Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 24, 2014, 04:44:51 pm

Title: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 24, 2014, 04:44:51 pm
Blessed are the Terrible, for they are capable of good on a scale that those who are confident in their own virtue may never achieve.

Blessed are the Troublemakers, for they will get shit done.

Blessed are those with a Good Left Hook.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 24, 2014, 04:48:32 pm
Blessed are the Terrible, for they are capable of good on a scale that those who are confident in their own virtue may never achieve.

Blessed are the Troublemakers, for they will get shit done.

Blessed are those with a Good Left Hook.

Blessed are those that will kill a motherfucker.  Because sometimes a motherfucker needs a kick in the nads.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 24, 2014, 04:49:46 pm
Blessed are the Malcontents, for they will not be swayed by your excuses and misdirection.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Salty on October 24, 2014, 05:12:06 pm
Blessed are the Cranky, for, lo, their sentiments are genuine and their platitudes are few.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: EK WAFFLR on October 24, 2014, 06:42:47 pm
Blessed are the Aggressive, for oftentimes people deserve a good curb stomp.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 24, 2014, 06:48:23 pm
Blessed are the trolls, for people need that shit.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: LMNO on October 24, 2014, 06:52:45 pm
Blessed are the Rockers, for they remember Saturday Night.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 24, 2014, 07:06:51 pm
Blessed are the Rockers, for they remember Saturday Night.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 24, 2014, 09:56:32 pm
Blessed are the Hand Washers, for they will not give you Ebola.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 25, 2014, 03:35:40 pm
Blessed are the Lazy, for someone else will do it for them.

Blessed are the Loud, for they are the only ones who will be heard.

Blessed are the Crazy Bitches
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: N E T on October 26, 2014, 07:01:15 am
Blessed are the Atheists, for they sneeze the loudest.
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Post by: EK WAFFLR on October 26, 2014, 09:22:04 am
Blessed are the punks, for they know how to Fuck Shit Up.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 27, 2014, 11:12:31 pm
Blessed are the Flighty because -- hey, look, bikes!
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Post by: P3nT4gR4m on October 28, 2014, 10:49:41 am
Blessed are the wrathful, for they mean business
Blessed are the lustful, for they keep our race from dying out
Blessed are the greedy, without them we'd be drowning in surplus
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Junkenstein on October 30, 2014, 08:23:08 am
Blessed be those who be swift of knee

Blessed be those who plan ahead with snooker ball and sock.

Blessed be the Militarized police for daily teaching us the Golden rule - Thou shall not get caught.

Blessed be the Justice system, for it shall sue you if it fucking isn't.

Blessed be child labourers for they provide thy material possessions.

Blessed be the prison system for it still makes a decent ROI.

 
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 02, 2018, 12:08:46 am
Blessed are the Crazy, for their understanding of the human condition and their own selves is beyond the reach of the sane.

Blessed are the Hypocrites, for the internally consistent are not equipped to handle a reality filled with imperfect solutions and enemies of enemies.

Blessed are the Imperfect, Blessed are the Messy

Blessed are those who have an inflexible belief in what does and does not constitute a sandwich, and a flexible concept of reality

Blessed are the Stubborn
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2018, 02:16:00 am
Blessed are the hateful bastards, for they have a sense of focus.

Blessed are those who get their grip back, because because.

Blessed are the paranoiacs, for they are paying attention.

Blessed are Daft Punk, for they are harder, better, stronger, faster.

Cursed are they who button their uniforms too tightly, for they have forgotten Saturday Night™ in a universe that doesn't care.

CURSED are they who fear, for they cannot rant their guts up.

CURSED are they who trade people for ideology, for they have created their own rat race.
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 20, 2018, 03:25:11 am
Blessed are The Magicians because everyone is magicians but most do not realize it

Blessed are those that post to ancient forums in the middle of the night for they keep the ball rolling

Blessed are the newbies for they have no idea what they are in for

Blessed are those who chose to continue living for they are Not Dead Yet

Blessed are the programmers of voice recognition software for they have made it easier for me to put this out
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on March 13, 2018, 11:03:04 pm
Blessed are the apathetic, they shall do no wrong
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on March 14, 2018, 12:53:11 am
Blessed are the cynical, for they shall be vindicated
Title: Re: Blessed are the Terrible
Post by: Pergamos on March 27, 2018, 06:01:23 am
Blessed are the ones we hate, because they make us feel.

Blessed are the ones who hate, because they care.