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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: hunter s.durden on March 21, 2009, 05:01:37 pm

Title: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 21, 2009, 05:01:37 pm
Also, women, please, correct me if I'm wrong about any of this, this is just what I personally think are key things to being a successful "playboy".

I knew this thread would come full circle to you droning on about what a cool guy you are because you have sex.

You are a creepy fucking date rapist.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 21, 2009, 10:46:05 pm
Also, women, please, correct me if I'm wrong about any of this, this is just what I personally think are key things to being a successful "playboy".

I knew this thread would come full circle to you droning on about what a cool guy you are because you have sex.

You are a creepy fucking date rapist.

Thanks Hunter.

You sound lonely. You should take a few notes, you might learn something.

But you are right, this thread isn't supposed to be about me, and it's not my intention to, I suppose I did get a little carried away here, but for the most part, I don't talk about this stuff anymore anyway, I figured that while were on the topic of harems, I'd put my 2c in.
This isn't supposed to be about *me* more so what I think is important if you want a thriving love life, which is what I *do* funnily enough have.

I don't think I'm anyone special dude, I think any guy can have what I have, and I'm more then happy to help people out in regards to what I think works with relationships.

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 01:10:03 pm
This isn't supposed to be about *me* more so what I think is important if you want a thriving love life, which is what I *do* funnily enough have.
Really?

Let's take a look at a slice of the OP:
I've had a lot of partners, and I find sex especially enjoyable if I can get my partner to climax, but I've found this always isn't the case with a lot of girls, and I know it's not because I suck, cus theres been plenty of girls I can get to climax quite easily, while some take a bit more effort, and then there are those that just can't reach orgasm, no matter how hard I or they try...
Everything you post anymore is shameless self promotion and egomaniacal masturbation. Pictures of you at Anon rallies. Pictures at parties. Talk of this fantastic love life. Telling people from /b/ to come to discord chat saying " tell them Frank "Felix" Solomon sent you." Your entire time online is spent begging for attention and affection, and while doing this you've bled every bit of sincerity and genuineness from everything you've done. It's always somehow about you.
You are a whore to your insecurities. Think about it.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 01:12:24 pm
This isn't supposed to be about *me* more so what I think is important if you want a thriving love life, which is what I *do* funnily enough have.
Really?

Let's take a look at a slice of the OP:
I've had a lot of partners, and I find sex especially enjoyable if I can get my partner to climax, but I've found this always isn't the case with a lot of girls, and I know it's not because I suck, cus theres been plenty of girls I can get to climax quite easily, while some take a bit more effort, and then there are those that just can't reach orgasm, no matter how hard I or they try...
Everything you post anymore is shameless self promotion and egomaniacal masturbation. Pictures of you at Anon rallies. Pictures at parties. Talk of this fantastic love life. Telling people from /b/ to come to discord chat saying " tell them Frank "Felix" Solomon sent you." Your entire time online is spent begging for attention and affection, and while doing this you've bled every bit of sincerity and genuineness from everything you've done. It's always somehow about you.
You are a whore to your insecurities. Think about it.
:|

Dude, while I still like you, shut up now before you make an ass of yourself.

You and I don't talk much, but there are plenty of people here that I do talk with, and they know what I'm about.
You don't know shit about me, so before you go and assume crap about me, how about you and I talk for a while, one on one, mano e mano.
Cus it's not all about me, and just ask anyone who's bothered to take the time to talk to me.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 01:15:22 pm
Obligatory popcorn smiley goes here.

I'm placing my bet on hunter, for the record.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 01:22:25 pm
Mal, you're another person I haven't really talked with much.

Thing is, I do care what people think about me here, because I care about the people here, cus they make more sense then most people I meet.

I *like* hunter, for the most part, hes just got this itchy trigger finger thats quick to shoot before he thinks, and just because our lives are different doesn't give him the right to accuse me of shit that I don't do, like directing people to chat, that wasn't me, that was some fuckwit who's ex girlfriend I ended up with and I badly trolled.

Besides that, I am polyamorous, I have heaps of friends in real life, am a really social person, and I'm studying psychology and counselling because, believe it or not, I actually want to help the human race, for some stupid reason.

And I want people to know what I have, because I want them to have what I have, because, I don't think I'm special, I think any guy can get what I have, they just have to understand and be in the right frame of mind to get it.

As far as I'm concerned, Hunter thinks the grapes are sour, and I can't help that, but I do want to help him realise my grapes are good and I want to share.

It's not about me, I'm just using me as a frame of reference.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 01:27:41 pm
Mal, you're another person I haven't really talked with much.

Notice that I didn't actually attack you. Yet anyway. The delicate flower act is pushing it though.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 01:28:48 pm
And I want people to know what I have, because I want them to have what I have, because, I don't think I'm special, I think any guy can get what I have, they just have to understand and be in the right frame of mind to get it.

What exactly do you have that you think I would want?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 01:29:37 pm
1. Dude, while I still like you, shut up now before you make an ass of yourself.
Why do you think your opinion holds sway over me? "Oh no, you might not like me, better hold back my opinion." Newsflash: You're proving my point.

Besides that, I am polyamorous, I have heaps of friends in real life, am a really social person, and I'm studying psychology and counselling because, believe it or not, I actually want to help the human race, for some stupid reason.

See? It doesn't stop. Everything comes around to your awesomeness. Not in a a joking, sarcastic way, and not in a genuine "better than you" way, but in a desperate cry for attention.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 01:30:51 pm
Mal, you're another person I haven't really talked with much.

Notice that I didn't actually attack you. Yet anyway. The delicate flower act is pushing it though.

No, I know you didn't attack me, I'm just telling you where I'm coming from here.
We've talked a bit, but not much, and all I'm saying is, you shouldn't be betting on anything because, I don't want there to be anything to bet on, the last thing I want is more shit from people that I like, theres enough assholes in the world that I fight that I don't need people that I consider to be "on my side" to fight with.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 01:31:30 pm
1. Dude, while I still like you, shut up now before you make an ass of yourself.
Why do you think your opinion holds sway over me? "Oh no, you might not like me, better hold back my opinion." Newsflash: You're proving my point.

Besides that, I am polyamorous, I have heaps of friends in real life, am a really social person, and I'm studying psychology and counselling because, believe it or not, I actually want to help the human race, for some stupid reason.

See? It doesn't stop. Everything comes around to your awesomeness. Not in a a joking, sarcastic way, and not in a genuine "better than you" way, but in a desperate cry for attention.

Hunter, Shut up, read my fucking PM, then get back to me, either to insult me or settle this properly.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Richter on March 22, 2009, 01:43:09 pm
Lys had relevant info to put in, and was OK being open about it.  It was productive statements and not just "O SHIT, my great life / sex life!".  (Which we have seen before from other places) 




Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 01:47:41 pm
There's nothing to settle in private chat, there's no "proper" way to settle this.

Do you think there's something you'll convince me of? Do you think I'll "come around"? Do you think I'm "missing something"?

The point is that I haven't talked to you. But that doesn't mean that I don't know you. I've seen what you say without being tainted by flattery and sweet talk. I can be logical, rational, and detached from these statement because of our distance.

Hunter, Shut up, read my fucking PM, then get back to me, either to insult me or settle this properly.

I choose insult. You are an insincere attention whore that drips with the same taint as the guys who go to rallies to "bang punks and hippie chicks." You are a slave to your ego, and it has ground you into a cheap facade of boring cliches and recycled talking points.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 01:56:26 pm
Lys had relevant info to put in, and was OK being open about it.  It was productive statements and not just "O SHIT, my great life / sex life!".  (Which we have seen before from other places) 






Thanks Richter, you're exactly right, thanks for the back up.

Yes, I've been an bit of a dick in the past mentioning my great life/sex life, and I'm sorry.

I try and keep things relevant these days and I'm a lot more mature.

I'm sharing my life experiences openly in relevance to whats being talked about.

I'm not here to gloat, I'm not trying to *impress* online people that I've never met and probably never will unless I save enough money to go travelling all over the world, and even then, I'll impress them when I see them, its got nothing to do with what goes on in these forums.
(And even then, it'll probably be a few years before this option is even viable)

I come to these forums and talk here because I expect open minded, cool people to talk about shit that I think is interesting, and nothing more.

I've got a life. I've got all the things I want at the moment, I'm a happy, and optimistic and open person, and I want to share that with people that I respect and care about, and I hope that people can learn something from what I have to say.

Thing is, I could flounce here right now, if thats what you guys wanted, if I was that annoying, obnoxious and pretentious, and I'd get on with my life with no real ill grudges, because, outside of the internet, everything is sweet, but, I want people on the internet to be my friends, I want you guys to be my friends, because you're all people that think in similar lines to myself, but yet different, and I love that, and I've been around a lot of the world, and I know how hard it is to find such interesting and special and unique people as all of you who are willing to submit to a philosophy of thinking for yourselves and questioning reality.

Anyway, I could go on, but I'll just shut up right now, and I'm not even going to bother responding to any of hunters crap from this point on, because I know I don't have to say anything for people to be on my side, I'm just trying to work things out with hunter here, but if he doesn't want to be reasonable, fuck him, I'll just return the favor.


Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 02:49:45 pm
And I want people to know what I have, because I want them to have what I have, because, I don't think I'm special, I think any guy can get what I have, they just have to understand and be in the right frame of mind to get it.

What exactly do you have that you think I would want?

Just in case you missed it last time.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 02:57:11 pm
And I want people to know what I have, because I want them to have what I have, because, I don't think I'm special, I think any guy can get what I have, they just have to understand and be in the right frame of mind to get it.

What exactly do you have that you think I would want?

Just in case you missed it last time.

I don't know dude, what do you want in life?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 03:01:59 pm
And I want people to know what I have, because I want them to have what I have, because, I don't think I'm special, I think any guy can get what I have, they just have to understand and be in the right frame of mind to get it.

What exactly do you have that you think I would want?

Just in case you missed it last time.

I don't know dude, what do you want in life?

A house, a steady income stream, a Lambretta, some tailor-made Italian suits and possibly a (ZOMG monogamy) wommin.

Do you have any of those and can you get me them?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 03:05:05 pm
And I want people to know what I have, because I want them to have what I have, because, I don't think I'm special, I think any guy can get what I have, they just have to understand and be in the right frame of mind to get it.

What exactly do you have that you think I would want?

Just in case you missed it last time.

I don't know dude, what do you want in life?

A house, a steady income stream, a Lambretta, some tailor-made Italian suits and possibly a (ZOMG monogamy) wommin.

Do you have any of those and can you get me them?

As a matter of fact, I can help you get all those things.
Not immediately of course, and I can't just *give* these things to you, but I can help you find ways to get all those things.

PM me if you are at all interested, and we'll talk.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 03:23:38 pm
Are you a Nigerian prince?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 03:25:48 pm
No, studying to be a counselor.

You know, we try and help people with their lives.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 04:09:20 pm
1. Hunter did you actually dig through the archives or something to attack Lys with?
2. what is it to make such a big deal out of, and call him a date-rapist?

1. No, just stating my feelings and opinions. I don't even know what you're talking about. I perfectly capable of forming opinions of someone without having mined them from an old thread.

2. I don't see it as a BIG deal. I just wanted Lys to know some things. BIG deal would be if I chased him from thread to thread belittling every single post he makes. All in all, what did I make, 5 or 6 posts? Hardly a big deal. As far as the date rapist thing, are you serious? Me likes hyperbole.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 04:18:03 pm
No, studying to be a counselor.

You know, we try and help people with their lives.

Ohh, I see. And telling them that you have a huge penis and have scored with a thousand women is the way to do that.

Because honestly, I mistook that for insecurity. My apologies.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 04:20:53 pm
Hunter S Durden is right. I mean this time atleast. "A question for the womminz" shouldn't turn into "I am a sex god"
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 04:23:57 pm
1. Hunter did you actually dig through the archives or something to attack Lys with?
2. what is it to make such a big deal out of, and call him a date-rapist?

1. No, just stating my feelings and opinions. I don't even know what you're talking about. I perfectly capable of forming opinions of someone without having mined them from an old thread.

2. I don't see it as a BIG deal. I just wanted Lys to know some things. BIG deal would be if I chased him from thread to thread belittling every single post he makes. All in all, what did I make, 5 or 6 posts? Hardly a big deal. As far as the date rapist thing, are you serious? Me likes hyperbole.

Dude, I hear where you are coming from, and I don't blame you for having the opinion that you do.

The fact is, this has been pretty much the only thread lately where I mention my sex/social life, and it's being done in context to whats being said.

I'm not out to "impress" people, I don't have any hang ups with who I am, the opposite is true and I'm proud of who I am.

Yes, sometimes I'm a bit full of myself, but a little bit of arrogance isn't a bad thing, its taking it too far and trying to make a point of it that is.

Once more, I'm here to talk to like minded, open minded people, that I can share things with and with a bit of luck, help them out if I can.

I'm not trying to say "I'm better then you, hahaha go fuck yourselves", I'm saying, this is what my life is like, if you want, heres what I know that you can use so that you can have what I have, because I want to help people, I for some reason, want to make this world a better place, and one of the places I'm starting is here, with people that I respect and actually WANT to help.

If you wanna keep bagging me out, fine, whatever makes you happy man, and I know you were just stretching things when you called me a date rapist, but the intention is still apparent, you don't like me for some reason, and from my perspective, it's just a case of sour grapes.

If you don't want to listen to me, fine, I don't care, you don't have to listen to me, you don't have to like me.
But here I am, trying to be NICE and REASONABLE, and trying to share something with you man, and you're acting like a cock head towards me just because I talk about a few things that I think I know a little about, I mean hell, I must be doing *something* right to keep up a working polyamorous lifestyle, and if people want to know how that works, I'm willing to share so they can have it as well, I'm not trying to impress anyone, I'm trying to make things better for people in whatever little way I can.

Hunter, like I said, I like you, you're a funny cunt and you're about as stubborn as I am when it comes to me thinking I'm right about things.

Can we both let this go and get on with our lives, or do you want to make something out of this?


Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 04:24:28 pm
Hunter S Durden is right. I mean this time atleast. "A question for the womminz" shouldn't turn into "I am a sex god"

 :|
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 04:28:06 pm
No, studying to be a counselor.

You know, we try and help people with their lives.

Ohh, I see. And telling them that you have a huge penis and have scored with a thousand women is the way to do that.

Because honestly, I mistook that for insecurity. My apologies.

Dude, I said I'm here to help.
You want to be an asshole about this?

Fine, good luck getting all the things you want in life.
I've got what I need.
Just wanted to share, but you don't need me, (no, really, you DONT need me, I know this) so go ahead, get along with your life, safe and secure that you can do just without my advice or wanting to help you.

I've got better things to do then argue about this shit, and I'm ending this here.
Feel free to insult me and question my insecurities, I won't be giving a shit or replying to your ignorance and sour grapes.

If on the other hand, you might actually see that I do genuinely care about YOU and how you can improve your life, feel free to send me a PM, I don't hold grudges, honest.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Triple Zero on March 22, 2009, 04:29:13 pm
Yeah, I've gotten pretty sick of that kind of thing. For some reason, I've dated many men that do that kind of thing. The last time that crap was tried on me, I just put my hands on my hips, locked eye contact and said, "Really? REALLY? You honestly think that's what this is about, and you're going to try to manipulate me into doing what you want by twisting my arm into doing something because I want to prove that I care about you? How I treat you and talk to you everyday isn't proof enough? Don't turn wanting me to do something for you into some sort of requirement that I 'prove' my affection. Don't ask for things from me through manipulation, because I will refuse on principle." I used the No Excess Volume But Clearly A Little Bit Angry Voice too.

YES!!

:mittens:

GOOO CUPPY

i like you
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 04:33:40 pm
Dude, I said I'm here to help.
You want to be an asshole about this?

Fine, good luck getting all the things you want in life.
I've got what I need.
Just wanted to share, but you don't need me, (no, really, you DONT need me, I know this) so go ahead, get along with your life, safe and secure that you can do just without my advice or wanting to help you.

I've got better things to do then argue about this shit, and I'm ending this here.
Feel free to insult me and question my insecurities, I won't be giving a shit or replying to your ignorance and sour grapes.

If on the other hand, you might actually see that I do genuinely care about YOU and how you can improve your life, feel free to send me a PM, I don't hold grudges, honest.

what
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 04:35:34 pm
Lys, I was answering 000's questions.

But since you mention it:
The fact is, this has been pretty much the only thread lately where I mention my sex/social life, and it's being done in context to whats being said.

What about this?
Trust me, I know the stuff works and works well, it's based on SCIENCE, and I have a very active social life, and I know I don't repulse people at all, hygene is a very important thing to me and I want to look my best and smell my best for anyone that I get intimate with, and I ask people straight out "How do I smell?" And I always get positive replies.
From Spagbook.

Done in context, yes, but only because you bend conversations in a way that gives you opportunities to self promote.

I too am a councilor of sorts, and I'm telling you: You're a self serving douche. This isn't for Richter, 000, or anyone else on the whole internet to refute or negotiate; It's not about anyone but you. Call me an asshole and walk away if you don't like it, but you need to see what I see.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 04:39:16 pm
If on the other hand, you might actually see that I do genuinely care about YOU and how you can improve your life, feel free to send me a PM, I don't hold grudges, honest.
                                   \\
(http://baldiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/Dr_Phil_McGraw.jpg)

I liked that post until it turned into a Doctor Phil sighting.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Eve on March 22, 2009, 04:40:10 pm
:omg:

Can we just be done now? The dramaz were old and annoying two pages ago.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 04:41:08 pm
If on the other hand, you might actually see that I do genuinely care about YOU and how you can improve your life, feel free to send me a PM, I don't hold grudges, honest.
                                   \\
(http://baldiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/Dr_Phil_McGraw.jpg)

I liked that post until it turned into a Doctor Phil sighting.

Yeah, I'm doctor phil because I don't hold grudges and want to help people, you got me down to a fucking Tee dude.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 04:41:42 pm
:omg:

Can we just be done now? The dramaz were old and annoying two pages ago.


Okay
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 04:42:06 pm
If on the other hand, you might actually see that I do genuinely care about YOU and how you can improve your life, feel free to send me a PM, I don't hold grudges, honest.
                                   \\
(http://baldiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/Dr_Phil_McGraw.jpg)

I liked that post until it turned into a Doctor Phil sighting.

Yeah, I'm doctor phil because I don't hold grudes and want to help people, you got me down to a fucking Tee dude.

Okay I take it back whatever.
Lets end the drama shall we
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 04:43:35 pm
If on the other hand, you might actually see that I do genuinely care about YOU and how you can improve your life, feel free to send me a PM, I don't hold grudges, honest.
                                   \\
(http://baldiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/Dr_Phil_McGraw.jpg)

I liked that post until it turned into a Doctor Phil sighting.

Yeah, I'm doctor phil because I don't hold grudes and want to help people, you got me down to a fucking Tee dude.

Okay I take it back whatever.
Lets end the drama shall we

I'm all for it bruvva.

Internuts shake on it?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 04:44:40 pm
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Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Emo Howard on March 22, 2009, 04:44:48 pm
Lysergic, no offense, but these guys do have a point. I understand you want to help people, but sometimes you come across like a bad self-actualization infomercial.

It kind of reminds me of the "New Brain" sketch from Upright Citizen'z Brigade.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=60667&title=power-marketing

Anyway, the point to remember is most people don't want to be like you. Most people want to be like themselves, which may or may not get them lots of hawtchikz. Those people have to choose, do they want to be this fake impersonation of some other guy, and get alotta womminz, or be themselves and accept the consequences.



"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." – Kurt Cobain



*Jesus, 13 new replies while I was putting this one together.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 04:45:36 pm
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Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 04:46:37 pm
Lysergic, no offense, but these guys do have a point. I understand you want to help people, but sometimes you come across like a bad self-actualization infomercial.

It kind of reminds me of the "New Brain" sketch from Upright Citizen'z Brigade.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=60667&title=power-marketing

Anyway, the point to remember is most people don't want to be like you. Most people want to be like themselves, which may or may not get them lots of hawtchikz. Those people have to choose, do they want to be this fake impersonation of some other guy, and get alotta womminz, or be themselves and accept the consequences.



"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." – Kurt Cobain



*Jesus, 13 new replies while I was putting this one together.

They do have a point, but so do I.

Yeah, I sorta sound like a fucking infomercial for tony robbins, but the difference is, I don't want your fucking money, I want to make this world a better place.

And I'm not asking people to not be themselves, you can still improve your life while being yourself.

Be who you want to be, if it makes you happy, thats important.

Believe what you want to believe, just believe me out of it.


Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 04:47:59 pm
They do have a point, but so do I.

Which is?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 04:49:09 pm
He wants to make the world a better place or something.

Thats overrated anyways
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 04:50:19 pm
They do have a point, but so do I.

Which is?

Something about trying to help people but apparently that concept is lost on you since it's such an unfathomable concept since were all monkeys that are designed to fling shit at each other.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 04:51:11 pm
They do have a point, but so do I.

Which is?

Something about trying to help people but apparently that concept is lost on you since it's such an unfathomable concept since were all monkeys that are designed to fling shit at each other.

I wish I could be as enlightened as you, Lys. Then maybe I would understand.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 04:51:32 pm
And get women. Like you do all the time.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 04:52:13 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 04:52:19 pm
He wants to make the world a better place or something.

Thats overrated anyways

More along the lines of trying to make *your* world a better place.

Fuck trying to fix all the worlds problems, I've got better things to do.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 04:53:53 pm
Eh I'd rather suffer with the rest of the fuckers. Atleast I know I am
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 04:56:04 pm
They do have a point, but so do I.

Which is?

Something about trying to help people but apparently that concept is lost on you since it's such an unfathomable concept since were all monkeys that are designed to fling shit at each other.

I wish I could be as enlightened as you, Lys. Then maybe I would understand.

Dude, I'm far from fucking enlightened, and I know thats sarcasm, but really, I'm just trying to be honest and tell things as I see them.

I do do some pretty fucking dumb things sometimes, and I learn from them.

To quote some fuck that I don't like but will have to agree with for the sake of this arguement: Life is a lesson, you learn it when its through.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 04:56:26 pm
Eh I'd rather suffer with the rest of the fuckers. Atleast I know I am

I know who I am as well and I ain't suffering...
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 22, 2009, 04:57:56 pm
OK BACK TO ORIGINAL TOPIC NAO GUYS  :argh!:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 04:58:13 pm
Can someone please destroy this thread already.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 05:00:01 pm
And get women. Like you do all the time.
:roll:
See, if I were to say "Exactly" then I really would be a arrogant fuck.

But, lets for the sake of cutting out this bullshit, pretend that's not the case, and that I've got nothing to offer *you* in terms of what could help you find a girl.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 05:00:38 pm
Can someone please destroy this thread already.

This thread was destroyed when hunter called me out.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 05:01:14 pm
And get women. Like you do all the time.
:roll:
See, if I were to say "Exactly" then I really would be a arrogant fuck.

But, lets for the sake of cutting out this bullshit, pretend that's not the case, and that I've got nothing to offer *you* in terms of what could help you find a girl.


hahaha
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 05:01:36 pm
No like removed from the face of the earth
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 22, 2009, 05:02:20 pm
THIS IS ABOUT WOMEN STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF MALE PIGDOGS!!!!!!!  :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 05:03:44 pm
Anyway, for the sake of keeping the peace, this is my last message on this thread to the rest of you guys that think I'm just an arrogant fuck who doesn't know shit about shit.

You can think what you want.
It's really no skin off my back.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 05:05:23 pm
Can someone please destroy this thread already.

This thread was destroyed when hunter called me out.

No, Lys, this thread is still very real and alive. It perpetuates every time you repeat your little mantra about helping out the world with your wisdom and generosity. You sound like Bono.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: fomenter on March 22, 2009, 05:09:24 pm
i knew a lot of important things about everything when i was in my twenties. :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 05:10:28 pm
Can someone please destroy this thread already.

This thread was destroyed when hunter called me out.

No, Lys, this thread is still very real and alive. It perpetuates every time you repeat your little mantra about helping out the world with your wisdom and generosity. You sound like Bono.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 05:53:21 pm
Anyway, for the sake of keeping the peace, this is my last message on this thread to the rest of you guys that think I'm just an arrogant fuck who doesn't know shit about shit.

You can think what you want.
It's really no skin off my back.

So that means spamming my inbox with shitty pictures of your crooked teeth and the hogly whores you seduce with your "savior of the world" bullshit? Was that "keeping the peace?"
What about not holding grudges?
Shouldn't you pity and unenlightened, misguided fool like me?
Just like all the hypocrites and liars you've shown that your precious ideals only apply when it's convenient and doesn't affect your personal space. Why don't they apply to me?
Why do you act like all you want to do is get along and play nice, but continue to escalate things? Because your ego won't let you?
Why is it funny when I'm being "spiteful annoying and malicious" to everyone else?
Now it's not cute and funny?
You are so transparent and you know it.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 05:55:05 pm
Anyway, for the sake of keeping the peace, this is my last message on this thread to the rest of you guys that think I'm just an arrogant fuck who doesn't know shit about shit.

You can think what you want.
It's really no skin off my back.

So that means spamming my inbox with shitty pictures of your crooked teeth and the hogly whores you seduce with your "savior of the world" bullshit? Was that "keeping the peace?"
What about not holding grudges?
Shouldn't you pity and unenlightened, misguided fool like me?
Just like all the hypocrites and liars you've shown that your precious ideals only apply when it's convenient and doesn't affect your personal space. Why don't they apply to me?
Why do you act like all you want to do is get along and play nice, but continue to escalate things? Because your ego won't let you?
Why is it funny when I'm being "spiteful annoying and malicious" to everyone else?
Now it's not cute and funny?
You are so transparent and you know it.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 05:58:56 pm
Anyway, for the sake of keeping the peace, this is my last message on this thread to the rest of you guys that think I'm just an arrogant fuck who doesn't know shit about shit.

You can think what you want.
It's really no skin off my back.

So that means spamming my inbox with shitty pictures of your crooked teeth and the hogly whores you seduce with your "savior of the world" bullshit? Was that "keeping the peace?"
What about not holding grudges?
Shouldn't you pity and unenlightened, misguided fool like me?
Just like all the hypocrites and liars you've shown that your precious ideals only apply when it's convenient and doesn't affect your personal space. Why don't they apply to me?
Why do you act like all you want to do is get along and play nice, but continue to escalate things? Because your ego won't let you?
Why is it funny when I'm being "spiteful annoying and malicious" to everyone else?
Now it's not cute and funny?
You are so transparent and you know it.
:lulz:

 :|

Well that's a shitty thing to do
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 06:00:04 pm
Anyway, for the sake of keeping the peace, this is my last message on this thread to the rest of you guys that think I'm just an arrogant fuck who doesn't know shit about shit.

You can think what you want.
It's really no skin off my back.

So that means spamming my inbox with shitty pictures of your crooked teeth and the hogly whores you seduce with your "savior of the world" bullshit? Was that "keeping the peace?"
What about not holding grudges?
Shouldn't you pity and unenlightened, misguided fool like me?
Just like all the hypocrites and liars you've shown that your precious ideals only apply when it's convenient and doesn't affect your personal space. Why don't they apply to me?
Why do you act like all you want to do is get along and play nice, but continue to escalate things? Because your ego won't let you?
Why is it funny when I'm being "spiteful annoying and malicious" to everyone else?
Now it's not cute and funny?
You are so transparent and you know it.
:lulz:

 :|

Well that's a shitty thing to do
hunters putting shit outta porportion, I didn't spam his inbox, I was making a personal point to him, since he thinks I'm such a fucking loser.

He's just pissed that he saw boobs and didn't get to touch them.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 06:01:05 pm
But you said you wanted to end this.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 06:02:03 pm
But you said you wanted to end this.
And It's done.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 06:02:55 pm
Were you sending messages before or after you said you would leave this alone?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 06:03:23 pm
Desperation.
He feels under attack, but has no intelligible defense, or the brains to simply ignore an asshole like me. So it's on to kindergarten tactics.
YOU'RE PROVING MY POINT.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 06:04:38 pm
Ya seriously you not really helping your point.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 06:05:09 pm
I also got the pictures of some skinny girlyman with fat chicks in bars and at scientology protests.

I can't get my palm off of my face now. It's like it's stuck there or something.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 06:08:09 pm
hunters putting shit outta porportion, I didn't spam his inbox, I was making a personal point to him, since he thinks I'm such a fucking loser.

He's just pissed that he saw boobs and didn't get to touch them.

Honestly, it feels like you're trying to help me. Look at how much weight you're putting on the fact that you hang around with girls.

I also got the pictures of some skinny girlyman with fat chicks in bars and at scientology protests.

I can't get my palm off of my face now. It's like it's stuck there or something.
:lulz:
Did he gives you permission to jerk off to his "hotties" as well?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 22, 2009, 06:13:52 pm
If I were a mod I would split this off with a "Who is right?: Lys or Hunter" poll because while the slapfight is amusing, it's not about women.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 06:14:04 pm
Cry more, your tears, they sustain me.

Seriously though.
(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5210/dsc00730.jpg)

OMG ITS A FAT WHORE AND I HAVE CROOKED TEETH.

My point being is, you don't know shit about me, and if you guys wanna be arrogant assholes about this, so will I.

I am not beneath pettiness when it comes to proving a point.

I am not perfect.

I'm like you hunter, an asshole, an asshole to people that I think deserve it.

Unlike you, I tried being reasonable.



Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 06:14:35 pm
I also got the pictures of some skinny girlyman with fat chicks in bars and at scientology protests.

I can't get my palm off of my face now. It's like it's stuck there or something.
:lulz:
Did he gives you permission to jerk off to his "hotties" as well?

Yeah man, I'm totally jerking off to the cockeyed fat chick with "sup /b/" wrote on her tits.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 06:15:57 pm
I also got the pictures of some skinny girlyman with fat chicks in bars and at scientology protests.

I can't get my palm off of my face now. It's like it's stuck there or something.
:lulz:
Did he gives you permission to jerk off to his "hotties" as well?

Yeah man, I'm totally jerking off to the cockeyed fat chick with "sup /b/" wrote on her tits.
If that's what you consider fat, no wonder you don't have a fucking girlfriend.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Eve on March 22, 2009, 06:16:12 pm
If I were a mod I would split this off with a "Who is right?: Lys or Hunter" poll because while the slapfight is amusing, it's not about women.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 22, 2009, 06:16:48 pm
If I were a mod I would split this off with a "Who is right?: Lys or Hunter" poll because while the slapfight is amusing, it's not about women.

I could do that, yes.  But...effort.  If more people ask, I'll do it at some point after dinner.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 06:17:42 pm
If I were a mod I would split this off with a "Who is right?: Lys or Hunter" poll because while the slapfight is amusing, it's not about women.
Qft
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 22, 2009, 06:18:41 pm
If I were a mod I would split this off with a "Who is right?: Lys or Hunter" poll because while the slapfight is amusing, it's not about women.
Qft

Alright alright, I'll do it in a bit.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 06:19:36 pm
If I were a mod I would split this off with a "Who is right?: Lys or Hunter and Malachite" poll because while the slapfight is amusing, it's not about women.

Hey, I'm playing too. I even got an angry PM from him.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 06:19:54 pm
If I were a mod I would split this off with a "Who is right?: Lys or Hunter" poll because while the slapfight is amusing, it's not about women.

Nobody here is right.

I'm just trying to help Lys with some council about what a self serving douchbag he is. I'm trying to improve his world, and without being smug and self promoting about it. It's just my opinion, I don't need people telling me I'm right, and I don't care if you say I'm wrong.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 06:21:02 pm
If I were a mod I would split this off with a "Who is right?: Lys or Hunter" poll because while the slapfight is amusing, it's not about women.

Nobody here is right.

I'm just trying to help Lys with some council about what a self serving douchbag he is. I'm trying to improve his world, and without being smug and self promoting about it. It's just my opinion, I don't need people telling me I'm right, and I don't care if you say I'm wrong.

How bout Slapfest 2009?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 06:21:38 pm
If I were a mod I would split this off with a "Who is right?: Lys or Hunter" poll because while the slapfight is amusing, it's not about women.

Nobody here is right.

I'm just trying to help Lys with some council about what a self serving douchbag he is. I'm trying to improve his world, and without being smug and self promoting about it. It's just my opinion, I don't need people telling me I'm right, and I don't care if you say I'm wrong.

How bout Slapfest 2009?

I'm down.
Pick a side.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 22, 2009, 06:21:48 pm
I don't think I can split it, without killing the poll. :?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 06:22:21 pm
If I were a mod I would split this off with a "Who is right?: Lys or Hunter" poll because while the slapfight is amusing, it's not about women.
Qft

Alright alright, I'll do it in a bit.
Fuck, and I was about to go to bed...
Can this happen in about 9 hours please, I need some sleep, its fucking 5:30 am here.
I'll continue this bullshit after I get some rest.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 22, 2009, 06:23:31 pm
I don't think I can split it, without killing the poll. :?

IMO the poll's got a decent amount of votes anyway.  But it's your effort.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 06:24:43 pm
I don't think I can split it, without killing the poll. :?
It was a casualty of the crossfire
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 06:25:49 pm
Fuck, and I was about to go to bed...
Can this happen in about 9 hours please, I need some sleep, its fucking 5:30 am here.
I'll continue this bullshit after I get some rest.

5:30am? Don't all those women in your bed get tired of waiting on you?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 06:27:52 pm
Fuck, and I was about to go to bed...
Can this happen in about 9 hours please, I need some sleep, its fucking 5:30 am here.
I'll continue this bullshit after I get some rest.

5:30am? Don't all those women in your bed get tired of waiting on you?
(http://msn.mess.be/data/media/378/giggle.gif)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2009, 06:29:23 pm
No, wait guys, I've got a better solution to all this bullshit.

I'm going.

Cya All.

I've got a life to live.

Good luck with everything.

Hunters right, I'm a self-serving douchebag who's trying to steal all his women, and I've got nothing to contribute to this board, I don't know anything, I'm a fucking moron who doesn't know what hes talking about and have self-esteem issues and I've never been with a woman in my life and I'm try hard moron.

Cya all later.

Hunter, you win, you're right, I'll leave you alone, you obviously own this board and I'm an over sensitive moron.

Cya.

(inb4 butthurt)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 06:32:38 pm
 :sad:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 06:33:45 pm
lol
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 06:40:41 pm
Hunters right, I'm a self-serving douchebag who's trying to steal all his women, and I've got nothing to contribute to this board, I don't know anything, I'm a fucking moron who doesn't know what hes talking about and have self-esteem issues and I've never been with a woman in my life and I'm try hard moron.

That's what I wanted, but you appear to have missed the point again. Read your response to Wade's post on page 5, and tell me what you'd honestly think of that post if it didn't have your name in it. It doesn't matter whether or not your putting up Wilt Chamberlain numbers, it matters that you derive your entire sense of self worth on that subject, and in turn put that attitude onto others. I'm sure you have something to contribute, and probably will someday, but right now you are a smug, arrogant cock.

Does anyone ever just leave this place? Or is it always a grandiose gesture of self importance that is needed to click the X in the top right corner? I mean, shit, you "ended" things an hour ago, and that lasted all of 20 or so minutes before you felt the need to make a point by sending me picture (which was lost on me).
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 22, 2009, 06:40:58 pm
Right, here is your fight thread.  I'll transfer whatever new posts have been made since I started later.  if I missed any, I'm too tired to give a shit.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Triple Zero on March 22, 2009, 06:41:56 pm
gee thanks for contributing your wonderful insights to this thread, malachite, pariah and hunter.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 22, 2009, 06:43:29 pm
You missed Lys flouncing.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Suu on March 22, 2009, 06:43:35 pm
:popcorn:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 06:44:13 pm
My bad, it moved while I was writing that.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 06:47:21 pm
wow. you're the man lysergic.
Start making notes and you too could be "the man" wade.

A couple of key things to get you started: Be completely honest about your intentions (and your feelings, and that you see other women, if thats the case), have standards and make them clear( ie 'I like women that are independent, have a sense of humor, are understanding and are not "clingy" or "needy"', and don't be clingy or needy yourself, and live up to your own standards that you have for other people) ,  make sure you find the time to talk to all the people you are seeing and don't neglect any of them,  smile a lot (but not *all* the fucking time, cus thats just creepy), be confident and self assured (and a *touch* of arrogance doesn't hurt, just don't over do it), be a leader, don't be a douche bag, don't put women on a pedestal (but don't treat them like shit either), be funny, be flirty, and don't get upset if a woman does not reciprocate your advances, don't get angry, always keep your cool...

And in social situations, if you see a girl you like, and want to chat her up, and shes with friends (boys or girls), make sure you talk to all her friends FIRST, get on THEIR good side (because women look to their friends for whats acceptable and whats not, and if her friends like you, she'll like you and her defenses will be down and you won't get "cock blocked" by her friends), and be the social guy, wherever you go, and genuinely be nice to everyone...

These things are all important if you want to be a "player" (I loathe the term, but for the sake of simplicity, thats what I'll call it).

Basically, be a fucking awesome person and people can't help but fall for you.

And no, for guys, looks don't matter.
Hygiene and self respect do.
And confidence. Women love the confidence.

Also, women, please, correct me if I'm wrong about any of this, this is just what I personally think are key things to being a successful "playboy".

Here is the Genesis post for those playing at home.

And don't worry, this probably isn't over. Prove me wrong, lys?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 06:48:03 pm
gee thanks for contributing your wonderful insights to this thread, malachite, pariah and hunter.

What?

Should I take back what I said just because he threatened to leave?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cait M. R. on March 22, 2009, 06:51:24 pm
I originally resolved to stay the fuck out of this because I don't really know anyone here yet. But after reading the post Hunter quoted, you did in fact come off as a super-arrogant dickhead. It felt like you were a superhero talking to an idolizing child. That's pathetic, and I don't say such things lightly -- especially not when I'm a complete newbie talking to someone who's been here longer than me.

I doubt you've left, and so I'd like you to think hard before you come back. How would you feel if I was so patronizing to you?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 22, 2009, 06:57:35 pm
Most of the time Lysergic is alright.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: N E T on March 22, 2009, 06:58:49 pm
NOBODY MOVE!
(http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/3702/noonemovethisisathrob.gif)
THIS IS A THROBBERY!
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Triple Zero on March 22, 2009, 07:14:22 pm
gee thanks for contributing your wonderful insights to this thread, malachite, pariah and hunter.

What?

Should I take back what I said just because he threatened to leave?

no i just think you three are being dicks, that's all.

not sure what's worse myself, someone coming across as an arrogant cock out of a genuine desire to be helpful and nice, or three people piling on top of someone because of it.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 07:23:03 pm
gee thanks for contributing your wonderful insights to this thread, malachite, pariah and hunter.

What?

Should I take back what I said just because he threatened to leave?

no i just think you three are being dicks, that's all.

not sure what's worse myself, someone coming across as an arrogant cock out of a genuine desire to be helpful and nice, or three people piling on top of someone because of it.

I'm starting to feel like I'm too mean for PD.com or something.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Suu on March 22, 2009, 07:26:55 pm
Speaking as a woman on PD...

I wasn't at all offended at what Lys wanted to discuss and I think arguing over this is stupid. It was an honest question, and it got blown out of proportion. Let's get over it and move on. Kthx.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 07:29:28 pm
DONNIE, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

Seriously, what the fuck are you talking about?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Suu on March 22, 2009, 07:33:55 pm
This shit all started when he started his orgasm thread. He wanted answers, we gave him answers, and you assumed that he had different motives. Now we have spinoff threads of this bullshit left and right.

You may now return to your sausage fest.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 07:39:14 pm
This actually had nothing to do with women. I'm sure you weren't offended, as there was nothing for you to be offended by. Your thread is still there if you want to go talk about your vagina.
Thanks, though.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Kai on March 22, 2009, 07:39:31 pm
No, wait guys, I've got a better solution to all this bullshit.

I'm going.

Cya All.

I've got a life to live.

Good luck with everything.

Hunters right, I'm a self-serving douchebag who's trying to steal all his women, and I've got nothing to contribute to this board, I don't know anything, I'm a fucking moron who doesn't know what hes talking about and have self-esteem issues and I've never been with a woman in my life and I'm try hard moron.

Cya all later.

Hunter, you win, you're right, I'll leave you alone, you obviously own this board and I'm an over sensitive moron.

Cya.

(inb4 butthurt)

Not butthurt.

 if you get this, don't be a stranger round IRC.

respect
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 22, 2009, 07:42:05 pm
This shit all started when he started his orgasm thread. He wanted answers, we gave him answers, and you assumed that he had different motives. Now we have spinoff threads of this bullshit left and right.

Naw. He's a pretentious fuck who thinks he's qualified to teach us "sexually repressed virgins" about women.

And even if he has been okay at times, I'm not going to hesitate to call him out on that.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: N E T on March 22, 2009, 07:45:29 pm
Lys may have been a bit pretentious but he's still ok in my book.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 22, 2009, 07:46:46 pm
Not butthurt.

 if you get this, don't be a stranger round IRC.

respect

Jesus Christ, the guy needed a nap, he's not moving to Tibet. I'm sure he'll be back in the 9 or so hours he promised.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 04:52:24 pm
I do do some pretty fucking dumb things sometimes, and I learn from them.

