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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: Yesterday at 11:47:28 pm »
Man, I used to worry about how my employment history looked on paper... then I became a recruiter. Now I realize mine is really pretty not too bad.

 :lulz:

I like this because you used to photoshop spots off of genitalia.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Foxhole With The Atheist
« on: Yesterday at 07:22:10 pm »
I take issue with the use of the foxhole, as foxes are pretty small creatures and there's no way two humans could fit in a hole made by one, even if one of them has a biologically smaller atheist brain (why God can't fit in it).

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 16, 2017, 06:58:57 pm »
I think we can all agree that the most egregious offense here is the Appeal to Lulz without delivering said Lulz.


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A power point presentation is a good way to show people your cultural sensitivity, see the father Ted episode for reference



This sounds like you've put your foot in it with some comment, if so just do the right thing and apologise and move on with your life. It happened to me a few months back at a party when I asked one of the people I was chatting to what part of Asia they were from... That turned out to be Brazil, so as I said you can apologise or move on and forget about it, or you can do what I did: Never show my face in public again, being sure to flagellate once a night while shouting "stupid, stupid, stupid".

 :lulz:

Sorry Faust, but that's pretty hilariously cringey. I hope they were gentle about it.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 11, 2017, 07:13:09 pm »
I've only ever seen 3 movies that I actually considered scary, and Poltergeist doesn't really hold up when you watch it again now.

Play Misty For Me is my sleeper pick for HOLY FUCK TERRIFYING, possibly (probably) because of a lifetime of ignoring Rule #3.

But the scariest movie of all time? Fuck you if you don't think Aliens is some paralyzingly frightening shit. I saw that movie in the theater when it came out (I was 9 and my mom thought I was seeing some dumb kid movie) and I swear I didn't sleep with the lights off for a week. And it's the only movie that's possibly gotten even scarier as I get older because there are so many LAYERS of horror there and the best ones aren't even comprehensible to a little kid.

Wait, Alien or Aliens? I fully agree that the first was a great horror movie. The second was always more of a sci-fi action flick to me. Not scary really, but great nonetheless.

For frightening space movies, I'll always have a soft spot for Event Horizon. Something about watching that just really creeped me out.

Alien was OK, but hardly scary.

Aliens is what I was talking about. Flat-out terrifying,
in addition to being one of the 4 or 5 best movies ever made.

Event Horizon was terrifying when I saw it in the theater on several hits of LSD, but I found it didn't really hold up to rewatching.

I, too, prefer political docudrama Aliens over its lighthearted feminist comedy predecessor Alien, since we're just being silly now.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: bluh bluh bluh
« on: January 09, 2017, 08:35:39 pm »
I have made contact. The natives are sparse, but welcoming. Many do not seem to understand the concept of Discordia. I wonder, when I hit send, if what I transmit to the others is truly my voice, or if it is a fleeting electronic ghost that mimics me briefly before its existence is snuffed out. If so, they do not seem to notice.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: bluh bluh bluh
« on: January 09, 2017, 06:25:50 pm »
Cool, thanks.

I already have app because of this Japanese phone game I play.  :lulz:

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Bring and Brag / Re: Fun with funghi
« on: January 08, 2017, 02:09:35 pm »
Those are pretty pictures, by the way.

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Bring and Brag / Re: Fun with funghi
« on: January 08, 2017, 02:08:57 pm »
Is that one of the ones where you can pee out the trippy stuff? You could put up an "I'll let you drink my mushroom pee if you make sure I don't choke to death on my own puke" Craigslist ad.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Offical betting thread
« on: January 06, 2017, 03:30:30 am »
Betting that Trump's public shitting on US intelligence agencies directly leads into the formation of his secret police.

Six indefinite detentions says you're being an optimist.
I'll raise you an enhanced interrogation that waterboarding doesn't go far enough and, further, turns constitutional in SCotUS.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Offical betting thread
« on: January 06, 2017, 03:18:00 am »
Betting that Trump's public shitting on US intelligence agencies directly leads into the formation of his secret police.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: December 27, 2016, 04:39:39 am »
ASK ME. ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS.

It took me much longer than it really should have to figure this out.
How do you know this?

I called my landlord and he's fixing it tomorrow.  :lulz:

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: December 26, 2016, 04:58:16 pm »
I noticed my sink had a mild dripping leak last night, so I decided to do something about it. I'm happy to say after an hour's work it now has a much more severe leak.

So yeah anything you want to ask let me know, Faust.

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Cloud level is 700 feet below my office and we're in the middle of a winter storm.  Everything is white, like being at a MAGA rally.  Temperature plunging, rain is sideways, on top of the clouds moving around us.  We will all freeze to death.  Put a sign at the 5 mile marker saying "GO BACK YOU FOOLS".

Man are they are not going to be prepared when they unfreeze you in 200 years.

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The brewery that just opened in my hometown doesn't have any of its own beer and is selling growlers that they can't fill.

This is me predicting their huge success.   :lulz:

 :lulz: Someone needs to tell them that opening early doesn't hold a candle to opening prepared to do business.

They're merch and social media blitzing hard on their catering, restaurant, and entertainment aspects. It seems to be working for them so far, but I can't bring myself to support, even a local business, that has Brewery in its name that doesn't sell its own beer. And that sells empty growlers. And that hires a musician who's pretty well known in the area for going on drunken racist facebook tirades.

My current 5 year plan is to save up and buy their equipment on auction when they go out of business.

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