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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: November 30, 2018, 09:10:11 am »
That's my secret, Cain.

I'm always simultaneously laughing and horrified.


If you could just shoop that meme in your head for me so I don't have to, I'd appreciate it.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: November 29, 2018, 06:08:42 pm »
I only kinda get it, but it's still funny.

Which bit don't you get?

Who that guy is, for starters. (Not Neo)

I assume it's a spoof of the "You haet capitalism, yet you have phone" genre of arguments.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: November 29, 2018, 09:04:30 am »
I only kinda get it, but it's still funny.

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Apple Talk / Re: Postergasm Brainstorm
« on: November 22, 2018, 10:36:18 am »
As an alternative to, or possibly in addition to trying to neutralize Rugged Indiviualism as a philosophy, maybe it would be also effective to, alternatively, try to redirect it?



Example enclosed:

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: November 20, 2018, 07:05:52 pm »
 :lol:

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Sears has been swirling the drain since at least the 90's. I worked at one of their call centers for about a month when they first tried to get rid of the catalog... `92 or `93, I think. I remember a girl in a cubicle across from me talking to some creep about panties for like 45 minutes.

Anyways, they're closing the sears in my town, along with a couple hundred others.

The stupid thing about Sears is that if worked with the catalog model and invested in a purchasing website, they could've provided some competition with Amazon.  Or kept Amazon from being a thing.

Er one stupid thing about Sears, there's many stupid things they did that killed them.

Amazon seemed to kind of come out of nowhere as the mega-giant internet retailer they are today. Back in the day, their main competitor was Borders.com. Then they were trying to compete with eBay or something, which was cute. Then suddenly they were the place you go to to buy things on the internet.


IBM keeps turning away money from things if you need people to make the things work.  Doesn't matter if it'd be profitable, the margin has to be incredibly high if it involves a human.



IBM knows what's up. Humans are going out of style. We were always just a fad, anyway.

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Sears has been swirling the drain since at least the 90's. I worked at one of their call centers for about a month when they first tried to get rid of the catalog... `92 or `93, I think. I remember a girl in a cubicle across from me talking to some creep about panties for like 45 minutes.

Anyways, they're closing the sears in my town, along with a couple hundred others.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: November 18, 2018, 06:36:43 pm »
I’ve been known for blowing out some diaphragms in my time.

Did it make a kazoo sound when you did?

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: November 16, 2018, 10:08:19 am »
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:


Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

Water?


It's, uh... It's kind of like unflavored Mountain Dew.

And yes, it's exactly as disgusting as it sounds.

Ugh.  So it basically just gets your mouth wet?

I don't need that. I need someone who will play a few bars on a saxophone when I say something clever.

Two words: Saxophone Kazoos.

https://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Saxophone-Musical-Instrument/dp/B004PT1J1Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1542362532&sr=8-1&keywords=saxophone+kazoo

Got one a few years back when I was Sexy Sax Man for Halloween. Can't recommend it highly enough, though i will say the diaphragm will likely suffer a blowout after a few hours of heavy use, but I'm sure you could figure out a way to make replacements.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 15, 2018, 07:40:33 pm »
I like that he calls the enemy of Anti-fascists the US Government monopoly on violence.

I know he’s incapable of recognizing what that means, but that just makes it all the more rich and interesting, I think.


The U.S. military is sitting back, just getting angrier and angrier at Antifa! One of these days they just aren't going to be able to take it any more and are going to mobilize and move in on them. Because that's how the military works in America. They just sit around waiting to get mad enough about something, and then attack Americans on American soil. Yep! That's how we do!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 15, 2018, 07:14:00 pm »
WTF is up with his Antifa obsession?

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/416750-trump-warns-antifa-opposition-to-you-could-be-tougher-and-much-more

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“[Antifa] better hope that the other side doesn’t mobilize,” Trump concluded, “Because if you look, the other side, it’s the military. It’s the police. It’s a lot of very strong, a lot of very tough people. Tougher than them. And smarter than them.”

“They’re sitting back and watching and they’re getting angrier and angrier,” Trump said of the Antifa opposition.

Trump is desperate for a distraction.  ANY distraction.

I bet he's jealous of Bush 2, and that awesome September he had right at the beginning of his first term. Some people have all the luck.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 15, 2018, 06:55:05 pm »
WTF is up with his Antifa obsession?

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/416750-trump-warns-antifa-opposition-to-you-could-be-tougher-and-much-more

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“[Antifa] better hope that the other side doesn’t mobilize,” Trump concluded, “Because if you look, the other side, it’s the military. It’s the police. It’s a lot of very strong, a lot of very tough people. Tougher than them. And smarter than them.”

“They’re sitting back and watching and they’re getting angrier and angrier,” Trump said of the Antifa opposition.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: November 14, 2018, 06:19:21 pm »
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:


Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

Water?


It's, uh... It's kind of like unflavored Mountain Dew.

And yes, it's exactly as disgusting as it sounds.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: November 14, 2018, 08:48:47 am »
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:


Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 13, 2018, 08:11:32 pm »
I've suspected that this so-called "Antifa Attack" was staged, as I also suspect many others to be. Getting attacked by Antifa is an easy way for people on the right, (or alt-right) to beef up their street cred.

Why in the world wouldn't they just hire some guys in balaclavas to come yell at and/or attack them? Journalistic integrity?  :whack:

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