Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Miley Spears on August 15, 2009, 04:01:39 AM

Title: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Miley Spears on August 15, 2009, 04:01:39 AM

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"Gotopless.org claims constitutional equality between men and women on being topless in public. Currently, women who dare to be topless in public in the US are repeatedly being arrested, fined, humiliated, criminalized. On SUNDAY AUGUST 23RD, 2009, topless women will rally in great numbers across the USA to protest this gross inequality in the law and will demand that they be granted the fundamental right to be topless where men already enjoy that right."

Some Discordians will be at VENICE BEACH, CALIFORNIA: Group meets at noon on Ocean Front Walk at Navy St. March starts at 1PM towards our Windward Circle stage for our speech and entertainment at 2PM to 4PM.

Check the site for a group in your area, or start your own! And you don't have to be in America to participate!

Look for more participating groups or start your own at http://www.gotopless.org
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Soylent Green on August 15, 2009, 04:57:58 AM
On why men have nipples, same site:

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and two eyes: because they have been designed and created as such by,
as we Raelians believe, our extraterrestrial scientific creators, the
Elohim.

Another quote:
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Read for yourself the messages given to us by our creators during Rael's UFO encounter in 1973!

QuoteRaelians
(http://www.erratik-institut.de/3.1_swastik/_3116_nichtnazi/raelian-swastika.jpg)

Don't support the batshit insane.
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Remington on August 15, 2009, 05:03:33 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 04:57:58 AM
Don't support the batshit insane.
I'm perfectly willing to support the batshit insane, if by doing so semi-naked women can walk around in public.
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Soylent Green on August 15, 2009, 05:07:19 AM
Quote from: Havok on August 15, 2009, 05:03:33 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 04:57:58 AM
Don't support the batshit insane.
I'm perfectly willing to support the batshit insane, if by doing so semi-naked women can walk around in public.

Fair enough I suppose.

Still, crazy ass space-sex cult  :argh!:

What is with the children today and their obsession with the batshit insane cults?

And you DO realize, of course, that if this law gets passed you will be blinded by fat asses not wearing shirts to express their "freedom" too.
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Telarus on August 15, 2009, 05:12:53 AM
Hey, I thought _WE_ we the batshit insane....
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Soylent Green on August 15, 2009, 05:15:48 AM
Quote from: Telarus on August 15, 2009, 05:12:53 AM
Hey, I thought _WE_ we the batshit insane....

If you meant "I thought we were the batshit insane ones" then MY opinion is that we are some of the few sane ones who take a rational view of life and aren't all hard-assed grey-faces.
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Remington on August 15, 2009, 05:30:39 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 05:07:19 AM
Quote from: Havok on August 15, 2009, 05:03:33 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 04:57:58 AM
Don't support the batshit insane.
I'm perfectly willing to support the batshit insane, if by doing so semi-naked women can walk around in public.

Fair enough I suppose.

Still, crazy ass space-sex cult  :argh!:

What is with the children today and their obsession with the batshit insane cults?

And you DO realize, of course, that if this law gets passed you will be blinded by fat asses not wearing shirts to express their "freedom" too.
I just got my whale hunting licence today, and my SUV-mounted harpoon is going to be here within a week (<3 military surplus stores).

The threat of Captain Ahab should keep the fatties' shirts on.
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Soylent Green on August 15, 2009, 05:35:06 AM
Quote from: Havok on August 15, 2009, 05:30:39 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 05:07:19 AM
Quote from: Havok on August 15, 2009, 05:03:33 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 04:57:58 AM
Don't support the batshit insane.
I'm perfectly willing to support the batshit insane, if by doing so semi-naked women can walk around in public.

Fair enough I suppose.

Still, crazy ass space-sex cult  :argh!:

What is with the children today and their obsession with the batshit insane cults?

And you DO realize, of course, that if this law gets passed you will be blinded by fat asses not wearing shirts to express their "freedom" too.
I just got my whale hunting licence today, and my SUV-mounted harpoon is going to be here within a week (<3 military surplus stores).

The threat of Captain Ahab should keep the fatties' shirts on.

The fat white ass of a feminist is not so easily spooked.

IT MAY BE A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!

Or you could just get the horrible experience of seeing lots of fat ladies tits.

Everyone knows 70% of people who give a shit about not being able to go topless are fat feminists.
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Remington on August 15, 2009, 05:36:38 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 05:35:06 AM
Quote from: Havok on August 15, 2009, 05:30:39 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 05:07:19 AM
Quote from: Havok on August 15, 2009, 05:03:33 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 04:57:58 AM
Don't support the batshit insane.
I'm perfectly willing to support the batshit insane, if by doing so semi-naked women can walk around in public.

Fair enough I suppose.

Still, crazy ass space-sex cult  :argh!:

What is with the children today and their obsession with the batshit insane cults?

And you DO realize, of course, that if this law gets passed you will be blinded by fat asses not wearing shirts to express their "freedom" too.
I just got my whale hunting licence today, and my SUV-mounted harpoon is going to be here within a week (<3 military surplus stores).

The threat of Captain Ahab should keep the fatties' shirts on.

The fat white ass of a feminist is not so easily spooked.

