Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Cain on May 09, 2006, 01:53:41 am

Title: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on May 09, 2006, 01:53:41 am
http://poee.co.uk/site/component/option,com_rsfiles/task,files.display/path,...Ancient_Erisian_Texts/Itemid,28/

Ancient Erisian texts for your pleasure.
Title: List of Discordian books
Post by: Michal on May 09, 2006, 02:02:44 am
*hugs you*
Title: List of Discordian books
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on May 18, 2006, 03:35:00 pm
How handy!
Thanks man. :)
Title: List of Discordian books
Post by: Idem on May 18, 2006, 11:03:58 pm
Oh, that's a really good list.  Thanks for the find.
Title: List of Discordian books
Post by: AJAtheMetastasis on May 21, 2006, 08:06:51 pm
"A virtual treasure trove of discordian wisdom...kudos!"   :mrgreen:
Title: List of Discordian books
Post by: Sweety on May 30, 2006, 03:37:09 am
Very much appreciated! :) I myself have only read the principia itself, and that was years ago...am looking forward to digging into this stuff....
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Elentari on September 22, 2006, 01:59:50 pm
Can I suggest two books related to the field?  The Illuminatus Trilogy and The Illuminati Papers.  While not exactly _about_ Discordia, they have interesting references and can be fun reads :)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 22, 2006, 02:59:46 pm
no, you can NOT suggest some more of RAW's lame-ass hippie shitfest books.

Christ, if you wanna throw your money away on something that you obviously don't get (as evidenced  by your willingness to throw your money away on it), at least get the BOTSG or Revelation X or something slightly less puerile.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 23, 2006, 08:03:49 am
no, you can NOT suggest some more of RAW's lame-ass hippie shitfest books.

Christ, if you wanna throw your money away on something that you obviously don't get (as evidenced  by your willingness to throw your money away on it), at least get the BOTSG or Revelation X or something slightly less puerile.

(http://bbs.whofailedtoday.com/img/smilies/mittens.gif)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Prickly on September 25, 2006, 08:57:13 pm
RAW is useful as an outreach tool, even if he is a goddamn hippie.

GODDAMN HIPPIE!
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on September 25, 2006, 09:27:58 pm
RAW is useful as an outreach tool, even if he is a goddamn hippie.

GODDAMN HIPPIE!

The operative word in that sentence being "tool". 8-)  Besides, I'm only adding free books.  Screw anyone who wants to pay for shit.

Cain,
steals his food and lives in an abandoned house.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Prickly on September 25, 2006, 09:30:15 pm
Yeah, I was loaned Illuminatus, most of what I've read of his I've either borrowed or bought used, and what I bought new I've loaned out to plenty of people to prevent them from giving him too much money.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Invisible Man on October 18, 2006, 05:50:04 pm
What exactly is it about RAW that pisses you off so much?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: LMNO on October 18, 2006, 07:10:13 pm
From what I can gather, it's his "I have no real ending so I'll make all the characters drop acid and then do a Burroughs/Joyce-style cut up that's supposeed to be deep but is just really annoying" style.

He's a better philosopher than fiction writer, admit it.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Jasper on October 18, 2006, 07:12:43 pm
So he wrote a good book with a shit ending.

He's still neccesary reading.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 18, 2006, 07:39:29 pm
meh. I agree that RAW did some valuable things, and maybe I'll even agree that Illuminatus! is required reading at a very early point in one's attempt to break out of Prison(tm), but that doesn't mean that I want to hear about it or discuss it. I mean, when your kid finally figures out how to add and subtract, you'd be proud of him, but you wouldn't go take his equations around to all your friends and co-workers and say "see? this is addition. see how he adds 3 and 6 to get 9? notice how adding 6 and 3 ALSO gets you 9? crazy, huh?"

just saying.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Invisible Man on October 18, 2006, 10:15:33 pm
Fair enough . . . I was just getting the impression that some people wish he'd never written anything at all, which seemed odd.

And I agree with you, LMNO.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Jasper on October 18, 2006, 11:18:11 pm
That's the thing though.  It's subject material that, though very basic one is expected to know. 

It is however, a bit elementary and moot to me.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 19, 2006, 01:03:08 am
I think it probably serves as a useful introduction to people who haven't been exposed to the concept before, or for people like me who were previously unaware that their condition has a name.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Jasper on October 19, 2006, 04:56:33 am
We have a concord.

Us Discordians do not eat baby food.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Invisible Man on October 19, 2006, 01:46:10 pm
You should keep in mind, though, that n00bs coming in who want to discuss those works could have new insight to the old material that you yourself don't have.

It does happen, occasionally.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: LMNO on October 19, 2006, 01:55:20 pm
I'd be willing to listen.


Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 19, 2006, 02:35:56 pm
me too. but history is against the n00bs in this one.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on October 23, 2006, 05:14:23 pm
I shall voice my objections to RAW in the form of a rant.

It was originally to be a haiku, but it was going the way of a Greek Epic in length...

Edit: Once my finger has healed up
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Malachite on October 24, 2006, 12:00:16 am
Hey, thanks for those links. I had only ever read the Principia Discordia... I've got a lot of catching up to do it seems.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on October 24, 2006, 12:04:13 am
Thanks, no problem.  Yeah.  Alot of these are fairly recent.  I suggest you read in this rough chronological order:

The Summa
The Apocrypha
The Zenarchist CookBook
The Book of Eris

The Metaclysmia Discordia
The Wise Book of Baloney
The Apotheosis Psychoerotica
The Principia Entropius

Memoirs of a Daydreamer
The Jonesboria Discordia
A Pocket full of Chaos

You'll also notice at least 3 of these books have bits from people on here (actually there are four, but one is for guessing).
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: LMNO on October 24, 2006, 01:01:46 pm
What about the Black Iron Prison, and The Machine‚Ñ¢?



LMNO
-tooting own horn.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on October 24, 2006, 01:54:06 pm
I had them more down as leaflets.   Big leaflets, but still leaflets.

Oh, alright then.

Go to www.poee.co.uk and in the downloads section you'll find what you need.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Elentari on November 14, 2006, 11:33:51 am
no, you can NOT suggest some more of RAW's lame-ass hippie shitfest books.

Christ, if you wanna throw your money away on something that you obviously don't get (as evidenced  by your willingness to throw your money away on it), at least get the BOTSG or Revelation X or something slightly less puerile.

you made me cry :(

and thanks for the warm welcome
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on November 14, 2006, 11:35:19 am
He was having a rough day.  Welcome back.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Jasper on November 15, 2006, 05:19:47 pm
Hey, he came back. 

Wellllcome.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: richie on December 10, 2006, 05:54:53 pm
I didn't know you yet, so it's a simple 'welcome'.

I just wanted to add, that the books are available at ohmyeris.com (http://ohmyeris.com/4.htm).
They also sell books, but I prefer it as I had troubles contacting poee.co.uk.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on December 22, 2006, 11:02:53 am
It's good to have distributed backups of the hard work done by, well me.

LOL
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on March 03, 2007, 01:25:55 am
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Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: N E T on March 04, 2007, 01:45:50 am
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:mittens:


Mao to Mao Resuscitation still kills me.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on March 10, 2007, 02:59:20 pm
SPAMMAGE

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Here we are in 2007 (or YOLD 3173), forty-eight, or forty-nine years after Mal2 and Omar's Discordian revelations at the hands of the Goddess Eris. Synaptyclypse Generator is proud to present this special edition of the legendary counter-culture classic, the bible of Discordianism. We have spared no cabbage-power in preparing this wonderful hardback edition for your enjoyment and enlightenment. Illuminet disappeared, Loompanics have closed their doors and Ronin have released a mashed up paperback edition. We at Synaptyclypse Generator decided that this wasn't good enough. We wanted our Principia. The real Principia. And what's more, we wanted something special, we wanted it in hardback! Principia Discordia has been republished a number of times over the years, but not since 1976 has it been available to the general public in hardback format. So we took it upon ourselves to produce this edition. We have done the best we could have hoped to ensure a quality and cherishable version of Principia Discordia and hope you fall in love with the Principia Discordia all over again, just as we have.

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Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Triple Zero on March 10, 2007, 06:00:49 pm
:mittens:

my birthday is still far away but i already know what i'm going to ask
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 10, 2007, 07:33:36 pm
as soon as i ditch my job for a new one and pay off my credit...
...then ill actually own a physical copy of PD
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 10, 2007, 07:48:21 pm
as soon as i ditch my job for a new one and pay off my credit...
...then ill actually own a physical copy of PD

But it's free online...

If I was going to pay money for a religion, i'd just be a subgenius (better propaganda).
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on March 10, 2007, 07:51:04 pm
A hard copy is always worth having...and the SubG propaganda aint all that, though the first two books are worth buying.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 10, 2007, 07:52:17 pm
Go on youtube and look at their videos...
They pretty much pwn other religions.

I'm converting if I get enough cash for X-day.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on March 10, 2007, 07:54:05 pm
Seen em.  HIMEOBS could do better.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 10, 2007, 07:57:21 pm
I'd be too scared to watch a HIMEOBS video.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on March 10, 2007, 07:59:02 pm
Yeah, nice hardbacks are not free online - some people like to decorate their book shelves with pretty things - this is a pretty thing. :)

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Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: LMNO on March 12, 2007, 12:02:17 pm
How much is the damn thing, anyway?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on March 12, 2007, 12:19:49 pm
Looks like $30 (£15) with post costs.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on March 12, 2007, 03:35:52 pm
$25.99/£12.99 + shipping, Amazon Marketplace and other sellers may discount it slightly, but not much as it's POD.

Best UK price is currently The Book Depository (http://www.bookdepository.co.uk/WEBSITE/WWW/WEBPAGES/showbook.php?id=1846856043): £13.30 with 'free' shipping. Not much in the way of discounts on the US Amazon unfortunately.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mangrove on March 12, 2007, 06:03:07 pm
syn' - it is pretty. much prettier than the yellow paper loompanics edition i have.

i think your post needed more links & buttons though....i wasn't sure where i was able to purchase from.  :wink:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on March 13, 2007, 08:20:08 pm
:D
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: AFK on March 14, 2007, 01:32:35 pm
You can get free shipping if you see something else you wanted to order from Amazon. 
Super-Saver Shipping FTW!
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Alchemist on March 20, 2007, 03:57:14 pm
What's everyone's view on "The Psychopath's Bible" - Hyatt and Willis? I had a bit of a drunken Amazon session recently and this turned up along with a few other ones.
It looks ok so far. At least it's given me a break from Dawkin's interminable egofest "The God Delusion"
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: breathe on May 11, 2007, 03:07:42 am
I am new to PD as well. I actually stumbled onto it when trying to understand who that bob guy was associated with my first linux distro(slackware).  And then a penpall of mine signed his letters with allways a fnord or 2.. so life led me to the book.. I was reading it at work(a little coffee shop/bookstore) and all my coworkers were like o yah I have heard of discordians they are in this book, one ILLUMINATUS trilogy..  so I picked that up as well.. even though it was lots and lots of nonsense I thought it rocked! I got more involved in it than I did PD.. yet.. I am still a n00b.. I currently enjoying some of RAWs other books as well.. and maybe I am a silly 22 year old hippie.. with strange notions.. but I still would argue that RAW is worthwhile reading.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 11, 2007, 03:08:40 am
is "bob" recruiting for us now?

 :|
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2007, 03:08:54 am
I am new to PD as well. I actually stumbled onto it when trying to understand who that bob guy was associated with my first linux distro(slackware). 

Who?

You mean "Bob"?

http://subgenius.com
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2007, 03:11:04 am
is "bob" recruiting for us now?

 :|

You'd better hope not.  He's been hanging out with a bad crowd.

(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/0/06/JRDobbs.jpg/180px-JRDobbs.jpg)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: breathe on May 11, 2007, 06:05:48 am
I run into more people who have had a glimpse of bobs everwonderous glowing wonder pipe.. than followers of Eris..    but it shouldnt matter who recruited me right.. all that matters is that I have been found =] 

 :fnord:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on May 11, 2007, 10:23:29 am
Troof.  Besides, you can hold a duel membership, unless you are in Texas.  Welcome dude.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2007, 12:53:32 pm
Heya Breathe.

Glad to have you around.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: AFK on May 11, 2007, 02:30:15 pm
hola
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: ruffoverlord on May 24, 2007, 05:56:18 pm
Thanks for saring the links with us.
RAW was maybe a hippie but surely outsmarts many non hippies.
I have to say that this label is surely an obsolte on.
STOP WATCHING THAT'S 70 SHOW DUMBASS LOLLL :lulz:
thxs  :lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: AFK on May 24, 2007, 06:06:39 pm
RAW was on That 70's Show?  Did he provide Ashton Kutcher with any enlightenment?  Did he help him find his car? 
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: bubz_the_troll on June 13, 2007, 02:27:36 am
I have a copy of the Steve Jackson Games edition of the PD.  Content-wise what's the difference between that version and the hard cover edition mentioned a few pages back?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: AFK on June 18, 2007, 02:36:00 pm
Well, I don't have my hands on a hardcover yet.  I know it doesn't have the "extra" material in the SJ version that was submitted by SJGames fans.  Beyond that you'd have to ask Syn.  If you go to www.poee.co.uk you can get the details there. 
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Sweety on June 23, 2007, 10:39:49 pm
a good one is alice in wonderland. I found that its productive to alternatively read one sentence from the xtian bible and one sentence from alice- try it out- its fun!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Triple Zero on June 24, 2007, 01:35:24 pm
actually they did make a bible-alice wordsalad once via one of them markov chain random prose generator things.

sorry if that doesn't make sense to you, but i don't feel like explaining it now. maybe i can dig up the link.

ok little explanation: basically they made a statistical model of the words in the bible (or, part of the old testament i think) and one of alice in wonderland, threw them both together, threw a few (computer) dice, and generated a piece of text that statistically looks like both the bible and alice in wonderland.

it's mostly random sentences that start out as bible text and then with a sudden turn of phrase start talking about the mad hatter and tea or something.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Applecopylacse on July 01, 2007, 07:49:04 pm
This is my first post...
I've never read such a heap of Scheisse in my life,
love it

x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0xxxx
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Payne on July 01, 2007, 07:51:40 pm
This is my first post...
I've never read such a heap of Scheisse in my life,
love it

x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0xxxx

Get used to it.

Also, you can make an introduction at the apple talk introductions thread, and a perusal of the Black Iron Prison thread is often a good way to catch up on what we (most of us) do here.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Triple Zero on July 01, 2007, 08:15:10 pm
a perusal of the Black Iron Prison thread is often a good way to catch up on what we (most of us) do here.

THIS IS A LIE.

but do it anyway
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Payne on July 01, 2007, 08:17:17 pm
a perusal of the Black Iron Prison thread is often a good way to catch up on what we (most of us) do here.

THIS IS A LIE.

but do it anyway

If he has to do it anyway, then what does it matter if it it's a lie?

Don't be working your freaky deaky magic on him, The Scottish Empire claimed him first!
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Triple Zero on July 01, 2007, 08:51:28 pm
ah of course ..

DO IT, NEW GUY, DO IT

LISTEN TO THE SCOTTISH EMPIRE

THEY KNOW WHAT IS BEST
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: AFK on July 03, 2007, 01:57:38 pm
Nah, they're all leading you astray.  You really should go digging through the Discordian Recipe sub-forum.  And then post your favorite recipe for Apple Pie.  Everyone knows that enlightenment can only truly be had when you are enjoying a fine and flaky crust. 
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Invisible Man on July 03, 2007, 05:02:52 pm
This is my first post...
I've never read such a heap of Scheisse in my life,
love it

x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0xxxx

You poor poor bastard.  RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 12, 2007, 09:50:36 pm
I think that Bob's reading is extremely good and useful... if you know what's going on (or was going on) before the book was written, and then in conjunction with several of his other books. His style can appear insane (but remember, he's only half the author).

The first time through, I recommend people read it as a work of fiction. However, for Discordians, the book is a near perfect study of how to properly pull of a international mindfuck, while at the same time spreading memes, meme bombs and meme clusters... and getting paid for it. Masks of the Illuminati can be considered a cross between a mild mindfuck and a step by step guide on doing mindfucks. The Cosmic Trigger series provides an extremely  interesting journal of self-mindfucking, while discussing the philosophical/psychological causes, effects and principles which make up most of Bob's system of Model Agnosticism. Quantum Psychology and Prometheus Rising provide excellent sources of guides, experiments and exercises which I think may be necessary for a large segment of our species if they hope to break out of prison.

To read Bob for humor can be enjoyable... however, Twain did a better job of satire in fiction. To read Bob as a psychologist or philosopher will probably be frustrating, since he tends to throw out anything you may have learned on the subject. To read Bob as a messiah, or a leader, or a teacher... will result in him coming from the grave to make fun of you,

However, to read Bob as a Discordian, practicing his Discordian rites, rituals and mindfucks (from which we can learn something by observation), then you may see him as a grand sage of absurdity.

And that, I think is a damned fine thing.

(Folks who don't like Bob, usually don't see him from more than one point in a model... not always, but I find it appears common).
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 13, 2007, 09:37:01 am
"Bob" turned me into a troll.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 13, 2007, 09:39:06 am
Well, I don't have my hands on a hardcover yet.  I know it doesn't have the "extra" material in the SJ version that was submitted by SJGames fans.  Beyond that you'd have to ask Syn.  If you go to www.poee.co.uk you can get the details there. 
I never felt that the SJ Games stuff sat well with the rest of the PD, so I didn't include it. Also, if I had there would have been some major stinkitude. The Hardback is unique in other ways. BUY IT! http://www.principiadiscordia.co.uk
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mobius_Null on November 15, 2007, 06:19:24 pm
Cain,
      Will any of the Discordian PDFs be made available ever again on this site?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on November 15, 2007, 06:26:46 pm
On this site?  I don't know, ECH owns the domain now, so its possible, though of course it will likely take a fair bit of work.

I could probably upload most of the books to an online hosting site in the interim, while Synpatyx gets POEE back up, if that will do?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 15, 2007, 06:27:52 pm
On this site?  I don't know, ECH owns the domain now, so its possible, though of course it will likely take a fair bit of work.

I could probably upload most of the books to an online hosting site in the interim, while Synpatyx gets POEE back up, if that will do?

I don't have anything up at theinvisiblecollege.com right now... if you're looking for a spot.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on November 15, 2007, 06:52:01 pm
A backup/mirror sounds like a good idea.  I'll give you what I've got, once it uploads.  Well, the kopyleft material anyway (copyrighted stuff can be obtained in other ways.  PM me for links).

Edit: here we are http://mihd.net/apgbmr
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 15, 2007, 07:02:56 pm
I'll pick it up when I get out of class
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Triple Zero on November 16, 2007, 04:37:08 am
how about we post a mihd link to stuff we got in the propaganda directory? posted with title and author would be enough to satisfy most kopyleft, right?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: AFK on December 27, 2007, 03:19:38 am
It's long overdue but I finally put an order in for Syn's hardback version of the PD.  w00t and what not. 
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 27, 2007, 05:15:55 pm
I'll try to have a front door up for the Invisible College Library by the new year. Currently you can see a list of stuff http://www.theinvisiblecollege.com/library if I'm missing anything or should add anything let me know :)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: AFK on January 13, 2008, 04:54:26 pm
So my copy of the beautiful new hardback PD arrived yesterday.  Syn did a masterful job putting it together.  The cover is quite stunning, and the quotes on the back are awesome as well.  Obviously the stuff in between is good too.  Also, thanks to Syn for the thanks from Syn.  Not sure what I did to warrant it but it is appreciated nonetheless.  Now, I just have to decide what to do with my SJGames version.  Or that is, decide which co-worker to give it to. 
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: FnordJunkie on January 14, 2008, 07:12:53 am
I'll try to have a front door up for the Invisible College Library by the new year. Currently you can see a list of stuff http://www.theinvisiblecollege.com/library if I'm missing anything or should add anything let me know :)

I believe I have the sole surviving copy of the "Honest Scroll Of Lies". The Goddess licked my Pineal, suggested I join this forum...and offer to donate it to the Invisible College.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: barumunk on January 14, 2008, 07:59:32 am
just wondering, there isnt a BIP document in that library.....why?  :?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on January 14, 2008, 06:16:01 pm
There is, its just under another name.

Also, I suspect Ratatosk would like a copy of the Honest Scroll of Lies.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 14, 2008, 07:32:37 pm
There is, its just under another name.

Also, I suspect Ratatosk would like a copy of the Honest Scroll of Lies.

Sounds good to me.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Frater Frankenfurter on January 14, 2008, 10:03:26 pm
I post to .  . .(however not recently) . . .and get most of my stuff from  . .

http://www.chaosmatrix.org/

as far as both discordia and chaos magick . . .

(Oh by the way, this is my second post and I would just like to say that I nearly teared up when I found your message board.  There are just too damn few of the discordia boards.  Thank Eris  . . .All Hail Discordia . . .)

FNORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Triple Zero on January 14, 2008, 10:07:05 pm
hi, could you stop doing the thing with the three dots and the spaces ( .  . . )  please?

thanks.

we might be discordians, but we're not discordians !
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 14, 2008, 10:11:47 pm
hi, could you stop doing the thing with the three dots and the spaces ( .  . . )  please?

thanks.

we might be discordians, but we're not discordians !

I ... I sorta like the dots....

I mean... kinda.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Frater Frankenfurter on January 14, 2008, 10:49:09 pm
hi, could you stop doing the thing with the three dots and the spaces ( .  . . )  please?

thanks.

we might be discordians, but we're not discordians !


T . . .h . . .e . .  .     D . . .o . . .t . . .s . .  .   T . . .a . . .l . . .k . .  .   T . . .o . . .
M. . . e . . . . !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  .

(I am the Son of SAMDOT . . . . . . . . .)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2008, 04:10:11 am
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Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Jasper on January 15, 2008, 04:13:03 am
Ellipses are nacreous, and far too common in dialogue among amateur writers these days.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2008, 04:26:19 am
Ellipses are nacreous, and far too common in dialogue among amateur writers these days.

They're pearly and iridescent???
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on January 15, 2008, 11:16:14 am
Ellipses are nacreous, and far too common in dialogue among amateur writers these days.

I like them...but you have to have a feel for when they are warranted in the dialogue.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: LMNO on January 15, 2008, 01:21:44 pm
Ellipses are nacreous, and far too common in dialogue among amateur writers these days.

I like them...but you have to have a feel for when they are warranted in the dialogue.

Seriously... I mean, they're ok sometimes... but it's possible to really over-do it...
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: AFK on January 15, 2008, 01:56:25 pm
Clearly Frater Frank needs to enroll in LHX's Seminar on Carriage Returns

 :D
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Frater Frankenfurter on January 15, 2008, 09:08:17 pm
why are you agitating my dots?

http://eon8dots.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on January 15, 2008, 09:08:48 pm
lolz, eon8
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Jasper on January 15, 2008, 10:13:27 pm
Ellipses are nacreous, and far too common in dialogue among amateur writers these days.

They're pearly and iridescent???

Whoops, I guess the person I got that word from was misusing it.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 16, 2008, 06:29:12 am
Ellipses are nacreous, and far too common in dialogue among amateur writers these days.

They're pearly and iridescent???

Whoops, I guess the person I got that word from was misusing it.

Misuse makes it better.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Jasper on January 28, 2008, 11:19:07 pm
Nacreous just sounds like a malefic word.  It's full of bruncture and snart.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Paroxyst on January 31, 2008, 12:03:35 am
Nacreous just sounds like a malefic word.  It's full of bruncture and snart.


bruncture and snart is what now?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Invisible Man on January 31, 2008, 12:08:18 am
Nacreous just sounds like a malefic word.  It's full of bruncture and snart.


bruncture and snart is what now?

Bruncture is the 'dance' people do on the sidewalk when they are trying to get past each other, but keep getting in the other's way. 

Snart, on the other hand, is an unexpected exhalation of gas through the nasal cavity.

Felix was having you on by pretending the two words are related.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Paroxyst on January 31, 2008, 12:10:35 am
yay!
i like dancing ^^
sorta[...]
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Triple Zero on January 31, 2008, 10:04:04 pm
http://www.google.com/search?q=bruncture

Your search - bruncture - did not match any documents.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Jasper on February 03, 2008, 07:03:05 am
I made both of them up, as intended to illustrate the onomatopoeic quality of the word previously described.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 03, 2008, 07:17:09 am
I like the word "bruncture" and plan to start using it.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: DORADA on February 26, 2008, 02:18:08 am
I'm looking for the book of Eris can anyone help me? i'm very interested in that book, but the link doesn't work, Anyone can help me plis?
thank you   :lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Nast on February 26, 2008, 02:27:35 am
Which book of Eris do you refer to?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on February 26, 2008, 12:07:15 pm
I think they mean Verthaine's Book of Eris.

http://poee.co.uk/site/component/option,com_rsfiles/task,files.display/path,...Ancient_Erisian_Texts...bookoferis.pdf/Itemid,28/ should get you to where you want to be.

I'll update the links page.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on February 28, 2008, 01:46:02 pm
Uh oh, someone at Bookchan uploaded the Book of the Subgenius

http://depositfiles.com/en/files/3816844 (18mb)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 28, 2008, 01:58:58 pm
what heathen would do that
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on February 28, 2008, 03:26:25 pm
It honestly wasn't me (I use my screen name over there, in hope one day Anonibraian will ask me to make fuck her gently, or failing that, make me a mod).
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: DORADA on March 17, 2008, 08:19:26 am
What·s the matter? I am very happy :lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: DORADA on March 18, 2008, 11:12:11 pm
 :p :fnord:Thank you very much.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Reverend Loveshade on June 06, 2008, 06:23:07 am
I think they mean Verthaine's Book of Eris.

http://poee.co.uk/site/component/option,com_rsfiles/task,files.display/path,...Ancient_Erisian_Texts...bookoferis.pdf/Itemid,28/ should get you to where you want to be.

I'll update the links page.

Oddly enough, it says Book of Eris was added there Jan 01,1970, decades before it was even written.  How'd they do that?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Reverend Loveshade on June 06, 2008, 06:27:36 am
While not exactly a Discordian book, you might want to check out The Prankster and the Conspiracy: The Story of Kerry Thornley and How He Met Oswald and Inspired the Counterculture by Adam Gorightly with an intro by Robert Anton Wilson.  It tells more about the beginnings of Discordianism and the Thornley-Lee Harvey Oswald-John F. Kennedy assassination connection than any book I know.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: N E T on June 06, 2008, 08:18:50 am
I think they mean Verthaine's Book of Eris.

http://poee.co.uk/site/component/option,com_rsfiles/task,files.display/path,...Ancient_Erisian_Texts...bookoferis.pdf/Itemid,28/ should get you to where you want to be.

I'll update the links page.

Oddly enough, it says Book of Eris was added there Jan 01,1970, decades before it was even written.  How'd they do that?

:mullet:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: LMNO on June 06, 2008, 01:23:16 pm
I think they mean Verthaine's Book of Eris.

http://poee.co.uk/site/component/option,com_rsfiles/task,files.display/path,...Ancient_Erisian_Texts...bookoferis.pdf/Itemid,28/ should get you to where you want to be.

I'll update the links page.

Oddly enough, it says Book of Eris was added there Jan 01,1970, decades before it was even written.  How'd they do that?

Verthaine probably messed up the target date while travelling between multiverses.  It happens.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Triple Zero on June 06, 2008, 03:35:16 pm
Jan 1, 1970 is the start of the UNIX time epoch.

it's the date/time you get when a UNIX timestamp (measured as seconds since midnight Jan 1 1970) is accidentally set to zero.

so probably a computer glitch somewhere.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Reverend Loveshade on June 07, 2008, 06:03:39 am
Oddly enough, it says Book of Eris was added there Jan 01,1970, decades before it was even written.  How'd they do that?


Verthaine probably messed up the target date while travelling between multiverses.  It happens.

Jan 1, 1970 is the start of the UNIX time epoch.

it's the date/time you get when a UNIX timestamp (measured as seconds since midnight Jan 1 1970) is accidentally set to zero.

so probably a computer glitch somewhere.

Of these two explanations, one is obviously bogus.  (Yes, I know you can see it coming).

Computer glitch?  HA!  Obviously an attempt to cover up St. Verthaine the Goth's Multiversal Transport System!

Reverend "I exposed your evil cover up didn't I? Bwah ha ha" Loveshade
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 07, 2008, 07:05:32 am
omg shut up
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Saint Valifer on June 21, 2008, 03:55:43 am
 :eek:




...ellipsis...
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: AFK on June 21, 2008, 04:31:23 am
 :kingmeh:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 08, 2008, 06:52:38 pm
I think they mean Verthaine's Book of Eris.

http://poee.co.uk/site/component/option,com_rsfiles/task,files.display/path,...Ancient_Erisian_Texts...bookoferis.pdf/Itemid,28/ should get you to where you want to be.

I'll update the links page.

Oddly enough, it says Book of Eris was added there Jan 01,1970, decades before it was even written.  How'd they do that?
Because that version of our download module was broken. Now it's slightly less broken, but still broken.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 13, 2008, 09:42:51 am
I just posted "Book of Eris", "Discordia, A Little Game about a Lot of Chaos", "Metaclysmia Discordia", and "Summa Discordia" to Scribd.  Also found an interesting book called "Condensed Chaos".  Haven't read it yet, but it's mostly about Chaos Magick. 

http://www.scribd.com/doc/903994/Condensed-Chaos
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cramulus on July 14, 2008, 11:39:58 pm
The author of Condensed Chaos, Phil Hine, is a Discordian... well, as much as any Chaote "is" anything. So Condensed Chaos is probably a Discordian work, but it has less to do with Discordia than it does with Chaos Magic.

His book "Prime Chaos" has two appendicies about neophilic irreligions, entitled Liber Nice and Liber Nasty. Liber Nice is about Discordia, and Liber Nasty is about Cthulhu cults. Hine gives a pretty good introduction to both groups, albeit from a rather occultish point of view.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 15, 2008, 05:22:56 am
Got bored so I copied a few more books from POEE to Scribd:  "Aeternus Ille Discordia", "Omiterre Libellus", "Principia Entropius", and "Wise Book of Baloney". 

http://www.scribd.com/people/view/1473479-jablair51

The author of Condensed Chaos, Phil Hine, is a Discordian... well, as much as any Chaote "is" anything. So Condensed Chaos is probably a Discordian work, but it has less to do with Discordia than it does with Chaos Magic.

His book "Prime Chaos" has two appendicies about neophilic irreligions, entitled Liber Nice and Liber Nasty. Liber Nice is about Discordia, and Liber Nasty is about Cthulhu cults. Hine gives a pretty good introduction to both groups, albeit from a rather occultish point of view.
That is on Scribd too.  I'll have a look at it. Thanks.

PS. You're welcome, Raphaella.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Invisible Man on July 15, 2008, 01:16:52 pm
I've still yet to have anyone decode the Important Message on page 16 of the Wise Book of Baloney.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Triple Zero on July 15, 2008, 03:03:19 pm
I've still yet to have anyone decode the Important Message on page 16 of the Wise Book of Baloney.

Well that might be because a smart discordian knows better than to waste their time with that, a dumb discordian wouldnt be able to do it, a lazy discordian would just skip it and a Really Real Discordian For Realness has been encoding the answer in every 23rd character of their posts for years now AND YOU STILL HAVENT NOTICED :argh!:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Invisible Man on July 15, 2008, 11:46:19 pm
Shit.  True.



But, who knows... maybe I encoded the REALLY BIG SECRET...
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 29, 2008, 11:13:43 pm
Got bored so I copied a few more books from POEE to Scribd:  "Aeternus Ille Discordia", "Omiterre Libellus", "Principia Entropius", and "Wise Book of Baloney". 

http://www.scribd.com/people/view/1473479-jablair51
Hey, thanks for that. :)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 05, 2008, 04:20:37 pm
I was bored so I started up a bit torrent of a zip file that contains about a dozen Discordian books.  Put it up on both Pirate Bay and Mininova. Here's a link if anyone else wants to help seed: 

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4328787/Discordian_Literature

(Yes, this is a completely legal torrent, so no whining!)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on August 05, 2008, 04:30:06 pm
I'll be seeding in 6 hours or so, once my download completes.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 05, 2008, 06:17:48 pm
I'll be seeding in 6 hours or so, once my download completes.
6 hours? The file is less than 50mb.  Are you on dial-up or something? 

Also, there have been exactly 23 seeds for the last 6 hours or so.   :fnord:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on August 05, 2008, 06:25:00 pm
I'll be seeding in 6 hours or so, once my download completes.
6 hours? The file is less than 50mb.  Are you on dial-up or something? 

Also, there have been exactly 23 seeds for the last 6 hours or so.   :fnord:

Wireless.  Oh so crappy wireless.  Its currently downloading at 1kb/s
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 22, 2008, 07:32:42 am
I just noticed that there wasn't a copy of Black Iron Prison on Scribd.  That problem has now been alleviated:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/6150789/Black-Iron-Prison
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cramulus on September 22, 2008, 10:42:23 pm
rock on!

I just re-read the BIP this morning on the train ride to work, and I gotta say, it still packs a punch.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: AFK on September 23, 2008, 11:21:59 am
Fuck yeah it does!

I mean, yes.   :D
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Abramelin on September 23, 2008, 02:36:57 pm
Fuck yeah it does!

I mean, yes.   :D

it does, particularly on the way to work...

I think that Bob's reading is extremely good and useful... if you know what's going on (or was going on) before the book was written, and then in conjunction with several of his other books. His style can appear insane (but remember, he's only half the author).

The first time through, I recommend people read it as a work of fiction. However, for Discordians, the book is a near perfect study of how to properly pull of a international mindfuck, while at the same time spreading memes, meme bombs and meme clusters... and getting paid for it. Masks of the Illuminati can be considered a cross between a mild mindfuck and a step by step guide on doing mindfucks. The Cosmic Trigger series provides an extremely  interesting journal of self-mindfucking, while discussing the philosophical/psychological causes, effects and principles which make up most of Bob's system of Model Agnosticism. Quantum Psychology and Prometheus Rising provide excellent sources of guides, experiments and exercises which I think may be necessary for a large segment of our species if they hope to break out of prison.

To read Bob for humor can be enjoyable... however, Twain did a better job of satire in fiction. To read Bob as a psychologist or philosopher will probably be frustrating, since he tends to throw out anything you may have learned on the subject. To read Bob as a messiah, or a leader, or a teacher... will result in him coming from the grave to make fun of you,

However, to read Bob as a Discordian, practicing his Discordian rites, rituals and mindfucks (from which we can learn something by observation), then you may see him as a grand sage of absurdity.

And that, I think is a damned fine thing.

(Folks who don't like Bob, usually don't see him from more than one point in a model... not always, but I find it appears common).
I full agree to that statement, nice done ratatosk

RAW is fine.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 18, 2008, 11:11:16 pm
Out of curiosity can anyone tell me why Principia Entropius is the most popular of the Discordian books I uploaded to Scribd?  It has a hundred more views than everything except for the Book of Eris and has been favorited by several people.  Is St. Syn just that popular?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Xirian on December 28, 2008, 05:48:38 pm
You don't need no stinkin' books to know something about nothin' about someone :evilmad:.  How's about I shut up now?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: the last yatto on January 13, 2009, 09:23:32 am
http://pokerwithoutcards.com/
search didnt turn this one up and its a damn good read
 so much that im stoping on the chapter i am to get it in paper form

even suprized by the intro
NSFTFYS http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1289/rawhb9.png
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on January 13, 2009, 10:48:48 am
Poker Without Cards is pretty good.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Sheered Völva on May 13, 2009, 03:10:39 am
Thanks, no problem.  Yeah.  Alot of these are fairly recent.  I suggest you read in this rough chronological order:

The Summa
The Apocrypha
The Zenarchist CookBook
The Book of Eris

The Metaclysmia Discordia
The Wise Book of Baloney
The Apotheosis Psychoerotica
The Principia Entropius

Memoirs of a Daydreamer
The Jonesboria Discordia
A Pocket full of Chaos

You'll also notice at least 3 of these books have bits from people on here (actually there are four, but one is for guessing).
I've read all of them but two, but will get to them eventually.

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but in mine, a couple of these are great.

As to what I've read of RAW, I generally like the non-fiction more than the fiction.  But I loved Wilson and Shea's The Illuminatus! Trilogy in spite of the apparent non-ending.  I agree with Ratatosk--read it as a Discordian work, and it's great.  (Besides, the really real ending is on page 37 of the Dell trade paperback edition, beginning with "But in Cherry Hills mental hospital in Sunderland, England" and ending with either "'My back hurts,' Mary Lou says," or maybe with "WE'RE GONNA ROCK  ROCK  ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK TO  NIGHT."  But then I also love Monty Python and the Holy Grail, even though it doesn't have a real ending either.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: LuciferX on May 13, 2009, 09:15:43 am
The Synthesis of Precognition...  arghth
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Caliginos Gnosticos on October 09, 2009, 02:46:40 pm
Since a lot of the sites out there seem to have gone away, I'm in the process of putting up all the Discordian literature that I can find on the Sockmonkey Cabal website. It can be accessed at http://sockmonkeycabal.info/?page_id=35 (http://sockmonkeycabal.info/?page_id=35). It's currently incomplete, but I'm working on it. If you see that I'm missing something, let me know, especially if you have a copy of whatever it is that I'm missing. I want to build as complete a free discordian libarary as possible.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Friar Vampire on November 26, 2009, 09:43:42 pm
Ty for the links. I have been searching for them for some time now.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Iason Ouabache on February 06, 2010, 06:11:01 am
New book by Masks of Eris, "Erisiana"

http://masksoferis.wordpress.com/2010/02/03/a-little-something-to-read-erisiana/
http://www.scribd.com/doc/26353203/Erisiana
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on February 25, 2010, 01:44:17 pm
Principia Discordia Snake edition in paperback: :D :D :D

(the new hardback is still in the pipeline)

UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/140925674X?ie=UTF8&tag=purc-21&linkCode=as2&camp=1634&creative=19450&creativeASIN=140925674X

USA: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/140925674X?ie=UTF8&tag=paratanameofe-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=140925674X

Yes, thay ARE affiliate links. You don't pay any more than the cover price, so are you gonna bust my balls for getting a few cents out of Amazon?

If you want to give me a bigger chunk of cash, buy from Lulu, they give me a bigger slice. ;) http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/principia-discordia/4354893?productTrackingContext=center_search_results
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: LMNO on February 25, 2010, 02:18:38 pm
Even though I already have a copy (yellow Loopamaniac edition), and I don't really use it anymore, I'm really considering getting one.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 26, 2010, 07:17:27 am
YAY! Glad to see the best edition EVER back on the shelves, so to speak!
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: tjg92 on February 27, 2010, 08:53:10 am
You can still get it on amazon for the low low price of 2 grand.

http://www.amazon.com/Principia-Discordia-Magnum-Malaclypse-Younger/dp/1846856043
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: the last yatto on April 11, 2010, 09:36:51 pm
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Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Don Coyote on August 02, 2010, 04:18:04 pm
Is it a good sign that the Army blocked the link in the OP?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: AFK on August 02, 2010, 04:25:01 pm
Probably. 
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: the last yatto on August 20, 2010, 07:29:43 pm
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Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Jimmy Chitwood on October 22, 2010, 11:27:16 am
no, you can NOT suggest some more of RAW's lame-ass hippie shitfest books.

Christ, if you wanna throw your money away on something that you obviously don't get (as evidenced  by your willingness to throw your money away on it), at least get the BOTSG or Revelation X or something slightly less puerile.

I really enjoyed reading the Illuminatus Trilogy (it was well worth the $3 off eBay), even though it can be quite confusing at times. I found myself having to re-read pages once in awhile, but I'm glad I stuck with it because it is one of my favorite books now. I would agree that the ending wasn't the greatest... still I can't wait to read it again. Hopefully I will be able to pick up on many thing I missed the first time through.

Anyways... This book basically led me to this site, and having read your responses about Robert Anton Wilson, I am not sure if I will be welcomed here. What's the worst that can happen, right?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2010, 07:00:40 pm
Over here, we tend to kill our idols.

Or anyone else who we think is getting too much credit.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 07:02:18 pm
Anyways... This book basically led me to this site, and having read your responses about Robert Anton Wilson, I am not sure if I will be welcomed here. What's the worst that can happen, right?

Tumors on your neck and strange puncture marks up and down your back.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Telarus on October 22, 2010, 09:16:58 pm
Yah, most of us like RAW's work, but are still completely willing to make fun of it.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: the last yatto on October 23, 2010, 01:43:28 am
Jimmy read atlas shrugged then tit again
Might want to wash your brain afterwords
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Jimmy Chitwood on October 23, 2010, 04:34:14 pm
Jimmy read atlas shrugged then tit again
Might want to wash your brain afterwords

I've never heard of it but im sure to look into it. It's always fun to wash ones brain now and again.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Telarus on October 23, 2010, 11:15:39 pm
"Atlas Shrugged" is made fun of in the Illuminatus! trilogy (and more so in 'Schrodinger's Cat', the parallel-universe pseudo-sequel to I!3), I think RAW uses the title "Atlas Sneezed" in his book (yes, that's a AynRand/orgasm joke).
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: the last yatto on October 26, 2010, 05:45:28 am
the gay science - Nietzsche
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: the last yatto on October 26, 2010, 11:37:42 pm
Monkeybible dot com
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: the last yatto on November 16, 2010, 11:54:39 am
Quote
Immortals born in the thirteenth century, Lucien Riordan and Ranulf Styr have waited centuries to be reunited with their love. Want for her cemented their friendship through time even as it tore it apart. She changed their lives, made them want better, and they plan to show her that. There’s only one catch—she’s never met them before.


Eris Brue is flattered by Lucien and Ranulf’s attention but they are her bosses. She doesn’t want to get tangled up in an office romance, especially not with two men. Their joint seduction overcomes her resolve and she gives in even though she knows they are keeping secrets that could doom their relationship.


Centuries of planning have finally come to fruition. Lucien and Ranulf have a short amount of time to make Eris love them, because once time has her, everything could come to an end.


Buy Link: http://www.bookstrand.com/eris


Read the First chapter: http://dreneebagbypresentsfirstchapters.blogspot.com/2010/06/eris-by-d-renee-bagby.html
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Invisible Man on November 16, 2010, 02:23:08 pm
"Atlas Shrugged" is made fun of in the Illuminatus! trilogy (and more so in 'Schrodinger's Cat', the parallel-universe pseudo-sequel to I!3), I think RAW uses the title "Atlas Sneezed" in his book (yes, that's a AynRand/orgasm joke).

Telemachus Sneezed... both a joke about Ayn and Ulysses, at the same time.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 07:29:16 pm
Quote
Immortals born in the thirteenth century, Lucien Riordan and Ranulf Styr have waited centuries to be reunited with their love. Want for her cemented their friendship through time even as it tore it apart. She changed their lives, made them want better, and they plan to show her that. There’s only one catch—she’s never met them before.


Eris Brue is flattered by Lucien and Ranulf’s attention but they are her bosses. She doesn’t want to get tangled up in an office romance, especially not with two men. Their joint seduction overcomes her resolve and she gives in even though she knows they are keeping secrets that could doom their relationship.


Centuries of planning have finally come to fruition. Lucien and Ranulf have a short amount of time to make Eris love them, because once time has her, everything could come to an end.


Buy Link: http://www.bookstrand.com/eris


Read the First chapter: http://dreneebagbypresentsfirstchapters.blogspot.com/2010/06/eris-by-d-renee-bagby.html

:lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: the last yatto on November 17, 2010, 01:26:35 am
"Atlas Shrugged" is made fun of in the Illuminatus! trilogy


Also is Hot Topic CEO's favorite book
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 20, 2011, 11:18:22 pm
I get a 404 error :(

Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: wudgar on August 13, 2011, 10:16:19 pm
PD Great Lakes Cabal Edition
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: the last yatto on September 05, 2011, 09:42:30 am
its more a subgenius book since it uses the term overman but still worth reading

THus Spoke Zarathustra
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: MMMW on September 12, 2011, 10:05:22 pm
Noob here! The link to the list of classic discordian reads is broken.
Wanna start a new list of essential readings for noobs like me?
I'll start...

-Principia Discordia
-The Illuminatus Trilogy
-Church of Subgenius

What recent books get to the heart of it?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: LMNO on September 12, 2011, 10:16:38 pm
Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail

The Chao te Ching (shameless plug)

The LessWrong Sequences

Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Placid Dingo on October 01, 2011, 05:29:13 am
The PD,
The Apocyrpha Discordia
The Black Iron Prison
The Zenarchist Cookbook
The Chao Te Ching

That's a pretty good starters list.

Probably I!3 is good too, but I have yet to read it.

St Mae has a good list too http://discordian.com/reading.html
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: the last yatto on October 31, 2011, 11:08:03 pm
Has someone said parapolitics? Its mostly just about conspiracies but there's the sacred chao on page twenty three :lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: BjornGrey on October 18, 2012, 11:30:04 am
Even though Peter Lamborn Wilson/Hakim Bey does not come out and say it, though he does come close on a few occasions, I have always considered him to be the second primary "thealogian," or "atheologian," or Discordianism thinker (Thornley and Hill aside). Of course RAW is the other for this period... you know, the pre-internet boom of Discordian texts. He did a few lecture tours with RAW, published reviews of his work (and vice versa), and wrote him a lovely obit in 5th Estate. [http://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/peter-lamborn-wilson-liquor-and-weed-for-him-were-bardic-fuel-peter-lamborn-wilson-s-obituary-f]

The early 1961-1964 Discordian documents stress the importance of non-canonical Discordian works and authors, who they dub "Compilers of Truth-Lay". It seems to me that TAZ, like so many other works (esp. Terry Southern's The Magic Christian) are rightfully placed on Discordian sites as Discordian in nature.

ya dig?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 21, 2012, 09:23:58 pm
because its only the truth

'The Complete Works Of William Blake"

Is about as discordian as they come (for all you revolutionaries out there)

Also National Lampoon circa late 70s & early 80s

& if you have the time: The Brothers Karamazov

then there's Burroughs, but you have weed out the flaming homosexual shit...
... unless you're into that...

and then ther'es Andy Kaufman.. I don't sure if he wrote any books..

 
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2012, 09:29:26 pm
because its only the truth

'The Complete Works Of William Blake"

Is about as discordian as they come (for all you revolutionaries out there)

Also National Lampoon circa late 70s & early 80s

& if you have the time: The Brothers Karamazov

then there's Burroughs, but you have weed out the flaming homosexual shit...
... unless you're into that...

and then ther'es Andy Kaufman.. I don't sure if he wrote any books..

 

 :ohboy:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 21, 2012, 09:54:41 pm
because its only the truth

'The Complete Works Of William Blake"

Is about as discordian as they come (for all you revolutionaries out there)

Also National Lampoon circa late 70s & early 80s

& if you have the time: The Brothers Karamazov

then there's Burroughs, but you have weed out the flaming homosexual shit...
... unless you're into that...

and then ther'es Andy Kaufman.. I don't sure if he wrote any books..

 

 :ohboy:

Honestly brother yellow: you have a fetish for getting the shit kicked out of you by smaller dudes (and perhaps dudettes)
.. I can't explain it to you, I don't know what your reasons are:  Maybe you had a big brother(sister) who kicked the shit out of you, or maybe you had a little brother(sister) who you kicked the shit out of... in any event, its obviously pathological, and a a few years in psychotherapy would set you straight.

Check out the works of Chas Adams..


Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2012, 09:57:28 pm

Honestly brother yellow: you have a fetish for getting the shit kicked out of you by smaller dudes (and perhaps dudettes)
.. I can't explain it to you, I don't know what your reasons are:  Maybe you had a big brother(sister) who kicked the shit out of you, or maybe you had a little brother(sister) who you kicked the shit out of... in any event, its obviously pathological, and a a few years in psychotherapy would set you straight.

Check out the works of Chas Adams..

:lulz:

Thanks, Sigmund.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2012, 09:58:43 pm
The really fun thing about Zara is that he has never actually had an original thought of his own.  Everything he posts is an appeal to authority involving RAW, etc.

Poor little pinkboy.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 22, 2012, 12:19:04 am
The really fun thing about Zara is that he has never actually had an original thought of his own.  Everything he posts is an appeal to authority involving RAW, etc.

Poor little pinkboy.

Because Wilson wrote on and on about Andy Kaufman

But now I realize you're just trying to pick a fight..
You must have had some f'n childhood...
now gaze into the spiral...............
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2012, 12:20:14 am
The really fun thing about Zara is that he has never actually had an original thought of his own.  Everything he posts is an appeal to authority involving RAW, etc.

Poor little pinkboy.

Because Wilson wrote on and on about Andy Kaufman

I guess you missed the "etc" part.  Which would include Kaufman.

You're just a walking megaphone, right?  Mindlessly repeating whatever Official Discordians™ say.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 22, 2012, 12:32:22 am
Boy...

There you go..

The Muslims got hijacked too..

Go drink some of your black gold..

And watch for how long you point the finger.. one day it might get pointed back at you..
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 22, 2012, 01:19:50 am
 :lulz: Are you on drugs?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2012, 04:39:09 am
The Muslims got hijacked too..

I am the cancer that is killing Discordianism.

Everything was perfect before I wrecked it.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2012, 04:40:21 am
:lulz: Are you on drugs?

The black gold thing is great.  I am EVIL because I work for an oil company.  He is not evil for using our product.

Also, he doesn't believe that I have to pay at the pump like everyone else.  No, I just back the car up to the refinery and take what I like.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 22, 2012, 04:49:59 am
Look out, Roger, he's going to SHOW YOU! and also TAKE YOU DOWN! for the people.  :lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2012, 04:51:37 am
Look out, Roger, he's going to SHOW YOU! and also TAKE YOU DOWN! for the people.  :lulz:

Well, SOMEONE has to end my REIGN OF TERRORTM.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 22, 2012, 04:59:28 am
Look out, Roger, he's going to SHOW YOU! and also TAKE YOU DOWN! for the people.  :lulz:

Well, SOMEONE has to end my REIGN OF TERRORTM.

And mind lazors. Don't forget mind lazors.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on October 22, 2012, 05:08:44 am
Zara, I'm still waiting for you to kick the shit out of something.

Here ya go:

(http://www.poundland.co.uk/images/4297/original/barbie-ball.jpg)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 23, 2012, 12:36:03 am
Boy...

There you go..

The Muslims got hijacked too..

Go drink some of your black gold..

And watch for how long you point the finger.. one day it might get pointed back at you..

Yellow... Only someone who claims to be innocuous while reaping the benefit of their rape and murder of untold billions and then kavetching about how they "too" 'have to pay at the pump' can be considered the utter and complete negative influence on society (not to mention the ultimate hypocrite)... unless you work for the oil industry as a proponent as to how to stop the irrevocable harm that you are doing, well there really are no words... Maybe you turn the oil in to pixie dust that offsets all the negative influences of oil... whatever the case may be, I sincerely support you in your plight.. especially the ones that don't turn said billions into wage slaves... and also outright slaves... maybe you work on increasing fuel efficiency.. maybe you don't.. call me a 'hippie' but as soon as you call me that you are a yuppie.. and it disgusts me that I even have to write this, because as we all know, we should all be fueled by the friction of time against space... which, having read the Trilogy, should be powering us all... or did you forget the ending?

eh?

foul brained corrupter of penultimate eviltm



Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Freeky on October 23, 2012, 12:53:15 am
What in sweet gibbering fuck.  :lulz:

OMG ROGER AS THE MAINTENANCE MANAGER OF A PLANT OWNED BY AN OIL COMPANY YOU ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR CHANGING THE ENTIRE WORLD'S DEPENDENCE ON OIL AND POWER EVERYTHING WITH COMPLETE AND FIGURATIVE BULLSHIT.  THIS IS YOUR JOB ALONE. WHY ARENT YOU DOING YOUR JOB, ROGER?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 12:56:21 am
Yellow... Only someone who claims to be innocuous while reaping the benefit of their rape and murder of untold billions and then kavetching about how they "too" 'have to pay at the pump' can be considered the utter and complete negative influence on society (not to mention the ultimate hypocrite)... unless you work for the oil industry as a proponent as to how to stop the irrevocable harm that you are doing, well there really are no words... Maybe you turn the oil in to pixie dust that offsets all the negative influences of oil... whatever the case may be, I sincerely support you in your plight.. especially the ones that don't turn said billions into wage slaves... and also outright slaves... maybe you work on increasing fuel efficiency.. maybe you don't.. call me a 'hippie' but as soon as you call me that you are a yuppie.. and it disgusts me that I even have to write this, because as we all know, we should all be fueled by the friction of time against space... which, having read the Trilogy, should be powering us all... or did you forget the ending?

eh?

foul brained corrupter of penultimate eviltm

But it's perfectly okay for YOU to benefit from oil, of course.  That's different, right?  Using it is fine, and slamming the people who produce it is fine, and there's no fucking hypocrisy there, is there?

And fuck the trilogy.  The ending was James Joyce nonsense for which RAW should have been beaten.  And let me know how well "the friction of time against space" keeps your fucking house warm this winter, and how many miles you get off a fucking tank.

Useless fucking airhead.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 12:59:56 am
What in sweet gibbering fuck.  :lulz:

OMG ROGER AS THE MAINTENANCE MANAGER OF A PLANT OWNED BY AN OIL COMPANY YOU ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR CHANGING THE ENTIRE WORLD'S DEPENDENCE ON OIL AND POWER EVERYTHING WITH COMPLETE AND FIGURATIVE BULLSHIT.  THIS IS YOUR JOB ALONE. WHY ARENT YOU DOING YOUR JOB, ROGER?

Because I like to run protestors over with a forklift, while spraying hydrocarbons all over the countryside, of course.

Zara's a typical useless fucking hippie.  He wants all the benefits of society, so that he can scream about how those benefits arrive, either in the form of oil, or food, or anything else.

He is the ULTIMATE spoiled & entitled American.  He's a damn CARICATURE.

And he's been posting here on and off for 7 years, so it isn't like he's some 16 year old that hasn't figured things out yet.  He's had years, and he still acts like a petulant child.

"WE CAN FUEL OURSELVES WITH THE FRICTION OF TIME AGAINST SPACE!"
\
:hippie:

Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Freeky on October 23, 2012, 01:06:20 am
It's good for a laugh, though. He really believes this crap, that you are actually evil because you work for big oil, and that he's Got It, For Real, The Secret of the Universe.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 01:06:36 am
Also:  http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30127.0.html

Fuck hippies.  In the ear hole.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 01:07:14 am
It's good for a laugh, though. He really believes this crap, that you are actually evil because you work for big oil, and that he's Got It, For Real, The Secret of the Universe.

Sure.  And that his USING oil is okay, but PRODUCING it isn't.

Because oil should only be squeezed out of fresh unicorn turds.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Freeky on October 23, 2012, 01:12:57 am
Well, DUH.  :lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 23, 2012, 01:13:40 am
I don't know who to quote, but I'll sum it up like this:

"Kennedy had it coming to him"
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 23, 2012, 01:16:24 am
Yellow... Only someone who claims to be innocuous while reaping the benefit of their rape and murder of untold billions and then kavetching about how they "too" 'have to pay at the pump' can be considered the utter and complete negative influence on society (not to mention the ultimate hypocrite)... unless you work for the oil industry as a proponent as to how to stop the irrevocable harm that you are doing, well there really are no words... Maybe you turn the oil in to pixie dust that offsets all the negative influences of oil... whatever the case may be, I sincerely support you in your plight.. especially the ones that don't turn said billions into wage slaves... and also outright slaves... maybe you work on increasing fuel efficiency.. maybe you don't.. call me a 'hippie' but as soon as you call me that you are a yuppie.. and it disgusts me that I even have to write this, because as we all know, we should all be fueled by the friction of time against space... which, having read the Trilogy, should be powering us all... or did you forget the ending?

eh?

foul brained corrupter of penultimate eviltm

But it's perfectly okay for YOU to benefit from oil, of course.  That's different, right?  Using it is fine, and slamming the people who produce it is fine, and there's no fucking hypocrisy there, is there?

And fuck the trilogy.  The ending was James Joyce nonsense for which RAW should have been beaten.  And let me know how well "the friction of time against space" keeps your fucking house warm this winter, and how many miles you get off a fucking tank.

Useless fucking airhead.

There is no emoticon for this...

Inspecta Deck fool..
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Freeky on October 23, 2012, 01:17:49 am
Ah, he's clearly herping his derp.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 23, 2012, 01:18:30 am
Yellow... Only someone who claims to be innocuous while reaping the benefit of their rape and murder of untold billions and then kavetching about how they "too" 'have to pay at the pump' can be considered the utter and complete negative influence on society (not to mention the ultimate hypocrite)... unless you work for the oil industry as a proponent as to how to stop the irrevocable harm that you are doing, well there really are no words... Maybe you turn the oil in to pixie dust that offsets all the negative influences of oil... whatever the case may be, I sincerely support you in your plight.. especially the ones that don't turn said billions into wage slaves... and also outright slaves... maybe you work on increasing fuel efficiency.. maybe you don't.. call me a 'hippie' but as soon as you call me that you are a yuppie.. and it disgusts me that I even have to write this, because as we all know, we should all be fueled by the friction of time against space... which, having read the Trilogy, should be powering us all... or did you forget the ending?

eh?

foul brained corrupter of penultimate eviltm

But it's perfectly okay for YOU to benefit from oil, of course.  That's different, right?  Using it is fine, and slamming the people who produce it is fine, and there's no fucking hypocrisy there, is there?

And fuck the trilogy.  The ending was James Joyce nonsense for which RAW should have been beaten.  And let me know how well "the friction of time against space" keeps your fucking house warm this winter, and how many miles you get off a fucking tank.

Useless fucking airhead.

There is no emoticon for this...

Inspecta Deck fool..

And yes, we all do have a choice.. One has a choice as to how one would invest their time.. you obviously have chosen wrong,, and are taking discordia with it..

Now lets all beat up the ghost of Robert Anton Wilson...

(and I'm the idiot)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Freeky on October 23, 2012, 01:20:37 am
You're seriously a moron.   :lulz:

Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Freeky on October 23, 2012, 01:22:36 am
I've never even read RAW. I was under the impression I wasn't missing much.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 01:29:18 am
I don't know who to quote, but I'll sum it up like this:

"Kennedy had it coming to him"

Not getting shot in the head is a matter of personal responsibility.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 01:30:29 am
I've never even read RAW. I was under the impression I wasn't missing much.

He had an interesting way of rephrasing Thornley and Leary...But he always tried to be James Joyce at the end of each book series, so you're like "I read 400 pages for THIS?"
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 01:33:04 am
And yes, we all do have a choice.. One has a choice as to how one would invest their time.. you obviously have chosen wrong,, and are taking discordia with it..

Now lets all beat up the ghost of Robert Anton Wilson...

(and I'm the idiot)

1.  Yes, I invest mine making sure shit works.  You invest yours whining about shit working, while you use that shit.  You are the very definition of a hypocrite, and an entitled tard.

2.  I am the cancer that is killing Discordia, yes, I know. 

3.  You dig him up, and I'll bring the engineer boots.

4.  Yes.  You are the idiot.  However, you give me something to hate (you), which means I'm more pleasant to PDers and homeless people.  So you have that going for you.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 01:33:46 am
There is no emoticon for this...

Then I guess you're fucked, right?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 01:35:10 am
And now he's lurking logged out.   :lulz:

AND THE HEATHENS WERE SHAMED!
\
:walken:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 23, 2012, 01:36:03 am
I've never even read RAW. I was under the impression I wasn't missing much.

He had an interesting way of rephrasing Thornley and Leary...But he always tried to be James Joyce at the end of each book series, so you're like "I read 400 pages for THIS?"

well, shyeah! duh!  I mean like, y'know?!
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 23, 2012, 01:37:14 am
And yes, we all do have a choice.. One has a choice as to how one would invest their time.. you obviously have chosen wrong,, and are taking discordia with it..

Now lets all beat up the ghost of Robert Anton Wilson...

(and I'm the idiot)

1.  Yes, I invest mine making sure shit works.  You invest yours whining about shit working, while you use that shit.  You are the very definition of a hypocrite, and an entitled tard.

2.  I am the cancer that is killing Discordia, yes, I know. 

3.  You dig him up, and I'll bring the engineer boots.

4.  Yes.  You are the idiot.  However, you give me something to hate (you), which means I'm more pleasant to PDers and homeless people.  So you have that going for you.

where do I mail the check?

eh?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 01:37:44 am
And yes, we all do have a choice.. One has a choice as to how one would invest their time.. you obviously have chosen wrong,, and are taking discordia with it..

Now lets all beat up the ghost of Robert Anton Wilson...

(and I'm the idiot)

1.  Yes, I invest mine making sure shit works.  You invest yours whining about shit working, while you use that shit.  You are the very definition of a hypocrite, and an entitled tard.

2.  I am the cancer that is killing Discordia, yes, I know. 

3.  You dig him up, and I'll bring the engineer boots.

4.  Yes.  You are the idiot.  However, you give me something to hate (you), which means I'm more pleasant to PDers and homeless people.  So you have that going for you.

where do I mail the check?

eh?

You're actually a schizo, aren't you?  Serious question.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 23, 2012, 01:48:26 am

[/quote]

You're actually a schizo, aren't you?  Serious question.
[/quote]

"I'm not mad man! I'm ill!"

(paraphrased from the principia)

+ and on your end of the court... its probably better if you address your anger issues sooner rather than later, than rambling down this wormhole until you implode +

*it will make the wifey happy*

Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 23, 2012, 01:52:09 am
Best to you all..

Now we have a battle of ideals at our doorstep  :fnord:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Freeky on October 23, 2012, 01:58:21 am
Guess what dude.

Your blind adherence to and quotation of the PD has marked you as no different than Pat Robertson or Newt Gingrich.

Good job, greyface
 :lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Don Coyote on October 23, 2012, 02:15:52 am
Guess what dude.

Your blind adherence to and quotation of the PD has marked you as no different than Pat Robertson or Newt Gingrich.

Good job, greyface
 :lulz:

You, miss, owe me a beer for that. :lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 02:24:15 am


"I'm not mad man! I'm ill!"

(paraphrased from the principia)

+ and on your end of the court... its probably better if you address your anger issues sooner rather than later, than rambling down this wormhole until you implode +

*it will make the wifey happy*

The "wifey" likes me angry.  She's angry, too.  And she particularly hates people who refer to women by cutsey names like "wifey".
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 02:25:20 am
Best to you all..

Now we have a battle of ideals at our doorstep  :fnord:

Who's this "our"?

You have a fucking mouse in your pocket?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 23, 2012, 03:35:58 am
To: All of the above

From: "Zara"

Re: Your mindnumbing baseless superiority complex

...You played yourself again...



 
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 03:38:19 am
To: All of the above

From: "Zara"

Re: Your mindnumbing baseless superiority complex

...You played yourself again...

Um, yeah.  In your head, I am sure the debate went your way.

Stupid hippie.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 23, 2012, 03:43:56 am
How do I quote the last two pages and then quote what you just said...

(hypocritical douchebag)

eh?

 
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 03:45:21 am
How do I quote the last two pages and then quote what you just said...

(hypocritical douchebag)

 :lolchix:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 23, 2012, 03:47:37 am
How do I quote the last two pages and then quote what you just said...

(hypocritical douchebag)

 :lolchix:

that demands some explanation

or are we at retarteder and retartederer?

 :horrormirth:



Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 03:49:17 am


that demands some explanation


Life's tough, wear a hat.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on October 23, 2012, 03:52:19 am


that demands some explanation


Life's tough, wear a hat.

yeah.. a hat, and a fucking kevlar sweatsuit (w/ skimask)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 23, 2012, 04:35:56 am


that demands some explanation


Life's tough, wear a hat.

yeah.. a hat, and a fucking kevlar sweatsuit (w/ skimask)

Im too lazy right now to dig back into this thread and get any context on this shit. So all Im gonna say is I just left a thread where Hirley0 was talking about Russia and Electrons and that made FAR more sense than any of the shit you are spouting right now.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cain on October 23, 2012, 04:20:37 pm
I once tried to power my house with the friction of space and time.  It chafed really bad, though.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: N E T on October 24, 2012, 12:00:08 pm
and it disgusts me that I even have to write this, because as we all know, we should all be fueled by the friction of time against space... which, having read the Trilogy, should be powering us all... or did you forget the ending?

ERMAHGERD.

I FERGERT THE ERNDERNG.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: LMNO on October 24, 2012, 12:42:14 pm
"He is the ONE God.
"He is the SUN God.
"RA! RA! RA!"


Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2012, 03:07:54 pm
Guys, I'm pretty sure Zara's not all there.

As such, I won't be continuing fucking with him, as much as it pains me.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 24, 2012, 10:35:54 pm
Guys, I'm pretty sure Zara's not all there.

As such, I won't be continuing fucking with him, as much as it pains me.

Yeah, I'm with you on that one.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Telarus on October 28, 2012, 05:32:19 am

"I'm not mad man! I'm ill!"

(paraphrased from the principia)

Uuuuhhh, no. It's RAW (quoted in the PD) and it's "I'm MAD but NOT ill."

Quote
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill"
(Werewolf Bridge, Robert Anton Wison)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on November 12, 2012, 10:17:23 pm
You knolw what a good discordian book is...? the audiobook of the novel adaptation of the movie Friday!

In the book version there is a long discussion about the rights of those who cannot speak for themselves..

but then smokey still says:

"You got knocked the F' out!"

 :fnord:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2012, 10:25:17 pm

"I'm not mad man! I'm ill!"

(paraphrased from the principia)

Uuuuhhh, no. It's RAW (quoted in the PD) and it's "I'm MAD but NOT ill."

Quote
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill"
(Werewolf Bridge, Robert Anton Wison)

Good luck with that.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on November 12, 2012, 11:43:24 pm
You know what's another good discordian book: A brief history of time and space;
Also the torah  :fnord:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on November 12, 2012, 11:50:38 pm
And 'prince glittersnatch'
:
 http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/37bd0b6925c585ea604bf6fe29aa6e97/l.jpg

Vagina of a pusillanimity of a being thou be, back to your hole of things and fear!  You are no more than an indolent teenager :fnord:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on November 12, 2012, 11:52:29 pm

"I'm not mad man! I'm ill!"

(paraphrased from the principia)

Uuuuhhh, no. It's RAW (quoted in the PD) and it's "I'm MAD but NOT ill."

Quote
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill"
(Werewolf Bridge, Robert Anton Wison)

It keeps changing for me..
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Invisible Man on November 13, 2012, 01:59:09 am
You know what's another good discordian book: A brief history of time and space;
Also the torah  :fnord:

Also "One Lifetime Is Not Enough", the autobiography of Zsa Zsa Gabor.  Page turner!
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 02:02:16 am
You know what's another good discordian book: A brief history of time and space;
Also the torah  :fnord:

Also "One Lifetime Is Not Enough", the autobiography of Zsa Zsa Gabor.  Page turner!

 :lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on November 13, 2012, 02:10:13 am
You know what's another good discordian book: A brief history of time and space;
Also the torah  :fnord:

Also "One Lifetime Is Not Enough", the autobiography of Zsa Zsa Gabor.  Page turner!
LOL!
f'n pigs!

 :lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Freeky on November 13, 2012, 05:14:52 am
What kind of pig?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on November 13, 2012, 06:05:31 am
And 'prince glittersnatch'
:
 http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/37bd0b6925c585ea604bf6fe29aa6e97/l.jpg

Vagina of a pusillanimity of a being thou be, back to your hole of things and fear!  You are no more than an indolent teenager :fnord:

God dammit this is starting to creep me out.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Freeky on November 13, 2012, 06:25:05 am
And 'prince glittersnatch'
:
 http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/37bd0b6925c585ea604bf6fe29aa6e97/l.jpg

Vagina of a pusillanimity of a being thou be, back to your hole of things and fear!  You are no more than an indolent teenager :fnord:

Were you even in this conversation?  I mean in reference to him wigging out on you, I did not mean that as a "This is an A B conversation, so C your way out of it."

God dammit this is starting to creep me out.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on November 13, 2012, 06:45:45 am
And 'prince glittersnatch'
:
 http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/37bd0b6925c585ea604bf6fe29aa6e97/l.jpg

Vagina of a pusillanimity of a being thou be, back to your hole of things and fear!  You are no more than an indolent teenager :fnord:

God dammit this is starting to creep me out.

Really man, take it down.. if you can do that, aim higher!
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Freeky on November 13, 2012, 08:21:14 am
And 'prince glittersnatch'

 (http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/37bd0b6925c585ea604bf6fe29aa6e97/l.jpg)

Vagina of a pusillanimity of a being thou be, back to your hole of things and fear!  You are no more than an indolent teenager :fnord:

God dammit this is start,ing to creep me out.

I think you got some Roger on you at some point, and this one has confused itself about who runs the mind lazors.  <facetious
 :sad:  <earnest
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on November 13, 2012, 09:46:51 am
And 'prince glittersnatch'

 (http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/37bd0b6925c585ea604bf6fe29aa6e97/l.jpg)  :argh!:

Vagina of a pusillanimity of a being thou be, back to your hole of things and fear!  You are no more than an indolent teenager :fnord:

God dammit this is start,ing to creep me out.

I think you got some Roger on you at some point, and this one has confused itself about who runs the mind lazors.  <facetious
 :sad:  <earnest
Check his gdmned signature :argh!:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Invisible Man on November 13, 2012, 03:24:20 pm
Sometimes discordians depress me.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 04:08:23 pm
Sometimes discordians depress me.

He's not all there, Hoops.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on November 13, 2012, 04:16:13 pm
Sometimes discordians depress me.

I agree wholly and completely
and my truest apologies to anyone hit by some 'splashback'
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on November 13, 2012, 04:31:09 pm
And 'prince glittersnatch'

 (http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/37bd0b6925c585ea604bf6fe29aa6e97/l.jpg)  :argh!:

Vagina of a pusillanimity of a being thou be, back to your hole of things and fear!  You are no more than an indolent teenager :fnord:

God dammit this is start,ing to creep me out.

I think you got some Roger on you at some point, and this one has confused itself about who runs the mind lazors.  <facetious
 :sad:  <earnest
Check his gdmned signature :argh!:

I put a notch on my pistol every time someone falls for that.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on November 13, 2012, 07:55:14 pm
And 'prince glittersnatch'

 (http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/37bd0b6925c585ea604bf6fe29aa6e97/l.jpg)  :argh!:

Vagina of a pusillanimity of a being thou be, back to your hole of things and fear!  You are no more than an indolent teenager :fnord:

God dammit this is start,ing to creep me out.

I think you got some Roger on you at some point, and this one has confused itself about who runs the mind lazors.  <facetious
 :sad:  <earnest
Check his gdmned signature :argh!:

I put a notch on my pistol every time someone falls for that.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

So I assumed, but from your blatant show of cowardice when it came down to it: you should be labled 'pusilanimous mongrel who feels and looks guilty after taking a poop'

Really dog, aim higher  :sad:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Invisible Man on November 13, 2012, 09:12:45 pm
Sometimes discordians depress me.

He's not all there, Hoops.

Meh, not even just this guy... that whole dog and pony show... sometimes its funny and then sometimes.  Christ.  It's like you know when people make fun of Catholics for worshipping statues of weeping virgins and incense and rosaries and yakkity yak?  That.  These guys and their pentabarfs, and their flax, and good god... and the funny thing is they talk about menus and whether or not they are edible, meanwhile MEANWHILE they are photocopying the menu and microwaving that photocopy, slapping a little hot sauce on it, and chowing the fuck down.

And the Concordia Blog still gets emails from people "correcting" it... almost weekly.  It makes me realize I never really tried hard enough with that thing... 
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 09:15:55 pm
Sometimes discordians depress me.

He's not all there, Hoops.

Meh, not even just this guy... that whole dog and pony show... sometimes its funny and then sometimes.  Christ.  It's like you know when people make fun of Catholics for worshipping statues of weeping virgins and incense and rosaries and yakkity yak?  That.  These guys and their pentabarfs, and their flax, and good god... and the funny thing is they talk about menus and whether or not they are edible, meanwhile MEANWHILE they are photocopying the menu and microwaving that photocopy, slapping a little hot sauce on it, and chowing the fuck down.

And the Concordia Blog still gets emails from people "correcting" it... almost weekly.  It makes me realize I never really tried hard enough with that thing...

I'd like to get on board with that.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Invisible Man on November 13, 2012, 09:16:28 pm
Sometimes discordians depress me.

He's not all there, Hoops.

Meh, not even just this guy... that whole dog and pony show... sometimes its funny and then sometimes.  Christ.  It's like you know when people make fun of Catholics for worshipping statues of weeping virgins and incense and rosaries and yakkity yak?  That.  These guys and their pentabarfs, and their flax, and good god... and the funny thing is they talk about menus and whether or not they are edible, meanwhile MEANWHILE they are photocopying the menu and microwaving that photocopy, slapping a little hot sauce on it, and chowing the fuck down.

And the Concordia Blog still gets emails from people "correcting" it... almost weekly.  It makes me realize I never really tried hard enough with that thing...

I'd like to get on board with that.

I'll see if I can remember the password and report back.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 09:17:34 pm
And you're right, by the way. The reason most of us (I believe...I certainly do) come down so hard on pinealists is that they're BORING.  Problem is, like republicans, the worst offenders take that fact to mean they just aren't being pineal ENOUGH.  So they ramp it up.

Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2012, 09:20:33 pm
Sometimes discordians depress me.

He's not all there, Hoops.

Meh, not even just this guy... that whole dog and pony show... sometimes its funny and then sometimes.  Christ.  It's like you know when people make fun of Catholics for worshipping statues of weeping virgins and incense and rosaries and yakkity yak?  That.  These guys and their pentabarfs, and their flax, and good god... and the funny thing is they talk about menus and whether or not they are edible, meanwhile MEANWHILE they are photocopying the menu and microwaving that photocopy, slapping a little hot sauce on it, and chowing the fuck down.

And the Concordia Blog still gets emails from people "correcting" it... almost weekly.  It makes me realize I never really tried hard enough with that thing...

That blog was one of my favorite things ever.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on November 13, 2012, 09:46:10 pm
Sometimes discordians depress me.

He's not all there, Hoops.

Meh, not even just this guy... that whole dog and pony show... sometimes its funny and then sometimes.  Christ.  It's like you know when people make fun of Catholics for worshipping statues of weeping virgins and incense and rosaries and yakkity yak?  That.  These guys and their pentabarfs, and their flax, and good god... and the funny thing is they talk about menus and whether or not they are edible, meanwhile MEANWHILE they are photocopying the menu and microwaving that photocopy, slapping a little hot sauce on it, and chowing the fuck down.

And the Concordia Blog still gets emails from people "correcting" it... almost weekly.  It makes me realize I never really tried hard enough with that thing...

That blog was one of my favorite things ever.
go in peace children of cephalapods, I know that the rabble can be overwhelming.. @Cake - its sick!  what folks will/would do to assert their dominance, and then its just a wait 'till the next fix... you're gadmned right its not 'discordianism' its just another offbeat forum (although infamous) where the pcocks go try to display their plumage... like wearing (insert long lamented sports team) merchendise..
unfortunately we are (each and every one of us) somewhat 'there.'
If you really were such a intellectual savant, why don't you go write the follow up to the works of Kafka!? eh?

 :sad:Discordia still is the funniest joke of a religion that's been, however.

Sal: I didn't want this number for lunch!  Especially not w/ my phone in it!

waitress: but you said you wanted the salad!

Sal: yes, but I wanted thousand island dressing...

waitress: so there it is...

Sal: where!?

waitress: You now have reserved your one way plane fare to Indonesia

Sal: but what is this charge!?

waitress: that's the add.

Sal: Sh*t!... you got a nickle so I can call my numbers guy?

 :oops:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 09:48:39 pm
For the benefit of those of you who are not mods or admins:

The ignore function is enabled.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on November 13, 2012, 11:24:18 pm
For the benefit of those of you who are not mods or admins:

The ignore function is enabled.

Really Rev: are y'all that full of yourself?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Invisible Man on November 13, 2012, 11:53:05 pm
Sometimes discordians depress me.

He's not all there, Hoops.

Meh, not even just this guy... that whole dog and pony show... sometimes its funny and then sometimes.  Christ.  It's like you know when people make fun of Catholics for worshipping statues of weeping virgins and incense and rosaries and yakkity yak?  That.  These guys and their pentabarfs, and their flax, and good god... and the funny thing is they talk about menus and whether or not they are edible, meanwhile MEANWHILE they are photocopying the menu and microwaving that photocopy, slapping a little hot sauce on it, and chowing the fuck down.

And the Concordia Blog still gets emails from people "correcting" it... almost weekly.  It makes me realize I never really tried hard enough with that thing...

That blog was one of my favorite things ever.
go in peace children of cephalapods, I know that the rabble can be overwhelming.. @Cake - its sick!  what folks will/would do to assert their dominance, and then its just a wait 'till the next fix... you're gadmned right its not 'discordianism' its just another offbeat forum (although infamous) where the pcocks go try to display their plumage... like wearing (insert long lamented sports team) merchendise..
unfortunately we are (each and every one of us) somewhat 'there.'
If you really were such a intellectual savant, why don't you go write the follow up to the works of Kafka!? eh?

 :sad:Discordia still is the funniest joke of a religion that's been, however.

Sal: I didn't want this number for lunch!  Especially not w/ my phone in it!

waitress: but you said you wanted the salad!

Sal: yes, but I wanted thousand island dressing...

waitress: so there it is...

Sal: where!?

waitress: You now have reserved your one way plane fare to Indonesia

Sal: but what is this charge!?

waitress: that's the add.

Sal: Sh*t!... you got a nickle so I can call my numbers guy?

 :oops:


I'm not sure if you are talking to me, or what. 
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on November 14, 2012, 12:20:53 am
Sometimes discordians depress me.

He's not all there, Hoops.

Meh, not even just this guy... that whole dog and pony show... sometimes its funny and then sometimes.  Christ.  It's like you know when people make fun of Catholics for worshipping statues of weeping virgins and incense and rosaries and yakkity yak?  That.  These guys and their pentabarfs, and their flax, and good god... and the funny thing is they talk about menus and whether or not they are edible, meanwhile MEANWHILE they are photocopying the menu and microwaving that photocopy, slapping a little hot sauce on it, and chowing the fuck down.

And the Concordia Blog still gets emails from people "correcting" it... almost weekly.  It makes me realize I never really tried hard enough with that thing...

That blog was one of my favorite things ever.
go in peace children of cephalapods, I know that the rabble can be overwhelming.. @Cake - its sick!  what folks will/would do to assert their dominance, and then its just a wait 'till the next fix... you're gadmned right its not 'discordianism' its just another offbeat forum (although infamous) where the pcocks go try to display their plumage... like wearing (insert long lamented sports team) merchendise..
unfortunately we are (each and every one of us) somewhat 'there.'
If you really were such a intellectual savant, why don't you go write the follow up to the works of Kafka!? eh?

 :sad:Discordia still is the funniest joke of a religion that's been, however.

Sal: I didn't want this number for lunch!  Especially not w/ my phone in it!

waitress: but you said you wanted the salad!

Sal: yes, but I wanted thousand island dressing...

waitress: so there it is...

Sal: where!?

waitress: You now have reserved your one way plane fare to Indonesia

Sal: but what is this charge!?

waitress: that's the add.

Sal: Sh*t!... you got a nickle so I can call my numbers guy?

 :oops:


I'm not sure if you are talking to me, or what.

No big 'ting ok?  Its not you, its this raw deal!
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2012, 12:21:02 am
For the benefit of those of you who are not mods or admins:

The ignore function is enabled.

Really Rev: are y'all that full of yourself?

No, it's just that as an admin, I cannot use the ignore function.  I am stuck looking at your insane bullshit every time you slither onto the board.

Please note that we are not joking around here.  This is not some weird form of male e-bonding.  You are an asshole, and I wish something bad would happen to you.  So you'd, you know, shut up.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on December 09, 2012, 11:33:47 pm
For the benefit of those of you who are not mods or admins:

The ignore function is enabled.

Really Rev: are y'all that full of yourself?

No, it's just that as an admin, I cannot use the ignore function.  I am stuck looking at your insane bullshit every time you slither onto the board.

Please note that we are not joking around here.  This is not some weird form of male e-bonding.  You are an asshole, and I wish something bad would happen to you.  So you'd, you know, shut up.
it kills me that this is still up,
But seriously, Roger, you are no more than a goat sucking on a dildo late-night at the carnival.
I wish it hadn't come to that, but I didn't coin the phrase 'butthurt'
Phew.. glad to get that off my chest,
No wait! I'M NOT I AM I'M NOT MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN,...!!!!!
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 10, 2012, 01:47:34 am
For the benefit of those of you who are not mods or admins:

The ignore function is enabled.

Really Rev: are y'all that full of yourself?

No, it's just that as an admin, I cannot use the ignore function.  I am stuck looking at your insane bullshit every time you slither onto the board.

Please note that we are not joking around here.  This is not some weird form of male e-bonding.  You are an asshole, and I wish something bad would happen to you.  So you'd, you know, shut up.
it kills me that this is still up,
But seriously, Roger, you are no more than a goat sucking on a dildo late-night at the carnival.
I wish it hadn't come to that, but I didn't coin the phrase 'butthurt'
Phew.. glad to get that off my chest,
No wait! I'M NOT I AM I'M NOT MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN,...!!!!!

My favorite color is SHUT THE FUCK UP! but it's hard to put that on a crayon.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2012, 04:30:38 am
For the benefit of those of you who are not mods or admins:

The ignore function is enabled.

Really Rev: are y'all that full of yourself?

No, it's just that as an admin, I cannot use the ignore function.  I am stuck looking at your insane bullshit every time you slither onto the board.

Please note that we are not joking around here.  This is not some weird form of male e-bonding.  You are an asshole, and I wish something bad would happen to you.  So you'd, you know, shut up.
it kills me that this is still up,
But seriously, Roger, you are no more than a goat sucking on a dildo late-night at the carnival.
I wish it hadn't come to that, but I didn't coin the phrase 'butthurt'
Phew.. glad to get that off my chest,
No wait! I'M NOT I AM I'M NOT MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN,...!!!!!

My favorite color is SHUT THE FUCK UP! but it's hard to put that on a crayon.

:potd:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 10, 2012, 05:41:16 am
go in peace children of cephalapods, I know that the rabble can be overwhelming.. @Cake - its sick!  what folks will/would do to assert their dominance, and then its just a wait 'till the next fix... you're gadmned right its not 'discordianism' its just another offbeat forum (although infamous) where the pcocks go try to display their plumage... like wearing (insert long lamented sports team) merchendise..
unfortunately we are (each and every one of us) somewhat 'there.'
If you really were such a intellectual savant, why don't you go write the follow up to the works of Kafka!? eh?

 :sad:Discordia still is the funniest joke of a religion that's been, however.

Sal: I didn't want this number for lunch!  Especially not w/ my phone in it!

waitress: but you said you wanted the salad!

Sal: yes, but I wanted thousand island dressing...

waitress: so there it is...

Sal: where!?

waitress: You now have reserved your one way plane fare to Indonesia

Sal: but what is this charge!?

waitress: that's the add.

Sal: Sh*t!... you got a nickle so I can call my numbers guy?

 :oops:

Wow, I think I may have gravitated to my own level!

Hiya, Zarathustrasbastardson, I like your stuff! In particular, I think the above exchange is rather pricelessly funny.

Perhaps we have similarly deficient senses of humour?

What possesses you to still pester Roger, who is so obviously beyond hope?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 10, 2012, 05:45:21 am
My favorite color is SHUT THE FUCK UP! but it's hard to put that on a crayon.

No, it ain't. Just use a long crayon. Or smaller letters. You may even be able to arrange the words in two rows around the circumference of the crayon for pleasing effect.

SHUT THE
FUCK UP!!

Like that, for instance.

 :)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2012, 01:45:59 pm
Wow, I think I may have gravitated to my own level!

I think I may have to agree with you 169%.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 10, 2012, 01:58:49 pm
Wow, I think I may have gravitated to my own level!

I think I may have to agree with you 169%.

Not again! Just don't make a habit of it, 'mkay?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2012, 02:07:07 pm
Wow, I think I may have gravitated to my own level!

I think I may have to agree with you 169%.

Not again! Just don't make a habit of it, 'mkay?

Won't have to...You just made a new buddy.  One at "your level" (your words, not mine). 

Y'all have fun, now.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 10, 2012, 08:20:59 pm
Wow, I think I may have gravitated to my own level!

I think I may have to agree with you 169%.

Not again! Just don't make a habit of it, 'mkay?

Won't have to...You just made a new buddy.  One at "your level" (your words, not mine). 

Y'all have fun, now.

"YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE"

Wow! Apparently offered in earnest!

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
 :lulz: :lulz:  :eek: :lulz: :lulz:
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I mean no.
I am honoured.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Pæs on December 10, 2012, 08:28:48 pm
This thread is being locked down and quarantined as a Class 3: Lost in Translation to prevent any further semantic casualties, ambiguous events or communicative failures. We deem the thread to be beyond remedial clarification and recommend that conversation cease.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2012, 08:47:44 pm
This thread is being locked down and quarantined as a Class 3: Lost in Translation to prevent any further semantic casualties, ambiguous events or communicative failures. We deem the thread to be beyond remedial clarification and recommend that conversation cease.

Fuck that shit.  Full speed ahead.  THAR BE LULZ OUT THERE, MATEY!
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2012, 10:32:45 pm
Wow, I think I may have gravitated to my own level!

I think I may have to agree with you 169%.

Likewise.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 10, 2012, 10:33:33 pm
Cream, among other things, floats.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 11, 2012, 06:01:52 am
Cream, among other things, floats.

Due to being less dense than the milk underneath. In other words, due to gravity.  :)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Don Coyote on December 11, 2012, 06:09:14 am
Cream, among other things, floats.

Due to being less dense than the milk underneath. In other words, due to gravity.  :)

Uuuuhhhhh no.

Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 11, 2012, 06:18:13 am
Cream, among other things, floats.

Due to being less dense than the milk underneath. In other words, due to gravity.  :)

Uuuuhhhhh no.

But the interwebs tole me so!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070911221042AAUabBO (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070911221042AAUabBO)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 01:44:43 pm
Cream, among other things, floats.

Due to being less dense than the milk underneath. In other words, due to gravity.  :)

Uuuuhhhhh no.

I have to disagree here.  Zara and Holist are equally dense.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 01:46:22 pm
And in fact, if you take the equation density = mass/volume, and divide the substance of their respective posts by the volume of those posts, you get about the same results as interstellar hydrogen (ie, one atom per cubic meter).
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 11, 2012, 03:32:19 pm
Cream, among other things, floats.

Due to being less dense than the milk underneath. In other words, due to gravity.  :)

Uuuuhhhhh no.

I have to disagree here.  Zara and Holist are equally dense.

Going on evidence so far, I have to agree with you there! Tentatively...
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Don Coyote on December 11, 2012, 11:07:49 pm
And in fact, if you take the equation density = mass/volume, and divide the substance of their respective posts by the volume of those posts, you get about the same results as interstellar hydrogen (ie, one atom per cubic meter).

I..wha... :argh!: that makes sense. :lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2012, 11:12:50 pm
Guess what else floats?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Don Coyote on December 11, 2012, 11:13:43 pm
Guess what else floats?

Witches?
Bread?
Very small rocks?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2012, 11:16:42 pm
Guess what else floats?

Witches?
Bread?
Very small rocks?

You're getting close!
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Half-Eaten Waffle on December 11, 2012, 11:24:45 pm
A duck?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2012, 12:51:57 am
A duck?

BINGO!
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 12, 2012, 06:13:06 am
And scum.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: LMNO on December 12, 2012, 12:37:58 pm
So... If H___st weighs as much... as a duck... then he's made out of wood...
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2012, 10:10:56 pm
So... If H___st weighs as much... as a duck... then he's made out of wood...

Clearly!
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: LuciferX on December 16, 2013, 07:55:53 am
So... If H___st weighs as much... as a duck... then he's made out of wood...

Clearly!
Oar, just a decoy :lulz:
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: BitterLad on February 17, 2014, 06:00:01 pm
The link goes to something that says "account suspended." Could someone post the list again?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Faust on February 20, 2014, 11:46:28 am
It's not complete but try:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/readinglist.php
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: D351 on October 02, 2015, 01:21:16 am
It's not complete but try:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/readinglist.php
From this list, what's your top 10 in order of importance?
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: wudgar on January 09, 2016, 08:45:31 am
Book of lies,

but not this,  https://userscloud.com/ra605a9cfrmx
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Bwana Honolulu on May 23, 2017, 10:29:23 pm
We thought since it's still 5/23/17 in this time zone, it might be the right day to make this public, even though it isn’t 100% ready yet…

D.I.S.L.I.B. - the Discordian Internet Society's Library of Interesting Books (https://dislib.lima.zone)

Quote
About the D.I.S.L.I.B.

The D.I.S.L.I.B. is the Discordian Internet Society’s Library of Interesting Books. Or maybe “DISLIB” is just short for Discordian Library. Who knows?

It is a collection of all kinds of stuff, may they be discordian, discordian-related or just interesting for chaotic scholars and followers of other silly cults. We hope that all the collected stuff we are offering is free. In case it isn’t, and especially if it is your un-free stuff we are offering *gulp* illegaly here, just tell us (as soon as the corresponding forms are ready), and we take it down.

As you might have guessed from the logo - a winged St. Gulik that has been shamelessly adapted to a pseudo-retro-egyptian style - we have been inspired by the ancient Library of Alexandria. Also, by the Bibliotheca Anonoma (http://bibanon.org/) project, the Discordian Archives and the Discordian Online Library of the​ M'.'M'.'M'.'​​​ (http://nmrk2359.wixsite.com/dolmmm), which also provided the base for our current stock.

Speaking of “we” all the time, you might wonder who we are. Maybe you don’t. We tell you anyway. Currently, there’s two of us: Abbot Ron Oxymo, head of the Ordo Dea Discordia and His Quasaric Sphericity the Bwana Honolulu, head of Zimmer523, the German Discordian AnArchive. But we are open for applications.

Also, submissions. Are you missing some important work? Maybe your own? Give us a hint (again, as soon as the corresponding forms are ready).

A lot of stuff is still missing from the list. We are working on that. And yes, there are other online libraries of free discordian books out there, we know. But redundancy might make sure this stuff won't disappear so quickly, and maybe we can kinda network those libraries. Also we noticed that other listings are very much english-centered, and so we try to cover more languages. There's already some german-language stuff online as well as portuguese writings in the queue.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on May 24, 2017, 05:58:09 pm
I like your logo.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 24, 2017, 10:16:41 pm
We thought since it's still 5/23/17 in this time zone, it might be the right day to make this public, even though it isn’t 100% ready yet…

D.I.S.L.I.B. - the Discordian Internet Society's Library of Interesting Books (https://dislib.lima.zone)

Quote
About the D.I.S.L.I.B.

The D.I.S.L.I.B. is the Discordian Internet Society’s Library of Interesting Books. Or maybe “DISLIB” is just short for Discordian Library. Who knows?

It is a collection of all kinds of stuff, may they be discordian, discordian-related or just interesting for chaotic scholars and followers of other silly cults. We hope that all the collected stuff we are offering is free. In case it isn’t, and especially if it is your un-free stuff we are offering *gulp* illegaly here, just tell us (as soon as the corresponding forms are ready), and we take it down.

As you might have guessed from the logo - a winged St. Gulik that has been shamelessly adapted to a pseudo-retro-egyptian style - we have been inspired by the ancient Library of Alexandria. Also, by the Bibliotheca Anonoma (http://bibanon.org/) project, the Discordian Archives and the Discordian Online Library of the​ M'.'M'.'M'.'​​​ (http://nmrk2359.wixsite.com/dolmmm), which also provided the base for our current stock.

Speaking of “we” all the time, you might wonder who we are. Maybe you don’t. We tell you anyway. Currently, there’s two of us: Abbot Ron Oxymo, head of the Ordo Dea Discordia and His Quasaric Sphericity the Bwana Honolulu, head of Zimmer523, the German Discordian AnArchive. But we are open for applications.

Also, submissions. Are you missing some important work? Maybe your own? Give us a hint (again, as soon as the corresponding forms are ready).

A lot of stuff is still missing from the list. We are working on that. And yes, there are other online libraries of free discordian books out there, we know. But redundancy might make sure this stuff won't disappear so quickly, and maybe we can kinda network those libraries. Also we noticed that other listings are very much english-centered, and so we try to cover more languages. There's already some german-language stuff online as well as portuguese writings in the queue.

I am super interested in this and will definitely use the link, provided that you can assure me that Reverend Loveshade is not affiliated with this project.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Bwana Honolulu on May 25, 2017, 03:22:23 pm
I like your logo.
Thank you. It isn't 100% done yet, though. Like the rest of the page. XD

I am super interested in this and will definitely use the link, provided that you can assure me that Reverend Loveshade is not affiliated with this project.
Currently, there are only two people (including myself) working on this thing, and as far as I know, none of them is any Loveshade.
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2017, 12:25:55 am
I like your logo.
Thank you. It isn't 100% done yet, though. Like the rest of the page. XD

I am super interested in this and will definitely use the link, provided that you can assure me that Reverend Loveshade is not affiliated with this project.
Currently, there are only two people (including myself) working on this thing, and as far as I know, none of them is any Loveshade.

IP bears him out.  He doesn't seem to be in Texas, nor does he seem to be using a proxy.



Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 26, 2017, 12:49:19 am
I like your logo.
Thank you. It isn't 100% done yet, though. Like the rest of the page. XD

I am super interested in this and will definitely use the link, provided that you can assure me that Reverend Loveshade is not affiliated with this project.
Currently, there are only two people (including myself) working on this thing, and as far as I know, none of them is any Loveshade.

Excellent!
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: Telarus on July 14, 2017, 06:21:06 am
Looks interesting. :)
Title: Re: List of Discordian books
Post by: KhaosIsKey420 on July 26, 2017, 03:57:08 am
i think dr suess should be on this list lmao :fap: :fap: :fap: