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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Cain on June 19, 2009, 05:08:49 pm

Title: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: Cain on June 19, 2009, 05:08:49 pm
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In his highly anticipated address after Friday prayers, the ayatollah said despite differences of opinion among the presidential candidates, they were all trustworthy and loyal to the Islamic Republic.

He said the election was a "political earthquake" for Iran's enemies - singling out Britain as "the most evil of them" - whom he accused of trying to foment unrest in the country.

"Some of our enemies in different parts of the world intended to depict this absolute victory, this definitive victory, as a doubtful victory," the Supreme Leader said

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8108661.stm  Emphasis mine

Join the club, pal.  We've been saying this shit for years.
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: Adios on June 19, 2009, 05:11:41 pm
Britan still has that much influence in Australia?
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 19, 2009, 07:31:30 pm
IIRC, something like 20% of "Australians" were born in the UK.
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: Requia ☣ on June 19, 2009, 07:34:45 pm
Shit, America got downgraded.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: Pariah on June 19, 2009, 07:56:16 pm
                                   Oh my
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(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/truecon/ajax2.jpg)
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: Adios on June 19, 2009, 07:56:58 pm
Shit, America got downgraded.  :lulz:

2/3 Americas deserve it.
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 19, 2009, 08:01:58 pm
:lulz:
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: Pariah on June 19, 2009, 08:05:51 pm
Britain does have a much longer history with Iran in terms of conflict so its not really that suprising
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: Kai on June 19, 2009, 08:37:15 pm
Shit, America got downgraded.  :lulz:

2/3 Americas deserve it.

 :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: Rumckle on June 20, 2009, 03:20:34 am
Britan still has that much influence in Australia?

Well technically the queen is still the head of state.

But mostly we're still bitter that we were beaten by the UK in Rugby
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: Cain on June 20, 2009, 09:10:06 am
I'm not, just surprised it ever actually happened.  Though since England fans never shut up about their one victory....
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on June 20, 2009, 09:19:15 am
How long before we start hearing "Your Mom" bandied around the UN?
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: Cain on June 20, 2009, 10:45:02 am
1965
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: Archduke Omni-Fap! on June 20, 2009, 11:24:44 am
Not many outsiders know this, but when Brits turn eighteen, we make a journey into the deep, secret chasms below Stonehenge, where they live, and make a vow to sow ruin wherever the opportunity presents itself, in a vile ritual predating spoken language. It's totally true.
 
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: Cain on June 20, 2009, 11:44:38 am
Unfortunately for Iran, these vows only apply to sporting events and culinary skill.
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: MMIX on June 20, 2009, 12:04:13 pm
Unfortunately for Iran, these vows only apply to sporting events and culinary skill.

 yeah, but you need to remember one of the lesser known rants of St John The Divine
5 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
and when they went back home again there were 5 and 20 less . . .

this indicates that should Iran ever beat England at Twickers it will be the End of The World - as we know it, sorry just having a quick REM moment there . . .
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on June 20, 2009, 12:12:58 pm
5 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
and when they went back home again there were 5 and 20 less . . .

:thumb:

ENGLAND. Plunderin' Scottish natural resources since... uh, I dunno... Oh well.

(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3497/macglashan176.gif)
Title: Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
Post by: MMIX on June 20, 2009, 01:05:45 pm
5 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
and when they went back home again there were 5 and 20 less . . .

:thumb:

ENGLAND. Plunderin' Scottish natural resources since... uh, I dunno... Oh well.

(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3497/macglashan176.gif)

they can have Gordon Brown back - and all the other Scottish MP's  any time they want . .