To quote some fuck that I don't like but will have to agree with for the sake of this arguement: Life is a lesson, you learn it when its through.

This is true of everyone. It's really incredibly naive to believe that you are somehow specially equipped to "help" everyone. There is no panacaea.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: fomenter on March 23, 2009, 05:00:25 pm
I do do some pretty fucking dumb things sometimes, and I learn from them.

To quote some fuck that I don't like but will have to agree with for the sake of this arguement: Life is a lesson, you learn it when its through.

This is true of everyone. It's really incredibly naive to believe that you are somehow specially equipped to "help" everyone. There is no panacaea.


when i was in my early twenties i new how to solve all the worlds problems and had insightful answers to any question.
unfortunately this is a super power that fades with age an experience.

so if you need help ask him anything






quick before his powers fade
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 05:00:40 pm
i knew a lot of important things about everything when i was in my twenties. :kingmeh:

I think stupidity peaks at around 23. Not because of any Discordian connection, but simply through observation of myself and my peers through that age range. It was a perfect storm of enough education and experience to believe I'd gotten it all figured out, combined with not enough education and experience to realize how little I had figured out. Arrogance + ignorance = hubris.

When I was somewhere between 24-25 it started to dawn on me how little I really knew, and I was ashamed.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Richter on March 23, 2009, 05:04:53 pm
Every year out of 18 I've felt a bit more stable, a bit more grounded and less caught up in the BS I always wanted to dismiss. 
Call me detatched / aloof / arrogant, but aging has been worth it.  If I was 18 again, I'd be back in the same 18 hormone brain, with only a few extra ideas on how to run it.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 23, 2009, 05:07:31 pm
Males burn through stupidy quicker, usually in teens

problem is when we do that starts our dick waving contest phase
and judging by world affairs and foreign policy that shit never ends
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Hoopla on March 23, 2009, 05:14:53 pm
Holy fucking shit.  Damn.  I liked this place a helluva lot better before Hunter came back to reinstate his Attitude™ which now -frankly- seems waaaay forced.  PD has a lot of attention whores much worse than Lys... maybe its a gender thing?

Anyway... this thread actually made me feel dirty while merely skimming it... I think I need a BIG break from PD.  Ciao.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: AFK on March 23, 2009, 05:16:20 pm
i knew a lot of important things about everything when i was in my twenties. :kingmeh:

I think stupidity peaks at around 23. Not because of any Discordian connection, but simply through observation of myself and my peers through that age range. It was a perfect storm of enough education and experience to believe I'd gotten it all figured out, combined with not enough education and experience to realize how little I had figured out. Arrogance + ignorance = hubris.

When I was somewhere between 24-25 it started to dawn on me how little I really knew, and I was ashamed.

Current brain research suggests that this is approximately when the brain stops it's development, or pruning, phase.  So that sounds about right.  From a brain development perspective, adolescence is really pretty much the ages of 13-23. 
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Malachite on March 23, 2009, 05:26:54 pm
Holy fucking shit.  Damn.  I liked this place a helluva lot better before Hunter came back to reinstate his Attitude™ which now -frankly- seems waaaay forced.

If you had actually read the posts that provoked hunter, you would probably think otherwise. And Lys' reaction was fucking petty. He PM'd me pictures of him with fat 4chan camwhores and expected me to be impressed or jealous, and I had barely even said anything to him before that.

PD has a lot of attention whores much worse than Lys... maybe its a gender thing?

Oh, this sounds like it could lead to some even more hilarious drama. Please elaborate.

Anyway... this thread actually made me feel dirty while merely skimming it... I think I need a BIG break from PD.  Ciao.

Maybe we should have a seperate forum for members who have "flounced" to hang out in for the few hours that they are "away"?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Faust on March 23, 2009, 05:31:49 pm
PD has a lot of attention whores much worse than Lys... maybe its a gender thing?

Oh, this sounds like it could lead to some even more hilarious drama. Please elaborate.
Its true but please, please dont.

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Chairman Risus on March 23, 2009, 05:38:32 pm
For the record, I'm glad Hunter is back.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: N E T on March 23, 2009, 05:39:34 pm
For the record, I'm glad Hunter is back.

(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2864/elvisknockingadudeoutre.gif)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 05:44:13 pm
Holy fucking shit.  Damn.  I liked this place a helluva lot better before Hunter came back to reinstate his Attitude™ which now -frankly- seems waaaay forced.  PD has a lot of attention whores much worse[q than Lys... maybe its a gender thing?

Anyway... this thread actually made me feel dirty while merely skimming it... I think I need a BIG break from PD.  Ciao.

Yeah, how about you call someone out if you don't like something, you fucking coward. What a sniveling little passive-aggressive thing to say.

Take your "BIG break", because -frankly- I thought PD was better without you. (not kidding, I think you're a fuckhole)

I upset one little thread, which had since been returned to it's "pre-Hunter" state. If that's consider ruining the place, I'm not sure what to say.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Faust on March 23, 2009, 05:49:53 pm
hunter your posts read as vicious uncompromising jerk like attacks.
lys posts read like they are from that asshole magican guy from arrested development who rides around on the segway.
frankly I enjoyed this thread, its pretty funny if you don't have anything invested in it.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Hoopla on March 23, 2009, 06:15:33 pm
Holy fucking shit.  Damn.  I liked this place a helluva lot better before Hunter came back to reinstate his Attitude™ which now -frankly- seems waaaay forced.  PD has a lot of attention whores much worse[q than Lys... maybe its a gender thing?

Anyway... this thread actually made me feel dirty while merely skimming it... I think I need a BIG break from PD.  Ciao.

Yeah, how about you call someone out if you don't like something, you fucking coward. What a sniveling little passive-aggressive thing to say.

Take your "BIG break", because -frankly- I thought PD was better without you. (not kidding, I think you're a fuckhole)

I upset one little thread, which had since been returned to it's "pre-Hunter" state. If that's consider ruining the place, I'm not sure what to say.

DAMN, Hunter... what a HUGE e-cock you have!  I was almost shaking when I read that response.  Is "Fuckhole" an edgy new euphemism for cunt?

Maybe you didn't notice, but I did call something out I didn't like.  Namely, your recent behaviour.  I never had a problem with you before you took your break, but you seem -frankly- like a caricature of the old Hunter now, sorry if that doesn't live up to your standards.  If you want to play 'internet tough guy' you might want to try toughening that skin up a bit.

The reason I didn't "call out" the person I was referring to as a bigger attention whore was because, unlike you, their behaviour didn't cause me to froth at the mouth out of pure rage.  Yes, I consider Suu the biggest attention whore on this forum, but it doesn't ruin my day or cause me to loathe her.  I like Suu, I just don't care for the constant barrage of pics, no big deal.  I don't personally find it necessary to point out every single thing that annoys me. But I certainly would place her above Lys if I were to make a list.

Also, since I predate you on here I find it amusing that you claim to remember a time without me. 
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: LMNO on March 23, 2009, 06:18:00 pm
Hoops,  Don't flounce.  Ignore.  Hunter has his purposes, you have yours.

The forum is big enough for the two of you to exists simultaneously.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 23, 2009, 06:23:02 pm
Hoops,  Don't flounce.

Considering that his last "big break" lasted all of an hour, I don't think you have much to worry about there.

Anyway, another 10 pages go.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Triple Zero on March 23, 2009, 06:24:30 pm
WE DONT EVEN HAVE ANY TITLE SUGGESTIONS YET

DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN READ THE SUBJECT??!
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: fomenter on March 23, 2009, 06:26:36 pm
ATTENTION WHORES vs E PENIS the ultimate smack down
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: AFK on March 23, 2009, 06:34:45 pm
ATTENTION WHORES vs E PENIS the ultimate smack down


What about people who go both ways?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Emo Howard on March 23, 2009, 06:44:39 pm
Sponsored by Monkey Puffstm cereal.

Don't just get puffed, get Monkey Puffed!tm
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cramulus on March 23, 2009, 06:57:23 pm
Is this what ECH was talking about when he said PD was sliding into a chasm of moral relativism?

I can see that.


there's something about opinionated forums which punishes people for having any sort of conviction about anything. It's like agnosticism taken to the extreme. I saw it on AKK's board too, where the attitude is "If you don't care about anything, nobody can troll you." It's true, being invested in something is an obvious weakness because people can pick at the chinks in your armor until they've dismantled whatever it is you care about. Also, it's not cool to care about stuff, it's way cooler to be ironic and cynical and jaded.

What does that leave you with?




FTR, I read Lys' post as a little bit arrogant, but with very confident undertones. But the intent was mainly informative. I thought he got over the "trying to prove what a playa he is" phase like well over a year ago.

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: fomenter on March 23, 2009, 06:59:39 pm
ATTENTION WHORES vs E PENIS the ultimate smack down


What about people who go both ways?

you can either be an attention whore or have e penis, but according to the laws of quantum mechanics you cant be both at the same time
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: AFK on March 23, 2009, 07:09:26 pm
ATTENTION WHORES vs E PENIS the ultimate smack down


What about people who go both ways?

you can either be an attention whore or have e penis, but according to the laws of quantum mechanics you cant be both at the same time

Fuck you look at my post count!!!!  LOOK AT IT!!!   :lol:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 23, 2009, 07:14:43 pm
This is a silly thread, full of silly fighting and silly words... camwhores, fuckholes, e-penis?

At least you could come up with something creative, rather than just spewing the shit that 4chan and /b robots can spit out on cue. Attention Whoring?! HOLY FUCKING SEVEN LEGGED JESUS! THIS IS DISCORDIA WE ARE ALL FUCKING ATTENTION WHORES (From Omar, to Bob, to Every last MOTHERFUCKER HERE)... worse yet, this is PD.com filled with Attention Whores that far outweigh mosbunal of the regular Pineal Fodder I see on MySpace, 23AE and any other random discordian sink holes.

Many of our pranks or GASMs are acts of attention whoring. Read through discussions and see how many include "And we should have a link back to this forum" or something similar. Intermittens, BiP and ANY other self-published bit of fap is attention whoring... look at all those names of PD forumites listed as 'Author'. Think about how many n00bs show up and say "Gosh, Rev Roger, I really loved reading your rants on ....." or "Ratatosk, that was a cool poem!"

The average MySpace Discordian... has their MySpace page... and maybe some silly post here or there. However, with the occasional exception of Discordians like Loveshade, how many have been such Attention Whores as to redefine or restate Discordia on their own personal terms, then think so highly of the shit that they attempt to spread it?

I have no problem being an attention whore, I like it. Most people on this planet are boring assholes, who think 'fun' is drinking their brains into a stupor while watching Steve Wozniak desperately try to whore for attention through ballroom dancing. I don't like those people, I find them boring and often boorish. If people are going to stand on a box and demand attention, then I expect them to be interesting. Most Discordians here, tend to be interesting. I personally  think Lys is generally one of the more interesting people around here. If he wants to brag a bit about how much he gets laid, GOOD FOR HIM. I would rather read that thread than a thread whining about how Lys is a meanie cause he brags about getting laid.

Hell, even Roger's grown on me... and while he may threaten to behead me... He's an Attention Whore too. You don't get to be a Mexican Rain God, renowned for shitting hate in regular rants without being an attention whore.

And there is not a goddess blessed thing wrong with being an attention whore. So jump in and whore away with the rest of us... unless you're a boring piece of shit that has no creative thoughts.. in which case, just fuck off.

Ratatosk "Pay Attention Bitches... I AM THE FUCKING", Squirrel of Discord
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: LMNO on March 23, 2009, 07:16:29 pm
You're such a liar.




No one has ever liked your poems.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 23, 2009, 07:19:20 pm
You're such a liar.




No one has ever liked your poems.

You Whore!
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 07:25:21 pm
I also got the pictures of some skinny girlyman with fat chicks in bars and at scientology protests.

I can't get my palm off of my face now. It's like it's stuck there or something.

Skinny girlyman and fat chicks in bars?
Now, where are these tits?

(http://www.stud.tu-ilmenau.de/~haku-in/pics/retarded.jpg)
'nuff said me thinks.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: the dreadful hours on March 23, 2009, 07:25:55 pm
You're such a liar.




No one has ever liked your poems.

i like them
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 23, 2009, 07:27:47 pm
Hi.

I'd like to remind everyone I'm on the internet and I'm important.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 23, 2009, 07:29:13 pm
You're such a liar.




No one has ever liked your poems.

i like them

Flattery will get you everywhere.

Hi.

I'd like to remind everyone I'm on the internet and I'm important.

Oh yeah, sorry if I forgot to include you in my rant... YOU ATTENTION WHORE!!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cramulus on March 23, 2009, 07:30:35 pm
outta the way everybody, I'm first in line to suck cain's e-peen!

:a2m:   <---- accurate diagram of any e-penis
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 08:06:07 pm
i knew a lot of important things about everything when i was in my twenties. :kingmeh:

I think stupidity peaks at around 23. Not because of any Discordian connection, but simply through observation of myself and my peers through that age range. It was a perfect storm of enough education and experience to believe I'd gotten it all figured out, combined with not enough education and experience to realize how little I had figured out. Arrogance + ignorance = hubris.

When I was somewhere between 24-25 it started to dawn on me how little I really knew, and I was ashamed.

Current brain research suggests that this is approximately when the brain stops it's development, or pruning, phase.  So that sounds about right.  From a brain development perspective, adolescence is really pretty much the ages of 13-23. 

No shit? I'm gratified that science backs up my silly little observation!  :)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: AFK on March 23, 2009, 08:09:51 pm
Yes, and from what I've been told, the expectation is that eventually they'll be able to say that brain development actually continues into possibly the early 30s.  Or at least, that's what some egg-head said at a conference I attended.  Who knows. 
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 08:18:54 pm
ATTENTION WHORES vs E PENIS the ultimate smack down


What about people who go both ways?

you can either be an attention whore or have e penis, but according to the laws of quantum mechanics you cant be both at the same time

Fuck you look at my post count!!!!  LOOK AT IT!!!   :lol:

...aaaand gaining.

For the record, I like Lysergic and I like Hunter. This has been pretty entertaining. I actually like pretty much everyone here, actually... there's only one person on the board that I really can't stand.

Lys is young, full of himself, and really hung up on sex, but I think he does mean well.

Hunter is acerbic, cynical and quick-witted.

I enjoy reading both of their posts.

BTW I don't see Suu attention-whoring as much as going through a really hard time and trying to both distract herself (putting herself out here on the board means she has a reason to come back and check for replies - something to look forward to, however small) and maybe get some human validation in the process. It helped me in the same way. It still is, really.


And now I have one post more than I did before.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 08:19:57 pm
Yes, and from what I've been told, the expectation is that eventually they'll be able to say that brain development actually continues into possibly the early 30s.  Or at least, that's what some egg-head said at a conference I attended.  Who knows. 

That's really interesting... I might have to try to dig up more stuff about it to read.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 23, 2009, 08:22:40 pm
In terms of regulars on this board

I like you all you fuckers
 :argh!:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 23, 2009, 08:24:42 pm
Hunter, it would abusing my powers to do this, so when you next check this thread, can you edit it so that it carries the name "mutual forum bukkake"?

TIA.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 23, 2009, 08:26:05 pm
worse penis war ever
 :sad:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: fomenter on March 23, 2009, 08:26:26 pm


"there's only one person on the board that I really can't stand"

in the interest of higher post counts and attention whoring, drama must be started and commented on endlessly
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Dark Monk on March 23, 2009, 08:27:27 pm
Post +1
Roll 2d-10 against 13 for defense against meaningless post insults

*rolls*
12? WHAT THE FUCK
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: AFK on March 23, 2009, 08:28:49 pm



"there's only one person on the board that I really can't stand"

in the interest of higher post counts and attention whoring drama must be started and commented on endlessly


Easy.  RWHN.

Ha!  Trifecta.  Attention whoring, e-penis, AND self-deprecation.  What do I win? 
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: zen_magick on March 23, 2009, 08:29:32 pm
 :argh!:

Was hoping to see some actually dick waving going on.  Maybe, next time, remember folks pics are a good thing, LOL.

z_m
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 08:29:42 pm
The reason I didn't "call out" the person I was referring to as a bigger attention whore was because, unlike you, their behaviour didn't cause me to froth at the mouth out of pure rage.  Yes, I consider Suu the biggest attention whore on this forum, but it doesn't ruin my day or cause me to loathe her.  I like Suu, I just don't care for the constant barrage of pics, no big deal.  I don't personally find it necessary to point out every single thing that annoys me. But I certainly would place her above Lys if I were to make a list. 
I do happen to feel the need to point out every little thing that bothers me. I did froth at the mouth with rage. It did cause me top loathe him. I find Lys far more self promoting than Suu ever was. My "whore" list is different. I'm comfortable with all of this. I don't feel the need to conform to your obviously superior standards. You see me as an asshole with an itchy flame finger; I think you are a coward. Are you going to prove me wrong by playing my game?

If I'm such an asshole just Pledge me. This is ridiculous. You people know how to deal with shit stirrers. Pledge me right off of this fucking board. Anyone who posted in here hoping to end this is a fucking idiot, and you should feel like an asshole. You can't end a flame war with flames.

Do you think I'm going to apologize? Are you hoping you'll craft a post so striking I flee from the board? You can't do it. You don't have the conviction. I live to argue, that's why I come here. Why would I turn tail just when things are good? My tiff with Lys was about 15 post. 15. And look at this gigantic thread, all devoted to me.

Here it is:
You want the truth?
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has forums. And those forums have to be guarded by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Dr. Hoopla? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lysergic and you curse the Trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Lysergic's browbeating, while tragic, probably saved intrigue. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves intrigue...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum. You need me on that forum. We use words like flame, troll, pwn...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very lulz I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and post a flame. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

So stop riding the fence. Call Lys an asshole, call me an asshole, or Pledge me. But don't act high and mighty and pretend you don't want to e-sword fight or at least see one. Because if you didn't, you wouldn't. You knew what was going to happen when you looked into this thread. There's a lot of faces I don't see in here and I'm guessing it's because they know what the fuck is up.

BTW Hoops, I remember long periods without you. Post something memorable and that might change.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Dark Monk on March 23, 2009, 08:32:38 pm
I will follow you to the grave hunter.
You give me entertainment of quality and value.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 08:32:57 pm
Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
or shameless posting of tits.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Dark Monk on March 23, 2009, 08:33:37 pm
This thread could use more tits.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: AFK on March 23, 2009, 08:34:04 pm
Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
or shameless posting of tits.

why not have both? 
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Kai on March 23, 2009, 08:35:30 pm
I remember a long periods without hunter, the two years before he arrived, and the long break he just took.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Dark Monk on March 23, 2009, 08:35:35 pm
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z122/casademarco/tits-1.jpg)

ALSO

(http://www.discountcandleshop.com/images/sans/icecreamsundaystrawberry2.jpg)

and that looks strangely like a tit.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Dark Monk on March 23, 2009, 08:40:42 pm
Also Kai, you spelled beginning wrong in your sig.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 08:41:10 pm
i've never been more in the mood for a sundae than i am right now.

this thread is now about tits.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: AFK on March 23, 2009, 08:42:48 pm
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z122/casademarco/tits-1.jpg)

ALSO

(http://www.discountcandleshop.com/images/sans/icecreamsundaystrawberry2.jpg)

and that looks strangely like a tit.

I was hoping for something a little more organic. 
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 08:43:55 pm
(http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/open_tits_close_tits.jpg)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Dark Monk on March 23, 2009, 08:45:14 pm
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m48/kchatelain/boobs.jpg

NSFW. Exercise some fucking judgement.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 08:45:59 pm
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m48/kchatelain/boobs.jpg

natural milk dispensers.
don't you just love it how tits can derail any thread?

Ditto
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Dark Monk on March 23, 2009, 08:47:13 pm
I believe it is your move good madam or sir.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Hoopla on March 23, 2009, 08:47:29 pm
The reason I didn't "call out" the person I was referring to as a bigger attention whore was because, unlike you, their behaviour didn't cause me to froth at the mouth out of pure rage.  Yes, I consider Suu the biggest attention whore on this forum, but it doesn't ruin my day or cause me to loathe her.  I like Suu, I just don't care for the constant barrage of pics, no big deal.  I don't personally find it necessary to point out every single thing that annoys me. But I certainly would place her above Lys if I were to make a list. 
I do happen to feel the need to point out every little thing that bothers me. I did froth at the mouth with rage. It did cause me top loathe him. I find Lys far more self promoting than Suu ever was. My "whore" list is different. I'm comfortable with all of this. I don't feel the need to conform to your obviously superior standards. You see me as an asshole with an itchy flame finger; I think you are a coward. Are you going to prove me wrong by playing my game?

If I'm such an asshole just Pledge me. This is ridiculous. You people know how to deal with shit stirrers. Pledge me right off of this fucking board. Anyone who posted in here hoping to end this is a fucking idiot, and you should feel like an asshole. You can't end a flame war with flames.

Do you think I'm going to apologize? Are you hoping you'll craft a post so striking I flee from the board? You can't do it. You don't have the conviction. I live to argue, that's why I come here. Why would I turn tail just when things are good? My tiff with Lys was about 15 post. 15. And look at this gigantic thread, all devoted to me.

Here it is:
You want the truth?
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has forums. And those forums have to be guarded by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Dr. Hoopla? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lysergic and you curse the Trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Lysergic's browbeating, while tragic, probably saved intrigue. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves intrigue...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like flame, troll, pwn...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very lulz I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and post a flame. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

So stop riding the fence. Call Lys an asshole, call me an asshole, or Pledge me. But don't act high and mighty and pretend you don't want to e-sword fight or at least see one. Because if you didn't, you wouldn't. You knew what was going to happen when you looked into this thread. There's a lot of faces I don't see in here and I'm guessing it's because they know what the fuck is up.

BTW Hoops, I remember long periods without you. Post something memorable and that might change.

You mean memorable posts like "Fuck off noob"?  Why the fuck didn't I think of that?  Your audacious originality blows me away.  Do you even have other posts?  It's a fairly small corner you've painted yourself into over the years...

I've argued with GITM, ECH, LMNO, Roger, Cain, Aini, Net and Mal over the years without quaking with fear and they ALL trump you, Hunter, so don't believe for a second that you have me worried about being able to hold my own with you verbally.  Apparently my post DID hit you close to home or you wouldn't be responding Kanye West style to me.

Claiming that I somehow "rise and sleep" under the blanket of your lulz is so beyond batshit insane that I don't know where to begin.  
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Emo Howard on March 23, 2009, 08:58:00 pm
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/EverybodyWins.gif)

Fixed.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 09:00:24 pm
You mean memorable posts like "Fuck off noob"?  Why the fuck didn't I think of that?  Your audacious originality blows me away.  Do you even have other posts?  It's a fairly small corner you've painted yourself into over the years...

I've argued with GITM, ECH, LMNO, Roger, Cain, Aini, Net and Mal over the years without quaking with fear and they ALL trump you, Hunter, so don't believe for a second that you have me worried about being able to hold my own with you verbally.  Apparently my post DID hit you close to home or you wouldn't be responding Kanye West style to me.

Claiming that I somehow "rise and sleep" under the blanket of your lulz is so beyond batshit insane that I don't know where to begin.  

1. See, you remember me.

2. What is this "quaking in fear" bit? Are people scared of internet posts? And how did you "hit close to home?" You commented at me, asshole, was I supposed to ignore it? I guess if the fact that I actually responded is some sort of moral victory, congrats, you got me. Please elaborate on that whole paragraph.

3.  :lulz: Did you miss the reference?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Kai on March 23, 2009, 09:04:18 pm
You're all a bunch of doodie heads.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Hoopla on March 23, 2009, 09:05:14 pm
You mean memorable posts like "Fuck off noob"?  Why the fuck didn't I think of that?  Your audacious originality blows me away.  Do you even have other posts?  It's a fairly small corner you've painted yourself into over the years...

I've argued with GITM, ECH, LMNO, Roger, Cain, Aini, Net and Mal over the years without quaking with fear and they ALL trump you, Hunter, so don't believe for a second that you have me worried about being able to hold my own with you verbally.  Apparently my post DID hit you close to home or you wouldn't be responding Kanye West style to me.

Claiming that I somehow "rise and sleep" under the blanket of your lulz is so beyond batshit insane that I don't know where to begin. 

1. See, you remember me.

2. What is this "quaking in fear" bit? Are people scared of internet posts? And how did you "hit close to home?" You commented at me, asshole, was I supposed to ignore it? I guess if the fact that I actually responded is some sort of moral victory, congrats, you got me. Please elaborate on that whole paragraph.

3.  :lulz: Did you miss the reference?

I got the reference, but I'm still wondering why you thought that speech was relevant to any of this...

For the record, I never claimed to not remember you... that was you.  To me.  I remember you very well.  Well enough to point out that you are now caricaturing yourself.  If that's what greases your monkey, knock yourself out.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 09:09:59 pm
I got the reference, but I'm still wondering why you thought that speech was relevant to any of this...

If you don't get it I'm not sure I can explain it. I thought the reference was pretty straightforward (and lulzy).

Now please explain the "fear factor" or whatever of posting here.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Emo Howard on March 23, 2009, 09:10:52 pm
You're all a bunch of doodie heads.

No, you.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 09:11:32 pm
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/EverybodyWins.gif)

Fixed.
<3
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Kai on March 23, 2009, 09:13:09 pm
You're all a bunch of doodie heads.

No, you.

Poopy face!
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Hoopla on March 23, 2009, 09:15:11 pm
I got the reference, but I'm still wondering why you thought that speech was relevant to any of this...

If you don't get it I'm not sure I can explain it. I thought the reference was pretty straightforward (and lulzy).

Now please explain the "fear factor" or whatever of posting here.

1) Ok!

2) Your post read to me like this:
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/17/frigate_bird_puffed_up_gallery__470x282.jpg)

Which, in the animal kingdom, is a mechanism intended to warn the potential enemy that the animal is not to be messed with.  I was under the impression you were trying the same tactic out here, and frankly, I still am.

When the frigate bird does it, its cute and funny... when you do it its still funny, but not as cute.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 23, 2009, 09:15:32 pm
The reason I didn't "call out" the person I was referring to as a bigger attention whore was because, unlike you, their behaviour didn't cause me to froth at the mouth out of pure rage.  Yes, I consider Suu the biggest attention whore on this forum, but it doesn't ruin my day or cause me to loathe her.  I like Suu, I just don't care for the constant barrage of pics, no big deal.  I don't personally find it necessary to point out every single thing that annoys me. But I certainly would place her above Lys if I were to make a list. 
I do happen to feel the need to point out every little thing that bothers me. I did froth at the mouth with rage. It did cause me top loathe him. I find Lys far more self promoting than Suu ever was. My "whore" list is different. I'm comfortable with all of this. I don't feel the need to conform to your obviously superior standards. You see me as an asshole with an itchy flame finger; I think you are a coward. Are you going to prove me wrong by playing my game?

If I'm such an asshole just Pledge me. This is ridiculous. You people know how to deal with shit stirrers. Pledge me right off of this fucking board. Anyone who posted in here hoping to end this is a fucking idiot, and you should feel like an asshole. You can't end a flame war with flames.

Do you think I'm going to apologize? Are you hoping you'll craft a post so striking I flee from the board? You can't do it. You don't have the conviction. I live to argue, that's why I come here. Why would I turn tail just when things are good? My tiff with Lys was about 15 post. 15. And look at this gigantic thread, all devoted to me.

Here it is:
You want the truth?
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has forums. And those forums have to be guarded by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Dr. Hoopla? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lysergic and you curse the Trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Lysergic's browbeating, while tragic, probably saved intrigue. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves intrigue...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum. You need me on that forum. We use words like flame, troll, pwn...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very lulz I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and post a flame. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

So stop riding the fence. Call Lys an asshole, call me an asshole, or Pledge me. But don't act high and mighty and pretend you don't want to e-sword fight or at least see one. Because if you didn't, you wouldn't. You knew what was going to happen when you looked into this thread. There's a lot of faces I don't see in here and I'm guessing it's because they know what the fuck is up.

BTW Hoops, I remember long periods without you. Post something memorable and that might change.


I don't want anyone to go away. I just want all you fucking fucks to realize that the ONLY REASON you post on the internet is for attention. It;s because we desperately want our pathetic world view to be meaningful to someone. Only an attention whore would start a thread about their opinion of another attention whore.

So, we're ALL FUCKING WHORES. If you want to pretend to have some altruistic attempt at raising the quality of the forums, go spit it in a sock, then come back here for some more whoring.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Dark Monk on March 23, 2009, 09:17:49 pm
 :popcorn: :noodledance:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 09:18:20 pm
I couldn't hear you over the sound of how awesome i am.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 09:19:48 pm
Which, in the animal kingdom, is a warning mechanism intended to warn the potential enemy that the animal is not to be messed with.  I was under the impression you were trying the same tactic out here, and frankly, I still am.

When the frigate bird does it, its cute and funny... when you do it its still funny, but not as cute.

First, that's pretty discriminatory.

Second, I'm still not getting it. Are you afraid I'm going to beat you up or something? We're on the internet, I can't actually "get you."
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Hoopla on March 23, 2009, 09:21:51 pm
Which, in the animal kingdom, is a warning mechanism intended to warn the potential enemy that the animal is not to be messed with.  I was under the impression you were trying the same tactic out here, and frankly, I still am.

When the frigate bird does it, its cute and funny... when you do it its still funny, but not as cute.

First, that's pretty discriminatory.

Second, I'm still not getting it. Are you afraid I'm going to beat you up or something? We're on the internet, I can't actually "get you."

Oh ok, so you DO get that.  I was worried that you didn't.  Apparently you were wondering the same thing about me.  Funny how that works, ain't it?  Almost like an episode of Full House!

Either way, your verbose responses are starting to fizzle out... I thought this is what you lived for?

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 23, 2009, 09:22:20 pm
the fear that hunter's going to drive up here and beat me up is the only thing that keeps me semi-inline
 :sad:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on March 23, 2009, 09:23:12 pm
The reason I didn't "call out" the person I was referring to as a bigger attention whore was because, unlike you, their behaviour didn't cause me to froth at the mouth out of pure rage.  
THIS JUST IN HOOPs ONLY CALLS OUT PEOPLE THAT MAKE HIM FROTH AT THE MOUTH.







Yes, I consider Suu the biggest attention whore on this forum, but it doesn't ruin my day or cause me to loathe her.
THIS JUST IN, SUU MAKES HOOPs FROTH FROM THE MOUTH
 I like Suu, I just don't care for the constant barrage of pics, no big deal.
What are you, some sort of FAG?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Emo Howard on March 23, 2009, 09:24:21 pm
You're all a bunch of doodie heads.

No, you.

Poopy face!

Well, that's true.

Also, I'm rather sensitive about it.

Fuck you, Kai.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Hoopla on March 23, 2009, 09:26:00 pm
The reason I didn't "call out" the person I was referring to as a bigger attention whore was because, unlike you, their behaviour didn't cause me to froth at the mouth out of pure rage.  
THIS JUST IN HOOPs ONLY CALLS OUT PEOPLE THAT MAKE HIM FROTH AT THE MOUTH.


Yes, I consider Suu the biggest attention whore on this forum, but it doesn't ruin my day or cause me to loathe her.
THIS JUST IN, SUU MAKES HOOPs FROTH FROM THE MOUTH
 I like Suu, I just don't care for the constant barrage of pics, no big deal.
What are you, some sort of FAG?

Hi Wade.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Kai on March 23, 2009, 09:26:41 pm
You're all a bunch of doodie heads.

No, you.

Poopy face!

Well, that's true.

Also, I'm rather sensitive about it.

Fuck you, Kai.

Jerry, this conversation is far more entertaining than the rest of this thread.

Is that sad?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 23, 2009, 09:29:58 pm
You're all a bunch of doodie heads.

No, you.

Poopy face!

Well, that's true.

Also, I'm rather sensitive about it.

Fuck you, Kai.

Jerry, this conversation is far more entertaining than the rest of this thread.

Is that sad?

Pshaw. This is the best thread in Apple Talk I've read in a while. Beats the news articles and LJ-style stuff in any case.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Kai on March 23, 2009, 09:32:35 pm
These arguing threads are shitty because I don't enjoy seeing my friends hate on each other over stupid bullshit.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Hoopla on March 23, 2009, 09:34:03 pm
I'm enjoying this now that the attention has been successfully misdirected away from Lys, and hell, this is what Hunter LIVES for!  It's all good!
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 09:35:34 pm



"there's only one person on the board that I really can't stand"

in the interest of higher post counts and attention whoring drama must be started and commented on endlessly


Easy.  RWHN.

Ha!  Trifecta.  Attention whoring, e-penis, AND self-deprecation.  What do I win? 

Bukkake.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 09:35:54 pm
Either way, your verbose responses are starting to fizzle out... I thought this is what you lived for?

Give me something to work with. You're not even saying anything that I can argue with. So you aren't afraid of me. Am I supposed to argue that? Should I become a real internet tough guy?

I'll give it a shot:

Yeah you are afraid of me. Tell me where you live and I'll come punch you in your face.

I can only argue or comment on things that are worthwhile. Take Ratty's post: I can't really refute being some kind of an attention whore because he's right, that's why we post. As far as the question of motive I can't argue there either. It's an opinion. What would I say "I am so doing this all for you, just ask my legion of friends. I told them all about how I come on here to entertain. Call them."

"I'm not afraid" and "I think you are threatening me" are opinions that I can't really sway through argument.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Emo Howard on March 23, 2009, 09:36:08 pm
You're all a bunch of doodie heads.

No, you.

Poopy face!

Well, that's true.

Also, I'm rather sensitive about it.

Fuck you, Kai.

Jerry, this conversation is far more entertaining than the rest of this thread.

Is that sad?

A little.

I remember back in the day (circa 1993) when internet arguments meant something.  It was like flipping someone the bird from your new flying car.  Fuck yeah, bitches!


Now it's more like jerking off to phone sex in your room, only cheaper.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 23, 2009, 09:37:04 pm
These arguing threads are shitty because I don't enjoy seeing my friends hate on each other over stupid bullshit.

I find that it stops things from getting stale. Forums where everyone is nice to each other (even when they secretly hate each other) don't really hold my interest for long.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 09:39:19 pm
Pshaw. This is the best thread in Apple Talk I've read in a while. Beats the news articles and LJ-style stuff in any case.
Exactly. No one is being paid to be here. Go read about Jade Goody if this isn't to your liking.

As I said, Pledge me and I'll be forced to stop.

These arguing threads are shitty because I don't enjoy seeing my friends hate on each other over stupid bullshit.
I thought you didn't like me anymore either. Shouldn't this be a good thing? Maybe I'll get chased away with an artful reply.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 23, 2009, 09:40:23 pm
This thread is 100% times more hilarious today. 
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Hoopla on March 23, 2009, 09:41:48 pm
Either way, your verbose responses are starting to fizzle out... I thought this is what you lived for?

Give me something to work with. You're not even saying anything that I can argue with. So you aren't afraid of me. Am I supposed to argue that? Should I become a real internet tough guy?

I'll give it a shot:

Yeah you are afraid of me. Tell me where you live and I'll come punch you in your face.

I can only argue or comment on things that are worthwhile. Take Ratty's post: I can't really refute being some kind of an attention whore because he's right, that's why we post. As far as the question of motive I can't argue there either. It's an opinion. What would I say "I am so doing this all for you, just ask my legion of friends. I told them all about how I come on here to entertain. Call them."

"I'm not afraid" and "I think you are threatening me" are opinions that I can't really sway through argument.

Address PM'd... I look forward to your visit, Mr. Norris.

You pulled the frightened thing from a couple toss-away comments, how about the crux of my point?  That you are a hollow caricature of a formerly worthwhile poster?  You could start there.

However, I am finished work now and will be going out for drinks with friends.  Don't worry, though, I'm sure I'll get back to checking this thread at some point to see what sort of stunning retort you came up with.  
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 09:43:35 pm
Alright, it's official. The gauntlet has been laid down. I know where Hoopla lives. If anyone here wants to give me a ride, you will get the exclusive rights to seeing the all time most amazing ass beating of a lifetime live and in person.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 23, 2009, 09:44:28 pm
:lol:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 23, 2009, 09:45:11 pm
your going to need a passport
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 09:48:07 pm
You pulled the frightened thing from a couple toss-away comments, how about the crux of my point?  That you are a hollow caricature of a formerly worthwhile poster?  You could start there.  

Another opinion. I can't refute that. Am I supposed to say "Everyone get in here and take sides, do you think I'm awesome or a shell?" Will that prove it? No! Even if everyone comes in here and cheers me on your opinion will still be your opinion.

your going to need a passport
I thought so.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 09:50:04 pm
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has forums. And those forums have to be guarded by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Dr. Hoopla? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lysergic and you curse the Trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Lysergic's browbeating, while tragic, probably saved intrigue. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves intrigue...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum. You need me on that forum. We use words like flame, troll, pwn...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very lulz I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and post a flame. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
                                                        \
(http://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/specialengagements/afewgoodmenjack1.JPG)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2F4VcBmeo
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 23, 2009, 09:51:05 pm
Actually, I'd now like to see this thread renamed "What happens when adults act like 12 year olds".
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 09:51:19 pm
Hoopla you're an uninteresting fuck that never really has anything interesting to say.

You are a shell of a formerly uninteresting forgettable poster.

Discuss.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 09:55:05 pm
I don't want anyone to go away. I just want sombunall you fucking fucks to realize that the MOSBUNONLY REASON you post on the internet is for attention. It;s because maybe sometimes we desperately want our pathetic world view to be meaningful to someone. Mosbunonly an attention whore would start a thread about their opinion of another attention whore.

So, we're MOSBUNALL FUCKING WHORES. If you want to pretend to have some altruistic attempt at raising the quality of the forums, maybe consider that you couldgo spit it in a sock, then come back here for some more whoring.

E-primed for lulz
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on March 23, 2009, 09:55:24 pm
The reason I didn't "call out" the person I was referring to as a bigger attention whore was because, unlike you, their behaviour didn't cause me to froth at the mouth out of pure rage.  
THIS JUST IN HOOPs ONLY CALLS OUT PEOPLE THAT MAKE HIM FROTH AT THE MOUTH.


Yes, I consider Suu the biggest attention whore on this forum, but it doesn't ruin my day or cause me to loathe her.
THIS JUST IN, SUU MAKES HOOPs FROTH FROM THE MOUTH
 I like Suu, I just don't care for the constant barrage of pics, no big deal.
What are you, some sort of FAG?

Hi Wade.
Hi buddy.

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 23, 2009, 09:55:45 pm
"What happens when adults act like 12 year olds".

Loveshade gets really confused.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 23, 2009, 09:57:01 pm
"What happens when adults act like 12 year olds".

Loveshade gets really confused.

I just realized this offers the potential for argument crossover with the retard thread.

 :ohnotache:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on March 23, 2009, 09:57:13 pm
Alright, it's official. The gauntlet has been laid down. I know where Hoopla lives. If anyone here wants to give me a ride, you will get the exclusive rights to seeing the all time most amazing ass beating of a lifetime live and in person.
 make it to any Ontario border and I'm at your disposal.

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 23, 2009, 09:57:49 pm
I don't want anyone to go away. I just want sombunall you fucking fucks to realize that the MOSBUNONLY REASON you post on the internet is for attention. It;s because maybe sometimes we desperately want our pathetic world view to be meaningful to someone. Mosbunonly an attention whore would start a thread about their opinion of another attention whore.

So, we're MOSBUNALL FUCKING WHORES. If you want to pretend to have some altruistic attempt at raising the quality of the forums, maybe consider that you couldgo spit it in a sock, then come back here for some more whoring.

E-primed for lulz

MOSBUNONLY!!

is my new favorite eprime-word.

*SMOOCHES* Nigel
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 23, 2009, 09:57:56 pm
"What happens when adults act like 12 year olds".

Loveshade gets really confused.

I just realized this offers the potential for argument crossover with the retard thread.

 :ohnotache:

Oh god what have we done :x
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 10:00:03 pm
I think you sick fucks who think it should be OK for parents to make beastiality porn with their retarded adult children are no better than Loveshade.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 10:00:40 pm
I don't want anyone to go away. I just want sombunall you fucking fucks to realize that the MOSBUNONLY REASON you post on the internet is for attention. It;s because maybe sometimes we desperately want our pathetic world view to be meaningful to someone. Mosbunonly an attention whore would start a thread about their opinion of another attention whore.

So, we're MOSBUNALL FUCKING WHORES. If you want to pretend to have some altruistic attempt at raising the quality of the forums, maybe consider that you couldgo spit it in a sock, then come back here for some more whoring.

E-primed for lulz

MOSBUNONLY!!

is my new favorite eprime-word.

*SMOOCHES* Nigel

 :lulz:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 23, 2009, 10:00:52 pm
But what if they are really smart children who act like adults?

Is it then OK?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 23, 2009, 10:01:55 pm
And what if the dog's IQ is over 75?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 23, 2009, 10:02:15 pm
This thread makes no sense to someone who haven't read the retard thread or the orgasm thread
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 10:02:36 pm
But what if they are really smart children who act like adults?

Is it then OK?

Only if you ARE Reverend Loveshade.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 23, 2009, 10:02:55 pm
This thread makes no sense to someone who haven't read the retard thread or the orgasm thread

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 23, 2009, 10:03:58 pm
it's actually quite entertaining
next time there is a break off bitch-off thread you guys outa try it
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 10:04:07 pm
I can't believe you're advocating allowing intelligent dogs to have coercive relationships with retarded adults who can't have orgasms.

You guys, that's just not right. Nobody likes something that isn't right.  :sad:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: fomenter on March 23, 2009, 10:05:18 pm
there is no law against retards having masturbatory arguments with retards, or twelve year olds having arguments with 12 year olds, it when adults get involved that it becomes coercive..
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 23, 2009, 10:05:38 pm
I can't believe you're advocating allowing intelligent dogs to have coercive relationships with retarded adults who can't have orgasms.

You guys, that's just not right. Nobody likes something that isn't right.  :sad:

You're such a prude. Us rational people know that it's okay so long as they don't use lube.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 10:07:36 pm
I think someone needs to think about the rights of the intelligent dogs to make their own choices. Who is deciding they should have sex with orgasm-impaired retarded people? Are the dogs being paid? Is this retard prostitution, dog prostitution, or is it really mutually consensual sex?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 23, 2009, 10:07:37 pm
But what if they are really smart children who act like adults?

Is it then OK?

Only if you ARE Reverend Loveshade.

You see, that raises an interesting ontological problem.  Being implies either transcendence or immanence.  Which suggests Lovecraft is something to be overcome, or something can become better at?  Is there a true Platonic Loveshade?  Dare we imagine such a thing? 

On the other hand, immanence may be even worse.  It would suggest the spirit of Lovecraft is an integral, essential part of the world, a manifestation of the Whole.

Neither appeal.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 10:08:37 pm
If we're bad, do we turn into Loveshade when we die?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 23, 2009, 10:09:57 pm
But what if they are really smart children who act like adults?

Is it then OK?

Only if you ARE Reverend Loveshade.

You see, that raises an interesting ontological problem.  Being implies either transcendence or immanence.  Which suggests Lovecraft is something to be overcome, or something can become better at?  Is there a true Platonic Loveshade?  Dare we imagine such a thing? 

On the other hand, immanence may be even worse.  It would suggest the spirit of Lovecraft is an integral, essential part of the world, a manifestation of the Whole.

Neither appeal.

And now I can't tell if you're talking about a pineal pedophile or an early 20th century American author. :x
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 10:10:09 pm
You pulled the frightened thing from a couple toss-away comments, how about the crux of my point?  That you are a hollow caricature of a formerly worthwhile poster?  You could start there.  

Another opinion. I can't refute that. Am I supposed to say "Everyone get in here and take sides, do you think I'm awesome or a shell?" Will that prove it? No! Even if everyone comes in here and cheers me on your opinion will still be your opinion.

Actually I'll give it a whirl. It's a toughy, and this'll be a stretch, but I'm not doing much right now.

You didn't argue or take issue at any other point at which I attacked someone. I'm guessing the "old Hunter" you are referring to is the guy who spent hours attacking people like Lamanite, AKK, Daruko, Cow Ass, and the various smaller one-shot trolls that have stopped by. So when old complete Hunter argued with people you didn't like, it was lulzy, creative, and skillful. But when new HunterShell argues with someone you do like, he's just a shell spouting old catchphrases and generally failing.

What I see there is you seem to think it's me that changed. Look at this big ol' thread. A whole bunch of people have seen fit to drop in and throw in their 2. All this attention seems to say to me that I am actually just as good, if not better at attacking people. I never got my own flame thread before.

All of this leads me to believe that it is your perception that has changed, and not my posting style.
You are wrong.
I'm doing just fine.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 23, 2009, 10:12:07 pm
But what if they are really smart children who act like adults?

Is it then OK?

Only if you ARE Reverend Loveshade.

You see, that raises an interesting ontological problem.  Being implies either transcendence or immanence.  Which suggests Lovecraft is something to be overcome, or something can become better at?  Is there a true Platonic Loveshade?  Dare we imagine such a thing? 

On the other hand, immanence may be even worse.  It would suggest the spirit of Lovecraft is an integral, essential part of the world, a manifestation of the Whole.

Neither appeal.

And now I can't tell if you're talking about a pineal pedophile or an early 20th century American author. :x

lol, typing fail.

I'm not going to edit to clarify, however.  Probably for the best.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 23, 2009, 10:12:43 pm
If we're bad, do we turn into Loveshade when we die?

Or Lovecraft.  And you wont know until you die.

Quantum indeterminacy proves this theory.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 23, 2009, 10:13:07 pm
But what if they are really smart children who act like adults?

Is it then OK?

Only if you ARE Reverend Loveshade.

You see, that raises an interesting ontological problem.  Being implies either transcendence or immanence.  Which suggests Lovecraft is something to be overcome, or something can become better at?  Is there a true Platonic Loveshade?  Dare we imagine such a thing? 

On the other hand, immanence may be even worse.  It would suggest the spirit of Lovecraft is an integral, essential part of the world, a manifestation of the Whole.

Neither appeal.

Cain are you suggesting that there is a shadowing reality outside of our own, where ther exists Loveshade in it's purest form?
 :x
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 23, 2009, 10:14:08 pm
But what if they are really smart children who act like adults?

Is it then OK?

Only if you ARE Reverend Loveshade.

You see, that raises an interesting ontological problem.  Being implies either transcendence or immanence.  Which suggests Lovecraft is something to be overcome, or something can become better at?  Is there a true Platonic Loveshade?  Dare we imagine such a thing? 

On the other hand, immanence may be even worse.  It would suggest the spirit of Lovecraft is an integral, essential part of the world, a manifestation of the Whole.

Neither appeal.

Cain are you suggestion that there is a shadowing reality outside of our own, where exists Loveshade in it's purest form?
 :x

That or Cthulhu likes really, really young Shoggoths.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Malachite on March 23, 2009, 10:18:22 pm
You pulled the frightened thing from a couple toss-away comments, how about the crux of my point?  That you are a hollow caricature of a formerly worthwhile poster?  You could start there.  

Another opinion. I can't refute that. Am I supposed to say "Everyone get in here and take sides, do you think I'm awesome or a shell?" Will that prove it? No! Even if everyone comes in here and cheers me on your opinion will still be your opinion.

Actually I'll give it a whirl. It's a toughy, and this'll be a stretch, but I'm not doing much right now.

You didn't argue or take issue at any other point at which I attacked someone. I'm guessing the "old Hunter" you are referring to is the guy who spent hours attacking people like Lamanite, AKK, Daruko, Cow Ass, and the various smaller one-shot trolls that have stopped by. So when old complete Hunter argued with people you didn't like, it was lulzy, creative, and skillful. But when new HunterShell argues with someone you do like, he's just a shell spouting old catchphrases and generally failing.

What I see there is you seem to think it's me that changed. Look at this big ol' thread. A whole bunch of people have seen fit to drop in and throw in their 2. All this attention seems to say to me that I am actually just as good, if not better at attacking people. I never got my own flame thread before.

All of this leads me to believe that it is your perception that has changed, and not my posting style.
You are wrong.
I'm doing just fine.

I wanted to point this out, but I couldn't be bothered with the inevitable accusations of "taking sides".

When people are attacking the designated target (AKK, wade, whoever), it's all okay. But when two regulars fight, it's a big deal and other regulars beg them to stop.

That sort of thing leads to a clique-ish mentality on forums and makes them really easy to troll. So yeah, fights every now and then are good. They stop things from getting stale. And stuff.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 10:18:25 pm
But what if they are really smart children who act like adults?

Is it then OK?

Only if you ARE Reverend Loveshade.

You see, that raises an interesting ontological problem.  Being implies either transcendence or immanence.  Which suggests Lovecraft is something to be overcome, or something can become better at?  Is there a true Platonic Loveshade?  Dare we imagine such a thing? 

On the other hand, immanence may be even worse.  It would suggest the spirit of Lovecraft is an integral, essential part of the world, a manifestation of the Whole.

Neither appeal.

Cain are you suggestion that there is a shadowing reality outside of our own, where exists Loveshade in it's purest form?
 :x

That or Cthulhu likes really, really young Shoggoths.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: fomenter on March 23, 2009, 10:24:03 pm

When people are attacking the designated target (AKK, wade, whoever), it's all okay. But when two regulars fight, it's a big deal and other regulars beg them to stop.

That sort of thing leads to a clique-ish mentality on forums and makes them really easy to troll. So yeah, fights every now and then are good. They stop things from getting stale. And stuff.

 :D
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Xooxe on March 23, 2009, 10:35:45 pm
If we're bad, do we turn into Loveshade when we die?

Or Lovecraft.  And you wont know until you die.

Lovecraft is that Gaia hypothesis guy, right?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 23, 2009, 10:38:36 pm
If we're bad, do we turn into Loveshade when we die?

Or Lovecraft.  And you wont know until you die.

Lovecraft is that Gaia hypothesis guy, right?

Yes, if the world hated you and wanted you to die, screaming in abject terror.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Emo Howard on March 23, 2009, 10:41:50 pm
If we're bad, do we turn into Loveshade when we die?

Or Lovecraft.  And you wont know until you die.

Lovecraft is that Gaia hypothesis guy, right?

Yes, if the world hated you and wanted you to die, screaming in abject terror.

And after that? Eternal torment, or oblivion?

I'm not yet familiar with the works of Lovecraft.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on March 23, 2009, 10:51:58 pm
You pulled the frightened thing from a couple toss-away comments, how about the crux of my point?  That you are a hollow caricature of a formerly worthwhile poster?  You could start there.  

Another opinion. I can't refute that. Am I supposed to say "Everyone get in here and take sides, do you think I'm awesome or a shell?" Will that prove it? No! Even if everyone comes in here and cheers me on your opinion will still be your opinion.

Actually I'll give it a whirl. It's a toughy, and this'll be a stretch, but I'm not doing much right now.

You didn't argue or take issue at any other point at which I attacked someone. I'm guessing the "old Hunter" you are referring to is the guy who spent hours attacking people like Lamanite, AKK, Daruko, Cow Ass, and the various smaller one-shot trolls that have stopped by. So when old complete Hunter argued with people you didn't like, it was lulzy, creative, and skillful. But when new HunterShell argues with someone you do like, he's just a shell spouting old catchphrases and generally failing.

What I see there is you seem to think it's me that changed. Look at this big ol' thread. A whole bunch of people have seen fit to drop in and throw in their 2. All this attention seems to say to me that I am actually just as good, if not better at attacking people. I never got my own flame thread before.

All of this leads me to believe that it is your perception that has changed, and not my posting style.
You are wrong.
I'm doing just fine.

I wanted to point this out, but I couldn't be bothered with the inevitable accusations of "taking sides".

When people are attacking the designated target (AKK, wade, whoever), it's all okay. But when two regulars fight, it's a big deal and other regulars beg them to stop.

That sort of thing leads to a clique-ish mentality on forums and makes them really easy to troll. So yeah, fights every now and then are good. They stop things from getting stale. And stuff.
  OMFG THE REGULARS ARE RIGHTING.  I AM GOING TO LEAVE FOR A WHILE!!! SEE YOU GUYS LATER.  WAHHH!


I think the cool people should make a secret forum called the Coalition of the Cool. 

wankers...  lol
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 23, 2009, 11:01:10 pm
This thread fucking delivers!

I might have time to jump in tomorrow. Not sure if I should pick a side or try and find a way to piss off both :evil:

On second thoughts, fuck it I've chosen:

Hunter - You win. Internets are yours for a whole month.

Hoopla - you just aren't getting the joke.

Lys - Take a look at yourself and you'll see constructive criticism wrapped up in a housebrick

Everybody else - I HAVE a HUGE FUCKING PENIS - WORSHIP ME :lulz:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 11:04:26 pm
Alright, it's official. The gauntlet has been laid down. I know where Hoopla lives. If anyone here wants to give me a ride, you will get the exclusive rights to seeing the all time most amazing ass beating of a lifetime live and in person.

if there's no buttsecks to be seen im not sure i'm interested.

*still awaiting tits*
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on March 23, 2009, 11:04:36 pm
p3nt4
prove it.

I know hoops definitely will not mind.  

Seeing as you're a dude, and not Suu...

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on March 23, 2009, 11:06:37 pm
Alright, it's official. The gauntlet has been laid down. I know where Hoopla lives. If anyone here wants to give me a ride, you will get the exclusive rights to seeing the all time most amazing ass beating of a lifetime live and in person.

if there's no buttsecks to be seen im not sure i'm interested.

*still awaiting tits*

uh... that's why I said I'd take him there once he gets to the border....

;)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 23, 2009, 11:07:23 pm
p3nt4
prove it.

I know hoops definitely will not mind.  

Seeing as you're a dude, and not Suu...



MY COCK IS SO BIG IT DOESN'T FIT ON CAMERA :ECH:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on March 23, 2009, 11:08:10 pm
well, it doesn't have to fit all the way in...

cough*thatswhatshesaid*cough*
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 11:08:32 pm
p3nt4
prove it.

I know hoops definitely will not mind.  

Seeing as you're a dude, and not Suu...



MY COCK IS SO BIG IT DOESN'T FIT ON CAMERA :ECH:

My girl-cock is so big it'll be the first thing aliens try to make communication with.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 23, 2009, 11:10:36 pm
NSFW (http://images2.americanprogress.org/ThinkProgress/yglesias/images/pink.png)

a PICTURE OF MY WANG TAKEN WHILST SUNBATHING NEKKIT, BY GOOGLE EARTH
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on March 23, 2009, 11:12:17 pm
bwahahahaha
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 11:18:01 pm
NSFW (http://images2.americanprogress.org/ThinkProgress/yglesias/images/pink.png)

a PICTURE OF MY WANG TAKEN WHILST SUNBATHING NEKKIT, BY GOOGLE EARTH
i came. hard.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Kai on March 23, 2009, 11:19:48 pm
These arguing threads are shitty because I don't enjoy seeing my friends hate on each other over stupid bullshit.
I thought you didn't like me anymore either. Shouldn't this be a good thing? Maybe I'll get chased away with an artful reply.

I don't like you. You're not one of the friends I'm talking about.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Iason Ouabache on March 23, 2009, 11:22:17 pm
WTF happened to this thread?  And why isn't anyone paying attention to MEEEEE!!!!!?????
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on March 23, 2009, 11:23:31 pm
WTF happened to this thread?  And why isn't anyone paying attention to MEEEEE!!!!!?????
  YOU READ MY MIND.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 11:35:55 pm
These arguing threads are shitty because I don't enjoy seeing my friends hate on each other over stupid bullshit.
I thought you didn't like me anymore either. Shouldn't this be a good thing? Maybe I'll get chased away with an artful reply.

I don't like you. You're not one of the friends I'm talking about.

Well who else is fighting in here? Which of you friends are hating all over each other? I think I missed something.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 11:40:15 pm
why dont you just ignore him if he annoys you that much hunter?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 11:41:27 pm
why dont you just ignore him if he annoys you that much hunter?

Who?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on March 23, 2009, 11:42:19 pm
yeah, theres like 3 of him...
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 11:47:56 pm
why dont you just ignore him if he annoys you that much hunter?

Who?

consider for a second the original post
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 11:55:38 pm
why dont you just ignore him if he annoys you that much hunter?

Who?

consider for a second the original post
Lys I'm guessing?

Well, I'm not sure. Honestly. Why can't half the board simply ignore me?
...
...
I've been staring at the screen for a few minutes now. Can't come up with a damn thing. If I think of something I'll get back to you.
Any suggestions from anyone else? What about you Lyris? Theory?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 23, 2009, 11:56:13 pm
why dont you just ignore him if he annoys you that much hunter?
Would you tolerate a cocksure nerd pontificating and telling you how much better he is than you IRL?

Why should it be any different here?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 11:59:04 pm
hunter: too high to think of anything.
malachite: touché.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Faust on March 23, 2009, 11:59:52 pm
The idea of a discussion forum kinda blows the ignore option out of the water.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 24, 2009, 12:02:04 am
I really wish I could post Lys' PM here just to show you all how much he deserves everything he got, but I wouldn't do that.

Just take my word for it. Seriously.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 24, 2009, 12:06:10 am
hunter: too high to think of anything.

I'm not high. I'm actually not even drinking ATM. I just honestly can't explain. I would love to give you a mish-mash of bullshit to justify or even just explain my actions, but I can't. Not every action has a logical reasoning behind it that can be seen.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 24, 2009, 12:07:46 am
malachite: I'll take your word for it
hunter: ill stay neutral until i have reason enough to 'take sides' [laughable on the internet]
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Iason Ouabache on March 24, 2009, 12:19:39 am
malachite: I'll take your word for it
hunter: ill stay neutral until i have reason enough to 'take sides' [laughable on the internet]
Wait a second.  Who the fuck are you and how have you managed to make 50 posts in a little over 6 hours? I smell a troll.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 24, 2009, 12:20:23 am
its called being an internet junkie with little to no life after work.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 24, 2009, 12:21:11 am
Also, I like this thread. We should have more like it. It will confuse our enemies.

And FUCK YOU HUNTER!!!!





... glad you're back
Title: re: quantum hate 101
Post by: Planeswalker on March 24, 2009, 12:44:07 am
:popcorn:

Pattern-break week demands that I post in this thread.
Even though this thread is partially funny most of it is still just crap on a stick, glazed in honey and then dipped in the sea of shit that is most of Apple Talk.
It gets better when cross-read with the orgasm & retard thread though. Maybe both threads were getting it own somewhere in the database and this thread is the hyperactive offspring - orgasmically delicious but horribly retarded.

Keep it going though; by my calculations, which I base on absolutely nothing but my awesomeness, we should hit another cluster of good posts in about 2 pages...

planeswalker
~sexy bastard and better lover than all you cocketeering tough guys
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Faust on March 24, 2009, 12:46:01 am
malachite: I'll take your word for it
hunter: ill stay neutral until i have reason enough to 'take sides' [laughable on the internet]
Wait a second.  Who the fuck are you and how have you managed to make 50 posts in a little over 6 hours? I smell a troll.
its you.
you smell.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 24, 2009, 12:49:56 am
also 62 posts in "4 hours and 5 minutes."
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 24, 2009, 12:58:32 am
BLAH BLAH BLAH NOTHING REAL TO CONTRIBUTE

HI HUNTER
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 24, 2009, 12:59:00 am
BLAH BLAH BLAH NOTHING REAL TO CONTRIBUTE

HI HUNTER

WINING POST
THREAD OVAR
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 24, 2009, 01:27:02 am
This entire thread is ... Indescribable
:weary:

Oh and by the way
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has forums. And those forums have to be guarded by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Dr. Hoopla? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lysergic and you curse the Trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Lysergic's browbeating, while tragic, probably saved intrigue. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves intrigue...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum. You need me on that forum. We use words like flame, troll, pwn...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very lulz I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and post a flame. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
This= :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :potd:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 24, 2009, 01:31:35 am
BLAH BLAH BLAH NOTHING REAL TO CONTRIBUTE

HI HUNTER

Did you leave our bracket group?

Pariah- I was wondering if anyone was going to get that. I thought it was one of my finest moments.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 24, 2009, 01:37:57 am
BLAH BLAH BLAH NOTHING REAL TO CONTRIBUTE

HI HUNTER

Did you leave our bracket group?

Pariah- I was wondering if anyone was going to get that. I thought it was one of my finest moments.

no im just failing miserably this year :(
feel free to mock me (not that dont normally feel free)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on March 24, 2009, 02:02:24 am
Pariah- I was wondering if anyone was going to get that. I thought it was one of my finest moments.
That quote from a few good men is fucking classic. Whenever someone bugs me on messenger I usually alter it a little and send it to them.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 24, 2009, 07:23:00 am
BLAH BLAH BLAH NOTHING REAL TO CONTRIBUTE

HI HUNTER

Did you leave our bracket group?

Pariah- I was wondering if anyone was going to get that. I thought it was one of my finest moments.

:(

Page 14:
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has forums. And those forums have to be guarded by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Dr. Hoopla? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lysergic and you curse the Trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Lysergic's browbeating, while tragic, probably saved intrigue. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves intrigue...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum. You need me on that forum. We use words like flame, troll, pwn...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very lulz I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and post a flame. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
                                                        \
(http://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/specialengagements/afewgoodmenjack1.JPG)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2F4VcBmeo
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 24, 2009, 07:50:31 am
Onoz it seems my post has angered Hoopla. Whatever will I do now?

