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Messages - Iason Ouabache

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Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: August 01, 2016, 05:41:10 am »
I have returned with a gift:

https://youtu.be/YG73zGGOm7k

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: April 18, 2015, 08:17:59 am »
I don't even know what that IS.  :lulz:

What LMNO said.

Also, it's a guy dancing surrounded by 9 Flex Mentallo clones.  Which makes me gibber with glee.

Actually, it's Jason Statham.  :lulz: He did a lot of modeling before becoming an actor. Here's the whole video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu3JqLMImY

You're welcome.


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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: April 12, 2015, 03:25:28 am »
Don't mind me. Just leaving this here...



 :lulz:

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: July 10, 2014, 11:38:21 pm »



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Apple Talk / Re: Oh, Oregon!
« on: July 07, 2014, 07:54:05 pm »
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Officials at the Enchanted Forest posted this picture on their Facebook page with the update:
“A sad day at EF! Hopefully we can put him together again! (Thankfully, no one was hurt, except Humpty)“

It appears Humpty’s demise was accidental. KOIN 6 News learned two men climbed over the retaining wall and tried to get up on the wall with Humpty, but Humpty and the wall fell.

http://koin.com/2014/07/05/humpty-dumpty-had-a-great-fall-literally/



Was the word "literally" really necessary in that headline? Like Humpty would have a figurative fall instead?

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Apple Talk / Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« on: July 07, 2014, 07:38:12 pm »
He musta run outta Indiana.

Impossible.  Indiana is nothing but endless cornfields, broken up with the occasional soybean patch for "variety."  And one big, honking racetrack in the middle to keep the rednecks from slaughtering each other.

Don't forget about the meth labs. We've got plenty of those. And apparently we've suddenly got a heroin problem. This state's just full of fun.

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Apple Talk / Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« on: July 06, 2014, 11:55:13 pm »



I'm lost. Who the fuck are all you people?

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Apple Talk / Re: The Inevitable Christopher Hitchens has Died Thread
« on: December 18, 2011, 02:07:01 am »
Hitchens arguments on atheism came down to "religious people are stupid".
He think he was more nuanced than that. For instance, he also said, "religious people do stupid shit". Those are two very different things.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Inevitable Christopher Hitchens has Died Thread
« on: December 17, 2011, 08:06:15 am »
His stuff on religion was powerful. His politics was shit. And he said women aren't funny. WTF, man?

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Or Kill Me / Doc, They are Trying to Kill Me
« on: December 03, 2011, 06:50:23 am »
Doc, I know it's been an extremely long time. I've been through a very rough patch lately though. This job I have is trying to kill me. They are trying to make me into a respectable member of society. To make me a responsible adult. To make me a team player. A company man. Someone who pulls their weight. Someone who begs for overtime. The average guy with a house, wife, two kids, and a cat.

Instead, they are slowly killing me. They've got me working odd hours that constantly shift. I'm doing the job of two since everyone worth a damn was smart enough to leave. My socks are constantly soaked. I've lost 15 pounds, but not the old fashioned way. Most days I barely have time for three squares and end up with only two oddly shaped meals instead. I'm constantly fighting a distant bureaucracy and can't keep myself out of my bosses' doghouse.

But worst of all, they took away my slack! Gone are the carefree days of Not Giving a Fuck and leaving my worries at the door right after punching the hell out of the time clock. They got me stressing while I'm at home now. Did I remember to close that valve? Did I put enough bags in? Should I have cleaned one more thing before I left? Is the day shift guy going to complain to my supervisor for forgetting to put that skid away?

There's no reprieve, Doc. They've gotten into my head and I don't know how to get them out. They've got me to the point where death is no longer my number one fear, getting fired is. They've bought my soul for the US median household income. I know they are going to kill me at some point. Lord have mercy on the man who is left in my place.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED MICHELLE BACHMANN APPRECIATION THREAD
« on: September 21, 2011, 10:30:37 pm »
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/217149/20110920/michele-bachmann-food-regulations-food-safety-department-of-agriculture.htm

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During a visit to a meatpacking plant in Des Moines, Iowa, Bachmann called for an end to food safety regulations that keep food safe for human consumption. Bachmann told reporters that food regulations hurt job growth and that they’re “overkill.”

"That's part of the problem, the overkill," Bachmann told reporters during an appearance at a family-run meatpacking plant in Des Moines, Iowa. "And when they make it complicated, they make it expensive and so then you can no longer stay in business."

What could possibly go wrong?  :asshat:

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Principia Discussion / Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« on: September 21, 2011, 12:48:14 am »
loving these

Some of these sound like they may actually be worth dissecting and discussing in depth.. is that weird or what?  :lulz:

Agreed. I'm especially intrigued by this concept:
Discordian naturalism:  belief that the world can be explained through chaotic forces; i.e. Daddy tell me a bedtime story about Eris

I think some of the old Greeks like Heraclitus were on their way to something like that but most of his stuff is lost in time.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« on: September 21, 2011, 12:42:55 am »
Inspired by a license plate I saw today:

Discordianism: LOL GOD!

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