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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2016, 03:28:44 am

Title: When scientists troll
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2016, 03:28:44 am
An acquaintance of an acquaintance submitted this to one of those bullshit predatory journals, and they published it.

 :lulz:

http://medcraveonline.com/JNHFE/JNHFE-05-00183.pdf
Title: Re: When scientists troll
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 31, 2016, 06:37:41 am
Quote
anal sensations have been documented
to  be  quite  different  based  on  multiple  factors,  including  stomach  pH,  overall  nerve 
desensitization,  height,  weight,  and  salsa  preference.

:lulz:

This is great!
Title: Re: When scientists troll
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2016, 03:46:14 pm
Quote
anal sensations have been documented
to  be  quite  different  based  on  multiple  factors,  including  stomach  pH,  overall  nerve 
desensitization,  height,  weight,  and  salsa  preference.

:lulz:

This is great!

I can't help thinking it must have been incredibly fun to write, too. I bet they laughed so hard.
Title: Re: When scientists troll
Post by: whenhellfreezes on December 31, 2016, 09:29:08 pm
Bonus your acquaintance of an acquaintance can put published author on his/her CV.
Title: Re: When scientists troll
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2016, 10:43:20 pm
Bonus your acquaintance of an acquaintance can put published author on his/her CV.

I am fairly certain she already does. :)
Title: Re: When scientists troll
Post by: Trivial on January 02, 2017, 09:45:28 pm
Is this the same journal that published something made with autocomplete?
Title: Re: When scientists troll
Post by: Trivial on January 02, 2017, 09:47:30 pm
http://www.bartneck.de/2016/10/20/ios-just-got-a-paper-on-nuclear-physics-accepted-at-a-scientific-conference/ (http://www.bartneck.de/2016/10/20/ios-just-got-a-paper-on-nuclear-physics-accepted-at-a-scientific-conference/)
Title: Re: When scientists troll
Post by: MMIX on January 02, 2017, 09:53:21 pm
http://www.bartneck.de/2016/10/20/ios-just-got-a-paper-on-nuclear-physics-accepted-at-a-scientific-conference/ (http://www.bartneck.de/2016/10/20/ios-just-got-a-paper-on-nuclear-physics-accepted-at-a-scientific-conference/)
Who would want to present a paper at a conference with the acronym I CAN P?








Except maybe a urologist
Title: Re: When scientists troll
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 03, 2017, 05:28:40 pm
Is this the same journal that published something made with autocomplete?

Probably not, but almost certainly a clone thereof.
Title: Re: When scientists troll
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 03, 2017, 05:31:35 pm
http://www.bartneck.de/2016/10/20/ios-just-got-a-paper-on-nuclear-physics-accepted-at-a-scientific-conference/ (http://www.bartneck.de/2016/10/20/ios-just-got-a-paper-on-nuclear-physics-accepted-at-a-scientific-conference/)

 :lulz: wow.

And these pay-to-play organizations also give shysters and charlatans an avenue for "publishing" their disreputable research papers, affording them the veneer of credibility to the vast majority of the public who have no way of knowing any better.
Title: Re: When scientists troll
Post by: MithridatesXXIII on January 13, 2017, 01:09:21 pm
"fed them to 11 undergraduates"

I needed that laughter