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Literate Chaotic / Re: Army Time
« on: Today at 03:55:42 am »
when i was a kid, a friend of mine had this cool green army sleeping bag that he always took camping.

he was catholic and liked that it had a cross on it.

it was a body bag

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Excerpts from the Next Great American Novel
« on: May 27, 2015, 08:26:51 pm »
I imagine some interesting counterfeiting scenarios

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turns out my buddy's property was where this shit went down

so far he found an old still and part of what we think is an old coal stove

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Although, cremation is becoming a more popular alternative

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Where I am
« on: April 14, 2015, 05:43:23 am »
a point on
a line in
a plane in
  for i = 3, undefined
    an i-space
  next i




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hard work is also cool

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Lighterspace
« on: April 13, 2015, 10:29:27 am »
reminds me of Common Surface Savings & Loan

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Is chaos about order?
« on: April 04, 2015, 08:20:47 pm »
What does uncontaminated chaos look like?

No such thing.  Chaos is change and while one could claim unchanged aspects are evidence of "contamination" of chaos they are only unchanged thus far.  On a long enough timeline, everything is grey goo.  Chaos is the contaminant, and it will infect everything, as the Univerise defaults to entropy.  But chaos is also the Unmoved Mover, the Prime Cause, which is where things get interesting...

Just in case I wasn't clear, chaos is a snake eating itself, engaged in an act of eternally reoccuring creation and destruction.

chaos is a myth

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Is chaos about order?
« on: April 04, 2015, 07:04:38 pm »
 :thanks:

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Is chaos about order?
« on: April 04, 2015, 06:46:31 pm »
chaos is out of order

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what about when gramma gives your kid a drumset?

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I finally got around to looking up something I've wondered about off and on and thought I would share:

Turns out the earth is a prograde planet (as opposed to retrograde).

This means that, if you orient the solar system so that the earth orbits the sun "clockwise" then the earth also rotates about it's own axis "clockwise"

The effect is that every day we spend a little extra time on the sunny side of the planet.

Another effect is that, at night, we are travelling through space at a higher rate of speed which is closer to the speed of light and time is a little slower.

thought I would share, cuz . . . the more you know and stuff.

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Today, we proved beyond doubt that the air compressors are not the problem.

We were told to go troubleshoot the compressors ANYWAY.  I was told this in front of the troops, because I apparently cannot even be trusted to communicate instructions to my crew in our quaint language of whistles and grunts.

All of my guys started bellowing out retarded people noises.  I fear that there is an outright mutiny in progress.  I feel that I am not on the side of the captain.

Can't you just, like "find some loose wires" or something and be like, "there, we fixed the compressors"

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