Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2013, 08:11:18 pm

Title: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2013, 08:11:18 pm
http://www.invisibleoranges.com/2013/11/death-metal-english/

THANK ME LATER.
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Junkenstein on December 04, 2013, 08:19:09 pm
Quote
Normal English: “Commuting to work”
Death Metal English: “TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT”

Normal English: “This bok choy isn’t very good”
Death Metal English: “CASTIGATING THE VERDANT ISSUANCE OF THE SOILS OF JIANGNAN”

Normal English: “I need to take a nap”
Death Metal English: “RIPPED INTO THE UTTER EXHAUSTION OF THE MIDDLE DAY”

Normal English: “Thanks for explaining the train schedule”
Death Metal English: “PROFFERING GRATITUDE UPON THE CHRONOCRATION OF THE JUGGERNAUTS OF RETICULATED METALS AND FIRE”

Normal English: “You have to mow the lawn”
Death Metal English: “BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME”
:spittake:
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 04, 2013, 08:20:05 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2013, 08:22:15 pm
Brilliant!
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2013, 10:42:31 pm
Death Metal English makes everything AWESOME!
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Junkenstein on December 04, 2013, 10:48:47 pm
Death Metal English makes everything AWESOME! THE LYRICAL STYLING OF DEATH METAL EXPONENTIALLY INCREASEs THE WONDER OF ALL THINGS BEYOND CONCEPTION

ftfy.
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on December 04, 2013, 11:05:03 pm
A Facebook status of a friend a few weeks back had a few great food-inspired death metal phrases.

Bacon: YOUR THIGHS ARE ON DISPLAY IN A BURNING ROOM
Haggis: EVERYTHING THAT DEFINES YOU CAN BE MASHED INTO YOUR GUTS
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 04, 2013, 11:21:19 pm
<3 this thread!
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 05, 2013, 12:10:59 am
http://www.invisibleoranges.com/2013/11/death-metal-english/

THANK ME LATER.

CHRONOREVERSING THE GRATITUDE UNTO THE TUCSONITE SPIROCHETE HOST.
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 05, 2013, 12:25:10 am
ALTERATIONS TO THE EGO PRESENTATION TO THE SUBSECTION OF THE PLANETARY NETWORK ALIGNED WITH THE PHILOSOPHICAL DISORDERING PRINCIPLE OF CHAOS HAVE BEEN MADE WITH THE SOLE EXCLUSION OF THE SANCTIFIED DESIGNATION BESTOWED UPON ME BY THE DWELLER IN THE WASTES WHICH IS RENDERED INTO THE IDIOMATIC OF DEATH METAL FROM ITS INITIATION.
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 05, 2013, 01:43:17 pm
UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 05, 2013, 02:11:15 pm
UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK

SALUTATIONS TOWARD AND INQUISITION INTO THE STATUS OF THE PATTERNED MORNING GRAIN OFFERING.
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Suu on December 05, 2013, 04:17:41 pm
UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK

SALUTATIONS TOWARD AND INQUISITION INTO THE STATUS OF THE PATTERNED MORNING GRAIN OFFERING.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 05, 2013, 06:15:00 pm
UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK

SALUTATIONS TOWARD AND INQUISITION INTO THE STATUS OF THE PATTERNED MORNING GRAIN OFFERING.

VOMITOUS REPULTIONS TOWARDS THE FERMENTED GRAIL LIBATIONS AND QUIZZICAL EXPRESSION FACES ON THE TRUE MEANING
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Junkenstein on December 05, 2013, 06:36:38 pm
DISDAIN FOR THE MASSES UPON THEIR REJECTION OF PARTICIPATION WITHIN THE CLANDESTINE SUBJECT MARKER.
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 05, 2013, 06:43:25 pm
UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK

SALUTATIONS TOWARD AND INQUISITION INTO THE STATUS OF THE PATTERNED MORNING GRAIN OFFERING.

VOMITOUS REPULTIONS TOWARDS THE FERMENTED GRAIL LIBATIONS AND QUIZZICAL EXPRESSION FACES ON THE TRUE MEANING
 
MODERATELY ENVIOUS AM I. MY PLIGHT IS ONE OF MONETARY INDEBTEDNESS PREVAILING UPON THE SUFFICIENCY TO PROCURE AQUEOUS SOLUTIONS DERIVED FROM THE ENYEASTMENT OF AUTOTROPHS.
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 06, 2013, 01:18:04 am
Quote
Normal English: “Commuting to work”
Death Metal English: “TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT”

Normal English: “This bok choy isn’t very good”
Death Metal English: “CASTIGATING THE VERDANT ISSUANCE OF THE SOILS OF JIANGNAN”

Normal English: “I need to take a nap”
Death Metal English: “RIPPED INTO THE UTTER EXHAUSTION OF THE MIDDLE DAY”

Normal English: “Thanks for explaining the train schedule”
Death Metal English: “PROFFERING GRATITUDE UPON THE CHRONOCRATION OF THE JUGGERNAUTS OF RETICULATED METALS AND FIRE”

Normal English: “You have to mow the lawn”
Death Metal English: “BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME”
:spittake:

Vegan cooking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eovuIfeH2k4
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 04:10:39 am
Quote
Normal English: “Commuting to work”
Death Metal English: “TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT”

Normal English: “This bok choy isn’t very good”
Death Metal English: “CASTIGATING THE VERDANT ISSUANCE OF THE SOILS OF JIANGNAN”

Normal English: “I need to take a nap”
Death Metal English: “RIPPED INTO THE UTTER EXHAUSTION OF THE MIDDLE DAY”

Normal English: “Thanks for explaining the train schedule”
Death Metal English: “PROFFERING GRATITUDE UPON THE CHRONOCRATION OF THE JUGGERNAUTS OF RETICULATED METALS AND FIRE”

Normal English: “You have to mow the lawn”
Death Metal English: “BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME”
:spittake:

Vegan cooking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eovuIfeH2k4

 :lulz: This is lovely.
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 11, 2013, 07:30:07 am
OMG why did I come here in this tired state?
This shit is AMAZING!

PS- The guy in that video is a guy named Brian. He's a friend of mine. Lives a few neighborhoods over. He's super nice.
(except he doesn't drink. I don't fully trust people who don't drink)
His house is the most awesome metal shit you've ever seen.
Title: Re: WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2013, 08:30:37 pm
OMG why did I come here in this tired state?
This shit is AMAZING!

PS- The guy in that video is a guy named Brian. He's a friend of mine. Lives a few neighborhoods over. He's super nice.
(except he doesn't drink. I don't fully trust people who don't drink)
His house is the most awesome metal shit you've ever seen.

Oh man, it's a small small small small world.

Doesn't drink? Vegan? Metal?

Is he STRAIGHT-EDGE?