Hang on, I got a plan....

Go fuck yourself you whiny little prick :lulz:

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 24, 2009, 10:06:40 am
Onoz it seems my post has angered Hoopla. Whatever will I do now?

Hang on, I got a plan....

Go fuck yourself you whiny little prick :lulz:



Was this provoked by a PM or did he delete his post?

In any case, :lulz:.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 24, 2009, 10:18:28 am
PM.  :kingmeh:

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 24, 2009, 10:23:09 am
Oh. Well, Hoopla does have a tendency to send angry PMs a the drop of a hat, I've noticed.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 24, 2009, 10:28:08 am
Cool - I have the tendency to publicly flame at the drop of a hat.

We're a match made in heaven  :D
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Lies on March 24, 2009, 12:30:46 pm
Guys, I just wanted to let you all know, this is going to be my last post on the forums for a while.
I've been talking to a few of you in chat, and yeah, look, I'll eventually be back, but I'm taking this as an opportunity to get away from the boards for a while since PD does suck up a lot of my time sometimes when there are other things I actually want to do, sometimes the goddess gives us presents and we complain because we don't like the wrapping.

So, thank you hunter, for giving me an excuse to do things that I've been meaning to do for ages but haven't gotten around to because I'm too busy talking/flaming stupid shit here.

I'm sorry that a few of you have now gotten caught in the cross fire between me and Hunter, and I'm asking all you guys to let this go, I started something stupid and I'm sorry about that, please don't start jumping the gun on other people like hoopla just because he has an opinion.

And hunter, the last message I left here was sarcastic, in case you were too stupid to figure that out, so go fuck yourself and the high horse you came in on.

I'll be back in a month or two guys, when hopefully this bullshit dies down, that or hunter apologizes(and its ok, I know you won't hunter and I'm not expecting it at all).

And yeah, if you guys want me, I'll be in chat anyway. 

Once again, my apologies to all the people who got caught up in the bullshit me and hunter started.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 24, 2009, 12:34:33 pm
If we're bad, do we turn into Loveshade when we die?

Or Lovecraft.  And you wont know until you die.

Lovecraft is that Gaia hypothesis guy, right?

Yes, if the world hated you and wanted you to die, screaming in abject terror.

And after that? Eternal torment, or oblivion?

I'm not yet familiar with the works of Lovecraft.

You have to remember the Loveshade potential as well.

You may just end up in some sort of afterlife nudist camp.  With shoggoths.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 24, 2009, 12:39:38 pm
And if you ladies are quite done attempting to lay down devestating blows with your handbags...

I mean, unless you want to carry on this hlariously inept piece of fighting until we all get legally reclassified as serfs.

Cain,
knows we have priorities, after all, and eating our own ranks way higher than silly little things like taking over the stage at the End of the World party.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: LMNO on March 24, 2009, 12:41:28 pm
I just want to point out that Cain's comments in this thread have been the most entertaining to read by a margin of about 169,000%.

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 24, 2009, 12:44:50 pm
I just want to point out that Cain's comments in this thread have been the most entertaining to read by a margin of about 169,000%.



:thanks:

I was pretty much in the zone, yesterday.  Everything I touched turned to gold.  Even managed to mostly complete my teacher training forms in record time.

Maybe I should get only 4 hours sleep and get up at 8am to meet builders who don't fucking turn up then spend the rest of the day in some sort of sleep-deprived daze more often...which as just as well, since I am repeating that entire process today.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 24, 2009, 01:55:34 pm
Nigel, I know you "got" it, but I wasn't sure if you appreciated it.
I keep seeing things like this,
I just want to point out that Cain's comments in this thread have been the most entertaining to read by a margin of about 169,000%.
, which makes me sad because I thought "A Few Good Trolls" was pretty damn entertaining. Oh well.

Anyhoo, I too have been getting PM's and reading delicious grand exits, and I want to remind everyone of something. This thread is the arena. No need to leave the forum, it's all right here. You could simply never click this thread again, and you might never know that I'm flaming you. I considered hounding some of you assholes all over the forum, since I see the PM's as a bit of an ungentlemanly side attempt, but you guys got desperate. I understand. But should you start up an interesting thread, or throw down a debate in another thread regarding something else, I'll leave it alone. Unless I don't like it; this is a public forum. If I do disagree and it becomes an off issue topic, we'll make our own little fight thread just like this one. One thing I do feel sorry about was derailing the orgasm thread that people were enjoying, but it's back on track, no harm, no foul.

This is all pretty much a response to this:
And if you ladies are quite done attempting to lay down devestating blows with your handbags...

I mean, unless you want to carry on this hlariously inept piece of fighting until we all get legally reclassified as serfs.

Cain,
knows we have priorities, after all, and eating our own ranks way higher than silly little things like taking over the stage at the End of the World party.
I see your point, but I'm not sure anyone arguing in here is on the verge of some sort of major breakthrough. This is mostly because our more productive members have little time for my nonsense. I can't see how this wastes anymore time than Jade Goody, except this thread was more positive:
So, thank you hunter, for giving me an excuse to do things that I've been meaning to do for ages but haven't gotten around to because I'm too busy talking/flaming stupid shit here.
You're welcome Lys.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 24, 2009, 02:22:08 pm
The time wasted is not as much of an issue as the potential or temporary less of two people who could have been useful.  I like the option of their continued presence and assistance, even if it doesn't actually lead to anything useful being proposed.  Furthermore, bad blood is not necessarily helpful to anything that we seem to currently want to accomplish.

Hunter, have you ever heard of Brawl-Hall (http://brawl-hall.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=51)?  You may like it.  It allows for plenty, even excessive amounts of pointless flaming.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 24, 2009, 02:44:57 pm
Hunter, have you ever heard of Brawl-Hall (http://brawl-hall.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=51)?  You may like it.  It allows for plenty, even excessive amounts of pointless flaming.

No, I'll look into it.
Note that I don't see what I did here to be pointless flaming. I think people seeing it as that are clouded by their emotions. I don't see a different between our longtime users that are ingratiated with most of the board, and the asshole n00bs that get flamed away (Daruko in the beginning). If anything a longtime user like Lys should be held to a higher standard, and thus more open to flaming.

Maybe the forum has changed, and if so I'll consider getting on board. I'm down for getting down to some business. If you can lure the losers (and I say this because you assholes preened and postured about how I don't scare you, only to turn tail like a scorned child taking his ball home) back, I'll let it die if they will. I certainly don't want my actions hurting Intermittens or any potential mindfucks.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Iason Ouabache on March 24, 2009, 05:09:35 pm
Oh. Well, Hoopla does have a tendency to send angry PMs a the drop of a hat, I've noticed.
Aw... I never get angry PMs.  Actually, I never get any PMs at all.  Damn me and my accursed inoffensiveness.   :argh!:

, which makes me sad because I thought "A Few Good Trolls" was pretty damn entertaining. Oh well.
Meh.  It was too derivative.  You are capable of doing better.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Jenne on March 24, 2009, 05:29:08 pm
When you google image lovecraft+nudist this pops out:

nsfw = http://www.ectomo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/alpha-and-the-nudists-uncensored.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A!!!


GO SAN DIEGO!
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 24, 2009, 06:27:29 pm
And yeah, if you guys want me, I'll be in chat anyway. 

So basically you're not going to be doing all those things you said you were, just wasting your time in a cuddlier place.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 24, 2009, 06:37:09 pm
Oh, Jesus...

I don't think I've ever seen this side of you, Badge.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 24, 2009, 06:38:02 pm
Oh, Jesus...

I don't think I've ever seen this side of you, Badge.

You haven't?

Where the hell have you been?

Oh... yeah.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: fomenter on March 24, 2009, 06:43:23 pm
And yeah, if you guys want me, I'll be in chat anyway. 

So basically you're not going to be doing all those things you said you were, just wasting your time in a cuddlier place.

looking for a cuddlier place? maybe deleting all your posts and moving to the cellar is the answer? you can pm lumberjim and ask how it's working out for him...
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 24, 2009, 06:51:32 pm
Oh, Jesus...

I don't think I've ever seen this side of you, Badge.

Eh, it's nothing personal.  I would hope that if I said or did anything dumb I'd get called on it, in fact I do on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 24, 2009, 06:53:13 pm
Oh, Jesus...

I don't think I've ever seen this side of you, Badge.

Eh, it's nothing personal.  I would hope that if I said or did anything dumb I'd get called on it, in fact I do on a regular basis.

Well you get called on it, but then you pull out the steel toed boots and whoever called you politely withdraws the comment... if I recall correctly

 :lulz:

Also, you should use Linux.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 24, 2009, 06:54:02 pm
EAT MY DICK
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 24, 2009, 06:55:14 pm
EAT MY DICK

*sigh* If only you'd show up in Columbus Badge baby ;-)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 24, 2009, 08:02:19 pm
EAT MY DICK

*sigh* If only you'd show up in Columbus Badge baby ;-)

badge if you come to columbus ever i will hide you from him

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 24, 2009, 08:26:01 pm
EAT MY DICK

*sigh* If only you'd show up in Columbus Badge baby ;-)

badge if you come to columbus ever i will hide you from him



Then I will just come after you both FRED!

  :troll:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 24, 2009, 08:28:21 pm
U CANT FIND ME  :argh!:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 24, 2009, 08:30:49 pm
U CANT FIND ME  :argh!:

I CAN FIND ANYONE... SPECIALLY YUMMY NOODLES!
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 24, 2009, 08:32:47 pm
 :|

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: LMNO on March 24, 2009, 09:13:26 pm
That went from mildly amusing to creepy really fast.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 24, 2009, 10:26:51 pm
Merciful christ.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Jasper on March 24, 2009, 11:52:38 pm
:facepalm:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Emo Howard on March 25, 2009, 12:48:06 am
 :whack:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 25, 2009, 09:44:04 am
lysergic wouldn't it be more mature to try to solve the problem and not run away from it? the only way to solve problems is to face them head on otherwise when you come back they will too.







thread still needs more tits.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Rumckle on March 25, 2009, 09:54:52 am
(http://www.notempire.com/images/uploads/Untitled-1-261.jpg)

ETA:

Boobies!!!








(http://theadventuretravelcompany.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/blue-footed-booby2.jpg)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: AFK on March 25, 2009, 10:19:02 am
Yeah, but that last one is 3 years ago. 
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 25, 2009, 10:23:37 am
(http://www.notempire.com/images/uploads/Untitled-1-261.jpg)

ETA:

Boobies!!!








(http://theadventuretravelcompany.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/blue-footed-booby2.jpg)

i fapped so hard.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 25, 2009, 02:25:19 pm
That went from mildly amusing to creepy really fast.

I try sometimes... I'm not very good at it generally, but once in a while a good creepy bit comes out.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 25, 2009, 02:32:00 pm
For the record, after 22 pages, there is still NO DICK WAVING ITT!   :evilmad:

The title is false advertising!
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Emo Howard on March 25, 2009, 02:41:27 pm
(http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/news_theswamp/images/cheney_waves_with_troops)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: LMNO on March 25, 2009, 03:45:48 pm
(http://pro.corbis.com/images/BE061986.jpg?size=67&uid=%7BF9B923F1-D931-4F0F-9F28-F44654F46221%7D)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 25, 2009, 04:25:19 pm
So far, LMNO is winning.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cramulus on March 25, 2009, 05:41:00 pm
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/waving.png)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 25, 2009, 05:55:34 pm
I LOLed
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cain on March 25, 2009, 05:57:47 pm
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/waving.png)

Surely this is a dick rolling wave?

I'm not sure that qualifies, I shall have to consult the judging panel.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 25, 2009, 05:58:52 pm
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/waving.png)

Surely this is a dick rolling wave?

I'm not sure that qualifies, I shall have to consult the judging panel.

Are you saying that we've been dickrolled?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 25, 2009, 06:08:34 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBUmkkmuSTY

???
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 25, 2009, 07:23:47 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBUmkkmuSTY

???

You got me.  I am full of fail!!   :x
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 25, 2009, 11:26:46 pm
less dicks more tits.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Rumckle on March 25, 2009, 11:30:13 pm
Stop trying to derail this clearly important conversation
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Emo Howard on March 25, 2009, 11:37:39 pm
less dicks more tits.



SHOOSH! The shitting dicknipples will hear yuo!
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Triple Zero on March 25, 2009, 11:42:05 pm
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/waving.png)

DUDE NSFW
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2009, 12:32:48 am
Hoopla you're an uninteresting fuck that never really has anything interesting to say.

You are a shell of a formerly uninteresting forgettable poster.

Discuss.

Hey, Hunter...

...Go fuck yourself.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2009, 12:33:35 am
Hoopla - you just aren't getting the joke.

Neither am I.  Perhaps you can explain it to me?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2009, 12:37:16 am
These arguing threads are shitty because I don't enjoy seeing my friends hate on each other over stupid bullshit.
I thought you didn't like me anymore either. Shouldn't this be a good thing? Maybe I'll get chased away with an artful reply.

I don't like you. You're not one of the friends I'm talking about.

I used to like him.  Until now.

Another thing, I'm more than a little disappointed in seeing the return of 2004-2005.  Pile on a user, then when he gets pissed, laugh at him and tell him he just "doesn't get it".

Hey, Hoops...Remember when something similar happened, a few years ago?  Now you know what I was talking about.  No hard feelings, though...I'll take one of you over 10 Hunters.

This is bullshit.  End of fucking story.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2009, 12:39:30 am
I have a suggestion for a title for this thread.

How about "PEEDEE gets together and says shit that can't ever be taken back."

Assholes.  I hope you all die from a terminal case of the crabs.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on March 26, 2009, 02:27:18 am
I liked this thread much more before TGRR entered.   
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 26, 2009, 03:26:50 am
all of you asked for this.

ZOMG! INTERRACIAL KITTEH LUV!
(http://www.sillycats.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ying-and-yang-kittens-black-white-funny-kittens.jpg)

CAN WE HAZ A ICECREAMS PLEAZE??
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y8qhm316y84/Re6YULDt7II/AAAAAAAAATE/dY0rvtZmfEM/s400/4-kittens.jpg)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(http://www.go-penny.com/only4paws/images/kittens6.jpg)

WE IS ALL CLONEZ!
(http://www.beckstar-siamese.co.uk/images/201008_siamese_kittens.jpg)

MEOW!! wait a fucking minute...
(http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/6766/hellopossums1yc.jpg)

WE WOULD LIEK TO GO OUWSIDE AND PLAY!
(http://kiheiveterinary.e-siteworks.com/nss-folder/pictures/img_kitten-basket_02.jpg)


take THAT.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 26, 2009, 03:31:30 am
WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT BALDING  HIDEOUS SQUIRREL THING???????????
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 26, 2009, 03:53:16 am
 :lulz:

i have no idea!!!

 :lulz:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Emo Howard on March 26, 2009, 03:58:37 am
It is clearly a "hellopossum".
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 26, 2009, 05:13:26 am
It is clearly a "hellopossum".

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 26, 2009, 08:14:20 am
Hoopla - you just aren't getting the joke.

Neither am I.  Perhaps you can explain it to me?

If memory serves the setup was Lys offering sage advice on how to get laid and live a deep and meaningful life. The punchline was hunter calling him on it.

Then came Hoops dogpiling hunter cos he isn't as nice as he used to be.

I lolled

 
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2009, 11:04:48 pm
all of you asked for this.

IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOU YELL "SURPRISE!"
\
(http://www.go-penny.com/only4paws/images/kittens6.jpg)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2009, 11:06:17 pm
I liked this thread much more before TGRR entered.   

Who cares what the fuck you think, you squirrely little bastard?

TGRR,
Hasn't - and won't - forgive your bullshit concerning my break up with my wife.  You're back on the list, you little fuck.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2009, 11:07:24 pm
Hoopla - you just aren't getting the joke.

Neither am I.  Perhaps you can explain it to me?

If memory serves the setup was Lys offering sage advice on how to get laid and live a deep and meaningful life. The punchline was hunter calling him on it.

Then came Hoops dogpiling hunter cos he isn't as nice as he used to be.

I lolled

 

A one-man dogpile?  How horrible.  That certainly justifies the way everyone acted.

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Vene on March 27, 2009, 01:38:59 am
Squiddy wins the thread.

I liked this thread much more before TGRR entered.   

Who cares what the fuck you think, you squirrely little bastard?

TGRR,
Hasn't - and won't - forgive your bullshit concerning my break up with my wife.  You're back on the list, you little fuck.
Wait, what?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2009, 01:40:26 am
Squiddy wins the thread.

I liked this thread much more before TGRR entered.   

Who cares what the fuck you think, you squirrely little bastard?

TGRR,
Hasn't - and won't - forgive your bullshit concerning my break up with my wife.  You're back on the list, you little fuck.
Wait, what?

The little fuckwit posted some distinctly un-funny shit about Maria and I splitting up, both here and on IRC. 
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 27, 2009, 01:51:13 am
sorry to hear about your breakup roger
didn't know
I must have been on hiatus when it happened
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Vene on March 27, 2009, 01:57:19 am
That sounds like Wade, but I didn't know that you and Maria split up.  I'm sure you did it already, but go shit some hate.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2009, 02:46:51 am
That sounds like Wade, but I didn't know that you and Maria split up.  I'm sure you did it already, but go shit some hate.

We split a few months ago.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 27, 2009, 02:12:04 pm
That sounds like Wade, but I didn't know that you and Maria split up.  I'm sure you did it already, but go shit some hate.

We split a few months ago.

Roger, I'm really sorry.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2009, 02:45:02 pm
Hoopla - you just aren't getting the joke.

Neither am I.  Perhaps you can explain it to me?

If memory serves the setup was Lys offering sage advice on how to get laid and live a deep and meaningful life. The punchline was hunter calling him on it.

Then came Hoops dogpiling hunter cos he isn't as nice as he used to be.

I lolled

 

A one-man dogpile?  How horrible.  That certainly justifies the way everyone acted.



Justifying everyone's actions aint my fucking business.

Too busy laughing (in a totally unjustifiable way)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 27, 2009, 03:32:11 pm
I am still very disappointed in the lack of dick waving ITT.

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: LMNO on March 27, 2009, 03:35:15 pm
(http://pro.corbis.com/images/BE062463.jpg?size=67&uid=%7B27A8BD10-02F0-4AFB-8B83-2ABB95C6AD75%7D)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: LMNO on March 27, 2009, 03:35:55 pm
(http://pro.corbis.com/images/WL002746.jpg?size=67&uid=%7B8B7A953F-4247-45CE-A8E4-40C20B718977%7D)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: LMNO on March 27, 2009, 03:36:23 pm
(http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-01/presidential-transportation_44564304.jpg)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: N E T on March 27, 2009, 03:37:37 pm
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/waving.png)

Thread has been won pages ago...
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: fomenter on March 27, 2009, 03:42:49 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BpDNdb-o2MU/SZPzmJYuGjI/AAAAAAAAAcs/N7R7-pMXxN0/s320/Picture+18.png)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: LMNO on March 27, 2009, 03:46:51 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BpDNdb-o2MU/SZPzmJYuGjI/AAAAAAAAAcs/N7R7-pMXxN0/s320/Picture+18.png)


:fap:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: N E T on March 27, 2009, 03:59:54 pm
(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9580/dickwaving.gif)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cramulus on March 27, 2009, 04:05:49 pm
:mittens:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 27, 2009, 04:22:20 pm
holy shit

 :lulz:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2009, 04:47:20 pm
(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9580/dickwaving.gif)

Automaton wins 12 internets and a kiss on the mouth from tubgirl :mittens:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 27, 2009, 04:49:23 pm
(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9580/dickwaving.gif)

 :lulz:

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: fomenter on March 27, 2009, 05:03:37 pm
 :lulz: :lulz: :fap:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: N E T on March 27, 2009, 05:23:52 pm
:thanks:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Jenne on March 27, 2009, 06:00:08 pm
Well done!  :D
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2009, 11:30:59 pm
It's funny how quick unhappy people are to jump all over someone else just for being outwardly satisfied with themself.

ECH,
hot fiancee, awesome job, tons of friends. anyone got a problem with that?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Jenne on March 27, 2009, 11:33:34 pm
Aw, I just liked the graphic.

Liking your life is a good thing...too few can do it.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Emo Howard on March 27, 2009, 11:55:21 pm
It's funny how quick unhappy people are to jump all over someone else just for being outwardly satisfied with themself.

ECH,
hot fiancee, awesome job, tons of friends. anyone got a problem with that?

Can you teach me how to be like you?


plz plz plz
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2009, 11:58:24 pm
And if you ladies are quite done attempting to lay down devestating blows with your handbags...

I mean, unless you want to carry on this hlariously inept piece of fighting until we all get legally reclassified as serfs.

Cain,
knows we have priorities, after all, and eating our own ranks way higher than silly little things like taking over the stage at the End of the World party.

very much this.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 27, 2009, 11:59:48 pm
It's funny how quick unhappy people are to jump all over someone else just for being outwardly satisfied with themself.

ECH,
hot fiancee, awesome job, tons of friends. anyone got a problem with that?

Only if you'll send me an angry PM with pictures of fat chicks if I joke about it.

And I'm actually doing pretty well, thanks though. I'm not sure where you got the idea that the people criticising Lys' are unhappy.

If he feels the need to tell people on the internet how big his penis is IRL, he probably shouldn't expect people to thank him for it.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2009, 12:03:50 am
Aw, I just liked the graphic.

Liking your life is a good thing...too few can do it.

sorry, I posted that after reading the first 5 or so pages. It wasn't directed at you.

however, I stand behind it. I'm not sure why some people seem to think that being a pointless fuckbag towards the people you've chosen to associate with is somehow being constructive.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2009, 12:05:22 am
It's funny how quick unhappy people are to jump all over someone else just for being outwardly satisfied with themself.

ECH,
hot fiancee, awesome job, tons of friends. anyone got a problem with that?

Only if you'll send me an angry PM with pictures of fat chicks if I joke about it.

And I'm actually doing pretty well, thanks though. I'm not sure where you got the idea that the people criticising Lys' are unhappy.

If he feels the need to tell people on the internet how big his penis is IRL, he probably shouldn't expect people to thank him for it.

what about if he feels the need to offer some potentially helpful advice about something he is successful at?

or am I just being an arrogant and insecure dickweed when I offer cooking tips?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 28, 2009, 12:07:37 am
wow. you're the man lysergic.
Start making notes and you too could be "the man" wade.

A couple of key things to get you started: Be completely honest about your intentions (and your feelings, and that you see other women, if thats the case), have standards and make them clear( ie 'I like women that are independent, have a sense of humor, are understanding and are not "clingy" or "needy"', and don't be clingy or needy yourself, and live up to your own standards that you have for other people) ,  make sure you find the time to talk to all the people you are seeing and don't neglect any of them,  smile a lot (but not *all* the fucking time, cus thats just creepy), be confident and self assured (and a *touch* of arrogance doesn't hurt, just don't over do it), be a leader, don't be a douche bag, don't put women on a pedestal (but don't treat them like shit either), be funny, be flirty, and don't get upset if a woman does not reciprocate your advances, don't get angry, always keep your cool...

And in social situations, if you see a girl you like, and want to chat her up, and shes with friends (boys or girls), make sure you talk to all her friends FIRST, get on THEIR good side (because women look to their friends for whats acceptable and whats not, and if her friends like you, she'll like you and her defenses will be down and you won't get "cock blocked" by her friends), and be the social guy, wherever you go, and genuinely be nice to everyone...

These things are all important if you want to be a "player" (I loathe the term, but for the sake of simplicity, thats what I'll call it).

Basically, be a fucking awesome person and people can't help but fall for you.

And no, for guys, looks don't matter.
Hygiene and self respect do.
And confidence. Women love the confidence.

Also, women, please, correct me if I'm wrong about any of this, this is just what I personally think are key things to being a successful "playboy".
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2009, 12:10:18 am
funny thing is, everything he said was right, and if you were looking for advice about that sort of thing, his would be pretty helpful.

I'd have said much the same if asked.

And yeah, I know nobody asked him but then, nobody asks me for cooking tips.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on March 28, 2009, 12:21:08 am
And yeah, I know nobody asked him but then, nobody asks me for cooking tips.

Because claiming to be a talented chef is the same as claiming to be "the man" and "a playboy".

Maybe you're just too happy to see how pretentious, cocksure, and slightly sexist he sounded.

There's honestly not much more I can say about it. If you can't already see anything wrong with his attitude, then you never will.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 28, 2009, 05:03:06 am
i'm sorry but
nixon waving a dick around in the ocean

WINS OVER EVERYTHING ELSE ITT

the end.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2009, 06:21:24 am
Hoopla - you just aren't getting the joke.

Neither am I.  Perhaps you can explain it to me?

If memory serves the setup was Lys offering sage advice on how to get laid and live a deep and meaningful life. The punchline was hunter calling him on it.

Then came Hoops dogpiling hunter cos he isn't as nice as he used to be.

I lolled

 

A one-man dogpile?  How horrible.  That certainly justifies the way everyone acted.



Justifying everyone's actions aint my fucking business.

Too busy laughing (in a totally unjustifiable way)

Whatever.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2009, 06:35:34 am
So what's the score here, Roger?
Should I even bother posting anything but flames from here out? You have a general tendency to follow around people you don't like regardless of thread. Is that about to happen to me?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2009, 06:50:40 am
So what's the score here, Roger?
Should I even bother posting anything but flames from here out? You have a general tendency to follow around people you don't like regardless of thread. Is that about to happen to me?

If it was going to, it would have already, wouldn't it?

I just think you went wayyyy fucking overboard on Hoops.  I'm not going to bother flaming you about it.  I have things to do that don't involve doing my level best to drive people off, for no fucking reason.

So just have at it.  It's what you came back for, after all.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2009, 07:09:02 am
Well no, you wouldn't have, this is my first post in like 4 days (since you apparently discovered the thread).

Anyway:
You pulled the frightened thing from a couple toss-away comments, how about the crux of my point?  That you are a hollow caricature of a formerly worthwhile poster?  You could start there. 
Way over board? Why? Because he's your friend? What if he wasn't? Then it would be cool? I thought this was a pretty fucked up assertion to make. The quote you pulled from me was merely his point twisted back on him.
Has something changed?
I mean:
I have things to do that don't involve doing my level best to drive people off, for no fucking reason.
Give that thought a good once over and get back to me.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2009, 07:11:22 am
Give that thought a good once over and get back to me.

Okay, thought about it.

But I think I'm gonna pass on the getting back to you part.

Later.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 28, 2009, 07:21:57 am
i wish i had a giant picture of dicks covered in x-mas lights spinning all over the place set to the tune of that spinning leek girl song that gets stuck in your head FOREVER.

cause i'd totally post it right here.
right now.

but instead i give you:
http://www.pown.it/1310
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2009, 02:39:26 pm
And yeah, I know nobody asked him but then, nobody asks me for cooking tips.

Because claiming to be a talented chef is the same as claiming to be "the man" and "a playboy".

Maybe you're just too happy to see how pretentious, cocksure, and slightly sexist he sounded.

There's honestly not much more I can say about it. If you can't already see anything wrong with his attitude, then you never will.

actually, in this case I don't even need to let my personal friendship with Lys come into play. My point stands on its own regardless of the social dynamic of the people involved. Fact is, the only difference between me claiming to be a talented chef and offering unsolicited cooking advice and Lys claiming to have a way with the ladies and offering unsolicited advice about the pursuit of intimacy is that one seems to make YOU uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2009, 03:14:54 pm
And yeah, I know nobody asked him but then, nobody asks me for cooking tips.

Because claiming to be a talented chef is the same as claiming to be "the man" and "a playboy".

Maybe you're just too happy to see how pretentious, cocksure, and slightly sexist he sounded.

There's honestly not much more I can say about it. If you can't already see anything wrong with his attitude, then you never will.

actually, in this case I don't even need to let my personal friendship with Lys come into play. My point stands on its own regardless of the social dynamic of the people involved. Fact is, the only difference between me claiming to be a talented chef and offering unsolicited cooking advice and Lys claiming to have a way with the ladies and offering unsolicited advice about the pursuit of intimacy is that one seems to make YOU uncomfortable.

Perhaps Mal feels it degrades his ability to breed on the internet.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 28, 2009, 03:42:15 pm
I have to say, I regret not saying anything earlier about the attacks on Hoopla, because I really don't think he deserved that.

But, you know, as "the main offender" on the board, I suppose I can expect to get flamed for saying so.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2009, 03:56:24 pm
And yeah, I know nobody asked him but then, nobody asks me for cooking tips.

Because claiming to be a talented chef is the same as claiming to be "the man" and "a playboy".

Maybe you're just too happy to see how pretentious, cocksure, and slightly sexist he sounded.

There's honestly not much more I can say about it. If you can't already see anything wrong with his attitude, then you never will.

actually, in this case I don't even need to let my personal friendship with Lys come into play. My point stands on its own regardless of the social dynamic of the people involved. Fact is, the only difference between me claiming to be a talented chef and offering unsolicited cooking advice and Lys claiming to have a way with the ladies and offering unsolicited advice about the pursuit of intimacy is that one seems to make YOU uncomfortable.

Perhaps Mal feels it degrades his ability to breed on the internet.

I'm more than a little sorry to see the return to 04-05. One user says something and Roger has to dogpile in.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2009, 07:00:27 pm
I have to say, I regret not saying anything earlier about the attacks on Hoopla, because I really don't think he deserved that.

But, you know, as "the main offender" on the board, I suppose I can expect to get flamed for saying so.

that cross must be getting heavy by now.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 28, 2009, 09:31:19 pm
I have to say, I regret not saying anything earlier about the attacks on Hoopla, because I really don't think he deserved that.

But, you know, as "the main offender" on the board, I suppose I can expect to get flamed for saying so.

that cross must be getting heavy by now.

I'm not sorry that your idea of funny and my idea of funny don't mesh. Also, you are a bigger asshole than I am, which makes your bitching pure lulziness.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Telarus on March 28, 2009, 10:16:58 pm
And yeah, I know nobody asked him but then, nobody asks me for cooking tips.

Because claiming to be a talented chef is the same as claiming to be "the man" and "a playboy".

Maybe you're just too happy to see how pretentious, cocksure, and slightly sexist he sounded.

There's honestly not much more I can say about it. If you can't already see anything wrong with his attitude, then you never will.

actually, in this case I don't even need to let my personal friendship with Lys come into play. My point stands on its own regardless of the social dynamic of the people involved. Fact is, the only difference between me claiming to be a talented chef and offering unsolicited cooking advice and Lys claiming to have a way with the ladies and offering unsolicited advice about the pursuit of intimacy is that one seems to make YOU uncomfortable.

Perhaps Mal feels it degrades his ability to breed on the internet.

I'm more than a little sorry to see the return to 04-05. One user says something and Roger has to dogpile in.

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/FRIEHGTTGAHN.jpg)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2009, 10:53:33 pm
I have to say, I regret not saying anything earlier about the attacks on Hoopla, because I really don't think he deserved that.

But, you know, as "the main offender" on the board, I suppose I can expect to get flamed for saying so.

that cross must be getting heavy by now.

I'm not sorry that your idea of funny and my idea of funny don't mesh. Also, you are a bigger asshole than I am, which makes your bitching pure lulziness.

thing is, I'm only an asshole to the people that I've voluntarily chosen to associate myself with (i.e. you pack of stinking heathens) when properly provoked by those same people.

The only excuse you need to be an asshole to the people here is someone you want to fuck IRL not returning your call, or some such inane nonsense.

however, now that I think about it, I guess that IS pretty fucking funny.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 28, 2009, 10:57:06 pm
I have to say, I regret not saying anything earlier about the attacks on Hoopla, because I really don't think he deserved that.

But, you know, as "the main offender" on the board, I suppose I can expect to get flamed for saying so.

that cross must be getting heavy by now.

I'm not sorry that your idea of funny and my idea of funny don't mesh. Also, you are a bigger asshole than I am, which makes your bitching pure lulziness.

thing is, I'm only an asshole to the people that I've voluntarily chosen to associate myself with (i.e. you pack of stinking heathens) when properly provoked by those same people.

The only excuse you need to be an asshole to the people here is someone you want to fuck IRL not returning your call, or some such inane nonsense.

however, now that I think about it, I guess that IS pretty fucking funny.

Other than being generally cranky and abrasive, who have I specifically been a dick to besides DK, Purple Eris and Net? And if you thought I was being a dick, why didn't you say so at the time instead of saving it up for vague passive-aggressive bullshit?

Thanks for reducing my divorce-in-progress to "someone you want to fuck IRL not returning your call".
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2009, 11:04:53 pm
1. Me, for starters. I'm not much interested in spending my time thread-diving for other examples since I'm not all that interested in a dick-waving contest with you. It would be sort of like Michael Jordan challenging Urkel to a one-on-one game of hoops. As for why it took me so long to say anything, that's because for quite some time I genuinely liked you.

2. Given your endless prattling about your attempts at dating and/or who you fucked/are fucking/want to fuck/shouldn't probably fuck, it's hard to believe that your divorce-in-progress is causing you such great distress. I realize that I'm being insensitive, but that's only because I don't really care. This isn't fucking LiveJournal, capisce?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on March 29, 2009, 12:02:56 am
I WANTED to fuck whores lastnight...
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 29, 2009, 12:04:46 am
yeah, well, I WANT to hit the ban button when you post such incredibly stupid and banal shit, but we don't always get what we want.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on March 29, 2009, 12:07:02 am
I WANT my own personal LiveJournal.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Faust on March 29, 2009, 12:09:14 am
Ok im sick of this.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: bds on March 29, 2009, 12:10:24 am
Ok im sick of this.

Fucking seconded.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 29, 2009, 12:15:21 am
I WANT my own personal LiveJournal.

they have a website for that. I think it's called "LiveJournal".

ECH,
gonna take a break before the temptation to use the admin panel overwhelms me
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Faust on March 29, 2009, 12:17:24 am
I WANT my own personal LiveJournal.

they have a website for that. I think it's called "LiveJournal".

ECH,
gonna take a break before the temptation to use the admin panel overwhelms me
have some tea.
I have a solution.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 29, 2009, 03:19:07 am
1. Me, for starters. I'm not much interested in spending my time thread-diving for other examples since I'm not all that interested in a dick-waving contest with you. It would be sort of like Michael Jordan challenging Urkel to a one-on-one game of hoops. As for why it took me so long to say anything, that's because for quite some time I genuinely liked you.

So you're still butthurt over me questioning why you lied about DK's edited post?

Quote

2. Given your endless prattling about your attempts at dating and/or who you fucked/are fucking/want to fuck/shouldn't probably fuck, it's hard to believe that your divorce-in-progress is causing you such great distress. I realize that I'm being insensitive, but that's only because I don't really care. This isn't fucking LiveJournal, capisce?

No, not insensitive as much as the same asshole you've always been.

If my twaddle in Apple Talk about the three guys I've gone out with, and one guy I've fucked since my husband moved out in August bothers you that much, maybe you need to add a "no love life discussion" rule. Hell, given what seems to be bothering you, maybe you should make a "no personal life chitchat" rule.

I used to like you, too, ECH. C'est la vie.

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 29, 2009, 07:27:39 am
Fuck i hate this thread and don't wanna get involved but got two things to say cause I feel this shit will never end
Hopefully no one takes any offense to this cause it's not meant as offensive in way in any way

1) Nigel: Hopefully your still around. I have noticed lately that you may have become perhaps too attached with the forum.
Not the people on the forum, but the forum itself.
It's the best way I could describe it.
Something I noticed and I think that is probably a bit of a problem.

2) Dirtytime: making assumptions on someone's distress over a breakup over how he/she is trying to cope with it is a little bit of a low blow.

Though I still haven't read many of the threads in question so it's definitely not my place to say.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Faust on March 29, 2009, 10:46:54 am
^^^^Does anyone actually give a shit about whats posted up there?^^^^
Didn't think so.
(http://triton.imageshack.us/Himg25/scaled.php?server=25&filename=dogpowerpole1.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=480)
This thread is now Outpost One of K-9 Kru
We see you pissants bitching amongst yourselves on our turf again and this thread becomes a multipage dog picture gallery.
This goes for any thread that someone tries to unload their emotional baggage in.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 29, 2009, 01:08:30 pm
1. Me, for starters. I'm not much interested in spending my time thread-diving for other examples since I'm not all that interested in a dick-waving contest with you. It would be sort of like Michael Jordan challenging Urkel to a one-on-one game of hoops. As for why it took me so long to say anything, that's because for quite some time I genuinely liked you.

So you're still butthurt over me questioning why you lied about DK's edited post?

Quote

2. Given your endless prattling about your attempts at dating and/or who you fucked/are fucking/want to fuck/shouldn't probably fuck, it's hard to believe that your divorce-in-progress is causing you such great distress. I realize that I'm being insensitive, but that's only because I don't really care. This isn't fucking LiveJournal, capisce?

No, not insensitive as much as the same asshole you've always been.

If my twaddle in Apple Talk about the three guys I've gone out with, and one guy I've fucked since my husband moved out in August bothers you that much, maybe you need to add a "no love life discussion" rule. Hell, given what seems to be bothering you, maybe you should make a "no personal life chitchat" rule.

I used to like you, too, ECH. C'est la vie.



1. wut? I'm not sure what you're talking about, given that I was pretty open (and eventually apologetic) about having edited one of DK's posts. I don't DO butthurt. At least, not over silly shit like that.

2. I don't give two shits about your chitchat about your personal life (no one else does either, but that's a verbal slapdown for another day), just using it to illustrate (once again) that you have no problem resorting to hypocrisy to defend yourself.

There are two ways this can end. The preferred one would be you pulling your head out of your ass and resuming your former role as a somewhat grouchy but always clever and thought-provoking person. The most likely one is you continuing to be a raging humorless cunt to anyone and everyone that even slightly displeases you (without bothering to come up with anything funny or intelligent to say) and me getting meaner and meaner to you about it until you decide that posting here is not worth the psychological beatdown that comes with it.

hell, if it weren't for the insanely high standards of objectivity and democracy that my fellow admins hold me to I'd probably have shitcanned both you and wade last night.

yeah, I just lumped you in with wade. hopefully he won't be insulted.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Faust on March 29, 2009, 03:20:59 pm
1. Me, for starters. I'm not much interested in spending my time thread-diving for other examples since I'm not all that interested in a dick-waving contest with you. It would be sort of like Michael Jordan challenging Urkel to a one-on-one game of hoops. As for why it took me so long to say anything, that's because for quite some time I genuinely liked you.

So you're still butthurt over me questioning why you lied about DK's edited post?

Quote

2. Given your endless prattling about your attempts at dating and/or who you fucked/are fucking/want to fuck/shouldn't probably fuck, it's hard to believe that your divorce-in-progress is causing you such great distress. I realize that I'm being insensitive, but that's only because I don't really care. This isn't fucking LiveJournal, capisce?

No, not insensitive as much as the same asshole you've always been.

If my twaddle in Apple Talk about the three guys I've gone out with, and one guy I've fucked since my husband moved out in August bothers you that much, maybe you need to add a "no love life discussion" rule. Hell, given what seems to be bothering you, maybe you should make a "no personal life chitchat" rule.

I used to like you, too, ECH. C'est la vie.



1. wut? I'm not sure what you're talking about, given that I was pretty open (and eventually apologetic) about having edited one of DK's posts. I don't DO butthurt. At least, not over silly shit like that.

2. I don't give two shits about your chitchat about your personal life (no one else does either, but that's a verbal slapdown for another day), just using it to illustrate (once again) that you have no problem resorting to hypocrisy to defend yourself.

There are two ways this can end. The preferred one would be you pulling your head out of your ass and resuming your former role as a somewhat grouchy but always clever and thought-provoking person. The most likely one is you continuing to be a raging humorless cunt to anyone and everyone that even slightly displeases you (without bothering to come up with anything funny or intelligent to say) and me getting meaner and meaner to you about it until you decide that posting here is not worth the psychological beatdown that comes with it.

hell, if it weren't for the insanely high standards of objectivity and democracy that my fellow admins hold me to I'd probably have shitcanned both you and wade last night.

yeah, I just lumped you in with wade. hopefully he won't be insulted.
(http://triton.imageshack.us/Himg90/scaled.php?server=90&filename=dogbrocolli.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=480)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Faust on March 29, 2009, 03:38:04 pm
*Aside: Talking to the audience of this thread/pantomime*
What you see here today kids, is two people too stubborn to back down. One the admin, initially right in asserting his indignation who is now arguing because of the challenge to his earlier protests which have been taken personally. The other, someone who argues for the sake of arguing (maybe because of how she is feeling IRL, but thats not the issue.. certainly not OUR issue), ignores criticism and takes personal offense to any form of feedback on her posting style.

What we can expect to see from here on out is an endless cycle of repetition and insults and no one dropping the saber. Unless of course we the audience speak up Loud Like so:

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Come on, try it everyone:
1... 2... 3...
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: the dreadful hours on March 29, 2009, 03:55:51 pm
razamataz

fuck

wrong again
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Faust on March 29, 2009, 04:02:22 pm
aww,
you left me hanging.  :(
DREADFUL hours indeed
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: the dreadful hours on March 29, 2009, 04:04:16 pm
my mom says i'm endearing
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 29, 2009, 04:04:38 pm
aww,
you left me hanging.  :(
DREADFUL hours indeed

HANGING, like yo balls?

Oh that's right, you're a widdle doggie

You K-9 Kru spags are all fixed, aren't you?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Faust on March 29, 2009, 04:06:20 pm
best be movin asshole, lest we send you back to your boys in a body bag
Dick waving contest is k-9 territory.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 29, 2009, 04:07:49 pm
VVVVVVRRRROOOOOOOOOM!
          \
(http://www.chrisabraham.com/BMW-R1200S-Motorcycle-thumb.jpg)
      /
Later, fuzzbutt!
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 29, 2009, 04:29:32 pm
NOODLE PARTY SAYS STFU
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Cramulus on March 29, 2009, 04:44:33 pm

                 THIS ENDS HERE
                           \
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/thumb/3/37/Optimusg1.jpg/300px-Optimusg1.jpg)



                 QUIT REPLYING
                         \
(http://graysmatter.codivation.com/content/binary/megatron.jpg)





                 NO YOU QUIT REPLYING
                           \
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/thumb/3/37/Optimusg1.jpg/300px-Optimusg1.jpg)






                 YOU FIRST
                         \
(http://graysmatter.codivation.com/content/binary/megatron.jpg)






                       OKAY
                           \
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/thumb/3/37/Optimusg1.jpg/300px-Optimusg1.jpg)







                 YOU CAN'T SAY OKAY, YOU JUST HAVE TO STOP
                         \
(http://graysmatter.codivation.com/content/binary/megatron.jpg)




                       NO U
                           \
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/thumb/3/37/Optimusg1.jpg/300px-Optimusg1.jpg)






(http://graysmatter.codivation.com/content/binary/megatron.jpg)








(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/thumb/3/37/Optimusg1.jpg/300px-Optimusg1.jpg)








                 :fuckmittens:
                         \
(http://graysmatter.codivation.com/content/binary/megatron.jpg)

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Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 29, 2009, 05:16:56 pm
what's with all the dick waving itt?
   \
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/owl4.jpg)

i dunno man, but i'm hungry.
   \
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/owl1.jpg)

someone say chick raving??
    \
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/owl3.jpg)

no asshole.
   \
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/owl2.jpg)

well shit.
   \
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/owl5.jpg)

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on March 29, 2009, 05:28:52 pm

hell, if it weren't for the insanely high standards of objectivity and democracy that my fellow admins hold me to I'd probably have shitcanned both you and wade last night.

yeah, I just lumped you in with wade. hopefully he won't be insulted.

snap*

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Reginald Ret on March 29, 2009, 07:39:59 pm
I won't resize because i hate you all!
(http://www.treehugger.com/lance-armstrong-bike.jpg)

PS. If this is considered NSFW i apologize.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 29, 2009, 09:22:02 pm
 :fap:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: bds on March 29, 2009, 10:08:48 pm
                   EXCUSE ME WTF R YUO DOIN?
                                         /
(http://www.thefourpawsresort.com/Confused_dog.jpg)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: fomenter on March 29, 2009, 10:26:04 pm
(http://www.sjscycles.co.uk/images/products/6648edcobikelube_l.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2267/2322301921_d349fec8e5.jpg)
why?





(http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:cNM9cx7Q4Zuz6M:http://forums.n4g.com/upfiles.aspx/14739/3FD7F30F404B449291BE0B8CF8A08F5A.jpg)

bikers all love the ASS RAPE.
.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: fomenter on March 29, 2009, 10:32:13 pm
need more proof?
(http://letsblade.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/gay-bike.jpg)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: fomenter on March 29, 2009, 10:33:36 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s3bXoaDJgZ4/SbN2oQRQdDI/AAAAAAAAGOk/9jMiEvhhFiM/s320/way.jpg)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 29, 2009, 10:42:29 pm
BIKERS ARE IN TO BESTIALITY TOO

(http://www.forrlocal29.com/Missouri_Bikers.jpg)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: MrFrizzleFry on March 29, 2009, 10:46:09 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s3bXoaDJgZ4/SbN2oQRQdDI/AAAAAAAAGOk/9jMiEvhhFiM/s320/way.jpg)
It's called tolerance, something that you clearly do not have.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: rong on March 29, 2009, 10:48:08 pm

(http://www.codeproject.com/KB/WPF/MVCtoUnitTestinWPF/spaghetti.jpg)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 29, 2009, 10:48:44 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s3bXoaDJgZ4/SbN2oQRQdDI/AAAAAAAAGOk/9jMiEvhhFiM/s320/way.jpg)
It's called tolerance, something that you clearly do not have.

NO ONE SHOULD TOLERATE BIKER SCUM
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: bds on March 29, 2009, 10:48:45 pm
OSHIT MOAR GAY BIKERS!

(http://msp165.photobucket.com/albums/u44/onpointthedj/GayBikers.jpg)


Say, your reputation as being jerks is kinda getting ruined, isn't it?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: rong on March 29, 2009, 10:52:21 pm
(http://hodsoncorp.com/dead_dog_walking2.jpg)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: MrFrizzleFry on March 29, 2009, 11:12:06 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s3bXoaDJgZ4/SbN2oQRQdDI/AAAAAAAAGOk/9jMiEvhhFiM/s320/way.jpg)
It's called tolerance, something that you clearly do not have.

NO ONE SHOULD TOLERATE BIKER SCUM
NO ONE SHOULD TOLERATE NOODLES, THEY HAVE A VERY HIGH AMOUNT OF SODIUM
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on April 03, 2009, 09:34:18 pm
actually, in this case I don't even need to let my personal friendship with Lys come into play. My point stands on its own regardless of the social dynamic of the people involved. Fact is, the only difference between me claiming to be a talented chef and offering unsolicited cooking advice and Lys claiming to have a way with the ladies and offering unsolicited advice about the pursuit of intimacy is that one seems to make YOU uncomfortable.

I wasn't implying that it had anything to do with your friendship with him or whatever. I just didn't like his attitude.

He actually PM'd me pictures of him at protests with girls from 4chan. How can I not take that bait?

Perhaps Mal feels it degrades his ability to breed on the internet.

Who the fuck asked you?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: the last yatto on April 04, 2009, 08:50:31 am
Quote from: Lysergic
said some form of "I" 86 times on the first page (not including 10 mes)
:popcorn: hope the other 28 pages are just as good
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 04, 2009, 03:31:19 pm
THIS THREAD IS ABOUT OWLS!!
NOT YOUR WHINEY DILDOES!!


(http://www.saskschools.ca/~gregory/animals/birds/burrowl.jpg)

(http://www.arthurgrosset.com/sabirds/photos/speocun1953.jpg)

WHUT! WHUT! HOOOOO!
(http://www.ohio-nature.com/image-files/long-eared-owl-lg.jpg)

*cough cough barf*
(http://www.discountowlpellets.com/images/birdpellets.gif)

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 04, 2009, 04:16:51 pm
I have a recipe for Owls.

not how to cook them, how to make them.

take a half pound of feathers and a servo and add 2 gallons of pure hate.

voila! instant owl.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 04, 2009, 04:18:31 pm
You forgot huge fuckin talons of death but other than that thas a good recipe
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 04, 2009, 04:47:18 pm
Who the fuck asked you?

Oh, I'm "known and noted" for staying out of shit unless invited.   :lulz:

Or are you suggesting that nobody else gets a fucking opinion on any given subject?  Is that what you're saying?  Am I reading you right?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on April 04, 2009, 09:04:58 pm
Who the fuck asked you?

Oh, I'm "known and noted" for staying out of shit unless invited.   :lulz:

Or are you suggesting that nobody else gets a fucking opinion on any given subject?  Is that what you're saying?  Am I reading you right?

I'm suggesting that my disagreement with ECH had nothing to do with you, didn't get personal and that your snide little comment was completely uncalled for, you passive aggressive little shit.

The one thing I can't stand on any board are people who get in their little digs in an attempt to sway opinion after someone else has said something reasonable.

And for the record, I really couldn't care less about wade anymore. I would rather have messed with him some other way than banning, but whatever. You can go on being defensive about it though. See if I care.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 04, 2009, 09:09:38 pm


I'm suggesting that my disagreement with ECH had nothing to do with you, didn't get personal and that your snide little comment was completely uncalled for, you passive aggressive little shit.


And I'm suggesting that you have been a complete prick for about a month now.  There's nothing passive/aggressive about calling you on it.  Deal with it.

The one thing I can't stand on any board are people who get in their little digs in an attempt to sway opinion after someone else has said something reasonable.

I stopped caring what you like a few weeks back. 

And for the record, I really couldn't care less about wade anymore. I would rather have messed with him some other way than banning, but whatever. You can go on being defensive about it though. See if I care.

Defensive?  What?  You came in looking for a fight, any reason would do (even Wade).  It didn't go the way you planned, now you're saying the above.

SOMEONE here is passive/aggressive.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on April 04, 2009, 09:26:22 pm
And I'm suggesting that you have been a complete prick for about a month now.

I have? As far as I know, the only argument I've been in with you over the past month was when you decided to tell me to stop being mean to Purpleris.

Are you still pissed at me over that? Or is it the Lysergic thing? You could have told me so directly at the time. PM'd me even.

But instead you chose to make a snide little comment about my "ability to breed on the internet", whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.

There's nothing passive/aggressive about calling you on it. Deal with it.

You didn't call me out on anything. You made a snarky indirect comment about me.

I stopped caring what you like a few weeks back.

Like you ever gave a shit what I think.

Defensive?  What?  You came in looking for a fight

I did? Point that part out for me.

any reason would do (even Wade).  It didn't go the way you planned, now you're saying the above. SOMEONE here is passive/aggressive. :lulz:

What the fuck are you talking about? What has wade got to do with this?

Seriously Roger, could you tell me how I started this? You insulted me (indirectly, I might add) and I replied in turn. Deal with it hurrrrr.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 04, 2009, 09:29:06 pm
You didn't call me out on anything. You made a snarky indirect comment about me.

Wait.  That wasn't direct enough for you?  Okay, let me restate it:  You're a prick.


Like you ever gave a shit what I think.

I did.  I don't.  See the difference?

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Malachite on April 04, 2009, 09:32:16 pm
Oh burn.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: the other anonymous on April 04, 2009, 10:55:31 pm
This is better than my stories!
\
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2nqy8vl.gif)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pariah on April 05, 2009, 04:38:06 pm
 :weary:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on April 05, 2009, 06:23:58 pm
KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!
Title: whos got bawls
Post by: the last yatto on April 05, 2009, 08:42:20 pm
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3987/4022704244e7176fff4.jpg) (http://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4022704244e7176fff4.jpg)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 11, 2009, 06:56:08 am
hell, if it weren't for the insanely high standards of objectivity and democracy that my fellow admins hold me to I'd probably have shitcanned both you and wade last night.

yeah, I just lumped you in with wade. hopefully he won't be insulted.

OH, there it is.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on April 11, 2009, 06:59:26 am
sorry nigel.

 does this mean we can make out?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 11, 2009, 07:05:05 am
Sorry, I'm in my celibate period.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on April 11, 2009, 07:06:18 am
DAMN IT!

you know where to find me.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: the last yatto on April 11, 2009, 08:50:07 am
in a shallow grave?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: wade on April 11, 2009, 09:08:14 am
:lulz:

ouch...

suddenly it all makes sense...
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: N E T on April 11, 2009, 09:18:25 am
:lulz:

ouch...

suddenly it all makes sense...
hell, if it weren't for the insanely high standards of objectivity and democracy that my fellow admins hold me to I'd probably have shitcanned both you and wade last night.

yeah, I just lumped you in with wade. hopefully he won't be insulted.

OH, there it is.

WHOOMP, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t8T5mGYJUA) THERE IT IS. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfP08POAr_c)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: the last yatto on April 11, 2009, 09:27:03 am
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/5702/whoomptheresmyhead.gif) (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=whoomptheresmyhead.gif)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: N E T on April 11, 2009, 09:40:40 am
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6091/whoomptheresmyheadtagte.jpg)

(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2513/bananaw.gif)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 11, 2009, 12:39:26 pm
hell, if it weren't for the insanely high standards of objectivity and democracy that my fellow admins hold me to I'd probably have shitcanned both you and wade last night.

yeah, I just lumped you in with wade. hopefully he won't be insulted.

OH, there it is.

damn, and here I was hoping you came back because you had worked out whatever was causing you to be like this.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 11, 2009, 04:37:20 pm
(http://fireflyforest.net/images/firefly/2005/September/angry-owl.jpg)

(http://www.fototime.com/C16D201618D6404793E3A00186C074B0/standard.jpg)

retarded cousin jimmy
(http://www.myspacetuning.com/gfx/funny_pics/animals/angry_ostrich.jpg)

Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 11, 2009, 05:45:34 pm
hell, if it weren't for the insanely high standards of objectivity and democracy that my fellow admins hold me to I'd probably have shitcanned both you and wade last night.

yeah, I just lumped you in with wade. hopefully he won't be insulted.

OH, there it is.

damn, and here I was hoping you came back because you had worked out whatever was causing you to be like this.

Yeah, god forbid I reply to a really spiteful insult with "oh there it is". I'm SUCH a bitch.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Faust on April 11, 2009, 06:13:08 pm
hell, if it weren't for the insanely high standards of objectivity and democracy that my fellow admins hold me to I'd probably have shitcanned both you and wade last night.

yeah, I just lumped you in with wade. hopefully he won't be insulted.

OH, there it is.

damn, and here I was hoping you came back because you had worked out whatever was causing you to be like this.

Yeah, god forbid I reply to a really spiteful insult with "oh there it is". I'm SUCH a bitch.

one that was made two weeks ago.
Knock it off.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 11, 2009, 08:28:43 pm
hell, if it weren't for the insanely high standards of objectivity and democracy that my fellow admins hold me to I'd probably have shitcanned both you and wade last night.

yeah, I just lumped you in with wade. hopefully he won't be insulted.

OH, there it is.

damn, and here I was hoping you came back because you had worked out whatever was causing you to be like this.

Yeah, god forbid I reply to a really spiteful insult with "oh there it is". I'm SUCH a bitch.

one that was made two weeks ago.
Knock it off.

I was gone. I'm still catching up. It was new to me. I had just been wondering when I got lumped in with Wade, and then I found it.



Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 03, 2009, 11:00:07 pm
This isn't supposed to be about *me* more so what I think is important if you want a thriving love life, which is what I *do* funnily enough have.
Really?

Let's take a look at a slice of the OP:
I've had a lot of partners, and I find sex especially enjoyable if I can get my partner to climax, but I've found this always isn't the case with a lot of girls, and I know it's not because I suck, cus theres been plenty of girls I can get to climax quite easily, while some take a bit more effort, and then there are those that just can't reach orgasm, no matter how hard I or they try...
Everything you post anymore is shameless self promotion and egomaniacal masturbation. Pictures of you at Anon rallies. Pictures at parties. Talk of this fantastic love life. Telling people from /b/ to come to discord chat saying " tell them Frank "Felix" Solomon sent you." Your entire time online is spent begging for attention and affection, and while doing this you've bled every bit of sincerity and genuineness from everything you've done. It's always somehow about you.
You are a whore to your insecurities. Think about it.
:|

Dude, while I still like you, shut up now before you make an ass of yourself.

You and I don't talk much, but there are plenty of people here that I do talk with, and they know what I'm about.
You don't know shit about me, so before you go and assume crap about me, how about you and I talk for a while, one on one, mano e mano.
Cus it's not all about me, and just ask anyone who's bothered to take the time to talk to me.


Bump for sheer malice.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Faust on October 03, 2009, 11:36:50 pm
I miss hunter.
And to be fair, the quality of lys posts have improved immensely in the last months.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 03, 2009, 11:37:32 pm
I miss hunter.
And to be fair, the quality of lys posts have improved immensely in the last months.

I still hate them both.   :)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on October 04, 2009, 07:32:42 am
I miss hunter.
And to be fair, the quality of lys posts have improved immensely in the last months.

(http://4.media.tumblr.com/VEUXnTTemmkstc3c8ZjjvFxlo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: the last yatto on July 20, 2010, 12:36:59 am
This isn't supposed to be about *me* more so what I think is important if you want a thriving love life, which is what I *do* funnily enough have.
Really?

Let's take a look at a slice of the OP:
I've had a lot of partners, and I find sex especially enjoyable if I can get my partner to climax, but I've found this always isn't the case with a lot of girls, and I know it's not because I suck, cus theres been plenty of girls I can get to climax quite easily, while some take a bit more effort, and then there are those that just can't reach orgasm, no matter how hard I or they try...
Everything you post anymore is shameless self promotion and egomaniacal masturbation. Pictures of you at Anon rallies. Pictures at parties. Talk of this fantastic love life. Telling people from /b/ to come to discord chat saying " tell them Frank "Felix" Solomon sent you." Your entire time online is spent begging for attention and affection, and while doing this you've bled every bit of sincerity and genuineness from everything you've done. It's always somehow about you.
You are a whore to your insecurities. Think about it.
:|

Dude, while I still like you, shut up now before you make an ass of yourself.

You and I don't talk much, but there are plenty of people here that I do talk with, and they know what I'm about.
You don't know shit about me, so before you go and assume crap about me, how about you and I talk for a while, one on one, mano e mano.
Cus it's not all about me, and just ask anyone who's bothered to take the time to talk to me.


Bump for sheer malice.
:sotw:
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Payne on July 20, 2010, 12:44:45 am
:sotw:

Dude, you can't even approach the levels of Sheer Malice TGRR could.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: the last yatto on July 20, 2010, 12:58:58 am
wasnt trying
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on July 20, 2010, 09:07:25 am
This things back? :\
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Payne on July 20, 2010, 09:14:03 am
Yeah, Pēleus decided to be an epic gaping supturating asshole. But forgot to be funny about it. Again.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: AFK on July 20, 2010, 10:54:57 am
To make this bump useful:  Has anyone spoken to Hunter lately?  What's he up to? 
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Payne on July 20, 2010, 11:29:41 am
I speak to him occasionally on AIM. Usually it just involves trading insults. Not sure what he's been up to really, though. Only that he is still breathing in some sense.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Michal on July 20, 2010, 12:54:36 pm
I will finish reading this thread when I'm sober, and possibly comment.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Payne on July 20, 2010, 01:15:23 pm
I will finish reading this thread when I'm sober, and possibly comment.

WHY?

There's absolutely nothing funny in this thread whatsoever. It didn't spawn any of the jokes that threads of similar length have done in the past.

All it is is nasty shit spread out over 30 pages or so (and all over the boards at some points) that, in this particular case, needs to be left buried and untouched. I think the only thing this thread could possibly do is remind those involved what went down and maybe whatever lessons they learned from it the first go round. Beyond that, I think it behoves the rest of us to STAY. THE. FUCK. OUT.

We have got (or can create) enough beef with each other in the present day if it's really necessary to haul it out. We don't need this rancid festering shit too.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on July 20, 2010, 01:24:40 pm
I will finish reading this thread when I'm sober, and possibly comment.

WHY?

There's absolutely nothing funny in this thread whatsoever. It didn't spawn any of the jokes that threads of similar length have done in the past.

All it is is nasty shit spread out over 30 pages or so (and all over the boards at some points) that, in this particular case, needs to be left buried and untouched. I think the only thing this thread could possibly do is remind those involved what went down and maybe whatever lessons they learned from it the first go round. Beyond that, I think it behoves the rest of us to STAY. THE. FUCK. OUT.

We have got (or can create) enough beef with each other in the present day if it's really necessary to haul it out. We don't need this rancid festering shit too.

This.

Seriously, don't bother wasting your time. Just stupid egotistical ranting that doesn't help anyone in any shape or form. 
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: Hoopla on July 20, 2010, 01:54:59 pm
Jesus fucking Christ.  THIS is why I barely check in here anymore.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 20, 2010, 02:42:40 pm
the unfunny infight threads are what turns people off posting sometimes.

I stay well out of the poop flinging and prefer to remain impartial.

It makes me sad when awesome posters don't post any more cos of shit like this.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Payne on July 20, 2010, 02:48:01 pm
Pēleus needs to choke on a rotten burrito during his next bastinado session.

As do all the other unfunny fuckers who want to stir this shit up.
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on July 20, 2010, 02:48:49 pm
Can we like, you know, lock this shit now, or, you know, stop bumping it?
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for tit
Post by: the last yatto on July 24, 2010, 06:59:03 am
sorry title struck something in my head at the time
But I guess soup is cold and bland
Title: Re: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?
Post by: Lies on July 24, 2010, 09:51:21 am
FFS Peleus. Let this thing fucking DIE already.