Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Saint Benadryl on September 10, 2017, 08:15:00 pm

Title: A neophyte
Post by: Saint Benadryl on September 10, 2017, 08:15:00 pm
Hi all,

I am here to find my way out of (into?) an existential crisis. I believe this is the only religion that has nothing to teach me, so naturally I am here to learn. I bought a copy of the Principia Discordia on Amazon because I was enjoying the parts I read online.

I'm kind of having a hard time with life right now, and interacting with Discordianism is making me feel a little better. Just wanted to say hi before I contribute anything.
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2017, 10:53:19 pm
Hi all,

I am here to find my way out of (into?) an existential crisis. I believe this is the only religion that has nothing to teach me, so naturally I am here to learn. I bought a copy of the Principia Discordia on Amazon because I was enjoying the parts I read online.

I'm kind of having a hard time with life right now, and interacting with Discordianism is making me feel a little better. Just wanted to say hi before I contribute anything.

We kind of advise that everyone own a copy of the Principia, but for fuck's sake don't bother reading that piece of crap.  It has two (2) good ideas surrounded by bad clip art and dadaist nonsense.  It drives us all to bad crank and poor behavior.

That being said, hello and welcome aboard.  Pool used to be on the roof, but photobucket and/or Imgur killed it.  Don't listen to Faust or EoC, they are bad people.  You can trust me, thought, they call me The Captain and I drop the beats.
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: Freeky on September 11, 2017, 02:48:49 am
hey new guy.
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 11, 2017, 03:36:43 am
IT'S A TRAP WATCH OUT NEW PERSON
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2017, 03:37:32 am
IT'S A TRAP WATCH OUT NEW PERSON

Pay no attention to our pal, here.  He's hysterical, on account of too many rounds of the biscuit game, and needs his medicine.
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: rong on September 11, 2017, 04:48:04 am
i stayed for the bad clip art and dadaist nonsense
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 11, 2017, 04:54:46 am
i stayed for the bad clip art and dadaist nonsense
you're the wrong kind of discordian, though.
i mean, your name even says so.
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: rong on September 11, 2017, 05:59:23 am
that's better than a REALLY REAL Discordian, though, right?
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 11, 2017, 11:48:44 am
hello.
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: LMNO on September 11, 2017, 01:03:35 pm
Hey there!  Sorry to hear life is giving you problems.
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: Cramulus on September 11, 2017, 01:09:09 pm
Hi all,

I am here to find my way out of (into?) an existential crisis. I believe this is the only religion that has nothing to teach me, so naturally I am here to learn. I bought a copy of the Principia Discordia on Amazon because I was enjoying the parts I read online.

I'm kind of having a hard time with life right now, and interacting with Discordianism is making me feel a little better. Just wanted to say hi before I contribute anything.

Hi, welcome. The Principia has gotten me through some trash too. Glad you're feeling better-ish? let us know if we can help with the existential crisis.

really sorry to hear about your cat's penis
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: Hoopla on September 11, 2017, 04:24:20 pm
I'm not sorry to hear about your cat's penis, but welcome anyway.
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: PoFP on September 11, 2017, 04:33:38 pm
I'm kind of having a hard time with life right now, and interacting with Discordianism is making me feel a little better.

Ah, I remember my first night with the Five Fingered Hand of Eris...

I'd recommend you take it slow. Adding more than one finger at a time may cause anal fissures.
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 12, 2017, 01:22:52 am
Hi all,

I am here to find my way out of (into?) an existential crisis. I believe this is the only religion that has nothing to teach me, so naturally I am here to learn. I bought a copy of the Principia Discordia on Amazon because I was enjoying the parts I read online.

I'm kind of having a hard time with life right now, and interacting with Discordianism is making me feel a little better. Just wanted to say hi before I contribute anything.

Hi, welcome. The Principia has gotten me through some trash too. Glad you're feeling better-ish? let us know if we can help with the existential crisis.

really sorry to hear about your cat's penis

(Cram doesn't actually care about your cat's penis.  He's a whore for glitter, and any excuse will do.)
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: Ziegejunge on September 12, 2017, 04:07:37 pm
Welcome!

"When the student is ready, the teacher will appear," and all that rigmarole. Hope you're able to work through whatever it is that life is throwing at ya.
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: Chucklemaster on September 14, 2017, 02:06:07 am
Hi, new person!  :)
Title: Re: A neophyte
Post by: Mr. Gone on September 19, 2017, 03:55:15 am
Hi all,

I am here to find my way out of (into?) an existential crisis. I believe this is the only religion that has nothing to teach me, so naturally I am here to learn. I bought a copy of the Principia Discordia on Amazon because I was enjoying the parts I read online.

I'm kind of having a hard time with life right now, and interacting with Discordianism is making me feel a little better. Just wanted to say hi before I contribute anything.

Discordianism has an uncanny knack for showing up at our doorstep in these times. 

(According to some other weirdos, sometimes lunch will just up and wander onto your stoop too.)

It means you are ready....for...well...we're all still trying to figure that part out.