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On a more practical level, though I am tired of knocking on my neighbors' doors to borrow a cup of sugar and having the entire facade collapse. Every fucking house in the city if a forgery, cleverly painted perspective pieces on cheap plywood.

My city is fallen Hollywood set pieces and druid prayer circles and I can't get any fucking sugar.

This needs to be taken out of context so badly.

It was a whole manic piece I had half crafted in my head before I threw it into two posts. I think I have the bug again but damn if it's been so long I have forgotten what to do with it. I thought of an ending to A New Currency while pooping the other day.

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Stonehenge was in fact a druidic prayer circle, but not in the way that most of us think. The druids were hired as contractors to build an inn for weary travelers, but once they were paid they spent it all on masonry and erected a huge useless rock formation.

They've been running the same scam for thousands of years. We just had a CVS in town open up inside of a druidic prayer circle of rock slabs because the franchise owner hired Caer Blgthrrnmgr Construction to build it.

How do you run a pharmacy out of hewn stone? There's almost no storage space and the Dunkin Donuts can see you fill your herpes medications.

Fuck druids.

Ah yes, CBC.

Type CBC into google and what's the first result you get? The Canadian Broadcast Corporation. Since when does Canada produce television? Obviously a front for Caer Blgthrrnmgr Construction.

The CEO of this so-called CBC?



Hubert T. Lacroix.

H T L

How many rocks are there in Stonehenge? 93.
The year of the CBC's 'founding'? 1936
The year of Stoneghenge's reconstruction? 1954

1954+1936+93=3983

But wait. If the CBC is going to produce media in order to crystallize the paradigm beyond subversion what tool do they need?

Copyright law.

When was copyright law enacted?

The Statute of Anne. 1710

Number of people hanged in Britain that year? 63.

3983-1710-63=2210

But I hope you haven't forgotten this motherfucker:



Hubert T. Lacroix.

H T L

Add 2 to H and you get J
Take 2 from T and you get R
Take 10 from L and you get B

J R B

J. R. B



J. R. Bob Dobbs created stonehenge, with the help of Caer Blgthrrnmgr Construction, which became the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation as part of an elaborate plot to copyright all of history.

HOW DID WE NOT SEE IT SOONER?

Here we go, been a long time since I've busted out these bad boys.
:mittens:

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My father passed away on the 22nd. It doesn't feel real and is all too real at varying intervals. After over 2 months in the hospital & rehabs, he was at least able to come back home for a month, but the chemo treatments really took a toll on him, particularly the sores in his mouth that made it difficult and painful, and sometimes impossible to eat or drink. The second round wasn't as bad and he was getting to the point of being able to eat fairly normally and had his appetite back. But a week after the third, the sores came back and it got to the point that my mom was bringing him to the hospital for saline and caloric infusions since he couldn't eat or drink. On Friday they admitted him for low blood count, by Sunday he was essentially unconscious for all/most of the day, and that evening he passed. Even that happened so quickly - when he was first in, he was essentially fine except for his mouth, and at least was able to communicate with us and talk to my sister away at grad school on the phone a bit on Saturday. He fought hard, but it was just too much. He was surrounded by friends and family who loved him and even had some of the nurses that had cared for him for so many weeks on one of the main floors come to visit him while he was in ICU. It is a relief to know he is not suffering anymore, because that was painful to watch without being able to help, but it still hurts a lot and I know it will for a long time to come.

Sorry, tpz.

And FUCK CANCER.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: What do people use pet animals for
« on: Yesterday at 02:38:25 pm »
Well, you have a drawing. I can't refute that.

Look at the detail! Arguments have details, so do drawings. It's really brilliant.

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I could make an argument for that...however, the argument is somewhat underminned by the fact that antiquity does, in fact, exist.

Says you, time-shill.

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Nice. He's spun things into his favor very neatly.

Irish Spring.  :lulz:

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On a more practical level, though I am tired of knocking on my neighbors' doors to borrow a cup of sugar and having the entire facade collapse. Every fucking house in the city if a forgery, cleverly painted perspective pieces on cheap plywood.

My city is fallen Hollywood set pieces and druid prayer circles and I can't get any fucking sugar.

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Stonehenge was in fact a druidic prayer circle, but not in the way that most of us think. The druids were hired as contractors to build an inn for weary travelers, but once they were paid they spent it all on masonry and erected a huge useless rock formation.

They've been running the same scam for thousands of years. We just had a CVS in town open up inside of a druidic prayer circle of rock slabs because the franchise owner hired Caer Blgthrrnmgr Construction to build it.

How do you run a pharmacy out of hewn stone? There's almost no storage space and the Dunkin Donuts can see you fill your herpes medications.

Fuck druids.

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PD.com: troll bootcamp?

Hey it's worked for me. When I started here I was two posts from indignant fury at all times. Now I've honed my trolljitsu skills.

But yeah Ivan is alright, for a whackjob.

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Life was easier when I was a robot.

 :?

Oh, I was reading about my dad, and I got feelings all over the place.  Things were a lot less messy when I had all my emotions bound up in a tiny ball and buried deep within my psyche.

Boy howdy.

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HI NIGEL

So that genetics lab sounds really hi tech compared with everything else. Supervillain lair?

It was surprisingly high tech, and had backup generators in case of power outage (which happened twice while we were there). I was invited to come back and work there after I graduate.

It sounds like you should for the food alone!

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HI NIGEL

So that genetics lab sounds really hi tech compared with everything else. Supervillain lair?

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The wiley bastard pulled it off, I see.   :lulz:

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I'm still alive.  Just writing a lot, and procrastinating a lot.  Mostly procrastinating.  Carry on!

Hey there, Hoops, I was just wondering where you were, but not posting about it.

If I post about it, it makes the humanity inside me that I am trying to kill even stronger.     :)

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