Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Lois on July 20, 2016, 10:19:29 pm

Title: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Lois on July 20, 2016, 10:19:29 pm
I created a matrix that controls the world.
Principlematrix of actions in this file

https://yadi.sk/d/aS7cWtdosH8VM

File cost 100 million. dollars.
Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 20, 2016, 10:27:46 pm
wat.
Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Freeky on July 20, 2016, 11:05:55 pm
Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?
Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Lois on July 20, 2016, 11:32:30 pm
Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?

YOU do not have anything if you do not have curiosity. Download, know what it is. I will not explain.
Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: LMNO on July 20, 2016, 11:34:36 pm
Riiiiiiiiiiight.
Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 20, 2016, 11:41:33 pm
I feel like "nuke it from orbit" is a reasonable approach here.
Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Faust on July 21, 2016, 12:23:48 am
If someone crested a matrix to control the world, I would jump for joy for on that day we would finally have someone to blame for this mess we call a world, before inserting them in a bonfire post haste.
Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 21, 2016, 02:52:48 am
I created a matrix that controls the world.
Principlematrix of actions in this file

https://yadi.sk/d/aS7cWtdosH8VM

File cost 100 million. dollars.

while I admire your ambition, not clicking that horrible virus.  Thanks anyway.
Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Lois on July 21, 2016, 03:28:55 am
(http://nocache-nocookies.digitalgott.com/gallery/19/3810_19_05_16_3_41_44.jpeg)
Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Freeky on July 21, 2016, 05:24:53 am
Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?

YOU do not have anything if you do not have curiosity. Download, know what it is. I will not explain.

No thanks. 
Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on July 21, 2016, 03:09:35 pm
Isn't this the second time someone with that same avatar has turned up peddling mysterious bullshit?
 
Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 21, 2016, 04:06:57 pm
Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?

YOU do not have anything if you do not have curiosity. Download, know what it is. I will not explain.

So you're just a spammer. Got it.
Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: PoFP on July 21, 2016, 04:45:20 pm
I wonder what file type The Matrix is...

If The Matrix that controls the world isn't a .bat file, I'm jumping off a cliff. I refuse to live in a matrix that isn't colored DOS text.
Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: The Invisible Man on July 21, 2016, 05:17:38 pm
The name it came up with was Lois.  I find that really funny for some reason.
Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Freeky on July 21, 2016, 05:32:00 pm
I wonder what file type The Matrix is...

If The Matrix that controls the world isn't a .bat file, I'm jumping off a cliff. I refuse to live in a matrix that isn't colored DOS text.

It's a .exe
Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: PoFP on July 21, 2016, 07:03:29 pm
I wonder what file type The Matrix is...

If The Matrix that controls the world isn't a .bat file, I'm jumping off a cliff. I refuse to live in a matrix that isn't colored DOS text.

It's a .exe

Would run it in a Virtual Machine if my computer worked.

Based on previous "creations" from Lois, I'm probably gonna have to run the file in compatibility mode for Millennium Edition..  :argh!: