Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 23, 2017, 12:45:22 am

Title: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 23, 2017, 12:45:22 am
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0100---What-a-Lovely-Circle-Jerk.png)

Congratulations, assholes, you inspired me again.

Original (derailed) thread here: https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,37961.0.html
Archive: http://imgur.com/a/VBddu
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2017, 01:10:04 am
Oh, dear.

We banned a self-admitted fascist and China Green Elvis is out for revenge.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2017, 01:15:33 am
lol

I had this comic saved from months ago, friend. This just seems like a good time to put it up.

I feel horribly chastened, I can tell you.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 23, 2017, 01:19:31 am
I don't give a damn, Roger. I like you, I think you're a pretty cool guy IRL from what I've seen, but damn - you check back on this board like clockwork to see if there's someone alternative you can shit on. Find something better to do with your free time than derailing every thread by someone who doesn't see eye to eye with you.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2017, 01:20:40 am
I don't give a damn, Roger. I like you, I think you're a pretty cool guy IRL from what I've seen, but damn - you check back on this board like clockwork to see if there's someone alternative you can shit on. Find something better to do with your free time than derailing every thread by someone who doesn't see eye to eye with you.

It's almost like you cracked the code.

And do I know you IRL?
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2017, 01:57:48 am
No, you don't know me in real life. I got pissed off at you a while back and decided to find out for myself, "Who the ABSOLUTE FUCK is this guy?"

I found some YouTube videos of you being you, and I have to admit that I think if you and I ever met, we'd have relatively no problems. You're a human being and so am I. I respect your positions, but I have to be critical of some of those positions. I'm sure that even if we were friends you'd be critical of some of mine. One of my best friends recently chastised me on social media for my centrist position, but he's still dear to me.

Those were in 2009.  I have become a far bigger misanthrope since then.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 23, 2017, 02:01:42 am
Huh... Roger picks up yet another stalker pretending to "like" him in a condescending way.

Nothing ever really changes.  :boring:

I got your papers right here.
 :flush:
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 23, 2017, 02:06:02 am
I understand that you're all hungry for another comic, but I can't just release them minute after minute. Be patient.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Mr. Gone on August 23, 2017, 02:15:24 am
I understand that you're all hungry for another comic, but I can't just release them minute after minute. Be patient.

You're no Max Cannon.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Mr. Gone on August 23, 2017, 02:27:06 am
Nah, I'm good.  I got me a big ole' bottle of Moxie.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Cain on August 23, 2017, 02:34:21 am
Oh dear.  He's caught us out.  Time to wrap it up guys, we're done here.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Cain on August 23, 2017, 02:47:59 am
I actually can't read.  My shameful secret is now exposed :oops:
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 23, 2017, 02:55:52 am
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I deid,
Am ded
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2017, 03:10:41 am
Oh dear.  He's caught us out.  Time to wrap it up guys, we're done here.

Yes, we have been utterly undone by his incisive wit.   :lol:
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Faust on August 23, 2017, 08:17:39 am
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0100---What-a-Lovely-Circle-Jerk.png)

Congratulations, assholes, you inspired me again.

Original (derailed) thread here: https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,37961.0.html
Archive: http://imgur.com/a/VBddu

I don't remember ever saying anything about the altright, i've no interest in that. I do talk about stuff outside my expertise though.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Cain on August 23, 2017, 06:02:30 pm
I wish I were qualified to talk about the far-right  :sad:
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 23, 2017, 10:09:28 pm
I wish I were qualified to talk about the far-right  :sad:

 :lulz:

You are not but the most scholarly of pigeons, taking the most educated of shits upon the chess board.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2017, 12:11:38 am
I wish I were qualified to talk about the far-right  :sad:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 26, 2017, 09:49:16 am
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0101---Something-is-Wrong.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2017, 06:48:09 pm
Okay, that's the sort of thing we need around here.

TGRR,
Blind to irony.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Goddess Eris on August 27, 2017, 02:52:48 am
Yuck


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Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Pæs on August 27, 2017, 12:43:04 pm
Is this the comic thread now?

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Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 29, 2017, 06:48:02 pm
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0102---Oogah-Boogah.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2017, 12:17:04 am
Zen is when you get to hit people with sticks whenever they ask you questions.  Cram suggested this years ago, and I endorse it.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 30, 2017, 02:03:16 am
Zen is when you get to hit people with sticks whenever they ask you questions.  Cram suggested this years ago, and I endorse it.

What kinds of sticks? How many years ago? How many times do you hit them?
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2017, 02:42:13 am
Zen is when you get to hit people with sticks whenever they ask you questions.  Cram suggested this years ago, and I endorse it.

What kinds of sticks? How many years ago? How many times do you hit them?

Zazzen (sp?) sticks.  It helps with the learning.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 30, 2017, 03:16:43 am
Zen is when you get to hit people with sticks whenever they ask you questions.  Cram suggested this years ago, and I endorse it.

What kinds of sticks? How many years ago? How many times do you hit them?

Zazzen (sp?) sticks.  It helps with the learning.

I was asking you questions in the hopes that you'd hit me with a stick. I'm trying to achieve Zen here, dammit.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2017, 05:30:33 am
Zen is when you get to hit people with sticks whenever they ask you questions.  Cram suggested this years ago, and I endorse it.

What kinds of sticks? How many years ago? How many times do you hit them?

Zazzen (sp?) sticks.  It helps with the learning.

I was asking you questions in the hopes that you'd hit me with a stick. I'm trying to achieve Zen here, dammit.

If I could hit people through the internet, I'd die of exhaustion by dawn.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 30, 2017, 07:33:26 am
Zen is when you get to hit people with sticks whenever they ask you questions.  Cram suggested this years ago, and I endorse it.

What kinds of sticks? How many years ago? How many times do you hit them?

Zazzen (sp?) sticks.  It helps with the learning.

Only 1 z I think. "Zazen" is the meditation art and the Rinzai sect does the beating with the "stick of compassion". Then they thank their master for correcting them.

Greatest religious guru scam ever.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: LMNO on August 30, 2017, 12:52:33 pm
A cattle prod is more efficient.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Hoopla on August 30, 2017, 11:18:33 pm
A cattle prod is more efficient.

^
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2017, 01:55:12 am
A cattle prod is more efficient.

But it's not traditional.  I mean, outside of Birmingham.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on September 24, 2017, 11:27:36 pm
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0103---You-Are-Boring.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on October 24, 2017, 06:57:37 pm
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0104---Crybaby.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Hoopla on October 24, 2017, 07:13:35 pm
Why is Weeping Gorilla so unnecessarily aggressive in your mastabatory comics?