Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: valentine on August 07, 2012, 03:06:40 pm

Title: New to it all
Post by: valentine on August 07, 2012, 03:06:40 pm
Hello,
My name is Val and I'm kinda new to Discordianism in general. While I've known about the basics of the religion I've never actually practiced it. So I'd like to hear from some "enlightened" individuals what Discordianism is and how I may get further involved.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 07, 2012, 03:09:48 pm
Hello,
My name is Val and I'm kinda new to Discordianism in general. While I've known about the basics of the religion I've never actually practiced it. So I'd like to hear from some "enlightened" individuals what Discordianism is and how I may get further involved.

We don't have any enlightened people here.  We DID, but they all fucked off to hang out with the Buddhists.  You can get involved by contacting your local HIMEOBS recruiting office.

And there's no such thing as Discordianism.  We just made that up as a way to attract people to our pyramid scheme.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 07, 2012, 03:11:11 pm
Oh, wait.  It's the former user "KILLJOY", aka CAPTAIN CAPS.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=7425

Welcome back, troll.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Faust on August 07, 2012, 03:16:14 pm
Under Azathots reign, we have had better returns in all four quarters of the fiscal year.
His policies have led to better savings throughout the year AND more deducatables so your net is far closer to the gross.

All in all it's a good time to be a discordian.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Cain on August 07, 2012, 04:51:02 pm
Oh, wait.  It's the former user "KILLJOY", aka CAPTAIN CAPS.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=7425

Welcome back, troll.

No caps this time.  Might have improved in their absence.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 07, 2012, 04:52:33 pm
Oh, wait.  It's the former user "KILLJOY", aka CAPTAIN CAPS.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=7425

Welcome back, troll.

No caps this time.  Might have improved in their absence.

Or he's just trying a new schtick.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: AFK on August 08, 2012, 03:28:35 am
Hello,
My name is Val and I'm kinda new to Discordianism in general. While I've known about the basics of the religion I've never actually practiced it. So I'd like to hear from some "enlightened" individuals what Discordianism is and how I may get further involved.

Meh, there's no need to practice.  Do or do not, yoda, yoda, yoda....

Discordianism is listening to Life and The World telling you the sum parts of your life, existence, and actions should look a certain way and responding:

Meh, thank, I'm all set.  And just doing it the fuck YOUR way. 

But, Discordianism is also about recognizing that YOUR way may have unknowingly been corrupted by THEIR expectations, paradigms, and game rules.  So you also need to be good mechanic.  You need to get under the hood, scrape out and hose off the gunk. 

But don't get too carried away either.  Sometimes you just gotta go with it and listen to your gut. 
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 08, 2012, 05:26:15 am
Discordianism is about having fun until they come to shut off the power, then having just as much fun in the dark.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 08, 2012, 06:41:19 am
(http://i.imgur.com/k5yps.jpg)
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: valentine on August 08, 2012, 09:13:28 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/k5yps.jpg)

Love the picture bro
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: valentine on August 08, 2012, 09:17:50 pm
Hello,
My name is Val and I'm kinda new to Discordianism in general. While I've known about the basics of the religion I've never actually practiced it. So I'd like to hear from some "enlightened" individuals what Discordianism is and how I may get further involved.

Meh, there's no need to practice.  Do or do not, yoda, yoda, yoda....

Discordianism is listening to Life and The World telling you the sum parts of your life, existence, and actions should look a certain way and responding:

Meh, thank, I'm all set.  And just doing it the fuck YOUR way. 

But, Discordianism is also about recognizing that YOUR way may have unknowingly been corrupted by THEIR expectations, paradigms, and game rules.  So you also need to be good mechanic.  You need to get under the hood, scrape out and hose off the gunk. 

But don't get too carried away either.  Sometimes you just gotta go with it and listen to your gut.

So I guess it's philosophical yet open for interpretation, I like that. Thanks for the input always appreciated :)
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 08, 2012, 09:35:33 pm
Watched the discord ep with q and havnt looked back, wip makes fun of me for watchin til I bought her a pony and then she confessed her sister used to tease her for liking it. I'm just like, hey same person who did powerful girls, what's not to like.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: valentine on August 08, 2012, 10:29:21 pm
Have you watched the friendship is witchcraft parodies on YouTube?
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 08, 2012, 10:40:54 pm
No just most of the mashups...


So its a redub? Very slow script, did derpy write it?
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: valentine on August 08, 2012, 10:52:07 pm
No just most of the mashups...
If you get the chance you may want to look it up. Pretty much what they did was put voice overs for the original epasodes. Its actually decently funny and has amazing quality, if i didn't know any better id think that was the real thing. If you want I could probably find a link.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 08, 2012, 11:10:13 pm
Fucking pagans ruin everything...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20jsywkLaY
Dubstep > whatever that was
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 08, 2012, 11:19:34 pm
I mean ffs given this board id probally have recommended doctor hooves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeeELvWI8tM

Who recommends a shitty parady... no who produces such shit and thinks its a good idea to make more
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: valentine on August 08, 2012, 11:34:22 pm
I mean ffs given this board id probally have recommended doctor hooves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeeELvWI8tM

Who recommends a shitty parady... no who produces such shit and thinks its a good idea to make more

You may like this some college students made a video inspired by discord. My jypsy friend recommended it to me.
http://m.youtube.com/results?q=discord (http://m.youtube.com/results?q=discord)
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: valentine on August 08, 2012, 11:36:21 pm
I mean ffs given this board id probally have recommended doctor hooves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeeELvWI8tM

Who recommends a shitty parady... no who produces such shit and thinks its a good idea to make more

You may like this some college students made a video inspired by discord. My jypsy friend recommended it to me.
http://m.youtube.com/results?q=discord (http://m.youtube.com/results?q=discord)

I think I have that right not a real expert on YouTube links with all of the rearrangements on the site
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: valentine on August 08, 2012, 11:39:39 pm
YouTube.com/watch?v=9QZMjFC_RgY (http://YouTube.com/watch?v=9QZMjFC_RgY) okay try this one the other just pulls up the search results
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 09, 2012, 12:29:31 am
Better, little too much linkin park but the directing was good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZqx1H-Y2Us
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: valentine on August 09, 2012, 12:57:12 am
Better, little too much linkin park but the directing was good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZqx1H-Y2Us
Ya not my taste in music for the discord one but I like the video a lot. This one is like watching mlp on acid XD I can appreciate how mind warping it is, its like a brain wash video
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: valentine on August 09, 2012, 01:17:46 am
Better, little too much linkin park but the directing was good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZqx1H-Y2Us
This is the first witchcraft parody, there are several this guy made.
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIfHKfyRO5Y
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 09, 2012, 01:37:49 am
You should probably bail NOW.

Discordia is a sinking ship.  It's filled with motherfuckers who knew the ship was going to sink and got on anyway.  Then they got the captain drunk and left a "surprise" in the lifeboats.  And it's not even because they found it fun or funny it's because they were compelled to do so.  They're terrible people, filled with malevolence and covered in boils.

Bail.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 09, 2012, 03:05:16 am
What is HAPPENING in here?  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 09, 2012, 03:31:57 am
What is HAPPENING in here?  :horrormirth:

BAIL
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: AFK on August 09, 2012, 05:04:14 am
Hello,
My name is Val and I'm kinda new to Discordianism in general. While I've known about the basics of the religion I've never actually practiced it. So I'd like to hear from some "enlightened" individuals what Discordianism is and how I may get further involved.

Meh, there's no need to practice.  Do or do not, yoda, yoda, yoda....

Discordianism is listening to Life and The World telling you the sum parts of your life, existence, and actions should look a certain way and responding:

Meh, thank, I'm all set.  And just doing it the fuck YOUR way. 

But, Discordianism is also about recognizing that YOUR way may have unknowingly been corrupted by THEIR expectations, paradigms, and game rules.  So you also need to be good mechanic.  You need to get under the hood, scrape out and hose off the gunk. 

But don't get too carried away either.  Sometimes you just gotta go with it and listen to your gut.

So I guess it's philosophical yet open for interpretation, I like that. Thanks for the input always appreciated :)

The bill for my services will arrive soon.  Remember to tip the duck. 
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 09, 2012, 05:43:45 am
Fucking pagans ruin everything...
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 09, 2012, 05:56:28 am
What is HAPPENING in here?  :horrormirth:

BAIL

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7235/7242600446_06460d8a82_z.jpg)
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on August 09, 2012, 07:05:06 am
Something about "jypsy" and "epasodes" and some show called "powerful girls". *shrugs*
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Freeky on August 09, 2012, 07:20:31 am
Something about "jypsy" and "epasodes" and some show called "powerful girls". *shrugs*

He was talking about powerpuff girls, I think.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on August 09, 2012, 07:35:39 am
Something about "jypsy" and "epasodes" and some show called "powerful girls". *shrugs*

He was talking about powerpuff girls, I think.

Yeah. Mofo Yoyo.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 09, 2012, 07:40:41 am
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/LaurenFaust.jpg/220px-LaurenFaust.jpg)

Head Animatior for season one of my little pony: fim
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 09, 2012, 07:43:26 am
She has been a story artist since Season 3 of The Powerpuff Girls and was head writer on Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Faust
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Freeky on August 09, 2012, 07:49:47 am
She has been a story artist since Season 3 of The Powerpuff Girls and was head writer on Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Faust

Yeah, she's pretty awesome.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Faust on August 09, 2012, 08:34:08 am
Brony is code word for pedophile.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Cain on August 09, 2012, 10:23:11 am
I though it was the other way around.  You know, with people rather thinking they were pedophiles than fans of MLP
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: LuciferX on August 09, 2012, 10:29:47 am
Hello,
My name is Val and I'm kinda new to Discordianism in general. While I've known about the basics of the religion I've never actually practiced it. So I'd like to hear from some "enlightened" individuals what Discordianism is and how I may get further involved.
Sorry, Vlad already took Val back and forth a few times already, no?
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Faust on August 09, 2012, 11:18:58 am
I though it was the other way around.  You know, with people rather thinking they were pedophiles than fans of MLP
I might have phrased it badly.
If someone tells you they are a brony they are announcing that they are a pedophile.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 09, 2012, 07:12:53 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obdLhRTfDFo
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 09, 2012, 07:14:32 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuOKFRF3Tj0

Even Q says its not just a show for little girls
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 09, 2012, 08:13:25 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olLDrvc1qt4
Know your meme...
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 09, 2012, 08:14:27 pm
I though it was the other way around.  You know, with people rather thinking they were pedophiles than fans of MLP
I might have phrased it badly.
If someone tells you they are a brony they are announcing that they are a pedophile.

I think your both thinkin of lazytown
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: valentine on August 09, 2012, 09:46:36 pm
I though it was the other way around.  You know, with people rather thinking they were pedophiles than fans of MLP
I might have phrased it badly.
If someone tells you they are a brony they are announcing that they are a pedophile.

I think your both thinkin of lazytown
You are a pirate!
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Faust on August 09, 2012, 10:00:07 pm
I though it was the other way around.  You know, with people rather thinking they were pedophiles than fans of MLP
I might have phrased it badly.
If someone tells you they are a brony they are announcing that they are a pedophile.

I think your both thinkin of lazytown
I haven't seen anyone talk about lazy town I years a couple of months back I saw the thing about the three Brony's off reddit Jo abducted and molested that child.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 10, 2012, 08:09:48 pm
Yeah cause there's no rapists/molesters among other social groups, like priest or coaches. Given the popularity bump came from 4chan, see know your meme, its something parents should be on guard about like any anime subculture.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2012, 08:12:55 pm
Who cares.  Bronies are 169% basement-dwelling sockfuckers. 
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 10, 2012, 08:15:05 pm
What's the difference between nemesis and ignore? Just noticed that board feature recently  :roll:
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2012, 08:16:48 pm
What's the difference between nemesis and ignore? Just noticed that board feature recently  :roll:

Nemesis = buddy list.

Ignore means you can't see the other person's posts.  It doesn't work for or against moderators and admins, though.  More's the pity.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2012, 08:18:11 pm
That being said, Bronies are fucking ridiculous.  I mean, they're goofy as a waltzing mouse, without the entertainment value.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Cain on August 10, 2012, 08:20:07 pm
There are over 1000 bronies in the US military.  FACT.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2012, 08:49:50 pm
There are over 1000 bronies in the US military.  FACT.

Card-carrying bronies, or just symps?
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 10, 2012, 09:28:50 pm
I remember when that word meant this:


(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4awAyGWZLgo/T0i012v_IFI/AAAAAAAABDg/sZC3FbSAaqE/s1600/brawny-old.jpg)

That was a much less squidgy time...
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Faust on August 10, 2012, 10:17:07 pm
Yeah cause there's no rapists/molesters among other social groups, like priest or coaches. Given the popularity bump came from 4chan, see know your meme, its something parents should be on guard about like any anime subculture.

Nerd trap sprung.

Congratulations on being part of a subgroup that exclusively comprises of pedophiles or manchildren.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 11, 2012, 12:29:20 am
I see it no different then liking grim adventures of billy and mandy or chowder. More so since there's a villian name discord on the show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a57j9-zqtnY


Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 11, 2012, 12:40:06 am
YUO LEAVE BILLY AND MANDY OUT OF THIS DISCUSSION!!!

I mean, after all, Mandy is just TGRR in an 8 year old cartoon girls body.

 :hit:
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 11, 2012, 03:48:56 am
Brony is code word for pedophile.

I guess my son is a pedophile. :(
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Faust on August 11, 2012, 06:18:52 am
Brony is code word for pedophile.

I guess my son is a pedophile. :(
Definitely. Your daughter too possibly
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 11, 2012, 12:40:57 pm
I've always found it safer to just think of everyone as a pedophile, and the only way they can prove otherwise is by letting me fuck them.

'Cept kids of course.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 11, 2012, 11:02:27 pm
Is thread is starting to remind me of that workaholics episode
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 11, 2012, 11:06:57 pm
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-47620.html

Even the lizard hunters know about lazy town
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Faust on August 11, 2012, 11:08:54 pm
Chris Hanson presents My little poony.
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: the last yatto on August 13, 2012, 06:24:05 am
(http://i.imgur.com/D4NCQ.jpg?1)
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2012, 01:44:19 pm
YUO LEAVE BILLY AND MANDY OUT OF THIS DISCUSSION!!!

I mean, after all, Mandy is just TGRR in an 8 year old cartoon girls body.

 :hit:

 :lulz:

I'm gonna send a bunch of Nigels to kick your ass.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: New to it all
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 15, 2012, 07:13:29 am
 :lulz: