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Extinct with an entire fossilized record intact. Very impressive stuff, old man.

Hello everyone

I'm Tom and I'm 21
I have terrible short term memory. I own the wasteland of fizzygrizzly.
I work in retail and hate every minute of it.

Hi.

I'm Roger - aka Howl - and I am a nasty old man that hates everyone who isn't stuck in Arizona hell with me.  And most of them, too.

eh jersey isn't much better. The only thing I enjoy about living here is the close proximity to nyc

Well, I no longer care.  The OP is over at FizzyGrizzly comparing us to beatniks.

So fuck him.  Let him stick his dick in the meatgrinder.  Someone will be along to turn the crank for him eventually.  I can't be bothered.

you're acting as if I just insulted your first born or something. Calm yourself brother. I mean dick in a meat grinder? Couldn't we solve this with a chopping block and meat cleaver just to make it short and sweet?

We're fairly industrialized over here.

if I go to this meeting, you have full permission to feed me through a wood chipper

Well, I no longer care.  The OP is over at FizzyGrizzly comparing us to beatniks.

So fuck him.  Let him stick his dick in the meatgrinder.  Someone will be along to turn the crank for him eventually.  I can't be bothered.

you're acting as if I just insulted your first born or something. Calm yourself brother. I mean dick in a meat grinder? Couldn't we solve this with a chopping block and meat cleaver just to make it short and sweet?

Hello everyone

I'm Tom and I'm 21
I have terrible short term memory. I own the wasteland of fizzygrizzly.
I work in retail and hate every minute of it.

The friend who tried to get me in on this thing has his meeting first so I'll wait to see what he has to say about what the company does. If he still doesn't know, I'm out.

Am I wrong in thinking this is weird for a first post?

oh, dok howl frequents my site and i figured this was more appropriate than my home for fucktard gremlins

Earlier today, one of my friends contacted me about a potential job offer and wanted to know if i wanted in. We both work miserable jobs in retail so he knows I'll take the bait. He says he'll send in my contact info with his.

I get a call a few minutes later from a regional vice president of Primerica. Right off the bat, the guy wants to know how much i know about the company. Seems a little weird to me. When I tell him that all I know is that they're looking for people, and I hate my current job, he goes off on a story about how he hated his first few jobs when he came back from Iraq but then settled in with Primerica. The guy goes on about how hes been with the company for 15 years and how they're expanding with the recovery from the recession. Then he asks if I'm available on Saturday morning or Tuesday night. Tuesday night? What the crap? I tell him I work Saturday mornings at my god awful retail job and have class on Tuesday nights. So we work something out and schedule my meeting for Nov 9 at 9:00am.

After I get off the phone, I decide to check up on this company that just came into my life outta nowhere. The stock has had a steady incline over the past 5 years, okay that's good. Then I find out it's a "distributor of financial services and sells products through representatives." Fuck... I have to keep working with people... I hate people.... Still pretty vague though. What specifically does this company do?  Then I hit article after complaint after article about how this thing is some sort of a multilevel marketing scheme. But none of these people can tell me what the crap the company makes or does. Fuck it, im going to this crappy meeting to find out more.

why did i join this website...

dammit cris, you make us look like a bunch of idiots...

We miss him.

So tell us how you really feel.

we. miss. him.