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Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: GavrielDiscordiaEPIS:327 on February 02, 2013, 10:10:06 am

Title: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: GavrielDiscordiaEPIS:327 on February 02, 2013, 10:10:06 am
"Give these bitter bitches something uplifting to criticize"
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2013, 04:08:13 pm
Gonna warn you one last time.

If you're just here to sell shit, you're gone.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 02, 2013, 04:50:43 pm
QUIT SPAMMING, GAVRIEL.

It's not endearing you to anyone and it's not going to sell any of your crap.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 02, 2013, 04:51:21 pm
Also, SIGILS LOL.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on February 02, 2013, 04:57:24 pm
HE'Z A-CHARGIN FOR HIZ SIGILZ
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 02, 2013, 05:06:41 pm
So Gavvy, you going to produce some actual content here or try to hawk merch?
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Salty on February 02, 2013, 06:49:58 pm
HEY FUCKASS: we are not your posse. We are barely our own. Nobody wants your garbage here. Fuck off.

I should amend that. Maybe some do. I don't. And I will take your threads as a the Customer Service Center they are and make, um, complaints any chance I get.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 03, 2013, 05:02:44 am
Now back to being a badass and having hot sex with my fine-ass smart and creative wife

I heard once that if you have to do your own advertising, the product can't be that great.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Salty on February 03, 2013, 05:06:42 am
Now back to being a badass and having hot sex with my fine-ass smart and creative wife

I heard once that if you have to do your own advertising, the product can't be that great.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Salty on February 03, 2013, 06:01:17 am
Out of the hundred jerk offs selling things on CafePress...
...only one of them continuously shows up to pitch sales.

I'm very happy for you and your wife.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 03, 2013, 06:02:26 am
Out of the hundred jerk offs selling things on CafePress you cats have nothing better to do that diss a single set of well made buttons from me?

Just what is the point of harassing me at every opportunity? It doesnt make for an inviting community of free- thinkers when some of the very people running this Forum spew baseless assertions and their own brand of Discordian Dogmatic bullshit.

Its like going to a bar and the bouncer tries to start a fight with you on the way in.

Every one of us is a Pope and anything any one of us does of commits to is just as valid as anyone elses efforts.

These buttons are my effort, and some butthurt alpha-troll farts in the wind are all you fools have got to offer the world?

GFYS, you cant take the shine off my caddy and you cant stop this awesome sauce!

 :evil:

Now back to being a badass and having hot sex with my fine-ass smart and creative wife

I don't see a hundred Cafe press jerkoffs spamming this forum and refusing to participate other than posting ads.

Just you.

And now you're bragging about having sex... Um, OK. Good for you, you're a sexually reproducing organism. Clapclapclapclap.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Salty on February 03, 2013, 06:09:55 am
Yeah, if you want to contribute to this place in a way that may garner more friendly reception (psst, we totally give each other money and shit for art, graphic design, etc) than share with us something about Discordia that truly matters to you.

Like the weather, the state of your reproductive organs, the minutiae of your life.

OR maybe actually read the PAGES AND PAGES of great shit that is 100% free to your ungrateful ass.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Salty on February 03, 2013, 06:11:13 am
FWIW, I like the design you made. A lot.

But I don't like your bullshit.

ETA: OK, not a lot. They're OK.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Salty on February 03, 2013, 06:26:43 am
Quote
Its like going to a bar and the bouncer tries to start a fight with you on the way in.

I like this. That's what its like. Except everyone is a bouncer, and people keep coming back for more.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Salty on February 03, 2013, 05:59:43 pm
All right, I tried.

Go set your dick on fire you pathetic little twerp.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cain on February 03, 2013, 06:06:10 pm
Gavriel currently cannot answer your post, being temp-banned pending a full admin vote for link spamming.

I do find his conceit that somehow posting links to "Discordian crafts" on a Discordian site was, somehow, raising awareness of Eris, to be fairly amusing though, and I'm almost tempted to revise my vote in order to hear him explain how my asking about it makes me an elitist cool kid who does nothing but sit at his keyboard and snark all day, or something.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Salty on February 03, 2013, 06:14:52 pm
He clearly won't stop selling, he thinks its his Devine Right or something.

I'd like to hear more about his I wouldn't say these things to his face, and what he'd do if I did. Clearly this little pigfucker doesn't know me very well.

ETA: This came out wrong. What I mean to say is I often say things I regret faster than my brain can stop them.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Pæs on February 03, 2013, 09:03:30 pm
Just what is the point of harassing me at every opportunity?
:butthurt:

Now back to being a badass and having hot sex with my fine-ass smart and creative wife
And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.
:internettoughguy:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Pæs on February 03, 2013, 09:05:02 pm
I am so sick of all this strife interrupting my Discordianism.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cain on February 03, 2013, 09:22:38 pm
Paes is clearly jealous that Gavriel is far more of a manly man than he can ever hope to be.

In fact, Paes once tried to emulate gavriel, but ended up having steamy sex with a hot and creative bouncer, then punching his wife's teeth out and putting her head through a car window.  Sad, very sad.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Pæs on February 03, 2013, 09:41:38 pm
I charged my sigils wrong  :cry:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 03, 2013, 10:24:22 pm
I think its funny that he had to point out that his wife is hot and that he has sex with her. Totally irrelevant information. I also think its funny that he has to pull out his dick in reaction to criticism about spamming and talk about how he kicked some dudes ass. I have no idea what was said to make him doubt his masculinity that he went into manly mode but apparently hes really insecure about it. Quite sad really. Hilariously sad. Also he makes no mention of what caused this bouncer to get belligerent with him or what happened after this epic beatdown as far as any banning or legal action but im sure it was just because the guy was a dick and had nothing to do with any inappropriate or embarrassing behavior on gavs part.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on February 04, 2013, 02:09:34 am
Wtf is this shit, discomachismordianism?
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2013, 02:39:34 am
I know you are not implying that I have anything up on Cafe Press...

I have way to much integrity and take way too much pride in my work to take bullshit like that from anyone.

I make everything i sell via Discordia Merchandising. Only hacks use Cafe Press.

And frankly im sick of being chided for developing a really cool store space online that will only serve to draw more to ERIS who might never have heard of Discordia otherwise.

Its like crabs in a fucking barrel when anyone does something cool around here? I should hope there is something more going on here than one big Troll-Fueled Circle-Jerk...

And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

You're being "chided" for using this board as a free ad space, and nothing else.

I defended your stupid ass the first time you did it, but it turns out you're an asshole and I was wrong. People here don't like you because you act like a pompous dick.

Take your janky e-merch and fuck off.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2013, 02:44:22 am
Also, WTF with being all elitist about cafepress being for amateurs, when you don't even have your own domain. :lulz: A rented booth is a rented booth, kiddo. You can start getting condescending about "amateurs" when you can afford your own storefront.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Salty on February 04, 2013, 03:05:29 am
Ministry through merchandising.

After all, there's no way anyone could find out about Eris for FREE.

I think maybe you're in the wrong religion, Gav. I can understand you might be feeling down after all this has gone down. If you're lacking for inspiration just go to a Christian bookstore, they've been doing what you're attempting for a long, long time and they are damned good at it.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2013, 03:47:20 am
FWIW, I like the design you made. A lot.

But I don't like your bullshit.

ETA: OK, not a lot. They're OK.

It's not his design. It's other people's designs, monetized.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Salty on February 04, 2013, 05:04:29 am
FWIW, I like the design you made. A lot.

But I don't like your bullshit.

ETA: OK, not a lot. They're OK.

It's not his design. It's other people's designs, monetized.

You are correct.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2013, 03:15:52 pm
Paes is clearly jealous that Gavriel is far more of a manly man than he can ever hope to be.

In fact, Paes once tried to emulate gavriel, but ended up having steamy sex with a hot and creative bouncer, then punching his wife's teeth out and putting her head through a car window.  Sad, very sad.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2013, 03:16:54 pm
And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

Newsfeed/testamonial?
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cain on February 04, 2013, 03:21:07 pm
Absolutely.  We need to take this to the WALL.

His Facebook wall, if need be.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 04, 2013, 04:22:42 pm
And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

Newsfeed/testamonial?

Best ITG post in motherfucken foreva! :lulz: Somebody PI this wank right fuckin nao. Please god make it 6 stones of bottle bottom glasses and overbite - I dream the gif to end all gifs  :fap:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2013, 04:24:20 pm
And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

Newsfeed/testamonial?

Best ITG post in motherfucken foreva! :lulz: Somebody PI this wank right fuckin nao. Please god make it 6 stones of bottle bottom glasses and overbite - I dream the gif to end all gifs  :fap:

Naw.  I only IP people if I think there's a credible threat.

It's funnier this way.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on February 04, 2013, 06:26:00 pm
Absolutely.  We need to take this to the WALL.

His Facebook wall, if need be.

This could be fun.  :lol:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 04, 2013, 09:21:18 pm
SNIP
Also he makes no mention of what caused this bouncer to get belligerent with him or what happened after this epic beatdown as far as any banning or legal action but im sure it was just because the guy was a dick and had nothing to do with any inappropriate or embarrassing behavior on gavs part.

Correct. the bouncer was a dick and was totally greyfaced about Gav insisting on his right to enter the bar with his sidewalk merchant booth of discordian buttons.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2013, 09:42:04 pm
SNIP
Also he makes no mention of what caused this bouncer to get belligerent with him or what happened after this epic beatdown as far as any banning or legal action but im sure it was just because the guy was a dick and had nothing to do with any inappropriate or embarrassing behavior on gavs part.

Correct. the bouncer was a dick and was totally greyfaced about Gav insisting on his right to enter the bar with his sidewalk merchant booth of discordian buttons.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 04, 2013, 09:54:22 pm
:lulz:

Its a fair point though. Near as i can tell the reason someone would have problems with a bouncer is because youre improperly dressed for the venue youve been banned from the place you started getting belligerent with a patron you were harassing a female patron or you were wicked fucking drunk and refused to leave or had a problem with being cut off. Considering ive been wfd at a club and never had any problems or was asked to leave then maybe its because of being a wfd asshole. Either way chances are good youre at fault.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 05, 2013, 03:46:58 am
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 05, 2013, 04:13:14 am
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Salty on February 05, 2013, 04:21:07 am
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 05, 2013, 04:48:11 am
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 05, 2013, 11:28:53 am
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?

He's not a salesman, he's a spammer, there's a difference. Salesmen have to at least make an effort.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 05, 2013, 03:04:34 pm
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?

He's not a salesman, he's a spammer, there's a difference. Salesmen have to at least make an effort.

he actually seems to be rather confused on that point.
a spammer wouldn't respond at all.  cast a wide net and keep moving.
this guy's special.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 05, 2013, 03:07:56 pm
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?

He's not a salesman, he's a spammer, there's a difference. Salesmen have to at least make an effort.

Yeah, the lack of effort was apparent. Suu and I tried to point out to him that if you make us interested in who you are we'll be more interested in buying your stuff.

Then he said something about not taking advice from writers and musicians. It's not coming from there though, is it? It's coming from people who live in a society barraged by advertisements at every turn. You shut it off after awhile. You get annoyed at blatant attempts to sell shit from people you don't know. It will take effort to cut through all of that interference. When you watch TV, you take a piss and get more beer when the ads come on. Maybe I DID miss a cool product. Not my fault. Maybe you ARE pitching a cool product, but if your commercial is annoying, or makes no sense, I'm going to zone out before I see your brand logo.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on February 05, 2013, 03:19:13 pm
I have more crap than I have room for anyway. I have crap in storage. I don't need more crap.

He lost me back at "One-Eyed Doll is RILLY DISCORDIAN because ZOMFG RANDOM WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE IN THAT LINE OF WORK WHO TRAVEL AND STUFF.

Of course, it's not like he'd take ADVICE from them. Not like he would a REAL person, like Zuck or somebody.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 05, 2013, 03:41:24 pm
I have more crap than I have room for anyway. I have crap in storage. I don't need more crap.

He lost me back at "One-Eyed Doll is RILLY DISCORDIAN because ZOMFG RANDOM WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE IN THAT LINE OF WORK WHO TRAVEL AND STUFF.

Of course, it's not like he'd take ADVICE from them. Not like he would a REAL person, like Zuck or somebody.


 :lulz:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 05, 2013, 05:53:30 pm
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?

He's not a salesman, he's a spammer, there's a difference. Salesmen have to at least make an effort.

he actually seems to be rather confused on that point.
a spammer wouldn't respond at all.  cast a wide net and keep moving.
this guy's special.

Holy fuck, you're right! Ladies and Gentlemen, we have us a bona fide unicorn - the annoyance of spam, Dressed in a cheap, ill-fitting, off the peg suit and a tendency to repeat your first name every sentence.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Salty on February 05, 2013, 06:09:43 pm
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?

He's not a salesman, he's a spammer, there's a difference. Salesmen have to at least make an effort.

he actually seems to be rather confused on that point.
a spammer wouldn't respond at all.  cast a wide net and keep moving.
this guy's special.

Holy fuck, you're right! Ladies and Gentlemen, we have us a bona fide unicorn - the annoyance of spam, Dressed in a cheap, ill-fitting, off the peg suit and a tendency to repeat your first name every sentence.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2013, 07:04:07 pm
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?

He's not a salesman, he's a spammer, there's a difference. Salesmen have to at least make an effort.

he actually seems to be rather confused on that point.
a spammer wouldn't respond at all.  cast a wide net and keep moving.
this guy's special.

He's been booted off all the FB pages except for TDS and Cram's group.  Because ALL he ever does is pester people to buy the schlock he's swiped off of other people.

I made the mistake of attending a Discordian meetup in Tucson, back in the day.  One other guy showed up...Bad sign.  He spent 2 hours telling me what an entrepenuer he was, before I was rescued by a Pastafarian, Ben, who I have become really good friends with.

Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 12:51:10 pm
And he's back!   :lulz:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cain on March 13, 2014, 12:51:45 pm
Goddamnit!  I was just writing "inb4 TGRR and Gavriel" too...
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 12:56:18 pm
Goddamnit!  I was just writing "inb4 TGRR and Gavriel" too...

FASTEST KEYBOARD WEST OF THE MISSISSIPPI, OPIEZ!

:hammer:
:digtbk:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Faust on March 13, 2014, 01:55:45 pm
"Give these bitter bitches something uplifting to criticize"

What?
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Faust on March 13, 2014, 01:56:15 pm
Anyone know where I can buy some Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons?
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 13, 2014, 01:57:55 pm
"Give these bitter bitches something uplifting to criticize"

This message brought to you by Discordia Brand.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cain on March 13, 2014, 02:01:58 pm
Discordia Brand is a subsidiary of Cowardly Editing Messages Because You're Too Much of a Wimp To Handle Direct Online Confrontation, Which is Hilarious Given Your Previous Internet Tough Guy Posting...International Holding Group.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 02:04:24 pm
Discordia Brand is a subsidiary of Cowardly Editing Messages Because You're Too Much of a Wimp To Handle Direct Online Confrontation, Which is Hilarious Given Your Previous Internet Tough Guy Posting...International Holding Group.

Wasn't Gav the one that went around beating the teeth out of bouncers?
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cain on March 13, 2014, 02:05:54 pm
The very same.  Before going home and having RED HOT HETROSEXUAL SEX.  WITH HIS WIFE.  WHO IS TOTALLY NOT HIS HAND.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 02:06:36 pm
The very same.  Before going home and having RED HOT HETROSEXUAL SEX.  WITH HIS WIFE.  WHO IS TOTALLY NOT HIS HAND.

I am in awe of his manliness.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 13, 2014, 02:07:10 pm
Discordia Brand is a subsidiary of Cowardly Editing Messages Because You're Too Much of a Wimp To Handle Direct Online Confrontation, Which is Hilarious Given Your Previous Internet Tough Guy Posting...International Holding Group.

CEMBYTMWTHDOCWHGYPITGPIHG - For a More Chaotic, But Only On Our Own Terms, Tomorrow
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cain on March 13, 2014, 02:09:13 pm
I know you are not implying that I have anything up on Cafe Press...

I have way to much integrity and take way too much pride in my work to take bullshit like that from anyone.

I make everything i sell via Discordia Merchandising. Only hacks use Cafe Press.

And frankly im sick of being chided for developing a really cool store space online that will only serve to draw more to ERIS who might never have heard of Discordia otherwise.

Its like crabs in a fucking barrel when anyone does something cool around here? I should hope there is something more going on here than one big Troll-Fueled Circle-Jerk...

And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

Here is the exact quote.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 02:14:05 pm
I know you are not implying that I have anything up on Cafe Press...

I have way to much integrity and take way too much pride in my work to take bullshit like that from anyone.

I make everything i sell via Discordia Merchandising. Only hacks use Cafe Press.

And frankly im sick of being chided for developing a really cool store space online that will only serve to draw more to ERIS who might never have heard of Discordia otherwise.

Its like crabs in a fucking barrel when anyone does something cool around here? I should hope there is something more going on here than one big Troll-Fueled Circle-Jerk...

And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

Here is the exact quote.

I've been thinking of a text block hall of fame for the stupidest posts on PD.

This would be a good opener.

I've also been thinking of a sub-board shrine to Ron Jeremy. 
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cain on March 13, 2014, 02:15:52 pm
You know he's trying to be a philosopher in TDS2014?  Second post down.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 02:20:36 pm
You know he's trying to be a philosopher in TDS2014?  Second post down.

Either I have him blocked, or he has me blocked.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cain on March 13, 2014, 02:24:39 pm
Quote from: Bouncerkiller2000k
The wolves do not assemble in a phalanx and charge the bear, whose size, weight, and strength could easily obliterate such a formation. No, instead, the wolves nip and bite at the larger animal, irritating it, occasionally drawing blood, tiring it, weakening it to the point of collapse, until it collapses in exhaustion, and they can move in for the kill.

As Discordians we act alone. And yet we can formulate common goals. For what is a secret society without goals. Anyone within our ranks who believes we should wander aimlessly with no outlined purpose is and agent of Greyface . Who wants nothing more than for all humanity, and especially Discordians to remain scattered and ineffectual.

Chaos does not equal Disorder.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 02:27:09 pm
Quote from: Bouncerkiller2000k
The wolves do not assemble in a phalanx and charge the bear, whose size, weight, and strength could easily obliterate such a formation. No, instead, the wolves nip and bite at the larger animal, irritating it, occasionally drawing blood, tiring it, weakening it to the point of collapse, until it collapses in exhaustion, and they can move in for the kill.

As Discordians we act alone. And yet we can formulate common goals. For what is a secret society without goals. Anyone within our ranks who believes we should wander aimlessly with no outlined purpose is and agent of Greyface . Who wants nothing more than for all humanity, and especially Discordians to remain scattered and ineffectual.

Chaos does not equal Disorder.

Ah, I see.  He has taken it on himself to be the final arbiter of what is and is not Discordianism.

