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Literate Chaotic / Re: Looking for help / feedback on a thing I did

« on: January 24, 2013, 10:27:40 pm »

ha thanks yo -

if anybody has any suggestions of things to do with them, let me know -

so far the most use i have had with them is running some JavaScript algorithms to figure out the most frequently used words

thanks again -

Peace

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Looking for help / feedback on a thing I did

« on: January 24, 2013, 05:57:51 pm »

haha

cool -

there are about 4 or 5 of them that were originally posted in this forum in some iteration, so if anybody has a brain that stretches back to 6 year old forum posts, you might recognize something -

also: i have already received a dose of negative feedback from folks that weren't feelin them, so don't be hesitant to let me know if they suck -

Peace -

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Apple Zone / Re: WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I'VE SEEN THIS!?

« on: January 24, 2013, 05:44:53 pm »

classics

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Literate Chaotic / Looking for help / feedback on a thing I did

« on: January 24, 2013, 05:34:34 pm »

Peace Fams -

Back in the day (like '05 or '06) between here and one of the other Discordian boards that I think doesn't exist anymore, I had crafted some stories of a particular style that was very much informed by a lot of the stuff that y'all had put on my mind -

Over time I have aggregated a bunch of these stories and recently have found time to put them all together.

Only issue is, I don't know if they are shit or not, and beyond that, I don't know what to do with them beyond let them exist.

Writing is not my profession by any stretch, but I wouldn't mind playing around with ways to put these out for people to check -

They can be found here: http://reale.ca/true-stories-of-things-that-happened/

I am hoping that people at least find them to some degree interesting or entertaining and ultimately not a waste of time -

Please let me know if you have any thoughts / feedback / suggestions -

Any insights are monumentally appreciated x 1000000000000000

Peace

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Apple Zone / Re: Mental Health Question

« on: October 28, 2012, 02:01:01 pm »

Such a great thread

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Apple Zone / Re: New Mobile Keyboard Technology

« on: October 22, 2012, 08:05:43 pm »

Im on android also

Swiftkey is the bomb

Not quite the same tool as this tho -

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Apple Zone / New Mobile Keyboard Technology

« on: October 22, 2012, 04:32:17 pm »

So damn cool

http://fleksy.com/

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Apple Zone / Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)

« on: October 18, 2012, 05:24:18 am »

Been having a scare for the past several days. Huge blood sugar spikes after eating, partnered with thirst and increased urination, along with other things. I tried to get a blood test done this morning, but due to my major needle phobia I couldn't do it. Trying again tomorrow, telling the nurse I need help getting through that. I have to get this checked out. These are the same symptoms my father had at this age, when he contracted type 1 diabetes. Yes, it can after childhood, and I am not in any way at risk for type 2. My parents were planning on coming down in another week, but due to this they've moved it forward and are going to get here this weekend. This is major scary shit for me, as I was telling Phox and my mom over the phone just a while ago and crying. This is like something out of my worst nightmares. I don't usually post these things on here, but I just feel like I need to say something because I'm so afraid of all of this.

In before "F*CK YOU, MY KAI DIED OF DIABETUS".

yo hold it down homie -

keep that positive energy flowing -

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Apple Zone / Re: piece of fuck

« on: October 18, 2012, 05:10:21 am »

Man, fuck that. Stop sweating it. Being able to be soft is one of the hardest things you can do.

one day i need to be able to articulate my perspective on how valuable an online community can be

it bugs me in that it does not immediately add up in a nice logical way

this place quite literally kept me alive for like

fuckin 2 years


just trying to speculate on what 2005 - 2007 would have been like without this place and it looks monumentally uglier than it was



maybe thats what love is

ah well

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Apple Zone / Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.

« on: October 18, 2012, 04:11:22 am »

LHX is the alien love baby of John Glenn and an extra-terrestrial being that appeared to him in the form of Angela Davis.  LHX is, however, illegal in all 50 states, Guam, and Peurto Rico, as he does not meet FDA requirements.  LHX can be illegally obtained in Mexico and certain Asian countries, though "caveat emptor" definitely applies, as the LHX obtained is almost always cut with baking soda or worse.  LHX abuse is reported as rising in rural areas, but more sophisticated drug users in urban areas won't go near him.  Our own RWHN has counseled against LHX as a "gateway drug", and there is some statistical evidence that shows that LHX use can lead to harder drugs, like aspirin and potassium cyanide.  Consult your prescriber before taking LHX.  You should not take LHX if you are pregnant, lactating, or respiring.  Side affects may include rectal bleeding, sudden death, or urges to join right wing cults.

i'm glad you only described my good side -

i can only visit this forum thru a quadruple proxy

the internet thinks i am a slot machine in monte carlo

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Apple Zone / piece of fuck

« on: October 18, 2012, 04:02:51 am »

the only thing that bugs me about this forum now is that every time i pop my head back in here over the last 3 years i get emotional and then i bounce because i feel soft and it affects what i do on the daily

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Apple Zone / Church Websites: With FOX NFL-Sunday Production Quality

« on: October 17, 2012, 03:05:39 pm »

i dont know if anybody saw this portfolio before

but you should check it:

http://www.sharperfx.com/portfolio.htm

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Apple Zone / Re: Pic my Pick

« on: October 17, 2012, 03:02:16 pm »

dont make him pull out the recorder

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Apple Zone / Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.

« on: October 17, 2012, 11:59:43 am »

By the way, your status is now:

2002/2003:  Ancient Wiseguy (Since I'm the only actual ancient wiseguy left of the originals, time for some "new" blood.

2004/2005:  Civil War Veteran

2006/2007:  Old-timer

2008/2011:  Regular

2012:  WHo the fuck did you say you were, again?

Yeah, I guess "Civil War Veteran" fits, though the last 8 years have kind of blurred the context of that mess for me.

holy shit -

the civil war era - that shit was a riot

people were catching mad feelings

getting into fights here and posting their emotions on myspace

lol classic

Wait, when did you reappear?  Not that I'm not happy to see you in these parts again, just surprised.

had to reach out to LMNO

he was trying to pretend he didnt know me -

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Apple Zone / Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.

« on: October 17, 2012, 05:52:14 am »

By the way, your status is now:

2002/2003:  Ancient Wiseguy (Since I'm the only actual ancient wiseguy left of the originals, time for some "new" blood.

2004/2005:  Civil War Veteran

2006/2007:  Old-timer

2008/2011:  Regular

2012:  WHo the fuck did you say you were, again?

Yeah, I guess "Civil War Veteran" fits, though the last 8 years have kind of blurred the context of that mess for me.

holy shit -

the civil war era - that shit was a riot

people were catching mad feelings

getting into fights here and posting their emotions on myspace

lol classic