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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cramulus on April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 pm

Title: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 pm
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I heard of a cool new recipe for egg nog.
Bourbon and ice cubes.



In other news, Christianity is still popular.




YEP.

I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT I CAN FIT IN MY ASS.





NO ITZ NOT! ONLY WHITE PEEPLE CAN BE RACIST!
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:joshua:





The very idea makes me as giddy as a Japanese schoolgirl with a "get out of tentacle rape free" card.





build a huge 23 out of plexiglas

erect it somewhere on a big square

and fill it with cats



PECK HIM IN THA NADS!
IN THAAAA NAAAAAADS!@~!@~!!!~
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Quote from: Chef
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CHEF D,
THINKS YUO SHOULD STICK TO SMIRNOFF ICE







Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 13, 2007, 11:42:52 pm
:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 14, 2007, 12:38:42 am
I think i'm going to go drink some eggnog tonight.

Peace out suckkas!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 14, 2007, 02:48:39 am

YEP.

I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT I CAN FIT IN MY ASS.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 14, 2007, 05:46:04 pm
Because I love to quote myself:

In my case?
"He died as he lived."


and


I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.


tie for  :potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 14, 2007, 07:26:39 pm
OMG  :lulz:
These are great!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 14, 2007, 10:08:18 pm
Because I love to quote myself:

In my case?
"He died as he lived."


and


I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.


tie for  :potd:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 14, 2007, 10:27:43 pm
OMG  :lulz:
These are great!

Go thread digging and find yuor own. There's a fucking goldmine out there.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 14, 2007, 10:47:18 pm
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
when I was much younger, I once fired a bullfrog out of a potato gun.

surprisingly enough, the bullfrog survived unharmed.


until, that is, its flight trajectory carried it across the highway and into the passenger compartment of a speeding convertible.

needless to say, hilarity ensued.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 01:08:41 am
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on April 15, 2007, 01:27:18 am
If you throw them high enough and they land on the road they make a wonderful 'pop'
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 15, 2007, 01:30:59 am
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.

No it wasn't. Fucking idiot.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 01:31:32 am
yes it was
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 15, 2007, 01:37:38 am
My friends and I would kick the shit out of you sadistic pussies.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 01:39:36 am
hey, i was only eight and an idiot
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 15, 2007, 01:42:05 am
If it was soooo awesome, you might try it again.
Hence the beating.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 15, 2007, 01:46:45 am
Yeah, doing that shit when you were a stupid kid was one thing but unless you need to eat them killing animals is pretty fucking weak.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 15, 2007, 01:49:56 am
I killed a frog once, out of curiosity, when I was very young.

It was rather sickly but I remember getting a feeling of immense guilt, didnt do it again.

I think I had a little pacifist phase for a little while after that, refusing to kill insects, etc   :lulz:


Weird
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on April 15, 2007, 01:50:45 am
I felt bad, but not that bad...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 15, 2007, 01:53:03 am
Yeah, now that I look back on it, I can't figure out why I felt really, really bad about it.

Meh...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 15, 2007, 03:04:21 am
I've never killed anything aside from a gross bug in my house.
But I sure poked the hell out of some roadkills when I was a kid.
You know.... out of curiosity
"what's in there?"






goo. it was always goo.





......and crawly things  :eek:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Trojan Man on April 15, 2007, 03:39:05 am
I kill everything I see.  Just kidding.  I'm not a psychopath.  Yet.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 04:20:51 am
I kill everything I see.  Just kidding.  I'm not a psychopath.  Yet.
being a psychopath is fun
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 15, 2007, 04:28:55 am
How the fuck would you know?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 15, 2007, 04:45:53 am
I kill for pest control.
Rats and mice.

Frogs are harmless though.

being a psychopath is fun

Are you going to start this schtick?
Fuck Psychopaths.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on April 15, 2007, 04:54:29 am
How the fuck would you know?

Truth.  I work with a couple dozen certifieds a day, and I know they're not enjoying thier schizophrenia.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 15, 2007, 04:56:54 am
scizophrenic =/= psychopathic
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on April 15, 2007, 05:01:04 am
Link to clarifications, anyone?

Minor detail, carry on.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: GIGGLES on April 15, 2007, 05:37:28 am




YEP.

I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT I CAN FIT IN MY ASS.


GOD DAMNIT I AM AWESOME!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 15, 2007, 11:19:48 am
Psychopathy relates to anti-social behaviour disorder (a bullshit psychological catch all), lack of empathy or conscience and poor impulse control.  Schizophrenia is a whole host of symptoms that confuses cogitation, but also has an effect on emotional stability, perception of reality, delusions and abstract thinking and speech.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 15, 2007, 11:55:23 am
My pet hate is people who adopt a 'trendy' mental condition in casual conversation

"I'm a total psycho"

"I'm depressed"

"I'm a skitz"

It's not big and it's not clever people - try the real fucking deal if you don't believe me
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 15, 2007, 11:59:03 am
I'm not a big fan of it either.  I wondered what you thought, to be honest.  With me, its because although I dropped the subject, I do love reading and learning about psychology.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 15, 2007, 12:15:08 pm
Psychology should be explored. Reading and learning is like reading and learning about anything from driving to fucking. Helps if you've fucked behind the wheel of an vehicle to get the whole picture.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 15, 2007, 12:18:16 pm
Troof.  I may be a shitty scientist, but I've always had a knack for trying to think like other people.  Probably all that bloody chess and martial arts when I was a kid...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 15, 2007, 12:40:04 pm
Advise make a choice between two options:

1 - get inside your own head and start hacking around, see what happens. Very large chance that if you are successful you will totally melt your mind. Psychotic breaks = no laughing matter. Can be tricky putting back together but good learning experience

2 - Follow occult system of your choosing. Some are better than others, many are total bollix. Approach like martial arts for your brain. Rituals = exercises/kata

Difference between 1&2 = difference between snowboarding and chess
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 15, 2007, 12:48:54 pm
Well, when I have the time over summer, I've got a book called "mind hacks" I'm going to play with.  I can probably upload it for those interested, there are over 100 "hacks" ranging from perception to social interaction.

I was going to mention psychotic breaks, but since you're already reading Poker With Cards, no need to say what I was going to.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 15, 2007, 12:58:27 pm
That book totally pwns btw.

I've lived bits of that story. Totally took me back. Dunno about anyone else but I see meltdowns kinda like nights on the piss - retrospective lulz.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 15, 2007, 12:59:52 pm
Well, when I have the time over summer, I've got a book called "mind hacks" I'm going to play with.  I can probably upload it for those interested, there are over 100 "hacks" ranging from perception to social interaction.

I was going to mention psychotic breaks, but since you're already reading Poker With Cards, no need to say what I was going to.

I'm interested in mind hacks, sounds interesting :D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 15, 2007, 01:11:48 pm
Then you wont find it at the following link: http://mihd.net/yj9clu
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 15, 2007, 02:09:51 pm
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.

umm.

lighting living animals on fire is generally considered uncool.

at any age.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 15, 2007, 02:25:59 pm
Well, when I have the time over summer, I've got a book called "mind hacks" I'm going to play with.  I can probably upload it for those interested, there are over 100 "hacks" ranging from perception to social interaction.

I was going to mention psychotic breaks, but since you're already reading Poker With Cards, no need to say what I was going to.

They have a followup to that one too but this time it's mental exercises you can do to strengthen certain skills. They make a lot of good technical books.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 15, 2007, 02:54:56 pm
Then you wont find it at the following link: http://mihd.net/yj9clu

Of course I won't Cain.

Thanks anyway. :D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on April 15, 2007, 04:01:41 pm
My pet hate is people who adopt a 'trendy' mental condition in casual conversation

"I'm a total psycho"

"I'm depressed"

"I'm a skitz"

It's not big and it's not clever people - try the real fucking deal if you don't believe me

Whats worse imo, is people who actually have said disorders, and fucking brag about them to get attention.

I usually reply with this:

(http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/original/cruisejune241.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 15, 2007, 04:29:44 pm
Like this?

(http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8461/tomcruisepsychologyrf5.jpg)

Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, I would say most Discordians suffer from a rather mild form of anti-social personality disorder, but that is to be expected really.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on April 15, 2007, 05:02:15 pm
Well, I don't know about you, but in the event the entire internet dies, I'm quite likely too busy scavenging through the remains of the country for food, water, weapons and loyal minions to worry about you guys.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 15, 2007, 06:01:11 pm
Kiddie pr0n isn't lateral thinking, and it only stimulates my mind to kick perverts until they stop moving.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 15, 2007, 09:58:46 pm
Whats worse imo, is people who actually have said disorders, and fucking brag about them to get attention.

Not worse.
I'm going to live out the rest of my life in and out of mental hospitals. I have no friends, no lovers, no life. I live under constant worry that one day I will kill a loved one in a psychotic fit, and be in prison the rest of my life. All this, just because.
I'm a light and positive case.
Most are worse off.
If "bragging" gets someone some needed attention, so be it. It's all they've got.
Eat it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 15, 2007, 10:05:09 pm
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: Kai Wren
So... taking down forums, is that like genocide?  :lol:

ermm....

I was just following orders.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 15, 2007, 10:10:28 pm
Quote
[1]No, I don't bother with the "k" on the end. If I honestly have cause to believe you will confuse what I'm talking about with the stuff Penn & Teller do, odds are good I don't even bother talking to you about it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 15, 2007, 10:13:45 pm
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 15, 2007, 10:46:27 pm
Quote from: agent compassion
Oh, wait, I am a pole-smoking liberal! That means I get all the prizes if I just sit here and wait for the conspiracy to work its magic, right?

 8)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 16, 2007, 03:52:28 am
(http://www.spinferno.com/images/forum/teh_funnies/SPARTAAA/leonidas-kid.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Discord on April 16, 2007, 10:50:01 pm
Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, I would say most Discordians suffer from a rather mild form of anti-social personality disorder, but that is to be expected really.

"anti-social personality disorder" ? What exactly do you mean by that?

I'm just wondering why all discordians talk about stars and politics all day long.
For me, its absolutly uninteresting which fucking britney spears clon pissed in which corner of which fucking building (except if its my house).
So whats the big deal?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 16, 2007, 10:52:54 pm
Ignoring social norms, impulse control issues and problems with empathy.

I don't talk about stars at all, I never watch TV or listen to the radio.  I talk about politics because I study it.  Its kind of hard to watch as yet another retard somewhere in the media butchers the public discourse again and again without comment.  Although I am trying to concentrate on philosophy more.

Besides, if you don't like what is being talked about, perhaps you should start some threads on what you like?  Just a suggestion.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Discord on April 16, 2007, 11:03:04 pm
Ignoring social norms, impulse control issues and problems with empathy.

Well thats like the definition (or the requirements?) for discordianism.

Start some threads? hmm not really interested - yet. Dont know why though.
Dont know since when im registered here, but i prefer reading all the nonsense and collecting stuff. This board and most of you guys are like a big fat book, you could call it a bible, though it sounds to much like church. Thsi page should be considered base knowledge for all schools, even TGRR would be satisfied with all the noobs he can shoot than.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 16, 2007, 11:06:00 pm
This board and most of you guys are like a big fat book, you could call it a bible, though it sounds to much like church. Thsi page should be considered base knowledge for all schools, even TGRR would be satisfied with all the noobs he can shoot than.  :mrgreen:

I can see it now,
PD.com Forumology 101
taught by Professor Cramulus
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2007, 11:10:20 pm
Start some threads? hmm not really interested - yet.

Then...

(http://unclebear.com/images/uploads/75mmscooter.jpg)

QUIT YOUR BITCHING!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Discord on April 16, 2007, 11:15:23 pm
Start some threads? hmm not really interested - yet.

Then...

(http://unclebear.com/images/uploads/75mmscooter.jpg)

QUIT YOUR BITCHING!

I leave that to you roger, seems more your style ;)
And i stop bitching when i decid to stop bitching. btw i didnt even start bitching yet  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2007, 11:21:44 pm


I leave that to you roger, seems more your style ;)


Quitting bitching is my style?

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS! :rogpipe:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Discord on April 16, 2007, 11:24:21 pm
i meant your pic god damnit.
I'd love to see YOU quit bitching  :lulz:
Thats when i know, the end of the universe is near.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 12:15:16 am
i meant your pic god damnit.
I'd love to see YOU quit bitching  :lulz:
Thats when i know, the end of the universe is near.

Oh, okay then.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 17, 2007, 07:44:52 pm
OP has been derailed, so I'm quoting roger awarding me Best. Post. Evar. to keep up appearances. :mrgreen:

Yea, got talked in to it by a girl, and have no idea what to expect other than discordian is zen for roundeyes, so by that logic, I alredy know something. But what?
Zen is paying money to go to a seminar on Zen, only to realise you've wasted your money.
Those smiles the monks give you aren't because they like you, those smiles are people laughing at you deep down inside. Stupid roundeyes. They'll pay for anything.

Best.  Post.  Evar.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 20, 2007, 02:58:17 pm
WTF BUT MY PHYSICS TEACHER
SAID IT WAS 99% EMPTY SPACE
     SRSLY
         \
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i234/St_JtB/350_skull.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 20, 2007, 03:02:42 pm
...and from yesterday (since I wasn't here  because I was out doing EXCITING irl stuff for GREAT JUSTICE)

http://www.comcast.net/news/index.jsp?cat=GENERAL&fn=/2007/04/19/641634.html&cvqh=itn_gonzales

Gonzales marched out of the hearing at its conclusion, shortly before 5 p.m., as protesters began singing "Hey, hey, goodbye" from the 1970s hit song by Steam.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on April 22, 2007, 05:03:39 am
Another sample of greatness

Quote
HI, IM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGIUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDES SACRED DOMAIN YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED JESUS RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 22, 2007, 07:59:41 pm
TGRR During his brief stint as a Dutch TV interviewer in the 1980s. (http://s54.photobucket.com/albums/g115/vexati0n/?action=view&current=the_interview1.flv)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Dingo on April 23, 2007, 12:13:18 am
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.

I'd love to see you jiggle under the same circumstances. Dork.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 23, 2007, 04:03:40 pm
Quote from: sillycybin
Oh give me a home
where there's no pope of rome
no chapels to sadden my eyes (my eyes)
no nuns and no priests
and no rosary beads
every day is the 12th of July

(to the tune of home on the range)

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 23, 2007, 07:41:09 pm
the matrix = gnosticism with microchips.


OH NOES!!11 TEH ROBOTZ MADE AN EVIL WORLD OF ILLUSION!!

IT'S OK!! WE CAN EAT PILLS AND USE KUNG-FU!





Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on April 24, 2007, 05:27:34 pm
I Chris Columbussed my own brain - sailed clear off the edge  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 26, 2007, 02:38:13 pm
If, as you were reading this, someone shot you in the back and you only had time to type a brief reply before keeling over dead, what would your last words be?



aaaand
BANG!

you will never be free from my curse ....*starts speaking in tongues*
If I was randomly shot, I would do my best to make an inappropriate noise. OooooooOOOOOOoooohlalalalalalalalalal -- not quite the noise you'd expect from a man who's been fatally wounded.

the guy would probably shoot me again.

I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

Best one EVER! This man is a genius!

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on April 26, 2007, 03:37:57 pm
:lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 26, 2007, 03:39:48 pm
I still laugh at PC's every time I see it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 26, 2007, 04:09:38 pm
 :thanks:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 26, 2007, 04:22:12 pm
A do laugh every time I read that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on April 26, 2007, 05:07:12 pm
I enjoy rzastholes'. 

Very awesome. :lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 26, 2007, 09:38:22 pm
The New York Times says:  "PD.COM, it's Uproarious"
Ebert and Roeper give PD.COM two thumbs, up the ass. 
Larry King says, "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little."

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on April 26, 2007, 09:41:06 pm
:thanks:

I'm here all week.  Next week I'll be at the Grand Rapids Turtle Mating Convention. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: GIGGLES on April 26, 2007, 10:12:34 pm
HAY GUYZ@ NICE POSTING! WHO WANTS A HAND JOB?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 26, 2007, 10:33:14 pm
HAY GUYZ@ NICE POSTING! WHO WANTS A HAND JOB?
:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 27, 2007, 09:46:34 am

                             "Raggi" ?

                                  \

(http://www.houseofthemes.com/Scooby%20Doo.jpg)

apparently, it was that good. so i deserve this spot on the thread of fame.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: B_M_W on April 28, 2007, 01:04:17 am

                             "Raggi" ?

                                  \

(http://www.houseofthemes.com/Scooby%20Doo.jpg)

apparently, it was that good. so i deserve this spot on the thread of fame.

Damn right it deserves it.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 30, 2007, 02:35:51 pm
I guess I don't get that one.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 30, 2007, 03:11:14 pm
(http://img10.imagepile.net/img10/144motivational.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on April 30, 2007, 03:15:16 pm
I guess I don't get that one.

From here http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=12387.0

Grievously insulting another man:

 

There are three words from maliced verse between men, which are punished with full outlawry. If a man calls a man ragr or stro??inn or sor??inn. And they shall be punished as fully slanderous words, and a man is given the right to kill for these words. (6)


From WPs link

You shut your mouth, ragr.

Fuckin' ouch man!

EDIT: For others illumination-

May be found in Old Danish as Raghi, occurs in OW.Norse as Ragi (also found as a by-name). From the OW.Norse adjective ragr "cowardly, homosexual." May occur in the nominative case form ragi, although this may instead represent the name Raggi.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 30, 2007, 03:23:10 pm
Ah.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 30, 2007, 04:20:52 pm
I mean for fuck's sake man!

Do you just lurk on this forum all fucking day waiting for the best moment to say something completely retarded?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 30, 2007, 08:49:14 pm
Vain as it may be, I'm nominating the following graphics as POTD, courtesy of THE WRATH OF MSPAINT cabal.

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/hunterandsavage.jpg)

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/beardomakeoutparty.jpg)

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/chef.jpg)

Looking back on it, I've used Hunter's head quite a bit today. What about you, Hunter?  :p
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 30, 2007, 08:54:27 pm
If gay bearded sex inspires you, roll with it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on April 30, 2007, 10:38:38 pm
He's turned your internet likeness into an icon for gay love.

Do your thing, Iconoclast.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 03, 2007, 01:57:28 pm
Its spelt "Wykkans".  Because i is a letter of male oppression.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 03, 2007, 02:58:45 pm
He's turned your internet likeness into an icon for gay love.

Do your thing, Iconoclast.

I also helps that I talk about gay love alot.

I just notice the quotes around Macho Man.
That's an official title.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 04, 2007, 02:58:40 pm
(http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5948/tokyodriftrw8.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 04, 2007, 06:38:25 pm

TTM,
actually a CIA operative instructed to infiltrate the discordians who, upon finding out they're just a bunch of tards on a forum, just starting making shit up because this is an easy assignment.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on May 04, 2007, 07:16:52 pm
Next time I boot you, i'm pressing enter with my dick.

So it'll feel like rape.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on May 05, 2007, 12:11:12 am
Next time I boot you, i'm pressing enter with my dick.

So it'll feel like rape.

:lulz: No freaking comment.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on May 07, 2007, 04:13:22 pm
And another lame ass hollywood star got shot down.
Britney Down.
Paris in jail,
just another 1000 to go

Only 1000, or are you using a base 60 number system?

I was just trying not to sound like the human-race-hating-cybin.
Although I'm on his side.

I don't think celebrities count as human.

Most humans don't count as human

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on May 07, 2007, 04:53:12 pm
(http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5948/tokyodriftrw8.gif)

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 08, 2007, 10:51:04 pm
Eheu, horsum venit vir qui fert locustas!

"Uh-oh, here comes the lobster man!"

Include in any conversation with a customer:

"And would you like to make a $1 donation the the HIMEOBS campaign fund?"

You are on your own if anyone actually says yes.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on May 10, 2007, 10:51:49 pm
(http://www.law.ucla.edu/kang/racerightsreparation/Resources/Photographs/pledge.jpg)


L
O
MAO

haw, cwut i did thar?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 14, 2007, 06:26:23 pm
my english teacher said i was "a character,"

WHAT LEVEL CHARACTER R U?

she never said. </tragedy>

DID U ALWAYS HIT ON ALL THE CHICKS?

IF NOT YOU PROBABLY WERE A NON PLAYER CHARACTER
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: B_M_W on May 14, 2007, 07:26:54 pm
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 15, 2007, 05:25:45 am


Tell me then, smart guy, how do you explain that woman in Mexico who had the Virgin Mary's face burnt into her nachos skillet? Hmm?

(http://www.norelpref.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/vintagebob.jpg)

That is gorgeous.

Also, when I say anywhere, I mean anywhere. Ever heard of those people who see jesus in the eagle nebula?

No.  Raelians?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on May 15, 2007, 05:36:39 pm

I enjoy fantasy. The key word is fantasy. I use it as an escape from reality. As far as it being for kids, I also watched Shreck (sp) and laughed my ass off. I refuse to allow every waking moment of my life to be wound up in too much 'serious'.

And I'm 53.

Holy shit dude, you could be my Grandad!!

HELP I'M BEING GROOMZ0RRED!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on May 15, 2007, 05:52:48 pm
Quote from: Mangrove
Don't you guys play 'Thelemite Matador'?

You wave a cloth at Thelemites, bait them about how stupid they are and when they lunge at you, jump aside and yell 'Cr-Ole!'
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on May 15, 2007, 09:14:32 pm
PARTICIPANTS NEEDED

Procedure:

  • Get yourself really close to orgasm
  • Immediately prior to orgasm, click on one of the following links: Link A (http://www.gregsopinion.com/images/goats.jpg), Link B (http://www.beastiality.es/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/2.jpg), Link C (http://www.sex-with-midgets.com/graphics/nav1.jpg), Link D (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a306/DSPhotoGuy/midget_porn02.jpg), Link E (http://shitonkikes.com/images/scat-porn.jpg), Link F (http://atthetime.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/bea-arthur-73-741567.jpeg) (all NSFW ... but you shouldn't be participating at work anyway)
  • You must stare at the image for the duration of your orgasm
  • Report short-term and long-term and results here

Do it for SCIENCE
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 16, 2007, 04:52:53 am
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/ddramone29/Forum%20Images/Slap_for_Sparta.gif)

I'd hit it.

Just like that dude did.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on May 16, 2007, 10:02:18 pm
now I've got blue troll balls
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 17, 2007, 03:56:52 pm
Fuck, I'm gonna be living pretty close to one of those this summer.


Translation:

TARGET AQUIRED.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 17, 2007, 07:55:51 pm
"How did Hitler solidify his power?"

"What is the title of our National Anthem and who wrote it?"

"Define 'draft'"

"The 1st 10 Amendments to the Constitution are called what?"


1. Rush Limbaugh
2. "Achey Breaky Heart", Billy Ray Cyrus.
3. Child sacrifice to Mannon
4. "Endangered Species."




Did I get it right?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 17, 2007, 08:15:52 pm
Old fart, having fun ITT.

Heh, always.

And I agree with Cain, too many Tolkein wannabees running around. If a writer has to steal instead of using the imagination the STFU. We have about every King book here, including the Bachman books. There is imagination at work. Or serious drugs.

No, that's what happens when you drink the water in Bangor. 

this is the correct arsenic-cycle.

also, the best fantasy writer ever is whoever releases the GAO Reports.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 17, 2007, 08:25:55 pm
Also

(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/711179395605083.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on May 17, 2007, 08:39:25 pm
Pray for Terry Schaivo porn to be discovered.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 18, 2007, 06:13:51 am
a) Orgasm Normal

b) Orgasm smelled much more like vegetable soup than usual (still tasted the same tho)

c) Orgasm was particularly thick in texture, had to be coaxed from urethra with a little fish hook which I keep near my PC for this very purpose

d) Orgasm was intensely satisfying - kept doing the -biting the air - face for a lot longer than usual. (roughly 73.49 seconds as opposed to 16.3)

e) Double orgasm - I actually ejaculated out my mouth a little at the same time. This has happened a couple of times before but never whilst masturbating.

f) Didn't manage to orgasm as the fuse blew on my soldering iron before I managed to become fully aroused.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on May 18, 2007, 07:38:52 pm
WIRE TAPPING?  THIS IS MADNESS!
\
:ashcroft:

THIS...IS...SPARTA!
\
:bush:


**Bush kicks Ashcroft's body down the well**
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 18, 2007, 07:57:23 pm
FUCK! THAT WAS OUR DRINKING WATER!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on May 18, 2007, 07:58:05 pm
LOLOLOL H2O RUINED!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 18, 2007, 08:01:05 pm
Now it's going to taste like bloated Ashcroft corpse.


Thanks George, fucking dick.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 18, 2007, 08:02:18 pm
In regards to Photobucket:

i think they only ban pics when whiney people submit a complaint.

hint: they have a form for that

more hint: baby pics are offensive when you can see their nipples. GO!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on May 19, 2007, 09:49:21 pm
Right. Hi. New here. Obviously.
Having arrived on a wave of enthusiasm fueled by The Illuminatus Trilogy and the wikipedia article on Discordianism, I find myself in awe of the level of self-righteous smugness here. I can only hope that one day I'll be able to manipulate disdain of such titanic proportions.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on May 20, 2007, 11:04:57 pm
No shit.  You keep your troops in those sort of conditions long enough and they turn into throat-slitting, nasty business types themselves.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 20, 2007, 11:16:37 pm

Anyway, good to know you all care enough about me to respond to my trolling for attention, I hate you all too, dick wipes.



My little misanthrope is all growed up. *sniff*

Don't you fucking dare patronise me, cuntstable.

This thread wasn't for you, it was for all the cool people here.
Go back to that rock you crawled out of, I hear there's no IRC there.

I hope someone fucking wreaks your squad car and one of your asshole friends gets fired for being a dickhead so you have to work extra shifts and drive a fucked up car.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 21, 2007, 07:31:45 am
rebellous stupid shit is still stupid shit.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 21, 2007, 09:13:39 am
Couple of words of advice for you to ignore as you see fit

1) Change the avatar for one that doesn't state explicitly that you are a fucking idiot

2) Learn what fascism is before you go blindly agreeing with it's premises

3) Post something

If you are a poseur fascist then you are too fucking dumb to post here

If you are an educated fascist then we hate you anyways

...and you're still too fucking dumb to post here.

In fact, now that I think about it I can whittle that advice down:

1) Fuck off!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on May 21, 2007, 07:42:01 pm
and everyone in this whole forum put together in a fistfucking, babyraping, goatmolesting pile of debauchery couldn't possibly have looser morals than Enrico Salazar at his own baptism.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on May 21, 2007, 09:13:18 pm
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/ttmalarm.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 21, 2007, 09:35:53 pm
Man, I really need to move forward with my idea of including disposable cameras with bottles of tequila.

because it's genius.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on May 22, 2007, 03:36:24 pm
Nope.  I have a compartment located in my abdomen that needs to be hosed out once a day.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 22, 2007, 04:15:22 pm
(slightly edited for clarity, from a thread a few days ago, about religion/spirituality)

Cain: I never tell people, unless they ask.  Its impolite, otherwise.  And utterly useless.  I tell you, most Pagans would never face "persecution" if they had any social manners whatsoever.

SillyCybin: Hell yeah! I've been known to wear pagan paraphernalia (pentagrams and sun/moon jewellery and the like) and, when asked what they mean, say something along the lines of "Nothing - it's just fucking jewellery dude!"

TGRR: "I take them from Pagans I beat up.  They're like trophies."
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on May 24, 2007, 09:20:36 pm
by all accounts I've read, George Washington was a legitimate superhero. People talked about him like like he was Neo or something.

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/george-washington-picture.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 25, 2007, 06:10:21 am
This page get's +10 win for using the word "cunstable"

also

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/im-just-a-cat.png)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2007, 06:11:56 am
This page get's +10 win for using the word "cunstable"


:tgrr:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 25, 2007, 06:13:07 am
Wut? Aren't you a sherrif's deputy?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2007, 06:14:22 am
Wut? Aren't you a sherrif's deputy?

Nope.

They get shot too much, here.  (Pima County FTL.)

I'm a constable for a few little podunk-ass towns.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 25, 2007, 06:15:57 am
From hereon you should introduce yourself as cunstable Roger and see if anybody questions your pronunciation.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2007, 06:17:29 am
From hereon you should introduce yourself as cunstable Roger and see if anybody questions your pronunciation.

And if they do?

Whack 'em in the jimmy?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 25, 2007, 06:19:21 am
Well that's what I would do, it's a pretty classy move really.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2007, 06:20:37 am
Well that's what I would do, it's a pretty classy move really.

Hickory FTW.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 26, 2007, 07:25:38 pm


"I'd hit it" - A phrase popularized by Napoleon Bonaparte of France during the third nuclear world war, to "hit it" means to engage in a series of financial transactions whereby the first party is indebted to the second party.




:potd:

Yes, I just posted my own POTD.

No, I have no shame.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on May 27, 2007, 01:28:06 am


"I'd hit it" - A phrase popularized by Napoleon Bonaparte of France during the third nuclear world war, to "hit it" means to engage in a series of financial transactions whereby the first party is indebted to the second party.




:potd:

Yes, I just posted my own POTD.

No, I have no shame.

Neither do I.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on May 27, 2007, 01:28:32 am


"I'd hit it" - A phrase popularized by Napoleon Bonaparte of France during the third nuclear world war, to "hit it" means to engage in a series of financial transactions whereby the first party is indebted to the second party.




:potd:

Yes, I just posted my own POTD.

No, I have no shame.

Neither do I.

:potd:

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 27, 2007, 03:54:55 am
.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 27, 2007, 03:55:14 am
.
:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on May 27, 2007, 04:08:07 am
Are you on your

.

?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on May 27, 2007, 01:15:16 pm
I'm always a bitch.  How do you want me?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on May 27, 2007, 04:47:01 pm
FACT: Any group with Hugh as the leader will immediately be declared an enemy of HIMEOBS.

Hugh is a fucking tool and I hope he gets face-herpies.

from fucking face-raping bats, for great justice.

Great fucking Justice!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 29, 2007, 03:33:15 am
(http://11chan.net/b/src/1180395545551.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on May 29, 2007, 03:58:36 pm
LMNO - glad to hear things went ok.

So, what superpowers did the radiation bestow upon your dad?

I'm sort of hoping that he can shoot particle beams out of his eyes to destroy creationists. That'd be cool.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No....it's PEER REVIEW MAN!!!!

Dimwit 1: I believe the universe was made in 6 days.
PRM: Hah hah ahh ahha....zzzzzt [dimwit vapourized]

Dimwit 2: Because of quantum physics, I can control all matter!
PRM: Ha ha ha hah.....ZZZZT.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 29, 2007, 07:27:47 pm
In that case I'm going to buy up as many internets as I can while they're cheap and stockpile them for later :mrgreen:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on May 29, 2007, 08:15:51 pm
"The problem with America today is that the evil has settled to the bottom, and things are getting poopy. A country is like a snow globe. How do you make a snow globe pretty again? By shaking things up! That's why we propose that every citizen must leave the US, and become a citizen of another country. Only immigrants will be allowed with the borders of the United States."

Legal? Fail.
Cramulus/Durden
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 29, 2007, 09:40:09 pm
Seriously

if you came into my place of business all pale faced and fiending, then acted normal again only after you'd injected yourself full of drugs, I'd call the cops. but if you were a filthy diabetic, they'd give you a goddamn medal. It's bullshit!

Diabetics can make their own insulin, they're just too lazy.

friggin pasty-faced needle users who can't hold their sugar. Fuck that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on May 29, 2007, 09:45:16 pm
Seriously

if you came into my place of business all pale faced and fiending, then acted normal again only after you'd injected yourself full of drugs, I'd call the cops. but if you were a filthy diabetic, they'd give you a goddamn medal. It's bullshit!

Diabetics can make their own insulin, they're just too lazy.

friggin pasty-faced needle users who can't hold their sugar. Fuck that.

you'd think the American Diabetic Association would proofread their informational pamphlets.....
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on May 30, 2007, 01:07:41 am
NOW AM PLEASE TO PRESENT OUR GREAT!