That's new.

And he's trying to set himself up as a cult leader.

Also new.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cain on March 13, 2014, 02:33:16 pm
Never ever.

I don't necessarily disagree with his sentiment...but if there were ever anyone unsuited to go about such a program, it would be an egotist like Gavriel.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 02:38:02 pm
Never ever.

I don't necessarily disagree with his sentiment...but if there were ever anyone unsuited to go about such a program, it would be an egotist like Gavriel.

Or me, though for entirely different reasons.

But I think I do disagree with him.  But I've also shifted from "change the world" to "survival", because I've seen what happens to people who develop or adopt a cause.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Telarus on March 13, 2014, 02:48:57 pm
Oh geez, saw that post. Promptly ignored it.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 02:50:32 pm
Oh geez, saw that post. Promptly ignored it.

Unblocked him and responded.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 03:06:19 pm
He's either erased it or blocked me.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cain on March 13, 2014, 03:09:34 pm
Post's still up, so I'm guessing blocked.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 03:18:08 pm
Post's still up, so I'm guessing blocked.

:hammer:
:digtbk:

If this little shitnozzle can't take MY criticism, well, let's just say that he isn't going to be very successful being the David Koresh of Discordianism.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 13, 2014, 09:24:44 pm
Sometimes I want to join Facebook just to join TDS2014 and help it burn down faster.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Faust on March 13, 2014, 09:38:13 pm
Why do we hate every other discordian group then us?
 
There's nothing wrong with TDS2014, sure it's not as good as TDS2011 but it's certainly more interesting then the discordian society facebook page.

It's just different is all.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 10:48:01 pm
Why do we hate every other discordian group then us?
 
There's nothing wrong with TDS2014, sure it's not as good as TDS2011 but it's certainly more interesting then the discordian society facebook page.

It's just different is all.

I have no problem with TDS2014.  I have a problem with Gavriel's punk ass.

TDS, on the other hand, is a gigantic collection of misogyny and edgy racism.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 14, 2014, 02:13:09 am
It is, but interestingly I've met more than a couple cool people there, mostly by poking at the assholes with a stick.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 14, 2014, 03:53:12 am
I dunno, I don't have a Facebook so all I know about the TDSetc is what I read here. It sounds like a barrel of laughs, if you're in it for the schadenfreude.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 14, 2014, 04:14:20 am
I dunno, I don't have a Facebook so all I know about the TDSetc is what I read here. It sounds like a barrel of laughs, if you're in it for the schadenfreude.

Pretty much.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cramulus on March 14, 2014, 05:51:49 pm
Sometimes I want to join Facebook just to join TDS2014 and help it burn down faster.

the irony is that the reasons those FB groups suck in the first place is that so many people approach it using precisely this routine

"Everybody's complaining, hostile, and negative. I know! I'll tell them just how shitty they are!"
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cramulus on March 14, 2014, 05:57:08 pm
and say what you will about gavriel, but at least he's not a pinealist,
     and many of us are on par with him in terms of shameless self promotion

at least his store is explicitly discordian in nature -- I think it'd be a very different story if he was just shopping around his arts & crafts etsy or something. Somebody's making a buck off of Erisian merch? Frankly I think that's cool to hear. Fucking atta boy.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cain on March 14, 2014, 06:22:01 pm
No, he's just someone who decided to attack everyone on the site in return for being criticised, and then made hilarious Internet Tough Guy proclamations before leaving the site in a huff.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cramulus on March 14, 2014, 06:22:57 pm
oh that's legit. I've never done the homework on whatever went down here.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: LMNO on March 14, 2014, 06:26:50 pm
You better watch your teeth, if you deal with him.  All I'm saying.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cain on October 03, 2014, 06:16:10 pm
So...lol?

http://www.jointheunderground.com/
http://www.discordiacultureshop.com/
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on October 04, 2014, 12:15:24 am
What the actual fuck did I just click on?  :argh!:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 04, 2014, 05:38:47 am
So...lol?

http://www.jointheunderground.com/
http://www.discordiacultureshop.com/

He's still trying to make a buck off Discordianism.

Goddess bless him.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: trix on October 10, 2014, 04:27:35 am
lol, i read the first post, clicked a link in his sig to see his merch.  Then I read the rest of the thread, and closed the tab with his merch in it without bothering to look.

I think his sales technique could use a little work.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: trix on October 10, 2014, 04:39:47 am
Oh I also want to ask wtf a "Pastafarian" is?

I mean I could just look it up, but I believe the answer I get here (if I get one) will be more informative and amusing than whatever duckduckgo brings me.

Is it a Rastafarian that loves spaghetti?
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 10, 2014, 04:54:17 am
Oh I also want to ask wtf a "Pastafarian" is?

I mean I could just look it up, but I believe the answer I get here (if I get one) will be more informative and amusing than whatever duckduckgo brings me.

