Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 14, 2018, 04:58:04 pm

Title: Nazi Poetry
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 14, 2018, 04:58:04 pm
Roses Are Red
I Like Your Moxie
Lets Get A Beer
And Go Punch A Nazi
Title: Re: Nazi Poetry
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 14, 2018, 05:02:04 pm
Roses Are Red
Jpegs Are Lossy
Break Out The Banhammer
And Smash All The Nazis
Title: Re: Nazi Poetry
Post by: Dildo Argentino on February 14, 2018, 08:51:41 pm
Bats aren't blind
Bayonets are black
Go out and find
A Nazi to hack
Title: Re: Nazi Poetry
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 14, 2018, 09:17:00 pm
From Interpance!

Whitesups fear unhinged that which befalls
Their race, and so construct big walls.
Entrenched and so strange,
Their ideas you won't change,
So just give them a kick in the balls.

____________________


There once was a Klansman called Billy
Whose cape was so long he felt silly.
With sharp scissors he cut
Some length of it but
He messed up and chopped off his willy.
Title: Re: Nazi Poetry
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 14, 2018, 09:32:09 pm
There once was a Nazi named Duke
He was a fanatical puke
He found out in a hurry
Through a left handed flurry
Not to sound of like a stupid ass mook
Title: Re: Nazi Poetry
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 14, 2018, 09:33:07 pm
I'll try and think up more later. Great thread!
Title: Re: Nazi Poetry
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 14, 2018, 10:01:00 pm
Queers Aren't Weak
Women Aren't Bossy
Fuck Their Assumptions
Curbstomp A Nazi
Title: Re: Nazi Poetry
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2018, 04:16:32 am
There was a little Nazi named Dick
Who had a little frog as his schtick
He was talking to the press
and wound up a hot mess
If I was ANTIFA, him I would pick!
Title: Re: Nazi Poetry
Post by: Emo Howard on February 15, 2018, 09:18:07 am
Neckbeards with torches
"Fine people", he says. Bullshit.
Kill them with hammers.
Title: Re: Nazi Poetry
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 19, 2018, 07:51:34 pm
Hitler was wrong
This I hold true
So if you're a Nazi
I say FUCK YOU
Title: Re: Nazi Poetry
Post by: axod on February 20, 2018, 02:43:26 am
In der German Vic

Dey hang you
By the dick

An' draws dirty pics
On deh wall

So wit sharp'd sticks

Poke dem Teutonix
Tru der NAZI balls!