Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: PopeGillies on October 15, 2016, 09:05:38 pm

Title: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: PopeGillies on October 15, 2016, 09:05:38 pm
I just wanted to post this quote because it's my favorite out of PD. It very succinctly illustrates what it means (to me, partially) to be Discordian.

To give an example, think of a form of bullshit you subscribe to. We all do it, don't kid yourself. A good example of bullshit is EVERY RELIGION (including this one).

Now, really, if you think about it, every religion is bullshit. When we say that, it is often taken negatively, but I don't think it should be.

Art is bullshit. What purpose does it serve except to entertain the viewer? Same with videogames, movies, porn, poetry, this forum, booze, weed, tobacco, TV, and every type of food that is inefficiently made. If we got rid of bullshit, yes, we'd be more efficient at getting shit done. But we'd get rid of all the shit we enjoy. What would be the point?

I think religion should be enjoyed like a joint, or like weed in general, or like any substance or any habit. Beautiful things come from religion. Art, music, communal love of one another, giving to the poor, etc. are all things done by religious institutions, and promoted by many religious doctrines.

I think that you (yes YOU!) can enjoy religion, and it's benefits, without being a dick. Jesus is an inspiring character, regardless of his actual existence. How stupid is it not to listen to someone's message just because they might not exist? I mean, if it's a good message, it's a good message.

You wanna know the real proof though of BS growing flowers. "If it's true for you it's true". That was Tom Cruise in a leaked Scientology video. I'm not a scientologist, but I love that phrase. And that was coming from a church founded for money to scam people, which in it's time, has harmed many people. But the idea is a good idea.

Yes, religion is bullshit. But the bullshit grows flowers, so how bad is it?
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Slipper on October 16, 2016, 09:06:48 am
It's bad because I'm left regretting it :I Could've done more than with my time than
play some bullshit like an addict, only to walk off with sore feet and a hazy recollection
of it all. If I didn't have to drop it abruptly, just to live, it'd be great.


Work = moneh
Bullshit = you - moneh
WHICH IS WHY I GOTTA CUT THE BULLSHIT TO BUY MORE BULLSHIT  :cry:
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2016, 09:55:49 am
It's bad because I'm left regretting it :I Could've done more than with my time than
play some bullshit like an addict, only to walk off with sore feet and a hazy recollection
of it all. If I didn't have to drop it abruptly, just to live, it'd be great.


Work = moneh
Bullshit = you - moneh
WHICH IS WHY I GOTTA CUT THE BULLSHIT TO BUY MORE BULLSHIT  :cry:

IKR?  It's like when you're out selling dollars to buy money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroaches with a damn bazooka.  WWYD?
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Slipper on October 16, 2016, 10:54:44 am
IKR?  It's like when you're out selling dollars to buy money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroaches with a damn bazooka.  WWYD?
I'd tell that mudafuka to stop shooting roaches, and decipher that sentence.
Not sure if I'm reading figure of speeches, or not. You.. you know what you're doing.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2016, 12:08:49 pm
IKR?  It's like when you're out selling dollars to buy money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroaches with a damn bazooka.  WWYD?
I'd tell that mudafuka to stop shooting roaches, and decipher that sentence.
Not sure if I'm reading figure of speeches, or not. You.. you know what you're doing.

Take off every Zig.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Slipper on October 16, 2016, 12:14:32 pm
IKR?  It's like when you're out selling dollars to buy money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroaches with a damn bazooka.  WWYD?
I'd tell that mudafuka to stop shooting roaches, and decipher that sentence.
Not sure if I'm reading figure of speeches, or not. You.. you know what you're doing.

Take off every Zig.
It's like when you're out selling to make money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroachs with a damn bazooka.
?
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2016, 12:30:33 am
IKR?  It's like when you're out selling dollars to buy money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroaches with a damn bazooka.  WWYD?
I'd tell that mudafuka to stop shooting roaches, and decipher that sentence.
Not sure if I'm reading figure of speeches, or not. You.. you know what you're doing.

Take off every Zig.
It's like when you're out selling to make money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroachs with a damn bazooka.
?
You gotta have something to sell.  Dollars are the easiest thing.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Slipper on October 17, 2016, 03:35:49 am
Quote from: The Good

You gotta have something to sell.  Dollars are the easiest thing.
Quote
It's like when you're out selling EBT to buy money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroaches with a damn bazooka.



? ? ?
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2016, 04:49:00 am
Quote from: The Good

You gotta have something to sell.  Dollars are the easiest thing.
Quote
It's like when you're out selling EBT to buy money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroaches with a damn bazooka.



? ? ?

No, you gotta discount the EBT too much.  Dollars.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Slipper on October 18, 2016, 10:13:37 pm
Quote from: The Good

You gotta have something to sell.  Dollars are the easiest thing.
Quote
It's like when you're out selling EBT to buy money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroaches with a damn bazooka.
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? ? ?

No, you gotta discount the EBT too much.  Dollars.
I will fite u with f. I swear.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Junkenstein on October 18, 2016, 11:56:59 pm
IKR?  It's like when you're out selling dollars to buy money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroaches with a damn bazooka.  WWYD?
I'd tell that mudafuka to stop shooting roaches, and decipher that sentence.
Not sure if I'm reading figure of speeches, or not. You.. you know what you're doing.

Take off every Zig.
It's like when you're out selling to make money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroachs with a damn bazooka.
?
You gotta have something to sell.  Dollars are the easiest thing.

This, right here, is powerful truth.

Take, for example, an all-pay auction setup. It's easy to get suckers involved and the model can be applied to all sorts of crap. You may be familiar with it's most popular current incarnation, political lobbying. As soon as one person pays, everyone's fucked. And one person always fucking pays because there's an obvious benefit. As soon as that happens, sunk cost fallacies and all sorts of other idiot head tricks keep you giving money to the magic people who can make things happen until you go broke and they move on to the next set of suckers. Or the next game, depending on how much money they took.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Slipper on October 19, 2016, 12:25:12 am

This, right here, is powerful truth.

Take, for example, an all-pay auction setup. It's easy to get suckers involved and the model can be applied to all sorts of crap. You may be familiar with it's most popular current incarnation, political lobbying. As soon as one person pays, everyone's fucked. And one person always fucking pays because there's an obvious benefit. As soon as that happens, sunk cost fallacies and all sorts of other idiot head tricks keep you giving money to the magic people who can make things happen until you go broke and they move on to the next set of suckers. Or the next game, depending on how much money they took.
I can't connect the two. Can you explain it out?
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Junkenstein on October 19, 2016, 12:50:09 am
In short, an All pay auction is one in which EVERYONE pays, not just the winner. It's only possible to win by not playing. Unfortunately, if you don't play, the other side wins by default.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN_kt97w7Wg

Covers it fairly nicely.

See also the tradition of Rainmakers in the USA.


Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Slipper on October 19, 2016, 01:21:55 am
In short, an All pay auction is one in which EVERYONE pays, not just the winner. It's only possible to win by not playing. Unfortunately, if you don't play, the other side wins by default.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN_kt97w7Wg

Covers it fairly nicely.

See also the tradition of Rainmakers in the USA.

AHhh, I get it. I had no idea lobbyists would be interested in paying up into legislative to repeal
opposing lobbyists. Ridiculously easy money, if it's getting fed to you. I thought it'd naturally be
foolish to pay up, but didn't consider the seller's viewpoint. By delivering, they'd get rep, which would
just give them more business.

But, what defuq is Roger actually selling? Can't dollars just be replaced with products surrounded by unjustified hype?
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Junkenstein on October 19, 2016, 01:31:28 am
Quote
But, what defuq is Roger actually selling? Can't dollars just be replaced with products surrounded by unjustified hype?

Roger is selling dollars. He may be selling the same dollar multiple times but it's pretty legit. I'm selling the secrets of how to obtain those dollars at reasonable prices to allow profitable resale.

Dollars can be exchanged for goods or services at a wide range of outlets. This is not our business though, we're just in the dollars and secrets of dollars trade. With our help and a small fee, you can explore the entire world of capitalism and not worry about finance.

Don't delay! Next 3 purchasers get a 10% discount and signed t-shirt!
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Slipper on October 19, 2016, 01:37:52 am
Quote
But, what defuq is Roger actually selling? Can't dollars just be replaced with products surrounded by unjustified hype?

Roger is selling dollars. He may be selling the same dollar multiple times but it's pretty legit. I'm selling the secrets of how to obtain those dollars at reasonable prices to allow profitable resale.

Dollars can be exchanged for goods or services at a wide range of outlets. This is not our business though, we're just in the dollars and secrets of dollars trade. With our help and a small fee, you can explore the entire world of capitalism and not worry about finance.

Don't delay! Next 3 purchasers get a 10% discount and signed t-shirt!
It is your business :I What services are you offering me?
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Junkenstein on October 19, 2016, 02:11:35 am
The secret to acquiring Rogers dollars at a remarkable discount.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: trix on October 19, 2016, 06:05:43 pm
dude Roger has the best dollars.  You should def buy Junk's secret to getting them on the cheap.

There's another guy around here claiming to have his own secret to Rogers Dollars for sale for cheaper, but my friend tried both and Junk's secret is way better and will save you more in the long run!
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: trix on October 19, 2016, 06:07:36 pm
by the way I haven't actually received my roger dollar yet, I just know it's going to be awesome because look at all the reviews from happy customers on his website!  Reviews are important!  Educate yourself!
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2016, 07:17:34 pm

But, what defuq is Roger actually selling? Can't dollars just be replaced with products surrounded by unjustified hype?

I am selling nothing.  Some aspects of this are legal, and here in the USA, they can throw you in jail for a very long time if you sell money and you aren't the CEO of a major financial institution.

Theoretically, though, if *I* was gonna sell *anything*, it would be quarters, which are cheaper than dollars and you make up the difference in volume.  But I'm not, and I don't suggest you do, either.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Slipper on October 19, 2016, 07:27:20 pm
dude Roger has the best dollars.  You should def buy Junk's secret to getting them on the cheap.

There's another guy around here claiming to have his own secret to Rogers Dollars for sale for cheaper, but my friend tried both and Junk's secret is way better and will save you more in the long run!
by the way I haven't actually received my roger dollar yet, I just know it's going to be awesome because look at all the reviews from happy customers on his website!  Reviews are important!  Educate yourself!
I no longer trust you.

But, what defuq is Roger actually selling? Can't dollars just be replaced with products surrounded by unjustified hype?

I am selling nothing.  Some aspects of this are legal, and here in the USA, they can throw you in jail for a very long time if you sell money and you aren't the CEO of a major financial institution.

Theoretically, though, if *I* was gonna sell *anything*, it would be quarters, which are cheaper than dollars and you make up the difference in volume.  But I'm not, and I don't suggest you do, either.

I won't, I just wanted to know what you'd pick. My choice would be luring younglings into watching ads for "easy" money
that they don't even have to be present to do, all while sitting at my ad filled site. -cue hand rubbing-
The secret to acquiring Rogers dollars at a remarkable discount.
You lied.(?), ah you were talking about the present tense.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2016, 07:27:28 pm
The secret to acquiring Rogers dollars at a remarkable discount.

Do I have to hire LMNO's bother boys?

Because I fucking will.  They're EMTs that got sick of working for dimes and - since they know how to fix you - they know how to fuck you up real bad.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: LMNO on October 19, 2016, 07:58:49 pm
Be advised: I'm following the Uber model now, and there will be surge pricing in effect.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2016, 07:59:29 pm

I won't, I just wanted to know what you'd pick. My choice would be luring younglings into watching ads for "easy" money
that they don't even have to be present to do, all while sitting at my ad filled site. -cue hand rubbing-


This sounds like you're contemplating something dishonest, instead of dollar for your value.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2016, 08:00:37 pm
Be advised: I'm following the Uber model now, and there will be surge pricing in effect.

That's okay, I just pass that on to the consumer.  I mean, the thugs are there anyway, why not have them beat half-dollars out of the victim, too?

TGRR,
Making pay for itself pay for itself.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Junkenstein on October 19, 2016, 08:06:02 pm
Be advised: I'm following the Uber model now, and there will be surge pricing in effect.

That's okay, I just pass that on to the consumer.  I mean, the thugs are there anyway, why not have them beat half-dollars out of the victim, too?

TGRR,
Making pay for itself pay for itself.

Sign up now for "The secrets to avoiding hired goons with limited funds".

Cheat your friends!
Evade your enemies!
Includes the hidden method that billionaires use to get 1 dollar from 3 quarters!
And we're still throwing in a FREE t-shirt with every purchase!

Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2016, 08:07:16 pm
Be advised: I'm following the Uber model now, and there will be surge pricing in effect.

That's okay, I just pass that on to the consumer.  I mean, the thugs are there anyway, why not have them beat half-dollars out of the victim, too?

TGRR,
Making pay for itself pay for itself.

Sign up now for "The secrets to avoiding hired goons with limited funds".

Cheat your friends!
Evade your enemies!
Includes the hidden method that billionaires use to get 1 dollar from 3 quarters!
And we're still throwing in a FREE t-shirt with every purchase!

Goddammit, I...

...Uh, free t-shirt, you say?  Tell me more.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Junkenstein on October 19, 2016, 08:17:46 pm
It's 100% Free from being made ethically. The standard price is 69.99 for the signed version but we're throwing them in free with every purchase because the warehouse had a little "oil fire" issue.

Product also includes-
The 10 secrets billionaires want you to believe
The 5 secrets billionaires actually follow
The 3 threats billionaires make
The 1 reason why you're not a billionaire now (Here's a clue, it's because you've not taken us up on this incredible offer and the local homeless people are going to be wearing your t-shirt and making crazy money while you dither over providing payment)
 
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on October 19, 2016, 08:58:18 pm
 :lulz: :lulz:

Roger Dollars: There's a new kind of bull in the market!
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2016, 09:05:12 pm
:lulz: :lulz:

Roger Dollars: There's a new kind of bull in the market!

Coming out of the back of the market, to be precise.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on October 19, 2016, 10:09:34 pm
:lulz: :lulz:

Roger Dollars: There's a new kind of bull in the market!

Coming out of the back of the market, to be precise.

 :lulz: :lulz: Hey at least YOU'RE upfront about it!
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: PopeGillies on October 20, 2016, 12:52:23 am
It's bad because I'm left regretting it :I Could've done more than with my time than
play some bullshit like an addict, only to walk off with sore feet and a hazy recollection
of it all. If I didn't have to drop it abruptly, just to live, it'd be great.


Work = moneh
Bullshit = you - moneh
WHICH IS WHY I GOTTA CUT THE BULLSHIT TO BUY MORE BULLSHIT  :cry:

Why do you need to spend money on it? You can just get it free online. Hell, I got PD as a gift from my dad!
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: NeonWytch on October 20, 2016, 04:01:19 pm
I got it as a gift from a yardsale that I made a donation of 25 cents to. That said, it's a shitty ancient paperback that's mostly in disrepair. It's even missing the Myth of Starbuck!
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Slipper on October 21, 2016, 03:18:54 am
It's bad because I'm left regretting it :I Could've done more than with my time than
play some bullshit like an addict, only to walk off with sore feet and a hazy recollection
of it all. If I didn't have to drop it abruptly, just to live, it'd be great.


Work = moneh
Bullshit = you - moneh
WHICH IS WHY I GOTTA CUT THE BULLSHIT TO BUY MORE BULLSHIT  :cry:

Why do you need to spend money on it? You can just get it free online. Hell, I got PD as a gift from my dad!
cus online costs te moneh
wat b PD, me no kno


I won't, I just wanted to know what you'd pick. My choice would be luring younglings into watching ads for "easy" money
that they don't even have to be present to do, all while sitting at my ad filled site. -cue hand rubbing-


This sounds like you're contemplating something dishonest, instead of dollar for your value.
Wat, den how r ur quarterss makin muneh otherwise?
Is it sposed' to be upfront, as in me directly gettin de dollars to me hands, and/or
my victims having a good understanding of what im doing?
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: NeonWytch on October 22, 2016, 02:49:02 am
It's bad because I'm left regretting it :I Could've done more than with my time than
play some bullshit like an addict, only to walk off with sore feet and a hazy recollection
of it all. If I didn't have to drop it abruptly, just to live, it'd be great.


Work = moneh
Bullshit = you - moneh
WHICH IS WHY I GOTTA CUT THE BULLSHIT TO BUY MORE BULLSHIT  :cry:

Why do you need to spend money on it? You can just get it free online. Hell, I got PD as a gift from my dad!
cus online costs te moneh
wat b PD, me no kno


I won't, I just wanted to know what you'd pick. My choice would be luring younglings into watching ads for "easy" money
that they don't even have to be present to do, all while sitting at my ad filled site. -cue hand rubbing-


This sounds like you're contemplating something dishonest, instead of dollar for your value.
Wat, den how r ur quarterss makin muneh otherwise?
Is it sposed' to be upfront, as in me directly gettin de dollars to me hands, and/or
my victims having a good understanding of what im doing?
PD means Principia Discordia, like, the book.
I have no idea what that second bit was.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2016, 03:31:09 am
The world of commerce is a strange and terrifying thing, and not for the likes of us to question.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: trix on October 22, 2016, 05:18:38 am
The world of commerce is a strange and terrifying thing, and not for the likes of us to question.

Balls.  Everything is for the likes of us to question.

Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2016, 06:29:16 am
The world of commerce is a strange and terrifying thing, and not for the likes of us to question.

Balls.  Everything is for the likes of us to question.

You're turning into me, you know.   :lulz:
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: trix on October 23, 2016, 06:36:57 am
The world of commerce is a strange and terrifying thing, and not for the likes of us to question.

Balls.  Everything is for the likes of us to question.

You're turning into me, you know.   :lulz:
:horrormirth:
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: trix on October 23, 2016, 06:54:36 am
I just want to add, on the topic of not being Roger, that a while back I spent some time looking into the whole "all the crazies come looking for Roger" meme and, well, holy fucking shit.  Seriously, that's messed up.  I mean there have been one or two over the years that seemed to get set off by something else but, the amount of Roger-attracted crazies over the years is fucking unreal.

And then I remember I first signed up here to post a huge stupid rant about something Roger said.

 :horrormirth:
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 23, 2016, 04:02:06 pm
I just want to add, on the topic of not being Roger, that a while back I spent some time looking into the whole "all the crazies come looking for Roger" meme and, well, holy fucking shit.  Seriously, that's messed up.  I mean there have been one or two over the years that seemed to get set off by something else but, the amount of Roger-attracted crazies over the years is fucking unreal.

And then I remember I first signed up here to post a huge stupid rant about something Roger said.

 :horrormirth:

I literally showed up because I'd been stealing Roger and Cram's work for personal use and wanted to find more.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on October 23, 2016, 05:30:48 pm
 :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2016, 12:32:27 am
I just want to add, on the topic of not being Roger, that a while back I spent some time looking into the whole "all the crazies come looking for Roger" meme and, well, holy fucking shit.  Seriously, that's messed up.  I mean there have been one or two over the years that seemed to get set off by something else but, the amount of Roger-attracted crazies over the years is fucking unreal.

And then I remember I first signed up here to post a huge stupid rant about something Roger said.

 :horrormirth:

I literally showed up because I'd been stealing Roger and Cram's work for personal use and wanted to find more.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2016, 12:33:10 am
I just want to add, on the topic of not being Roger, that a while back I spent some time looking into the whole "all the crazies come looking for Roger" meme and, well, holy fucking shit.  Seriously, that's messed up.  I mean there have been one or two over the years that seemed to get set off by something else but, the amount of Roger-attracted crazies over the years is fucking unreal.

And then I remember I first signed up here to post a huge stupid rant about something Roger said.

 :horrormirth:

 :lulz:

You are my peoples and I am your king.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Slipper on October 24, 2016, 11:34:38 pm
Backwards ass empire there.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2016, 03:13:06 am
Backwards ass empire there.

We're not well.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Slipper on October 25, 2016, 03:19:23 am
Backwards ass empire there.

We're not well.
Don't be so modest.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Junkenstein on October 25, 2016, 07:11:55 am
Backwards ass empire there.

We're not well.
Don't be so modest.

OK then.

We are incurably diseased. Most here are malformed and disturbingly subnormal. We're almost exclusively mentally deficient in some way and we laugh about it. About everything.

And it's quite catching. You're probably already riddled and there is no cure.

Sleep well. Eoc is watching you so he'll let us know if you do.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on October 25, 2016, 01:17:19 pm
Backwards ass empire there.

We're not well.
Don't be so modest.

OK then.

We are incurably diseased. Most here are malformed and disturbingly subnormal. We're almost exclusively mentally deficient in some way and we laugh about it. About everything.

And it's quite catching. You're probably already riddled and there is no cure.

Sleep well. Eoc is watching you so he'll let us know if you do.

I still see their faces when I try to sleep sometimes. It's like a wax museum in Tucson or some other part of Tarnation. They're all flowey and beaded with rust colored moisture running down the walls they're crudely nailed to. I know this is when HE'S away and... collecting more for his walls. I never should have let myself wander here the first time... that was a mistake. It's like my soul has an open sore that I keep picking at by coming here against my waking, conscious will and all sensibility. I think it's the faces. They're dragging me back here whenever he's out "getting the groceries" to SEE and DESPAIR for them. To remember that THIS happened to them. All those GRINs hung up like crooked family portraits or... award certificates for.. OH FUCK, coming BACK!!

And he's hungry... you can tell by the giggling... the WAY he does it all sharp. Like the sound of a chopping machine all tweaked out on adrenochrome and ready to dance. Gotta go! If I stay
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: trix on October 25, 2016, 03:54:14 pm
Empire!?

Damnit, I thought I was joining a cult.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Slipper on October 25, 2016, 09:28:58 pm
OK then.

We are incurably diseased. Most here are malformed and disturbingly subnormal. We're almost exclusively mentally deficient in some way and we laugh about it. About everything.

And it's quite catching. You're probably already riddled and there is no cure.

Sleep well. Eoc is watching you so he'll let us know if you do.
I. I've F5'd a million times.. I.. might. What are the symptoms??
WHOSE EOC?


I still see their faces when I try to sleep sometimes. It's like a wax museum in Tucson or some other part of Tarnation. They're all flowey and beaded with rust colored moisture running down the walls they're crudely nailed to. I know this is when HE'S away and... collecting more for his walls. I never should have let myself wander here the first time... that was a mistake. It's like my soul has an open sore that I keep picking at by coming here against my waking, conscious will and all sensibility. I think it's the faces. They're dragging me back here whenever he's out "getting the groceries" to SEE and DESPAIR for them. To remember that THIS happened to them. All those GRINs hung up like crooked family portraits or... award certificates for.. OH FUCK, coming BACK!!

And he's hungry... you can tell by the giggling... the WAY he does it all sharp. Like the sound of a chopping machine all tweaked out on adrenochrome and ready to dance. Gotta go! If I stay


I.. I don't think.. I have it yet.
Empire!?

Damnit, I thought I was joining a cult.
Cult? These peoples have had their minds and bodies ransacked by Roger. This is no cult.
This is the work of the Yellow Man!

Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Junkenstein on October 25, 2016, 09:45:42 pm
EOC is the illegitimate and deposed ruler of Mehico.

Symptoms include everything.

Please do not mention the yellow peril.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 25, 2016, 10:44:28 pm
OK then.

We are incurably diseased. Most here are malformed and disturbingly subnormal. We're almost exclusively mentally deficient in some way and we laugh about it. About everything.

And it's quite catching. You're probably already riddled and there is no cure.

Sleep well. Eoc is watching you so he'll let us know if you do.
I. I've F5'd a million times.. I.. might. What are the symptoms??
WHOSE EOC?


Well I'm sort of everyone's EoC. It's like asking whose Ebola.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2016, 01:21:25 am
Empire!?

Damnit, I thought I was joining a cult.

We multitask well.  This both the Horrible Empire of Tucson AND the world's laziest death cult.  We just can't be arsed to spike the Koolaid.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2016, 01:22:35 am

WHOSE EOC?


He is the last stegosaurus.  He is like 30 feet long with SPIKES UF DEFF.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Junkenstein on October 26, 2016, 01:31:06 am
Buy in to cold blooded propaganda at your own risk.

Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2016, 03:11:37 am
Buy in to cold blooded propaganda at your own risk.

AT THESE LOW PRICES, THOUGH, HOW CAN YOU NOT?
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2016, 03:37:38 am
Buy in to cold blooded propaganda at your own risk.

Believe all propaganda always.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: NeonWytch on October 26, 2016, 04:08:54 am
Buy in to cold blooded propaganda at your own risk.

Believe all propaganda always.
Hmmm, something about that just isn't quite believable...

(http://puu.sh/rVOXm/8cafcdfa72.jpg)
There we go, much better.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: trix on October 26, 2016, 06:00:29 am
Empire!?

Damnit, I thought I was joining a cult.

We multitask well.  This both the Horrible Empire of Tucson AND the world's laziest death cult.  We just can't be arsed to spike the Koolaid.

Lies!  YOU CANT LIE TO ME, I'VE BEEN DRINKING IT FOR AWHILE NOW AND I'VE DISCOVERED ITS NOT EVEN KOOLAID!!!

It's kind of spicy, and goes down hard as hell.  KOOLAID DOESN'T FEEL LIKE DAGGERS IN THE BELLY

maybe I drank from the wrong bowl.  I don't feel so good.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: trix on October 26, 2016, 06:01:19 am
Also did the new person just WOMP Pennyworth's tentacle-face?  :eek:
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 26, 2016, 06:03:58 am
Buy in to cold blooded propaganda at your own risk.

Believe all propaganda always.
Hmmm, something about that just isn't quite believable...

(http://puu.sh/rVOXm/8cafcdfa72.jpg)
There we go, much better.

Oh I can DEFINITELY use this.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on October 26, 2016, 10:48:38 am
Also did the new person just WOMP Pennyworth's tentacle-face?  :eek:

Yup. These neonoobs are quite advanced over previous models.
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2016, 04:54:58 pm
Empire!?

Damnit, I thought I was joining a cult.

We multitask well.  This both the Horrible Empire of Tucson AND the world's laziest death cult.  We just can't be arsed to spike the Koolaid.

Lies!  YOU CANT LIE TO ME, I'VE BEEN DRINKING IT FOR AWHILE NOW AND I'VE DISCOVERED ITS NOT EVEN KOOLAID!!!

It's kind of spicy, and goes down hard as hell.  KOOLAID DOESN'T FEEL LIKE DAGGERS IN THE BELLY

maybe I drank from the wrong bowl.  I don't feel so good.

Bowl?

Dude, that was the anti-freeze I dumped out of my radiator. 
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: NeonWytch on October 26, 2016, 05:28:42 pm
If it tastes sweet, it must be good for you!
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: trix on October 26, 2016, 05:58:28 pm
Empire!?

Damnit, I thought I was joining a cult.

We multitask well.  This both the Horrible Empire of Tucson AND the world's laziest death cult.  We just can't be arsed to spike the Koolaid.

Lies!  YOU CANT LIE TO ME, I'VE BEEN DRINKING IT FOR AWHILE NOW AND I'VE DISCOVERED ITS NOT EVEN KOOLAID!!!

It's kind of spicy, and goes down hard as hell.  KOOLAID DOESN'T FEEL LIKE DAGGERS IN THE BELLY

maybe I drank from the wrong bowl.  I don't feel so good.

Bowl?

Dude, that was the anti-freeze I dumped out of my radiator.

Well I tried to contact the poison control hotline but when I got to the part about drinking from the wrong bowl at the cult meeting of Discordians the uncharitable person on the line laughed at me and hung up.

To which I can only infer that this means I am either quite safe or incurably fucked.  Likely both.

Also, the poison control rep clearly is not interested in joining our cult.  I don't see why not, we even supposedly have KOOL-AID somewhere.

Unfortunately however, said koolaid has apparently not been spiked, so it's far less appealing anyway.  Personally I find I prefer this nice bowl of anti-freeze I got here.  *GULP*GULP*GULP*
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: trix on October 26, 2016, 06:01:01 pm
Rogers radiator CLEARLY KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!

*hic*
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2016, 07:34:32 pm
Rogers radiator CLEARLY KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!

*hic*


It's....

...
...
...

...COOL LIKE THAT.


 :putin:
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on October 26, 2016, 08:02:37 pm
Rogers radiator CLEARLY KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!

*hic*


It's....

...
...
...

...COOL LIKE THAT.


 :putin:

 :argh!: That went right in my eyes dammit!
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: trix on October 27, 2016, 01:01:25 am
Rogers radiator CLEARLY KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!

*hic*


It's....

...
...
...

...COOL LIKE THAT.


 :putin:

 :jumper:
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: LMNO on October 27, 2016, 04:12:48 pm
Rogers radiator CLEARLY KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!

*hic*


It's....

...
...
...

...COOL LIKE THAT.


 :putin:


 :enough:
Title: Re: "In bullshit flowers grow, and that's beautiful"
Post by: Slipper on October 29, 2016, 11:57:13 pm
Nigguh so cool he freeze da thread on mention.