Is it a Rastafarian that loves spaghetti?

Sort of?

It's a religion that worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I don't actually know very much about them.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 10, 2014, 04:58:17 am
I think that in several states they have won the right to be photographed for their drivers licenses and/or take official oaths with colanders on their heads.

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1568875!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/colander8n-2-web.jpg)
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: trix on October 10, 2014, 10:15:12 am
Ohhhhh, the FSM!

Hahaha I support the right to Colander!

See I think Discordia needs to fight for it's own religious rights as well.  Wonder what it would take to win the right for my DL photo to be taken with my sherlock in my mouth.  Though that's probably more subgenius than discordian.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Raz Tech on October 10, 2014, 02:37:52 pm
Ohhhhh, the FSM!

Hahaha I support the right to Colander!

See I think Discordia needs to fight for it's own religious rights as well.  Wonder what it would take to win the right for my DL photo to be taken with my sherlock in my mouth.  Though that's probably more subgenius than discordian.

from the PD:
POEE has not registered, incorporated, or otherwise chartered with the
State, and so the State does not recognize POEE or POEE Ordinations, which is
only fair, because POEE does not recognise the State.

But that's not really stopping anyone.  I think it's just too much paperwork.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: LMNO on October 10, 2014, 02:56:10 pm
The thing is, the POEE isn't Discordia; it's just the most well-known branch.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Raz Tech on October 10, 2014, 03:06:18 pm
That's why it's not stopping anyone.  That and the fact that everything it says is as moot or important as you make it.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: trix on October 11, 2014, 03:34:33 am
I did once get out of having to shave my beard for a temp job, using the excuse that my religion forbids me to alter my appearance when I don't want to.

I was amazed it worked, to be honest.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: FriarChicken on December 23, 2014, 08:09:36 am
Very new to this forum and thus trying not to say much but I was wondering if created sigils are acceptable material to post in this board. The title of this thread dragged me in so figure this is as good a place as any to ask.
Thank you for your time who-ever responds.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2014, 03:54:02 pm
Very new to this forum and thus trying not to say much but I was wondering if created sigils are acceptable material to post in this board. The title of this thread dragged me in so figure this is as good a place as any to ask.
Thank you for your time who-ever responds.

If you really enjoy being thoroughly made fun of, I'd say go for it!
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2014, 03:57:38 pm
Sincere question for you though: What is it that makes so many people think that Discordianism, a religion that is founded on the principle of making light of superstition and religious beliefs, is a good go-to for expressing their superstitions and religious beliefs? It's not just you, it happens all the time. Are people confusing Discordianism and chaos magick?
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 23, 2014, 05:59:07 pm
Very new to this forum and thus trying not to say much but I was wondering if created sigils are acceptable material to post in this board. The title of this thread dragged me in so figure this is as good a place as any to ask.
Thank you for your time who-ever responds.

:lord:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Hoopla! on December 23, 2014, 06:10:25 pm
Very new to this forum and thus trying not to say much but I was wondering if created sigils are acceptable material to post in this board. The title of this thread dragged me in so figure this is as good a place as any to ask.
Thank you for your time who-ever responds.

The thing is this... even if sigils actually work, which they probably don't, they are only useful for the creator of the sigil. So, why would anyone else want to see them?
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 23, 2014, 06:16:10 pm
Very new to this forum and thus trying not to say much but I was wondering if created sigils are acceptable material to post in this board. The title of this thread dragged me in so figure this is as good a place as any to ask.
Thank you for your time who-ever responds.

The thing is this... even if sigils actually work, which they probably don't, they are only useful for the creator of the sigil. So, why would anyone else want to see them?

Some people have to fap in public, or they don't get their jollies. 
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: LMNO on December 23, 2014, 06:18:35 pm
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-BfxfF3ib6Cg/VDUqtiJPofI/AAAAAAAABLE/C5Ec76hbXOc/w606-h604-no/14%2B-%2B1)
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 23, 2014, 06:29:57 pm
Sometimes they're pretty?
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 23, 2014, 06:33:23 pm
Sometimes they're pretty?

I've seen aesthetically-pleasing bird droppings.  For the record.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 23, 2014, 06:56:32 pm
Sometimes they're pretty?

I've seen aesthetically-pleasing bird droppings.  For the record.

And you didn't post them because?
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 23, 2014, 06:59:38 pm
Sometimes they're pretty?

I've seen aesthetically-pleasing bird droppings.  For the record.

And you didn't post them because?

You wanna fap, you go find your own.  :tgrr:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Hoopla! on December 23, 2014, 07:04:51 pm
Sincere question for you though: What is it that makes so many people think that Discordianism, a religion that is founded on the principle of making light of superstition and religious beliefs, is a good go-to for expressing their superstitions and religious beliefs? It's not just you, it happens all the time. Are people confusing Discordianism and chaos magick?

Chaos magic is linked with Discordianism, so there's that. That doesn't necessarily mean discordianism is linked to chaos magic, though.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2014, 07:18:33 pm
Sincere question for you though: What is it that makes so many people think that Discordianism, a religion that is founded on the principle of making light of superstition and religious beliefs, is a good go-to for expressing their superstitions and religious beliefs? It's not just you, it happens all the time. Are people confusing Discordianism and chaos magick?

Chaos magic is linked with Discordianism, so there's that. That doesn't necessarily mean discordianism is linked to chaos magic, though.

 :lulz: Chaos magicians seem to perhaps not be the sharpest tools in the shed, given that Discordianism is kind of explicitly about making fun of that shit.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 23, 2014, 07:18:46 pm
Sincere question for you though: What is it that makes so many people think that Discordianism, a religion that is founded on the principle of making light of superstition and religious beliefs, is a good go-to for expressing their superstitions and religious beliefs? It's not just you, it happens all the time. Are people confusing Discordianism and chaos magick?

Chaos magic is linked with Discordianism, so there's that. That doesn't necessarily mean discordianism is linked to chaos magic, though.

Yep. 
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Hoopla! on December 23, 2014, 07:30:53 pm
Sincere question for you though: What is it that makes so many people think that Discordianism, a religion that is founded on the principle of making light of superstition and religious beliefs, is a good go-to for expressing their superstitions and religious beliefs? It's not just you, it happens all the time. Are people confusing Discordianism and chaos magick?

Chaos magic is linked with Discordianism, so there's that. That doesn't necessarily mean discordianism is linked to chaos magic, though.

 :lulz: Chaos magicians seem to perhaps not be the sharpest tools in the shed, given that Discordianism is kind of explicitly about making fun of that shit.

Oh yeah. These are also the people who try to conjur up Lovecrafts fictions, and consider Coca-Cola a powerful demon.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2014, 07:37:42 pm
Sincere question for you though: What is it that makes so many people think that Discordianism, a religion that is founded on the principle of making light of superstition and religious beliefs, is a good go-to for expressing their superstitions and religious beliefs? It's not just you, it happens all the time. Are people confusing Discordianism and chaos magick?

Chaos magic is linked with Discordianism, so there's that. That doesn't necessarily mean discordianism is linked to chaos magic, though.

 :lulz: Chaos magicians seem to perhaps not be the sharpest tools in the shed, given that Discordianism is kind of explicitly about making fun of that shit.

Oh yeah. These are also the people who try to conjur up Lovecrafts fictions, and consider Coca-Cola a powerful demon.

WHAT? Why???
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Hoopla! on December 23, 2014, 07:38:48 pm
Maybe we need to start pointing out that these yabbos are eating the menu. Use language they understand, since plain English seems to be failing.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Hoopla! on December 23, 2014, 07:39:50 pm
Sincere question for you though: What is it that makes so many people think that Discordianism, a religion that is founded on the principle of making light of superstition and religious beliefs, is a good go-to for expressing their superstitions and religious beliefs? It's not just you, it happens all the time. Are people confusing Discordianism and chaos magick?

Chaos magic is linked with Discordianism, so there's that. That doesn't necessarily mean discordianism is linked to chaos magic, though.

 :lulz: Chaos magicians seem to perhaps not be the sharpest tools in the shed, given that Discordianism is kind of explicitly about making fun of that shit.

Oh yeah. These are also the people who try to conjur up Lovecrafts fictions, and consider Coca-Cola a powerful demon.

WHAT? Why???

It's an egregore. I'm being a little colorful by describing it as a demon, but not by much.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2014, 07:53:45 pm
Sincere question for you though: What is it that makes so many people think that Discordianism, a religion that is founded on the principle of making light of superstition and religious beliefs, is a good go-to for expressing their superstitions and religious beliefs? It's not just you, it happens all the time. Are people confusing Discordianism and chaos magick?

Chaos magic is linked with Discordianism, so there's that. That doesn't necessarily mean discordianism is linked to chaos magic, though.

 :lulz: Chaos magicians seem to perhaps not be the sharpest tools in the shed, given that Discordianism is kind of explicitly about making fun of that shit.

Oh yeah. These are also the people who try to conjur up Lovecrafts fictions, and consider Coca-Cola a powerful demon.

WHAT? Why???

It's an egregore. I'm being a little colorful by describing it as a demon, but not by much.

That doesn't even MAKE SENSE. It's a beverage. The Kool-Aid Man would make sense, but Coca-Cola? :lulz:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Hoopla! on December 23, 2014, 08:00:48 pm
Sincere question for you though: What is it that makes so many people think that Discordianism, a religion that is founded on the principle of making light of superstition and religious beliefs, is a good go-to for expressing their superstitions and religious beliefs? It's not just you, it happens all the time. Are people confusing Discordianism and chaos magick?

Chaos magic is linked with Discordianism, so there's that. That doesn't necessarily mean discordianism is linked to chaos magic, though.

 :lulz: Chaos magicians seem to perhaps not be the sharpest tools in the shed, given that Discordianism is kind of explicitly about making fun of that shit.

Oh yeah. These are also the people who try to conjur up Lovecrafts fictions, and consider Coca-Cola a powerful demon.

WHAT? Why???

It's an egregore. I'm being a little colorful by describing it as a demon, but not by much.

That doesn't even MAKE SENSE. It's a beverage. The Kool-Aid Man would make sense, but Coca-Cola? :lulz:

Well, not the actual drink itself, exactly, but.. like... the idea of Coke. That's the egregore.

Sorry I'm not explaining this well but im at work and typing on my phone.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: LMNO on December 23, 2014, 09:20:53 pm
In CM, concepts have a sort of "spirit", and by focusing on representative objects, concentrate the will of the magician in order to manipulate (or be manipulated by) the spirit in question.

Which means there's an egregore of Kleenex out there. As well as one of Tampax.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 23, 2014, 09:26:29 pm
In CM, concepts have a sort of "spirit", and by focusing on representative objects, concentrate the will of the magician in order to manipulate (or be manipulated by) the spirit in question.

Which means there's an egregore of Kleenex out there. As well as one of Tampax.

And my ass.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2014, 09:42:12 pm
Sincere question for you though: What is it that makes so many people think that Discordianism, a religion that is founded on the principle of making light of superstition and religious beliefs, is a good go-to for expressing their superstitions and religious beliefs? It's not just you, it happens all the time. Are people confusing Discordianism and chaos magick?

Chaos magic is linked with Discordianism, so there's that. That doesn't necessarily mean discordianism is linked to chaos magic, though.

 :lulz: Chaos magicians seem to perhaps not be the sharpest tools in the shed, given that Discordianism is kind of explicitly about making fun of that shit.

Oh yeah. These are also the people who try to conjur up Lovecrafts fictions, and consider Coca-Cola a powerful demon.

WHAT? Why???

It's an egregore. I'm being a little colorful by describing it as a demon, but not by much.

That doesn't even MAKE SENSE. It's a beverage. The Kool-Aid Man would make sense, but Coca-Cola? :lulz:

Well, not the actual drink itself, exactly, but.. like... the idea of Coke. That's the egregore.

Sorry I'm not explaining this well but im at work and typing on my phone.

No, I get you... it's just so profoundly stupid that my eyes rolled back into my head for a second.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2014, 09:43:15 pm
In CM, concepts have a sort of "spirit", and by focusing on representative objects, concentrate the will of the magician in order to manipulate (or be manipulated by) the spirit in question.

Which means there's an egregore of Kleenex out there. As well as one of Tampax.

And this is why my spirit animal is Egg.



WHICH IS AT LEAST A THING THAT'S ALIVE.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 23, 2014, 09:51:46 pm
This is the sort of shit that makes Sara Palin have more kids.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1016338_478006735673208_5321433566024987034_n.jpg?oh=5d4b665930fb765207060aeb3be69415&oe=553D2765&__gda__=1429392428_c988fa447617601008f8478620c77a35)
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2014, 10:06:23 pm
This is the sort of shit that makes Sara Palin have more kids.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1016338_478006735673208_5321433566024987034_n.jpg?oh=5d4b665930fb765207060aeb3be69415&oe=553D2765&__gda__=1429392428_c988fa447617601008f8478620c77a35)

 :lulz:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Cain on December 24, 2014, 10:08:32 pm
In CM, concepts have a sort of "spirit", and by focusing on representative objects, concentrate the will of the magician in order to manipulate (or be manipulated by) the spirit in question.

Which means there's an egregore of Kleenex out there. As well as one of Tampax.

And this is why my spirit animal is Egg.



WHICH IS AT LEAST A THING THAT'S ALIVE.

Until I boil that fucker, at least.  Then it will be a delicious spritual snack, full of cholesterol goodness.
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2014, 10:17:42 pm
In CM, concepts have a sort of "spirit", and by focusing on representative objects, concentrate the will of the magician in order to manipulate (or be manipulated by) the spirit in question.

Which means there's an egregore of Kleenex out there. As well as one of Tampax.

And this is why my spirit animal is Egg.



WHICH IS AT LEAST A THING THAT'S ALIVE.

Until I boil that fucker, at least.  Then it will be a delicious spritual snack, full of cholesterol goodness.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 29, 2014, 01:21:48 pm
In CM, concepts have a sort of "spirit", and by focusing on representative objects, concentrate the will of the magician in order to manipulate (or be manipulated by) the spirit in question.

Which means there's an egregore of Kleenex out there. As well as one of Tampax.

And my ass.

Your ass is one of the crown princes of hell,Tuscon, Dok.