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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Rev. Mondo Anvil on December 06, 2014, 01:22:40 pm

Title: What degree are you?
Post by: Rev. Mondo Anvil on December 06, 2014, 01:22:40 pm
I'll start. I'm a Chaplain, so 3rd degree.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 06, 2014, 02:21:37 pm
I'm a Slimy Thing, what degree is that?
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: LMNO on December 06, 2014, 03:38:07 pm
98.6
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2014, 04:29:19 pm
I'm 1/3πr2h

Why do you ask?
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Demolition Squid on December 06, 2014, 04:48:26 pm
I'm not sure what sort of degree it is, but the hospital promises I should be able to get some grafts soon. Hopefully nobody will be able to tell I ever had it at all.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: The Half-Eaten Waffle on December 06, 2014, 04:56:14 pm
273.15 K.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Hoopla on December 06, 2014, 05:51:49 pm
Adeptus Labia Majora
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Faust on December 06, 2014, 07:09:05 pm
North by northwest
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: N E T on December 06, 2014, 08:11:07 pm
I'm Dry Spray. The new way to get superior protection. Goes on instantly dry so you can start the day with a cleaner feel.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Telarus on December 07, 2014, 12:56:54 am
Adeptus Labia Majora

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: MMIX on December 07, 2014, 01:03:47 am
I'm 45 degrees so I seem to be pretty sharp - though I might actually be 315 in disguise, its hard to know really
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: rong on December 07, 2014, 01:20:15 am
I converted to radians
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 03:14:43 pm
I am a 99th degree Holy Man.  I'd have gone even higher, but the fucking programmers only made room for two digits.

So everybody take your pants off now.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 03:58:03 pm
I am a 99th degree Holy Man.  I'd have gone even higher, but the fucking programmers only made room for two digits.

So everybody take your pants off now.

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h nincompomp.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 03:59:08 pm

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 04:17:45 pm

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.

I still think they are trampling on my religious rights by not letting me wear anyone.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 04:33:28 pm

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.

I still think they are trampling on my religious rights by not letting me wear anyone.

Yeah, and after the "spring-loaded, concealed strap-on" massacre of 2010, you can thank the unholy terror in which they hold you for seeing to it that this was the only right denied you.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 05:42:38 pm

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.

I still think they are trampling on my religious rights by not letting me wear anyone.

Yeah, and after the "spring-loaded, concealed strap-on" massacre of 2010, you can thank the unholy terror in which they hold you for seeing to it that this was the only right denied you.

THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT THOUGH. Just going around being tubes.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 05:43:50 pm

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.

I still think they are trampling on my religious rights by not letting me wear anyone.

Yeah, and after the "spring-loaded, concealed strap-on" massacre of 2010, you can thank the unholy terror in which they hold you for seeing to it that this was the only right denied you.

THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT THOUGH. Just going around being tubes.

Come on now, Nigel...you know that defense only works for cops.   :lulz: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 06:13:41 pm

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.

I still think they are trampling on my religious rights by not letting me wear anyone.

Yeah, and after the "spring-loaded, concealed strap-on" massacre of 2010, you can thank the unholy terror in which they hold you for seeing to it that this was the only right denied you.

THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT THOUGH. Just going around being tubes.

Come on now, Nigel...you know that defense only works for cops.   :lulz: :horrormirth:

What was I thinking?  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Telarus on December 08, 2014, 09:09:41 pm
:spittake:


 :horrormirth:
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 14, 2014, 02:12:57 pm
I'm perpendicular to the floor, but I don't know whether there's a slant to it. Get a level and a protractor
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2014, 11:21:06 am
48'07 N x 122'12 W

roughly.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on December 16, 2014, 02:12:03 pm
(http://www.thefablife.com/files/gallery/98_degrees_062012/98degreesRisingmotown.gif)
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Rev. Mondo Anvil on December 16, 2014, 05:00:44 pm
I take it that wasn't a very good question.  :)

The response was more Discordian than I thought possible though, so keep it up!
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Dismissal on December 17, 2014, 01:27:31 am
23 Kevin
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 17, 2014, 01:40:11 am
23 Kevin

Pfft. I'm a 33 Kevin.

No, seriously, I'm 33 and my real name is Kevin.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: LuciferX on December 17, 2014, 02:03:28 am
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Cain on December 17, 2014, 07:50:21 am
I'm, like, an English Comparative Literature and Theory major, but I'm also doing a minor in Doctor Who studies.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: N E T on December 18, 2014, 09:18:40 pm
I'm, like, an English Comparative Literature and Theory major, but I'm also doing a minor in Doctor Who studies.

:lulz:
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Cain on December 19, 2014, 11:01:54 am
I'm, like, an English Comparative Literature and Theory major, but I'm also doing a minor in Doctor Who studies.

:lulz:

Seriously, you'd be surprised how many of them are out there.  Every single person I have an above 90% compatability match with on OKCupid, for example.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 20, 2014, 02:42:47 am
I'm, like, an English Comparative Literature and Theory major, but I'm also doing a minor in Doctor Who studies.

:lulz:

Seriously, you'd be surprised how many of them are out there.  Every single person I have an above 90% compatability match with on OKCupid, for example.

OK Cupid, man. What a grotesque cesspool of horrible, horrible.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 21, 2014, 08:56:44 am
23 Kevin

Pfft. I'm a 33 Kevin.

No, seriously, I'm 33 and my real name is Kevin.

You might want to be careful about giving RWHN your real name, he might report you to the authorities for being a menace to the children.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: axod on December 21, 2014, 09:30:13 am
Master Brand  Cosine Image Stack Z-Plane Deviator.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 22, 2014, 01:17:22 am
23 Kevin

Pfft. I'm a 33 Kevin.

No, seriously, I'm 33 and my real name is Kevin.

You might want to be careful about giving RWHN your real name, he might report you to the authorities for being a menace to the children.

Next time that asshole walks back in here, I'm gonna have a little fun with google.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 22, 2014, 01:18:10 am
I am just trying to decide WHAT to link Scotty's name to.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Cain on December 22, 2014, 07:30:16 am
I'm sure there is any number of legalisation campaigns that would love an endorsement and the support of a very important public servant.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Richter on December 28, 2014, 02:20:59 pm
Late to the party it seems.  I'm measured in radians.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on January 31, 2015, 07:02:21 am
I've got I BS degree. I thought that stood for "bachelor of science" but given how little it's done toward getting me a job it may actually stand for "bullshit"
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: rong on January 31, 2015, 12:12:02 pm
I've got I BS degree. I thought that stood for "bachelor of science" but given how little it's done toward getting me a job it may actually stand for "bullshit"

You could always go back to school and get a "MoreShit" or a "Piled Higher and Deeper"
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 06, 2015, 03:11:13 am
23 Kevin

Pfft. I'm a 33 Kevin.

No, seriously, I'm 33 and my real name is Kevin.

You might want to be careful about giving RWHN your real name, he might report you to the authorities for being a menace to the children.

 :lulz: :lulz:

Also, damn, how long has it been since I've been here?
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 06, 2015, 05:53:26 am
23 Kevin

Pfft. I'm a 33 Kevin.

No, seriously, I'm 33 and my real name is Kevin.

You might want to be careful about giving RWHN your real name, he might report you to the authorities for being a menace to the children.

 :lulz: :lulz:

Also, damn, how long has it been since I've been here?

That long.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 06, 2015, 06:15:31 am
23 Kevin

Pfft. I'm a 33 Kevin.

No, seriously, I'm 33 and my real name is Kevin.

You might want to be careful about giving RWHN your real name, he might report you to the authorities for being a menace to the children.

 :lulz: :lulz:

Also, damn, how long has it been since I've been here?

That long.

I'll have to remedy that.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Khezef on March 18, 2015, 09:12:49 am
Fancy Scientist
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Junkenstein on March 18, 2015, 04:35:42 pm
I am just trying to decide WHAT to link Scotty's name to.

Makers of terrible suits.
Title: Re: What degree are you?
Post by: Reginald Ret on March 18, 2015, 07:25:26 pm
I am just trying to decide WHAT to link Scotty's name to.

Makers of terrible suits.
:lulz: