1. I am a racist but not in the "I hate x y and z groups of people because of a b and c".
2. I am fully aware there are black people on this forum and elsewhere on the internet. They're everywhere, it frightens me. No not really.
3. I have trolled all of you quite successfully.
My first girlfriend was black. Every black guy who discovered this had something to say about it. Black people told her to stop acting white and I dated her because she acts white. You know what I mean. You'll try to pretend you don't but you know. You all know. I have had black friends who were very white on the inside and white friends who are very black on the inside. And of course your run of the mill Yo and Phil respectively.
My sister dated a black guy who knocked her up and attempted to disappear but I found him, she aborted the budding mulatto and I told him he irreversibly reinforced a stereotype.
My other other ex, as I like to refer to her, was half white half asian. Sitting in the passenger's seat with her was like a sketchy theme park ride. On the bright side eating Laotian food for months significantly improved my very White (aka the suck) cooking skills.
The point of all this is, does anyone here get offended by being called a cracker?
I know you will all say these banal musings are beneath you but I am just gonna go ahead and shake the apple tree a few more times. Maybe the orgy of mental masturbation will have its orgasm and switch gears.
I pity you.