Limericks

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Blight's at the mic, tryin' to rhyme
BadBeast's peepin' his watch, checkin' the time.
Phox writes with a Sharpie
she wields like a harpy
Get 'em all, three for a dime.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Wait a minute Pizza, not trying to keep ya
Seems a little cyber attack is ready to greet ya
If you're logged into gchat that is
Cuz the People's Republic is getting all up in it's biz
Yet again, makes me mad but then
If I didn't have them to hate, what else would I have on my plate
Cuz there ain't nothing I hate more than China
Want to see all their students get all wind up
Show them what a people's army really is
Give em some democracy with a side of blitz
See the blood flow cuz that's how it goes
Gotta buy freedom with red, as everyone knows
Really the best solution is a violent revolution
Punish all the fuckers who suppressed the fucking Confucians
To see it go up in fire is my ultimate desire
Maoism can suck my jizm, let's free the proletarians from their selfimposed prison
Get out of my gmail, communism fucking fail
Drop your ass grind it in the grass, toss it on the third rail

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Say my name and here I am
If you pardon my short attention span.
I'm sure your spiel was real sweet
But I got to dance to another beat
All the hatin' ain't my style,
I'd rather give an inch and walk a mile
But don't let me hold you back,
You seem like a decent enough chap.
Get it all off your chest
then give that mic of yours a rest.
Have yourself some pizza and a beer.
Don't go havin' a heart attack, m'dear.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Say my name and here I am
If you pardon my short attention span.
I'm sure your spiel was real sweet
But I got to dance to another beat
All the hatin' ain't my style,
I'd rather give an inch and walk a mile
But don't let me hold you back,
You seem like a decent enough chap.
Get it all off your chest
then give that mic of yours a rest.
Have yourself some pizza and a beer.
Don't go havin' a heart attack, m'dear.

Would that I could for a pizza and a beer
The problem though is that I am right here
Here being Boston, U to the S to the A
Time zone is Greenwich, but throw 5 hours away
What I'm gettin' at is that it's 3 in the morning
So I don't need no warning
To let me know it's no go for either pizza or a beer
At least for 5 hours, and maybe after a shower
But considering how I am when I'm up late
No chance that this will happen just at 8

[Don Coyote]

Some of these are fucking radical. Is there room on the CDgasm list?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Some of these are fucking radical. Is there room on the CDgasm list?

The track list is always up for tweaking. Plus, not all CDs have to have the same tracks.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Say my name and here I am
If you pardon my short attention span.
I'm sure your spiel was real sweet
But I got to dance to another beat
All the hatin' ain't my style,
I'd rather give an inch and walk a mile
But don't let me hold you back,
You seem like a decent enough chap.
Get it all off your chest
then give that mic of yours a rest.
Have yourself some pizza and a beer.
Don't go havin' a heart attack, m'dear.

Would that I could for a pizza and a beer
The problem though is that I am right here
Here being Boston, U to the S to the A
Time zone is Greenwich, but throw 5 hours away
What I'm gettin' at is that it's 3 in the morning
So I don't need no warning
To let me know it's no go for either pizza or a beer
At least for 5 hours, and maybe after a shower
But considering how I am when I'm up late
No chance that this will happen just at 8

I've been to Boston and I loved it.
I didn't want to leave but, well, shit,
You don't get to pick where you go as a kid.
I meant to move back there some day
but got distracted and went the opposite way.
From PA to Iowa and then down to Georgia,
the land of sun-drenched sweet-as-tea paranoia.
I want to go to Oregon and see the sea
Maybe go back to Boston and honor the bean.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Some of these are fucking radical. Is there room on the CDgasm list?

The track list is always up for tweaking. Plus, not all CDs have to have the same tracks.

Do you even have the list for CDGasm?
When I asked, someone had a spasm
over in the CDg thread

I don't actually recall what they said
But I had the chance to razz 'em.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Some of these are fucking radical. Is there room on the CDgasm list?

The track list is always up for tweaking. Plus, not all CDs have to have the same tracks.

Do you even have the list for CDGasm?
When I asked, someone had a spasm
over in the CDg thread

I don't actually recall what they said
But I had the chance to razz 'em.

Yeah, nothing is solid yet, but I think there is enough material, or close to enough material to start solidifying things. It all depends on the individual tracks, how long they are etc. Ones that are set to music will naturally be a bit longer.

[Shai Hulud]

There once was a leper from Hoboken,
Who gave his numb penis a pokin'.
When off his dick fell
He said, "It's just as well,
As I had no more fingers for strokin'."

[BadBeast]

A Farmer called "Feathery Fred",
made animal porn in his shed,
every ewe in his flock,
got a taste of his cock,
but his Wife had a donkey instead

[BadBeast]

A Circus performer, name Mick,
had a very unusual prick,
his member, when hard,
measured almost a yard,
but was only a half an inch thick.