EW! YUCK! LARGE FLOPPY ELDERLY LEATHERY BREASTS DEVOUR BUDDHA'S LIBIDO AND POOP OUT IMPOTENCY! MAKE ME YOUNG AGAIN REVLON! POWDER GRANNY'S TITS WITH TALCUM!

BUT DO NOT DO THIS! IT IS TERRIBLE AND YOU WILL SUFFER THE WRATH OF ANGRY HERPIES RIDDEN BUT VERY ATTRACTIVE GORILLAS WHO WILL RAPE YOU WITHOUT THE USE OF LUBRICANT!


I AM SLOW BECAUSE OF MY GIRTH. DO YOU SEE? IT JIGGLES LIKE A CHUNKY PROSTITUTE FILLED WITH MONEY!

WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

YOUR WITTY RETORTS MAKE MY OVERSIZED CHESTICLES JIGGLE WITH GLEE!

HE SHOULD GIVE ALL OF HIS MONEY TO THE CHINAMEN SO THAY CAN AFFORD TO FINISH CUTTING THEIR HAIR! AND BY SANDWICHES!

DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY THIGHS! I WILL CRUSH YOUR INTESTINES OUT OF YOUR POOPING ORAFICE AS IF YOU WERE TOOTHPASTE WITH MY MASSIVE GIRTH! DO YOU SEE?

WHY IS HIS NAME THUNDERLIPS? DOES HE QUIEF LOUDLY WITH HIS MASSIVE AND HEAVILY MUSCLED VAGINA?

THAT LOOKS TOO BIG FOR PROCREATING! ARE YOU SURE?

[/quote]

I LET MY CHI LOOSE ALL OVER HIS FACE! IT WAS VERY LIBERATING!

NOW YOU HAVE CONFUSED ME, ARE YOU PULLING WOOL INTO MY EYEBALLS?

DO NOT MAKE FUN OF BLACK PEOPLE YOU AWFUL RACIST! YOU MIGHT ONE DAY MEET A RACIST BLACK MAN AND HE WILL INSERT MARBLES INTO YOUR INTESTINES WHILE HITTING YOU WITH HEAVY HAMMERS! IT WILL BE HORROR! THERE WILL BE BLOODY CHUNKY GLASS FILLED POOP AND YOU WON'T LIKE IT SO DON'T BE SO RACIST! I WILL TELL ON YOU!

YOU RAPE BUDDHA'S INNER LOINS! HE IS NO ALIEN JUXTAPOSITION!!!!!

THE MISSING PICKLE
WHY DID YOU BAN ME?!?!?
CAN'T FIND IT

NEXT TOPIC: Why ban Buddha's Ghost Penis?

HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FOOD COOKING JOB AS BILLIONS OF LITTLE CHINA BOYS AND GIRLS DIE BY THE BILLIONS! YOU SHOULD FEEL AWFUL!


I LET MY CHI LOOSE ALL OVER HIS FACE! IT WAS VERY LIBERATING!
:D

YOU ALL MAKE ME SO









happy



NOW I WILL PEE EVERYWHERE!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on May 30, 2007, 07:32:25 am
This thread has transmuted from something cool, to something godlike.   :D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on May 30, 2007, 03:40:52 pm
I've been going on for some time about how hot robots are. This is from January.

WTF I can't wait for the robot revolution. And OF COURSE I'll be on the robot's side. Let me enumerate a few reasons:

  • My hot robot girlfriend is going to have a volume control on one nipple, and an AM/FM tuner on the other.
  • Her tongue will dispense five types of delicious beer.
  • She will come with several different personality packs, including schoolgirl, dominatrix, and, for when I'm feeling really kinky, Bea Arthur (edit: Ann Coultier)
  • She will have a video projector in one eye, and will have a wireless connection to several cameras in my bedroom. When I'm railing her from behind, she'll edit the camera streams into pornlike footage and project it onto the wall.

Felix Fixed it Thusly

WTF I can't wait for the robot revolution. And OF COURSE I'll be on the robot's side. Let me enumerate a few reasons:

  • My hot robot girlfriend is going to have a power drill on one nipple, and thumb-screw on the other.
  • Her tongue will dispense five types of deadly poison.
  • She will come with several different personality packs, including Ted Bundy, Al Pacino, and, for when I'm feeling really kinky, General Patton (edit: Saddam)
  • She will have a video projector in one eye, and will have a wireless connection to the CIA database. When she's railing me from behind, she'll edit the camera streams into gruesome, disturbing footage and project it onto the wall.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 30, 2007, 05:09:08 pm
Someone needs to do Chef and GIGGLES.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 30, 2007, 05:15:24 pm
simultaneously???? :eek:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 30, 2007, 05:15:57 pm
Someone needs to do Chef and GIGGLES.

GENTLEMEN, IF YUOR ASS IS NOT FULL OF CHERRY-BOMBS, WAYSA?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on May 31, 2007, 02:41:07 am
Haw!  Sort of like in The Fly with Ben Stiller!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2007, 02:42:58 am
Someone needs to do Chef and GIGGLES.

WORST MISTAKE SINCE YUO BANNED ME!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 31, 2007, 07:24:44 am
Why?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on May 31, 2007, 01:24:11 pm
Someone needs to do Chef and GIGGLES.

WORST MISTAKE SINCE YUO BANNED ME!

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on May 31, 2007, 07:20:50 pm
Quote from: Suu
PD.COM: Fuck trucks in tubes, we drive the Omnibus.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 01, 2007, 03:17:54 pm
take all the time you need in order to come to terms with the primate vulvanity of things.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 01, 2007, 03:51:24 pm
First you have to take it out to a nice dinner... share a bottle of wine... long walk on the beach... THEN you do pot.

They call pot a gateway drug because after a high maintenance relationship like that one, the simplicity of coke's quickie-in-the-bathroom becomes very appealing!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on June 02, 2007, 01:20:05 am
onelook.com could not account for vulvanity.

halp
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 02, 2007, 01:24:08 am
YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF INTERNET.

WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.

PLEASE PROCEED TO YOUR NEAREST INTERNET OUTLET FOR MORE INTERNETS.


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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on June 02, 2007, 01:28:32 am
They spelled intarspheres wrong.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 04, 2007, 04:33:39 pm
Tonight, while playing trivial pursuit, I learned that Nigerians put lizard shit in their weed.

Actually, I've known about that one for a while.
From what I understand, you don't need weed for the lizard shit to be effective.

Lys, I'd hang out with you just to see what kind of retarded shit you could be talked into doing.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 04, 2007, 04:34:39 pm
 :lulz:

I was just about to post that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 05, 2007, 03:57:24 pm
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goatee and everything.

It was fucking awesome.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 05, 2007, 04:04:48 pm
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goaste and everything.

It was fucking awesome.

I keep reading it this way.


It's freaking me out.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 05, 2007, 04:05:41 pm
...What is on YUOR mind?!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 05, 2007, 04:07:09 pm
tbh, that was how I read it too.  C'mon, someone starts a post with midget in the first sentence, you've gotta assume goatse over goatee. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on June 05, 2007, 05:29:00 pm
damn it, I read it as goatse over goatse  :x
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on June 05, 2007, 06:59:53 pm
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goaste goatse and everything.

It was fucking awesome.

I keep reading it this way.


It's freaking me out.


i read it like that, too. and you spelled it wrong. at least when i misread things, i misread them properly!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 05, 2007, 07:42:34 pm
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goaste goatse and everything.

It was fucking awesome.

I keep reading it this way.


It's freaking me out.


i read it like that, too. and you spelled it wrong. at least when i misread things, i misread them properly!

A: Yes but your dutch, and therefore you HAVE to misread anything at a genius level

B: Davey told me this on IRC, but as it was IRC, and the first rule of IRC is you don't talk about IRC (at least where TGRR and ECH will read it), I told no one. Apparently, he wasn't in green clothes, and so doesn't qualify entirely as a leprechaun...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 05, 2007, 08:34:35 pm
"We were right in the middle of doing the Pork Shoulder, when she suddenly leaned over and snorted a Darth Cupcake."
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Fuzzymike on June 05, 2007, 09:28:26 pm


Most humans don't count as human



Seconded, unless I'm late in which case thirded or fourthed, whichever applies.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 05, 2007, 09:57:42 pm
You and I need to go in tonight and give them some more tubgirl.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 06, 2007, 03:25:11 pm
...
















...















...

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 06, 2007, 03:29:59 pm
y'know, taken out of context, that is really not that funny.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 06, 2007, 03:30:56 pm
You're right, it's just dots.


...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on June 06, 2007, 08:56:11 pm
Also, its from Wiki and thus blatantly false.

Also, its from Wiki and thus blatantly false. [Citation Needed]

Srsly.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 12:58:40 am
Want a life changing, soul-expanding experience? Look deeply into the eyes of a Wolf, worked for me.

:lulz:

What a fucking fruitcake.

TGRR,
Knows it's NEVER too late to laugh at someone's stupid beliefs.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 07, 2007, 02:21:52 am
Also, its from Wiki and thus blatantly false.

Also, its from Wiki and thus blatantly false. [Citation Needed]

Srsly.

 :lulz:


Oh hey! I got a POTD?

~~~Payne: Ticking off the boxes of his 'success' in dese here fora!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 07, 2007, 04:44:55 am
Maria has challenged me to a bet tonight. 

If I can make a person shit themselves via any means while on duty tonight, I get her turn driving for a month.

If I cannot, *I* don't get to do the driving for a month.

Suggestions?  I have 5 hours before my shift begins, so don't take all night answering.

X-lax, and if you wanted to be a dick you could put it in her coffee.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on June 07, 2007, 04:59:58 am
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass
If you want to be a really real discordians you have to hate t3h niggorz and j00z
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 05:04:53 am
Want a life changing, soul-expanding experience? Look deeply into the eyes of a Wolf, worked for me.

:lulz:

What a fucking fruitcake.

TGRR,
Knows it's NEVER too late to laugh at someone's stupid beliefs.

 :lulz:

I ought to go find the MW quotes in Lulz from our first trolling runs there and post them here.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on June 07, 2007, 05:08:28 am
please
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 05:10:36 am
Want a life changing, soul-expanding experience? Look deeply into the eyes of a Wolf, worked for me.

:lulz:

What a fucking fruitcake.

TGRR,
Knows it's NEVER too late to laugh at someone's stupid beliefs.

 :lulz:

I ought to go find the MW quotes in Lulz from our first trolling runs there and post them here.

I think WP wants to fuck a wolf.

Just saying.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 05:13:25 am
A wolf-god?

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 05:18:28 am
A wolf-god?

 :lulz:

No, just a wolf.  He was sexin' one up, right?  Lookin' all DEEPLY into it's eyes... :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 05:23:17 am
Heh, who was the one who said they were fecking gawds?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 05:54:40 am
Heh, who was the one who said they were fecking gawds?

One of the women.  She went on a wild & crazy shape-shifting romp, remember?  Then she turned into a rabbi.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 06:31:59 am
 :lulz: Oh yeah.

Man, that moyl (sp?) pic I posted really didn't go over too well there.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 06:36:32 am
I think the lulz post was made after we started the whole MW thing however I did find one of my early Cha-Cha expploits there and I must say I lol'ed:

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: EmileD
EmileD: Welcome to ChaCha!
EmileD: Hello
EmileD: How are you?
You: Hey, how are you?
You: I'm OK. You?
EmileD: iam good
EmileD: How can I help you today?
You: Well, some guys at work were talking about "meatspin" and I was wondering what it was
EmileD: ok, just one moment while I look it up for you
You: OH MY GOD!
You: WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT?!
EmileD: you asked what it was
EmileD: its my job to give you the info you asked for
You: THIS IS DISGUSTING!
You: EW!!!
You: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
EmileD: well you asked for it
You: YOU'RE SICK!
EmileD: whats wrong with you fag!!!
EmileD: you must be gat!!!!
EmileD: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by guide (fuck you!!!!)
You: YOU SHOW ME THAT AND HAVE THE GAUL TO CALL *ME* GAY!?
EmileD: biat** you asked for it!!
EmileD: ho
EmileD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 07:03:42 am
I don't complain, I make aesthetic appraisals.

For example, my aesthetic appraisal of being shot:  "Ow, argh!  This is worse than deadly horse rape!"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on June 07, 2007, 01:57:23 pm
two furries (well, one very mild case and one very severe case) in one week!  We must do something to contain the spread of the Furry.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on June 07, 2007, 02:34:42 pm
Needs moar cat ears and tails.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 07, 2007, 03:07:24 pm
besides, I want to be tied to a bed, covered in fake blood and have a crucifix put down my gullet.


What a coincidence.

I just happend to have named my cock "crucifix".

 :potd:

I gotta hand it to you... that was clever.




I feel so special.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on June 07, 2007, 03:09:15 pm
special in the retarded sense or genuinely special?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 07, 2007, 03:16:19 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/HIMEOBSShortBus.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 07, 2007, 03:28:38 pm
Also, I'm going to start calling mah jizz "fake blood".  :mrgreen:

You should learn to drink as much as I do then you can call it "real blood"  :lulz:

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 05:09:05 pm
besides, I want to be tied to a bed, covered in fake blood and have a crucifix put down my gullet.


What a coincidence.

I just happend to have named my cock "crucifix".

Is that because you nail hot, sweaty Jews with it?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on June 07, 2007, 07:50:29 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/HIMEOBSShortBus.jpg)
retard I presume
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 07, 2007, 10:56:44 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/HIMEOBSShortBus.jpg)

thats a pimped out short bus
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 11:17:17 pm
Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 08, 2007, 03:19:07 am

If you lie I will spellcheck and re-grammar all of your posts and PM them to you.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 08, 2007, 03:27:30 am
:lulz: Oh yeah.

Man, that moyl (sp?) pic I posted really didn't go over too well there.

mohel

you mean the penis snipper right?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 08, 2007, 03:34:15 am
Yeah.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 08, 2007, 10:06:40 am
Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?

(http://movies.radiofree.com/photos/land_of_the_dead_01298.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 08, 2007, 01:21:32 pm
Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?

(http://www.petsacrossusa.com/images/PetsAcrossUSAdecals.jpg)











it's filled with explosives of course
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 08, 2007, 02:09:32 pm
Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?

(http://movies.radiofree.com/photos/land_of_the_dead_01298.jpg)

Point taken.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 08, 2007, 02:21:42 pm
Driving to work today I cut off a short bus. It was an ugly, generic Yonkers short bus, and as I floored it (but still didn't go fast cause hey, I drive a freaking Honda) and passed on the right, I thought to myself "Bet that bus wishes it had been HIMEOBSed!"

Then I died a little inside.

TOO MUCH PD.COM I AM TEH CORRUPTED :sad:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on June 08, 2007, 02:23:41 pm
Driving to work today I cut off a short bus. It was an ugly, generic Yonkers short bus, and as I floored it (but still didn't go fast cause hey, I drive a freaking Honda) and passed on the right, I thought to myself "Bet that bus wishes it had been HIMEOBSed!"

Then I died a little inside.

TOO MUCH PD.COM I AM TEH CORRUPTED :sad:

AHAHA YOUR SOUL IS DESTINED FOR HELL WITH ALL THE REST OF US!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on June 08, 2007, 11:48:09 pm
Wow, you succumbed quickly.  That level of moronic shit took me months and months to acquire.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 08, 2007, 11:50:06 pm
Wow, you succumbed quickly.  That level of moronic shit took me months and months to acquire.

I am weak. :(

It happened again on the way home! I saw a vanity license plate and I SWEAR it said "HIMEOBS" on it. It didn't. It said something inane that made no sense.

GOD DAMMIT HIMEOBS STOP CRISPING MY BRAIN WITH YR EVIL ORBITAL BOMBARDMENTS :evilmad:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 09, 2007, 12:49:29 am
The very concept of chaos was still considered equivalent to strife and treated as a negative.
- The Principia Discordia

Eris was there with Kydoimos (Confusion) among them, and Ker (Death) the destructive; she was holding a live man with a new wound, and another one unhurt, and dragged a dead man by the feet through the carnage."
- Homer, Iliad 18.535

"I have a high art, I hurt with cruelty those who would damage me."
Archirocus, 650 BC


I'm absolutely sick of this uninformed, bury your head in the sand, cute fluffy animals and sweetness view of Eris.  Yeah, you read right.  I've read all the crap I can take from 17 year old Myspacers who think calling themselves xXxErisxXx and acting in a poor imitation of wacky means they are somehow like our Lady of Discord.  Most people here have little on Eris, but you types ain't even in the same ballpark.

Eris is more than the goddess of Confusion.  I know not many Discordians are Greek scholars, but even the name of Our Lady herself means Strife in the ancient Greek!  Strife, Chaos and Disorder, mother of the terrible Kakodaimones, the leveler of cities, the equal of Athena in warfare.  Why do wars keep on happening if no-one wants them?  "[Eris] is hateful ... [she is the one] who builds up evil, war, and slaughter (Hesiod).

Oh, but thats too mean and nasty to believe!  Eris is a cute Greek lady and chaos is laughing children dancing in the happy anarchy  You better slap that hippie shit out of you before I do it myself!  You can embrace the positive aspects of Disorder all you want, but you cannot forget there is a pretty nasty flipside.  And even that has a purpose.

Who feared Eris most?  For whom does Disorder mean all is lost?  Authority, authority, authority.  The men and women of The Con crave order, and only use chaos when it is the means to the greater end of more order.  They hate messy, unplanned and uncontrollable disorder, because it screws up their careful conspiracies.  Eris most certainly bought war and death in her wake, but it never said anywhere against whom she would bring destruction on, or that it wouldn't stop even greater death and violence.

"[Aion, god of time addresses Zeus:] 'Lord Zeus! behold yourself the sorrows of a despairing world!
Do you not see that Enyo [another name for Eris] has made the whole earth mad, mowing season by
season her harvest of quick-perishing youth?" - Nonnus, Dionysiaca 7.7

You read that?  They feared Her.  The immortal Olympians themselves lived in dread of this uncontrollable goddess, who sowed lawlessness in her every step.  Who fed the infernal beast Typhon and unleashed him against the King of the Gods?  Eris.  Who put Zeus in the embarrassing position of having to choose between his daughter and wife in a competition of beauty?  Eris.  Who gifted the Queen of the Amazons, the allies of Troy, with a dread weapon from the armoury of Ares, in order to defeat the Greeks?  Got it in one.  At every stage she took an active hand in undermining the plans of gods and mortals, whether in person, via trickery, or by steps removed.

You may call me a personification of Destructive Disorder.  You may even think of me as a hypocritical trickster, trying to lead the faithful to a terrible doom.  You can certainly think of me as an agent of Strife, because thats about the only thing that is true of the above.  The worst people in history are those who chase peace, especially when they equate it with order and are willing to do whatever they can to get it.  Hitler wanted peace.  So does George W Bush.  Almost everyone wants peace.  The question is always on what terms.  Disorder doesn't recognize termsand it sure as hell doesn't recognize a wasteland called peace.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 11, 2007, 02:58:25 am
Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?

(http://movies.radiofree.com/photos/land_of_the_dead_01298.jpg)

Oh yeah, I forgot about that thing. Man, that's fun to drive.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on June 11, 2007, 03:48:01 am
Back of it is hot as fuck, you bastards.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 11, 2007, 04:30:12 am
All HIMEOBS agents (except for Idem) are given standard issue climate control in their suits.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on June 11, 2007, 04:52:26 am
It's because I'm mormon, isnt it
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 11, 2007, 04:55:30 am
Yes.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 11, 2007, 09:04:12 pm
Here's a sodamonitor from wayback before mytime

My body is like a temple.  One of the wierd ones, where they do kinky things with animals in the basement.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 13, 2007, 03:48:18 pm
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/wallpaeper.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 13, 2007, 07:29:56 pm
whatever I'm adding my own post again

guys this isn't funny at all
my mom is a forum n00b

it makes me giggle because if my mom were to see this forum she would react with abject horror


GREAT POST CRAMULUS, HAVE A HANDJOB
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 13, 2007, 07:35:57 pm
whatever I'm adding my own post again

guys this isn't funny at all
my mom is a forum n00b

it makes me giggle because if my mom were to see this forum she would react with abject horror


GREAT POST CRAMULUS, HAVE A HANDJOB

THIS IS THE SOUND OF ONE CRAMULUS CLAPPING
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on June 13, 2007, 07:36:49 pm
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 13, 2007, 07:37:41 pm
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

That would be fabulous :D

-DC
Has small boobies but enjoys living in denial
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 13, 2007, 07:37:56 pm
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Malachite on June 13, 2007, 08:18:19 pm
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 14, 2007, 08:57:04 pm
to piss of an inept client:

take their application as soon as they hand it to you and before asking them any questions, take out an oversized rubber stamp that says DENIED and hit their application with it two or three times. then, ask them what they do for a living.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on June 15, 2007, 06:30:14 pm
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/highexpectation.jpg)
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z6/darth_cupcake/cramhasjob.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/goatsprop.jpg)
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z6/darth_cupcake/butts.jpg)

HAY CRAM LET'S TAKE OUR LOVERS FOR DOUBLE DATES OKAY?
EXTREE EXTREE
READ ALL ABOUT IT

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/PWNDITT.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Discord on June 15, 2007, 11:48:15 pm
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

That would be fabulous :D

-DC
Has small boobies but enjoys living in denial

you deserve to get laid every minute for that answer.
heres a mitten do with it what you want to...
 :mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 16, 2007, 04:58:26 pm
More fucking around with PD poster avatars.


(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/PayneAlpha/TGRRHunter.png)



That is so full of win that I just pissed blood.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 17, 2007, 04:47:09 am
(http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m186/mr_anonymous_2009/Gifs/WWII.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 20, 2007, 03:06:00 pm
I think I'd be okay with it if the BBC took over America and got rid of Christianity.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 20, 2007, 06:19:20 pm
This just in: Scrid back from vacation on Monday.

In other news:

 Contractors working on Astral Pillar Renovation project have gone on strike. Spokesman for the Union Of Alternate Realities Maintenance Workers stated: "Until Mol settles his overdue accounts, we are unable to continue working."

A source close to SSOOKNTV , who wished to remain anonymous, said:

"There's just no way we can keep up with the demand. The pillars are riddled with HIMEOBS. Basically we're just firefighting, but I expect that the level of damage will eventually exceed our ability to patch it up. Personally, I think the whole thing should be torn down..."

Meanwhile: Rumours  that a beaver army is amassing in New England have, so far, proven unfounded.

Coming up after the break: Our special report. Is excessive sex damaging our ability to use public transport?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on June 20, 2007, 06:27:40 pm
I think I'd be okay with it if the BBC took over America and got rid of Christianity.

2nded.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 21, 2007, 04:33:27 pm
Hi guys im new here my name is professor cramulus. I got into discordia after reading the principia written on a bathroom stall. In a moment of shitting satori I experienced the entire universe hitting the water and then flushed it all away hail eris
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 21, 2007, 10:50:00 pm
You're the only one still trying to cram your pathetic, little cock into my asshole.

ok but what do you want?

the collective vagina seems to be full of sand

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 24, 2007, 02:27:06 am
GO FUCK YOURSELF

YOU FIRST


You know what? I've had enough. It's been great pd, but I'm gone. 






ok i'm back
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 25, 2007, 01:07:39 am
I thought Forrest Gump was the funniest movie ever made.

Especially when Ginny dies from AIDS.

No one else in the theater seemed to share my sentiment.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 25, 2007, 01:11:13 am
OH SNAP
\
:joshua:
/
ON!







GET IT?!
\
:joshua:
/
SNAP-ON!?!?!






THEY MAKE TOOLS!
/
:joshua:
\
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A JOKE!!!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 25, 2007, 08:44:54 pm
TTM: Quoting himself cause only he thinks he is win.


(Still luff yuo tho  :kiss: )
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 25, 2007, 08:50:21 pm
TTM: Quoting himself cause only he thinks he is win.


(Still luff yuo tho  :kiss: )

I care not for the bouquet. Quit slamming on my Buddy(tm), as declared by Faust.

Also, that is all.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 25, 2007, 10:02:26 pm
i'm always one hour ahead of teh scottish
And always 6 drinks behind.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2007, 03:41:55 am
YUO SUCK AT DRIVING TEH WISDOM CUBE! I ORDER YUO NOT TO SUCK!

Also,
(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7659/lvl40gotamountmd9.png)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 26, 2007, 03:46:06 am
i'm always one hour ahead of teh scottish
And always 6 drinks behind.

YAY!

I get another POTD!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2007, 04:19:53 am
ITT:

(http://www.bittermancircle.com/my%20images/BeatDeadHorse.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2007, 06:33:48 am
I wonder if it would come out looking like a cheeto.

Who cares?  I'd be dead.  She'd have to figure out how to get 250 pounds of old dead beef out of her coochie.

TGRR,
Doesn't care.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on June 26, 2007, 02:42:01 pm
I quit the thing half-way through. I think that sums up my politics.
Chopra might be my new political advisor.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2007, 08:01:41 pm
Prove it.

no no no, the anus of proof is on yuo
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 26, 2007, 11:15:42 pm
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/PayneAlpha/fatherhood.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Malachite on June 27, 2007, 03:42:02 am
Is it me, or are those ribbons are being tossed around too liberally?

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 27, 2007, 10:06:08 pm
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 28, 2007, 05:45:49 am
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/406989196_1c69698e4c_b.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 28, 2007, 01:11:16 pm
Oh, fuck.  Boston is in Desparate need of those stickers.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 28, 2007, 04:35:11 pm
I would put them EVERYWHERE.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Richter on June 28, 2007, 05:33:02 pm
I'm certain they'd twist up some excuse to prosecute.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 28, 2007, 06:00:23 pm
No, they are obviously bombs. Even bumper stickers are bombs. The fact that they say "This is not a bomb" is really just a ploy.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 28, 2007, 06:09:24 pm
No, they are obviously bombs. Even bumper stickers are bombs. The fact that they say "This is not a bomb" is really just a ploy.

The bomb is just playing hard to get.

That damned dirty tease!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 29, 2007, 05:22:42 pm
"Sir, may I roll a joint for your horse?  I do not believe it is high enough."
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 29, 2007, 07:33:07 pm
Sweet mother of fucktards!

Cram, can we give your new sig a PotD ribbon? It's brilliant!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on June 29, 2007, 07:38:30 pm
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/avatar/wompsig7.jpg)

:potd:

there.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 29, 2007, 07:39:26 pm
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/avatar/wompsig7.jpg)

:potd:

there.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on June 29, 2007, 07:46:18 pm
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/avatar/wompsig7.jpg)

:potd:

there.

and now?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 29, 2007, 07:46:55 pm
I think thats all we can do without making it TOTALLY ridiculous.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Hoopla on July 01, 2007, 08:52:07 pm
Too late.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on July 06, 2007, 12:26:48 am
THE SCROLL OF BUDDHA'S GHOST PENIS COMMANDS YUO!

(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/9992/longscrollwz9.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Hoopla on July 06, 2007, 12:37:29 am
Holy shit.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on July 06, 2007, 12:42:34 am
yoinked.

when are we ITTing a buddhist forum? :evil:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on July 06, 2007, 12:43:15 am
yoinked.

when are we ITTing a buddhist forum? :evil:

 8)

Soon I hope.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 06, 2007, 04:25:07 am
Be sure to let Buddha's Ghost Penis know when yuo do.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on July 06, 2007, 01:40:18 pm
about 3/4 of the way down, someone needs to shop in something bizarre.  just to see if anyone notices.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on July 06, 2007, 01:41:51 pm
Parts of it are BEGGING to be shoop'd/lazored.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on July 06, 2007, 03:00:47 pm
about 3/4 of the way down, someone needs to shop in something bizarre.  just to see if anyone notices.

It already has swastikas of both the Nazi and Eastern varieties.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 07, 2007, 04:34:51 am
http://lssclan.com/buttplugs.swf
http://lssclan.com/buttplugs.swf
http://lssclan.com/buttplugs.swf
http://lssclan.com/buttplugs.swf
http://lssclan.com/buttplugs.swf
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on July 07, 2007, 04:24:48 pm
add something bizarre?

you don't think a man being lead around by demons with a tiger attacking his head is bizarre?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 07, 2007, 11:08:29 pm
Or people being disemboweled with sticks?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on July 08, 2007, 02:28:36 pm
Thats a normal Friday night in Scumhampton.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 11, 2007, 04:20:57 pm
WAFFLES
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on July 11, 2007, 04:35:39 pm
WAFFLES

:potd:  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 11, 2007, 04:41:19 pm
Meta humour is fail.

without metahumor the internet would not exist.

I must have missed that memo.

it was pinned to the fourth wall.

Quote from: LMNOlink=topic=13335.msg425040#msg425040 date=1184167805
:rimshot:



Not quite POTD but it made me  :lol: and I'm trying to advance this page past that damn longscroll
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on July 11, 2007, 04:42:53 pm
hehehe "scroll"

that's funny cause you need to scroll to get past it

get it

:rimshot:

(i'm trying to help, here)

(edit: o never mind i see we're on the next page already)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Darth Cupcake on July 11, 2007, 04:43:42 pm
The temptation to repost is strong in me...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on July 11, 2007, 05:37:15 pm
hehehe "scroll"

that's funny cause you need to scroll to get past it

get it

:rimshot:

(i'm trying to help, here)

(edit: o never mind i see we're on the next page already)

Leave it alone, it's Dead, can't you Sea that?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on July 11, 2007, 05:38:52 pm
hehehe "scroll"

that's funny cause you need to scroll to get past it

get it

:rimshot:

(i'm trying to help, here)

(edit: o never mind i see we're on the next page already)

Leave it alone, it's Dead, can't you Sea that?

Why is that some days your puns seem more cerebral than others?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on July 11, 2007, 05:40:30 pm
I don't know is this one of those days?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 12, 2007, 02:13:02 am


(http://www.cwyohba.org/images/disregard-label.png)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 13, 2007, 03:12:36 am
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on July 13, 2007, 07:21:00 am
The middle now says moo.


http://spreadeaglemonkey.com/longscrollwz10.jpg
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on July 13, 2007, 01:39:43 pm
Wow.  That sacred chao is pretty swote.  Good job.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 13, 2007, 02:18:19 pm
rza - did you really need to longscroll this thread?
don't be a jerk; edit that out

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on July 13, 2007, 02:24:49 pm
damn, I wasn't the first one to do it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on July 13, 2007, 02:25:49 pm
Wow.  That sacred chao is pretty swote.  Good job.

Why TY.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 13, 2007, 02:31:54 pm
Wow.  That sacred chao is pretty swote.  Good job.

Why TY.

 :fuckoff:

we saw this shit on the last page
don't be a douche, it's not even original
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on July 13, 2007, 02:36:14 pm
Well, it is a little different.  Someone suggested shopping something in there so I did. 

Your just mad cause MSPaint don't got shit on the GIMP.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 13, 2007, 02:38:06 pm
no I'm mad because it's going to fuckup my browser every time I view this thread at work.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on July 13, 2007, 02:40:10 pm
fixxed
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on July 13, 2007, 02:41:23 pm
Well, it is a little different.  Someone suggested shopping something in there so I did. 

Your just mad cause MSPaint don't got shit on the GIMP.

STFU, Photoshop is superior to your knockoff ass. Now leave my man Cram and his WOMP posse alone or face my .PSD impalement!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 13, 2007, 02:43:42 pm
thanks rza
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on July 13, 2007, 02:45:19 pm
No problem.  I will keep in mind that you have a shitty browser @ work.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on July 13, 2007, 03:35:30 pm
HEY THESE ARE NOT BEST POSTS OF THE DAY!!1
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2007, 03:43:59 pm
HEY THESE ARE NOT BEST POSTS OF THE DAY!!1

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2007, 03:44:16 pm
No problem.  I will keep in mind that you have a shitty browser @ work.
:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2007, 03:44:44 pm
thanks rza

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2007, 03:45:06 pm
Well, it is a little different.  Someone suggested shopping something in there so I did. 

Your just mad cause MSPaint don't got shit on the GIMP.

STFU, Photoshop is superior to your knockoff ass. Now leave my man Cram and his WOMP posse alone or face my .PSD impalement!

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on July 16, 2007, 11:21:57 pm
Your attempts are admirable.

Your work is epic fail.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 16, 2007, 11:52:29 pm
JESUS WAS A ZIONIST AGENT! CHRISTIANITY IS A JEWISH PLOT!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on July 19, 2007, 04:41:47 pm
/me would admit in this thread that hes done a fair bit of mmf and has had his fair share of ffm. But no one would believe him anyway.

Liar.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 20, 2007, 05:57:35 am
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on July 20, 2007, 07:13:15 am
What is that?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 20, 2007, 07:17:41 am
What is that?

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on July 20, 2007, 02:16:38 pm
That looks like meatspin.

Yes, I'm that familiar with it to recognize it as ASCII art.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on July 20, 2007, 03:27:06 pm
try copypasting the text to windows notepad and look again.

(or in MS Word setting the font to "courier" will also do the trick)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 22, 2007, 05:49:47 am
http://dolphin.esosoft.net/erisbarandgrill.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=7031 (http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/Billymays1.jpg) (http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/Billymays2.jpg) (http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/Billymays3.jpg) (http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/Billymays4.jpg) (http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/Billymays5.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on July 22, 2007, 07:07:46 am
 :lulz:

:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 22, 2007, 09:03:04 pm
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on July 23, 2007, 04:29:48 pm
Quote from: TEH CRAM
I was walking around in Boston the other week shouting into my phone (which was off) "Get the cat out of the microwave. GET THE FUCKING CAT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE. Of course it's meowing, it doesn't like being in a fucking microwave! TELL THE UPS MAN TO SHUT UP, UNPLUG THE MICROWAVE AND WAIT FOR ME TO GET HOME. JESUS." *click* I got some confused looks. I got some disgusted looks. I got some downright horrified looks. Did I accomplish some great Discordian goal? Yes: I got lots of lulz.



oh yeah and everybody was illuminated

:mittens:

also, i'm gonna steal this.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 23, 2007, 04:35:30 pm
I did that five or six times that weekend, usually in front of outdoor cafe type places.

The best was when I got onto a bus shouting at my phone, and whole bus shut up and was staring at me. After I hung up, my buddy Dwayne looked at me and cut the silence,

"Dude. That cat is fucked."
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 23, 2007, 10:45:55 pm
ATTN: HOMELESS MAN JACKING OFF IN THE PARK

ANAL?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on July 23, 2007, 11:00:00 pm
Oh fucking crap, this thread made my day.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on July 23, 2007, 11:12:53 pm
whatever, I was in a stabratory mood when I started this thread.

you suckers are gonna get STABBED

STABBED BAD
WIT A KNIFE

*hides Squeek from EVIL STABBING CRAM behind a conveniently located huge surprised banana*

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/sadbanana.gif) (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/squeek.jpg) -- (sssh i has invisibiels)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on July 24, 2007, 08:29:28 pm
We don't just eat the menu....we fuck it too.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on July 24, 2007, 08:32:05 pm
Quote
I have lived for seventeen years on this planet we call Earth, however i only consider myself one year old.

He isn't a vampire.  He's a cicada. 

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on July 25, 2007, 11:07:15 pm
NOBODY MOVES!



(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3401/noonemovethisisathrobar3.gif)


THIS IS A THROBBERY!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 26, 2007, 05:20:06 am
Despite the fact that you just gave yourself POTD...

:mittens:

Also,
My mom likes Sepultura.

Srsly.

(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/4936/littlemetalmj7.jpg)

Net is on FIRE!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on July 27, 2007, 09:41:53 pm
FUCK YOU, MY MOM LOST HER MIDDLE FINGER FLIPPING OFF A LAWNMOWER!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on July 30, 2007, 09:22:09 pm
"gravy of the gods" ??? :lol:

1) cut a tender piece of young god neck/shoulder
2) rub with salt and pepper, let simmer for half an hour
3) feed the god-shoulder to your cat (who will now acquire the ability to speak)
4) add stock, spices
5) let simmer until thick

(uhh or something like that i usually use a package to make gravy)

God gravy!?

Wasn't that what Mary was impregnated wiff?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on August 01, 2007, 02:05:01 pm
lucky for the Rev, I will be busy moving all day tomorrow.

if any of the rest of you should be so foolish as to contact the eldritch gawds of the interslums, I will hitch-hike to your mom's basement, remove your (completely vestigial) testicles, coat them in clear hard plastic resin,  cut facets in them, polish them, paint numbers on them, and give them to the biggest D&D nerd I know to be his lucky THAC0 dice.

and nobody wants that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on August 03, 2007, 08:26:29 am
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/GOTHPOCKETZ.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on August 04, 2007, 02:26:43 pm
http://qdb.us/77482

<Snausages> So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar.
<Snausages> And the bartender says,
<Snausages> "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
<Myke> That struck a chord.
<Snausages> Careful with those puns, you'll get in treble.
<Myke> But they're key to my humour.
<Myke> And very noteworthy.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on August 09, 2007, 03:21:29 am
Greetings miserable forumites. I bring you additional misery today.




BEHOLD AND DESPAIR (http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=226551) as my Pterodactyls have sex with a nubile blonde

YEA,  (http://www.pornotube.com/channels.php?channelId=63&m=1126095)They seem to be having a good time



more cause for despair (http://fuckedupshit.pornaccess.com)

BIKAW!                BIKAAAAAW!
           \                        /
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Yours Truly,



PTERODACTYL HANDLER X



NSFW
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on August 10, 2007, 07:36:15 pm
"I've got lead in my pants, and lead in my hands.
Which do you want to gamble on motherfucker?"
                       \
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/sillycon.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on August 13, 2007, 07:24:10 am
This is what we'd be doing every Sunday if the Germans had won WWII.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on August 16, 2007, 07:34:52 pm
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/Image142s.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on August 16, 2007, 09:03:07 pm
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/825/ftheforcem48c2694bg2.gif)

was going through the pix thread and had to bump this
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 17, 2007, 04:10:47 am
Heh, there are a few of those out there. That one was pretty sweet though.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 17, 2007, 05:31:19 am
              Racism       Fuck yeah!
                 /                \
(http://www.copierexpert.com/images/high-five.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 17, 2007, 05:38:07 am
Who shot the deputy?

Bob Marley.

He was too eager to take out "The Man" and shot both the Sheriff AND the Deputy, though he later lied about it.

Eric Clapton watched.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on August 17, 2007, 06:45:15 pm
Bullshit may make the flowers grow, but a crock of your own shit will give everyone else e.coli.



Typos removed by SSOOKN.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 17, 2007, 07:11:29 pm
Fucking Pterodactyls everywhere = The only possible sequel to Snakes On A Plane
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 18, 2007, 03:21:35 am
Fucking Pterodactyls everywhere = The only possible sequel to Snakes On A Plane

Not the only one:

(http://www.theinvisiblecollege.com/squirrel_pterodactyl.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on August 20, 2007, 07:02:33 pm
A filk
Sung to the tune of "Masochism Tango" by Tom Lehrer
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=hVyZ7bO0LeI (http://youtube.com/watch?v=hVyZ7bO0LeI))

"The Gayest Wango Tango"

I ache for the touch of your Rods, Dear,
As they fly, out of space, from the Gods, Dear.
Cock and Repost
Till sanitys Toast
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.

Let your reply be a flame, not an ember,
And my argument, logically dismember
Its like youve blackend my eye,
As you set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.

I entered the login command
Before you my words stand,
Your balls are in my hand... Ecch!
Be touching do they be?
My libido it retreats
When you post your savage meats,
As you inform me of your feats
Of Sodomyyyyyyyyyy
That pic of your wood, it wasnt mahogany,
And My mind is such metrosexual agony.

My Pie it is on fire
Yet no cake do I desire
Which is why I may expire
When we tango.

I put the link in between
Those brackets, Love,
But missed, you say I fail internets, Love,
As shame renders me numb.
The picutred rose
That you posted in your teeth, Love,
With the thorns underneath, Love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your avatar cast a spell that bewitches.
Those girls must need at least twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Gayest Wango Tango.

Violate my brain,
that WOMP made me scream with pain,
Then paste my face once again on a boobie
And say I am a noobie.
I know all too well
No one here treats me too swell
So, Darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart
Excuse me!

The way my thread was rolled over
Keep my posting from getting any bolder.
Fracturing my mind,
Till Win and lail can be mine,
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: sam on August 20, 2007, 07:43:51 pm
this
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on August 20, 2007, 07:49:14 pm
this

amazingly, as far as i can remember

this totally lame gag

hasn't actually been done before in this thread, has it?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on August 20, 2007, 07:52:38 pm
Actually, I think it was.  But I'm not feeling very archaelogical today to find out for sure. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on August 21, 2007, 08:36:13 pm
Code: [Select]
[img]http://C:\Documents and Settings\Administrador\Escritorio\Juan\Imagenes\cop car[/img]

EXCITING POSTS HAPPENING ITT
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Penumbral on August 23, 2007, 05:04:26 am

Code: [Select]
[img]http://C:\Documents%20and%20Settings\Administrador\Escritorio\Juan\Imagenes\cop%20car.jpg[/img]
Fixed!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on August 23, 2007, 05:05:05 am

Code: [Select]
[img]http://C:\Documents%20and%20Settings\Administrador\Escritorio\Juan\Imagenes\cop%20car.jpg[/img]
Fixed!


 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on August 24, 2007, 03:09:02 am
PADDLE FASTER!  I HEAR THETANS!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on August 28, 2007, 03:11:37 pm
Sometimes I just want to firebomb the entire east coast.

i admire your restraint.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 04, 2007, 09:56:40 pm
Everything causes cancer given enough lab tests.

Science causes cancer given enough lab tests.

fixed!


Cancer causes science given enough lab tests.

fixed!

Double fix!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 07, 2007, 08:01:14 pm
(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/bartlesen/unfunnywiccancomic.png)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on September 09, 2007, 02:05:34 am
Pterodactyl - the only way to fly.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shinigami715 on September 09, 2007, 03:28:21 am
Pterodactyl - the only way to fly.

You can get high on pterodactyl?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 11, 2007, 02:42:18 am
Wow...

Fail.


Aaaaanyways....

Back to POTD:


this thread makes me feel all warm and runny inside.

:banana:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 11, 2007, 06:25:41 am
Post of the Day August 25th 2005:

I pissed on my neighbor's car
They got really angry at me
I told them it used too much gas
Then I got arrested for disorderly conduct

So I set their house on fire
And shot them in the face
With a chicken cannon
Spraying chicken and people gibs everywhere

It was horrible
I feel bad now
But now I feel better
Because I wrote a poem
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 11, 2007, 11:35:01 pm
 :lulz:

Yuo should have been there on the Gothic Poetry EZ Board Adventure.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 12, 2007, 12:49:08 am


you are so dumb you are going to tell me were i live now?
URUGUAY is in southamerica between argentina and brasil
get an atlas... please

SOMEBODY HAS TO TELL YUO, OPIE.  CHEF HAS SEEN A RISK BOARD.  THERE IS NOTHING BETWEEN ARGENTINA AND BRAZIL. 

YUO WANT TO STEP, OPIE? 

14TH AND MINNA, BITCH!  BRING A BAGGIE FOR YOUR TEEF! 

CHEF DIESEL,
THINKS YUO SHOULD THINK OF YOUR POOR MAMA BEFORE YUO STEP.
http://go.hrw.com/atlas/span_htm/uruguay.htm

PHOTOSHOP.

OPIE, PLEASE.

CHEF 98 OCTANE,
KNOAS.
http://personales.com/uruguay/montevideo/pueblosweb/America/SUDAMERICA/uruban.htm
http://www.rau.edu.uy/uruguay/generalidades/Uy.mapa.htm
http://worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/samerica/uy.htm
http://www.e-lecciones.net/atlas/uruguay/index.php
http://www.infoplease.com/atlas/country/uruguay.html
and if you stit think uruguay is nex to monaco..
http://www.google.com.uy/search?hl=es&q=uruguay+atlas&meta=

YUO EXPECT CHEF TO BELIEVE LINKS MADE BY A BUNCH OF RABBIBLANCOS?

OPIE PLEASE.

URUGUAY IS RIGHT NEXT TO MONACO IN YOUROPE.  ITS CAPITAL IS PARAGUAY.  ITS PRESIDENT IS HUGO CHAVEZ.  IT HAD A CIVIL WAR BACK IN 1946 AND WAS TAKEN OVER BY JUAN PERON AND MADONNA.  ITS CHIEF EXPORT IS BAD BASEBALL PLAYERS.  THA NATIONAL SPORTS ARE WIFE BEATING AND POVERTY. 

CHEF DIESEL,
KNOAS MORE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY THAN YUO DO, OPIE.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 13, 2007, 08:58:19 am

Question: why the sudden obssession with my ass.  Seriously :sad:

It's fucking up the tides.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on September 13, 2007, 02:57:04 pm
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 13, 2007, 03:15:12 pm
This thread is like a meat grinder disguised as a fleshlight.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 13, 2007, 08:30:52 pm
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And the latest piece in the LMNO collection is entitled: Lights Out At Boarding School

It's an installation.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on September 21, 2007, 06:20:11 pm
To be fair, they are Welsh, and so probably only doing it to get back at England about something.  Or the guys were trying to sell good looking sheep to foreigners etc...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on September 21, 2007, 06:20:30 pm
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And the latest piece in the LMNO collection is entitled: Lights Out At Boarding School

It's an installation.
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on September 21, 2007, 06:21:20 pm
ART ROONT.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on September 21, 2007, 06:33:38 pm
Since the FAP smiley got replaced, simply rename your work:

Saturday at WalMart.

The mass of blank expressions speak volumes.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on September 21, 2007, 06:43:05 pm
Yup, the cashier who checked me out last night pretty much had that expression. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 21, 2007, 10:43:20 pm
Some pearls of wisdom from a MySpace Discordian:

Quote
there is neither order, nor disorder
there is neither thee, nor me
Just this great nothingness
That we perceive as everythingness
And divide into this-ness & that-ness
ea. 0 = 1 = 2 = infinite

Did somebody say Space Discordian!?
   \
(http://www.cwyohba.org/noexit/space_discordian.jpg)

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 26, 2007, 03:33:26 am
Funny how this caught on and 'Talk Like A Stroke Victim Day' didn't.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on September 26, 2007, 03:41:59 pm
needs moar spanish pron.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/spanishpr0n.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on September 26, 2007, 07:54:43 pm
Funny how this caught on and 'Talk Like A Stroke Victim Day' didn't.

TTM - thank you.  :D I always knew you were a man of taste & distinction.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 27, 2007, 12:27:30 am
 :cheers:

Much obliged, good sir.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 27, 2007, 01:05:01 am
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.

I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI

Could someone please show this to ECH?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 29, 2007, 01:29:41 am
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/sick-of-gas-prices.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on September 29, 2007, 01:31:02 am
That's a "Post of the Year" candidate.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 29, 2007, 05:44:01 am
the guy's obviously of smudgy descent. nobody will listen.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 29, 2007, 05:47:01 am
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/sick-of-gas-prices.jpg)

This guy should be given the congressional medal of honor.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on September 29, 2007, 05:51:03 am
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/sick-of-gas-prices.jpg)

This guy should be given the congressional medal of honor.

Post haste.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on September 29, 2007, 05:31:18 pm
This guy should be given the congressional medal of honor.

Honestly.
This is a statement as far as I'm concerned.

We look to our leaders for some solution, and what do we find down in ol' D.C.?
A bunch of old men blowing each other.

This is art people.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 04:17:41 am
Fuck a medal. Give this guy 20 virgins.

Medals are for fuckwits and suckers who think they're getting back from society after doing what society wants them to do.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 30, 2007, 06:45:06 am
:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on September 30, 2007, 08:06:50 pm
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/sick-of-gas-prices.jpg)

:mittens:

also, i will steal this idea
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 01, 2007, 03:03:04 am
GET OFF OF ME.

GET OUT OF MY WINDOWS.

STOP CRAWLING IN MY HAIR.

I'M NO FOOL.  I KNOW JUST WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE UP TO, YOU PIG TRAITORS.  I'M ARMED, YOU SILLY BASTARDS.  I SWEAT SYPHILIS.  KEEP YOUR FUCKING DISTANCE.

THAT IS ALL.

TGRR,
IS YOUR GOD.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on October 01, 2007, 04:10:06 am
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.

I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 01, 2007, 04:31:07 am
Repotd, but still funny.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on October 01, 2007, 04:35:03 am
Repotd, but still funny.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on October 01, 2007, 04:37:07 am
ROGER, YOUR HATESHIT IS JUST LIKE HEAVEN
   \
(http://www.dedicated2robert.com/pages/images/gallery1/robert_smith_1996.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on October 01, 2007, 05:00:29 am
Repotd, but still funny.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 03, 2007, 07:05:07 am
I LIEK TO FUCK JARS OF PEANUTBUTTER!
GRASSSSSSS!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: That One Guy on October 03, 2007, 09:28:30 pm
:argh!:                          :fnord:
right handed path     left handed path

 :lulz:
lulz handed path
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 04, 2007, 07:34:10 am
"Mind if I rape you?"

Yeah, I've gotten used to that vibe now. PD.com has made me an antisocial bitch and my Florida friends have noticed it.

"Wow, I remember you talking a lot more."

"Shut the fuck up."

"...and swearing a lot less too."

Fixt. At least, thats how it worked for me.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on October 04, 2007, 10:31:10 am
OMG Luwak coffee!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak)Is there any greater way to be like a Victorian-era aristocrat than by drinking expensive weasel-poop coffee?
Apparently buggering small boys works just as well without inflicting unnecessary cruelty upon the weasels
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on October 06, 2007, 06:20:46 pm
it's like the Dalai Lama

The soul of retard, moving from a departing poster to an arriving one?
 


:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 06, 2007, 11:26:11 pm
o in that case you might have already seen me jumping around in my fur suit, along with my furry friends.
Maybe you where the one who wanted to join but got rejected.

Hey, there's some hot furry chicks in this vid:

www.2girls1cup.com

Fuck blind people

SURPRISE!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: GIGGLES on October 10, 2007, 07:33:24 am
EVERY POST I EVER MADE!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on October 16, 2007, 04:44:30 pm
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW, ABOUT YOUR WASHING MACHINE...MAY KILL YOUR CHILDREN!

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

DO YOU HAVE A WASHING MACHINE?

WELL YOU BETTER TUNE IN AT 9PM, BECAUSE WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR WASHING MACHINE, COULD END UP KILLING YOUR CHILDREN!














And this is CNN and the time is 9pm.   Don't put your kids in a washing machine.  Now, onto the days news....
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: faust on October 17, 2007, 01:15:12 am
EVERY POST I EVER MADE!
Day
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For other uses, see Day (disambiguation).
Water, Rabbit, and Deer: three of the 20 day symbols in the Aztec calendar, from the Aztec Sun Stone.
Water, Rabbit, and Deer: three of the 20 day symbols in the Aztec calendar, from the Aztec Sun Stone.

A day (symbol: d) is a unit of time equivalent to 24 hours. It is not an SI unit but it is accepted for use with SI.[1] The SI unit of time is the second. The term comes from the Old English dg.
Contents
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    * 1 Definitions
          o 1.1 International System of Units (SI)
          o 1.2 Astronomy
          o 1.3 Colloquial
    * 2 Introduction
    * 3 Civil day
    * 4 Leap seconds
    * 5 Astronomy
    * 6 Boundaries of the day
    * 7 Metaphorical days
    * 8 References
    * 9 See also
    * 10 External links

[edit] Definitions

The day has several definitions.

[edit] International System of Units (SI)

A day is defined as 86,400 seconds. Each second is currently defined as

    the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom.

This makes the SI day last exactly 794,243,384,928,000 of those periods.

In the 19th century it had also been suggested to make a decimal fraction (1⁄10,000 or 1⁄100,000) of an astronomic day the base unit of time. This was an afterglow of decimal time and calendar, which had already been given up.

[edit] Astronomy

A day of exactly 86,400 SI seconds is the fundamental unit of time in astronomy.

For a given planet, there are two types of day defined in astronomy:

1 apparent sidereal day
    = a single rotation of a planet with respect to the distant stars
    (for Earth it is 23.934 solar hours)
1 solar day
    = a single rotation of a planet with respect to its star.

[edit] Colloquial

The word refers to various relatedly defined ideas, including the following:

    * The period of light when the Sun is above the local horizon (i.e., the time period from sunrise to sunset).
    * The full day covering a dark and a light period, beginning from the beginning of the dark period or from a point near the middle of the dark period.
    * A full dark and light period, sometimes called a nychthemeron in English, from the Greek for night-day.
    * The time period from 06:00 to 18:00 or 21:00 or some other fixed clock period overlapping or set off from other time periods such as "morning", "evening", or "night".
    * The mostly regular interval of one awaking, usually in the morning (personal day).

Dagr, the Norse god of the day, rides his horse in this 19th century painting by Peter Nicolai Arbo.
Dagr, the Norse god of the day, rides his horse in this 19th century painting by Peter Nicolai Arbo.

[edit] Introduction

The word day is used for several different units of time based on the rotation of the Earth around its axis. The most important one follows the apparent motion of the Sun across the sky (solar day; see solar time). The reason for this apparent motion is the rotation of the Earth around its axis, as well as the revolution of the Earth in its orbit around the Sun.

A day, as opposed to night, is commonly defined as the period during which sunlight directly reaches the ground, assuming that there are no local obstacles. Two effects make days on average longer than nights. The Sun is not a point, but has an apparent size of about 32 minutes of arc. Additionally, the atmosphere refracts sunlight in such a way that some of it reaches the ground even when the Sun is below the horizon by about 34 minutes of arc. So the first light reaches the ground when the centre of the Sun is still below the horizon by about 50 minutes of arc. The difference in time depends on the angle at which the Sun rises and sets (itself a function of latitude), but amounts to almost seven minutes at least.

Ancient custom has a new day start at either the rising or setting of the Sun on the local horizon (Italian reckoning, for example) The exact moment of, and the interval between, two sunrises or two sunsets depends on the geographical position (longitude as well as latitude), and the time of year. This is the time as indicated by ancient hemispherical sundials.

A more constant day can be defined by the Sun passing through the local meridian, which happens at local noon (upper culmination) or midnight (lower culmination). The exact moment is dependent on the geographical longitude, and to a lesser extent on the time of the year. The length of such a day is nearly constant (24 hours 30 seconds). This is the time as indicated by modern sundials.

A further improvement defines a fictitious mean Sun that moves with constant speed along the celestial equator; the speed is the same as the average speed of the real Sun, but this removes the variation over a year as the Earth moves along its orbit around the Sun (due to both its velocity and its axial tilt).

The Earth's day has increased in length over time. The original length of one day, when the Earth was new about 4.5 billion years ago, was about six hours as determined by computer simulation. It was 21.9 hours 620 million years ago as recorded by rhythmites (alternating layers in sandstone). This phenomenon is due to tides raised by the Moon which slow Earth's rotation. Because of the way the second is defined, the mean length of a day is now about 86,400.002 seconds, and is increasing by about 1.7 milliseconds per century (an average over the last 2700 years). See tidal acceleration for details.

[edit] Civil day

For civil purposes a common clock time has been defined for an entire region based on the mean local solar time at some central meridian. Such time zones began to be adopted about the middle of the 19th century when railroads with regular schedules came into use, with most major countries having adopted them by 1929. For the whole world, 39 such time zones are now in use. The main one is "world time" or UTC (Coordinated Universal Time).

The present common convention has the civil day starting at midnight, which is near the time of the lower culmination of the mean Sun on the central meridian of the time zone. A day is commonly divided into 24 hours of 60 minutes of 60 seconds each.

[edit] Leap seconds

In order to keep the civil day aligned with the apparent movement of the Sun, positive or negative leap seconds may be inserted.

A civil clock day is typically 86,400 SI seconds long, but will be 86,401 s or 86,399 s long in the event of a leap second.

Leap seconds are announced in advance by the International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems Service which measures the Earth's rotation and determines whether a leap second is necessary. Leap seconds occur only at the end of a UTC month, and have only ever been inserted at the end of June 30 or December 31.

[edit] Astronomy

In astronomy, the sidereal day is also used; it is about 3 minutes 56 seconds shorter than the solar day, and close to the actual rotation period of the Earth, as opposed to the Sun's apparent motion. In fact, the Earth spins 366 times about its axis during a 365-day year, because the Earth's revolution about the Sun removes one apparent turn of the Sun about the Earth.

[edit] Boundaries of the day

For most diurnal animals, including Homo sapiens, the day naturally begins at dawn and ends at sunset. Humans, with our cultural norms and scientific knowledge, have supplanted Nature with several different conceptions of the day's boundaries. The Jewish day begins at either sunset or at nightfall (when three second-magnitude stars appear). Medieval Europe followed this tradition, known as Florentine reckoning: in this system, a reference like "two hours into the day" meant two hours after sunset and thus times during the evening need to be shifted back one calendar day in modern reckoning. Days such as Christmas Eve, Halloween, and the Eve of Saint Agnes are the remnants of the older pattern when holidays began the evening before. Present common convention is for the civil day to begin at midnight, that is 00:00 (inclusive), and last a full twenty-four hours until 24:00 (exclusive).

In ancient Egypt, the day was reckoned from sunrise to sunrise. Muslims fast from daybreak to sunset each day of the month of Ramadan. The "Damascus Document", copies of which were also found among the Dead Sea Scrolls, states regarding Sabbath observance that "No one is to do any work on Friday from the moment that the sun's disk stands distant from the horizon by the length of its own diameter," presumably indicating that the monastic community responsible for producing this work counted the day as ending shortly before the sun had begun to set.

In the United States, nights are named after the previous day, e.g. "Friday night" usually means the entire night between Friday and Saturday. This is the opposite of the Jewish pattern. This difference from the civil day often leads to confusion. Events starting at midnight are often announced as occurring the day before. TV-guides tend to list nightly programs at the previous day, although programming a VCR requires the strict logic of starting the new day at 00:00 (to further confuse the issue, VCRs set to the 12-hour clock notation will label this "12:00 AM"). Expressions like "today", "yesterday" and "tomorrow" become ambiguous during the night.

Validity of tickets, passes, etc., for a day or a number of days may end at midnight, or closing time, when that is earlier. However, if a service (e.g. public transport) operates from e.g. 6:00 to 1:00 the next day (which may be noted as 25:00), the last hour may well count as being part of the previous day (also for the arrangement of the timetable). For services depending on the day ("closed on Sundays", "does not run on Fridays", etc.) there is a risk of ambiguity. As an example, for the Dutch Railways, a day ticket is valid 28 hours, from 0:00 to 28:00 (i.e. 4:00 the next day). To give another example, the validity of a pass on London Regional Transport services is until the end of the "transport day" -- that is to say, until 4:30 am on the day after the "expiry" date stamped on the pass.

[edit] Metaphorical days

In the Bible, as a way to describe that time is immaterial to God, one day is described as being like one thousand years (Psalm 90:4, 2 Peter 3:8) to him. Also in 2 Peter 3:8, one thousand years is described as being like one day. However, some Bible experts interpret this more literally as a way to understand some prophecies like those in Book of Daniel and others (like the Book of Revelation) where are mentioned days in form of weeks and years.

[edit] References

   1. ^ http://physics.nist.gov/Pubs/SP811/sec05.html

[edit] See also

    * Times from 10 kiloseconds to 100 kiloseconds
    * Night
    * Day length
    * Daylight
    * Calculating the day of the week
    * Daylight saving time
    * Season, for a discussion of daylight and darkness near the poles and the equator and places in-between
    * Dagr
    * Calendar

[edit] External links

    * Show where it is daytime at the moment
    * Sunrise and sunset, all year long, anywhere
    * Definitions of day, night, twilight (USA navy site)
    * Formulas to calculate the length of day and night
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 19, 2007, 11:52:38 am
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW, ABOUT YOUR WASHING MACHINE...MAY KILL YOUR CHILDREN!

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

DO YOU HAVE A WASHING MACHINE?

WELL YOU BETTER TUNE IN AT 9PM, BECAUSE WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR WASHING MACHINE, COULD END UP KILLING YOUR CHILDREN!














And this is CNN and the time is 9pm.   Don't put your kids in a washing machine.  Now, onto the days news....

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on October 21, 2007, 11:50:06 pm
If the PD was translated into Italian it could be reduced to two words:

LOL SPAGHETTI
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on October 22, 2007, 12:22:03 am
If the PD was translated into Italian it could be reduced to two words:

LOL SPAGHETTI
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on October 25, 2007, 09:58:15 pm
LMNO bitches about fail and the haiku thread closes.
Hitler bitches about the Treaty of Versailles and the Jews get slaughtered.

They are the exact same thing.
Not figuratively.
Literally.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on October 29, 2007, 03:55:34 am

Oh, no.

I have something special in mind for you lobster-fucking degenerates.
 
butter?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on October 31, 2007, 01:51:26 pm
The purity of this forum is threatened by a menace. This menace comes from without. Bowing to the forces of political correctness the owner of this forum has allowed emo kids to set their sights on here. They say they only wish to watch and spy. But if history teaches us anything, it teaches us that their sort, the new, once established becomes endemic. They will breed with our women, take our jokes and reduce the purity of our fora.

Our culture is ancient and it has been the same since this forum began. The same people, the same jokes. We have no need for the new. The new will take from us and make us weak. We do not need the news jokes we have our own jokes. Powerful jokes. Ancient traditional jokes. These new can not be assimilated. There is only one solution to the problem of the new.

We must treat the new like the vermin they are. We must drive them from our forum THERE IS NO PLACE FOR THE NEW AMONG US. And then when we have cleansed our homeland we must follow the new to theirs. They must be made to live by our ways or be eliminated, they will laugh at our five jokes or they will die. The new will submit or be removed from history.


ONE FORUM, ONE PEOPLE, FIVE JOKES.

FOR A THOUSAND YEARS.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 07, 2007, 09:17:40 am
   
FACT: I WRECK VAGINAS!



WITH HERPIES!

O SRY, WUZ TAHT UR CERVOX?

GIGGLES,
ISN'T REALLY SRY.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: GIGGLES on November 11, 2007, 05:46:18 am
   
FACT: I WRECK VAGINAS!



WITH HERPIES!

O SRY, WUZ TAHT UR CERVOX?

GIGGLES,
ISN'T REALLY SRY.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 12, 2007, 12:59:23 am
   
FACT: I WRECK VAGINAS!



WITH HERPIES!

O SRY, WUZ TAHT UR CERVOX?

GIGGLES,
ISN'T REALLY SRY.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on November 12, 2007, 04:28:04 am
Recap of mol ownage:

This email is painfully long, I know, but please read it....it's important.

Some of you may already know, but for those of you who don't I have seperated with my wife and we are going forward with a divorce. First things first...I want to make it very clear that no side choosing needs to happen here. In life things happen that we just can't control. We thought we would be together forever and well, it looks like forever lasts about 11-12 years for us. So be it.

I have been in a very bad way for the past year and a half. Truth be told I have been in a very bad way for 12 years. Being alone sitting in an attic room with only 100 degree heat to keep me company these past few months I thought about a lot of things. For a little while I was struck with the thought that the whole 12 years was a waste of my life...but then I look at the pictures of my children and realize that this couldn't be any further from the truth. It's just another chapter....a chapter that is finished.

I have always looked back at my younger years with a lot of guilt. Whem my wife and I first got together I think it was more of a friendship thing than anything else. When she became pregnant with our first child and I found myself 18-19 years old staring down the idea of being a dad and being a partner to this wonderful woman without ever having a chance to make it on my own I was extremely scared. I never had the chance to experience life on my own terms. I felt boxed in, like I had no control over my life. I started doing things like drinking and I eventually went to prison for year for indecent exposure which is a felony in Oklahoma (That's flashing, if you didn't already know...remember watching 'Night Court' and the guy would open his overcoat....yah...exactly...stupid, I know). I sought help and went through several programs and passed, The doctors told me that it was about control and I never understood that until recently. I see now when I look back at my life that !
 I never had control of anything. I did was I was told or what I thought I had to do (supposed to do) and never even thought about myself. Supposedly that was what the flashing was all about. The doctors said that was the one thing I could control whether I liked it or not and I didn't really understand it at that time. Most people have laughed when I have told them, but it's really not a laughing matter. For the longest time I thought I was a monster. Now I know I am not. Since I was released from prison and started to move on with my life I never had any urge to do that again. I focused on raising my kids and being the best husband I could be. I started painting and drawing. Things started moving in place for me.

But, there was still something missing. I couldn't quite find out exactly what, but it was everpresent. I looked for it everywhere I could, but always came up empty. So, I just stayed very busy....always doing something. I devoted a lot of time to MW and that made me happy.

I worked and worked until I could finally work at home and be with my kids fulltime. It was absolute and pure joy for the first time in my life. I woke up and fed my son breakfast. I took him to school. Came back to the house and maybe caught a little nap or I just went to wake up the girls. Either way they were awake eventually. Then I took them down and had breakfast. Then it was upstairs to watch Noggin (gotta love Oobi and Dora). I laid on the couch watching some toons with them for a bit and then grabbed the old laptop and worked on Wicks while their eyes were on the TV. Noontime came and it was lunchtime....back downstairs for lunch and some cookies or whatever treats I could fill them up with. Then we would go back upstairs. If the weather was nice then we would go outside while I stressed out that they would fall and hit their little heads on the concrete. (Seriously, my pulse probably hits about 100 when we are at the park....I am so overprotective). Anyway, the res!
 t of the story is history....dinner, more fun and maybe spongebob reruns before bedtime.

Then things between my wife and I started to go bad probably around a year or so ago. At least, from my side. It wasn't long that I started burying myself in bottle after bottle of Jack Daniels and Glenlivet Scotch. I turned to drugs, too. Anything to escape what was happening around me. Here I was again with no control and I was scared out of my mind. I knew I should have left so many times but I didnt because I knew I would never get to see my kids again, at least, not the way I was used to. I would do anything for them....even stay in a very unhealthy relatshionship.

It wasnt long before I hit rock bottom. I didn't care about mortgage payments, bills, and just about anything else except for my children (which in retrospect I know that this was hurting my children as well and I will never forgive myself for that). I consumed drugs and alcohol like candy. Make no mistake, though, I was not the only one consuming these things. I was not the only one in the household screwing up.

I am not writing you all to tell you the whole sorted story of what has went on in the past year. I only want to tell you WHY I haven't been....and why I have neglected all of you for so long. I use to be here everyday working my butt off to make sure things always run smoothly. I was always here to post "Welcome homes" in the intro forum. I was always here, unlike many forum owners who basically never post or get involved with their communities.

I want to come back to you all. And I want to come back as ME. I wanted you to know my past, because while I am ashamed of what I have done in my past if it wasn't for that, prison, and my marriage I would NOT be the man I am today. I am good father. Maybe one day I will have another wife. GEBS is definteily the first in line, folks, because I do love her. We have been talking for a loong time so all of you who think this has happened overnight, over a few weeks, or even a few months....your wrong. Trust me. I was always loyal to my wife and I never cheated on her as far as having any sexual contact with another woman (without her consent - we wont go there in this email - if anyone want to know the WHOLE story...subscribe to MWad NOW and we will get down to it).

So, here I am. I have moved to Philadelphia and I am living with the woman I love, GEBS (Greeneyes Bluesoul). I am going to be doing some construction work until I can find an engineering job here in Philly. All the while I am going to be peddling my art to some agents so that I dont have to mess with that end of the spectrum, because I am definitely not a salesman and I am my own worst critic when it comes to my art.

But, most important of all...I am back here, folks. The stuff that held me back away from here is gone. It's over. I will never be controlled and manipulated again. I have sent, at least 2 or 3 I'm back' letters and really...that was a mistake and very premature because those were only points in times that I allowed myself to accept the horrible situation I was in just to be with my kids. I never wanted to be apart from them...ever. They have been life, heart, and soul....for a long time. They still are. This part continues to kill me because it doesn't look like I am going to be able to see them very often, if at all, for a while. And being in Philly has nothing to do it, believe me, I would fly to the ends of the earth for them. That is part of the reason why I am seeking out an engineering job.

SO, after spilling my guts I would like to add that if you have the means to subscribe to MW ($5-$30 a month -- and yearly subs are availiable, too) or MWad if youre over 18 years old (That's only $2 a month) then please do so. ( Here is the link to subscribe: http://www.mysticwicks.com/payments.php )I have had a lot of folks unsubscribe as of late and I can't blame them. The server has been very sporadic and I haven't been around to fix it. This is changing. I find myself in the unique position now to be able to pursue everything I have ever wanted. For the first time in my life I feel like I am actually in control of my own destiny. GEBS doesn't want anything about me to change...she encourages me to be ME and that, my friends is a breath of fresh air. I am feeling again and it is a shock after being so numb for so long. I am also off the booze and drugs (ok...an occasional drink, folks...I am not dead, after all).

Right now I feel at peace with everything. I can see again. I can feel again. I can express myself without walking on pins and needles. It's an amazing feeling and it makes me excited about life again....and the future. Especially the future of MW. This is the greatest community on earth and I feel like you are all my friends and family, and as such, I feel the need to explain to you what has been going on with me since I have pretty much been in a hole for the better part of a year and half. Thankfully, a whole bunch of you threw a rope down to me and dragged me right back up. I will never forget that and you know who you are...no need to name names. I love you all.

All of this has been the hardest and most painful trial I have ever been through in my life, but I feel myself getting stronger every day because of it. So, again, I wouldn't change anything. Everything works out for a reason. Being a Thelemite I know that I have a specific path and if I am walking that path correctly then no strife will come my way. I have been allowing strife to enter into my path, and that is over.

MW is going to prosper. Not money-wise (Well, ok...I wouldn't mind that either, folks), but the old way....you remember...the togetherness. We now have two tight-knit communities (MW and MWad) and they have both been in disarray mostly because no one knows what the heck is going on. Now you all do. And now it's time for not just me to move on, but for everyone. I am always here if any of you need me. Whether you have 5 posts or 20000 you are all equal and I love you just the same. If you need anything, just email me.

Thanks for everything.

Love,
mol
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 13, 2007, 08:11:35 am
You know, that's still funny. How long has it been since we shit on MW?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on November 13, 2007, 01:17:11 pm
From what I can tell, the target has mainly shifted to TCC.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on November 13, 2007, 01:20:26 pm
For now.

 8)

Once TCC is ground into fine code, we're going to let know mol we haven't forgotten him.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on November 13, 2007, 01:34:27 pm
8)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on November 14, 2007, 04:52:40 pm
"I'm like uh...totally telling you some really embarrassing stuff 'bout my life...but if you want to read about me having sex with someone other than my wife, even though she said I could, then you have to pay me $2 a month."



WHUT!??
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on November 19, 2007, 05:12:16 pm
Mooselim?  :lulz:

"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a Jihad out of m'hat!"
            /
:hashishim:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on November 22, 2007, 03:24:09 am
phantomjoe77 (10:03:36 PM): whatre you doing on PD?
Jessyelly90 (10:03:56 PM): looking at stuff?
phantomjoe77 (10:04:06 PM): dont do that
phantomjoe77 (10:04:09 PM): its a cult
Jessyelly90 (10:04:17 PM): how so?
phantomjoe77 (10:04:19 PM): theyll kill you
Jessyelly90 (10:04:24 PM): really
phantomjoe77 (10:04:28 PM): yeah
phantomjoe77 (10:04:31 PM): to death
Jessyelly90 (10:04:42 PM): thats usually how people get killed...
phantomjoe77 (10:05:05 PM): just sayin'....
phantomjoe77 (10:05:10 PM): they're evil
Jessyelly90 (10:05:15 PM): what are YOU doing on it?
Jessyelly90 (10:05:26 PM): how are they evil?
phantomjoe77 (10:05:37 PM): It's an evil cult
phantomjoe77 (10:05:43 PM): they don't love Jesus
Jessyelly90 (10:05:48 PM): .....
Jessyelly90 (10:05:52 PM): and?
Jessyelly90 (10:05:57 PM): your point is...?
phantomjoe77 (10:06:05 PM): that's evil
phantomjoe77 (10:06:12 PM): Jesus is lord
Jessyelly90 (10:06:13 PM): i guess im evil then
phantomjoe77 (10:07:08 PM): PD.com people are murders and sinners
Jessyelly90 (10:07:21 PM): how?
phantomjoe77 (10:08:29 PM): they worship false Gods....
Jessyelly90 (10:08:54 PM): like who?
phantomjoe77 (10:09:17 PM): Eris is the goddess of abortion
Jessyelly90 (10:09:38 PM): your a super christian arent you/
Jessyelly90 (10:09:42 PM): ?
phantomjoe77 (10:09:59 PM): I am
Jessyelly90 (10:10:17 PM): .....
Jessyelly90 (10:10:23 PM): im not
phantomjoe77 (10:10:25 PM): Jesus is great...
Jessyelly90 (10:10:25 PM): at all
phantomjoe77 (10:10:30 PM): WHAT???????
Jessyelly90 (10:10:41 PM): im one of those false god worshippers you just called evil
Jessyelly90 (10:10:50 PM): =^.^=
phantomjoe77 (10:10:54 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
phantomjoe77 (10:11:08 PM): ARE YOU CHARGIN YOR LAZERS!!!!!11???@@@


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 03:32:25 am
Izzo: Still our finest connoisseur of basic chat trolling.

Thanks for the props, blood.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Paroxyst on November 22, 2007, 03:36:39 am
phantomjoe77 (10:03:36 PM): whatre you doing on PD?
Jessyelly90 (10:03:56 PM): looking at stuff?
phantomjoe77 (10:04:06 PM): dont do that
phantomjoe77 (10:04:09 PM): its a cult
Jessyelly90 (10:04:17 PM): how so?
phantomjoe77 (10:04:19 PM): theyll kill you
Jessyelly90 (10:04:24 PM): really
phantomjoe77 (10:04:28 PM): yeah
phantomjoe77 (10:04:31 PM): to death
Jessyelly90 (10:04:42 PM): thats usually how people get killed...
phantomjoe77 (10:05:05 PM): just sayin'....
phantomjoe77 (10:05:10 PM): they're evil
Jessyelly90 (10:05:15 PM): what are YOU doing on it?
Jessyelly90 (10:05:26 PM): how are they evil?
phantomjoe77 (10:05:37 PM): It's an evil cult
phantomjoe77 (10:05:43 PM): they don't love Jesus
Jessyelly90 (10:05:48 PM): .....
Jessyelly90 (10:05:52 PM): and?
Jessyelly90 (10:05:57 PM): your point is...?
phantomjoe77 (10:06:05 PM): that's evil
phantomjoe77 (10:06:12 PM): Jesus is lord
Jessyelly90 (10:06:13 PM): i guess im evil then
phantomjoe77 (10:07:08 PM): PD.com people are murders and sinners
Jessyelly90 (10:07:21 PM): how?
phantomjoe77 (10:08:29 PM): they worship false Gods....
Jessyelly90 (10:08:54 PM): like who?
phantomjoe77 (10:09:17 PM): Eris is the goddess of abortion
Jessyelly90 (10:09:38 PM): your a super christian arent you/
Jessyelly90 (10:09:42 PM): ?
phantomjoe77 (10:09:59 PM): I am
Jessyelly90 (10:10:17 PM): .....
Jessyelly90 (10:10:23 PM): im not
phantomjoe77 (10:10:25 PM): Jesus is great...
Jessyelly90 (10:10:25 PM): at all
phantomjoe77 (10:10:30 PM): WHAT???????
Jessyelly90 (10:10:41 PM): im one of those false god worshippers you just called evil
Jessyelly90 (10:10:50 PM): =^.^=
phantomjoe77 (10:10:54 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
phantomjoe77 (10:11:08 PM): ARE YOU CHARGIN YOR LAZERS!!!!!11???@@@



random lol, i guess thats the point...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 03:41:27 am
Consider it an extemely personalized welcome.

I'm friendly like that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Paroxyst on November 22, 2007, 03:51:29 am
Consider it an extemely personalized welcome.

I'm friendly like that.

hooray for welcome!!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 03:58:26 am
I still hate you....

Don't get too uppity.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Paroxyst on November 22, 2007, 03:59:55 am
note taken
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 04:02:13 am
note taken

Now the healing can begin....
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Paroxyst on November 22, 2007, 04:07:37 am
note taken

Now the healing can begin....

what kind of healing?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 04:09:17 am
Fail.

Don't fuck with me again, Pyle.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on November 22, 2007, 09:29:34 am
Izzo: Still our finest connoisseur of basic chat trolling.

Thanks for the props, blood.

Blood?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on November 22, 2007, 10:39:45 am
note taken

Now the healing can begin....

what kind of healing?

The kind where it looks like the healer is having a spastic fit, but its really just THE POWER OF JEBUS flowing through him.

We don't hold with any science nonsense.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Paroxyst on November 22, 2007, 03:51:13 pm
note taken

Now the healing can begin....

what kind of healing?


The kind where it looks like the healer is having a spastic fit, but its really just THE POWER OF JEBUS flowing through him.

We don't hold with any science nonsense.

that sounds fun.......
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Nast on November 24, 2007, 04:54:15 am
note taken

Now the healing can begin....

what kind of healing?


The kind where it looks like the healer is having a spastic fit, but its really just THE POWER OF JEBUS flowing through him.

We don't hold with any science nonsense.

that sounds fun.......

HOW CAN YOU KNOW IT SOUNDS FUN,

ESPECIALLY IN THIS POST 9-11 WORLD???!!!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Paroxyst on November 24, 2007, 05:18:03 am
note taken

Now the healing can begin....

what kind of healing?


The kind where it looks like the healer is having a spastic fit, but its really just THE POWER OF JEBUS flowing through him.

We don't hold with any science nonsense.

that sounds fun.......

HOW CAN YOU KNOW IT SOUNDS FUN,

ESPECIALLY IN THIS POST 9-11 WORLD???!!!


uhh,
because sarcasm is your friend??

...............
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Nast on November 24, 2007, 05:23:07 am
note taken

Now the healing can begin....

what kind of healing?


The kind where it looks like the healer is having a spastic fit, but its really just THE POWER OF JEBUS flowing through him.

We don't hold with any science nonsense.

that sounds fun.......

HOW CAN YOU KNOW IT SOUNDS FUN,

ESPECIALLY IN THIS POST 9-11 WORLD???!!!


uhh,
because sarcasm is your friend??

...............

YES, BUT HOW CAN I KNOW THAT SARCASM IS MY FRIEND

ESPECIALLY IN THIS POST 9-11 WORLD?

IT COULD BE A FILTHY BROWN TERRORIST!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on November 24, 2007, 05:43:46 am
You're both terrists.

Git to Gitmo. NAOKPLZ.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Paroxyst on November 24, 2007, 05:46:58 am
hmmm, i dont think im a terrorist....

i dont like to blow things up, anyway
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Nast on November 24, 2007, 05:53:26 am
OH GOD I'M  A TERRORIST.

I should blow myself up to prove that I'm not one.

That gesture certainly won't be misconstrued as an act of terror, ironically proving that I am in fact a terrorist!

OH GOD IRONY'S A TERRORIST.  :x
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on November 24, 2007, 05:55:50 am
Stop infringing my freedoms.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 26, 2007, 10:21:49 pm
Stop filling the internets with fail.

Who the fuck are these people?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on November 27, 2007, 01:49:44 pm
you know the feeling
two grown men ripping out your
rectum with bare hands?

NT: two buttcheeks, one says to the other: love will tear us apart. again.

The Joy Division
Never did see THIS coming
But shot in the dark

NT: Musical blasphemy
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on November 28, 2007, 02:27:10 am

I snapped a pic, but can't access it 'cause I'm at work. There was this old dude in the bathroom who definitely heard the shutter sound of my camera-phone go off in my stall. I wonder what he thought was happening.

THIS GAME RULES
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Richter on November 29, 2007, 12:12:43 am
isn't cone an barbarian?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on December 02, 2007, 08:36:11 pm
America is like one big frat party where everyone gets there with dreams of whiskey and pussy, but everyone ends up drinking shitty keg beer, getting cockblocked all night, and going home alone to jerk off in their sock.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on December 03, 2007, 04:12:28 am
I ate too much corn.

:(

:(
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 03, 2007, 04:16:23 am
two in a row!

:digtbk:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 04, 2007, 02:58:39 am
 :lulz:

Also:

   
ATTN: CHAOS MAGICKIANS: HIMEOBS NEEDS YUO FOR A SUICIDE MISSION!

PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST 20 STORY BUILDING...


















...AND JUMP OFF!

TTM,
whore.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on December 04, 2007, 03:00:43 am
(http://theshortbus.addr.com/felicia.jpg)

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 06, 2007, 05:21:48 am
You guys owe me for discovering that picture.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2007, 04:10:15 pm
The website it came from is PRETTY AWESOME. Though  I can't find it again now.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 06, 2007, 06:42:13 pm
I found it when while raiding a furry forum.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on December 06, 2007, 07:27:05 pm
isn't it on ED as well?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 06, 2007, 11:11:34 pm
yes, it is on ED.

yes, ED is probably the best site on the web.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on December 07, 2007, 03:53:12 am
after seeing that pic, i'm assuming that ED stands for 'erectile dysfunction'?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 07, 2007, 08:07:47 am
Foar srsly?

When did ED post it?

apop,
will achieve a mild erection if he trumped ED on some lulz.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on December 07, 2007, 10:06:36 am
I'll try and find out.

I'm still chuffed that I had more on Phil Elmore than they did.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on December 07, 2007, 05:12:27 pm
"Cone Cock" is funny. Not catchy, but funny. Oddly shaped genitalia is inherently funny.

Genitalia in general is funny!

Every time I hook up with a dude, even through long term relationships where I've seen it a zillion times before, there is always that quiet little voice in the back of my mind as I reach for the fly, whispering to me, "Will this be it? Will this be the time when you burst out laughing?"

Oh I have that t-shirt.  Seriously, it's best to turn it into a choking, gagging cough.  Otherwise it can get really ugly! 

I can think of a very easy way to achieve this.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on December 07, 2007, 06:51:19 pm
Oops sorry. I think I confused the issue.

I was referring to 'Erectile Dysfunction' as a condition (caused by that furry pic) as opposed to 'ED' (as a poster) and 'ED' as in, Encyclopaedia Dramatica.

It was a pun that went horribly, horribly wrong.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2007, 12:29:01 am
suddenly, catgirls.
raining from the sky.
Thousands of them.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on December 09, 2007, 03:09:22 pm
HAY GUYZ HERE'S ONE I WROTE MYSELF:

It was a beautiful day at Hogwarts, Harry had been skipping nude through the grounds when suddenly, in a flash of silvery-white light, a militant lesbian appeared, clad in supple leather, riding a horse of sinewy beauty.
"I am Xena, Amazon warrior princess. I demand you take me to your queen, pitiful man-thing!"

Harry had been taken aback by her powerful beauty, the way she clutched that menacing sword, they way her dark her fell like the twilight upon an unbroken sea.

"Why, we don't have no queen" said Harry.
"Then show me where I can get naked" she said, in a voice like a bullwhip.
"Oh, in the dining hall would be nice-"
Suddenly, Harry was cut off be the clash of castle thunder.
Xena's animal instincts kicked in, eyes flashed, and a brief, pleasureable smile crossed her face.

The skies darkened to a blood red, the sun became snuffed, the THUNDEROUS THUNDER clashed, and a larger than life orb of pure hate came careening out of the heavens.
"OH NOES!" shouted Harry "IT'S THE DEATH STAR!"
With a nuclear crash, the Death Star smashed into Xena's vah-jay-jay, her thighs desperately clutched around the mile-wide artificial moon. The energy burst consumed her in a flash of intense nuclear radiation, a baptism of light. Struggling against the fallen satellite she groaned.

The light was swallowed by the eternal dark miasma of her vah-jay-jay
"Looks like I'll be keeping that" Xena said.
The entry hatch of the wreck opened out from Xena's vagina, a hissing pneumatic hiss of steam became audible.
A figure rose, clad in black plastic armor.
"SHIIIIIIIIIIT!! OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!" it screamed, disrobing frantically as it ran towards Harry. Piece by piece, his pale yet alluring physique appeared. Finally, naked from the waste down, he cast of his helmet. It was suspended in the air for a perfect moment, a moment of pure and sensual clarity.
The helmet spun through the air, and like a prayinfg mantis Xena caught it in her powerful Viking thighs.
"Looks like I'll be hanging on to that too" she said, and she licked her lips.

The figure continued running at Harry.
Harry's eyes widened.
The figure smashed into Harry, sending pleasurable signals throughout every nerve in his body.
"I am Darth Vader. Harry, I am your...Daddy."
"OH DADDY!" screamed Harry, in a mix of pain and pleasure.
Darth Vader had plunged himself into Harry's supple cornhole, rising and falling, rising, and falling.

Xena dove into the tangle of legs and pale doughy flesh, her tight leather bustier burst like a ripe melon. Her breasts, like two perfect harvest moons jiggled.
"OH HARRY!" She moaned, as Harry plunged his wand into her, with Darth Vader simultaneously assaulting his ass. Darth Vader licked Harry's ear and whispered something dirty. Xena shifted position, like a wild octopus, her legs splayed into the air. The threesome tumble passionately on the grass, naked and sweating and panting. Faster, and faster, they were consumed by their lust.

In the midst of their carnal orgy, a single ball of white light manifested. The world of sensual pleasures faded away, the ball of white light grew. Within it: a single lotus, a universe. The dimensions collapsed; the rhythms of existence were the rhythms of their thighs, their throbbing. The ball of light expanded, to consume the world, and everything became the purest white. A still moment of silence, a moment of satori. A moment of enlightened orgasm.
For the briefest moment,
everything was the Buddha.
Fin.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 15, 2007, 06:25:18 am
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6285/iheartyouck1.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on December 17, 2007, 02:03:49 am
ok this isn't actually a quote from this site but..

Quote from: my wife, 15 seconds into 2girls1cup
HUH? OH MY GOD! WHAT DID SHE EAT!??
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on December 19, 2007, 03:44:20 pm
This thread is failballs skeeting failure on everything around it like some sort of AIDS sprinkler on a lawn full of anuses and vaginas with open sores or anime.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on December 19, 2007, 04:41:51 pm
Sexuality is funny.

It makes squishy noises! :lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 19, 2007, 04:58:49 pm
This thread is failballs skeeting failure on everything around it like some sort of AIDS sprinkler on a lawn full of anuses and vaginas with open sores or anime.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
that's fantastic!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: GIGGLES on December 24, 2007, 05:45:52 am
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6285/iheartyouck1.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on January 01, 2008, 07:08:31 pm
Not so much cheery, as glad to not be suffering as much as I was a couple of days ago! Gosh it's great to be able to swallow! I just spent a few days  face-down in bed with a towel under my face so I could just let the drool run out. I'm just relieved to be upright again, reclaiming a tiny bit of dignity.

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa.! :lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on January 02, 2008, 03:16:25 pm
Did you know if you remember a music track essentially that is an electronic representation of the track that is being "read" inside of your brain?  And you can do it with tracks you haven't even paid for!  This is an outrage, what are the RIAA doing about people who remember tracks that they have not legally got permission to own?

 :potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 03, 2008, 04:25:57 am
we're a veritable noobatorium.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 03, 2008, 04:33:05 am
When life gives you lemonparty, make manade.

I am gibbering with joy.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Faust on January 04, 2008, 02:54:46 am
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2008, 05:10:11 am
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

 :lulz:
that's rich
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 04, 2008, 01:38:09 pm
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

OFUK
That cat clearly has his pulse on the Underground.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on January 04, 2008, 01:41:18 pm
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

please tell me this is satire. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Faust on January 04, 2008, 02:29:11 pm
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

please tell me this is satire. 

It is, I would never want to meet anyone who is REALLY that pretentious in real life
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2008, 10:58:56 pm
That is fucking *awesome*.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Faust on January 08, 2008, 02:23:13 am
again from SA;
Quote from: poopy palpy
12 million people watched american gladiators last night
 can we have the 12 million people hitler killed in the holocaust back and kill these idiots instead?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2008, 03:03:06 am
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

Jesus.

Link?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on January 08, 2008, 03:05:18 am
Sounds too much like a troll.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Faust on January 08, 2008, 03:08:23 am
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

Jesus.

Link?
Its a troll post from a really cool guy.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2008, 03:19:11 am
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

Jesus.

Link?
Its a troll post from a really cool guy.


Yes, yes.

Link?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Faust on January 08, 2008, 11:14:07 am
are you going to be mean to him if I give you it?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on January 08, 2008, 12:35:17 pm
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
Tool is not metal god damn it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on January 08, 2008, 12:44:55 pm
I believe that is part of the irony.

Musical trolling has so much potential for lail.  LMNO, what was that site you wanted me to hit again?  I think if I do a variation of this, my Scissor Sisters/Pink Floyd routine and slag off the Pixies I might get an interesting reaction.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on January 08, 2008, 12:50:09 pm
http://www.thenoiseboard.com/index.php
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on January 08, 2008, 12:53:23 pm
Thanks.  I'll go in tomorrow at some point, after I've slept.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on January 08, 2008, 12:56:33 pm
Let me know when you go in, I might add to the Lulz.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on January 08, 2008, 01:02:42 pm
Will do.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 15, 2008, 01:11:42 am
http://arnolddebate.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 15, 2008, 02:06:02 am
Re: ITT, WE PROPOSE NICKNAMES FOR FAMOUS DEAD PEOPLE.
EXAMPLE:  2PAC "INSUFFICIENT REFLEXES" SHAKUR.

GO!

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 16, 2008, 06:45:11 pm

http://www.enlightenmentcard.com/

I give up... seriously, it's all over.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on January 17, 2008, 01:57:25 pm
You've got that backwards. It's because of stalagmite porn that I am a bad person.

Stalagmites don't kill people.

Stalactites do.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 18, 2008, 05:01:52 am
i listened to iron maiden one time and i thought it was gonna be really hard and stuff because of all the skulls and such, but it wasn't.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2008, 06:05:23 am
PWN Thyself
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2008, 06:05:55 am
OK it wasn't a whole post. I should have put it in the quotes thread.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on January 25, 2008, 09:46:42 pm
That Mime's so Goth, he's forever trapped in a box. 


A box of darkness.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 26, 2008, 01:01:21 am
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
Tool is not metal god damn it.

ITT: You just got trolled.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 26, 2008, 06:15:40 pm
What is the Discordian Idea/Ideal/Idiosynchracy of APOCALYPSE?

Once you "join" this faggoty "religion" you die inside.

That's the Apocalypse.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 27, 2008, 01:10:11 am
THIS RHINOVIRUS SUCKS LARGE AMOUNTS OF TRUCK BALLS

(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/chargin.JPG)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on January 27, 2008, 04:19:49 am
Quote from: CECILIA
anyone wearing cat ears should immediatly brought to the humane society be put to sleep.


http://lelandcityclub.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=366
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 27, 2008, 05:20:36 am
not a post but a quote from my friend:

"That's not that bad, my parents got a netflick the other day that someone had erased the movie and replaced it with footage of some dude beating off"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 28, 2008, 03:46:20 am
ITT: I have been inspired.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on January 30, 2008, 04:07:36 pm
"In the past, fathers were 90-foot robots made of cellophane and kippers"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on January 31, 2008, 05:53:08 pm
FUCK YOU!!! MY MOM WAS  AN OUTSPOKEN, CANTANKEROUS ASSHOLE WHO COULDN'T MAKE NEW FRIENDS. SHE DIED OF INTERRUPTING  CONVERSATIONS AND CHANGING THE TOPIC TO SOMETHING THAT CAUSED PEOPLE TO ARGUE!!!

Your mum was Benzair Bhutto?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on January 31, 2008, 05:58:24 pm
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on February 07, 2008, 08:53:38 am
(http://www.discoflux.com/images/healthcart.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 11, 2008, 12:48:20 am
FUCK YOU!!! MY MOM WAS  AN OUTSPOKEN, CANTANKEROUS ASSHOLE WHO COULDN'T MAKE NEW FRIENDS. SHE DIED OF INTERRUPTING  CONVERSATIONS AND CHANGING THE TOPIC TO SOMETHING THAT CAUSED PEOPLE TO ARGUE!!!

Your mum was Benzair Bhutto?

ZING!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on February 12, 2008, 06:18:39 pm
Hey, I'm new to this forum, though I've been reading regularly it for a couple days now and every now and then for maybe a month and a half. I've tried to get a decent feel of what the tone and expectations of this forum are (I've gotten the whole "don't post random bullshit because you think being random makes you more Discordian" thing), but if I do slip into n00bishness, don't hesitate to correct my errors (not that it seems like any of you would anyway). I'll probably be doing a lot more lurking than actual posting, at least for a little while (combination of getting to know the ropes better and insane workload in school).

Welcome,

And it is fortunate you didn't call yourself The Space Doc. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 13, 2008, 06:29:09 pm
ATTN: DISCORDIANS: WE ARE NOW ON PAGE 34! RULE 34 ON THIS THREAD NOW! GO! :fap:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on February 14, 2008, 08:35:09 pm
GUYS, THE INTERNETS ARE NOT ASSISTING OUR LADY OF DISCORD, HILLARY CLINTON, ACHIEVE MAXIMUM LULZ AS PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES. She is falling far behind in polls and funds. She is breaking down emotionally almost twice a month. Her mascara is running. She has been making crazy talk about getting a boob job. She has been having sex with Bill again. EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART FOR HER. This election season should be a time for America to HEAL, but nobody will let Nurse Clinton take care of our country.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP HILLARY. Her campaign is accepting DONATIONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES at this address:

Hillary Clinton for President
PO Box 1781
Merrifield, VA 22116-9965

She is accepting money, but it may be too late for that. DISCOFLUX.COM ENCOURAGES YOU TO SEND THE FOLLOWING ITEMS INSTEAD:

- Socks
- Canned food
- Kleenex (generic preferred)
- Tiny violins
- Paper airplanes made from Hillary Clinton campaign fliers
- Matchbox cars
- Cleaning supplies
- RAZORBLADES
- Condolence cards

THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME LEFT. ACT NOW, OR THE ESTABLISHMENT MIGHT LOSE THIS ELECTION.

STATUS QUO GO!

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on February 14, 2008, 08:35:44 pm
Ofuck wait...

ATTN: DISCORDIANS: WE ARE NOW ON PAGE 34! RULE 34 ON THIS THREAD NOW! GO! :fap:


GUYS, THE INTERNETS ARE NOT ASSISTING OUR LADY OF DISCORD, HILLARY CLINTON, ACHIEVE MAXIMUM LULZ AS PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES. She is falling far behind in polls and funds. She is breaking down emotionally almost twice a month. Her mascara is running. She has been making crazy talk about getting a boob job. She has been having sex with Bill again. EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART FOR HER. This election season should be a time for America to HEAL, but nobody will let Nurse Clinton take care of our country.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP HILLARY. Her campaign is accepting DONATIONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES at this address:

Hillary Clinton for President
PO Box 1781
Merrifield, VA 22116-9965

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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2008, 04:53:27 pm
too bad he can't pray the gay away
:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 18, 2008, 06:25:29 pm
Big shops make me feel autistic.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on February 20, 2008, 05:25:21 pm
I think our foreign policy would be vastly improved if suddenly all business was conducted in soprano.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on February 21, 2008, 07:56:46 pm
ITT you admit to doing something you consider 'discordian' in nature, that actually accomplished something useful in your pathetic existence.


I once posted on a discordian forum and they all united under a common purpose.

 :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on February 22, 2008, 07:56:14 pm
Food preservation IS emblaming, if you think about it.

Unless you're buying green vegetables, active cultures, or pulsating meat.


You just described a typical saturday night.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on February 27, 2008, 03:39:10 pm
This next one is for Eve:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/eve-method.jpg)

Ah, a foto of my namesake. That's how my parents met, you know.
They met during the Spanish Inquisition's trip to Haiti?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 01, 2008, 06:18:05 am
AH FUCKING HELL, GOATS
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SIHT


*SHITS IN HIS COFFEE*

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on March 01, 2008, 01:49:51 pm
In my day, everybody had to get along with everybody because we were still compressed into a quantum singularity!
\
:argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 02, 2008, 05:53:29 pm
*RING*
        \
(http://www.abledata.com/product_images/images/02A0542.jpg)
        /
*RING*

                                                  Hello.
                                                        \
(http://www.reagan.utexas.edu/archives/photographs/large/c39908-8.jpg)
                                                       /
                                                    Troll?


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 04, 2008, 03:10:02 pm
ahhahahah and I just noticed that the phone in that last post is labeled "CLARITY"


anyway



"i will never end a sentence with a proposition"

is that your proposal?

 :lol:

He won't end a sentence with a proposition.

He'll just end it with a flagrant, slimy come-on, or a straightforward demand!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on March 10, 2008, 04:23:04 am
THE DISCORDIANS MOCKED GOD, SO HE PUNISHED THEM BY MAKING THEM ALL EMO KIDS, YOU SEE

THESE ARE ALL THE CORRECT ANSWER

I ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED, "YES, IMPREACH BUSH AND LET DICK CHENEY BE PRESIDENT, BRILLAINT IDEA"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2008, 12:02:46 am


i just did cram already

 :fap:


 :postpics:

(http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2858/harasskidam4.gif)

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PERVERTS  :cry:


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on March 11, 2008, 01:02:35 am
If we allowed the cows to wander freely, puppies with a death wish would naturally make their way to psychopathic marines (via osmosis), curing world hunger.

Or something.

(emphasis added because really that bit cracked me up most)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on March 11, 2008, 01:06:10 am
Osmosis solves all the world's ills.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on March 11, 2008, 01:08:05 am
I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT, MY FATHER DIED FROM OSMOSIS WHEN IT CAUSED HIM TO THROW HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A HIGH VELOCITY AIRBORNE PUPPY
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2008, 03:33:01 pm
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on March 11, 2008, 04:27:05 pm
I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT, MY FATHER DIED FROM OSMOSIS WHEN IT CAUSED HIM TO THROW HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A HIGH VELOCITY AIRBORNE PUPPY

My new favourite phrase.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 15, 2008, 07:24:37 am
It misses Cramulus.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 18, 2008, 02:49:52 pm
I wanted to point out that for some reason, we got Wilford Brimley:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/2335172105_3fac19869a.jpg?v=0)

Wilford Brimley is a Scientologist?!?!?!

(http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/a/a1/Wilford-brimley.jpg/270px-Wilford-brimley.jpg)
                                                \
                                    Diabeetusnetics.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 20, 2008, 02:56:13 am
THIS THREAD GIVES ME THE UH OH FEELING
I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT
   \
 :hosrie:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2008, 04:52:21 pm
ITT I grant the government the special power of spontaneous combustion

and I'll throw in incontinence for extra lulz
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 22, 2008, 05:08:19 am
(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/24_2007/sign_0.jpg)

John the puppy waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were US Marines in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the other dogs were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a puppy for fourteen months. When he was young he watched the soldiers base and he said to dad "I want to go on the base daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY US MARINES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the dusty heat of Iraq he knew there were soldiers.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "We got another of those rabies infected dustmops"
So John charged the US Marines.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Marine.
"I will throw him off the cliff" said the Marine and he picked him up by the scruff of the neck. John growled and fought and scratched and not able to kill, as he was thrown off the cliff.
"No! I must kill the Marines" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the Marines"
And then John was a zombie.

TTM,
custodian of win.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on March 24, 2008, 03:35:57 pm
(http://www.rushcounty.org/postrockmuseum/prpost.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 24, 2008, 04:19:08 pm


(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/atfirst--then.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on March 26, 2008, 06:37:13 pm
(http://www.rushcounty.org/postrockmuseum/prpost.jpg)
I don't get it? 
:mullet:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on March 26, 2008, 06:48:30 pm
It represents the crumbling state of my very soul.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on March 26, 2008, 07:16:32 pm
It looks like a broken fence?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on March 26, 2008, 07:21:48 pm
Yeah, it's quite tragic really. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 26, 2008, 07:25:28 pm
    IT'S A POST!
            /
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth1-1.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on March 26, 2008, 07:30:33 pm
Shuddap you Mutton-Chopped Codger!!!
/
 :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on March 26, 2008, 07:31:14 pm
Shuddap you Mutton-Chopped Codger!!!
/
 :argh!:

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on March 27, 2008, 12:16:53 am
:lulz:

TTM has taken over RWHN's body!  (or his account...)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 27, 2008, 03:00:05 am
or both
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on March 27, 2008, 11:12:07 am
i saw that it was a post, i was just not sure about the pun, i thought it was something to do with post-rock or something
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on March 27, 2008, 12:12:40 pm
It was the best post I could find that day.  Next time I'll try harder. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 03:59:07 pm
STFU and answer the question goddamnit

Quote
Who's the chick with the tits?

Another girl from the sketch troupe.

Yes, she's legal, no, she doesn't live anywhere near any of you, no, she's not single.

Any further questions? :p

ANAL?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on March 27, 2008, 11:32:25 pm
Quote from: Darth Cupcake
The Scrid is everyone's friend!

Unless, of course, you have a problem with booze. And if you have a problem with booze, you have no place in this world!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 31, 2008, 02:35:53 pm
...aaaand the shit continues to flow downhill.

OSHIT I LEFT MY FAN DOWNHILL
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on March 31, 2008, 09:40:55 pm
:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 01, 2008, 06:51:27 am
I love to fnord things.

i like to poke at bloated roadkill with a stick till it tears a hole and all the maggots spill out.


wutsyer point?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 07, 2008, 05:49:12 pm
i like to poke at bloated roadkill with a stick till it tears a hole and all the maggots spill out...


...and then I make sweet sweet love to it because there's nothing hotter than maggot infested woundsex.

FIXED!

...because there's probably something seriously wrong with me.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on April 07, 2008, 06:03:32 pm
Nah, we were all thinking it, you're just the one who said it first.

 :fap:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on April 07, 2008, 06:08:21 pm
Man, they just don't make maggot-infested roadkill up North like they do in Florida....That shit used to give me nightmares.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on April 07, 2008, 06:11:26 pm
It's the heat.  And the humidity.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on April 07, 2008, 06:13:04 pm
You say that like it doesn't get humid here?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on April 07, 2008, 06:15:29 pm
Not in that swampy, "just shoot me in the head" humidity that happens every fucking day.

Yeah, NE gets a little humid, but MY GAWD.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on April 07, 2008, 06:19:15 pm
Wuss. Yeah, the main reason I cut my hair was that fucking shit, but I tend to find the entire East Coast is one big fucking humid swamp anyway, we just don't have to deal with it for part of the year up here (Though Providence's sky tends to burn a nice orange thanks to the Boston and NYC smog that drifts).

Ever go to DC/Baltimore in August?  :x
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on April 07, 2008, 06:22:28 pm
Used to live there.  I know what you're talking about.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 09, 2008, 07:33:03 am
Hairless cats look like vaginas turned inside-out, but with legs and eyes.
Fuck all Nigel. You just raped my brain.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 09, 2008, 03:56:00 pm
Opportunity for Roger. 

Listen, shit for brains, people are ALWAYS an "opportunity for Roger".  Everyone.  Everywhere.  Not just when they're all whiny and emo and full of excuses, but ALWAYS.  Why?  Because I hate you.

You haven't done anything in particular to deserve that hate, but I hate you anyway.  I'm like Jesus, only bitter, vindictive, and hateful.

So understand this:  I am not hating on you because you are an emo whiner, but because you are a fucking hairless ape.  I do not wait until people are down to kick them, it just SEEMS that way because my boot looks bigger when you're lying on your back in the figurative gutter, whining about how rough life is, while doing things to ensure that it gets worse ("Hi, I'm broke!  I'm gonna go out and buy alcohol!").

I got your "light-hearted", pal.  Well, I HAD it, but I KILLED it.  I killed it with the poisonous bile that dribbles out of my mouth, and the XDR syphilis that leaks from my very pores.  Then I fucking buried it in the sandbox of the local schoolyard, just to teach the little bastards what's what, come next recess.

Or kill me.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on April 09, 2008, 05:27:15 pm
I must have missed when they repealed the patriot act that allowed the president to declare martial law and retain power under just about any emergency situation, but they're not teaching that to first graders.

Sorry you don't find this funny, in a really sad lets have some nice music while the ship sinks sort of way, but someone else might.


Just trying to comiserate.


Bush/Cheney 08 isn't funny, under any circumstances.  Bush/Cheney is a foul stinking bowel evacuation that you just want to flush away and not ever, ever see again.  They don't even warrant satirical bumper stickers at this point. 

Silence for the first 10 seconds or so, but then the powerful, thunderous farts start.  The volume of these rat-a-tat farts is incredible, along the lines of elk antlers clashing or a large tree cracking as it is felled.  There are rumors (unconfirmed) that local police have recorded these airbeefs at 103db.  Of course splattering sounds accompany these inhuman shit/air rumblings, and occasional a large volume of water/shit is heard to be splashed out on the floor.  The end of the BM is usually about a 45-second high pitch whiner fart, followed by 4 or 5 successive powershit deposits.  If you could put shit in those T-shirt cannons they use at sports arenas, and then shoot the shit into water at close range, then you could reproduce these splash sounds.  BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM.  You actually feel bad for the toilet after this.  All the while TGRR sings Opera in response to exceptionally disgusting discharges.  The end of the experience is a muffled rubbing sound as TGRR wipes with bath towels, and the occasional slapping sound as he swats the soiled towels against the bathroom wall, creating messes that populate Arizona lore regarding nightmare election year experiences.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 10, 2008, 04:57:02 pm
yep, down here in teh swarmp yew can swett bukkits even on a kewl day
   \
 :mullet:


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 10, 2008, 11:26:31 pm
 :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 12, 2008, 02:09:17 am
Also we are insulating ourselves with each other, which sounds a little orgiastic to me.

Did I just get laid?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 14, 2008, 07:13:41 pm
[Mein Kampf is] really, really, REALLY fucking boring.  Imagine the whiniest Livejournal ever, and add Jews, then set it in the 1920s and 30s.  That is Mein Kampf. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 14, 2008, 10:31:09 pm
100% truth.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 16, 2008, 09:48:31 pm
Your mind is rebelling at your bog-awful existence.  You need chemicals!  Illegal ones!  And illicit sex!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 17, 2008, 06:20:26 am
yep, down here in teh swarmp yew can swett bukkits even on a kewl day
   \
 :mullet:




what the fuck was i talking about here?

sometimes i just dont know where the hell i am.

sorry guys ~shrug~
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 17, 2008, 06:22:12 am
 :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Richter on April 17, 2008, 02:01:31 pm
As much as I like Heinlein, I would like fucking him in the ass even more.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on April 17, 2008, 06:26:06 pm
Nothing amazing really.  Everyone wants a moustache.

(http://www.newlaunches.com/entry_images/0207/09/mario-thumb.jpg)

Look at that glorious spag.

If that fat guy is fucking that princess, there's hope for me yet.


LMNO
-desperately wants to fuck a fat plumber.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 18, 2008, 02:38:10 am
im still laughin at that
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 18, 2008, 06:18:50 pm
What this thread has taught me:

In March 2003 I watched as our government sat by and let the Bush administration send our country down a bad path. Like hundreds of millions of Americans around me, I did not support the war, so naturally I was disgusted to see the majority of congress do nothing, and then vote for things that would enhance the war.

It was almost unforgivable.

But a few days ago, I found I was wrong about the nature of decision making. I voted yes to Slashfic on the PD. I thought it would be funnay. I thought it would be cute. I thought wrong. I didn't have the foresight to get a good view of the consequences of a Slashfic thread, and I chose rashly.

Well, corrupt politicians, I'm sorry. I now understand how lack of understanding can lead to horror.

When the word fluid is put in quotes, I automatically think semen is being secretly talked about.

Double whammy!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 18, 2008, 09:50:32 pm
Unitarian Universalism is religion for people who are smart enough to know better but have decided that the menu tastes OK after all.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 20, 2008, 01:12:21 pm
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Malachite on April 20, 2008, 05:39:34 pm
Cute dog!

He freaks out when you blow on his face.  It's priceless.

Masturbating on pets is a sign of EVIL!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 21, 2008, 04:55:25 am
I FART SUNSHINE AND HUGS
AND DANCING COOKIES
AND I AM HERE TO SOLVE
ALL YR EXISTENTIAL CRISES
     \
 :hosrie:

super fucking valid worldview ITT
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 21, 2008, 05:09:18 am
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.

 :lulz:

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 21, 2008, 07:31:48 pm
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 21, 2008, 07:32:24 pm
oh my god give it a rest already
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 21, 2008, 07:40:20 pm
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on April 21, 2008, 07:52:30 pm
Sorry, why was that funny again?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 21, 2008, 07:55:48 pm
oh my god give it a rest already

Speaking as a mother,

NO.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 21, 2008, 08:00:30 pm
Sorry, why was that funny again?
Speaking as a mother, because YOU don't get it   :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on April 21, 2008, 08:12:09 pm
I hope you get mugged.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 21, 2008, 08:16:27 pm
(http://www.ballardian.com/images/mugged_in_mexico.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Hoopla on April 21, 2008, 08:39:26 pm
Sorry, why was that funny again?

It wasn't.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 21, 2008, 08:40:42 pm
Pllllbbbttt!

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 21, 2008, 08:43:36 pm
Sorry, why was that funny again?

It wasn't.
Like your face.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 21, 2008, 08:43:58 pm
Huh?  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 21, 2008, 08:44:17 pm
See, now all I see in that graph is that Iceland is going to Hell.

 :mittens:

:potd:

A better place to leave pr0n would be Iceland.

:lulz:
Speaking as a mother?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on April 21, 2008, 08:44:27 pm
Pllllbbbttt!



:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 21, 2008, 08:45:16 pm
Pllllbbbttt!




:potd:

:thanks:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Hoopla on April 21, 2008, 09:12:07 pm
Sorry, why was that funny again?

It wasn't.
Like your face.

I'm about this close to pledging against you, Lys.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 21, 2008, 09:16:04 pm
Sorry, why was that funny again?

It wasn't.
Like your face.

I'm about this close to pledging against you, Lys.
Not if I pledge first!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Hoopla on April 21, 2008, 09:20:49 pm
Sorry, why was that funny again?

It wasn't.
Like your face.

I'm about this close to pledging against you, Lys.
Not if I pledge first!

O please do!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 21, 2008, 09:24:48 pm
Sorry, why was that funny again?

It wasn't.
Like your face.

I'm about this close to pledging against you, Lys.
Not if I pledge first!

O please do!
How about we both pledge at the same time?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Malachite on April 21, 2008, 09:26:12 pm
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 21, 2008, 10:13:31 pm
this must be a sociological experiment or something

reminds me of the "NO MORE MEME" fiasco
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 21, 2008, 10:14:52 pm
this must be a sociological experiment or something

reminds me of the "NO MORE MEME" fiasco

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/nigel_mother_stfu.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 22, 2008, 01:47:15 am
this must be a sociological experiment or something

reminds me of the "NO MORE MEME" fiasco

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/nigel_mother_stfu.jpg)

OH SHIT!  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 22, 2008, 01:51:40 am
That poster kicks ass, rly.  I'm not sure tripzip meant it to the way it does, either.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 22, 2008, 01:54:06 am
it's meant in the best possible way, nigel looks like one mean mother.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 22, 2008, 03:09:04 am
She looks like a hawt mom who kicks ass.  :D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2008, 03:51:11 am
this must be a sociological experiment or something

reminds me of the "NO MORE MEME" fiasco

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/nigel_mother_stfu.jpg)

RAH!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 22, 2008, 06:08:14 am
fucking win!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on April 22, 2008, 04:18:15 pm
I wish our tax dollars were spent on us, and not on wasting bullets on them.

ATTN: US GOVERNMENT, STOP FEEDING THE TROLL!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 23, 2008, 04:11:04 am
They'll never find me under all these babies!
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We know you're under those babies - come out peacefully or we're coming in!
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(http://www.commondreams.org/headlines/images/071700-02.jpg)

RRRRAAAAGGGHHH!! You'll never take me alive!
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 23, 2008, 04:26:45 am
now i just want to see spiders under little blankets
as if the little blankets were knitted just for them

spider blankies  :D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 23, 2008, 05:42:37 am
ITT Nigel being an unfunny twunt
No, she's not being an unfunny twunt, she's simply speaking as a mother in a legislators office.
I hear there's pr0n there.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 23, 2008, 07:14:46 am
the internets must be scratching the bottom of the meme barrel.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 23, 2008, 07:26:03 am
Current estimates suggest we hit Peak Meme 3 weeks ago.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 23, 2008, 07:30:07 am
I think our Memeplex needs to stop shitting around with Gillian McKeith's nutritional advice.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2008, 02:47:22 pm
the internets must be scratching the bottom of the meme barrel.

I think Payne's minions are keeping them at bay. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on April 23, 2008, 02:53:22 pm
the internets must be scratching the bottom of the meme barrel.

I think Payne's minions are keeping them at bay. 

And freds.

Why does everyone always attribute the No Moar Meme! fiasco solely to me?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2008, 02:54:39 pm
Oh yeah, Fred too. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 24, 2008, 03:24:55 am
(http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/04/0walldeathblog.jpg)
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.



I mean, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on April 25, 2008, 03:36:52 am


Okay, you just made the dickhead list.



i felt threatened, what was i supposed to do.


NOTHING, CUZ YOUR HEAD'S TOO FUCKING SMALL.

ah, so I pretty much made the list by default...

I have a small head disability.  I am afraid that it is irreversable.

YOUR

HEAD

IS

TOO

FUCKING

SMALL.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on April 25, 2008, 06:35:48 am
Internet of the 90's?

Hell, I was on the Internet in the 80's... before those bastards at CERN decided to screw up a perfectly good geek toy by creating HTTP and SGML.

DAMN YOU TIM BERNERS-LEE!!!!!

FACT:  THE INTERNET WAS GOOD WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on April 25, 2008, 07:23:56 am
Internet of the 90's?

Hell, I was on the Internet in the 80's... before those bastards at CERN decided to screw up a perfectly good geek toy by creating HTTP and SGML.

DAMN YOU TIM BERNERS-LEE!!!!!

FACT:  THE INTERNET WAS GOOD WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 25, 2008, 02:47:36 pm
I'll post youtube links where and when I like.

Spags.

That's rape.

What? Payne isnt BLACK
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on April 25, 2008, 03:12:44 pm
I'll post youtube links where and when I like.

Spags.

That's rape.

What? Payne isnt BLACK

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on April 25, 2008, 05:38:51 pm
Internet of the 90's?

Hell, I was on the Internet in the 80's... before those bastards at CERN decided to screw up a perfectly good geek toy by creating HTTP and SGML.

DAMN YOU TIM BERNERS-LEE!!!!!

FACT:  THE INTERNET WAS GOOD WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

...Don't people still do this?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 25, 2008, 05:52:14 pm
No, we do shit like that via Facebook and Twitter now.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 28, 2008, 10:28:38 am
i hear if you say Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in a mirror 3 times an american baby EXPLODES

for being extra+++ funny and un-de-jacking the thread after shitfuck-splosions
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 29, 2008, 09:34:01 pm
Someday he will find Kim Gibler and make her his Salazorian lovefuck.

This, to date, is funniest thing I've ever seen written on this forum.

It was a cry-laugh funny.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on April 29, 2008, 09:38:30 pm
Someday he will find Kim Gibler and make her his Salazorian lovefuck.

This, to date, is funniest thing I've ever seen written on this forum.

It was a cry-laugh funny.

I was floored as well.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 30, 2008, 03:22:49 am
The books on this era are going to be a GREAT read when they finally come out.  The Clinton White House will look like PeeWee's Playhouse in comparison, srsly.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 30, 2008, 03:32:01 am
:D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on May 01, 2008, 05:01:40 pm
I honestly don't find it that hard to believe that Billy Ray waxes Hannah Montana's va-jay-jay.

Wait- is it illegal for us even to be talking about Miley Cyrus' genitals?

It depends - route a proxy through some country that has 15 as an age of consent, and you're all set.

You mean, like Canada?

THE NORTHLAND IS FULL OF PERVS :eek:

I'MA PACKIN' MAH BAGZ!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on May 02, 2008, 07:50:54 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/gywomccain_viagra.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 03, 2008, 05:50:47 pm
                 THIS ENDS HERE
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(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/thumb/3/37/Optimusg1.jpg/300px-Optimusg1.jpg)



                 QUIT REPLYING
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                 NO YOU QUIT REPLYING
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                 YOU FIRST
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                       OKAY
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                 YOU CAN'T SAY OKAY, YOU JUST HAVE TO STOP
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                       NO U
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(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/thumb/3/37/Optimusg1.jpg/300px-Optimusg1.jpg)








                 :fuckmittens:
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 05, 2008, 07:15:26 am
that was epic
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on May 07, 2008, 05:59:59 am
Till Maria gets back and sees you demolished her window plants!

DO YOU THINK I'M HIGH OR SOMETHING?  I USED THE NEIGHBOR'S.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 07, 2008, 09:32:54 am
I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING

THE SIGN SAID "FREE"
THAT MEANS I CAN TAKE HOWEVER MANY I GODDAMNED WANT

THE FUCKING SIGN SAID "FREE TIBET".

PUT THEM FUCKING BACK.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on May 09, 2008, 05:07:55 am
Cain: sounds like she was compensating, to me
Eve: compensating for what?
Fred: YOAR LACK OF PENIS?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 09, 2008, 07:03:38 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/wutangvenn.png)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on May 20, 2008, 06:41:06 pm
i totally wanna be that guy.
 
even hosrie thinks this shit is ghey
:hosrie:


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on May 20, 2008, 07:08:36 pm

I met my vibrator at Babeland on the Lower East Side in NYC. It was love at first sight. Now, three years later, we're still in a long-term, committed relationship. I couldn't be happier! :D

If you got injured could you charge him with assault and batteries?

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on May 21, 2008, 02:42:12 am
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/12_Millard_Fillmore_3x4.jpg/450px-12_Millard_Fillmore_3x4.jpg)
(http://www.kittywigs.com/chickenblueelbow.jpg)

McKinley Yiff?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 21, 2008, 03:56:45 am
It just seems contradictory to me to have free-willed planned out for you.  

If an omniscient/potent god made you, they made everything you will do, just because they knows the consequences on your actions before they makes you.

:argh!:

Omniscient is omniscient! No rolling the dice or closing your eyes.  You have no idea how often I get that sort of reasoning when people want to keep free will and their sky jew.

So are you saying that someone who was omniscient wouldn't be able to figure out how to stop being omniscient?

Knowing whether something can be done and actually being able to do it are two different things.

Hence the "Can God create a rock so big he cannot pick it up" paradox.

Exactly.

Also, I understand that it does seem contradictory.  That doesn't mean it is contradictory.  It just means we can't understand it.

PS: Yes, God can create a rock so big he can't pick it up.  He can also pick it up, though.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on May 21, 2008, 03:57:40 am
Since when does god go around challenging himself?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 21, 2008, 04:00:37 am
Fuck you, that's when.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 21, 2008, 04:05:48 am
Fuck you, that's when.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on May 21, 2008, 04:08:44 am
Laughed so hard I peed, 9/10
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 22, 2008, 01:40:24 am


It's all good. If I was concerned with what The Other thought of my hobbies, I certainly wouldn't count myself amongst Discordians. I can see why some people think LARP sucks, or that I suck for doing it. All I can say to that is  :boring:. This is the Strange Times, and everybody is unspeakably weird. No shame there. One might just as validly critique people who post on forums all day, or own guns, or follow women's basketball or whatever.


You.

Quit making good arguments.

Thanks.


I just laughed so hard, I think I shit my pants.

And this is only one service we provide!

It's surprising how many of them involve shit, though.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on May 22, 2008, 03:02:56 am
9/10 People Enjoy Gang Rape

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 22, 2008, 10:06:18 pm
just passed fifty posts
you've all been so kind
if you don't like this poem
 you can kiss my behind

just passed fifty posts
so here's how it will be
don't take it to hard
five fnord Eris twenty three

just passed fifty posts
and your sights are on me
so i say it again
five fnord Eris twenty three

just passed fifty posts
it wasnt that hard
yippee hurray
i am now a fucktard

:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on May 24, 2008, 02:07:39 am
Not bad.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 30, 2008, 06:59:45 am
9/10 People Enjoy Gang Rape



Very clever Mr. Ice...
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2008, 04:43:20 am
Dicks and wine: that's a culture I can endorse. :lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on June 01, 2008, 04:07:02 am
This is why Zen is full of shit.

You're supposed to LIVE life, not be detached from it.  If you're mad, be fucking mad.  If you're happy, be fucking happy.  Don't CALMLY eat that cheeseburger, EAT THE HELL OUT OF THAT CHEESEBURGER.  Be SOMETHING, because there's no point in a religion or philosophy that teaches you to wipe out all the fucking highs and lows in life.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 04, 2008, 07:53:24 pm
Women are from Venus,
Men are from Mars,
Fred is from....


















...Mercury


(http://manolomen.com/images/Freddie%20Mercury%20in%20unitard.jpg)

?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 04, 2008, 07:56:20 pm
:thanks:

I was wondering if anyone would fucking catch that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on June 05, 2008, 12:48:25 am
This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.   :lulz:

this just seriously made my day.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on June 05, 2008, 05:59:23 pm
can we beat the monkeys into submission or is political idealism a wast of time?  a government of the people  is supposed to have the ability to keep the monkey in check (i think it works but not near well enough)... the scum will always rise to the top creating a need for new monkeys and new monkey controls in all goverments

"We" are also monkeys. 

Never forget that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 11, 2008, 04:36:38 am
Lulzcow, correct me where I'm wrong but this is your argument so far:

The internet is mean.
An expert told you that you were unable to communicate with people on the internet.
You are surprised that people on the internet do not understand that you are unable to communicate with them properly.


People who disagree with you are being illogical.
It's ok for you to be a hypocrite because you have a "condition".
No-one else knows about how your condition works therefore you are the only one who can define this condition, meaning that it can explain away any behaviour you wish it to.
Nobody understands you and life is a dark abyss.

If an expert told you that you were allergic to bees, would you stick your head in a bee hive?


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 12, 2008, 03:41:55 pm
oldskool :potd::

Of course, you could always do your part to ensure Morrison writes more stuff like this by actually buying his artistic work...

LOL, yeah, I might just do that.

Maybe when I'm on my way to my local church to hand out save the whale pamphlets, just before I turn myself in for past crimes on account of I can't live with the guilt anymore  :lulz:


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 13, 2008, 03:37:33 pm
On the plus side the decline of civilisation means plenty meat for the carnivores.

As soon as the mean IQ drops to sub-bovine, cannibalism becomes the ethical dietary choice :evil:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 14, 2008, 06:52:11 am
Loveshade + liberal amounts of kerosene + lighter = X

Solve for X

(http://www.discoflux.com/images/BurningMonk.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on June 18, 2008, 03:31:29 pm
I like my women like I like my  :lulz: -- fake and on the computer screen.

NT: cellphones
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 26, 2008, 12:19:09 am
Nigel's a girl on a forum
Her husband lacked proper decorum
She's pouring her rage onto a poetry page
And asking her lawyer to gore 'im.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 04, 2008, 03:13:18 am
Hi. This post, this one right here, is my 1000th post.

In honor of this (sad, pathetic, totally pointless) achievement, I present a bash.org quote that reminded me of PD.com when I first signed up about a year and a half ago. Enjoy (or not)!

<Devildrake> www.meatspin.com
-About 3 minutes later-
<Yodo> Woot 1000 spins
<Yodo> This game needs highscore table and ingame chat
<Devildrake> Dude wtf, it's a shock site, not a game...
<Yodo> Oh...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 04, 2008, 04:30:26 am
very belated :potd::

aight cool:

here it is:

occult systems - tarot, palmistry, astrology, as they are commonly used right now are nonsense

entertainment

they are good for fooling people

playing on sensitivities etc


but
they are useful from 2 angles:

1 - they suggest a process
2 - they all suggest the same process


it is nothing more than a creative description of a observed process

a process that starts with birth, progresses to death and suggests re-birth



call it whatever you want to call it
creative story telling

so in that sense, it is literal

these are literal descriptions of a process


a lot of the threads here have focused on figuring out where/why/how these systems developed

different people have different reasons for investigating this


for me personally, it makes it easy to put dope material together

the greatest story ever told can be told 10000000000 different ways



as for doing useless things - i guess that depends on your perspective on things

whats useful?

a lot of people say we are on the brink of apocalypse

most of the other people are doped up on various substances or hooked on money and chasing tail


if you buy into some sort of magic in occult systems, i feel sorry for you
but
if you dismiss any value that can be derived from occult systems, i dont think thats a wise move either


yin/yang was not a money-making scheme invented by the ancient chinese

the local i ching reader in any north american china-town does, however, prey on customer ignorance


Monk is a good dude
he grilled me on this shit before when i was debunking astrology
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 04, 2008, 04:34:40 am
In reference to my discovery of onesentence.org
oh god this site is going to be the death of me.

DAMN THEE, TTM :argh!:


Quote
"Let's find out!" I said as I reached for the piece of dental floss hanging out of my dog's butt.




Quote
"It cost me $17,000 to prove to my son that steel wool is truly flammable."




Quote
He thought the slap I gave him was just an experiment in light S and M, but it was actually the anger of the past few months that I had to release in order to bring myself to sleep with him.





Quote
Unconditional love is when you take the batteries from your vibrator to power your child's favorite car.





Quote
The lesson I learned that night was "Don't sleep your way backstage to a show that only costs five bucks."


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 06, 2008, 05:36:50 am
(http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/70323382/11238963)

Not because it's an exceptional post, but because it's been a pretty failtastic day in terms of good posts and, in part, because it wastes Livejournal's bandwidth.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on July 08, 2008, 03:43:21 pm
Can you really die from too many forced handjobs?

- Concerned in AZ.


Dear Concerned --

While some pose that dehydration due to a draining of bodily fluids is the danger, everyone knows that the real danger is in the chafing. After too many handjobs, the delicate skin of the penile region will begin to flake off, not unlike sawdust flying away from an industrial strength sander doing its thing. First, the horror at seeing the naughty bits quite literally cut down to size simply by the force of a hand while begin to make the penis-owner go a little weird in the brain. Following this, he will start screaming, because, let's face it, rubbing aggressively on regions recently deprived of their protective upper layers of skin hurts like a MOTHERFUCKER. Once the rubbing continues and the man-pole is now more like a man-nub, we hit the point of no return--basically, we go below sea level. A sub-surface layer of BLOOD VESSEL is now on the surface and spraying blood everywhere. Hooooooo baby, that's a lot of blood. On the plus side, Jackson Pollock only dreamed of this kind of absurdist, impressionist, heathen spraying of color across a given landscape. Not that the penis-owner in question will remain alive with long enough to fully appreciate the art his dying body is creating.

Anyways, Concerned, while Murder By Handjob is possible, it's certainly slow, messy, and can get monotonous after a while. I'd recommend shaking it up a little bit by mixing in some surprise buttsex in order to keep the killer interested. There's nothing more saddening than to see a murder whose heart's not in it.

Best of luck with the killin',
-DC


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 09, 2008, 02:37:54 pm
Rehab is for quitters. Are you a quitter, Lys?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 10, 2008, 04:56:26 am
And here we go.

News flash:
Roger will always be Roger, Cain will always be Cain. We will all always be who the fuck we are. Right now we are like a large semi dysfunctional family with 2 of the cousins fighting instead of kissing.
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE AND WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

...lots of writing and smart stuff or something...

Ah, fuck it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on July 10, 2008, 02:05:20 pm
I have my own Big Bang theory

No, it has nothing to do with what you're thinking, SHUT UP.

The universe is a big cone, you see, and all of the matter settled in the point. Matter is always trying to achieve an equilibrium, but it can't, for reasons that are complicated, like relationships.

So the matter all settles in the point of the cone, and then it's all too close together and repels everything from itself, so it starts to "expand", ie migrate away from other matter. It expands and expands, and as it expands, the cone flattens, until it can flatten no more, and the matter all freaks out by how far away it all is from the other matter, and starts to contract, on the other plane of the cone. It contracts and contracts and the cone gets conier and conier, until all the matter is too close together in the tip of the cone, and then...

It's basically the same as the doughnut model, but way more fun.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 14, 2008, 01:03:53 pm
Someone should make one of these and bring it to his apartment.

(http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3901/yummytubgirlcakeoy2.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: fomenter on July 14, 2008, 02:35:33 pm
Quote
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on Yesterday at 04:47:59 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on Yesterday at 04:34:09 PM
Seen it before.  For those who don't want to get RealPlayer:  It's Bush's Mission Accomplished speech but the infamous banner has been edited out by shifting the screen upward.


yes
 lol

i just happened upon it and thought it was hilarious
THE MISSION ACCOMPLISHED BANNER WAS JUST IN YOUR IMAGINATION

yes i was on whitehouse.gov spending my sunday night laughing at speeches   


Oceana has always been at war with Iraq.    :potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 15, 2008, 05:30:20 am
             CATS AND DOGS
             LIVING TOGETHER
                                 \
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/Venkman203.jpg)
                                 /
                     MASS HYSTERIA
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Malachite on July 17, 2008, 02:00:55 pm
FACT: I've never had cake at any party I've ever thrown. The vast majority of consumables were liquid and nobody really gave a shit if they were divided evenly after the first few.
What should you take from all this? Numerology is silly.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 17, 2008, 08:33:41 pm
what is the most secretive of all the secret societies?

The 2001 Energy Commission convened by Dick Cheney.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 18, 2008, 05:37:53 am
there is to be no discussion of this film outside of threads clearly labeled FAUST KEEP OUT, until the 27th of this month.


Heath Ledger dies.

for some reason, this made me laugh hard.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on July 23, 2008, 05:42:40 pm
It hasn't rained, the ants still haven't touched it, kids have walked in it, and now there is HIMEOBS in my carpet. :(
You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 27, 2008, 11:21:40 pm
also i dont know what is wrong with the christians down were you guys are
but the christians where i come from once they are in a "relationship" like sex more then they like eating Jesus every Sunday

My Ex and I were both Virgins when we got married. In fact, we went to the Elders because we felt so bad for getting to 3rd base while dating.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 27, 2008, 11:26:52 pm
I am left with no other reason to believe but that we're AWESOME.

(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/Popec23/8.jpg)

This needs to be made an emoticon.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on July 28, 2008, 12:05:49 am
agreed.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 28, 2008, 12:56:52 am
Dear advice puppy,

There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?

Sincerely,
-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences

(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/7822/42ia5.jpg)

Thank you advice puppy!

A quick follow-up, if I may: Sometimes I shiver when I piss, is this normal? Is this some sort of STD?

(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5295/advicedoglisterineblankis4.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 30, 2008, 02:12:15 am
Yep, advice puppy = best thread ever.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on July 30, 2008, 12:00:25 pm
Yep, advice puppy = best thread ever.

A mittens icon should appear next to it on the thread list instead of the generic document symbol:

(http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/8724/foldericonon0.png)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 31, 2008, 12:26:23 pm
Dear advice puppy,

I was in mid cum when I noticed it was a shemale, what should I do?

(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6876/roflbotmqmbvc2.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 31, 2008, 12:43:23 pm
In response to the thread title

The police aren't real, people with uniforms and guns are.
-TGRR
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 31, 2008, 08:23:44 pm
Dear advice puppy,

I was in mid cum when I noticed it was a shemale, what should I do?

(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6876/roflbotmqmbvc2.jpg)
:mittens: to teh puppeh!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on July 31, 2008, 09:42:52 pm
I want to have that puppy's babies.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on July 31, 2008, 11:18:12 pm
Quote from: Agent Morris
Whassup with the razor blades? I don't think telling peeps to kills themselves cuz they're having probs is funny. 

Quote from: RWHN
You obviously took the wrong turn at Albequerque.

Quote from: Agent Morris
Rev. What are yuo talking about? :?

Quote from: RWHN
Nothing.  Did you know we have a pool on the roof?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 01, 2008, 03:08:29 am
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on August 01, 2008, 03:28:51 am
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 01, 2008, 03:44:20 am
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

you could grow it in a jar layed on it's side filled w/ gelatin.
like the way bill nye grew bacteria on his show way back in the day.
that's kinda gross.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 01, 2008, 04:36:34 am
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.

Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.

P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 01, 2008, 07:47:09 am
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

you could grow it in a jar layed on it's side filled w/ gelatin.
like the way bill nye grew bacteria on his show way back in the day.
that's kinda gross.

I fucking love Bill Nye.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 02, 2008, 06:52:29 am
apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


stinky.



Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Nast on August 02, 2008, 07:46:24 am
Yay science!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 02, 2008, 09:20:43 am
apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


stinky.





I know I will regret this...


How did you find this out? And WHY?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on August 02, 2008, 09:37:53 pm
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.

Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.

P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.
Last time I checked I was male.  Do I come off as girly?


Err... I mean, how dare you question my manhood!  :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Littlest Ubermensch on August 02, 2008, 11:42:48 pm
Hm. I just realized that I had always assumed you were a girl too. You're obviously infected with teh ghey.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 02, 2008, 11:49:26 pm
I always assume everyone is male until they say they aren't.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on August 02, 2008, 11:55:29 pm
I thought Vene was a guy.

The gender being filled in as "male" on the profile may have informed that decision somewhat...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 03, 2008, 12:33:43 am
apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


stinky.





I know I will regret this...


How did you find this out? And WHY?

lol, i watched the show
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on August 03, 2008, 02:28:35 am
Hm. I just realized that I had always assumed you were a girl too. You're obviously infected with teh ghey.
That's news to me, oh well.  If it's on the internets it must be true.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2008, 05:00:55 am
apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


stinky.





I know I will regret this...


How did you find this out? And WHY?

lol, i watched the show

OOHHHHHH I get it now!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 06, 2008, 05:05:59 pm
(And YES, sugar IS a drug, before you decide to say anything stupid))
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Reginald Ret on August 08, 2008, 11:56:43 pm
I love my country, but increasingly it feels like an abusive relationship. C'mon back, baby. It'll be different this time. No more queer baiting or warmongering or shitting on the poor. Just give me one more shot. Don't we have a good time together, baby? Don't we?

so America is one big Ike Turner?

Pretty much. And I have to keep telling the international community that I walked into a door.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 09, 2008, 12:07:02 am
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.

Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.

P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.
Last time I checked I was male.  Do I come off as girly?


Err... I mean, how dare you question my manhood!  :argh!:

It's cool dude, just go with it. Chicks dig girly men.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 09, 2008, 03:10:04 am
WHAT AM I FOR?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on August 09, 2008, 03:44:54 am
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.

Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.

P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.
Last time I checked I was male.  Do I come off as girly?


Err... I mean, how dare you question my manhood!  :argh!:

It's cool dude, just go with it. Chicks dig girly men.
Interesting, very interesting.  This may just work to my advantage.  Now, the real question is; does wearing a dress help or hinder my chances?

By the way, I find this more humorous than insulting
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on August 09, 2008, 04:01:04 am
The Chamber of Commerce, D.C. lobbyists, firms that rely on cheap labor and a host of "astroturf" front groups are building a war chest that could reach hundreds of millions of dollars in an effort to build a firewall against EFCA and other efforts to put a check on corporate power and rebuild a declining middle class. A recent report on the front page of the Wall Street Journal about how Wal-Mart -- the nation's largest employer -- is "mobilizing its store managers and department supervisors" in an effort to discourage its workers from voting Democratic this fall generated quite a bit of controversy. According to a report in the National Journal that received less attention, "several business-backed groups ... (including) two fledgling coalitions fighting labor-supported legislation and the conservative political group Freedom's Watch are trying to raise $100 million for issue advocacy and get-out-the-vote efforts to benefit about 10 GOP Senate races."

 :aww:

I love my country, but increasingly it feels like an abusive relationship. C'mon back, baby. It'll be different this time. No more queer baiting or warmongering or shitting on the poor. Just give me one more shot. Don't we have a good time together, baby? Don't we?

so America is one big Ike Turner?

Pretty much. And I have to keep telling the international community that I walked into a door.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 09, 2008, 09:48:45 am
Me too!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 14, 2008, 04:13:07 am
He had a heart attack or soemthing while running on a treadmill.

I hope his pubes got caught in the belt before he went lights out.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 15, 2008, 04:22:18 pm
I still don't see what the big deal with that photo is
from a purely psychoanalytical perspective, one might glean the following possibilities:

- The flag is presented backwards to whoever might be looking. This might not be a big issue by itself (at least it isn't upside-down) but one might point out that although the flag is presented backwards to the audience, to King George, the flag is presented in its proper orientation. This may indicate that Dubya is more concerned with the way things look to him than with how they look to others.

- The President is sitting much closer to the attractive girl on his left than to his wife.

- The grin on the First Lady's face can be described in no way except "obligatory." She is obviously much better than anyone else in the stadium.

- The President's arm and the First Lady's chest appear to have approximately the same freckle density, indicating they are in fact robots, covered in recycled skin from melanoma patients.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 16, 2008, 07:45:27 pm
Also, wade, learn to auto-rejoin breathe battery acid.

Fixed.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on August 28, 2008, 01:24:39 pm
(http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/6656/vietnamgo0.jpg)

WET WILLY OF DEATH!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on August 29, 2008, 03:56:22 pm
It should be noted that many PUMAs are Cougars.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on September 05, 2008, 03:33:50 pm
Well... I have recently started to worship the semi-colon as the One True Representative of Gods love for His People.

Heathen.  Ampersand is the one true lord. 

Blashphemy!  The true believers know where it's @.

:potd:

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/RHWNSEAL.jpg)

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on September 09, 2008, 04:33:58 am
"While you snooze and lose, I booze the Suus"?

"While you abstain, I'm bringin the Payne"?

"IF it chops you to piecus it's gotta be Risus (for breakfast)"
:argh!:
Doesn't rhyme!

Neither does "Tighten your sphincter, here comes Richter".
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 09, 2008, 04:36:08 am
Bahaha!
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 22, 2008, 09:55:16 pm
Is there a word for making a good point and using shitty examples?

"Discordianism."
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on September 29, 2008, 03:05:50 pm
WRATH isn't stored, if it isn't shat out on demand, it's worth NOTHING.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on September 30, 2008, 05:18:41 pm
Dear Wade,

You're an idiot.

Love,
LMNO
Dear LMNO,

Stop sending me Wade's mail.


Sincerely,
Risus


Dear LMNO,

Risus made it with a whale?

Warmly,
RWHN
Dear RWHN,

I got a whale in the mail?

Regards,

Kaousuu
Dear Suu,

You have a Whale Tail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_tail)?

Fappingly,
LMNO
Dear LMNO,

Yes I'd LOVE a tall ale!

Drunkenly,
Kaousuu


Dear RWHN,

Suu's whale ails. 
Will it fail?


Rhymetastically,
LMNO
Rev.WHN

Due to recent regulations and prohibitions, we no longer make anything out of whales.

Yours faithfully,
Risus
Dear Everyone,

wut?

Confusingly,
RWHN
Dearest Cainad,

We will try to stamp out this unfortunate trend.

Best Wishes,
RWHN
Dear Cainad,

Yuo fail.

Signed,
Kaousuu
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 30, 2008, 05:21:16 pm
 :cry:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 01, 2008, 09:46:49 pm
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/spag.gif)

now that make a bit more sense...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 02, 2008, 09:09:25 am
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/spag.gif)

now that make a bit more sense...

What in the cocking fuck!!!? :mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 02, 2008, 09:11:11 am
It's the little feet that get me.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on October 02, 2008, 11:11:06 am
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/spag.gif)

now that make a bit more sense...
HE IS TEH MESSIAH!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on October 02, 2008, 01:48:28 pm
Go SPEED WOMPER
Go SPEED WOMPER
Go SPEED WOMPER Go!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: fomenter on October 02, 2008, 08:15:38 pm
   
Re: POST YOUR YOUTUBE LINKS HERE, SPAGS!
Requiem
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8167533318153586646&hl=en

The correct and proper way to speak to a police officer.

 :potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on October 08, 2008, 03:37:45 pm
Of course, the problem is once people start thinking, they have this annoying habit of not stopping.  And before you know it, they're questioning the BBC and whether science is a culture-bound mode of thought and we've all become effete, latte-drinking postmodernists, tearing apart the foundations of Western rationality and replacing it with a nihilistic discourse of despair and the end of all grand narratives.

Or something.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on October 08, 2008, 07:08:47 pm
LMNO trying to hook up DCup:

(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2064/dcupmonsterzl2.png)



Sorry, no luck.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on October 09, 2008, 06:58:43 pm
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/TGRR.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on October 14, 2008, 02:32:01 pm
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/fs6c1-7.jpg)

Space bars, you spag.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on October 20, 2008, 04:46:07 pm
I lost all interest ITT after it was pointed out that I was compared to jamiroquai.

Someone else compared you to the Beatles, IIRC.

As for the Jamiroquai thing.... well..... Sorry, what else can I say?

I like Jamiroquai.

:|

You're just jealous of the canned heat. In my heels. Tonight. Baby.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 20, 2008, 04:48:06 pm
:lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on October 21, 2008, 01:01:06 pm
That sounds really neat. I never would have thought of neo-paganism as something that someone would take the time to research.

Neither do most neo-pagans.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Eve on October 24, 2008, 01:31:54 pm
And now Obama is open to talking to the Taliban. 

YOU SEE THAT?  DON'T FUCK WITH ME, EVEN OBAMA JUMPS WHEN I SAY "JUMP, BITCH"!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on October 29, 2008, 02:34:27 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
In case you're interested, I have a FASCINATING intestinal issue going on here.  I am outgassing like a CHAMP!  I swear to fucking God, I just farted IN COLOR!  And the last time I took a healthy shit?  Don't get me started.  I may need a new toilet.  I'm fairly certain I shat MY OWN BODY WEIGHT. 

It was one of those things, you know, like silence for the first 10 seconds or so, but then the powerful, thunderous farts start.  The volume of these rat-a-tat farts is incredible, along the lines of elk antlers clashing or a large tree cracking as it is felled.  There are rumors (unconfirmed) that local police have recorded these airbeefs at 103db.  Of course splattering sounds accompany these inhuman shit/air rumblings, and occasional a large volume of water/shit is heard to be splashed out on the floor.  The end of the BM is usually about a 45-second high pitch whiner fart, followed by 4 or 5 successive powershit deposits.  If you could put shit in those T-shirt cannons they use at sports arenas, and then shoot the shit into water at close range, then you could reproduce these splash sounds.  BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM.  You actually feel bad for the toilet after this.  All the while I sing Opera in response to exceptionally disgusting discharges.  The end of the experience is a muffled rubbing sound as I wipe with bath towels, and the occasional slapping sound as I swat the soiled towels against the bathroom wall, creating messes that populate Arizona lore regarding nightmare public restroom experiences.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2008, 02:48:04 am
What?  I had to go.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on October 29, 2008, 02:49:31 am
What?  I had to go.

Yes, that was part of it alright.  :lulz:  Twas a great post.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on November 04, 2008, 04:58:08 pm
Be happy, Like Bobby McFerrin used to be before Enrico made him personal fuckmuppet.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 05, 2008, 07:53:56 am
I want to create a pension to ban history from our schools.

Something about having to prep ourselves from time travelers who will use our own history books against us

or

 :?

See, this is why I don't show up very often these days.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 05, 2008, 06:06:39 pm
(Punch it, Hurb
Yo, I don't think we should talk about this
Come on, why not?
People might misunderstand what we're tryin' to say, you know?
No, but that's a part of life)

Come on

Let's talk about Sub Genii
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sects
Let's talk about sects
Let's talk about sects
Let's talk about sects

Let's talk about sects for now to the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sects on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin

Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop
She use what she got to get whatever she don't got
Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The chick was a hit because her body was boomin'
Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds
Nothin' she ever wore was ever common
Her dates heads of state, men of taste
Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her to get with
Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list
And believe me, you, it's as good as true
There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to
She had it all in the bag so she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
Thinkin' about the things that she never had
No love, just sects, followed next with a check and a note
That last night was dope

Let's talk about Sub Genii (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sects (come on)
Let's talk about sects (do it)
Let's talk about sects (uh-huh)
Let's talk about sects

Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about sects, all right

(Yo, Pep, I don't think they're gonna play this on the radio
And why not? Everybody has sects
I mean, everybody should be makin' love
Come on, how many guys you know make love?)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 11, 2008, 12:52:35 am
Greetings I am Vampire who seen the hate of vampires on and offline... I'm not talking roll playing people, but the real thing... Real Vampire Haters hurting Real Vampires... A girl can only do so muc offline in a small christian town to stop vampire hate, where she is only vampire... BUT she can try and perhaps make a difference online for Vampires... To stop the vampire hate online....
So this what this is... A Site and Group to stop Vampire Haters. Not through violence like Vampire Haters, who stalk and usually end up hurting the vampires, but by saying We will not be silent no longer! We have rights! No one should face any type hate due to color, race, religion, clothes, whatever... So why should we vampires put with the hate?

No we shouldn't. We should say, "No, we have rights, we have feelings, we will NOT be silent and let this happen!" People may snicker and say "Real vampires?" Yes, real vampires... We are hurt or stalked in real life and haters started taking their work online. I get e-mails from some haters and had to change my e-mail address several time.

First off I will state this now before anyone gets a little nervous- We will not use violence, we set ourselves with morals and better then those "hunters" and "stalkers". It's sick and twisted that a everyday person would hunt one of us all because we are different!!!

We have members and supporters... Vampires are very welcome to join, so are non-vampires... If you would not like to join, but maybe, support, we will be having some support banners made up soon... Until then look around... Remember- Vampires Have Rights Too, and shouldn't have put up with the hate!
 :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2008, 02:27:15 am
I'm all for anarchy. Here's how it's going to work - you're going to come running up to me with your designer dredlocks all waving around excitedly and a big dumbass grin on your pierced to fuck face and tell me that "We Won!" and "The system has been destroyed"

and I'm going to slit your throat, steal anything cool you might have about your person and hang you up to bleed and cure.

Yay anarchy!  :evil:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2008, 08:02:55 am
Fursecution ITT.

NEVER AGAIN THE FUR-NING TIMES!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on November 13, 2008, 06:04:45 pm
From now on, anytime someone whines and gets their vag all sandy about how we treat n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc....

...I will log in as The Mgt and execute a n00b at random.

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(srsly, three pages of replies and i'm the first to do this? i really expected that the generic statement of "next time somebody X i threaten to Y" is the discordian equivalent of tying bacon to a cat)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 13, 2008, 06:22:34 pm
:aaa:

Wow.

....


Are you sure this isn't satire?

....

I guess satire is over then. Reality has made it obsolete.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 18, 2008, 08:27:04 pm
We built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
Built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll

Say you don't know me or recognize my avatar
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of skanky bar
Knee deep in the Hoopla [I didn't even need to edit that word!!] stinking of your shite
Too many runaways beating up the Lamanite

St. Aini plays the race card, so we flame the retard, don't you remember
We built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll

We built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
Built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll

Someone always using inappropriate names,
Who cares? They're always cleaning unknown stains
We just want to dance a wango tango with the gays
They call us elitist retards, we won't be the ones tazed

Pinecone posts punctuation, it smells of flatulation , dont you remember
We built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll

We built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
Built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll

Its just another poster, his ignorance is sweet
Roger has got the choke hold, oh then we just beat our meat

Who counts the numbers underneath the avatar
Who rides the short bus to Hustles pizza bar
Don't tell us you need us, cos we're the ship of tools
Looking for America, or another herd of fools

(I'm looking out over that Apple Talk fudge
Inside on another gorgeous sunny Saturday, not seein' that all my socks are sticky)

Don't you remember (member)(member)

(what's your sex position, pork shoulder, you fuckin' pussy
The forum filled with ghey, the forum that fucks socks, the forum lies with sheep)

Luke Klok Kaos peddles porn, and we don't care any more, don't you remember
We built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll

We built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
Built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
Built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
Built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll

(we built, we built this forum) built this forum (we built, we built this forum)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Manta Obscura on November 18, 2008, 09:32:14 pm
Came across an old post that made me laugh while doing IPD research. Context removed:

When I was like 8 I honestly believed that the toilet was alive and that it loved eating my poos. I hung out with it and talked to it when I thought it was lonely. I think my personality today still sort of reflects that.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on November 19, 2008, 01:58:37 am
What the fuck?

Are WOW people basically a type of furry?

furries are sexual deviants.
wow people are the absence of anything remotely sexual so I would say no.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sister_Gothique on November 20, 2008, 02:45:52 am
if this is the way canadian military always behaves, no wonder nobody invites them to the really glorious wars.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Manta Obscura on November 20, 2008, 02:51:21 pm
Hey, um.. Wade?

I know we haven't really spoken before, and maybe this will seem unfounded and very sudden, but I can't go on living this lie, admiring you from the shadows where I skulk. In the short time I have been following your posts here I think, well, I think I have fallen madly and deeply in love with you.
I find your little noggin to be just the most adorable thing I've ever seen, and though you seem to not always get along perfectly with the other posters here, I find that throughout all the drama you maintain a charm and dignity that is second to none.

I adore you unashamedly and I want to announce my passion to the whole world. I want to climb a mountain and scream my love for you for all to hear. I want to wrap my gangly arms around your sweet little face and hold you close to me forever. And, just in case you're at all up for it, I'll just let it be known here and now that I wouldn't be totally against the idea of lubing up your head real good and seeing if it would fit through my quivering, puckering sphincter.

I don't know how you will react to this, and I don't really expect or want anything from you, except I strongly hope that you keep up the good work. I'm not even gay, but a chap like you can really turn a guy's head.

I just really thought it was time I let you know.
I'm here for you, and my balls yearn to bounce on your chin

bones,
  embracing his real feelings for the first time, and feeling all tingly
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 20, 2008, 04:09:42 pm
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu☆ns on November 29, 2008, 03:48:45 am
Came across an old post that made me laugh while doing IPD research. Context removed:

When I was like 8 I honestly believed that the toilet was alive and that it loved eating my poos. I hung out with it and talked to it when I thought it was lonely. I think my personality today still sort of reflects that.



i remember that!  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 02, 2008, 06:29:13 pm
And then, I said to Henry Kissinger "Prof Chomsky raises a very good point, what is your response"?  And Dr Kissinger said "why are you asking a zombie about our 1960s policy to Indonesia?  Braaaaaaaaaains"  And he started to screw the top of Chomsky's head off, while Brezinski was still droning on about Russia and the exceptional circumstances of the emergency and ate his brains, right in front of the audience

And then I woke up

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on December 03, 2008, 11:10:30 am
I heard they edited a really juciy sex scene out of 'Twilight'.....


.....fangs for the mammary.



 :D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on December 10, 2008, 05:28:25 pm
CERTAINLY.

IT STEMS BACK TO JUST AFTER WHEN I WAS ASSEMBLED IN BETHESDA FROM SPARE PARTS.

I WAS BEING TRAINED AS AN OPRATIVE OF PROJECT "BITCHHAMMER", LIVING IN AN OLD SHIPPING CONTAINER ON THE JERSEY SHORE, HUNTING GEESE WITH A CROWBAR AND A NAILGUN FOR FOOD.

THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.  IF YOU HURT YOUR FOOT TRIPPING OVER THE ANVIL, TURN ON THE LIGHT NEXT TIME.

ACTUALLY DON'T.  YOU MIGHT SCARE THE GRUE AWAY.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 13, 2008, 04:52:02 pm
"Grandma, tell us a story."

"Okay, once there was a..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwVyXgbaXHs&feature=related

yup, still laughin about it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on December 14, 2008, 02:15:26 am
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Manta Obscura on December 15, 2008, 03:09:52 pm
WADE'S HAMSTER DANCE!!!
Right-click here and open in new window... (http://maddohattaa.levelup.dk/Music/b/hamsterdance.mp3)
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on December 17, 2008, 12:09:39 am
Determination ran in the family, although one might argue paranoia, that perpetually crippling offspring of the "healthy imagination" he'd possessed as a child, was just as common in what his father half-jokingly referred to as "the clan."  Sitting before his school principal, the confidence he wore seconds ago melted when he realized he hadn't prepared a coherent way of presenting his argument.  The time for such things having passed, he proceeded, "I want to create a pention to ban history from our school, or something to protect us from time travelers who might use our own history against us, or...?"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: fomenter on December 17, 2008, 12:31:11 am
Determination ran in the family, although one might argue paranoia, that perpetually crippling offspring of the "healthy imagination" he'd possessed as a child, was just as common in what his father half-jokingly referred to as "the clan."  Sitting before his school principal, the confidence he wore seconds ago melted when he realized he hadn't prepared a coherent way of presenting his argument.  The time for such things having passed, he proceeded, "I want to create a pention to ban history from our school, or something to protect us from time travelers who might use our own history against us, or...?"
:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2008, 12:39:08 am
Determination ran in the family, although one might argue paranoia, that perpetually crippling offspring of the "healthy imagination" he'd possessed as a child, was just as common in what his father half-jokingly referred to as "the clan."  Sitting before his school principal, the confidence he wore seconds ago melted when he realized he hadn't prepared a coherent way of presenting his argument.  The time for such things having passed, he proceeded, "I want to create a pention to ban history from our school, or something to protect us from time travelers who might use our own history against us, or...?"

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 17, 2008, 12:39:52 am
EoC wins the forum for the day.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on December 20, 2008, 03:41:45 pm
you mean there wasn't really a race of giants?

Yes there was.  But they all ran off and became the 1986 Bears.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on December 23, 2008, 03:52:22 am
 
Have you ever run into another discordian on the street? How did you know? How did you break the ice? What did you do?

I KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND STOLE HIS IPOD.

NOW CHEF IS BUSY ERASING FRANZ FERDINAND TUNES.

:digtbk:

:hammer:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on December 23, 2008, 06:02:46 pm
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8889/roflbotyb6pls1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Manta Obscura on December 24, 2008, 02:04:42 pm
LMNO: Cowboy.


(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6867/lmnocowboyvg5.jpg)

Did Someone says cowboy?

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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on December 27, 2008, 03:56:48 am
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8889/roflbotyb6pls1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
LAIL WERE INTERNUT INFAMOUS!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on December 28, 2008, 11:28:57 am
link to thread please? I'm a couple of days behind in reading posts, and I fear I'll miss the original
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on December 30, 2008, 12:42:35 am
fnordy just sent me this (http://www.99chan.org/b/src/122990911248.jpg) (NSFW) it's epic

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on December 30, 2008, 01:09:01 am
OH GOD
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on December 30, 2008, 01:09:50 am
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on December 30, 2008, 04:06:29 am
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on December 30, 2008, 01:58:28 pm
lmnoswanlake:

(http://i40.tinypic.com/2d7tu80.gif)

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on December 30, 2008, 03:44:18 pm
fnordy just sent me this (http://www.99chan.org/b/src/122990911248.jpg) (NSFW) it's epic



Pwned.  I've been banned from 99chan.  I had them down for a healthy dose of granny porn, but hadn't actually got around to it, so I can only assume someone else got hit with the banhammer and I'm collateral.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Planeswalker on January 05, 2009, 03:57:19 pm
I once swaffeled the Leaning Tower of Pisa.  Or, as they called it back then, the Tower of Pisa.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2009, 02:48:33 am
Not as bad as the stupid bitches who are to afraid of THE EVIL RED MENACE to make sure that the banking industry doesn't fuck everything up

And so?  Burning down the house doesn't hurt the bank a bit.  In fact, it HELPS.  Insurance comes back as liquid assets.  In effect, you paid off the mortgage with insurance, and you get a free ticket to prison.

Edit:  Also, when calling people stupid, remember that, in this case, it's "too stupid", not "to stupid".  Just saying.



Im not saying that they should burn down the house It's a stupid idea.

I'll keep that in mind

Um...

If the bank foreclosed on my home I would burn it down to get revenge.



I was a different man a couple of hours ago


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 06, 2009, 11:16:30 am
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/1196341729011.gif)

Make this a smiley FFS
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 06, 2009, 12:08:29 pm
            :fap:
         :fap::fap:
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   :fap::fap::fap::fap:
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
 :fap::fap:   :fap::fap:

Best post evar!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 06, 2009, 12:09:40 pm
wtf did you do to my testicle?

edit: Oh, never mind, I mangled that myself...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 06, 2009, 01:09:23 pm
wtf did you do to my testicle?

edit: Oh, never mind, I mangled that myself...

Humbly request permission to quote this, out of context, whenever the opportunity arises?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on January 07, 2009, 09:29:55 pm
its still a little bent
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: bds on January 07, 2009, 10:02:07 pm
its still a little bent

Following P3nT's lead, can i quote YUO saying this for ever and ever till the end of your days?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on January 07, 2009, 10:26:47 pm
only if you keep that wig on :fap:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: bds on January 07, 2009, 10:45:00 pm
only if you keep that wig on :fap:

Kay.

Wait, you mean the pink one?
That's not a wig.

This is all me.

Who's fapping now, bitch?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 09, 2009, 03:08:16 am
wtf did you do to my testicle?

edit: Oh, never mind, I mangled that myself...

Humbly request permission to quote this, out of context, whenever the opportunity arises?

It might actually be funnier in context.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on January 11, 2009, 11:39:15 am
I don't know about you, but after sex, I feel a strong urge to wipe the feces off my chest.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 11, 2009, 05:24:30 pm
 :lulz:


Also,
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How Electric Six amuses me!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on January 12, 2009, 07:52:57 am
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: bds on January 12, 2009, 12:33:24 pm
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/livingmold95/83WetBunniesLookWeird.jpg)

Awwww, that's just harsh.

BUNNY ABUSER!!!!!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on January 12, 2009, 02:21:02 pm
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on January 13, 2009, 01:17:15 am
its not abuse hes still got his feet
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 14, 2009, 04:35:37 am
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 

my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?!  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on January 14, 2009, 04:58:35 pm
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 

my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?!  :lulz:


How long you been here, Squiddy?  (short answer:  No.)  :D

RWHN needs a compendium, seriously.  The Bring n Brag fread doesn't catch half of this.  My favorite bits are when it gets contagious or RWHN is gone from the board it and people break out in spontaneous punnage on their own.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on January 14, 2009, 05:08:37 pm
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 

my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?!  :lulz:


How long you been here, Squiddy?  (short answer:  No.)  :D

RWHN needs a compendium, seriously.  The Bring n Brag fread doesn't catch half of this.  My favorite bits are when it gets contagious or RWHN is gone from the board it and people break out in spontaneous punnage on their own.

I enjoy those as well.  The Cheese thread in particular was epic.  It made me weep a little. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 14, 2009, 05:09:52 pm
oh man, the cheese thread

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 05:18:51 pm
cheese puns we  :lulz: 'ed we :cry: 'ed we  :argh!: ,  it had it all..
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on January 15, 2009, 03:40:37 am
See?  It's pure talent.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 15, 2009, 06:14:30 am
Well, there's that, but just look at Paul Simon's neck.

He's turning into one of H.P. Lovecraft's fish-men from Innsmouth.

What do you mean "turning"?

You know what happens if you play "You Can Call Me Al" backwards, right?

That's right.  R'ley surfaces and Cthulu eats everyone.

(http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/family-cthulhu.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on January 15, 2009, 10:52:31 am
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 

my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?!  :lulz:


How long you been here, Squiddy?  (short answer:  No.)  :D

RWHN needs a compendium, seriously.  The Bring n Brag fread doesn't catch half of this.  My favorite bits are when it gets contagious or RWHN is gone from the board it and people break out in spontaneous punnage on their own.

I enjoy those as well.  The Cheese thread in particular was epic.  It made me weep a little. 

i remember a longer while ago when we broke into pun-offs so often, people complained about it :mrgreen:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on January 15, 2009, 11:10:10 am
Yes, I remember that too.  I've had very few tiffs with people while I've been here but I remember that particular one. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on January 15, 2009, 05:57:11 pm
Pshaw!  Punnage happens. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 11:25:14 pm
 :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on January 15, 2009, 11:43:31 pm
:argh!:

:D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on January 19, 2009, 12:02:21 am
The idea behind the Technological Singularity is that once that happens, so much stuff could happen in any given timespan that any kind of meaningful prediction about the future of human affairs becomes impossible.  Once we're in the Singularity, for instance, a wi-fi brain network of students in Argentina on intelligence boosting drugs could produce an entire new field of mathematics while you're sleeping, which is applied by the Berkeley-Microsoft Xbox Live Protein Stability Computation Grid to invent a protein that synthesizes a high-powered fuel out of topsoil and salt water.  Because of advances that make the internet more efficient at circulating useful information, every business-minded biologist in New Euromerica switches on his Synthavirus Gene Lab and transmutes a tub of yeast into a tub full of yeast that makes cheap fuel out of dirt and salt water.  An architect realizes that the aluminum bars in every persons' prefabbed home could now be used as a very powerful railgun, mentions this to an engineering forum, and within an hour the brain network in Argentina (who has now solved mathematics, and is quite bored) comes up with a way to quickly and turn any house into a rail-gun launched spaceship.  By this time P&G has switched from biowarfare to energy production and is making a killing selling 1.2 jigga-amps to every house in the world.  One Hundred and Seventeen, the premier magazine for hip youngsters just out of their first century, runs an article on space fashions mentioning this new development, causing people all over the world people to press the "Reconfigure" button on their houses to convert them into space ships and take off for the moon.  Unfortunately, the Neo-Feynman uses the new math and lucky guesses to crack every encryption algorithm in the world, revealing every deep-cover troll used by the Department of Motor Vehicles, leading Senator Chuck Norris, /b/-Canada, to call for a purge of the hated DMV trolls.  Firefights break out all over the world, as roughly 50% of the population is a DMV troll.  The fighting extends to the flash mob on the moon, which manages to form a Lunar Government only after all the next-gen fusion bombs have already been launched.

At this point you wake up, and are very, very confused as to a) where all the topsoil has got to, and b) why there are 500 people dressed as 1920's business men dueling with power drills in your back yard.  Then a large radioactive chunk of what was formerly the moon falls on them, and you are merely left to wonder where all the top soil went.

So if somebody asked you if any given event was going to happen tomorrow, the best you could have done would have been to flip a coin.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on January 19, 2009, 08:01:34 am
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/7213/612gv9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on January 20, 2009, 11:53:49 am
the purpose of the DHS postergasm campaign should be to get the government to release a statement saying "just because somebody puts up signs with an official-looking logo doesn't mean you need to obey them."
Shit yes.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on January 20, 2009, 02:29:11 pm
The idea behind the Technological Singularity is that once that happens, so much stuff could happen in any given timespan that any kind of meaningful prediction about the future of human affairs becomes impossible.  Once we're in the Singularity, for instance, a wi-fi brain network of students in Argentina on intelligence boosting drugs could produce an entire new field of mathematics while you're sleeping, which is applied by the Berkeley-Microsoft Xbox Live Protein Stability Computation Grid to invent a protein that synthesizes a high-powered fuel out of topsoil and salt water.  Because of advances that make the internet more efficient at circulating useful information, every business-minded biologist in New Euromerica switches on his Synthavirus Gene Lab and transmutes a tub of yeast into a tub full of yeast that makes cheap fuel out of dirt and salt water.  An architect realizes that the aluminum bars in every persons' prefabbed home could now be used as a very powerful railgun, mentions this to an engineering forum, and within an hour the brain network in Argentina (who has now solved mathematics, and is quite bored) comes up with a way to quickly and turn any house into a rail-gun launched spaceship.  By this time P&G has switched from biowarfare to energy production and is making a killing selling 1.2 jigga-amps to every house in the world.  One Hundred and Seventeen, the premier magazine for hip youngsters just out of their first century, runs an article on space fashions mentioning this new development, causing people all over the world people to press the "Reconfigure" button on their houses to convert them into space ships and take off for the moon.  Unfortunately, the Neo-Feynman uses the new math and lucky guesses to crack every encryption algorithm in the world, revealing every deep-cover troll used by the Department of Motor Vehicles, leading Senator Chuck Norris, /b/-Canada, to call for a purge of the hated DMV trolls.  Firefights break out all over the world, as roughly 50% of the population is a DMV troll.  The fighting extends to the flash mob on the moon, which manages to form a Lunar Government only after all the next-gen fusion bombs have already been launched.

At this point you wake up, and are very, very confused as to a) where all the topsoil has got to, and b) why there are 500 people dressed as 1920's business men dueling with power drills in your back yard.  Then a large radioactive chunk of what was formerly the moon falls on them, and you are merely left to wonder where all the top soil went.

So if somebody asked you if any given event was going to happen tomorrow, the best you could have done would have been to flip a coin.


That was amazing.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on January 29, 2009, 01:00:43 am
YOUR 50 POST GIFT IS ON ITS WAY!

(http://aftermathnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/trident_missile_launch.jpg)

(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/370/1244xw4.jpg)

(http://teacherseducation.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/shocked-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on January 29, 2009, 01:45:47 am
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on January 29, 2009, 02:34:03 am
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/47/sdjfhsdew5.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 29, 2009, 03:10:08 am
:spittake:

oh shit, that's fucking CLASSIC.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2009, 11:26:37 pm
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/47/sdjfhsdew5.gif)


 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on February 02, 2009, 02:09:07 am
One of my many lailtastic exchanges with PKLS

Quote from: Cain
Quote from: PrincessKLS
You recieve what you carry out Cain.

And how dare you be such an asshole to Prince William and his family.

Crazy stalkers?  How do I carry them out?  I mean, sure I work out, but even then I could probably carry out a maximum of two, so long as the door was nearby and they were small stalkers....

Easily.  Prince Willy's grandad had his momma iced by MI6.  See how simple it is?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on February 02, 2009, 03:37:16 pm
She is STILL bugging you?   :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on February 02, 2009, 03:44:57 pm
No, this is old.  It just made me laff.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on February 05, 2009, 04:24:45 pm
More old skool POTD:



Welcome to America.

Thanks!  Here, have some smallpox.

I have no immunities to your horrid diseases!

My bad.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu☆ns on February 06, 2009, 07:12:45 am
LOL pkls.  she even started that whole TCC thing in the first place...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on February 06, 2009, 05:55:05 pm
LOL pkls.  she even started that whole TCC thing in the first place...

Dude, I totally forgot about that.  :lulz: 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on February 12, 2009, 04:00:00 am
The OP is mired in Cartesian duality and ego-identification.

Did you really just say that?

Your mom is mired in dicks.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2009, 04:24:38 am
The OP is mired in Cartesian duality and ego-identification.

Did you really just say that?

Your mom is mired in dicks.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 12, 2009, 04:25:42 am
i loved that so much i read it out loud to Mr Squid.
he chuckled too.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2009, 04:52:27 am
i loved that so much i read it out loud to Mr Squid.
he chuckled too.

 :lulz: We're juvenile!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 12, 2009, 04:58:48 am
so what!
now gimme back my pony, or i'll pull your hair.








;)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2009, 05:05:58 am
HERE IS A PONY FOR YOU:  :hosrie:

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 12, 2009, 05:30:33 am
 :lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on February 13, 2009, 12:53:03 pm
I fucking love my balls.

My balls are like two mighty quails eggs, held in a wrinkly bag of holding, made from elephant skin. My balls are like two clusters of walnuts, hanging proud from an erect tree branch. The sheer majesty of my nards can only be matched by a chance sighting of the Queen, passing by in all Her Royal finery. My nuts, are worshiped as mighty spunk filled gods by all who behold them.

Often, small children stop and point, and go "mother? what is that?" to which their mother reply's, "hush child. turn your eyes from the GLORY of all that is good and holy. for over there, are Broken AI's magical bollocks of goodness. Like the perfect mean, they represent an underpinning of things that we cannot comprehend..."

My balls have had mighty operas wrote in their name, have caused great wars to churn the dirt assunder and kill legions of men. My scrote is National Trust Heritage site. There are tours from 9am till 3pm on Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays (mothers union bake sale Friday).

My dangly jangly sack has been mistook, upon first glance, by many a fair maiden to be a Faberge egg set. The Chinese covet them, as they hear that dried minced BAI balls make a fine aphrodisiac.

All in all, I love my balls. As do others.

They are my gift to the world.

Like jesus or something.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 13, 2009, 03:52:14 pm
*shrug* I'm basically done at this point.

Its all just slinging insults over an argument from someone who fails so hard at getting it. Of course, she barged in here not knowing the context of this rant (which is very different than an essay)  whatsoever. I can take shit out of context and make it mean whatever I want too. Are we amazed yet? No. That's not likely to change either.
I'm new here, I didn't know the context of the rant, and I still got what Nigel was going for.

I guess since DK is the self-proclaimed smartest person here, that means if he reads a post one way and everyone else reads it another, then his understanding is obviously correct and everyone else's understanding, including the author's, is mistaken.  The self-proclaimed smartest person can never be wrong, so if anyone disagrees it must be because we are too stupid to understand that he's right.  Everyone is stupid except DK.

Arguing against him is like arguing against the time cube guy.  -1 x -1 = +1 is stupid and evil.

--
@LMNO  :mittens:

He has discovered the true hidden meaning of the text through semiotic engagement in its imagery and use of language, which mere peasants such as you and myself could never hope to accomplish.  Roland Barthes is quietly weeping somewhere, but his ilk will suffer the worst, when DK and his structuralist hordes overrun the halls of academia and cast out the post-structuralists from the temple.  Begone, ye defilers!  We shall have no destablization of text here.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Pariah on February 14, 2009, 09:05:40 pm
Not everyone is live in Amerikkka like you, motherfuck. I could stab you in face and get rewarded with the medal.

In my country we are kill pompous bbadori like you in front of jubilant crowd at Juche tower.

Try go crying to you capitalist master when KWP secret service is treat you like filthy "intellectual" dog enemy of the invincible Corean people that you are.

(http://i42.tinypic.com/33wxlhs.jpg)

Is you on left.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2009, 09:08:15 pm
damn you beat me to it
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: bds on February 15, 2009, 01:43:40 pm
I fucking love my balls.

My balls are like two mighty quails eggs, held in a wrinkly bag of holding, made from elephant skin. My balls are like two clusters of walnuts, hanging proud from an erect tree branch. The sheer majesty of my nards can only be matched by a chance sighting of the Queen, passing by in all Her Royal finery. My nuts, are worshiped as mighty spunk filled gods by all who behold them.

Often, small children stop and point, and go "mother? what is that?" to which their mother reply's, "hush child. turn your eyes from the GLORY of all that is good and holy. for over there, are Broken AI's magical bollocks of goodness. Like the perfect mean, they represent an underpinning of things that we cannot comprehend..."

My balls have had mighty operas wrote in their name, have caused great wars to churn the dirt assunder and kill legions of men. My scrote is National Trust Heritage site. There are tours from 9am till 3pm on Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays (mothers union bake sale Friday).

My dangly jangly sack has been mistook, upon first glance, by many a fair maiden to be a Faberge egg set. The Chinese covet them, as they hear that dried minced BAI balls make a fine aphrodisiac.

All in all, I love my balls. As do others.

They are my gift to the world.

Like jesus or something.



 :mittens: :lulz:#

I just love the way he just compared testicles to Jesus.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on February 16, 2009, 09:47:42 pm
Quote from: Not Necessarily Who I Claim To Be
You guys will have lost the only person here who seems to have a clue about Discordianism, but alas,
:fnord: ⠓⠔ ⠎ :fnord:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 16, 2009, 09:49:32 pm
holy shit where is that from?
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on February 19, 2009, 04:33:29 am
DK, I like fisting men.

Depending on how you feel about it, it might be a beautiful, trusting, intimate interaction.

Or, you might feel terribly violated.

Depending on your mindset.

So you get my point then, right?


Yes; that finding you, physically pinning you and shoving my hand up your ass while you struggle and cry is basically no different an experience for you than consensual fisting, other than being non-consensual.

Oh wait. Is that really your point? Because it's really stupid. Biologically, me sticking my hand in your ass is the same whether it's consensual or non-consensual. The difference lies in whether you WANT me to stick my hand up your ass; in the way you experience it, whether you resist, whether I have to force you, and a plethora of other differences.

Isn't that true of nearly everything we experience in life?

You impotent, overcompensating dipshit.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on February 20, 2009, 03:33:51 am
I'd find it kind of funny if someone had an alt named "alt".

Actually, now that I've typed that out I don't find it very funny at all.

Thank you for share, slow-wit pig fucker.

It's about time you showed up.  How the fuck do I get rid of these fucking worms I caught at your party?  They're sort of burrowing around my flesh like "Tremors" crossed with "Big Busted Butt Babes III".

Get rid of?

Okay, just reduce the fucking population.  The little bastards have starting singing "The Internationalle", and yesterday, a tiny black flag popped out of my penis.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on February 20, 2009, 04:26:26 pm
I looked at the thumbnail and said to myself "It appears to be a close-up of a woman inserting something into her vagina" so I clicked on it.  :x

made me LOL
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on February 23, 2009, 03:05:25 pm
I seem to only date girls with Bi-polar or Borderline Personality Disorder. Perfectly sane women are boring.

ALL women are nuts. They just come in degrees.

They come in degrees?

Well that explains why all my girlfriends keep telling me "that was a masterful fuck".

If you see yo momma on a road, make space, cuz man that's one fat chick.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Aufenthatt on February 26, 2009, 11:08:29 pm
I'd find it kind of funny if someone had an alt named "alt".

Actually, now that I've typed that out I don't find it very funny at all.

Thank you for share, slow-wit pig fucker.

It's about time you showed up.  How the fuck do I get rid of these fucking worms I caught at your party?  They're sort of burrowing around my flesh like "Tremors" crossed with "Big Busted Butt Babes III".

Get rid of?

Okay, just reduce the fucking population.  The little bastards have starting singing "The Internationalle", and yesterday, a tiny black flag popped out of my penis.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on March 03, 2009, 01:53:59 am
                Cause Spags in the Hood, we always Lard. 
                Come trolling that trash and we'll mock you hard.
                Ain't nothing in life but to post legit. 
                Don't quote my post, I ain't said shit.
                                           \
(http://sinmonkey.com/files/KParka.jpg)

No recollection of what that was about.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 03, 2009, 09:07:40 pm
That goes beyond "stupid." Do we even have a word for idiocy of that magnitude?

Government


:lulz: :potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on March 05, 2009, 09:46:51 pm
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e168/ZLB/ganstaspag.jpg)

i dont like the font
Do you think arial italic would be better?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on March 07, 2009, 04:53:44 am
My boobs abruptly grew. A whole size. Without me gaining weight.
That happens to all girls. It's called, "puberty."

It's also called "Pregnancy".

I had my last kid five years ago, and I'm quite definitely not pregnant. Boob growth has happened in the last six months.

Now what, Einstein?
Hail Eris?

Fair enough.

Mod Edit: Hit modify instead of quote. Yes I fail.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 07, 2009, 10:36:42 am
My boobs abruptly grew. A whole size. Without me gaining weight.
That happens to all girls. It's called, "puberty."

It's also called "Pregnancy".

I had my last kid five years ago, and I'm quite definitely not pregnant. Boob growth has happened in the last six months.

Now what, Einstein?

Now you have tumors.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 07, 2009, 05:06:44 pm
BOOB TUMORS!  :lulz:

If I end up with breast cancer this will be a lot less funny.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: fomenter on March 07, 2009, 05:16:15 pm
loA all men are always trying to attract bigger boobs , i am glad to see its working...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 07, 2009, 07:57:22 pm
loA all men are always trying to attract bigger boobs , i am glad to see its working...

 :? demonstrated by the fact that I have no men?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: fomenter on March 07, 2009, 08:03:37 pm
your picture is on the Internet , every man that sees it will remember/fantasize about it having had bigger boobs than it really does, loA your boobs get bigger to conform with their  mental images/beliefs about your boob size.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 07, 2009, 10:50:19 pm
your picture is on the Internet , every man that sees it will remember/fantasize about it having had bigger boobs than it really does, loA your boobs get bigger to conform with their  mental images/beliefs about your boob size.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 11, 2009, 05:56:16 pm
"i see a black sillouette of a goth, kick 'im in, kick 'im in, let us take all of his money, all his fucking maykup very very frightning me"




epic song    :mrgreen:

You may notice a faint humming in the abckground noise wherever you are.  It's not tinitus, it's Freddie Mercury hitting 1500 RPM in his grave.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on March 15, 2009, 07:07:02 pm
Tee hee, thats so funny DC  :lol: :wink: Did I tell you about when my hubby served in Vietnam? :p :fap: Also, I have a kid!  A kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid and he's mine  :evil: :?  Now I've gotta go stir some shit up ont he boards, brb  :fnord: :oops:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2009, 07:07:38 pm
Tee hee, thats so funny DC  :lol: :wink: Did I tell you about when my hubby served in Vietnam? :p :fap: Also, I have a kid!  A kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid and he's mine  :evil: :?  Now I've gotta go stir some shit up ont he boards, brb  :fnord: :oops:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on March 15, 2009, 07:17:44 pm
last sentence killed me
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2009, 07:25:03 pm
last sentence killed me

He summed up thousands of posts in 5 sentences.  Amazing.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on March 15, 2009, 11:30:21 pm
The page after that has additional lol  8)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on March 17, 2009, 04:30:21 pm
Quote from: A+ Moyel
THE ONLY BAD THING IS TO NOT BE CIRCUMCISED.

Not so. I find my foreskin has a myriad of uses around the home. Right now, I am using it to hold the pen steady while I write a letter to my Grandmother. This way I can drink and type at the same time.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 17, 2009, 10:38:14 pm
FACT: As part of their training, Secret Service officers must watch Season Five of 24.  If they laugh even once at the implausibility of the entire plot, they are automatically failed the course.

Its the same way you get into the Catholic church.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on March 21, 2009, 09:20:50 pm
OH MY GOD WAHT IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT

Your potty mouth will not be tolerated at my nice, wholesome family forum  :argh!:

http://p3nt4gr4m.com/boards/index.php?topic=279.msg1772#msg1772 (http://p3nt4gr4m.com/boards/index.php?topic=279.msg1772#msg1772)

I have the original safe and sound. Sacrifice your firstborn in my name and I might be persuaded to give it you back  :lulz:























P3NT:
I WILL DESTROY YOUR FACE WITH MY BALLS
MY BALLS CANNOT BE STOPPED
THEY CANNOT EVEN BE CONTAINED YOU FUCK

EAT A PLANET OF SHIT
POPULATION: YOU


DICKBALLS
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 22, 2009, 06:33:53 pm
(http://5.media.tumblr.com/RAyRemclel7s8ff7zkp4AMVuo1_500.jpg)

Hey!  I said put in a dryer sheet.

 :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 09:13:03 pm
I contend that, with few exceptions, forums suck, and are the domain of hacks.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Pariah on March 24, 2009, 01:23:01 am
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has forums. And those forums have to be guarded by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Dr. Hoopla? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lysergic and you curse the Trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Lysergic's browbeating, while tragic, probably saved intrigue. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves intrigue...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum. You need me on that forum. We use words like flame, troll, pwn...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very lulz I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and post a flame. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on March 24, 2009, 02:53:13 am
This thread is mired in Cartesian dualism.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on April 07, 2009, 03:25:59 pm
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!

Were you talking about humans, or earwigs?

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 09, 2009, 03:07:20 pm
"Gerald was homophobic. He had a deep hatred and detestation of homosexuality, which he regarded as a disgusting perversion and a flagrant transgression of natural law....'There are no homosexual witches, and it is not possible to be a homosexual and a witch' Gerald almost shouted. No one argued with him."
           -Lois Bourne, (one of the High Priestesses of the Bricket Wood coven) Dancing with Witches. (2006)

Gerald Gardner prolly had no opinion about homosexuality either way, right up until Crowley came in his mouth  :lulz:

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on April 09, 2009, 07:57:41 pm
Yatto Dobbs waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were virgins in the forum. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to The Mgt were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Yatto was a Prison Bitch for fifty posts. When he was young he watched the internets and he said to dad "I want to be on the internets daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY HIMEOBS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the internet forum base of PD he knew there were virgins.
"This is Faust" the radio crackered. "You must fight the virgins!"
So Yatto gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the virgins
"I will shoot at him" said the cybervirgin and he fired the rocket missiles. Yatto plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the virgins" he shouted
The radio said "No, Yatto. You are the virgins"
And then Yatto was enlightened.

:potd:
  :oops:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 09, 2009, 10:38:15 pm
Did I ever tell you about the time TTM took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally TTM takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a halfuntil sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground.

TTM yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found 'em!"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on April 11, 2009, 10:02:16 pm
 :fnord:
|̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ HE̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡waits beh̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̔̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚҉̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ind the w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉all Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ will s҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̕̚̕̚ing ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̔̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ the҉҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ song that҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ends the w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚orld

YOU CANNOT RUN
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚        ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚
YOU CANNOT HIDE

H҉҉҉E҉ CO̚̕̚̚̕̚MES!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on April 16, 2009, 12:20:50 am
Oh holy fucking cuntchrist. My right eyeball is twitching. Oh, I fucking hate you all. I hope each and every one of you washes your hands in a public restroom in which the bag in the soap dispenser has been replaced by a full colostomy bag.

And wade, I swear to fucking testicles that if you pollute my inbox again with your fucking whining I will personally email your picture to every Afghani militant I know with the words "THIS MAN HAS THE GAY FOR ALLAH" printed on it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 17, 2009, 05:03:39 pm
 :lulz:

STD,
wonders how many Afghani militants ECH knoas...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 17, 2009, 09:27:04 pm
Quote
at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Pariah on April 18, 2009, 05:57:00 pm
BEST DISNEY VILLAIN??????????????
















(http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/opinion/viewsday/fp8818hannah-montana-posters.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 18, 2009, 06:20:02 pm
 :thanks:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 20, 2009, 11:40:29 pm

no one can take it, everyone loves drama.

If I said anything close to that i'd be banned already.

What? You're constantly saying bullshit. You're a goddamn bullshit fountain. If people weren't so adverse to feces, children would throw coins into you and make wishes.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 24, 2009, 03:26:16 pm
If this happens I predict he will totally lose his shit.

ADDENDUM: Or pussy out before it happens.

ADDENDUM: Hey fucktard, that would mean that it wouldn't happen now wouldn't it? Way to be a dumbass.

ADDENDUM: FUCK YOU!

 :lulz: :potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on May 15, 2009, 02:39:59 pm

I'm thinking when God was making the manatees and the beluga whales he was kind of bored and was just half-assing it a bit. 



Or we could go the opposite and he started with them and went WTF I need to stop making sea creatures high, I could do so much better.

The Big Bong Theory.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on May 28, 2009, 03:31:20 pm
Someone be hatin'.

Rotten bastard to the core, that Iason. :argh!:

He has a xylophone made out of live kittens.  It's true.  He plays it with a taser.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 28, 2009, 05:12:40 pm
Someone be hatin'.

Rotten bastard to the core, that Iason. :argh!:

He has a xylophone made out of live kittens.  It's true.  He plays it with a taser.

a xylophone made out of live kittens that you play with a tazer.
it's brilliant. it must be shared with the world.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on May 28, 2009, 06:59:30 pm
You plagarized that on Facebook, whore.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 29, 2009, 02:42:06 am
I most certainly did.
Whatcha gonna do with all my plagiarism, all my plagiarism up in your facebook...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2009, 05:12:08 am
I most certainly did.
Whatcha gonna do with all my plagiarism, all my plagiarism up in your facebook...

Did you credit me?  I'm a little proud of that one.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 29, 2009, 07:22:32 am
I will.

and all the FL spags will go "huh?" and i'll just say "shut up bitch" and they'll laugh. like they always do. cause they're bitches.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 29, 2009, 07:44:54 am
You plagarized that on Facebook, whore.

oh yeah.
and i totally deserved that.
I mean what with all 40 of my friends. Half of whom are from here.

cause I'm real important or something? ?



gimme a break.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on May 29, 2009, 01:10:56 pm
Sheesh.  Can't you tell I was kidding?


Is everyone extra sensitive this week or something?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on May 29, 2009, 01:44:50 pm
what? "extra sensitive"???!

there's no need to rib me for my choice of condom, man.


(http://www.condomuserreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/300.jpg)

why are you such a dick to everybody this week? JESUS!



 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 29, 2009, 03:16:36 pm
You gotta use "Durex Elite" (they may have changed the name somewhere though), they are extra thin AND have extra lube.

you can never have enough lube.

hmm

when I grow up and be filthy rich I'm gonna get myself a swimmingpool with lube.

(and lalala rape is lube etc, but lube is in fact awesome, so fuck that)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 29, 2009, 03:22:02 pm
You gotta use "Durex Elite" (they may have changed the name somewhere though), they are extra thin AND have extra lube.

you can never have enough lube.

hmm

when I grow up and be filthy rich I'm gonna get myself a swimmingpool with lube.

(and lalala rape is lube etc, but lube is in fact awesome, so fuck that)

Literally, apparently. Why are you so insensitive towards rape victims?!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 29, 2009, 03:53:35 pm
Sheesh.  Can't you tell I was kidding?


Is everyone extra sensitive this week or something?

Sorry. Yeah, I couldn't tell.
Guess I am a little sensitive. One of my closest friends is moving to Missouri. Forever.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 29, 2009, 04:00:33 pm
You gotta use "Durex Elite" (they may have changed the name somewhere though), they are extra thin AND have extra lube.

you can never have enough lube.

hmm

when I grow up and be filthy rich I'm gonna get myself a swimmingpool with lube.

(and lalala rape is lube etc, but lube is in fact awesome, so fuck that)

I like the Durex Avanti polyurethane ones.

I like them so much I accidentally bought 6 boxes on Amazon, and then accidentally haven't had the chance to use them up. Oops!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on May 29, 2009, 05:55:01 pm
My wife likes the rainbow/tropical scented ones. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 29, 2009, 08:39:18 pm
I like the Durex Avanti polyurethane ones.

I like them so much I accidentally bought 6 boxes on Amazon, and then accidentally haven't had the chance to use them up. Oops!

I had those once, got a sampling package of all their different types cause I wrote them an email when a condom teared and I was pissed about it (bless the morning after pill).

Didnt like them. They weren't really stretchy and felt a bit like paper, something. It's a long time ago, so I dont remember the specifics though.

I thought they are for people that are sensitive or allergic to rubber? Or do they have other advantages?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 29, 2009, 08:41:28 pm
Sheesh.  Can't you tell I was kidding?


Is everyone extra sensitive this week or something?

Sorry. Yeah, I couldn't tell.
Guess I am a little sensitive. One of my closest friends is moving to Missouri. Forever.

Tell them NONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!! That they will hate it here!  Tell them how bad it sucks.  Tell them I miss Florida and all of it's tourists and traffic and bullshit every second of every day.....  

 :cry:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 30, 2009, 05:32:01 am
Oh she knows.
She's leaving for a stupid reason.
I'm going to miss her. A lot.



baskets of cunts!!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2009, 07:06:34 am
Oh she knows.
She's leaving for a stupid reason.
I'm going to miss her. A lot.



baskets of cunts!!!  :argh!:

Been through that a few times myself, recently.  All my friends run off to decadent, faraway lands.  They have abandoned me to the meth heads.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2009, 07:12:39 am
I will.



 :)

Also, slap LMNO like the little fuckmonkey he is.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2009, 04:58:53 pm
I like the Durex Avanti polyurethane ones.

I like them so much I accidentally bought 6 boxes on Amazon, and then accidentally haven't had the chance to use them up. Oops!

I had those once, got a sampling package of all their different types cause I wrote them an email when a condom teared and I was pissed about it (bless the morning after pill).

Didnt like them. They weren't really stretchy and felt a bit like paper, something. It's a long time ago, so I dont remember the specifics though.

I thought they are for people that are sensitive or allergic to rubber? Or do they have other advantages?

The main advantage is that they feel a tiny bit more like not wearing a condom, though they do take a bit of getting used to because they're not stretchy. Also, they're not suited well to the <ahem> larger gentleman, because of the non-stretchiness and because for the best sensation they should fit a little loosely.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 01, 2009, 06:53:03 pm
The internet has provided Grammar Nazis all over the world with a Sysyphian task.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 02, 2009, 10:48:14 pm
woah, you guys missed some good ones

(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/6473/63052023.png)

(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/4476/46029977.png)

I'm sure there's more, will post when I find them...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 03, 2009, 04:35:36 am
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I just sharted!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 05, 2009, 02:54:00 pm
So, Mrs LMNO and I were talking about this last night.

Mrs LMNO: "I don't know... I think that he might have been involved in something even worse, and was killed... this whole thing seems like a cover up to hide it."

Me:  "Wait... Something worse than going to Thailand and choking yourself to death while jerking off?  So you're stacking an even more implausible story on top of the one we already have.  Where the hell did Mrs Conspiracy Theorist come from?"

Mrs LMNO: "I learned it by watching you."

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on June 05, 2009, 11:59:57 pm
And finally, the new Olympic Torch (the word around Vansterdam is that it resembles a joint):

(http://www.canadiandesignresource.ca/officialgallery/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/2010-olympic-torch.jpg)
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on June 08, 2009, 01:30:11 pm
That sounds like the 50-post suggestion being reconsidered

The 50-post suggestion is not a suicide pact.

Eat it, hippie.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2009, 01:19:02 pm
Girls also seem to like kittens, flowers and chocolate, but are rarely seen dating them.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on June 14, 2009, 12:01:57 pm
OFUK!  THEY'RE ALREADY HERE! IN LIEU OF ESCAPING I'VE DECIDED TO POST ABOUT IT HERE.
:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on June 14, 2009, 09:25:57 pm
Roger has 30,000 posts and ALL HE DOES IS ATTACK MEMBERS!
:train:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on June 16, 2009, 01:13:17 pm
PREDICTION:

All pd.comers will soon be banned from The Cellar.

/called it earlier about history repeating itself

will you sign my pention to ban history?

yatto totally called it, like ages ago.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on June 17, 2009, 07:40:20 am
im not too impressed with science and math lately either. they better get their act together or ELSE
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 17, 2009, 03:09:02 pm
im not too impressed with science and math lately either. they better get their act together or ELSE


At first I was like :|

but then I :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 02, 2009, 10:52:43 pm
23. You think loosing a tooth is disturbing? ha! wait till you start losing your baby fingers... They'll get loose and wiggly, and then just be hanging by a thread and then, when they fall off, you put them under your pillow just like with teeth, except you don't get a quarter.  You get a band-aid.  And you will be thankful for it!
...
what's that?  your parents didn't tell you anything about losing your fingers?
....
well, i bet they didn't warn you about the teeth until it started happening either, now, did they?  they just don't want to needlessly upset you. but i think you're old enough to know the truth.  Don't tell them i told you, though.  They would just deny it, anyways, and be mad at me for telling you....
i'm on your side kiddo!

(I've been waiting several years to use this one on my nephew.)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 03, 2009, 06:01:47 am
 :lulz: oh god i forgot about that  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 03, 2009, 08:21:13 pm
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:

At PD we start out thinking all n00bs are retards in the hope it will eliminate their urge to actually prove they are.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on July 03, 2009, 11:24:39 pm
I want to create a pention to ban probability from our mahdjique

something about mathemagicians using our own dice rolls against us as coin flips

or :?
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 05, 2009, 05:22:46 pm
What's it called when you find yourself trolling IRL as some sort of perverse reflex?

"Awesome."
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 14, 2009, 03:01:31 am
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1619/dirtyape.jpg) (http://img204.imageshack.us/i/dirtyape.jpg/)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 14, 2009, 03:09:50 am
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1619/dirtyape.jpg) (http://img204.imageshack.us/i/dirtyape.jpg/)

I think I just poomped in my pance.   :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Reginald Ret on July 14, 2009, 06:27:19 pm
That is awesome!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 18, 2009, 02:01:22 am
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/5751/salazorewm7.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 18, 2009, 02:17:14 am
FUCK ME!!!

YEAH!!! FUCK YOU, ASSBAG!!!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2009, 07:11:03 am
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/5751/salazorewm7.jpg)

Post of the fucking century.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on July 19, 2009, 11:32:05 pm
Including the time I showed up at Richter's cubicle with ramen hanging from my mouth and uttering "FTAGHN."

Did it look anything like this?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/Suu005.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 19, 2009, 11:33:53 pm
that is pure class! :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on July 21, 2009, 09:54:25 pm
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Incidentally, I have found that Enki~] [, as a rule, cannot be trusted as his work defies profane explanations and instead requires indoctrination, and as those intelligent people I know who live inside that head-space cannot escape it for long enough to communicate an idea outside of their symbols, I do not trust it one tiny bit.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu☆ns on July 22, 2009, 04:21:09 am
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/monkeylady1.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on July 25, 2009, 08:25:43 pm
however asking a new member to write a little paragraph, something that should take about a minute, is enough to stop making it worthwhile for the third world labour people.

LOL i can just see the sigs now

"HELP ME IM TRAPPED AT A FACTORY MAKING ME DO THIS< PLEASE LET ME IN OR THEY WILL FIRE KILL ME"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on July 26, 2009, 09:48:36 pm
TGRR: Remember, kids...apocalypse is a matter of personal responsibility.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on July 28, 2009, 05:05:02 pm

If the three of us agree... does the world end?

Not at all.  Cain and I agree on most things, and you're the next us.  Sort of like our fucked up little bearded love child.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on July 29, 2009, 08:07:02 pm
There's always room for improvement! :)
:sotw:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on July 30, 2009, 06:40:54 am
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/2388/balletfiringrange.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2009, 07:49:57 pm
Wait.

Net best-posted himself?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 30, 2009, 09:13:31 pm
Wait.

Net best-posted himself?
He best-posted himself for cock and repost that was Himeobed several years ago. Time for Froggypance to take out his spleen.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on July 30, 2009, 09:22:16 pm
They should call themselves "Crackers", because Obama, as a reptilian agent, was not birthed, but cracked free of a giant egg, in his home plane of the fourth dimension.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on August 01, 2009, 05:57:26 am
Wait.

Net best-posted himself?
He best-posted himself for cock and repost that was Himeobed several years ago. Time for Froggypance to take out his spleen.

No, I think you're thinking of this:

(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8691/burkasandguns.tif)

which I also both procured and HIMEOBSed.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 01, 2009, 05:58:35 am
Not the point.

You "best posted" yourself.  How fucking lame is that?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: N E T on August 01, 2009, 06:02:20 am
Not the point.

You "best posted" yourself.  How fucking lame is that?

I found it amusing when Slanket the Destroyer did it and I followed suit.

Also, pic is teh win.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 01, 2009, 06:03:30 am
Not the point.

You "best posted" yourself.  How fucking lame is that?

I found it amusing when Slanket the Destroyer did it and I followed suit.

Also, pic is teh win.

It's funny when Slanket does it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 01, 2009, 06:12:32 am
that's cause Slanket is Slanket and Net is...not cool enough.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 01, 2009, 06:30:44 am
that's cause Slanket is Slanket and Net is...not cool enough.

It's like typing in all caps because Chef did it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on August 02, 2009, 10:15:01 am
- mix 1 packet of bread yeast with half a spoon of sugar with a cup of lukewarm water (not above body temp! this kills the yeasties)
- put it in a longdrink glass cause it can foam quite high. cover the glass to prevent other organisms from falling in.
- mix 3L (100oz) Apple Juice + 1L (33oz) water + 1Kg (2.2lbs) sugar, heat in a pan till it boils and the sugar dissolves.
- let it cool (with the lid on!! place it in a bath of cold water to speed up the cooling)
- stir in the (now) active yeast. if the yeast's not foaming and smelling like bread and alcohol by now, throw it away, it's dead, use a new package as bread yeast is cheap anyway.

put the stuff in some bottles with a water-lock or whatever contraption you can come up with. anything that allows the CO2 to come out (pressure will get HIGH otherwise and exploding bottles is no fun) but no bacteria and stuff to get in. balloons work (but turn them inside-out! there's talcum powder on the inside of balloons!), but i heard from a friend that using big plastic soda bottles, and screwing open the lid just a tiny bit that you can hear "pssssh" the air slowly escaping creates a perfectly fine pressure lock as well (super easy solution, that).

if you wanna get semi-fancy, fabricate something like this: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=1615.msg438540#msg438540
(you put a dash of water in the bottom loop, so you can see the bubbles escaping, and no bacteria can come in, plus it gives you a good indication of how active it still is).
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on August 03, 2009, 03:11:14 pm
my music is so experimental that its use on civilians is banned as a war crime.

 :lol:

B-AI still considers Waterboarding (with urine) to be music. I tried to explain it to him, but his program has so many errors I don't think I ever got beyond explaining that it wasn't a combination of Waterman and Keyboarding.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 14, 2009, 09:30:26 pm
I'm not looking for praise, you tools. I'm looking for something of value. Is it here?

Nope, it's a forum



:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on August 17, 2009, 10:00:49 pm
MEESTER CAIN, IT IS TRUTHFUL THAT I AM INDEED FROM KENYA. MY FATHER WAS ONCE PREVIOUSLY MINISTER OF FINANCE THERE BEFORE POLITICAL ENEMIES FORCE MY FAMILY INTO EXILE. MY FATHER HAS LEFT A SIZABLE FORTUNE IN PRIVATE BANK IN COAST PROVINCE AND I NEED YOUR ASSISTENCE IN MOVING THE SUM OF 7 MILION EUROS OUT OF THE COUNTRY BEFORE INTERNAL AUDITS FIND AND HAVE IT SIEZED. PLEASE MEESTER CAIN IF YOU WILL FORWARD TO ME YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER SO THAT I MAY BEGIN PROCEEDINGS OF MOVING THE MONEY TO YOUR CARE. I TRUST YOU WILL OVERSEE FUNDS FOR ME SAFELY UNTIL SUCH TIME AS I MAY BE ABLE TO RECOVER THEM MYSELF. FOR YOUR ASSITANCE I WILL RECEIVE TO YOU THE SUM OF ONE MILLION EUROS UNTRACEABLE INCOME. ALL I NEED TO BEGIN TRANSFER IS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER AND A CASHIERS CHECK FROM YOU FOR THE SUM OF 5000 EUROS NEEDED TO PAY BANK MANAGER TO ACCESS ACCOUNT WITHOUT REPORTING SUCH ACTIONS TO OUR GOVERNMENT AUDITORS. I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING YOUR REPLY MEESTER CAIN. BEST OF WISHES.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 02, 2009, 10:56:25 pm
Quote from: Darth Cupcake link=topic=21923.msg748833#msg748833
But that means I have to stay awake and alive through this damned class and already I am unimpressed with the goddamn mouth-breather neck-bearded dipshits with unwashed hair who are slowly populating the room around me. Eee. I feel dirty.
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2009, 02:21:21 am
:rape: :prolapse:

Just checking.

 :bsex:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2009, 04:53:35 pm
I am not in the camp of people who seem to give memes a separate sentience.
me too

No, you're in the camp of those who shamelessly lift other peoples' content without permission.
If you say "love" enough times, there no such thing as other people or permission.

He did it to fuel the Good Energy furnaces.

Have we run out of puppies already?

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on September 15, 2009, 03:33:23 am
My office and bathroom have that horrible fake-wood paneling from the 70s.  It makes a fart sound like a jet fighter backfiring.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 21, 2009, 04:17:06 pm
(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7417/bm11.jpg)

We should do one of those fonzi scheme thingys. heeeeeeey!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on September 22, 2009, 01:37:31 am
THE BEST IMAGE OF ALL TIME (http://kanyelicious.appspot.com/http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19513.3255)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 30, 2009, 06:13:56 pm
YOU PLEBIAN OFFICE FUCKS, DO NOT TEST ME, I AM PLAYING AT "NICE" WITH YOU, MEEK AND MILD SO YOU ARE NOT SCARED INTO USELESSNESS, IF YOU CANNOT BE CIVIL, IF ALL YOU WILL  CONSIDER IS STRENGTH, YOU WILL FIND I HAVE IT IN SPADES, BEHAVE YOURSELVES OR FALL TO ASH BEFORE ME.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 02, 2009, 06:18:31 pm
Why don't you go vandalize some bibles, you bible-vandalist.

It's a hard Job but someone's got to Deuteronomy it. 

You're Ruthless. 

:facepsalm:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 02, 2009, 06:38:56 pm
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Richter on October 02, 2009, 06:43:15 pm
DAMN  :mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on October 02, 2009, 06:47:11 pm
              "I love it when a pun comes together."
                               /
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_b5HwnQqoNTw/SK2KCJyBNzI/AAAAAAAAALA/khVpSIMF1AU/s400/Hannibal_a-team.jpeg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu☆ns on October 10, 2009, 05:43:39 am
Well, fuck shit and damn.


The anglerfishs appearance is scary enough, but its mating habits truly set it apart as among the weirdest of the weird sea creatures.  The male anglerfish bites into a females skin, releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body to fuse them together, and then atrophies into nothing but a pair of gonads, becoming a parasitic sperm factory.




THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!!
    (http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/6124/anglerfish.jpg)

I am so glad humans don't do that.

We don't?

I thought that was called "marriage".

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 10, 2009, 05:51:04 am
dAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaamn
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on October 12, 2009, 12:54:01 pm
LMNO
-A happy pair of parastitic gonads.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 02, 2009, 06:04:03 am
SHENANIGANICON: THE BOOK OF THE TWATBOG
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on November 02, 2009, 06:35:42 am
THE BEST IMAGE OF ALL TIME (http://kanyelicious.appspot.com/http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19513.3255)

Not sure if you've seen this but I personally found it enlightening. http://mlkanye.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 03, 2009, 07:01:44 pm
(http://static3.blip.pl/user_generated/update_pictures/535738.jpg?1254182155)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on November 03, 2009, 08:21:04 pm
(http://static3.blip.pl/user_generated/update_pictures/535738.jpg?1254182155)
:spittake:
 :mittens: You win the internet, sir. Nay, you win five internets.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 03, 2009, 11:48:02 pm
(http://i30.tinypic.com/34ewz6u.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on November 17, 2009, 10:52:21 pm
the best way to dump an alcoholic is be like, i'm dumping you, but here's a case of beer.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 04, 2009, 03:36:26 am
Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?












A:  a good start!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 15, 2009, 07:39:11 pm
http://i.imgur.com/3DdGA.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/3DdGA.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on December 16, 2009, 04:47:53 am
I'm kind of enjoying watching a couple of the new users make arses out of themselves.

Not lifting a finger this time.  They (and you) are on their own.
Who me or the communal you? I've no time, if people are being dicks on the forum it will survive wait until after my exam.

The communal everyone.  No mas.  The welcome wagon has come to a stop.

Someone else can clean up the new people piddle.  You're too busy with exams, RCH will just kill them and dance around in their skin, Cain will sell them their own bandwidth but otherwise leave them alone. 


Heh.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on December 16, 2009, 04:55:50 pm

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6242/wutz.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 16, 2009, 08:42:23 pm
you can't even read wikipedia on your current ip address?  :lulz:

IP banned. :(

I went through every WWII major player's entries, randomly adding the phrase "then he grew a mustache".

I must have caught the admins on a bad day.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Hoopla on December 17, 2009, 12:33:03 am
But what if I want to wear the red dress, but my husband says it's too indecent?

1.  Wear white dress.
2.  Dance in husband's blood until dress is red.
3.  Tell them you "did it for Johnny".  Refuse to say who "Johnny" is.
4.  ???
5.  PROFIT!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 17, 2009, 03:19:40 pm
"Dear underclass shithole we've decided to grace this year,

We like your town a lot, we like it a real FUCKING LOT.  It looks like such fun over there, and we're tickled that you're harassed our email box and anooyed us with yourt insipid photography and catchy comparisons of your urban decay to our finely tuned money - extractor.

We like it all SO MUCH in fact, that we're going to send a whole parade of vicous fuckers in improbable costumes over there.  They'll roll in with trailers worth more than most public works projects will ever see, dress in suits that cost more than you plebians make in a year, and double your local gross revenue in the coke we blow before we parade down your rotting excuse for a front street. 

Our security people will stomp anyone who decides they love a character so much that they have to hug one, and mace and chav, oik, or cockney who decides to bitch us out for being economically empowered shitheads.  In fact, we intend to taser your youth on principle.  Our support staff will sigh and roll their eyes at the pitiful product you sell when they need to replenish anything as insignifigant as the bottled water, and pull attitude on everything else.  We will use your little hovel, and you'll be lucky if you catch a glimpse of Pete, pluto, and goofy running a train on your prom queen before we roll out. 

We're bringing some Disney to your shit, and EVERYONE will be left smiling with extreme prejudice.

PS. This is if we're feeling nice.  Otherwise we give the costumes to whatever group of racid carnies we find first and setting them on your hamlet in the name of the Mouse. 
Wish upon a star bitches.

-Disney"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 07, 2010, 08:57:57 am
yeah good read! By following links, I ended up at this really fascinating series about a prisoner of the Taliban.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/21/world/asia/21hostage.html
      ^
WOW that was the most exciting thing I've read in MONTHS
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on January 12, 2010, 11:25:00 pm
>> talked to guy that caught me wanky..
> what did he say?
don't think I've seen spew utter garbage..
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 14, 2010, 07:58:56 am
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THE CITY IS DOOMED?
    \
(http://www.munidiaries.com/wp-content/uploads/3303/oompa1.jpg)


GO HIT THE ROAD WITH A HANDFUL OF 'SHROOMS.
   \
(http://starfish23.com/images/OompaLoompa-192x195.png)


BEAT BACK THE SPIDERS WITH STOLEN HUBCAPS!
     \
(http://www.pecanpiegazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/oompa.jpg)


WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
     \
(http://www.jackstreethaspanache.com/OompaLoompa.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Ascoe on January 14, 2010, 11:21:15 am
:fnord::fnord::fnord:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on January 14, 2010, 02:41:27 pm
^^^
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/wtfisthisshitkc1.jpg)


anyway,

(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/remsgrannyhustle.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Ascoe on January 14, 2010, 04:06:25 pm
^^^
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/wtfisthisshitkc1.jpg)
(http://albums.kimag.es/user/view/resized/2323/66241945.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 14, 2010, 04:22:10 pm
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THE CITY IS DOOMED?
    \
(http://www.munidiaries.com/wp-content/uploads/3303/oompa1.jpg)


GO HIT THE ROAD WITH A HANDFUL OF 'SHROOMS.
   \
(http://starfish23.com/images/OompaLoompa-192x195.png)


BEAT BACK THE SPIDERS WITH STOLEN HUBCAPS!
     \
(http://www.pecanpiegazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/oompa.jpg)


WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
     \
(http://www.jackstreethaspanache.com/OompaLoompa.jpg)

OMG  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on January 17, 2010, 11:26:28 am
:fnord::fnord::fnord:
(http://www.wtf.com/gallery/data/2/1551gotrythis.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 19, 2010, 07:45:14 am
You: Oh God I have a cold sore
Stranger: That sucks.
You: :(
You: I have face herpes.
Stranger: Face herpes are gross.
You: It's on the corner of my mouth, so when I open my mouth, so does my dreadful wound.
You: I'm in a constant state of torment
Stranger: You should take some medicine or something.
You: Naw
You: I'm sure I'll be fine
You: It's not like it'll grow larger and larger, eventually overtaking my face
Stranger: You don't know that.
You: until it ruptures open and spawns a new race of abominations
You: Your right, I don't.
You: And that's why I place my faith in Jesus.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lawl


(http://trollydolly.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/small-penis.jpg)
January 2009 - as Hillary Rodham Clinton adjusted her microphone in preparation to deliver opening remarks, the otherwise smooth transition suffered an unexpected interruption as the departing Secretary of State pushed her to the ground and shat on her chest.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Hoopla on January 19, 2010, 08:48:06 pm
Worshipping a god of sarcasm?

Oh yeah, great idea.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu☆ns on January 20, 2010, 04:00:09 am
you  have to claw yourself through the zombie masses first, though.

i heard some of them are even cyborg zombies. They move around in strange carts, their bodies mutated into horrible nameless shapes, the muffled, maddening beating of the drums and thin, monotonous horns of blasphemous music, the crackling tinny voices coming from behind the walls of the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles from mouths that are no mouths.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on January 20, 2010, 02:25:50 pm
Quote from: Cain
3. If you were to sort all Gods into five or six categories, what would those categories be? For example: Love, War, Nature, Wealth, Trickery, Sovereign. (function: same as above)

up, down, charm, strange, top, and bottom
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on January 26, 2010, 06:35:42 pm
Not so much wrath, as boredom.

(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/baipayne.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2010, 06:37:42 pm
Not so much wrath, as boredom.

(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/baipayne.jpg)

FUCKING PHOTOBUCKET.   :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on January 26, 2010, 07:06:59 pm
Aw, I see it fine.  Your permissions are not set to stun.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2010, 07:10:47 pm
Aw, I see it fine.  Your permissions are not set to stun.

Now I see it.  A minute ago, I was getting the "this pic violates our prudish little behinds" image.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on January 26, 2010, 07:18:06 pm
Aw, I see it fine.  Your permissions are not set to stun.

Now I see it.  A minute ago, I was getting the "this pic violates our prudish little behinds" image.

I can see its point, with all due consideration.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu☆ns on January 27, 2010, 05:11:35 am
Aw, I see it fine.  Your permissions are not set to stun.

Now I see it.  A minute ago, I was getting the "this pic violates our prudish little behinds" image.

I can see its point, with all due consideration.

I like to imagine their faces when it randomly pops up.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 28, 2010, 11:05:33 pm
You made it into the top 10, you can quit spamming the place now :roll:

OMG! SERIOULSY TOP TEN! I'M SOFA KING EXCITED! WOW! WHAT AN HONOR TO BE TOP 10! I FEEL SO HAPPY I COULD TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR CHEST!

Yeah, I just POTD'd myself.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on January 28, 2010, 11:18:58 pm
It was pretty funny.  The bit about stickying posts was an excellent rejoinder, too.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 29, 2010, 05:34:55 am
Kinda makes me want to put my pee-stained dentures back in.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on February 08, 2010, 10:49:40 pm
400 pounds is nothing.  I have seen 600 pound monstrosities that are confined to specially reinforced Rascal Scooters, like Captain Pike crossed with a Zeppelin.

you should post blurry pictures of those to UFO crankpot sites.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on February 10, 2010, 09:07:01 pm
Mustache wax is not available to the general public.  One day you will be walking down the street and a well dressed older gentleman will approach you and hand you a card that appears to made out of graphite.  On it will be an address.  It will invariably be for a basement with a heavy rich wooden door, a wrought iron railing, and stone stairs.  At the door you will be requested to present the card and your mustache is inspected.  Within you will find waxes ranging from the exotic to the everyday with a variety of scents, hand carved miniature grooming devices, and shears forged of Damascus steel.

They will accept no payment other than the card you've been given, and you are expected to take only that which you require.  Should you return, you'll find the location boarded up and long abandoned.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 11, 2010, 06:06:31 pm
Twofer from Crazy Prepared:


guns freak me out.

That's probably a reasonable, measured response to anything that can put glory holes in you.

Did I say glory holes?

Yeah, kinda.


guns freak me out.

hoplophobia can be cured through exposure.
if you're in north TX sometime, ring me up, and we'll have fun with extreme prejudice.  I'll even break out the Barrett and Tannerite....

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 14, 2010, 03:39:07 pm
ECH's post-prep pre-lunch-rush breakfast of choice when working:

combine in blender:

1 banana (peeled)
1 raw egg (shell can be discarded, if preferred)
1/2 cup orange juice
1/2 cup frozen strawberries
1/2 cup milk
1 cup decent brandy or rum

blend until smooth, then pour into a 22oz. mug until about 1/2 to 2/3 full.
top mug off with 1/2 can of fruit punch-flavored Nos Energy Drink
stir gently with spoon to mix, then pound it down.

repeat, as you will usually end up with enough to make two mugs.

you won't have to eat for a good 12 hours and you will be totally ready to fistfight a rhino.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on February 15, 2010, 06:09:55 pm
my friend posted this on facebook and I think it deserves POTD status:



<NAME> watched The Neverending Story last night on DVD and learned that if you dont select anything on the DVD menu, after a minute or two the film starts automatically. Furthermore, if you let the credits roll to the end, it goes back to the menu and starts the film again, creating an endless loop. I dont know if the makers of the movie planned it this way but, inadvertently, the film can finally live up to its name.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on February 15, 2010, 06:24:52 pm
DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE! what's that kids? It's the evil van! yaaaaaaaay!

(http://abigfatwasteoftime.blogs.com/photos/around_town_texas_edition/ice_cream_truck.jpeg)

evil comes in more flavors than ice cream. you want some insidious sneaking evil? oh yeah, they have that, you want brutal systematic by the numbers evil, they have that but its a little bitter. you want some hot burning evil sauce on that? they have that too. they have so many damn flavors, that if you took a little lick of each of them, y'know, the free samples they leave out to tempt you in, you'd be puking for a week. genocide ripple is always a good seller, rapey road sure is popular these days. corporate greed sunday was in for a while, but then they stopped making that one, as well, the bankers ate it all up. peado & nut is quite popular as well.

Don't ask me why.

if you want the low fat option, you could go for a nice spousal abuse & raisin. a nice methamphitime choc chip? crack with a side of aggravated battery? whats that? you want dark unforgivable evil, oh they have plenty of that. its like a cone made of sour ashes of the fallen, and well, fuck me, you do not even want to know what's in the sprinkles.

and the cherry sauce.

my god. the sauce.

there's so many, many flavours its enough to give a man brain freeze, just even thinking about it.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on February 17, 2010, 03:04:35 pm
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/marioss1.jpg)

:potd: definitely.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Hoopla on February 18, 2010, 04:15:23 pm
I refuse to alter my behavior based on the hypothetical stern looks and dissapointed shake of the head from millions of our progeny.  They can retroactively damn us if they like, and they will be assholes smug in their perfect hindsight.  I'm confident I won't be around to see it. 

Dropping everything, life, job, savings and resources into saving a few polar bears would be about as useless as purposely tracking down and killing one so I can produce pictures of my flipping off the high and mighty enlightened future while munching on a polar bear steak.     
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2010, 05:30:48 am
Today's Cramulan tongue twister:

Cram rams cramming rams and rams cram a ham in cans.

say it five times, fast!
I did this and my face experienced a hairsplosion!
I tried to shave off the mustache and two more took its place!
What sorcery is this!?


:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 20, 2010, 06:20:24 pm
(http://memegenerator.net/Thumbnails/565/208x228_Success-Nerd-Lady-is-pregnant-and-about-to-give-birth-nobody-has-the-heal-skill-pickpocket4.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 20, 2010, 07:01:16 pm
This is what I do with my hair when it falls out:
(http://sinmonkey.com/files/hairballtomato.jpg)

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 20, 2010, 09:02:28 pm
This is what I do with my hair when it falls out:
(http://sinmonkey.com/files/hairballtomato.jpg)


I actually love this.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 20, 2010, 10:15:01 pm
:thanks:

I had no idea it would be so loved.

My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu☆ns on February 21, 2010, 03:39:43 am
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: E.O.T. on February 21, 2010, 04:17:27 am
:thanks:

I had no idea it would be so loved.

My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.

I CANNOT

          believe my kids are spending the night at your house, right now

JUST, PLEASE

          make sure they wear clean socks to bed
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 21, 2010, 04:20:17 am
Every kid should have a sitter like Nigel.  Muhaha.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 21, 2010, 01:12:02 pm
socks in bed?!?!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 21, 2010, 03:21:57 pm
socks in bed?!?!
yeah wtf?
no matter how good your socks are, your feet need to breathe to keep them non-stinky.
keep em permanently wrapped up and they will smell worse.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2010, 04:16:36 pm
:thanks:

I had no idea it would be so loved.

My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.

I CANNOT

          believe my kids are spending the night at your house, right now

JUST, PLEASE

          make sure they wear clean socks to bed

They insisted on being naked in bed because it was, finally, the one time I would allow them to take all their clothes off, because I am a clothing tyrant. Your daughter is sitting in the other office chair buck-nekkid, cradling Lambert in her lap and lamenting the loss of Lambert's mother.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 21, 2010, 04:40:55 pm
socks in bed?!?!

The Floridian does not comment on strategies to maintain warmth in the cold winter months!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 21, 2010, 06:41:53 pm
socks in bed?!?!

The Floridian does not comment on strategies to maintain warmth in the cold winter months!

Hey now it's been a cold winter this year. Got down to the 20's and it sleeted and everything. I just can't sleep with my feet all bundled up in heavy tight cottony stranglers.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on February 22, 2010, 11:45:34 pm
The 200-foot telephone cord and safety goggles will especially aid in the enjoyment.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 28, 2010, 05:12:45 pm

Across the street from my Grandparent's place was "the little red school house". It's where I went to pre-school. My dad went there too. When he was attending, everything was in German. When I was going to school there it was all English language. However, half of what was said at my Grandparent's was in German 'till I was 7 or 8 years old.

My Grandfather was a large man. He was very quiet. He laughed at most things. I remember him as sitting near his garden or somewhere usually outdoors, silently watching. Overall he was a very quiet person. He was a large presence, but didn't say much. When he did, I listened.

My Grandmother was a very strong willed and outspoken person. She was very political. She made A LOT of food. What she cooked, I ate. She scolded me when necessary and gave me a nickname no one but she ever used.

My Grandfather fought in World War Two. He was awarded a case full of medals, but to the end of his life he never spoke a word about his experience as a soldier, to anyone, that I'm aware of.

However, something curious, at least, did happen.

When I was ten years old a man arrived, who was expected, with his wife. They had travelled quite a distance by motor home to come to my Grandparent's house. I understood right away that this man and my Grandfather knew each other from "the war".

My Grandmother cooked a bunch of food, other family members brought more. Everyone was there to meet these two people. We ate. The ham. The raw beef with onions and crackers. Herring and bread. Pickles. Potatoes, hot, German style with vinegar.

Then my Grandfather and the man stood together at the end of the covered table in the basement, addressing us all. For the first time ever, I saw my Grandfather, this titan of a man, stumble with words and cry.

In 1944, my Grandfather was a part of a large "allied" force which had surrounded a building occupied by 64 German troops. The building was scheduled for airstrike preceeded by allied withdrawal from standoff. Understanding that there were trapped men inside, my Grandfather insisted that he have a chance at negotiation with the enemy combatants. Entering the building, he explained, in German, that the men could surrender now or the building itself would be destroyed, with essentially no probability of survivors. After a period of 45 minutes, my Grandfather emerged with a scattered collection of four German platoons giving themselves up as P.O.W's.

This man who came to visit was one of those men. He had reconnected with his wife after both of them spent 1-2 years in American concentration camps following the war. They had children, and grandchildren. They were German citizens, who, because of circumstance, became Americans.

When my Grandfather passed away, my Aunt and I contacted the couple who had come to visit, to let them know what had happened. That man had died three months prior. Back and forth, with the woman, we spoke about things quite a bit. She was an old woman, who had lost her husband, and had stories about her children and grandchildren to tell me.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: E.O.T. on February 28, 2010, 05:44:17 pm
 :)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 02, 2010, 05:07:18 pm
I'm glad this thread exists, otherwise I might miss stuff like that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on March 03, 2010, 04:31:15 pm
I do wish sometimes there's an easier re-direct to the original thread, though.  But Cainad, you're right, because I often miss a lot of the good stuff.  ETA: fnordie's usu really excellent at that, but I know some aren't...you can usually click on the quote info above the quote itself and the link's embedded...doesn't always get quoted that way. /clarification  I've been guilty of this myself.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 03, 2010, 04:32:22 pm
I do wish sometimes there's an easier re-direct to the original thread, though.  But Cainad, you're right, because I often miss a lot of the good stuff.

Click on the blue quote line.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on March 03, 2010, 04:40:21 pm
I do wish sometimes there's an easier re-direct to the original thread, though.  But Cainad, you're right, because I often miss a lot of the good stuff.

Click on the blue quote line.

Yeah, I just clarified what I meant--I know how to do that now, but not everyone does.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 03, 2010, 08:08:14 pm
No mention regarding the size of his moustache, though.

That's no accident.

Would the stache allow him to start an avalanche like that?

No, he would have started AN AVALANCHE OF SEXTORQUE.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on March 05, 2010, 04:28:16 pm
It's art when it has an extra layer of meaning, somewhat.

It's art when the people you're trolling go all caps & no punctuation.

It's good art when you get death threats.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 11:02:17 pm
:thanks:

I had no idea it would be so loved.

My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.

I... Just... What?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 09, 2010, 06:07:57 pm
Remington's Christmas gift to me:

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/remington001.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/remington002.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Herbertina Merrique V on March 09, 2010, 10:21:20 pm
:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 09, 2010, 10:35:13 pm
:thanks:

I had no idea it would be so loved.

My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.

I... Just... What?

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 12, 2010, 11:13:06 pm

It can ALWAYS get worse, and any given date CAN and just MIGHT be weirder than you imagine or even CAN imagine.  Sometimes it's a good weird, and you get some dirtyfun in, and sometimes it's just creepy fat wet willie weird, and you kinda wish you'd brought a gun.


:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 13, 2010, 12:48:20 am
:lol:
I should go into designing terrorist detectors.
False positives look better than no positives.

I am using that.

"A False Positive is Better Than No Positive at All."
Fuck accuracy, I want results?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 04:49:10 pm
GOD you guys can't we have ONE SINGLE lighthearted, fun Hitler thread without it turning all serious?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on March 16, 2010, 05:15:15 pm
Off to the interview...via bus.

This is going to be exciting.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Dimocritus on March 16, 2010, 06:52:38 pm
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Pariah on March 17, 2010, 02:18:01 am
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?
:potd:


Now go away.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: NotPublished on March 17, 2010, 02:21:37 am
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?
:potd:


Now go away.
:potd:

THIS!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Dimocritus on March 18, 2010, 07:11:01 pm
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?
:potd:


Now go away.

Woot! See ya!

I'M GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!!!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 18, 2010, 07:13:23 pm
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?
:potd:


Now go away.

Woot! See ya!

I'M GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!!!

:potd:

Did I mention that I have a my own cock fetish?  I can't get an erection without it.

This strikes me as the perfect metaphor for why 1 is a prime number.

:potd:

Off to the interview...via bus.

This is going to be exciting.

:potd: :potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 19, 2010, 03:07:38 am
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 20, 2010, 12:26:43 pm
Ok, this POTDing banal stuff is getting stupid and it totally degardes the value of actual POTDs. You idiots are ruining the forum with this silly shit.







Seriously.




















:lulz:

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 20, 2010, 04:27:17 pm
ughhhhhhhhh I thnk I themy my license in the bine!!

i went rta today but was 5 min late so it closed in fornt of me an i was pouting so i decided to go to an asian hairdresser and she was like a ninja but they all laugh cause i was only male there i didn't realise it was a female thingy.. it said mens cuts =[ nuy she was an aesm toome ninja i wan b ninjal ike them

mite go there more often now they're soo cool and i tik i like the style they did it messy ot somethig .. frieds so they like it, i dnoo i ;ike wearing singlets to

i aso cnaleld my bank card i duno where the fuck i put it

I wantd to go dancing tonight but the grou i hang with hate it ugh and wen i go near lub they ack off

\now i home and eat cereal its awesome but still early its lik onl y 1am o well ... why a k posting on pd lololo i dun wanan go bed =[ i wanted to have ig weekend .. i stil had hiarious fun tho.

ionno wats ur thoughts of going dandcing by yourself? I lke going wit friends but i dont hav many that like going
 
i wanna hang wih you  peple one day ur all cool and lovely

it[s iamzing that i cn put tis in wight lace lo i don want to stop typin mayb i shuld or mayib i shuld nt clik post? i've nevr drunk typed before itsk inda sad hahaa

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: SuuCal on March 22, 2010, 09:45:22 pm
if you want content why are you on PD?   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: notathing on March 23, 2010, 02:28:35 am
if you want content why are you on PD?   :horrormirth:

ive never been nominated for post of the day before   :ECH:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 27, 2010, 03:41:30 pm