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#1501
RPG Ghetto / Re: WEREWOLF - Players Only
January 21, 2010, 03:45:25 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 21, 2010, 03:43:06 AM
Fine, let me die from infection. Just don't lynch me!

You'd rather have your leg turn gangrenous and fall off and suffer a slow, painful death than die instantly by the noose?
I smell wolf.
#1502
RPG Ghetto / Re: WEREWOLF - Players Only
January 21, 2010, 03:42:25 AM
This might be a good time to bring up the question of whether a werewolf could actually be killed by lynching. It seems to me that the noose would at least have to be made of silver wire or silver chain. Possibly one of those choke-chains with prongs, like you get for big dogs that don't like to behave. How appropriate.
#1503
RPG Ghetto / Re: WEREWOLF - Players Only
January 21, 2010, 03:35:33 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 21, 2010, 03:33:39 AM
What can I do to convince you that I am not a werewolf?

Shoot yourself with a silver bullet. We're gonna have some entertainment.
#1504
RPG Ghetto / Re: WEREWOLF - Players Only
January 21, 2010, 03:33:00 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 21, 2010, 03:25:13 AM
I vote to lynch Dr. James Semaj.

I vote we also shave his corpse.

Fuck yeah. Then we should draw all over it.
#1505
RPG Ghetto / Re: WEREWOLF - Players Only
January 21, 2010, 03:17:25 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 21, 2010, 03:05:53 AM
Because I'm innocent!

The numbers say otherwise. I think we've all had enough of your wolfish bullshit. I vote to lynch Dr. James Semaj.

EDIT: Also, you've changed your avatar to a picture of a werewolf. An expression of guilt, perhaps?
#1506
RPG Ghetto / Re: WEREWOLF - Players Only
January 20, 2010, 04:59:01 PM
Alright! I call seeker.
#1508
RPG Ghetto / Re: WEREWOLF - Players Only
January 20, 2010, 04:10:45 PM


I'm scared.
#1509
RPG Ghetto / Re: WEREWOLF - Players Only
January 20, 2010, 04:05:33 PM


FUCK WE'RE DOOMED NOW
#1510
Quote from: Felix on January 13, 2010, 10:33:58 PM
What the fuck is with toys these days?  When I was a kid we played with action figures and legos and k'nex.  Stuff that encouraged us to act like heroes and create new things. 

Knex are the fucking bomb.

Just wanted to mention this.
#1511
RPG Ghetto / Re: WEREWOLF - Players Only
January 20, 2010, 04:35:04 AM
Quote from: Remington on January 20, 2010, 04:28:52 AM
YUO WILL ALL DIE

EATEN BY CREATURES OF THE NIGHT



LIKE THAT BUT WITHOUT THE ELEPHANT

At least I don't have to worry about being eaten by elephants.
    /
:joshua:
#1512
RPG Ghetto / Re: WEREWOLF - Players Only
January 20, 2010, 04:26:13 AM
I am FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.  :x
#1513
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 19, 2010, 03:13:53 AM
Weather Girls - Its Raining Men

The official theme song of the New York City Sidewalk Diving League.
#1514
GASM Command / Re: SCIENCEGASM
January 20, 2010, 12:20:14 AM
Quote from: Regret on December 31, 2009, 02:28:04 PM
a great way to increase general knowledge in your neighbourhoud.
good idea Kai!




yes i know i spelled that wrong, but it looked so awesome im not editing it.

Neighborhoudini

EDIT: Now I want to start a cult called Neighborhoudinism.
#1515
Quote from: Cain on January 19, 2010, 09:22:27 PM
How Cain read this post, while skimming over the thread:

QuoteI ran to where he was struggling, and picked him up off the ground. I brought him to a spot about a hundred feet away. I could feel his warm blood on my anus.

Which totally changed the tone of this thread, let me tell you.

Damn you, Cain, I can't stop giggling now.  :argh!: