Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Fin on January 13, 2018, 02:20:04 am

Title: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: Fin on January 13, 2018, 02:20:04 am
Yes, YOU can help me get banned! Apparently accounts aren't deactivated and you can't ask to be banned.  So, I need YOUR help. 1) Post  ideas here on how I can get banned as quickly as possible. Nothing illegal and nothing overly insulting please.  2) Report as many of my posts to mods as possible..... I have some ideas. The post I made that pissed folks off was made when I was drunk ( who knew Discos were so sensitive?) so I figure more drunken posts is a good idea,  except it's gonna be real fucking boring for me to do this sober and even more so drunk....  well, I've got other ideas.  PLEASE HELP ME GET BANNED.  Prizes will be awarded to the best, most effective ideas, from my collection of odd found items and some of the  (smaller) side-show oddities I've collected over the years.  I AM SERIOUS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.  You can win really cool stuff! And have the satisfaction of doing a good deed by helping a fellow somewhat sentient being out. Thanks in advance for your efforts! I can't do this without you!
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: Faust on January 13, 2018, 12:07:12 pm
Pity response
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: Cain on January 13, 2018, 03:05:18 pm
tl;dr
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on January 13, 2018, 07:51:46 pm
 :rbtg:
This is all you need to know
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: Fin on January 13, 2018, 08:17:11 pm
No, I just want to delete my account. Really. I asked that in be done in a pm and was told no. If that had been done this thread wouldn't exist.
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: LMNO on January 13, 2018, 08:50:47 pm
You get the Discordia you deserve, not the Discordia you want.
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: Fin on January 13, 2018, 09:32:27 pm
You get the Discordia you deserve, not the Discordia you want.
                                                                                                     Get a grip. It's an internet forum. Not  "Discordia".
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on January 13, 2018, 09:48:53 pm
You get the Discordia you deserve, not the Discordia you want.
                                                                                                     Get a grip. It's an internet forum. Not  "Discordia".

You get a grip. It's Discordia wherever you "are". If you don't want your account anymore stop posting or whatever. Just a thought.
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: rong on January 14, 2018, 03:55:07 am
what's your login password?
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: Fin on January 14, 2018, 04:01:35 am
You get the Discordia you deserve, not the Discordia you want.
                                                                                                     Get a grip. It's an internet forum. Not  "Discordia".

You get a grip. It's Discordia wherever you "are". If you don't want your account anymore stop posting or whatever. Just a thought.
                                                                                                      Thanks. Or course I thought of your suggestion. And this is my last post. But there is a very real practical consideration to wanting my account deleted ....  About "Disco" is wherever you are: you may be right for this place. There's other ways of looking at internet forums . For example: I'm a member of a private,  invitation only Seance Worker forum. We write about ideas & the means to accomplish them. We brainstorm. But in that forum, writing about something Isn't doing it. It's not the performance itself. It's words. That can lead to breakthroughs, sure. It's not the thing itself though. In this forum, to have the moderator wish me a violent death, to troll a post on the Trump thread, saying "Yeah right. Fuck off", not in response to my post but just in response to my having posted at all.... well, I'd like my account deleted, to prevent acts of malicious behavior   .I don't want  my email sitting here. Don't fuck with me please.... Most of you responded defensively to my drunken criticism of this board. Fuck, I don't blame you. I was an asshole. One person responded with real art & creativity. That post inspired me. Thanks.... If you respond further in this thread, know that I won't be around to read it. You'll be talking among yourselves.... going, going....gone.
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: Don Coyote on January 14, 2018, 02:55:12 pm
You get the Discordia you deserve, not the Discordia you want.
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on January 14, 2018, 05:40:04 pm
this thread is dumb, make it go away
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: Dildo Argentino on January 15, 2018, 03:25:20 am
Yes, YOU can help me get banned! Apparently accounts aren't deactivated and you can't ask to be banned.  So, I need YOUR help. 1) Post  ideas here on how I can get banned as quickly as possible. Nothing illegal and nothing overly insulting please.  2) Report as many of my posts to mods as possible..... I have some ideas. The post I made that pissed folks off was made when I was drunk ( who knew Discos were so sensitive?) so I figure more drunken posts is a good idea,  except it's gonna be real fucking boring for me to do this sober and even more so drunk....  well, I've got other ideas.  PLEASE HELP ME GET BANNED.  Prizes will be awarded to the best, most effective ideas, from my collection of odd found items and some of the  (smaller) side-show oddities I've collected over the years.  I AM SERIOUS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.  You can win really cool stuff! And have the satisfaction of doing a good deed by helping a fellow somewhat sentient being out. Thanks in advance for your efforts! I can't do this without you!

Why?
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: Doktor Howl on January 15, 2018, 03:38:46 am
Most of you responded defensively to my drunken criticism of this board.

Action/reaction.  How else did you expect people or the universe in general to respond?

:notnice:
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: PoFP on January 15, 2018, 03:39:57 pm
Yes, YOU can help me get banned! Apparently accounts aren't deactivated and you can't ask to be banned.  So, I need YOUR help. 1) Post  ideas here on how I can get banned as quickly as possible. Nothing illegal and nothing overly insulting please.  2) Report as many of my posts to mods as possible..... I have some ideas. The post I made that pissed folks off was made when I was drunk ( who knew Discos were so sensitive?) so I figure more drunken posts is a good idea,  except it's gonna be real fucking boring for me to do this sober and even more so drunk....  well, I've got other ideas.  PLEASE HELP ME GET BANNED.  Prizes will be awarded to the best, most effective ideas, from my collection of odd found items and some of the  (smaller) side-show oddities I've collected over the years.  I AM SERIOUS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.  You can win really cool stuff! And have the satisfaction of doing a good deed by helping a fellow somewhat sentient being out. Thanks in advance for your efforts! I can't do this without you!

I'm potentially interested if the prize list includes a big bag of whippets. My birthday is coming up, and nitrous oxide will be the perfect addition to my list of party drugs, which already includes kinetic sand, bubble wrap, and copious amounts of angel dust.

Also, why bother trying to get banned and deleted? We all pretty much pretend you don't exist anyways...
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: rong on January 15, 2018, 09:05:25 pm
what's your login password?

Bump
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: Cramulus on January 16, 2018, 04:17:11 pm
The forum is a mirror



but not like how the Principia is a mirror


the forum is more like one of those mirrors you put in a bird cage so the bird thinks she's socializing



except the bird is a bonobo
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on January 17, 2018, 04:44:57 pm
The forum is a mirror



but not like how the Principia is a mirror


the forum is more like one of those mirrors you put in a bird cage so the bird thinks she's socializing



except the bird is a bonobo
:lulz:
Title: Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 28, 2018, 03:50:33 am
The forum is a mirror



but not like how the Principia is a mirror


the forum is more like one of those mirrors you put in a bird cage so the bird thinks she's socializing


except the bird is a bonobo

:spittake: