Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Cramulus on August 16, 2007, 05:12:12 am

Title: The Roof
Post by: Cramulus on August 16, 2007, 05:12:12 am
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Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Penumbral on August 16, 2007, 05:53:28 am
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Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 16, 2007, 02:01:59 pm
There is no pool on roof?        I say there's pool on roof. Ha ha, n00b pwned!
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Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on August 16, 2007, 07:03:36 pm
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 16, 2007, 07:18:06 pm
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bastard
I hold you personally responsible for this.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 16, 2007, 07:22:27 pm
But we don't need no water!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on August 16, 2007, 07:33:02 pm
(http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/fire/images/200417P1.jpg)













bastard
I hold you personally responsible for this.

We didn't start the Fire.
It was always burning, since the world's been turning. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LMNO on August 16, 2007, 07:39:55 pm
To everything, turn turn turn,
There is a season, turn turn turn.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cramulus on August 16, 2007, 07:42:51 pm
STOP

CHRIST, JUST FUCKING STOP
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on August 16, 2007, 07:45:35 pm
STOP

CHRIST, JUST FUCKING STOP...

It's Hammertime!

 :hammer:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cramulus on August 16, 2007, 07:51:34 pm
AUGA;LISHDG;LKAUSHGDA;LJHGD;AKUT;AIEWTAEWT;LAGD;LKAHD5UJ;KVGJASYHR3Q;A;KREWG;KASJDHGA['OIREYJ;WOIEURY'UJESRGOIAYHSIUFG;AWEKJTH'WREIPWU'ODS;GAIUY;UFTGCW;LIUANHRECIHAWIUFGECXMALKWRELTVIUMEHUTSKOEUTGCIYAE WGOIVEORTGCAIUYFEWKRXYGCEAOIWUETGVALW,HETOUYEWOITUAYWOEITUYOAWIUEYTLKSJDHGLKZJSHGDLIUZVTISULKTVUSHLKTVZUSHMLVKZSUMV
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 16, 2007, 07:51:59 pm
STOP

CHRIST, JUST FUCKING STOP

Collaborate and listen and you won't be so angry, Crammy!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LMNO on August 16, 2007, 07:52:32 pm
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Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 16, 2007, 08:00:34 pm
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Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 16, 2007, 09:19:27 pm
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This thread is #1 with a bullet!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: hunter s.durden on August 16, 2007, 09:42:57 pm
I don't think we should be talking abouyt this...
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Triple Zero on August 19, 2007, 10:44:36 am
still not? .. meh.

leave a little piece of skin so the head won't fall off!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on August 19, 2007, 03:40:45 pm

This thread is #1 with a bullet!

PUT THAT SHIT BACK, SON
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Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Julie on October 31, 2007, 12:38:46 am
I would've just peed in it anyway.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Idem on October 31, 2007, 12:59:25 am
ITS ON FIRE!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on October 31, 2007, 03:45:29 pm
We didn't start the fire!

Oh wait, I think I did that one already. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LMNO on October 31, 2007, 03:58:07 pm
IT'S MY DESIRE!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Darth Cupcake on October 31, 2007, 03:59:37 pm
Goodness, gracious, great balls of.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Idem on October 31, 2007, 05:02:27 pm
Yeah, let me stand baby
Let me stand next to your
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LMNO on October 31, 2007, 05:03:07 pm
GONNA TAKE YOU TO BURN!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Idem on October 31, 2007, 09:51:33 pm
ALL WET

HEY YOU MIGHT NEED A RAINCOAT

SHAKEDOWN

DREAMS WALKING IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

THREE HUN-DRED SIX-TY FIVE DE-GREES
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cramulus on October 31, 2007, 11:23:12 pm
I swear to god I'm going to kill every last fucking one of you.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cain on November 01, 2007, 12:32:46 am
AND YOUR ON FIRE
WHEN HE'S NEAR YOU
YOU'RE ON FIRE
WHEN HE SPEAKS
YOU'RE ON FIRE
BURNING AT THESE MYSTERIES
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cramulus on November 01, 2007, 01:06:10 am
*SHOVE*

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/lmno_off_roof.jpg)


WHO'S NEXT??
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Idem on November 01, 2007, 01:33:00 am
*SHOVE*

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/lmno_off_roof.jpg)


WHO'S NEXT??

BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cramulus on November 01, 2007, 01:55:06 am
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Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Xooxe on November 01, 2007, 02:08:23 am
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Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Xooxe on November 01, 2007, 02:13:02 am
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Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Triple Zero on November 01, 2007, 11:20:58 am
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Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LMNO on November 01, 2007, 12:32:26 pm
DISCO INFERNOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
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Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Idem on November 01, 2007, 03:11:06 pm
DISCO INFERNOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
   \
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:potd:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Chairman Risus on November 02, 2007, 01:54:51 am
Went and made it official.
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Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Penumbral on November 02, 2007, 08:35:53 am
this thread = whirlwind of emotion.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Idem on November 02, 2007, 08:46:59 am
WHEN WE TOUCH

WHEN WE KISS
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Xooxe on November 02, 2007, 08:54:04 am
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Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on November 02, 2007, 01:32:53 pm
This thread is Olympic in its Epicness. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Payne on December 15, 2007, 07:21:11 pm
Fuck the roof. Fuck the pool on the roof.

I hope you drown.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Chairman Risus on December 15, 2007, 08:21:11 pm
       Blasphemy!
              \\
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Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: barumunk on January 12, 2008, 07:49:40 pm
Pools are lame anyway!!!!! :D
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Jasper on January 13, 2008, 02:24:09 am
That was legendary.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2008, 06:24:56 pm
I'm impressed.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 11, 2008, 09:08:52 pm
Bumpy Roof:

(http://www.rainguardusa.com/article_images/tile_roof.jpg)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on July 18, 2008, 02:16:44 pm
Aww Jesus!  Look at all of the crap in the pool.  Doesn't anyone every clean this thing out? 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: singer on July 18, 2008, 04:18:38 pm
Aww Jesus!  Look at all of the crap in the pool.  Doesn't anyone every clean this thing out? 
Well... I'm only responsible for that hunk of toasted marshmallow that dropped off my stick.... I don't know who caused the rest of the gunk though.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on July 18, 2008, 04:20:02 pm
I wanna say it was BGP. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 18, 2008, 05:08:41 pm
Well it wasn't me and the women cleaned up the LAST time.....
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 31, 2008, 07:07:31 am
Creepy roof is creepy:

(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/creepy-house-demotivational-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 24, 2008, 01:18:47 am
THE TIME TO HESITATE IS THROUGH
NO TIME TO WALLOW IN THE MIRE
TRY NOW WE CAN ONLY LOSE
AND OUR LOVE BECOME A FUNERAL PYRE
COME ON BABY, LIGHT MY FIRE
COME ON BABY, LIGHT MY FIRE
TRY TO SET THE ROOF ON FIRE, YEAH.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Teh_Loserer on September 27, 2008, 03:44:51 am
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Baby ROOOF?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Jenne on September 27, 2008, 11:17:44 am
troll bitch?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Teh_Loserer on September 27, 2008, 01:14:43 pm
troll bitch?

 :taco:?
 

Yep, troll noob. Let the flaming begin, I bathe in asbestos so I'll be fine.

Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Payne on September 27, 2008, 01:24:03 pm
Heh. I love how every n00b is a troll now. And every troll a n00b.

Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Teh_Loserer on September 27, 2008, 02:18:11 pm

Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.


Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.

There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Payne on September 27, 2008, 05:02:36 pm

Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.


Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.

There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:

Yeah, I get what you mean. I just don't like the constant attacks on pretty much everyone that joins up.

My opinion is that a troll will get it if it warrants it. One post isn't enough to make that assessment, unless it's TRULY terrible.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Faust on September 27, 2008, 05:55:30 pm

Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.


Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.

There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:

Yeah, I get what you mean. I just don't like the constant attacks on pretty much everyone that joins up.

My opinion is that a troll will get it if it warrants it. One post isn't enough to make that assessment, unless it's TRULY terrible.

The forum aristocracy must not be questioned!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Chairman Risus on September 27, 2008, 06:37:00 pm

Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.


Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.

There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:

Yeah, I get what you mean. I just don't like the constant attacks on pretty much everyone that joins up.

My opinion is that a troll will get it if it warrants it. One post isn't enough to make that assessment, unless it's TRULY terrible.

The forum aristocracy must not be questioned!
:kingmeh:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cain on September 27, 2008, 06:43:37 pm

Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.


Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.

There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:

Yeah, I get what you mean. I just don't like the constant attacks on pretty much everyone that joins up.

My opinion is that a troll will get it if it warrants it. One post isn't enough to make that assessment, unless it's TRULY terrible.

The forum aristocracy must not be questioned!
:kingmeh:

Trolls, all of you.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Teh_Loserer on September 27, 2008, 07:08:44 pm
Quote from: Cain
Trolls, all of you.


LIES!! LIES AND SLANDER!!!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LMNO on September 27, 2008, 09:34:35 pm
it seems to me that the 50 post suggestion is working. I don't really see too much harshness here.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2008, 01:54:52 am

Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.


Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.

There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:

A fucking LIVE ONE!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Teh_Loserer on September 28, 2008, 03:11:04 pm

A fucking LIVE ONE!

In body if not in mind, anyway...
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on September 29, 2008, 01:46:51 pm
it seems to me that the 50 post suggestion is working. I don't really see too much harshness here.

WTF are you doing on the roof, on a Saturday?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cain on September 29, 2008, 05:39:26 pm
it seems to me that the 50 post suggestion is working. I don't really see too much harshness here.

WTF are you doing on the roof, on a Saturday?

iPhone spaggotry.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LMNO on September 29, 2008, 05:53:28 pm
It's the most dangerous toy ever invented.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cain on September 29, 2008, 05:54:50 pm
Is it also made in China and covered in lead paint?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LMNO on September 29, 2008, 06:47:42 pm
I dunno, but is sure is tasty when I lick it!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Jasper on September 30, 2008, 12:11:23 am
Wait, we're now getting LMNO live on the street?

This decade, I tell ya.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Voodoo on October 02, 2008, 05:26:57 pm

Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.


Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.

There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:

Yeah, I get what you mean. I just don't like the constant attacks on pretty much everyone that joins up.

My opinion is that a troll will get it if it warrants it. One post isn't enough to make that assessment, unless it's TRULY terrible.

I have found that when you are as mind-numbingly boring as me, no one even notices when you join a forum or make posts (except for the extremely stupid or in poor taste ones).
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Payne on October 02, 2008, 05:28:15 pm

Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.


Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.

There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:

Yeah, I get what you mean. I just don't like the constant attacks on pretty much everyone that joins up.

My opinion is that a troll will get it if it warrants it. One post isn't enough to make that assessment, unless it's TRULY terrible.




 :?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 02, 2008, 05:40:22 pm

Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.


Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.

There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:

Yeah, I get what you mean. I just don't like the constant attacks on pretty much everyone that joins up.

My opinion is that a troll will get it if it warrants it. One post isn't enough to make that assessment, unless it's TRULY terrible.




 :?


 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the dreadful hours on October 13, 2008, 08:40:16 pm
the pool is on fire
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LMNO on October 13, 2008, 08:42:35 pm
It's filled with rum; what did you expect?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the dreadful hours on October 13, 2008, 08:54:04 pm
bourbon
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LMNO on October 13, 2008, 08:55:19 pm
Too many wannabe pirates, not enough wannabe BIG, GAY COWBOYS.




Something needs to change.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Jasper on October 13, 2008, 08:59:27 pm
Rum is good.  People say it burns to drink straight, but they are spags.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the dreadful hours on October 13, 2008, 09:00:33 pm
sticks to the soul
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 13, 2008, 09:03:31 pm
rum is gross
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Jasper on October 13, 2008, 09:04:23 pm
rum is gross
:cn:

Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 13, 2008, 09:14:50 pm
KYS
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on October 13, 2008, 09:15:08 pm
rum is gross without cola

fixed
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 13, 2008, 09:16:40 pm
rum is gross
:cn:

<------ Found one!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on October 13, 2008, 09:16:57 pm
Great, now I've got that stupid song in my head.  Though, at least it replaced the other stupid song in my head.  
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Payne on October 13, 2008, 09:18:02 pm
rum is gross
:cn:

<------ Found one!

You are citing a source known only as "Resident Houseplant"?

I don't buy it.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Jasper on October 13, 2008, 09:19:37 pm
It's what plants CRAAAVE.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 13, 2008, 09:31:18 pm
rum is gross
:cn:

<------ Found one!

You are citing a source known only as "Resident Houseplant"?

I don't buy it.

Yuo dare to doubt ME, Keith Richards 2.0?!

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/cainadkeithrichards.png)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Jenne on October 14, 2008, 01:42:40 am
It's what plants CRAAAVE.

:mittens:  :lol:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Triple Zero on October 14, 2008, 06:48:13 am
rum is gross without cola

fixed

DR PEPPER OR GTFO
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Manta Obscura on October 27, 2008, 02:33:45 pm
Am I to believe, despite promises to the contrary, that there is no pool for me to relax in?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cramulus on October 27, 2008, 02:39:36 pm
LOL there's no pool on the roof little n00bling! This is your first day of high school all over again! Bwahahahahahahahah!

 :love:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Payne on October 27, 2008, 02:45:34 pm
We are pooless.

[intentional spelling]
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Manta Obscura on October 27, 2008, 02:46:53 pm
LOL there's no pool on the roof little n00bling! This is your first day of high school all over again! Bwahahahahahahahah!

 :love:

Well, this sucks!  :argh!:

That's it, I'm becoming a Scientologist. At least that's a religion that delivers on its promises . . .

Sorry. I couldn't keep a straight face while saying that. :D
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2008, 02:47:23 pm
Well, we do have to winterize it afterall.  You don't want the foundation getting cracks in it. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cramulus on October 27, 2008, 02:53:48 pm
I guess we do have a pool.

A pool of urine.





thanx payne






Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Manta Obscura on October 27, 2008, 02:57:38 pm
Well, we do have to winterize it afterall.  You don't want the foundation getting cracks in it. 

Actually, cracks are what we want. The physical foundation should mirror the psychological makeup of the people who post on this site. :wink:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 27, 2008, 02:58:47 pm
Well, we do have to winterize it afterall.  You don't want the foundation getting cracks in it. 

Actually, cracks are what we want. The physical foundation should mirror the psychological makeup of the people who post on this site. :wink:

That would violate every single building code known to humanity.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Payne on October 27, 2008, 02:59:01 pm
I guess we do have a pool.

A pool of urine.





thanx payne








What did I tell you about coffee?

Yes, I told you "It goes right through me".

At close enough to "Free fall" speed to get hordes of 9-11 truthers writing theories about a controlled demolition of my bladder.

Still, you make a good brew dude.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Manta Obscura on October 27, 2008, 03:09:14 pm
Well, we do have to winterize it afterall.  You don't want the foundation getting cracks in it. 

Actually, cracks are what we want. The physical foundation should mirror the psychological makeup of the people who post on this site. :wink:

That would violate every single building code known to humanity.

Yeah, I know . . . just toying with the idea of physical spaces matching personal character.

A theoretical aside: I've sat around and thought about the question, "What would other fields be like with Discordian influence?" For instance, in architecture there are Zen schools of thought, in science there is a post-modernist viewpoint, etc. What would various fields be like with Discordian influence?

In terms of architecture, I think Discordian-themed buildings would be some of the coolest places in the whole damn world. I imagine buildings/environs where the inhabitants continually add to/recreate their living space. Sort of like a high-quality-materials couch fort, but on a much larger scale.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2008, 03:16:43 pm
Well, we do have to winterize it afterall.  You don't want the foundation getting cracks in it. 

