OLD NOW.

Bullshit.  If that comes out when I'm ninety, I am OFF this fucking rock full of noisy monkeys and out where it's QUIET.

TAKE ALL THE RETARDS WITH YOU.

FUCK no.  They can stay here and wallow in the filth.

Who do you think I'm getting AWAY from?

First teabagger I catch in space is going RIGHT out the airlock.

Don't care what you do with them.  Grind 'em up for their constituent parts, for all I care.  Just TAKE THEM.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#859
October 16, 2012, 02:31:44 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 16, 2012, 02:28:27 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 16, 2012, 02:19:04 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 16, 2012, 02:17:02 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 16, 2012, 02:13:21 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 13, 2012, 05:09:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
In other words, I am really, really chuffed about 10c and will die happy if I see that happen.

BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 25 YEARS AGO, COULD IT.

TGRR,
TOO FUCKING OLD NOW.

Bullshit.  If that comes out when I'm ninety, I am OFF this fucking rock full of noisy monkeys and out where it's QUIET.

TAKE ALL THE RETARDS WITH YOU.

FUCK no.  They can stay here and wallow in the filth.

Who do you think I'm getting AWAY from?

First teabagger I catch in space is going RIGHT out the airlock.

Don't care what you do with them.  Grind 'em up for their constituent parts, for all I care.  Just TAKE THEM.

Look, it's not that I don't WANT to take them and leave you in peace...  It's just that the sheer mass of all of that STUPID would prevent us from reaching escape velocity.

Besides, if I take all the tards, you wouldn't have anybody to rant about, your rage gland would back up, and you KNOW what happens then.  You REMEMBER Tunguska.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Richter

#860
October 16, 2012, 02:35:19 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 13, 2012, 04:08:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 03:55:21 AM
For some reason Villager and I just now got on to the topic of humanity maybe getting to 10 c with warp drive.

Twid: "Alpha Centauri in 4 months. Pluto in less than an hour."
Villager: "Why would we go to Pluto? It's not even a planet."
Twid: "Because it's something to explore. When I'm an Admiral in Starfleet, I'm going to reject your application on the grounds that you don't have the right values."
Villager: "Ha!"

BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING THERE!!!!

FUCKING SPACE COMMIES!!!!

AND THE MIGO!!!!!

Who flies down from the stars
To hum a few bars
And dissect your neighbors dog
They ain't got no eyes
But are really fun-guys
Everyone knows it's the MIGO.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#861
October 16, 2012, 02:48:48 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 16, 2012, 02:35:19 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 13, 2012, 04:08:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 03:55:21 AM
For some reason Villager and I just now got on to the topic of humanity maybe getting to 10 c with warp drive.

Twid: "Alpha Centauri in 4 months. Pluto in less than an hour."
Villager: "Why would we go to Pluto? It's not even a planet."
Twid: "Because it's something to explore. When I'm an Admiral in Starfleet, I'm going to reject your application on the grounds that you don't have the right values."
Villager: "Ha!"

BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING THERE!!!!

FUCKING SPACE COMMIES!!!!

AND THE MIGO!!!!!

Who flies down from the stars
To hum a few bars
And dissect your neighbors dog
They ain't got no eyes
But are really fun-guys
Everyone knows it's the MIGO.

:lulz::mittens::lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#862
October 16, 2012, 02:55:33 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 16, 2012, 02:35:19 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 13, 2012, 04:08:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 03:55:21 AM
For some reason Villager and I just now got on to the topic of humanity maybe getting to 10 c with warp drive.

Twid: "Alpha Centauri in 4 months. Pluto in less than an hour."
Villager: "Why would we go to Pluto? It's not even a planet."
Twid: "Because it's something to explore. When I'm an Admiral in Starfleet, I'm going to reject your application on the grounds that you don't have the right values."
Villager: "Ha!"

BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING THERE!!!!

FUCKING SPACE COMMIES!!!!

AND THE MIGO!!!!!

Who flies down from the stars
To hum a few bars
And dissect your neighbors dog
They ain't got no eyes
But are really fun-guys
Everyone knows it's the MIGO.

Goddamnit, that's gonna be stuck in my head all night.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Richter

#863
October 16, 2012, 03:03:02 AM
:hammer:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

#864
October 16, 2012, 03:09:38 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 16, 2012, 03:03:02 AM
:hammer:

Sure, dance now.

I will have my revenge.

Oh, yes, I will...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Don Coyote

#865
October 16, 2012, 03:21:49 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 16, 2012, 02:55:33 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 16, 2012, 02:35:19 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 13, 2012, 04:08:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 03:55:21 AM
For some reason Villager and I just now got on to the topic of humanity maybe getting to 10 c with warp drive.

Twid: "Alpha Centauri in 4 months. Pluto in less than an hour."
Villager: "Why would we go to Pluto? It's not even a planet."
Twid: "Because it's something to explore. When I'm an Admiral in Starfleet, I'm going to reject your application on the grounds that you don't have the right values."
Villager: "Ha!"

BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING THERE!!!!

FUCKING SPACE COMMIES!!!!

AND THE MIGO!!!!!

Who flies down from the stars
To hum a few bars
And dissect your neighbors dog
They ain't got no eyes
But are really fun-guys
Everyone knows it's the MIGO.

Goddamnit, that's gonna be stuck in my head all night.
I sang this out loud and...
:baby:

Reginald Ret

#866
October 16, 2012, 12:31:51 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 16, 2012, 01:39:41 AM
Wasn't there an incidence of homosexual necrophilia by a duck in a zoo?
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/09/gay_duck_honour/

The dutch again, ofcourse.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

tyrannosaurus vex

#867
October 17, 2012, 04:03:02 AM
At Dunkin' Donuts.
Quote
Mrs. V3x: Can I get a Caramel Iced Coffee please?
DD Cashier: Would you like coffee in that?
MV: (confused) Uh... yeah. Caramel Iced Coffee, please.
DDC: Yeah, but would you like coffee in that?
MV: (annoyed) Yes. Caramel. Iced. Coffee. Large. Please.
DDC: Okay, so you... want coffee?
MV: YES I WOULD LIKE COFFEE IN MY ICED COFFEE PLEASE.
Next guy in line: BAHAHAHAHA
DDC: OK :(
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Juana

#868
October 23, 2012, 02:53:43 AM
Me: I think it's best to be a little suspicious of anything Rumsfeld has done.
Tea Bagger Stepdad: No, it's not.


:lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#869
October 27, 2012, 05:20:45 AM
My son just said to his friend, "Well aren't you just a dandy little ball of fuck".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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