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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 07:21:35 pm

Title: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 07:21:35 pm
Today i was pulling out of the drive threw at toxic hell and i missed my opportunity to get into the road because another person exited the
driveway to the left of me and then i was stuck sitting there because traffic was coming, and the person in back of me pulled up to me. This old lady, in her late 50s is walking down the street and when she gets to my car she says "ya know, you're blocking the side walk"
me:"well, you're just going to have to walk around me"
she replied, "blocking the sidewalk is illegal!!"
to which i said, "there is nothing i can do about it right now"
She starting going off about reporting me, so i cut her off and said "you need to stop harassing me, and move on!"
so she yelled "bitch"
And i yelled "fuck off, whore!"

i wonder what would of happened if i had said after the whole "that's illegal!!" ...

"lady, i have a gun"

ok, story time ended!

join us some other time when we look at hairless pets (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ghostbusters2/psychic2.jpg)
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Hangshai on February 10, 2010, 07:31:40 pm
One time I was coming home from a concert in SF and we stopped at some Taco Bell (we endearingly call it 'The Butt' over here, because it is the ass of fast food joints).  The concert was Steel Pole Bath Tub's reunion show a few years back with Neurosis.  Anywho, so we stop at the drive thru and its one of those ghetto 'dont shoot the cashier' windows with a huge plexi-glass contraption that slides the food out to you, kinda like how gas stations do it at night when you have to buy your smokes through a window or whatever, anyway, you get the idea.  So, we pull up and before we say anything, before we hand over the money (I was in the front passenger seat), the cashier girl pushes our food out to us through the window thing, and the way it works, once she put the food through and we opened our side, her side was closed and remained closed...  Can you see where this is going?

Yeah, it took about half a second for me to grab my friends hand with the money in it to stop him from handing it over.  At about the exact same moment I realized what I was about to do (which is eat free taco bell food), the cashier girl realized how bad she fucked up.  We were making eye contact and there was this cool sort of weird moment where we both realized what was going to go down.  At this point, I sort of remember me saying something like "fuck it, just drive!!" and we pulled out of there and on to the overpass with about 15 bucks worth of free taco bell food.

Ok, so, its no reservoir dogs, but at least we got away...
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Jasper on February 10, 2010, 07:33:35 pm
This thread makes me   :whack:
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 07:38:05 pm
One time I was coming home from a concert in SF and we stopped at some Taco Bell (we endearingly call it 'The Butt' over here, because it is the ass of fast food joints).  The concert was Steel Pole Bath Tub's reunion show a few years back with Neurosis.  Anywho, so we stop at the drive thru and its one of those ghetto 'dont shoot the cashier' windows with a huge plexi-glass contraption that slides the food out to you, kinda like how gas stations do it at night when you have to buy your smokes through a window or whatever, anyway, you get the idea.  So, we pull up and before we say anything, before we hand over the money (I was in the front passenger seat), the cashier girl pushes our food out to us through the window thing, and the way it works, once she put the food through and we opened our side, her side was closed and remained closed...  Can you see where this is going?

Yeah, it took about half a second for me to grab my friends hand with the money in it to stop him from handing it over.  At about the exact same moment I realized what I was about to do (which is eat free taco bell food), the cashier girl realized how bad she fucked up.  We were making eye contact and there was this cool sort of weird moment where we both realized what was going to go down.  At this point, I sort of remember me saying something like "fuck it, just drive!!" and we pulled out of there and on to the overpass with about 15 bucks worth of free taco bell food.

Ok, so, its no reservoir dogs, but at least we got away...

There's a very good chance that they had a strict inventory control there, and that poor cashier had to make up the difference out of her own paycheck.


Way to stick it to the Man™, dude.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2010, 07:40:42 pm
One time I was coming home from a concert in SF and we stopped at some Taco Bell (we endearingly call it 'The Butt' over here, because it is the ass of fast food joints).  The concert was Steel Pole Bath Tub's reunion show a few years back with Neurosis.  Anywho, so we stop at the drive thru and its one of those ghetto 'dont shoot the cashier' windows with a huge plexi-glass contraption that slides the food out to you, kinda like how gas stations do it at night when you have to buy your smokes through a window or whatever, anyway, you get the idea.  So, we pull up and before we say anything, before we hand over the money (I was in the front passenger seat), the cashier girl pushes our food out to us through the window thing, and the way it works, once she put the food through and we opened our side, her side was closed and remained closed...  Can you see where this is going?

Yeah, it took about half a second for me to grab my friends hand with the money in it to stop him from handing it over.  At about the exact same moment I realized what I was about to do (which is eat free taco bell food), the cashier girl realized how bad she fucked up.  We were making eye contact and there was this cool sort of weird moment where we both realized what was going to go down.  At this point, I sort of remember me saying something like "fuck it, just drive!!" and we pulled out of there and on to the overpass with about 15 bucks worth of free taco bell food.

Ok, so, its no reservoir dogs, but at least we got away...

Not cool.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Jasper on February 10, 2010, 07:45:23 pm
I didn't know fast food joints could legally do that.  They don't do that to bank tellers.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 07:47:44 pm
Legally?  Maybe not.

Coersion and threats?  Probably.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2010, 07:49:33 pm
If a table does a chew and screw at my restaurant I'm required to pay for it.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Salty on February 10, 2010, 07:52:37 pm
One time I was coming home from a concert in SF and we stopped at some Taco Bell (we endearingly call it 'The Butt' over here, because it is the ass of fast food joints).  The concert was Steel Pole Bath Tub's reunion show a few years back with Neurosis.  Anywho, so we stop at the drive thru and its one of those ghetto 'dont shoot the cashier' windows with a huge plexi-glass contraption that slides the food out to you, kinda like how gas stations do it at night when you have to buy your smokes through a window or whatever, anyway, you get the idea.  So, we pull up and before we say anything, before we hand over the money (I was in the front passenger seat), the cashier girl pushes our food out to us through the window thing, and the way it works, once she put the food through and we opened our side, her side was closed and remained closed...  Can you see where this is going?

Yeah, it took about half a second for me to grab my friends hand with the money in it to stop him from handing it over.  At about the exact same moment I realized what I was about to do (which is eat free taco bell food), the cashier girl realized how bad she fucked up.  We were making eye contact and there was this cool sort of weird moment where we both realized what was going to go down.  At this point, I sort of remember me saying something like "fuck it, just drive!!" and we pulled out of there and on to the overpass with about 15 bucks worth of free taco bell food.

Ok, so, its no reservoir dogs, but at least we got away...

I may not understand this precisely but...you...stole...food?
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Jasper on February 10, 2010, 07:55:02 pm
Anyway, Kel's story was hilarious.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 07:55:20 pm
One time I was coming home from a concert in SF and we stopped at some Taco Bell (we endearingly call it 'The Butt' over here, because it is the ass of fast food joints).  The concert was Steel Pole Bath Tub's reunion show a few years back with Neurosis.  Anywho, so we stop at the drive thru and its one of those ghetto 'dont shoot the cashier' windows with a huge plexi-glass contraption that slides the food out to you, kinda like how gas stations do it at night when you have to buy your smokes through a window or whatever, anyway, you get the idea.  So, we pull up and before we say anything, before we hand over the money (I was in the front passenger seat), the cashier girl pushes our food out to us through the window thing, and the way it works, once she put the food through and we opened our side, her side was closed and remained closed...  Can you see where this is going?

Yeah, it took about half a second for me to grab my friends hand with the money in it to stop him from handing it over.  At about the exact same moment I realized what I was about to do (which is eat free taco bell food), the cashier girl realized how bad she fucked up.  We were making eye contact and there was this cool sort of weird moment where we both realized what was going to go down.  At this point, I sort of remember me saying something like "fuck it, just drive!!" and we pulled out of there and on to the overpass with about 15 bucks worth of free taco bell food.

Ok, so, its no reservoir dogs, but at least we got away...

So, you got some poor girl in trouble at her job.

Perhaps next you could, you know, stomp on puppies.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 07:56:52 pm
i was eating with my fam at a higher end restaurant and i saw a full family of 5 do a dine and ditch. The poor waitress walked up and saw what they had done and walked off in tears.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 07:57:42 pm
Anyway, Kel's story was hilarious.

thank you, i thought so as well. :D
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 07:58:57 pm
i was eating with my fam at a higher end restaurant and i saw a full family of 5 do a dine and ditch. The poor waitress walked up and saw what they had done and walked off in tears.

Sure.  Her income for the night was just wiped out.  She just went from a day at work to a day at work for no pay.

And the parents, well, what an example.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Hangshai on February 10, 2010, 08:01:43 pm
Suu, if someone does a dine and dash at your restaurant, do you have to pay for it as the waitress? (already been replied to as I wrote this) And LMNO, have you ever even worked at a fast food place?  There have been many times where I have been broke and hungry so I called a local fast food joint and said, 'hey, I just went through there and you forgot my burger/taco/milkshake' whatever, and they just tell me to roll on by and pick it up.  No receipt, nothing.  Besides maybe a scolding for being dumb (Im sure they covered it the first day on taco bell training, 'Get the money BEFORE you give the food).  TBH, the girl at the window was smiling, almost laughing, because she knew she fucked up.  Personally, although I have no way to prove this, I think she thought it was funny...  Oh, and finally, I just got off the phone with my local Taco Bell, in which I posed this situation as a hypothetical one to the manager on duty, and guess what...  The person would get a stern 'talking to', but NO money taken out of their check.

But, I doubt that redeemed me in any way in your eyes.


Anyway, it was just supposed to be a stupid/funny story about taco bell to make someone laugh. lighten up.  Im not trying to make some sort of social statement.

And, suu, Im sorry if you would have to pay for it.  My GF waited tables at a pretty popular downtown restaurant, and it was fucking hell.  The owner/manager was a fucking dick, and they overworked the girls.  Only girls, which he would regularly harass and yell at in front of customers, to the point where even customers would complain on behalf of the girls.  Its fucked and needless to say, after 2 years I convinced her to quit and go back to school where she is now in the nursing program.  And she no longer has to wait tables.  That job is why you are so angry.

When I was younger, I did a couple dine and dashes, sure.  But now that I am older, and self-employed, I pay for stuff.  This was, you know, a night coming home after a concert, I mean, its not like Im some criminal mastermind that specializes in stealing fucking FOOD for chrissakes.

I mean, can I not even tell a funny story without creating a fucking existential crisis on this forum?
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2010, 08:03:06 pm
i was eating with my fam at a higher end restaurant and i saw a full family of 5 do a dine and ditch. The poor waitress walked up and saw what they had done and walked off in tears.

A family of 5? I would fucking kill a motherfucker. I've chased kids through the mall before for money, so don't think I wouldn't dropkick some trashy ass parents to the curb and throw their check in their faces and break fingers until it was paid. That is NOT beyond me.

Larceny is larceny, even at Taco Bell. They WILL throw you in jail for that.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:06:23 pm
  That job is why you are so angry.

Hear that, Suu?  Hangshai will explain any other emotions you may experience, as well, if you ask nicely.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Salty on February 10, 2010, 08:09:59 pm
Hangshai: It was not funny. And trust me, I know from not funny.

It's not about social statements. It's just lame to steal.

Alty,
HATES liars, thieves, cheats. With few exceptions.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2010, 08:10:53 pm

And, suu, Im sorry if you would have to pay for it.  My GF waited tables at a pretty popular downtown restaurant, and it was fucking hell.  The owner/manager was a fucking dick, and they overworked the girls.  Only girls, which he would regularly harass and yell at in front of customers, to the point where even customers would complain on behalf of the girls.  Its fucked and needless to say, after 2 years I convinced her to quit and go back to school where she is now in the nursing program.  And she no longer has to wait tables.  That job is why you are so angry.


Yes. I am an angry individual because I choose to wait tables for a living, you should have seen me 2 years ago when I was working a "real job". Rhode Island imploded economically last year and I lost my job at the TV station. Gee whiz, fuck me sideways for trying to make ends me and standing up for other people in the food service industry who have to get shafted by little immature shits like you who think it's funny to drive off without paying for even crappy fast food. I like my restaurant, I like my bosses and the people I work with and even most of the customers that come in. I can make more money in a week there (on days when we aren't supposed to get a foot of fucking snow) than I did working for CW anyway.

Oh right, I do have a college degree, and I am working on going back for my 2nd undergrad in the fall. So don't assume I'm uneducated either.

You didn't just tell us a funny story, you just told us what kind of a douchebag you are and greatly lowered everyone's opinion of you. No phonecalls or excuses you make now can save you. Sorry.

-Suu
Thinks it should be required for EVERYONE to work in food service, retail, and a shit office job before going to college, so they understand the true value of working before they assume they can get away with being jackasses.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:25:56 pm
Kel is amazing.  She could start a thread about stereo instructions, and it would end in a mushroom cloud.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:27:10 pm
Suu, if someone does a dine and dash at your restaurant, do you have to pay for it as the waitress? (already been replied to as I wrote this) And LMNO, have you ever even worked at a fast food place?  There have been many times where I have been broke and hungry so I called a local fast food joint and said, 'hey, I just went through there and you forgot my burger/taco/milkshake' whatever, and they just tell me to roll on by and pick it up.  No receipt, nothing.  Besides maybe a scolding for being dumb (Im sure they covered it the first day on taco bell training, 'Get the money BEFORE you give the food).  TBH, the girl at the window was smiling, almost laughing, because she knew she fucked up.  Personally, although I have no way to prove this, I think she thought it was funny...  Oh, and finally, I just got off the phone with my local Taco Bell, in which I posed this situation as a hypothetical one to the manager on duty, and guess what...  The person would get a stern 'talking to', but NO money taken out of their check.

But, I doubt that redeemed me in any way in your eyes.


Anyway, it was just supposed to be a stupid/funny story about taco bell to make someone laugh. lighten up.  Im not trying to make some sort of social statement.

And, suu, Im sorry if you would have to pay for it.  My GF waited tables at a pretty popular downtown restaurant, and it was fucking hell.  The owner/manager was a fucking dick, and they overworked the girls.  Only girls, which he would regularly harass and yell at in front of customers, to the point where even customers would complain on behalf of the girls.  Its fucked and needless to say, after 2 years I convinced her to quit and go back to school where she is now in the nursing program.  And she no longer has to wait tables.  That job is why you are so angry.

When I was younger, I did a couple dine and dashes, sure.  But now that I am older, and self-employed, I pay for stuff.  This was, you know, a night coming home after a concert, I mean, its not like Im some criminal mastermind that specializes in stealing fucking FOOD for chrissakes.

I mean, can I not even tell a funny story without creating a fucking existential crisis on this forum?

whoa there, turn the flames down. Satre wouldn't be happy.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 08:28:06 pm
Kel is amazing.  She could start a thread about stereo instructions, and it would end in a mushroom cloud.

 :lulz:

YOU'RE WIRING IT FUCKING WRONG.  


GODDAMN.  WHAT THE FUCK?  RED TO RED, BLACK TO BLACK.  YOU WANT PHASE CANCELLATIONS, OR SOMETHING?
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Salty on February 10, 2010, 08:28:41 pm
Kel: "Hey guize, so about metabolic degeneration..."

PD.Com: "NOOOOOOO....*gurgle* *die*."
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2010, 08:31:03 pm
Kel is amazing.  She could start a thread about stereo instructions, and it would end in a mushroom cloud.

 :lulz:

YOU'RE WIRING IT FUCKING WRONG.  


GODDAMN.  WHAT THE FUCK?  RED TO RED, BLACK TO BLACK.  YOU WANT PHASE CANCELLATIONS, OR SOMETHING?
:lulz:
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:33:27 pm
Kel is amazing.  She could start a thread about stereo instructions, and it would end in a mushroom cloud.

 :lulz:

YOU'RE WIRING IT FUCKING WRONG.  


GODDAMN.  WHAT THE FUCK?  RED TO RED, BLACK TO BLACK.  YOU WANT PHASE CANCELLATIONS, OR SOMETHING?

 :lulz::potd::lulz:
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:39:17 pm
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :mittens:
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:42:25 pm
quick point, Hanghai


I JUST WANTED TO TELL MY STORY.

*sniffle* *pout* *thread derailer*
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:43:02 pm
quick point, Hanghai


I JUST WANTED TO TELL MY STORY.

*sniffle* *pout* *thread derailer*

I kinda liked your story.

I think you under-reacted, though.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2010, 08:43:51 pm
quick point, Hanghai


I JUST WANTED TO TELL MY STORY.

*sniffle* *pout* *thread derailer*

Aww...Now look what you've done, Hangshai, you went and hurt Kel's feelings!

*hugs Kel*

There there...
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:45:47 pm
At roughly the same time, I got a PM in which he "corrected" the numbers in my sig, to 14.3/14.6.

Because, you know, only people in America count.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:47:37 pm
                   USA! USA USA!
                              \
(http://www.progressiveboink.com/b/images/hogan/machoman.jpg)
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:49:05 pm
That is NOT Randy "Macho Man" Savage.   :argh!:
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:50:44 pm
That is NOT Randy "Macho Man" Savage.   :argh!:

ok ok, ill fix it
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:51:53 pm
FIXED and much more hilarious.  :lulz:
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 08:53:06 pm
FIXED and much more hilarious.  :lulz:

Is red X, at least on this comp.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 08:53:53 pm
Wan't the original pic Hacksaw Jim Dugin?
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: -Kel- on February 10, 2010, 08:55:30 pm
^ no clue, i put "usa! usa usa!" into google.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Aput on February 10, 2010, 09:04:45 pm
Aput went to Taco Bell once and ordered fire sauce.

Nearly melted igloo with flatulence.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Salty on February 10, 2010, 09:08:41 pm
See, it's funny, because it makes fun of a race people rarely encounter. Safe too.
 :kingmeh:

Did you know, native alaskans don't use articles?

ETA, I shouldn't have assumed it was an Alaskan anyway.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 09:09:29 pm
See, it's funny, because it makes fun of a race people rarely encounter. Safe too.
 :kingmeh:

Did you know, native alaskans don't use articles?

What race?

Making fun?  What?

The Aput joke is nothing new, Alty.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Hangshai on February 10, 2010, 09:11:08 pm
At roughly the same time, I got a PM in which he "corrected" the numbers in my sig, to 14.3/14.6.

Because, you know, only people in America count.

I wasn't trying to 'correct' you.  I misread your sig and thought it was saying something about how there are more births than deaths, and that is why there is overpopulation.  I pmed you to suggest that this idea is suspect because in actuality it seems that there is a lower birth rate and lower death rate, its just that the death rate is SO MUCH lower than the birth rate that the births outnumber the deaths anyways.  Then I realized that your sig made no mention of attributing any reason (overbirth or underdeath) to the overpopulation, and I just misread it somehow, and I quickly fired off another pm to say that I was wrong and apologized for bothering you.

But, you know, your version works too.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 09:11:33 pm
Maybe whomever it is should have used the Hawaiian snow god.  
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 09:12:08 pm


I wasn't trying to 'correct' you.  

Bullshit.  You suggested I change it.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Salty on February 10, 2010, 09:12:24 pm
 :?
I don't get it. But I do have quite a few friends who are Inuit, Athabaskan, et. al. I also know a lot of people who are dicks to them for no good reason. It hit a personal nerve.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 09:14:31 pm
:?
I don't get it. But I do have quite a few friends who are Inuit, Athabaskan, et. al. I also know a lot of people who are dicks to them for no good reason. It hit a personal nerve.

It was a takeoff on the Rain God thing.  People would bitch about snow, and TGRR would inform them that was Aput's job, not his (Aput being a snow god).  As I said, perhaps TGRR - and the person running the Aput account - should have maybe picked, you know, a tropical snow god.

And nice job breaking the funny, hero.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2010, 09:15:53 pm
Yeah, Aput is nothing new to us New Englanders. That dead Rain God used to throw a lot of blame on him.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 09:16:49 pm
Yeah, Aput is nothing new to us New Englanders. That dead Rain God used to throw a lot of blame on him.

Yes, but making reference to Aput is some sort of racial slur, I gather.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 09:18:07 pm
The Isaac Hayes Principle wins again.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Aput on February 10, 2010, 09:18:38 pm
Aput not from Alaska nor Inuit.

I am from Svalbard.

Son of Ullr.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2010, 09:20:46 pm
Svalbard?!

Oh geez fuck those uh...polar bears and uh...Norwegian scientists!! YEAH!  :argh!:
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Salty on February 10, 2010, 09:20:56 pm
Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2010, 09:22:41 pm
Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

I'm sure Aput would help but...even another 10 ft of snow wouldn't make a different in AK I'm sure.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Aput on February 10, 2010, 09:25:19 pm
Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

I'm sure Aput would help but...even another 10 ft of snow wouldn't make a different in AK I'm sure.

It is not fair for any people of the North to be insulted because ignorance reigns. But as Princess says, Aput thinks more snow to Alaska would be waste. :(

Perhaps Hawaiian Volcano God can help?
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 09:28:48 pm
Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

I'm sure Aput would help but...even another 10 ft of snow wouldn't make a different in AK I'm sure.

It is not fair for any people of the North to be insulted because ignorance reigns. But as Princess says, Aput thinks more snow to Alaska would be waste. :(

Perhaps Hawaiian Volcano God can help?

I'd like to take this moment to step to, and test, Aput.

Seeing as how I live in a desert and all.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Aput on February 10, 2010, 09:30:10 pm
Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

I'm sure Aput would help but...even another 10 ft of snow wouldn't make a different in AK I'm sure.

It is not fair for any people of the North to be insulted because ignorance reigns. But as Princess says, Aput thinks more snow to Alaska would be waste. :(

Perhaps Hawaiian Volcano God can help?

I'd like to take this moment to step to, and test, Aput.

Seeing as how I live in a desert and all.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/367703622_66ce94d9fe.jpg)
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 09:31:01 pm
Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

I'm sure Aput would help but...even another 10 ft of snow wouldn't make a different in AK I'm sure.

It is not fair for any people of the North to be insulted because ignorance reigns. But as Princess says, Aput thinks more snow to Alaska would be waste. :(

Perhaps Hawaiian Volcano God can help?

I'd like to take this moment to step to, and test, Aput.

Seeing as how I live in a desert and all.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/367703622_66ce94d9fe.jpg)

I cannot see that pic.

Because I am immune to Aput's wrath.  Or because of Websense.  One or the other.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 09:33:04 pm
Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

You might keep in mind that low-brow racists like you describe are thin on the ground here.

Just saying.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2010, 09:33:22 pm
Let me get that for ya:

(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/desertsnow.jpg)
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 09:34:23 pm
Let me get that for ya:

(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/desertsnow.jpg)

Yeah, I was just looking at the weather, and the snow line is due to drop to 3000 feet tonight.   :argh!:

Instant retribution is instant.   :lulz:
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Aput on February 10, 2010, 09:37:08 pm
Do never test, old friend.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 09:40:14 pm
Do never test, old friend.

3226 feet.  <--- my house.

However, I shall stay with Maria tonight, at a mere 2600 feet.

Booyah.

Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Aput on February 10, 2010, 09:41:39 pm
2000ft can be arranged.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 09:55:25 pm
2000ft can be arranged.

You're going to have to cut a deal with the air pressure god.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Aput on February 10, 2010, 10:04:00 pm
2000ft can be arranged.

You're going to have to cut a deal with the air pressure god.

Or Payne, of course, who now retains the rain god powers. Or I ask Princess, who channels Rain.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2010, 10:06:17 pm
Do...never...test?
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2010, 10:39:34 pm
One time I was coming home from a concert in SF and we stopped at some Taco Bell (we endearingly call it 'The Butt' over here, because it is the ass of fast food joints).  The concert was Steel Pole Bath Tub's reunion show a few years back with Neurosis.  Anywho, so we stop at the drive thru and its one of those ghetto 'dont shoot the cashier' windows with a huge plexi-glass contraption that slides the food out to you, kinda like how gas stations do it at night when you have to buy your smokes through a window or whatever, anyway, you get the idea.  So, we pull up and before we say anything, before we hand over the money (I was in the front passenger seat), the cashier girl pushes our food out to us through the window thing, and the way it works, once she put the food through and we opened our side, her side was closed and remained closed...  Can you see where this is going?

Yeah, it took about half a second for me to grab my friends hand with the money in it to stop him from handing it over.  At about the exact same moment I realized what I was about to do (which is eat free taco bell food), the cashier girl realized how bad she fucked up.  We were making eye contact and there was this cool sort of weird moment where we both realized what was going to go down.  At this point, I sort of remember me saying something like "fuck it, just drive!!" and we pulled out of there and on to the overpass with about 15 bucks worth of free taco bell food.

Ok, so, its no reservoir dogs, but at least we got away...

There's a very good chance that they had a strict inventory control there, and that poor cashier had to make up the difference out of her own paycheck.


Way to stick it to the Man™, dude.

That's pretty much what I was just thinking.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2010, 10:42:19 pm

I mean, can I not even tell a funny story without creating a fucking existential crisis on this forum?

It wasn't actually funny. Kel's story was funny.

Maybe next time, you'll tell a funny one.

Perhaps you have a good one about shoplifting, or something.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2010, 10:47:25 pm
Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

I'm sure Aput would help but...even another 10 ft of snow wouldn't make a different in AK I'm sure.

It is not fair for any people of the North to be insulted because ignorance reigns. But as Princess says, Aput thinks more snow to Alaska would be waste. :(

Perhaps Hawaiian Volcano God can help?

I'd like to take this moment to step to, and test, Aput.

Seeing as how I live in a desert and all.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/367703622_66ce94d9fe.jpg)

APUT DELIVERS!
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 11, 2010, 01:45:10 pm
Actually, I think Aput was sleeping on the job.

It just drizzeled a bit.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Suu on February 11, 2010, 03:35:04 pm
Actually, I think Aput was sleeping on the job.

It just drizzeled a bit.

That's kind of what happened here too. I wonder if he's getting tired this week...
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivet
Post by: Salty on February 11, 2010, 03:40:53 pm
Actually, I think Aput was sleeping on the job.

It just drizzeled a bit.

That's kind of what happened here too. I wonder if he's getting tired this week...

I'm sure he's doing his very best. We shouldn't bug him about it too much, he's only one God, after all. Heh, heh. Hear that, Aput? You're doing a great job. No need to call your buddies or nothin'.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Suu on February 11, 2010, 03:49:17 pm
(http://beta.thehindu.com/multimedia/dynamic/00031/WINTER_WEATHER_31063f.jpg)

I told you, he was took busy blasting DC. I'd be nice, you never know what he can come up with next.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Storebrand on February 11, 2010, 04:49:28 pm
(http://beta.thehindu.com/multimedia/dynamic/00031/WINTER_WEATHER_31063f.jpg)

I told you, he was took busy blasting DC. I'd be nice, you never know what he can come up with next.

GAH!   :argh!:   :evilmad: 

At least it's pretty...

Aput, I will sacrifice virgins to you if you let me leave for the weekend and get back on Tuesday.  Come on...  wonderful virgins...
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: -Kel- on February 11, 2010, 05:46:50 pm
this thread is just jumping all over the place.

is it wrong that i almost called a cust serv rep a cunt?
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 11, 2010, 05:48:06 pm
this thread is just jumping all over the place.

is it wrong that i almost called a cust serv rep a cunt?

No.  Call her back and call her an A2M junkie, just for good measure.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Salty on February 11, 2010, 05:49:04 pm
I think that's one of those unofficial official titles for them...so, no.



Alty,
Worked a lot of cust. service.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Jasper on February 12, 2010, 04:16:18 am
this thread is just jumping all over the place.

is it wrong that i almost called a cust serv rep a cunt?

No.  Call her back and call her an A2M junkie, just for good measure.

They get a lot of dreary shit, so it'd probably liven their day a bit.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Suu on February 12, 2010, 04:28:11 am
this thread is just jumping all over the place.

is it wrong that i almost called a cust serv rep a cunt?

Depends, was she being rude or were you just pissed off that you couldn't get what you wanted?
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: -Kel- on February 17, 2010, 04:07:56 pm
this thread is just jumping all over the place.

is it wrong that i almost called a cust serv rep a cunt?

Depends, was she being rude or were you just pissed off that you couldn't get what you wanted?

she was being rude to a client and to me.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Suu on February 17, 2010, 04:10:53 pm
this thread is just jumping all over the place.

is it wrong that i almost called a cust serv rep a cunt?

Depends, was she being rude or were you just pissed off that you couldn't get what you wanted?

she was being rude to a client and to me.

Alright then, justified.

I just can't stand it when people insult customer service reps because they can't get what they want and assume that the person on the other side of the phone or counter is doing it on purpose.

No really, I've heard it all.  :x
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: -Kel- on February 17, 2010, 06:40:50 pm
im never rude to CS reps, as I am one even as a receptionist. Even when extermely angry i tell the rep, "im not mad at you, im mad at the situation. and what the company you're working for is doing."
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 09:45:05 pm
Historical note:  This thread resulted in Hangshai's recent triumphant return to wreak a horrible vengeance on me.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 17, 2010, 09:56:33 pm
I missed that. He returned?

Actually, I missed more than that. Who was Hangshai?
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 09:58:25 pm
I missed that. He returned?

Actually, I missed more than that. Who was Hangshai?

RRDfR that joined early this year.  This thread happened, and he left.  About 6 weeks ago, he showed up and wrote this:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25234.msg874980#msg874980

I think I win.
Title: Re: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 09:59:50 pm
I remember that.  :lulz: