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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 04, 2017, 12:50:43 am

Title: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 04, 2017, 12:50:43 am
 :lulz:

https://www.njhomelandsecurity.gov/analysis/anarchist-extremists-antifa
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: Scott The Cuck on July 04, 2017, 02:27:05 am
LOL
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: Mr. Gone on July 04, 2017, 02:29:45 am
Aww, did they ruin his beach party?
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: Brother Mythos on July 04, 2017, 08:14:33 am
:lulz:

https://www.njhomelandsecurity.gov/analysis/anarchist-extremists-antifa

I thought this post might have been one of your pranks, until I verified its authenticity.

It’s going to take me some time to get my head around this. I live about twenty miles from the New Jersey border, and I have not seen or heard of this in the media. And as I’m a political junkie …
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 04, 2017, 08:42:50 am
This sets a dangerous precident whereby terrorist is redefined as someone of any colour and/or religion. Might kind of fuck with the whole - justification for bombing the shit out of brown people for profit and lulz - schtick  :lulz:
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: Cain on July 04, 2017, 08:54:38 am
I THINK ABOUT ANTIFA 19 HOURS A DAY...
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 04, 2017, 04:54:27 pm
America is over, and we are just waiting to see who gets crushed under the corpse when it finally falls.

lol jk we already know who will get crushed.

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Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: Ipsum on July 04, 2017, 06:10:35 pm
I love how they try to make this sound like a bad thing: "A majority of New Jersey-based anarchist groups are affiliated with the Antifa movement and are opposed to “fascism,” racism, and law enforcement."

Damn anti-racism bastards!

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Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on July 04, 2017, 08:35:07 pm
I love how they try to make this sound like a bad thing: "A majority of New Jersey-based anarchist groups are affiliated with the Antifa movement and are opposed to “fascism,” racism, and law enforcement."

Damn anti-racism bastards!

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:lulz:
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on July 05, 2017, 07:43:33 pm
I THINK ABOUT ANTIFA 19 HOURS A DAY...

But it's WHAT you think about them that they may find objectionable.  :)
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: Cain on July 06, 2017, 01:46:28 am
You are forgiven, because you do not know random FuckedCompany memes from the early 2000s.  It was originally about JOOOOOs, but it is infinitely variable for any topic someone is wildly unhinged on:

I THINK ABOUT ANTIFA 19 HOURS A DAY

I SIT IN MY BASEMENT AND ROCK BACK AND FORTH, AND FOAM GUYS OUT OF MY MOUTH

ANTIFA CAN SECRETLY FLY

ANTIFA SECRETLY RUN EVERYTHING AND OWN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE

MY DOG IS SECRETLY ANTIFA.  I SHAKE HIM FOR ANSWERS BUT HE WAS TAUGHT TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT.

ANTIFA CAN TELEPORT

JERRY SEINFELD IS A SPACE ALIEN WHO CAME FROM THE ANTIFA MOTHERSHIP

ANTIFA OWN AND RUN EVERYTHING BUT THEY ARE NOT SMART, NO SIR, THEY ARE REALLYDUMB

I LIKE TO ACCUSE ANTIFA OF MANY THINGS AND THEN ACCUSE THEM OF WHINING WHEN THEY RESPOND TO MY ATTACKS

YOU ARE SECRETLY ANTIFA

EVERYONE IS ANTIFA

THERE ARE NO ANTIFA

HELP ME, THE VOICES IN MY HEAD FRIGHTEN ME

OHHH MY HEAD HOW IT HURTS

ANTIFA ARE SECRETLY AFRAID OF FRUIT

WHERE IS MY MEDICATION?
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: freshmeat on September 18, 2017, 08:28:11 pm
:lulz:

https://www.njhomelandsecurity.gov/analysis/anarchist-extremists-antifa

bout fvcking time
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 19, 2017, 01:56:24 am
You are forgiven, because you do not know random FuckedCompany memes from the early 2000s.  It was originally about JOOOOOs, but it is infinitely variable for any topic someone is wildly unhinged on:

I THINK ABOUT ANTIFA 19 HOURS A DAY

I SIT IN MY BASEMENT AND ROCK BACK AND FORTH, AND FOAM GUYS OUT OF MY MOUTH

ANTIFA CAN SECRETLY FLY

ANTIFA SECRETLY RUN EVERYTHING AND OWN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE

MY DOG IS SECRETLY ANTIFA.  I SHAKE HIM FOR ANSWERS BUT HE WAS TAUGHT TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT.

