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It's like the night before Christmas, and I know I asked for a pony, but deep down I know I'm just getting one of those stuffed horsie heads on a stick.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: March 20, 2019, 08:17:12 am »
Maybe you should find another subject besides humans, then?


Since you seem determines to be bad at it?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: March 20, 2019, 08:05:15 am »
So you can totally not understand humans better?  :? :? :?

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: March 19, 2019, 05:07:00 pm »
Do they fight infections with belief in free enterprise and the American way?

I think they use pet store antibiotics for that.

It's mostly about killin' libruls.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: March 19, 2019, 08:28:46 am »
You could listen to PatriotNurse on Youtube.


...or you could just punch yourself in the balls; the effect is basically the same.

For some reason, I chose the former, and then read the comments.

Punching myself in the balls wouldn't have come with comments.


I chose poorly.  :sad:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Christchurch shootings
« on: March 17, 2019, 09:23:13 am »
"See? Another shooting spree stopped by a good guy with a gun!"
                                  /
                  :redneck2:

At no point did this guy have a loaded gun. Aziz did pick one up that the killer had discarded, but it was empty, any charge the bastards's car and broke his windshield with it hastening his retreat.

Did you read the article?

I feel like you're not seeing the little redneck smiley.



Are you seeing the little redneck smiley?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Christchurch shootings
« on: March 17, 2019, 04:56:20 am »
"See? Another shooting spree stopped by a good guy with a gun!"
                                  /
                  :redneck2:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: March 16, 2019, 08:23:16 am »
ZyKlown D would like to remind us that he has some super tough guys on his side, and if we don't knock it off, at a "certain point" it could become "very bad, very bad" for us.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-warns-it-would-be-very-bad-if-my-police-biker-gang-fans-decided-to-get-tough-on-my-opponents

PFFFT.  Bring it.

He's a little scared right now.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-there-should-be-no-mueller-report/ar-BBUOz8v?ocid=spartanntp

I also am all for the bringing.

I keep seeing these Trumpster SuperPatriots who can't shut up about all the incredibly amazing restraint that they have shown by not shooting the place up yet, but they're seriously on, like, their next to the last straw, and then it's CIVIL WAR TIEM. Seriously, just one or two more straws, and BOOM, they'll let them freedom bullets fly forrealz, and we damn well better not lay a finger on their Lord and Savior Donald Trump, SRSLYFORREALZOMG!!!!

These aren't just Youtube comments, either. I've heard it from local people just a degree or two removed from me. One of my cousin's biker buddies was spouting off on FB about "Everybody check clean and make ready your patriot gear, the Democrats have suddenly turned on America for some reason! If they keep this up they're really gonna get it!", and a local pawn & gun store owner popped in to let everyone know they were welcome to come to her store to gear up for their Super Patriotic Murder Rampage.

I bought a few guns last year, and have been just shooting up some buckets of rubber mulch in the back yard, but if the Trump presidency is about to start swirling the drain I might have to start going to the gun ranges just for the comedic value.


ETA: Also, my former teacher at the local community college has started posting 3%er memes.  :roll:

The bolded words are my edit of course, because i want to emphasize how ironic and funny is right-wing discourse accusing the "left" and "sjws" of "victim mentality" when they use that rhetoric so often.

Its a very American thing to do too in international politics, thats how the whole "War on Terror" was pitched... "were not attacking YOU were DEFENDING" by bombing civilians half way across the globe

I can't think of a specific example at the moment, but I'm sure you've seen enough examples of "If a republican did this, they would be drawn & Quartered while simultaneously being crucified upside down" Yet they feel safe enough to post thinly poorly veiled plans to commit mass murder publicly on social media, and business owners feel safe promoting their gun store in the very same post to the people openly contemplating acts of terrorism.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: March 16, 2019, 08:08:28 am »
ZyKlown D would like to remind us that he has some super tough guys on his side, and if we don't knock it off, at a "certain point" it could become "very bad, very bad" for us.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-warns-it-would-be-very-bad-if-my-police-biker-gang-fans-decided-to-get-tough-on-my-opponents

PFFFT.  Bring it.

He's a little scared right now.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-there-should-be-no-mueller-report/ar-BBUOz8v?ocid=spartanntp

I also am all for the bringing.

I keep seeing these Trumpster SuperPatriots who can't shut up about all the incredibly amazing restraint that they have shown by not shooting the place up yet, but they're seriously on, like, their next to the last straw, and then it's CIVIL WAR TIEM. Seriously, just one or two more straws, and BOOM, they'll let them freedom bullets fly forrealz, and we damn well better not lay a finger on their Lord and Savior Donald Trump, SRSLYFORREALZOMG!!!!

These aren't just Youtube comments, either. I've heard it from local people just a degree or two removed from me. One of my cousin's biker buddies was spouting off on FB about "Everybody check clean and make ready your patriot gear, the Democrats have suddenly turned on America for some reason! If they keep this up they're really gonna get it!", and a local pawn & gun store owner popped in to let everyone know they were welcome to come to her store to gear up for their Super Patriotic Murder Rampage.

I bought a few guns last year, and have been just shooting up some buckets of rubber mulch in the back yard, but if the Trump presidency is about to start swirling the drain I might have to start going to the gun ranges just for the comedic value.


ETA: Also, my former teacher at the local community college has started posting 3%er memes.  :roll:

"Patriot gear."  :lulz:

Right?  :lulz:

I think he thought he was being clever talking in code and not just explicitly saying "Hay, yawl! It's git'n about time we start killing libruls... WITH OUR GUNS!" As if he thought people would just assume he meant for everybody to take their tiny flags to the dry cleaner or something.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: March 15, 2019, 06:27:35 pm »
ZyKlown D would like to remind us that he has some super tough guys on his side, and if we don't knock it off, at a "certain point" it could become "very bad, very bad" for us.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-warns-it-would-be-very-bad-if-my-police-biker-gang-fans-decided-to-get-tough-on-my-opponents

PFFFT.  Bring it.

He's a little scared right now.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-there-should-be-no-mueller-report/ar-BBUOz8v?ocid=spartanntp

I also am all for the bringing.

I keep seeing these Trumpster SuperPatriots who can't shut up about all the incredibly amazing restraint that they have shown by not shooting the place up yet, but they're seriously on, like, their next to the last straw, and then it's CIVIL WAR TIEM. Seriously, just one or two more straws, and BOOM, they'll let them freedom bullets fly forrealz, and we damn well better not lay a finger on their Lord and Savior Donald Trump, SRSLYFORREALZOMG!!!!

These aren't just Youtube comments, either. I've heard it from local people just a degree or two removed from me. One of my cousin's biker buddies was spouting off on FB about "Everybody check clean and make ready your patriot gear, the Democrats have suddenly turned on America for some reason! If they keep this up they're really gonna get it!", and a local pawn & gun store owner popped in to let everyone know they were welcome to come to her store to gear up for their Super Patriotic Murder Rampage.

I bought a few guns last year, and have been just shooting up some buckets of rubber mulch in the back yard, but if the Trump presidency is about to start swirling the drain I might have to start going to the gun ranges just for the comedic value.


ETA: Also, my former teacher at the local community college has started posting 3%er memes.  :roll:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: March 15, 2019, 08:09:06 am »
ZyKlown D would like to remind us that he has some super tough guys on his side, and if we don't knock it off, at a "certain point" it could become "very bad, very bad" for us.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-warns-it-would-be-very-bad-if-my-police-biker-gang-fans-decided-to-get-tough-on-my-opponents

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« on: March 08, 2019, 07:24:43 am »
If he looses, it seems likely that the nuttier members of his base will finally completely lose their minds. People are already talking about another civil war in America, and not just the youtube crazies.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/in-america-talk-turns-to-something-unspoken-for-150-years-civil-war/2019/02/28/b3733af8-3ae4-11e9-a2cd-307b06d0257b_story.html?fbclid=IwAR0ou8VRZ8Hd2JLREyc5q5y28OoVVTHWFrprdvBsi8mVpdbFXPgr1c_LSjw&utm_term=.f50d740ef863

If there is a civil war it won't be a formal one like the great civil war was. It will be geurillas by night and Psychopaths opening fire in broad daylight. I don't see the US military Schisming entirely because they lost a shity commander. I do see the culture wars becoming even more bloody than they currently are.

Pretty much, yeah. I'm trying to think what tactics they could, and/or are likely to use to further their cause. Most of them probably have a years supply of beans and a confidence in their ability to survive by hunting/gathering/agriculture, and would like to see their world shift to a situation where persons so prepared would be at an advantage. So... maybe attacks on the infrastructure, particularly the power grid, I'm thinking. Here in Tennessee, we're pretty dependent on hydroelectric power. An attack on the dams that put them out of commission for months or even years could cripple the entire state. Tennessee is a major distribution hub for most of the eastern half of the country. Wrecking it could cause major disruptions in the distribution chain.

Then when the bread trucks start showing up late, or not at all, shit could start to get pretty weird.

Maybe itís time people started the chaos magic against Trump.

That would be like trying to put out a dumpster fire with a truckload of live chickens.

In the Darkness even the Truth is in doubt. What is needed is the kicking of some asses! That and a viable Democratic candidate folks will unite behind...

Actually fuck it. Bring on the chickens! Gritty has a modest cult following. Mister Rogers has an even bigger cult following. We need a light to Rally around. Something or preferably someone True and Good. Bernie is not true and good despite his best intentions all he really has is ambition and a platform that pays for colleges with 'taxpayer money'. We need the second coming, a fucking Christ figure. Chaos magic won't save us. Nothing will. But I'm in the mood to cause chaos and dance in the ashes... No, too angsty. I'm in the mood to watch a shit ton of flaming chickens run around The Neighborhood!

A common theme I see reading comments from The Traitriots/Vanilla ISIS is "We need a leader". Which is, as far as I cant tell, what they think is the only thing holding them back from Taking America Back By Storm. Meanwhile THEM DANG OL AN-TEEF-UHS seem to be getting along just fine without leaders, or at least centralized leadership hierarchy, or whatever. These allegedly motivated motherfuckers probably have Antifa outnumbered 1000:1 but at the end of the day, Antifa gets more done because they aren't just sitting around waiting for someone to boss them around.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« on: March 07, 2019, 07:46:58 pm »
If he looses, it seems likely that the nuttier members of his base will finally completely lose their minds. People are already talking about another civil war in America, and not just the youtube crazies.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/in-america-talk-turns-to-something-unspoken-for-150-years-civil-war/2019/02/28/b3733af8-3ae4-11e9-a2cd-307b06d0257b_story.html?fbclid=IwAR0ou8VRZ8Hd2JLREyc5q5y28OoVVTHWFrprdvBsi8mVpdbFXPgr1c_LSjw&utm_term=.f50d740ef863

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: February 23, 2019, 07:09:52 am »
We here in Tennessee have got, like, 6 feet of rain or some thang.

Kids are Kayaking on campus.

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Apple Talk / Re: The aliens haven't contacted us because
« on: February 18, 2019, 10:03:22 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ They're made of meat.

O man. I remember reading the original back in 1992. Someone printed it out and put it out on the tables at Chattacon. Wikipedia says it was originally published in Omni Magazine back in 1991.

Glad to see it is still around and growing legs.

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