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I fucking love you people.

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Or Kill Me / Re: I Forgot Why I Wrote this
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:48:19 pm »
We follow God, and I AM GOD. I ejaculate space onto the supple round ass cheeks of time. I lactate ICBMS. Cut open my nipples and watch scoprions fly out. My spirit form is a dragon. Mankind is doomed, cue fart joke. Eat shit like a screaming tumor on infinite fractal space. I sexually identify as the president of the united states.

This paragraph, right here, is glorious. The whole thing is great, but this one really stands out.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Star Wars Murder Mystery
« on: November 25, 2014, 09:50:25 pm »
I just got a PM about this and I realized I never followed up.

I thought the game was a big success. Everyone had fun, which was the main goal for me obviously, and accusations went in so many different directions that the murderer ended up winning. It's not the most satisfying of outcomes for players, but I think it struck a good balance of writing and game design where it could have gone either way.

The murderer was played by a smart guy who made a few savvy moves, but also made a few mistakes that both he and I thought were glaringly obvious and went unnoticed by everyone else. What really led to his victory, though, was lack of trust between the players. Everyone was so focused on hoarding their credits to secure their own win that they neglected to share vital information and everyone only got part of the picture. If they'd worked together, made concessions in both buying and selling information, they would have found out a few secrets that would change their votes.

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 :lulz:

Jenny McCarthy is coming to New Bedford. The theater wanted suggestions for their event cocktail. My submission:

The Rubella Inoculation
1 part vodka
1 part vaccine
0 parts Autism

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Principia Discussion / Re: Introduction/Flaxscript Idea
« on: November 24, 2014, 11:02:39 pm »
The thing about the Cool Kids Club is that it actually exists. Many of us have spent years here, full stop, years. For some, being on PD has been a longer constant than jobs, housing, or marriages. There's been a lot of time to make friends and, more to the point, refine each other's points of view through discussion and argument that I guarantee far outweighs the average butthurt newcomer in vitriol.

So if you really want a card, stick around.

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Sounds like a hoot! Looking forward to your upcoming trip to Hogtown!

That's on the bounce again.  I have to go there, but my schedule is in flux.  I now have to go to Portland again in December, Germany again in January, and Houston for half of February.  Then I have Hamilton AND Toronto (Pickering, to be exact), and Boston that will be jammed in there somewhere.

Holy shit, Pickering? I'm living in Toronto right now. I should see about paying you a visit when you're in town, if you don't mind. When do you have it planned?

Not sure yet.  I have business there sometime after the new year, and I'm related to damn near everyone in the province, so I expect I'll burn some vacation time.

Ok. Well, keep me filled in. It'd be fun to hang out with a Holy Man™.

More fun than you really wanted. I should know.


Couldn't sleep for three weeks after he left Boston. 'Twas the giant spiderclowns, is what it was.

Wasn't my fault.  I blame EoC for 1) his TEETH, and 2) for being shorter than he really is.

I'm comfortable with this. My TEETH can absorb your feelings.   :)

Care to make a friendly wager?   :lulz:

 :lulz:  It wouldn't be good for anyone involved. It's like how a beaver needs to wear down its teeth or they'll pierce its brain, except with other people's brains.

I think that wager would have an extraordinarily high casualty rate. And dental bill.

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Sounds like a hoot! Looking forward to your upcoming trip to Hogtown!

That's on the bounce again.  I have to go there, but my schedule is in flux.  I now have to go to Portland again in December, Germany again in January, and Houston for half of February.  Then I have Hamilton AND Toronto (Pickering, to be exact), and Boston that will be jammed in there somewhere.

Holy shit, Pickering? I'm living in Toronto right now. I should see about paying you a visit when you're in town, if you don't mind. When do you have it planned?

Not sure yet.  I have business there sometime after the new year, and I'm related to damn near everyone in the province, so I expect I'll burn some vacation time.

Ok. Well, keep me filled in. It'd be fun to hang out with a Holy Man™.

More fun than you really wanted. I should know.


Couldn't sleep for three weeks after he left Boston. 'Twas the giant spiderclowns, is what it was.

Wasn't my fault.  I blame EoC for 1) his TEETH, and 2) for being shorter than he really is.

I'm comfortable with this. My TEETH can absorb your feelings.   :)

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True fact: I started employing the 'Christ what an asshole' meme to one of my coworkers, in response to most things he said. One month later he goes on vacation. He calls out sick the week after. He shows up for 45 minutes the following Monday, leaves early, calls in sick the rest of the week. He goes on vacation, arranges Family Medical Leave Act. I haven't seen him since August. We have begun accepting that he is a cautionary tale we tell our new coworker, who is fully trained and operating, and has simply never met this other person.

 :eek:

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"No. I totally get it. You're right, man, and..." *sniff* *minor nose wrinkle*

-"And...?"

"Oh, yeah, and" *slight sniff* *two rapid blinks* "anyway, definitely, dude."

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 :lulz:

I like to humor their ideas, fully engaging them in their bizarre delusions, and then insinuating that they smell bad.

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 :lulz:

Sounds like a blast.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: COOKIES
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:31:56 pm »
I request only that the return address be clearly visible for retaliatory mail purposes.  :evil:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: November 20, 2014, 12:23:19 am »
You're the one wearing sweatpants and a leather jacket I presume.

He is the white one in the lower left wearing a black collar.

He is ADORABLE.

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