ANTIFA CAN TELEPORT

JERRY SEINFELD IS A SPACE ALIEN WHO CAME FROM THE ANTIFA MOTHERSHIP

ANTIFA OWN AND RUN EVERYTHING BUT THEY ARE NOT SMART, NO SIR, THEY ARE REALLYDUMB

I LIKE TO ACCUSE ANTIFA OF MANY THINGS AND THEN ACCUSE THEM OF WHINING WHEN THEY RESPOND TO MY ATTACKS

YOU ARE SECRETLY ANTIFA

EVERYONE IS ANTIFA

THERE ARE NO ANTIFA

HELP ME, THE VOICES IN MY HEAD FRIGHTEN ME

OHHH MY HEAD HOW IT HURTS

ANTIFA ARE SECRETLY AFRAID OF FRUIT

WHERE IS MY MEDICATION?
:lulz:
Totally missed this the first time around. Good thing some fool bumped the thread!
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2017, 05:45:53 am
:lulz:

https://www.njhomelandsecurity.gov/analysis/anarchist-extremists-antifa

bout fvcking time

POLL:

Freshmeat is/was

1.  RHWN
2.  Ron
3.  Poptard
4.  severely malnourished as a child
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: Cain on September 19, 2017, 12:20:32 pm
I cheated and looked at the IP.

Am I still allowed to guess?
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 19, 2017, 03:52:00 pm
3 & probably 4?
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: freshmeat on September 19, 2017, 05:56:29 pm
:lulz:

https://www.njhomelandsecurity.gov/analysis/anarchist-extremists-antifa

bout fvcking time

POLL:

Freshmeat is/was

1.  RHWN
2.  Ron
3.  Poptard
4.  severely malnourished as a child

4.

what's your excuse?
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2017, 07:03:41 pm
I cheated and looked at the IP.

Am I still allowed to guess?

Sure. 

If you're not cheating, you're not trying.
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: LMNO on September 19, 2017, 07:15:32 pm
I'm not trying.


Am I still allowed to guess?
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: Pergamos on November 19, 2017, 09:24:57 pm
That being opposed to fascism now makes you a terrorist is so...American.
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on November 20, 2017, 11:21:52 pm
Antifa is a Russian construct. It was created to discredit the American Left.

The whole catch is that it "can't be viewed as terrorism" because it terrorizes for the left.

Stop placating asinine political ploys, idiots.

"The enemy of my enemy is my enemy."
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 21, 2017, 01:39:12 am
Antifa is a Russian construct. It was created to discredit the American Left.

The whole catch is that it "can't be viewed as terrorism" because it terrorizes for the left.

Stop placating asinine political ploys, idiots.

"The enemy of my enemy is my enemy."

Fuck off, Trumpster.   :lulz:
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: Pergamos on November 21, 2017, 04:42:48 am
Antifa is a Russian construct. It was created to discredit the American Left.

The whole catch is that it "can't be viewed as terrorism" because it terrorizes for the left.

Stop placating asinine political ploys, idiots.

"The enemy of my enemy is my enemy."

So being opposed to Fascists makes you a Russian sympathizer, I think that makes even less sense.
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: Cain on November 22, 2017, 03:56:52 am
Antifa is a Russian construct. It was created to discredit the American Left.

The whole catch is that it "can't be viewed as terrorism" because it terrorizes for the left.

Stop placating asinine political ploys, idiots.

"The enemy of my enemy is my enemy."

This post is amazing.  It's fractally wrong.  The more you look at it, the more wrong it gets.
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2017, 12:57:48 pm
But isn't New Jersey itself technically a terrorist organization?
Title: Re: New Jersey labels antifa a terrorist organization.
Post by: Cain on November 22, 2017, 06:06:21 pm
Jersey Shore is certainly a crime against humanity, so maybe.