Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cramulus on January 24, 2012, 08:28:09 pm

Title: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Cramulus on January 24, 2012, 08:28:09 pm
The board is quiet today! And the rest of my work for the day consists of mindlessly transcribing mountains of text, so I've been distracting myself. So here's a shitty internet meme. I never do these things, so forgive me this once.

(http://i.imgur.com/AoGN6.jpg)

My answer was from a grammar textbook...

"Ask and answer yes/no questions about the simple past."

FUCK
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 24, 2012, 08:31:16 pm
"Okay: I guess this is it."

a lot less depressing if you count in the fact that it's Ragged Robin in the leather babe outfit saying it.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 24, 2012, 08:34:33 pm
I got a 1991 Webster's II New Riverside Pocket Dictionary.

"A 3-dimensional x-ray of a structure, made from a series of cross-sectional scans."
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Cramulus on January 24, 2012, 08:40:11 pm
"Okay: I guess this is it."

a lot less depressing if you count in the fact that it's Ragged Robin in the leather babe outfit saying it.

I'd have sex with THAT OUTFIT

I got a 1991 Webster's II New Riverside Pocket Dictionary.

"A 3-dimensional x-ray of a structure, made from a series of cross-sectional scans."

so... the orgy's at your house?
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Jasper on January 24, 2012, 08:42:49 pm
"Or consider the whale."

Awwww shit.  Why, Superfreakonomics, why???
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Demolition_Squid on January 24, 2012, 08:55:49 pm
"A few others bemoaned the technical discussion, saying it went right over their heads."

Everyone's a critic, Conversation and Community.  :x
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: LMNO on January 24, 2012, 08:59:34 pm
The Chao te Ching:

"Chaos cannot be labeled;
because it contains all lables."

Sounds promising.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: DECI4 on January 24, 2012, 09:01:28 pm
"Large" he had answered and they had all laughed, his mother and wife and friends and servants, and the doctor.

'Shogun'
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Luna on January 24, 2012, 09:01:58 pm
The board is quiet today! And the rest of my work for the day consists of mindlessly transcribing mountains of text, so I've been distracting myself. So here's a shitty internet meme. I never do these things, so forgive me this once.

(http://i.imgur.com/AoGN6.jpg)

My answer was from a grammar textbook...

"Ask and answer yes/no questions about the simple past."

FUCK

That sounds...


Well...


Um....



So sorry to hear about your...
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: bds on January 24, 2012, 09:13:16 pm
"And what is most singular is that she, this Lolita, my Lolita, has individualised this writer's ancient lust, so that above and over everything there is- Lolita."

I knew picking up Lolita was a bad idea.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Cain on January 24, 2012, 09:21:59 pm
"Clinton assembled a $40 billion bail-out for the Mexican government."

 :?   :x
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Luna on January 24, 2012, 09:41:51 pm
"...a whole new world in one gulp seemed to drive home to all of us just how imperfectly we had adapted, ourselves."

The Callahan Chronicals.

Hm.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 24, 2012, 09:47:27 pm

I'd have sex with THAT OUTFIT

What, this one?
(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/31566/1088885-ragged_robin_large.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Kai on January 24, 2012, 09:51:56 pm
"Consists of a TDS Recon Data Collector with Bluetooth capability loaded witht TDS SOLO Field or Forest Mapping Software"

From a Forestry Supply catalog. Sounds adventurous.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Reeducation on January 24, 2012, 09:52:21 pm
"Right, Dominic. You're next."

Weathercock.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: EK WAFFLR on January 24, 2012, 10:06:40 pm
 2 This is the account of Jacob’s family line.

The bible. Genesis 37

WAT
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Adjective Noun on January 24, 2012, 10:18:17 pm
"We accepted their congratulations with good grace and proper modesty, but I felt then as I feel now, that I would have given my life to save Dresden for the World's generations to come."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Armageddon in Retrospect

But I wasn't even planning to go to Dresden  :eek:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 24, 2012, 10:38:43 pm
"Here is a castle, called the castle of Macbeth, the walls of which are yet standing."
 - Journey to the Western Isles of Scotland - Transcribed from the 1775 edition with the corrections noted in the 1785 errata by David Price

Funny thing is Macbeth is what I've always called my Johnston  :fap:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: PeregrineBF on January 24, 2012, 10:43:52 pm
2x_1 + x_2 = 6
-x_1 - x_2 = -2
3x_1 + 4x_2 = 4
3x_1 + 5x_2 = 2

Apparently, my sex life is linear algebra.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Sita on January 24, 2012, 10:48:06 pm
"Baloo shivered and sighed, but he did wake Mowgli."

From Disney's Jungle Book part of a compilation book of six Disney movie stories.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2012, 11:23:52 pm
"I mean, come on, Dad," Lisa said.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Golden Applesauce on January 24, 2012, 11:25:33 pm
Quote from: The Life and Adventures of Santa Clause (L. Frank Baum)
And while he slumbered and breathed in the perfume of the wondrous Valley the Spirit of Happiness crept into his heart and drove out all terror and care and misgivings.

I think this is setting up unrealistic expectations, and/or forever destroying my ability to read this children's book again.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2012, 11:28:22 pm
OH SHIT. No, as I put that book back I realized that I had chucked a book into the laundry basket somehow, so technically my sex life is:

"TIP: Don't be confused when looking for fuel-gas regulators."

Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Triple Zero on January 24, 2012, 11:38:22 pm
First one I saw and reached for was the molecular biology PHD thesis of a friend of mine and I thought "OH FUCK" but then I saw another book buried under some stuff which was closer and you DID say "nearest", so:

[Get up on high, one push of rocket exhaust, and] you could be halfway to anywhere!

(the first part was on the other page).

The PHD thesis would have gotten me:

... well, fuck me. Page 45 is a blank between-chapters page. Phew!
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 24, 2012, 11:44:09 pm
"Combine 1 cup chopped dates, one cup boiling water, cool to room temperature."

So I guess I'll be on the run from the law at some point this year.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Triple Zero on January 24, 2012, 11:50:36 pm
:lulz:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on January 24, 2012, 11:53:35 pm
'And then there wasn't even that any more.'

I thought I was being clever by picking Illuminatus!  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on January 25, 2012, 12:06:57 am
mine was "He'd also begun early work on a novel, drawing on memories of débutantes and country club dances in Louisville and how a Kentucky hillbilly fared in the big city" 

This in "Outlaw Journalist- The Life and Times of Hunter S Thompson."
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Salty on January 25, 2012, 12:37:03 am
"Massaging professionals will maintain respect for the interests, dignity, rights, and needs of all clients, staff, and colleagues."

Well that doesn't sound like fun at all.
 :x
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: N E T on January 25, 2012, 01:42:22 am
"Who gave you permission to do what is prohibited to others?" demanded a monk. - The Divine Madman

:eek:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Rumckle on January 25, 2012, 01:51:21 am
"However, Equation 1.30 was derived using the RC circuit in Figure 1.27, whereas we now have an LCR circuit."

So, I'm going to be having sex with robots??
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Richter on January 25, 2012, 02:29:22 am
"You shall fight like this in close combat (krieg):"
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Juana Go? on January 25, 2012, 03:12:02 am
"Pour oil and vinegar into the selfsame bowl,
you could not say they mix in friendship, but fight on."

Hmm, sounds like foe yay in my future.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: President Television on January 25, 2012, 05:23:14 am
From Neuromancer:

"Souvenir," Molly said. "I noticed you were always looking at 'em."
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 25, 2012, 07:50:16 am
He had a bruise under one eye--when he prodded it, experimentally, with one finger, he found it hurt deeply--and a swollen lower lip.

American Gods.

 :sad:

The swollen lip I can deal with, but I'm pretty sure I don't want a bruised nutsack.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Freeky on January 25, 2012, 08:05:25 am
"Cows didn't care if you said ain't or mixed your tenses, they didn't care who was the commander in Chief of the goddamn Army of the Potomac during the goddamn Civil War, and as for math, his own for chrissakes father couldn't add two fifths and one half if it meant the firing squad."

what :eek: 
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Cain on January 25, 2012, 08:07:18 am
You gonna have sex with a cow.  A high-ranking Union cow, to boot.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Freeky on January 25, 2012, 08:08:35 am
Oh gawd.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 25, 2012, 08:11:32 am
Union:

(http://hartkeisonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/pennsylvania-dairy-cows.jpg)


Confederate:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/81/Texas_Longhorn_cow.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 25, 2012, 08:14:14 am
Or maybe Cain meant this kinda Union:

(http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/484147/731152.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Freeky on January 25, 2012, 08:19:56 am
 :horrormirth: :1fap:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Disco Pickle on January 25, 2012, 12:57:52 pm
"Any externally applied heat source will result in an increase in its body temperature and a drop in resistance"

 :lulz:

From the text book Introductory Circuit Analysis
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: LMNO on January 25, 2012, 01:29:51 pm
This thread has taught me that science books are really dirty if you read them the right way.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: AFK on January 25, 2012, 01:32:49 pm
"Face Facts"
 
Working from home so my copy of the Book of SG was most handy. 
 
This happens to be the page featuring the picture of the family with a bunch of Third-eye kids so I'm not sure if that means anything. 
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Cramulus on January 25, 2012, 02:14:41 pm
'And then there wasn't even that any more.'

I thought I was being clever by picking Illuminatus!  :horrormirth:

I had strongly considered picking out an explicit line from Illuminatus, noting what page it was on, and having the OP point to that page number. Just because it's a safe bet that SOMEBODY on this forum has Illuminatus on their desk.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: navkat on January 25, 2012, 03:32:35 pm
I don't know if I'm supposed to post partial sentences continued from previous page or first whole sentence. Either is funny and fitting. Page 45 goes:
Quote
"...lack of emotion, but was able to recover his poise once he mounted his Yamaha and drove off."

And then:
Quote
"When systems of right and wrong are used, psychological guilt results."

So...yeah. My therapist loaned me a book.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Fractalbeard on January 25, 2012, 04:54:41 pm
EXAMPLE 10     Write an expression containing a single radical: (a^12)(b^5/6).
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Dalek on January 25, 2012, 04:55:30 pm
From Sidharta

"No, this world of thought was also still on this side, and nothing could be
achieved by killing the random self of the senses, if the random self of
thoughts and learned knowledge was fattened on the other hand."

Lol
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2012, 05:15:37 pm
Was working on my campaign.

"This hunched-over wretch has long, pliable arms like tentacles capped with 5 wide, spiny claws."

:fap2:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Dildo Argentino on January 25, 2012, 05:20:35 pm
"Rájött, akár hanyatt dőlhet vagy hason is fekhet, foroghat, mint a vízben."

which is in the hungarian translation of C. S. Lewis' The Silver Chair, and translates back (roughly) to

"She realised that she could lie on her back or on her front, turn around and around as if in water."

hrhm
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Slurrealist on January 25, 2012, 05:36:41 pm
Year after year the message was broadcast: There Isn't Enough.

Schroedinger's cat trilogy
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Phox on January 25, 2012, 06:21:53 pm
"Accordingly we must accept under the heading of Greek tragedy a number of plays with more or less happy endings, afew of which,  notably the Helen, are not conspicuously serious." The Greek Tragic Poets

I think this a good thing. :fap:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Xooxe on January 25, 2012, 07:07:36 pm
"This was no place for humans."

I don't like this game.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2012, 07:09:45 pm
"This was no place for humans."

I don't like this game.

What are you talking about?  I'LL TRADE YOU!
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2012, 07:12:11 pm
 :lol: This game is funny.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 25, 2012, 08:17:00 pm
Now im going to have to look on page 45 of progress in irish out of curiosity since that was a close second last night.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 25, 2012, 08:20:11 pm
"when greeting one person we say- 'dia duit.'"

this loosely means god be with you in english.

..... How to say hello is on page 45?
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Eve on January 25, 2012, 08:26:17 pm
"One person was killed, dozens were injured, and parts of the park were torn to shreds."

Bring it, 2012.


(From a book called Yankees Suck!, which I gave to my Yanks-loving roommate for Christmas.)
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: LMNO on January 25, 2012, 08:29:10 pm
"One person was killed, dozens were injured, and parts of the park were torn to shreds."

Bring it, 2012.


(From a book called Yankees Suck!, which I gave to my Yanks-loving roommate for Christmas.)


EVE!    :wave:   :sexybeast:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 25, 2012, 08:40:36 pm
"when greeting one person we say- 'dia duit.'"

this loosely means god be with you in english.

..... How to say hello is on page 45?

Presumably the first 45 pages are how to order drink?
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 25, 2012, 08:48:10 pm
:lol: that and how to say bad things about scots.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Eve on January 25, 2012, 08:56:41 pm
"One person was killed, dozens were injured, and parts of the park were torn to shreds."

Bring it, 2012.


(From a book called Yankees Suck!, which I gave to my Yanks-loving roommate for Christmas.)


EVE!    :wave:   :sexybeast:

Hi LMNO!
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: kingyak on January 25, 2012, 08:58:18 pm
I'm at work and the only book on my desk other than a phone book is a book on VB:

"Exception handling is the concept of dealing with 'exceptional happenings' when you are running the code."
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Don Coyote on January 25, 2012, 10:24:44 pm
"Da sind sy zemen kumen In die arbait vnd sucht yetlicher die blosz uff sein vortail."

Um....
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 25, 2012, 10:42:51 pm
"Both methods are largely subject to a number of forms of correction, either in the control of the illumination on one hand or in current stabilization on the other."

Optical Mineralogy, Kerr



:eek: Um.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Triple Zero on January 27, 2012, 01:45:42 am
I hope this thread gets to 45 pages and we can all get really metasexual.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Telarus on January 27, 2012, 04:12:48 am
A young woman from South Carolina
Placed fiddle strings 'cross her vagina.
     With the proper-sized cocks
     What was sex became Bach's
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.


Isaac Asimov, Lecherous Limericks
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 27, 2012, 08:39:34 am
"Though stripped naked, he had requested shoes to ward off cold feet." *

 :lulz:





*From the Official CIA Manual of Trickery and Deception which was sitting on the table in front of me.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: leln on January 28, 2012, 02:09:22 am
"I don't need to belabor the point."

Umm, so I guess I don't need to worry about any unplanned pregnancies happening in 2012?
As if grad school and a full-time job don't already see to that.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: PeregrineBF on January 28, 2012, 06:51:26 am
Picking other random books:

It is never wrong to take a look at either the debian-security-announce mailing list, where advisories and fixes to released packages are announced by the Debian security team, or at debian-security@lists.debian.org, where you can participate in discussions about things related to Debian security.

:horrormirth:

I don't know that I want advisories and fixes related to my package announced by the Debian security team...
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: CorbeauEtRenard on January 28, 2012, 07:09:29 am
"Miss Chesterfield," he said, "I have reason to believe you were until recently a certified medical technician."
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Placid Dingo on January 28, 2012, 12:40:54 pm
After secondary school he worked as a ticket collector in the tunnelbana, saved some money, and travelled abroad.

Cryptic. Girl with the dragon tattoo.

Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on January 28, 2012, 06:46:01 pm
Closest book to me is the phone book  :evil:

Best not...priors and all that.

Second closest book:
"We are all living organisms."

Looks like I'll be upping my standards in 2012.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: EK WAFFLR on January 28, 2012, 06:49:51 pm
since I am one of those plyamorous types (how I hate that word being a mix of latin and greek), I'll do this one more time (for now):

In Fact, for a very long time, Germany was thought to be a peculiarly hospitable and secure place for Jews

Becoming Evil. How Ordinary People COmmit Genocide and Mass Killing, by James Waller
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 29, 2012, 02:20:12 am
Today I have several books equidistant from me on my desk.

"Finch fell to the ground."
"A winner-take-all system means that minorities may not be represented."
"So if sumo wrestlers, schoolteachers, and day-care parents all cheat, are we to assume that mankind is innately and universally corrupt?"
"Although the moral argument for a limited state has appeal to libertarians, this by itself would not be persuasive to many, perhaps most, people."

and my favorite,

"Similarly, many anecdotal reports of the extraordinary contain much more than a simple, objective description of the experience."

It's gonna be a good year.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Cuddlefish on January 31, 2012, 04:29:34 pm
"During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise."

Well, then...
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Luna on January 31, 2012, 04:31:01 pm
"During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise."

Well, then...
:lulz:
Title: Describe your sex life using a movie title
Post by: Cramulus on February 06, 2012, 07:12:18 pm
Describe your sex life using a movie title

mine:
Boys Don't Cry
Deep Impact
The Jerk

let's go with
BLAZING SADDLES
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Cain on February 06, 2012, 07:16:16 pm
Two-headed shark attack. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2043757/)
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: LMNO on February 06, 2012, 07:19:42 pm
SNATCH (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snatch_(film))
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: AFK on February 06, 2012, 07:20:51 pm
Death to Smoochy
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Freeky on February 06, 2012, 07:21:42 pm
Iron Man.


Looks like I'd rather have The Thing that Dok built (including the mayonaise :vom: )than cows.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 06, 2012, 07:26:46 pm
The Secretary.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Luna on February 06, 2012, 07:32:58 pm
Well, I could go with "Gone With The Wind," but, for 2012, let's hope for a "League of Extrordinary Gentlemen," shall we?
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: LMNO on February 06, 2012, 07:41:01 pm
Wait.  I'm changing mine to "127 Hours".
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Cuddlefish on February 06, 2012, 08:48:55 pm
let's hope for a "League of Extrordinary Gentlemen," shall we?

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 06, 2012, 10:48:11 pm
Me, Myself, an Irene
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 06, 2012, 11:36:31 pm
There Will Be Blood
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: AFK on February 07, 2012, 12:21:09 am
The Smurfs
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Phox on February 07, 2012, 12:24:36 am
It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Rumckle on February 07, 2012, 01:06:33 am
Fuck (too obvious)
The Aristocrats

From Dusk Till Dawn
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Demolition_Squid on February 07, 2012, 09:00:12 am
Hobo with a Shotgun

The Void.  :oops:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: AFK on February 07, 2012, 12:52:42 pm
"Child's Play" - Rev. Loveshade

Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 07, 2012, 01:09:40 pm
12 Angry Men
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: LMNO on February 07, 2012, 01:13:25 pm
Free Willy.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Triple Zero on February 07, 2012, 01:39:55 pm
12 Angry Men

12 Monkeys
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on February 07, 2012, 07:37:39 pm
What Dreams May Come

Being John Malkovich...
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 07, 2012, 08:18:35 pm
Midnight Meat Train
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Cramulus on February 07, 2012, 08:19:02 pm
Uncle Buck
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: LMNO on February 07, 2012, 08:21:10 pm
Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 07, 2012, 10:41:34 pm
12 Monkeys
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Triple Zero on February 07, 2012, 11:38:46 pm
12 Monkeys

12 Angry Men
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: El Sjaako on February 08, 2012, 12:05:22 am
Dr. Strangelove
Naked lunch
The Third Man
Toy Story

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 08, 2012, 12:31:01 am
Have to go with a book here for a second:
The Gay Science
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 10, 2012, 03:48:00 pm
True Grit
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: The Rev on February 10, 2012, 03:49:11 pm
No Country for Old Men.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 10, 2012, 05:47:31 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Cramulus on February 10, 2012, 05:48:31 pm
No Country for Old Men.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: navkat on February 10, 2012, 05:49:56 pm
navkat finds DEC14ths hott stripper girlfriend and scissors with her.

O wai...that's not in a book.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2012, 05:51:47 pm
No Country for Old Men.

FATALITY.

CHARLEY WINS.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: The Rev on February 10, 2012, 05:54:14 pm
No Country for Old Men.

FATALITY.

CHARLEY WINS.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 10, 2012, 07:12:26 pm
I know i'm late but i can't let this one go unposted:

From the book 'The Vertical Farm. Feeding the world in the 21st century' by Dr Dickson Despommier:
"The result was near mass extinction.":eek:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Luna on February 10, 2012, 08:26:56 pm
True Grit

Ouch.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: AFK on February 10, 2012, 08:29:15 pm
TITANIC!
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: The Rev on February 10, 2012, 08:30:33 pm
TITANIC!

That could be very, very good from one gender, and very, very bad from another!  :oops:
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: AFK on February 10, 2012, 08:34:30 pm
That's what she says!

Sadly, my wife isn't as keen as I'd like to recreating the naked-on-the-couch painting scene. 
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 08:58:35 pm
No Country for Old Men.

BAM. WIN.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Cramulus on February 10, 2012, 09:03:49 pm
That's what she says!

Sadly, my wife isn't as keen as I'd like to recreating the naked-on-the-couch painting scene. 

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/26/51843ec8-1b25-4392-b2a2-479a934f5e2d.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: AFK on February 10, 2012, 11:22:37 pm
I would look FABULOUS painted as Spider Man. 
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Luna on February 11, 2012, 12:32:13 am
As long as I'm dreaming, can I go with "Deep Impact" and "Neverending Story?"
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: The Rev on February 11, 2012, 12:35:25 am
As long as I'm dreaming, can I go with "Deep Impact" and "Neverending Story?"

(sigh)

I have already told you I am no longer functional in this area, dammit.
Title: Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
Post by: Luna on February 11, 2012, 12:39:35 am
As long as I'm dreaming, can I go with "Deep Impact" and "Neverending Story?"

(sigh)

I have already told you I am no longer functional in this area, dammit.

Sadly, I am (presumably) still fully functional...  Just not actively shopping 'til (at least) the bloody divorce is over with...  Or at least the court date.