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Lillie has decided to launch an investigation into why a prototype didn't work as expected.

A prototype.

 :lulz:

One investigation finding is that she's an asshole.
She doesn't understand the product/market lifecycle? How does she deal with the board or heads, I cant imagine the would take kindly to waste like that.

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However, the book I've been reading (Hitler's War; The War That Came Early, Harry Turtledove, page 354):

"Staff Sergeant Alistair decided he'd said enough, and leaned back sucking on one of Nigel's fags."

Oh my.

What the hell are your fags doing with the time machine again? you said you would keep them in line after the last incident.

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Hehe, The only party that sounds vaguely promising there is the SNP, if only for the entertainment factor.

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I'm able to vote in this election but I know basically nothing about the parties (other then the sensationalist stuff thats hard to escape from)
so I'll probably abstain.

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I'm new to British politics but watching the election debate appears to be 4 people with absolutely no definite actions or insight as to what they would do if they get in and one crazy guy who believes that leaving the EU will make magical money trees sprout up across the country.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Where I am
« on: April 14, 2015, 04:43:56 pm »
I'm slowly dissolving like an alka seltzer in a glass of water, I have been for about a decade. It's a slow comfortable kind of thing that you dont feel the need to lash out against (and it's not as if there was anything concrete to point to either way).

Its not a death, that would be something solid, definitive and tangible, it's that there is less and less until its all gone.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: ISIS shows historical hoax
« on: April 11, 2015, 01:03:36 pm »
The old gods aren't throwing the swinging orgies they once did, but desecrating the temple of Apollo and then denouncing it as a fake seems like advertising for a good smiting.

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So are there moderators on this forum or do we moderate ourselves?

It depends if the filthy Irishman is around.  You can never tell with him.

I'm about, apart from activating accounts, haven't moderated anything in over a year, hasn't been much need to.

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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said:"Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled li-ITS ALL FAKE, ITS ALL FAKE, NONE OF IT IS REAL, CHEMTRAILS DID 1776, THE PARTHENON WAS A FALSE FLAG OPERATION"

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Or Kill Me / Re: e/n
« on: March 27, 2015, 09:56:56 pm »
The big 30 seems intangible to me, even if its only a few months away.
Your writing brings up emotions and fears that I realise are there only after they are pointed out, but in a good way.

Every year I find myself an even more ridiculous parody of my teenage self, its what he would have wanted, the carnival mirror.

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It sounds like a a scene from some horrific snuff anime.

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Stonehenge was constructed in 1953 in fact in an effort to cover up an minor imbalance in the earth's distribution of mass which if investigated would have revealed that the moon is a hologram.

Think about it.

Yes we accidentally broke the original stonehenge while restoring it, Jesus get off our backs the one we put in looks practically the same.

And yes we accidentally blew up the moon. Jesus get off our back it was barely used by a dozen or so people anyway.

Illuminati™ Spokesperson,

Faust

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I think my total time logged into Dark Souls 1 exceeds 400 hours.
Wow, onto your third or so new game +?
I packed it in at 70 hours on Ng+ after kicking Lutrec of the cliff, it felt like  good place to step off.

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boodborne is unlikely to be ported as it is a collaboration between from software and Sony, but hopefully this is not the case.

Timed exclusives are ok, but I cant stand permanent platform exclusives in this day in age.

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I've been mainlining souls for over a month.

Finished dark souls 2, finished dark souls one and played it again up to the point where I could kick Lutrek off the cliff. And I've started into Demon's souls.

I have a problem.

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