Actually, cracks are what we want. The physical foundation should mirror the psychological makeup of the people who post on this site. :wink:

Yeah but the water would fall out of it. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 27, 2008, 03:17:42 pm
In terms of architecture, I think Discordian-themed buildings would be some of the coolest places in the whole damn world. I imagine buildings/environs where the inhabitants continually add to/recreate their living space. Sort of like a high-quality-materials couch fort, but on a much larger scale.
:lulz:

Best. Idea. Ever.



"Dude, I'm sweating my nuts off in here."
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"Shut up! If THEY hear you, they'll find us and take our weed!"
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 27, 2008, 04:10:40 pm
I'm guessing that Discordian architecture would end up looking like the Winchester Mystery House (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winchester_Mystery_House): no master plan, constant rebuilding, staircases that lead to nowhere, doors that open up into thin air.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2008, 04:32:26 pm
In that case I think the agency admin offices were designed by Discordians.  I still get lost there sometimes. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 27, 2008, 08:10:16 pm
Or maybe like the building I work it, there would be changes to labels...

For example, we do not have a four story building... although if you are in the building you might want to disagree. However, we have Floor 1 and Mezzanine 1 and Floor 2 and Mezzanine 2. This is true because the elevator buttons say 1 M1 2 M2

If we had four floors, like some robots would want to label... we would have to pay taxes on a four story building. However, since we only have two floors (and two floors that we labeled mezzanine... err I mean, two Mezzanines), then we only have to pay for taxes on a 2 story building.

Think about what would happen if we started changing out other labels.....
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 27, 2008, 08:32:54 pm
Huh.... so is it actually a mezzanine?  I mean like the mezzanine floor doesn't completely restrict the view from the ground floor to the second 'story'?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 27, 2008, 08:39:52 pm
Huh.... so is it actually a mezzanine?  I mean like the mezzanine floor doesn't completely restrict the view from the ground floor to the second 'story'?

Well, in the front of the building there is a big staircase which you can go Up and down on, all four floors are open there. So technically that area is a Mez. The rest of the building, office space, server rooms, cafe etc... all normal floorspace.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2008, 12:40:32 am
I have nothing useful to add.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 29, 2008, 12:41:35 am
I don't get this.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 29, 2008, 06:33:06 am
And I thought you were cool  :(
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Dark Monk on October 29, 2008, 09:45:18 am
P-Roof.
(http://www.brightview-windows.com/images/Conservatories/P-Shape%20Roof.jpg)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on October 29, 2008, 12:54:56 pm
Don't P in the Pool
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on October 29, 2008, 05:50:41 pm
should the building spell out poee in the sky?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 29, 2008, 06:39:22 pm
And I thought you were cool  :(

In my defense, I didn't try that hard.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on November 04, 2008, 06:12:20 pm
ppssst roger im just an idiot not a derailer
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2008, 06:14:31 pm
ppssst roger im just an idiot not a derailer

Who gives a fuck? 

Just shut the hell up.  You deliberately fucked up more than one thread, actual INTERESTING threads, because you're an asshole.

Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on November 04, 2008, 06:24:20 pm
yes sir  :x
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2008, 06:53:10 pm
yes sir  :x

Fuck off.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: fomenter on November 04, 2008, 07:27:37 pm
roof ruined
 (http://fatherneo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/roof.jpg)







roof fixed NSFW   http://www.clivejames.com/files/images/Roof_Taylor_Square_web.jpg
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2008, 07:29:01 pm
roof ruined
 (http://fatherneo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/roof.jpg)







roof fixed NSFW   http://www.clivejames.com/files/images/Roof_Taylor_Square_web.jpg

Hey.

NOWHERE does it say "No fighting on the roof".

Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: fomenter on November 04, 2008, 07:35:40 pm
oh OK -- ding ding, round two
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1340/774437566_c92436bd3a.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2008, 07:40:12 pm
oh OK -- ding ding, round two
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1340/774437566_c92436bd3a.jpg?v=0)

No.   This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSJIORWj4tw
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on November 04, 2008, 07:43:15 pm
Fiddler on the roof?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2008, 07:44:31 pm
Fiddler on the roof?

SHUT

UP
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 05, 2008, 12:17:47 am
oh OK -- ding ding, round two
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1340/774437566_c92436bd3a.jpg?v=0)

Whoa, is that guy's pants pooped? 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on November 20, 2008, 05:55:42 pm
has the pool been winterized yet?  You don't want it to go freezing and then cracking the cement. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 20, 2008, 06:38:08 pm
has the pool been winterized yet?  You don't want it to go freezing and then cracking the cement. 

I'm pretty sure that, given its current composition, the pool's freezing temperature is somewhere well below 0 degrees Celsius.

Also, being on fire works as a pretty good antifreeze.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cramulus on November 20, 2008, 06:40:37 pm
yeah - at what temperature does gin freeze?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Hoopla on November 20, 2008, 06:42:07 pm
I thought it didn't freeze?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on November 20, 2008, 06:43:38 pm
Well this explains why the pigeons keep flying into the windows. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 20, 2008, 06:47:59 pm
yeah - at what temperature does gin freeze?

Some research reveals that it's about -20℉. Does it get that cold up here?

Pour that barrel of moonshine in just to be safe.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cramulus on November 20, 2008, 06:52:09 pm
WAIT has someone been pouring antifreeze into the pool?

I can't see my hands.

so sleepy...
I'm going to go take a nap.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Hoopla on November 20, 2008, 06:56:18 pm
Enrico drinks anti-freeze, so anything is possible.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 20, 2008, 06:56:38 pm
WAIT has someone been pouring antifreeze into the pool?

I can't see my hands.

so sleepy...
I'm going to go take a nap.

The hell are you worried about? Antifreeze kills your kidneys, but those nice strangers we got drunk with last week took yours out for you after you passed out. Remember?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Penumbral on November 20, 2008, 08:15:31 pm
I thought it didn't freeze?

We need to get a team together and put gin in a room at (close to) 0kelvin and break physics. I sujest tanqueray.

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/store/imgs/stand_back_square_0.png)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: ternechto on December 18, 2008, 12:29:59 am
per cram

(http://www2.picturepush.com/photo/a/1255095/img/Anonymous/spago.gif)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Mu on February 15, 2009, 03:09:04 pm
OMG there actuall is a thred called the roof.. with a pool in it...  :eek:

That, i was not expecting.

 8)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on February 16, 2009, 01:31:01 pm
Hey, we're into acoutriments just as much as the next spag. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: bds on February 16, 2009, 04:28:13 pm
OMG there actuall is a thred called the roof.. with a pool in it...  :eek:

That, i was not expecting.

 8)

Oh we're full of horrible little surprises like that.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Mu on February 16, 2009, 06:21:11 pm
Yay i like surprices ^ ^

The pool wasnt horrible, just kinda weird... wasnt expecting it i thought Cainad was having a laugh when he said that  :lol:

Anyways... ima go do some leangths

 :lulz:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on February 16, 2009, 06:33:19 pm
Just be wary, it has been known to catch fire every now and again. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: bds on February 16, 2009, 06:48:06 pm
Oh, d'you remember that time it grew tentacles?
That was fucking weird.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Mu on February 16, 2009, 07:34:52 pm
Hmmm...

I think im finished with lengths...

*gets out, eyes the pool suspiciously and walks away*

 :fnord:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: fomenter on February 16, 2009, 07:37:38 pm
penicillin shots the sooner the better - fair warning
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: bds on February 16, 2009, 07:42:59 pm
Penicilin?
Bah.
He has a weak immune system, so I suggest you strap yourself down for a couple of days while the chemicals worn their way outta your system.

Oh, and try and do it somewhere isolated, we don't want anyone to find you.
Trust me, it's not a pretty sight.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Vene on February 16, 2009, 07:45:39 pm
Penicilin?
Bah.
He has a weak immune system, so I suggest you strap yourself down for a couple of days while the chemicals worn their way outta your system.

Oh, and try and do it somewhere isolated, we don't want anyone to find you.
Trust me, it's not a pretty sight.
But it might be a good idea to have somebody check on you after a week, just to make sure, well, let's just say you don't want to know.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: bds on February 16, 2009, 07:48:25 pm
Penicilin?
Bah.
He has a weak immune system, so I suggest you strap yourself down for a couple of days while the chemicals worn their way outta your system.

Oh, and try and do it somewhere isolated, we don't want anyone to find you.
Trust me, it's not a pretty sight.
But it might be a good idea to have somebody check on you after a week, just to make sure, well, let's just say you don't want to know.

But please make sure they have a strong stomach.
Otherwise they'll only make it worse.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Mu on February 16, 2009, 07:49:56 pm
Im beggining to feel a tiny bit scared  :|
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: bds on February 16, 2009, 07:51:06 pm
Im beggining to feel a tiny bit scared  :|


Oh don't worry, everything'll be fine.

... You do still have that first aid kit I gave you right?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on February 16, 2009, 07:51:55 pm
(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x227/M4RVY777/fonzie.jpg)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Koffee Addikt on March 11, 2009, 06:38:26 am
...but I don't have any. Who did you fuck, then?  :D
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on March 11, 2009, 01:21:50 pm
Have you checked your hands recently? 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on March 11, 2009, 03:57:05 pm
not since the void stamp washed off
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on March 11, 2009, 06:08:18 pm
So that means there is now a void where the void was? 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on March 11, 2009, 07:06:05 pm
you mean like this
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9429/deidarashandexperienceb.jpg) (http://img141.imageshack.us/my.php?image=deidarashandexperienceb.jpg)



Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on March 11, 2009, 07:16:15 pm
Umm, I don't think so.  However, that does give an interesting spin on the phrase "don't bite the hand that feeds."
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Faust on March 29, 2009, 02:04:11 am
THE ROOF CRIB IS NOW K-9 GROUND. ANY BITCHES NOT WEARING K-9 COLOURS, LEAVE NOW!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: bds on March 29, 2009, 02:05:54 am
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!

PLUS, THIS K9 KRU OPERATIVE IS TOTALLY GUNNA KICK YOUR ASS!!

(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/2731/badassdog.jpg) (http://img26.imageshack.us/my.php?image=badassdog.jpg)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: bds on March 29, 2009, 02:09:22 am
                                     I JUST PISSED THE POOL! SCENT MARKING, BITCHES!
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(http://photos.jpgmag.com/79222_20288_3da2333707_p.jpg)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Jasper on March 29, 2009, 06:34:14 am
Dogs don't belong on the roof. 

You are dogs, stop being silly. 

Get off the roof.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Faust on March 29, 2009, 10:38:32 am
Dogs don't belong on the roof. 

You are dogs, stop being silly. 

Get off the roof.
you steppin bitch?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the dreadful hours on March 29, 2009, 04:00:56 pm
the humanity
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Faust on March 29, 2009, 04:04:03 pm
you just walked into the wrong part of the forum hombre
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the dreadful hours on March 29, 2009, 04:05:02 pm
story of my life
i'm gonna go play with the cat
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Faust on April 01, 2009, 09:38:04 pm
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2066/dogonroof.jpg)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on April 13, 2009, 07:19:23 am
(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6337/fnord1.jpg) (http://img27.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fnord1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LuciferX on May 13, 2009, 09:18:35 am
the roof is a canopy of oxidized basement bars...
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Faust on May 13, 2009, 06:40:47 pm
You want the 9s to fuck your shit up?
I'm going to be nice, you are new around these parts, turn around and get the fuck off the roof and never tread on dog turf again unless you are wearing dog colours.
you got it?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Rev. Stanley Baldwin on July 03, 2009, 07:52:00 pm
(http://www.futurerelease.com/old/0521091156a.jpg)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2009, 07:55:38 pm
(http://www.futurerelease.com/old/0521091156a.jpg)

You were "meat collector" in May/June.  Why the name change?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on July 03, 2009, 08:03:07 pm
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/siblog/siblog/poop-catchers-mitt.jpg)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Rev. Stanley Baldwin on July 03, 2009, 08:03:56 pm
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,
plus, theres more meat to grind ;-)

now, if you ever ask me to explain myself ;-)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2009, 08:04:52 pm
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,
plus, theres more meat to grind ;-)

now, if you ever ask me to explain myself ;-)

Sounds like a bad case of Daruko.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Rev. Stanley Baldwin on July 03, 2009, 08:22:07 pm
yea, they had to irradiate an halogen....
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Jenne on September 15, 2009, 02:45:06 pm
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/siblog/siblog/poop-catchers-mitt.jpg)

"poop catchers mitt"?  :lol:

Also, kinda cool charm, though I'm at a loss as to why.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on September 15, 2009, 02:57:18 pm
So, what happened to yatto anyway? 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2009, 03:10:51 pm
He accidentally a furby.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on September 15, 2009, 03:13:50 pm
Ow, that's gotta hurt!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 15, 2009, 11:07:18 pm
So, what happened to yatto anyway? 
The weird part is that I didn't even realize that he was gone.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 11:46:59 pm
So, what happened to yatto anyway? 
The weird part is that I didn't even realize that he was gone.

I didn't care. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 11:47:22 pm
He accidentally a furby.

And his moms got scared...
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on September 16, 2009, 02:46:36 am
So, what happened to yatto anyway? 
The weird part is that I didn't even realize that he was gone.

His brand of, whatever it is he does, stuck out for me. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2009, 06:23:57 am
I liked Yatto.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: fomenter on September 16, 2009, 06:35:56 am
he flounced w/o saying why?? 

  i hope it's not because we treated his marketing Buddy the same as we treat anyone else that shows up here..
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2009, 01:28:44 pm
he flounced w/o saying why?? 

  i hope it's not because we treated his marketing Buddy the same as we treat anyone else that shows up here..

I wouldn't say we treated him the same. I'd say we treated him like a jackass, because he was acting like one.

Maybe Yatto is just busy.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: fomenter on September 16, 2009, 04:41:51 pm
that's what i meant, we treated him based on how he acted just like we would any one else..



Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: ikto on September 25, 2009, 04:44:06 am
(http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac187/holichao/cat_pool.jpg)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on September 25, 2009, 10:43:17 am
heh, kitty pool. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Reginald Ret on September 29, 2009, 10:20:15 pm
The water looks nothing like that from up close.


let me rephrase that:
The alledged "water" looks nothing like that from up close.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on October 17, 2009, 05:08:21 am
he flounced w/o saying why?? 

why ask why :D
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 15, 2009, 05:13:56 pm
I came up here to chill and look at the stars. there all MAD BASTARDS down there, every last one of them.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 23, 2009, 08:43:39 pm
So, quick question: were the "THERE IS NO POOL YOU IDIOT" and "NEVER MIND I FOUND THE POOL" images created specifically for this thread? Because a friend of mine found them during a google image search for something else and she thought they were hilarious out of context. Then I showed her this thread and her brain did this ---> :asplode:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cramulus on December 23, 2009, 08:44:07 pm
yeah they were created for this thread

weird - in what context did (s)he find them?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Dimocritus on December 28, 2009, 06:01:04 pm
Uggh... I just stepped in gum... Who puts gum on a roof?!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on December 28, 2009, 06:24:26 pm
I wanna say it was BGP. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Triple Zero on February 01, 2010, 06:07:06 pm
I told you, you could have fit a lot more if you had shaved them first!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Jasper on February 02, 2010, 02:35:11 am
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!!

:zombie:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on February 02, 2010, 02:42:44 am
(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8349/redneckroofcouch.jpg) (http://img13.imageshack.us/i/redneckroofcouch.jpg/)
looks ok to me
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Jasper on February 02, 2010, 02:57:57 am
Buddha say:  This thread is a burning house.

(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a120/D1g1talD34th420/house_ablaze.jpg)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on February 02, 2010, 03:05:38 am
thats the old roof, new ones fireproofed

(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1180/conservatecreplacementk.jpg) (http://img691.imageshack.us/i/conservatecreplacementk.jpg/)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Jasper on February 02, 2010, 03:11:14 am
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/conservatecreplacementk.jpg)

CLEARLY ON FIRE.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Freeky on February 02, 2010, 03:58:20 am
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/conservatecreplacementk.jpg)

CLEARLY ON FIRE.

Nonsense! That roof isn't on fire, that fire is on the roof!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Jasper on February 02, 2010, 07:36:24 am
I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THESE PETTY SEMANTICS!  FIRE!!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on February 02, 2010, 08:25:57 am
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/2804/jap3p.jpg) (http://img40.imageshack.us/i/jap3p.jpg/)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on March 01, 2010, 09:07:02 pm
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/conservatecreplacementk.jpg)

CLEARLY ON FIRE.

zomg. law of 5s!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Jasper on March 01, 2010, 10:08:20 pm
It was the aesthetically optimal number of fire guys.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2010, 10:18:58 pm
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/conservatecreplacementk.jpg)

CLEARLY ON FIRE.

Nonsense! That roof isn't on fire, that fire is on the roof!

Freeky is wins thread.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Rod Stewart on March 02, 2010, 12:08:17 pm
How do I get some service around here?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on March 02, 2010, 01:35:53 pm

Rod Stewart?!

:lulz:

Damn its hard to tell if its an alt sans avatar and sig!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LMNO on March 02, 2010, 01:41:32 pm
Oh, Roddy's been stumbling around these forums for a few years, now.

My guess is that he just woke up from his last bender (which involved a hot tub filled with gin, two dozen college freshmen, and a garden weasel).
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on March 02, 2010, 03:03:44 pm
Ok that seems to make sense!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on March 30, 2010, 02:59:46 am
He's Forever Young.  D/N/T!

I hear that he likes to hang out with the dreadful hours and swap bad poetry/song lyrics. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on April 12, 2010, 09:02:21 pm
I think the pool needs a little attention.  It's got stuff floating in it. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 12, 2010, 09:27:12 pm
I think the pool needs a little attention.  It's got stuff floating in it. 

I would argue that the nature of the stuff floating in it is a result of too much attention.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Abbess Jade on May 07, 2010, 01:07:59 am
...why hasn't anyone thought about putting out the fire? Whether the fire is on the roof, or the roof is on fire, the shit's gon' BURN, MAN. IT'S BURNING UP H---...


The irony of diet water.



BUT THAT'S NOT THE CASE.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on May 07, 2010, 01:15:39 am
It keeps the pigeons away.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 07, 2010, 01:22:08 am
It keeps the pigeons away.

You keep arguing this about it.  I'm telling you the only reason those pigeons are so hard to keep away is because they were mutated by the pool in the first place!  We can't keep up like this - one of the pigeons shat on a nearby car and blew the thing sky high.  It was the god damn meals on wheels van, RWHN, I don't want that on my conscience.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 07, 2010, 01:22:51 am
It's not the kind of fire you can put out with water, and adding more chemicals seems like a bad idea. It's like our own personal Cuyahoga.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on May 07, 2010, 01:24:06 am
It keeps the pigeons away.

You keep arguing this about it.  I'm telling you the only reason those pigeons are so hard to keep away is because they were mutated by the pool in the first place!  We can't keep up like this - one of the pigeons shat on a nearby car and blew the thing sky high.  It was the god damn meals on wheels van, RWHN, I don't want that on my conscience.

At least it wasn't the ice cream truck. 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Abbess Jade on May 07, 2010, 01:27:31 am
Quote
You keep arguing this about it.  I'm telling you the only reason those pigeons are so hard to keep away is because they were mutated by the pool in the first place!  We can't keep up like this - one of the pigeons shat on a nearby car and blew the thing sky high.  It was the god damn meals on wheels van, RWHN, I don't want that on my conscience.

Not the precious NOMS!


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It's not the kind of fire you can put out with water, and adding more chemicals seems like a bad idea. It's like our own personal Cuyahoga.

...do we get to have our own Cthulhu, too?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 02:26:29 am


...do we get to have our own Cthulhu, too?

Yes, but you're going to be disappointed.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on May 07, 2010, 10:41:36 am
(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/3331/garfieldzalgo1.jpg) (http://img144.imageshack.us/i/garfieldzalgo1.jpg/)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Abbess Jade on May 07, 2010, 09:07:59 pm
...oh, great. We don't get Cthulhu, we get Zalgo, he who waits behind the wall, the wannabe Lovecraftian. T A T'


That is disappointing.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Jasper on May 07, 2010, 10:00:29 pm
Meh.  Cthulhu has a pretty tame image these days.  Ooo, tentacles.  Ooo, reality-warping. 

Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Abbess Jade on May 09, 2010, 07:16:31 pm
Well, yeah. But I'm just a fool for the classics...
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Telarus on May 09, 2010, 08:26:44 pm
Early in my illumination, during the beginnings of the 23 Apples of Eris (http://www.23ae.com) cabal, I had a spontaneous hallucination of walking through the endless plains of Limbo.

I wandered the dusty, blasted landscape for what felt like Aeons. Then, through the blowing dust and sand, I saw a glimmer of light. Neon red characters winked at me through the howling storm. As I approached I began to make out other details. The still unreadable baleful red characters were hugged in two curves of eerie blue. The winds died for the 23rd time that hour and a tingle ran up my hominid spine at what the calm revealed.

Squatting on the desolate plains of Limbo, a single building stands intact. A wide low rectangle of dark glossy stone which the eye slides across like it wants to look somewhere else. At least, 'rectangular' was the only word my feeble monkey brain cold conjure to describe the structure. The corners of the object were the most disconcerting, refusing to be statically observed, forcing your gaze back to the mind killing landscape while they resumed their non-Euclidian folding unobserved.

Remembering what had originally caught my attention I calmed my panicked glancing about. Yes! There, on the front the the building. What? No... that's not possible....

I crept closer, a hundred warnings from a hundred Mythos tales shouting from the back of my mind. At last my cautious approach delivered me just out of arm's reach from the thing.

Affixed at convenient eye level, and next to a large door that appeared to be covered in strange leather and brass studs, a cheerful, neon red-and-blue 'Open' sign flickered at me in the way that only well used neon can.

Mind blown, the robot consciousness takes over. I feel as if I float above my body, watching numbly as it opens the door with a simple push. I watch as I walk stiffly through the opening into the waiting tendrils of mist beyond the open portal. My perspective follows, floating towards the impossible entrance. Out of the corner of my eye I notice the great studded leather door begins to swing closed. For a second I wonder if it will close before my mind enters the space beyond, leaving me disembodied and stranded among the sands of nowhere. I panic. Time seems to slow, the door creeping across the last foot of space like a shadow across a sundial. The adrenaline hits my system like a cop tasing a 12 year old girl, I scream, flailing and running forward until my throat feels like it will bleed.

Before I can realize that a bleeding throat means I still have a meat-sack to inhabit, something tough, wet, and fishy smelling hits me square in the face so hard I fly backward. I black out as my head slams onto the hard ground.

I wake, head afire, eyes screwed closed against any light. I hear horrible wet slithering sounds. Then, as if in response a gruff older man's voice. "Y' think he'll come to?" More brief wet sounds. My head feels like it is wrapped in cotton and my eyelids won't respond to my will, only twitching briefly. Suddenly, a thought that is most definitely not mine presses against my still fuzzy mind. This is very difficult to put into word-symbols after the fact, please bear with me. It was as if a giant tentacle the texture of a cat's tongue wrapped itself around my mind. I felt a dizzying lurch of movement and in my minds eye catch glimpses of strange underwater architecture towering over beds of seaweed all lit in an otherworldy green glow. The rush of motion stops and I.. I... imagine I guess is the word, a huge luminous orb set into rolling folds of green algae covered flesh towering before me. The mottled patterns across the surface shift slightly and I realize that this immense eye is looking me up and down.

Forcing every part of my mind that is trying to convince me that just giving up and going insane would be easiest and most logical thing to do to shut the hell up, I realize that I can still feel my eyelids pressed tightly together. I snap them open and blink into dingy overhead light.

Standing before me are two large figures. The first my sight slides off of, like trying to focus on the corners of the building. The second is a large, muscled older man with a grizzled beard and an eyepatch. He wears a stained brown apron and is cleaning a large glass mug with a dingy towel and stares at the first figure. I notice a name-tag on the apron. It says

Hello my name is...
WOTAN:BARTENDER.

Suddenly the first figure shifts and the wet slithering sound returns. At the same time, another sand-paper textured alien thought pierces my mind, projecting words which I know aren't mine, yet feel like lead hitting granite blocks when they appear:

HE'LL BE FINE. POOR SUCKA JUST NEEDS A DRINK.

My mind scrabbles looking for a detail on the second figure that I can focus my gaze on. After maddening glimpses of folded wings, terrible claws, writhing tentacles, and barnacle covered... wait.. was that an elbow? a knee? ...my gaze locks onto a familiar rectangular shape. A name tag:

Hello my name is...
C'THULHU:BOUNCER


I pass the fuck out. Again.

Luckily, when I next awake there is a drink in my hand and Wotan is passing me a blunt.



[There, lovecraftian enough?   ......actully, I've been waiting a long time to write that out, thanks for the opening.]
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Abbess Jade on May 15, 2010, 08:18:32 pm
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[There, lovecraftian enough?   ......actully, I've been waiting a long time to write that out, thanks for the opening.]

I love you. c:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: BadBeast on May 23, 2010, 03:10:01 pm
...why hasn't anyone thought about putting out the fire? Whether the fire is on the roof, or the roof is on fire, the shit's gon' BURN, MAN. IT'S BURNING UP H---...


The irony of diet water.



BUT THAT'S NOT THE CASE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-JmjBJAorU
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on May 23, 2010, 06:33:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKhN0gh0kjY
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: BadBeast on May 23, 2010, 08:18:57 pm
Early in my illumination, during the beginnings of the 23 Apples of Eris (http://www.23ae.com) cabal, I had a spontaneous hallucination of walking through the endless plains of Limbo.

I wandered the dusty, blasted landscape for what felt like Aeons. Then, through the blowing dust and sand, I saw a glimmer of light. Neon red characters winked at me through the howling storm. As I approached I began to make out other details. The still unreadable baleful red characters were hugged in two curves of eerie blue. The winds died for the 23rd time that hour and a tingle ran up my hominid spine at what the calm revealed.

Squatting on the desolate plains of Limbo, a single building stands intact. A wide low rectangle of dark glossy stone which the eye slides across like it wants to look somewhere else. At least, 'rectangular' was the only word my feeble monkey brain cold conjure to describe the structure. The corners of the object were the most disconcerting, refusing to be statically observed, forcing your gaze back to the mind killing landscape while they resumed their non-Euclidian folding unobserved.

Remembering what had originally caught my attention I calmed my panicked glancing about. Yes! There, on the front the the building. What? No... that's not possible....

I crept closer, a hundred warnings from a hundred Mythos tales shouting from the back of my mind. At last my cautious approach delivered me just out of arm's reach from the thing.

Affixed at convenient eye level, and next to a large door that appeared to be covered in strange leather and brass studs, a cheerful, neon red-and-blue 'Open' sign flickered at me in the way that only well used neon can.

Mind blown, the robot consciousness takes over. I feel as if I float above my body, watching numbly as it opens the door with a simple push. I watch as I walk stiffly through the opening into the waiting tendrils of mist beyond the open portal. My perspective follows, floating towards the impossible entrance. Out of the corner of my eye I notice the great studded leather door begins to swing closed. For a second I wonder if it will close before my mind enters the space beyond, leaving me disembodied and stranded among the sands of nowhere. I panic. Time seems to slow, the door creeping across the last foot of space like a shadow across a sundial. The adrenaline hits my system like a cop tasing a 12 year old girl, I scream, flailing and running forward until my throat feels like it will bleed.

Before I can realize that a bleeding throat means I still have a meat-sack to inhabit, something tough, wet, and fishy smelling hits me square in the face so hard I fly backward. I black out as my head slams onto the hard ground.

I wake, head afire, eyes screwed closed against any light. I hear horrible wet slithering sounds. Then, as if in response a gruff older man's voice. "Y' think he'll come to?" More brief wet sounds. My head feels like it is wrapped in cotton and my eyelids won't respond to my will, only twitching briefly. Suddenly, a thought that is most definitely not mine presses against my still fuzzy mind. This is very difficult to put into word-symbols after the fact, please bear with me. It was as if a giant tentacle the texture of a cat's tongue wrapped itself around my mind. I felt a dizzying lurch of movement and in my minds eye catch glimpses of strange underwater architecture towering over beds of seaweed all lit in an otherworldy green glow. The rush of motion stops and I.. I... imagine I guess is the word, a huge luminous orb set into rolling folds of green algae covered flesh towering before me. The mottled patterns across the surface shift slightly and I realize that this immense eye is looking me up and down.

Forcing every part of my mind that is trying to convince me that just giving up and going insane would be easiest and most logical thing to do to shut the hell up, I realize that I can still feel my eyelids pressed tightly together. I snap them open and blink into dingy overhead light.

Standing before me are two large figures. The first my sight slides off of, like trying to focus on the corners of the building. The second is a large, muscled older man with a grizzled beard and an eyepatch. He wears a stained brown apron and is cleaning a large glass mug with a dingy towel and stares at the first figure. I notice a name-tag on the apron. It says

Hello my name is...
WOTAN:BARTENDER.

Suddenly the first figure shifts and the wet slithering sound returns. At the same time, another sand-paper textured alien thought pierces my mind, projecting words which I know aren't mine, yet feel like lead hitting granite blocks when they appear:

HE'LL BE FINE. POOR SUCKA JUST NEEDS A DRINK.

My mind scrabbles looking for a detail on the second figure that I can focus my gaze on. After maddening glimpses of folded wings, terrible claws, writhing tentacles, and barnacle covered... wait.. was that an elbow? a knee? ...my gaze locks onto a familiar rectangular shape. A name tag:

Hello my name is...
C'THULHU:BOUNCER


I pass the fuck out. Again.

Luckily, when I next awake there is a drink in my hand and Wotan is passing me a blunt.



[There, lovecraftian enough?   ......actully, I've been waiting a long time to write that out, thanks for the opening.]

Beautiful.  (Although I'd say the style was more Gaiman than Lovecraft.)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on May 25, 2010, 12:40:53 pm
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/1993/damfloatinghipporobswtf.jpg) (http://img130.imageshack.us/i/damfloatinghipporobswtf.jpg/)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: BadBeast on May 29, 2010, 12:26:01 pm
I think the pool needs a little attention.  It's got stuff floating in it. 

I would argue that the nature of the stuff floating in it is a result of too much attention.
So would Michael Barrymore, and that's not necessarily a good thing.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the dreadful hours on June 14, 2010, 09:03:09 pm
nice day for a swim
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LuciferX on June 20, 2010, 12:50:34 pm
(http://www.yardenvy.com/images/productdetail/chaise-lounge-sbc76wh.jpg)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: N E T on September 01, 2010, 07:25:10 am
(http://imgur.com/sobaL.gif)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cramulus on September 01, 2010, 02:43:39 pm
no fuckin way! Look at all the weird evenly spaced gif artifacts in the pool as he drives over it. Also there's definitely an unusual shadow leading him in the middle of the pool. Gotta be a shop.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: BadBeast on September 01, 2010, 03:34:27 pm
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/GIFS/120px-Backflip_fail.gif)

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/1276499537_14.gif)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 am
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 pm
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Freeky on September 09, 2010, 03:17:20 pm
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:18:20 pm
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Payne on September 09, 2010, 06:06:18 pm
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.

Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LMNO on September 09, 2010, 06:07:01 pm
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.



Hey, I had fun with that one!   :argh!::1fap:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 06:07:56 pm
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.



And the time my swimsuit came apart under unusual stresses that the manufacturers had no real reason to plan for, and the whole damn rooftop became a superfund site.

I still catch hell for that.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Payne on September 09, 2010, 06:13:11 pm
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.



Hey, I had fun with that one!   :argh!::1fap:

We know. That's why it was closed, remember?

Broken and stained cola bottles < Paratroopers ripped out of the sky by an incredibly horny 'roided-up LMNO to be used as flannels for your incessant and frankly disgustingly copious emissions.

There were pictures. But they were too vile to be kept on a server even in pure binary and that's when the database got shaky.

News got out of this whole disgusting episode in rumours, small talk and fortune cookie slips of paper. The FTSE damn near crashed through to the Cellar. The President declared war on the Inuit. The atlantic mysteriously shrak by two inches, and every single lion born in the wild in Africa was white for an entire year.

Yes man. We KNOW you had fun.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Payne on September 09, 2010, 06:15:49 pm
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.



And the time my swimsuit came apart under unusual stresses that the manufacturers had no real reason to plan for, and the whole damn rooftop became a superfund site.

I still catch hell for that.

The real problem there was the back hair clogging up the poor overworked filtration system the pool has.

I mean shit, you can't even cut that crap with a diamond tipped chainsaw.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 06:22:46 pm
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.



And the time my swimsuit came apart under unusual stresses that the manufacturers had no real reason to plan for, and the whole damn rooftop became a superfund site.

I still catch hell for that.

The real problem there was the back hair clogging up the poor overworked filtration system the pool has.

I mean shit, you can't even cut that crap with a diamond tipped chainsaw.

No, but at least it stops bullets and knives, and only requires that a couple of midgets stop by every other month to beat the small birds and squirrels out of it.

An interesting fact gleaned from that incident is that no matter how much hair falls or is torn out, the overall mass stays the same. 

I am considering marketing it to the military as armor for light vehicles, or maybe bulletproof ghille suits.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 10, 2010, 02:23:07 am
No one would be able to walk in the damn thing though. And if they were ever in a jungle area they'd have more to fear from horny gorillas than guerrillas.

/shot for pun.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LuciferX on October 18, 2010, 12:09:29 pm
requesting cue-tip repair kit...
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: BadBeast on October 18, 2010, 01:55:06 pm
requesting cue-tip repair kit...
Someone chored the last one. You'll all have to pool together and buy a new one.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LuciferX on October 20, 2010, 09:14:40 pm
>You'll all have to pool together and buy a new one.
Taking a dip in collections here boss
[came-up with 3 different pipes two types of incense and lighter garnishing
 forgot where the driveway is...]
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: the last yatto on October 23, 2010, 06:23:01 am
HALLway :lulz:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: BadBeast on October 23, 2010, 07:13:51 pm
>You'll all have to pool together and buy a new one.
Taking a dip in collections here boss
[came-up with 3 different pipes two types of incense and lighter garnishing
 forgot where the driveway is...]
Well, try harder. We're deep ending on this.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LuciferX on October 23, 2010, 11:03:26 pm
If they offered to settle, is that not an expression of interest?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: BadBeast on April 18, 2011, 05:51:17 pm
The rumours that there are Candiru breeding in the pool, are mostly untrue. However, this does not mean that pissing in the water is in any way acceptable. And the Nessies don't like it either.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on May 18, 2011, 07:50:15 pm
Just look at this dump.  Where is the goddamned maid? 
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Luna on May 18, 2011, 07:52:42 pm
Just look at this dump.  Where is the goddamned maid? 

The nessies ate her.

Careful, I think there's at least one in the bottom of the pool.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on May 18, 2011, 08:12:40 pm
 :horrormirth:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on May 19, 2011, 10:59:06 am
Well, maybe next time people should...loch....the door when they leave.

 :lol:

I made a funny.  See loch, sounds like lock.  It's a hilarious joke when you give it a chance. 

Fuckers!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Telarus on May 20, 2011, 07:07:20 am
Well, maybe next time people should...loch....the door when they leave.

 :lol:

I made a funny.  See loch, sounds like lock.  It's a hilarious joke when you give it a chance. 

Fuckers!

 :lulz:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Payne on May 20, 2011, 06:11:10 pm
Well, maybe next time people should...loch....the door when they leave.

 :lol:

I made a funny.  See loch, sounds like lock.  It's a hilarious joke when you give it a chance. 

Fuckers!

It only sounds like Loch to all you un-Scottish peoples.

You filthy (clean), ignorant (erudite), savages (quite nice people when people get to know you)!!!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on May 20, 2011, 06:27:31 pm
But, but, I took a shower this morning.  I'm zestfully clean!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 20, 2011, 11:03:05 pm
Pic is too large for screen.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2011, 11:04:14 pm
Pic is too large for screen.

No loss.  It's just some misogynist shit equating women to pigs.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 20, 2011, 11:12:06 pm
I didn't realize it was so big. sorry.

Actually the piece was done by a friend of mine from Philly who is female. She intended it to be humorous.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 20, 2011, 11:35:09 pm
Hm. Jury's still out. At least he can be intelligible when he tries, though!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LuciferX on October 05, 2011, 03:36:05 am
Soiled and swimming with the great unwashed
Runs through all thought disparity together
With not knowing Nothing intelligibly sloshed
Her better half just talking about the weather
 :horrormirth:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cramulus on January 06, 2012, 02:49:38 pm
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/scridvacation.jpg)

We burned down the Open Bar, so the Scrid's been kind of restless. He's got nothing to do! He's just been floating around drinking Tequilla Mockingbirds.

So we're giving him a job by the pool. He's very excited about that.


(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/scridboxwine.jpg)

See? Excited.

What will he be doing by the pool, you ask?

He serves drinks.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/scridcoffeewhatsyourname.jpg)(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/scridsback.jpg)





he hangs out with Larry King


(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/larrykingscrid.png)




And (not many people know this) he is a licensed psychotherapist.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/scridtherapy.jpg)


So Welcome the Scrid to the Pool on the Roof. He's very happy to be here!


Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 06, 2012, 05:25:26 pm
Welcome back, Scrid!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Triple Zero on January 07, 2012, 11:53:42 pm
YAYYY SCRID :D
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: navkat on January 12, 2012, 01:31:10 pm
Motherfucker keeps trying to stick his giant peen in my arms.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: LuciferX on June 16, 2012, 11:11:28 am
I think we should go over the  whole reverse transference thing again, mmkay?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on August 30, 2012, 12:17:29 am
CANNONBALL!!!,!!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Luna on August 30, 2012, 01:20:08 am
CANNONBALL!!!,!!

Um...  Did anybody fish the Nessie out of the pool?

Just wondering, cause...
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on August 30, 2012, 02:13:42 am
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 12, 2012, 01:09:56 am
is there dope in this pool?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on October 12, 2012, 11:34:13 pm
Oh man, I really, really want to hit that softball out of the park, but my therapist said I need to learn more self-control.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 13, 2012, 03:17:03 am
Oh man, I really, really want to hit that softball out of the park, but my therapist said I need to learn more self-control.

I think it's okay.  Just this once.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 14, 2012, 09:48:12 pm
"nope, we ain't seen a phallus that size since '38"

"no I suppose not, what should we do with it?"

"Push it back to sea, I suppose"

"yes, that's true. I suppose"
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on October 15, 2012, 12:19:09 am
is there dope in this pool?


Looks like there might be.


How's the water?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Luna on October 15, 2012, 01:26:16 am
is there dope in this pool?


Looks like there might be.


How's the water?

Fuck.  RWHN got there first.  (http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/159/e/b/sulking_smiley_by_mirz123-d3idh0g.gif)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on October 15, 2012, 03:13:36 am
You can still do something with it, Luna. Like so:

is there dope poomp for brains in this pool?


Looks like there might be.


How's the water?

Fuck.  RWHN got there first.  (http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/159/e/b/sulking_smiley_by_mirz123-d3idh0g.gif)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 15, 2012, 07:38:54 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on October 16, 2012, 12:26:30 am
He was as Vanilla as they come, but goddamit Fred Rogers was the man.  The world needs more of that kind of spaggotry.


Well, Romney doesn't, but he's a goddamned fuckwidget.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2012, 12:39:20 am
He was as Vanilla as they come, but goddamit Fred Rogers was the man.  The world needs more of that kind of spaggotry.


Well, Romney doesn't, but he's a goddamned fuckwidget.

Mitt Romney is the Anti-Fred Rogers, come to think of it.

SORRY, TROLLEY DRIVER DUDE!  WE OUTSOURCED YOUR JOB TO MALAYSIA!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on October 16, 2012, 01:09:09 am
Daniel Tiger would be mounted on Sarah Palin's wall.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on November 06, 2012, 11:01:41 pm
Ithink that Medea coughed, or at least Esther whistled
 :fnord:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on November 22, 2012, 03:47:33 am
I've had enough of awed silence!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 22, 2012, 03:49:51 am
Until recently, the vermin in the pool was only a joke.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Luna on November 22, 2012, 01:40:48 pm
Maybe the Nessie will eat it.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 11, 2012, 03:38:05 pm
I've had enough of awed silence!

So talk? It can even be awed talk, if you like...
Or stay silent, but not in an awed fashion?

There's brave silence... and furtive silence... and secretive silence... to name a few...
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on January 16, 2013, 11:31:14 pm
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/NO_POOL_ON_THE_ROOF.jpg)


You know, it's been awhile since I've read the first page of this thread, but it is pure gold!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: breakerslion on March 24, 2013, 10:18:38 pm
There is no roof. Oh wait, yes there is... Now it's gone again. Oh shit! I hear the sound of one hand clapping! Pass the pliers, I need to change the channel.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on March 24, 2013, 10:26:27 pm
I think the pliers are at the bottom of the pool.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Korosorok on May 16, 2013, 09:10:40 pm
Since the draining, only one plier was found... stuck to the fastening of a croupier's jacket that had lodged itself in the filtering system.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: MarDuck on May 16, 2013, 11:29:25 pm
He was as Vanilla as they come, but goddamit Fred Rogers was the man.  The world needs more of that kind of spaggotry.


Well, Romney doesn't, but he's a goddamned fuckwidget.

Fred Rogers has been has quite recently and in fact inexplicably speaking to me through my dreams...

(and I'm seeing trolleys EVERYWHERE.)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: AFK on May 16, 2013, 11:32:08 pm
I think that means you are on the right track.


:rimshot:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: MarDuck on May 16, 2013, 11:36:02 pm
I think that means you are on the right track.


:rimshot:

Holy shit, that delighted my pants right the fuck off.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 16, 2013, 11:49:24 pm
Hey there, new guys!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: MarDuck on May 16, 2013, 11:54:37 pm
Ha-ay!
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 29, 2014, 12:18:11 pm
The Roof is not getting enough love.
I love you Roof! In spite of the pool.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: MMMW on February 07, 2014, 04:56:44 am
I thought the pool was gonna be all like...

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a5cac459b56bdbcb0cfd5454eeca847/tumblr_moejhgEXOa1r3gb3zo1_500.gif)

But it was like...

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc068a1db49d294602ff0fdbd4789f60/tumblr_moejhgEXOa1r3gb3zo2_500.gif)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 07, 2014, 06:27:55 am
 :lulz: I like how it's TGRR gently dunking the person in the first gif.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Red on February 23, 2014, 09:06:19 am
Are we sure the roof pool isn't more like this?
And no you're not imagining things: there is no edge on the pool. It goes right up to the egde of the building.
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r303/corkscrew_2007/P1010327.jpg)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Salty on February 23, 2014, 11:05:35 am
Are we sure the roof pool isn't more like this?
And no you're not imagining things: there is no edge on the pool. It goes right up to the egde of the building.
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r303/corkscrew_2007/P1010327.jpg)

Too clean. It may have once been like that. But after one communal skinny dip we had to bring in a hazmat team. The filters alone had to be burned in a different city, with the wind blowing toward Fukishima.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Red on February 24, 2014, 03:38:55 am
Too clean. It may have once been like that. But after one communal skinny dip we had to bring in a hazmat team. The filters alone had to be burned in a different city, with the wind blowing toward Fukishima.

Well, I guess this explains the Other photo I found....
I guess this was after the hazmat team?
(http://i59.tinypic.com/289yhy0.png)
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 24, 2014, 03:52:42 am
Too clean. It may have once been like that. But after one communal skinny dip we had to bring in a hazmat team. The filters alone had to be burned in a different city, with the wind blowing toward Fukishima.

Well, I guess this explains the Other photo I found....
I guess this was after the hazmat team?
(http://i59.tinypic.com/289yhy0.png)


Now that brings back memories.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:36:36 am
:lulz: I like how it's TGRR gently dunking the person in the first gif.

I am nothing if not restrained.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Ps on February 24, 2014, 09:57:42 am
Unless the restraints are cheap in which case you get bloody loose again.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 02:25:21 pm
Unless the restraints are cheap in which case you get bloody loose again.

That's hardly MY fault.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 26, 2014, 12:22:17 pm
Too clean. It may have once been like that. But after one communal skinny dip we had to bring in a hazmat team. The filters alone had to be burned in a different city, with the wind blowing toward Fukishima.

Well, I guess this explains the Other photo I found....
I guess this was after the hazmat team?
(http://i59.tinypic.com/289yhy0.png)


Now that brings back memories.
Remember the Nessie  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28761.0.html) infestation we had? That was when the second hazmat team got eaten.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Dubya on May 11, 2015, 12:32:27 am
Wow.

It's like Tijuana in allegedly liquid form.

Have people actually managed to swim in this?
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2015, 03:46:58 am
Wow.

It's like Tijuana in allegedly liquid form.

Have people actually managed to swim in this?

I heard that Richter swam in it once, and accidentally sharpened it while he was at it.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2015, 04:00:22 am
Wow.

It's like Tijuana in allegedly liquid form.

Have people actually managed to swim in this?

I heard that Richter swam in it once, and accidentally sharpened it while he was at it.

He used ECH as a strop.  :cry:
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: thewake on October 20, 2015, 08:15:14 am
When I was in high school, the teachers would tell gullible students to go ask another teacher for the key to the pool on the roof. The teacher they were sent to would be like, nah go to yet another teacher they have it. And the kid would get shuffled from teacher to teacher until they realized it was a joke at their expense.
Title: Re: The Roof
Post by: Meunster on October 23, 2015, 05:11:58 am
When I was in high school, the teachers would tell gullible students to go ask another teacher for the key to the pool on the roof. The teacher they were sent to would be like, nah go to yet another teacher they have it. And the kid would get shuffled from teacher to teacher until they realized it was a joke at their expense.
I was always the one who realized it was a joke right away, but spent hours going from teacher to teacher anyways because my time doesn't matter and im good at playing the idiot.