IT MAY BE A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!
I've got a vehicle mounted harpoon. They've got cellulite. What the hell are they gonna do, fall on me?
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Soylent Green on August 15, 2009, 05:39:03 AM
Quote from: Havok on August 15, 2009, 05:36:38 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 05:35:06 AM
Quote from: Havok on August 15, 2009, 05:30:39 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 05:07:19 AM
Quote from: Havok on August 15, 2009, 05:03:33 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 04:57:58 AM
Don't support the batshit insane.
I'm perfectly willing to support the batshit insane, if by doing so semi-naked women can walk around in public.

Fair enough I suppose.

Still, crazy ass space-sex cult  :argh!:

What is with the children today and their obsession with the batshit insane cults?

And you DO realize, of course, that if this law gets passed you will be blinded by fat asses not wearing shirts to express their "freedom" too.
I just got my whale hunting licence today, and my SUV-mounted harpoon is going to be here within a week (<3 military surplus stores).

The threat of Captain Ahab should keep the fatties' shirts on.

The fat white ass of a feminist is not so easily spooked.

IT MAY BE A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!
I've got a vehicle mounted harpoon. They've got cellulite. What the hell are they gonna do, fall on me?

Show their tits.

It would blind ME anyways.
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: PopeTom on August 15, 2009, 06:19:48 AM
Quote from: Telarus on August 15, 2009, 05:12:53 AM
Hey, I thought _WE_ we the batshit insane....

Discordians are generally batshit insane.

The Discordian Society however is not organized well enough to be considered a cult.
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Lies on August 15, 2009, 06:23:30 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 05:07:19 AM
Quote from: Havok on August 15, 2009, 05:03:33 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 04:57:58 AM
Don't support the batshit insane.
I'm perfectly willing to support the batshit insane, if by doing so semi-naked women can walk around in public.

Fair enough I suppose.

Still, crazy ass space-sex cult  :argh!:

What is with the children today and their obsession with the batshit insane cults?

And you DO realize, of course, that if this law gets passed you will be blinded by fat asses not wearing shirts to express their "freedom" too.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5FEj72TUlgQ/RiCtnVqyrxI/AAAAAAAAASI/RQtJU49uuZk/s400/1stBOOKofSUBGENIUS.jpg)

:argh!:
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Miley Spears on August 15, 2009, 04:54:18 PM
We don't all believe Raelians were our extraterrestrial scientific creators, or in the Elohim. Some of us are very rational! We believe we were created by space gerbils. :lol:
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 15, 2009, 05:47:29 PM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 05:07:19 AM
Quote from: Havok on August 15, 2009, 05:03:33 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 04:57:58 AM
Don't support the batshit insane.
I'm perfectly willing to support the batshit insane, if by doing so semi-naked women can walk around in public.

Fair enough I suppose.

Still, crazy ass space-sex cult  :argh!:

What is with the children today and their obsession with the batshit insane cults?

And you DO realize, of course, that if this law gets passed you will be blinded by fat asses not wearing shirts to express their "freedom" too.

I wouldn't worry about that too much
This city passed a topless law over 10 years ago, as many cities in Northern Ontario, and I can count on one hand the amount of women who exercised that right...
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Miley Spears on August 24, 2009, 11:49:38 PM
Here's a video of what happened in Venice Beach. There's some Discordians in the group! http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/23/video-snapshot-tople.html
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Captain Utopia on August 25, 2009, 01:57:43 AM
 :| boring ass-video.

If you're going to partake in a topless rally, at least have the balls to show yer bewbs.
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 25, 2009, 08:09:11 PM
The Raelians are nothing but a boring joke
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: AFK on August 25, 2009, 08:12:58 PM
I was unaware of this occassion.  Had I been aware, I would've tried to recruit my wife for the cause.  Though, her current state of preggers probably would've ruled out any meaningful participation. 
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 25, 2009, 08:48:56 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 15, 2009, 05:47:29 PM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 05:07:19 AM
Quote from: Havok on August 15, 2009, 05:03:33 AM
Quote from: Skieth on August 15, 2009, 04:57:58 AM
Don't support the batshit insane.
I'm perfectly willing to support the batshit insane, if by doing so semi-naked women can walk around in public.

Fair enough I suppose.

Still, crazy ass space-sex cult  :argh!:

What is with the children today and their obsession with the batshit insane cults?

And you DO realize, of course, that if this law gets passed you will be blinded by fat asses not wearing shirts to express their "freedom" too.

I wouldn't worry about that too much
This city passed a topless law over 10 years ago, as many cities in Northern Ontario, and I can count on one hand the amount of women who exercised that right...

Yeah, there's no law against being shirtless or nude here, and so far nobody cares.
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 25, 2009, 08:49:38 PM
Well, I care because I like the naked bike ride and also I like being able to take off my clothes at the beach. Other than that, nobody cares.
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 25, 2009, 08:51:27 PM
Quote from: Miley Spears on August 24, 2009, 11:49:38 PM
Here's a video of what happened in Venice Beach. There's some Discordians in the group! http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/23/video-snapshot-tople.html

Wow, that was really lame. I'm sorry. :(
Title: Re: GO TOPLESS PROTEST DAY IS AUGUST 23, 2009
Post by: Miley Spears on August 30, 2009, 05:49:24 AM
Maybe you think that video's lame, but Discordian protesters were also on CNN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyXYfUBMFzs