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Apple Zone / Re: On fucked Millennials:
« on: Today at 09:54:12 am »

Not directly related but:

This one vulture (politician) came to give us a sermon (conference) on how we the students of university have the burden (responsability) to make the country a better place.

Ill try to remember the details but, rather than "empowering the youth" it ends up being something among the lines of "well, we are, and were going to, plaster the walls with shit, and you have to clean it up with a toothbrush"

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They don't have VALUES either.

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im cringing as i type but:

i seriously recommend making a series of spin-off threads that deal specifically with a single issue to be discussed at a time instead of mostly everything consisting of cheap shots and a rethorical disperse slurry...

consider it the "drug threads to end all drug threads"

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Apple Zone / Re: How to Win Enemies and Influence People
« on: Today at 07:51:00 am »

i had no idea about bangladesh, reference went right above my head

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Apple Zone / Re: Support Group
« on: Yesterday at 10:44:40 pm »
 :crackhead:

Im sure drug threads arent for everyone, but they help me relax after a long day at work.

*f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5*


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Apple Zone / Re: How to Win Enemies and Influence People
« on: May 18, 2013, 10:25:37 pm »
I guess that guy really showed you, huh, Roger? Sorry you had to deal with the travel bullshit. That many OSHA violations in one place gives me the willies.

Tangentally related story of how much employers give a fuck about safety in general:

About five years ago I was working at a supermarket. Somebody called in a bomb threat (which is, of course, a jake 99% of the time, but that 1% is a bitch). They didn't tell us what was going on, they just got all the workers and customers to go stand outside and wait. Then they got the ONE BLACK EMPLOYEE, who worked as a meat cutter, to go in and walk around the store and "see if he saw anything unusual". Then a cop came and talked with the manager and everybody went back in.

THAT is not proper bomb threat protocol.

P.S.
Yes I DO know proper bomb threat protocol, including the RIGHT way to clear a building. 
You tell them it's a fire drill until they get outside.  Stampedes cause injuries.
You make sure the building's empty by doing a walkthrough.
Then don't touch a damn thing, ESPECIALLY light switches or devices, as a change in the power state of any given device or light switch may be a triggering mechanism..
You then wait for the bomb squad, because they know what they are doing and they probably get paid more than you.

P.P.S I'm really glad Rev Roger does his job.

WRONG

Jack Bauer shows up, shoots some rounds into the air and yells "everybody get out!", and tackles the nearest minority, ties them up, waterboards them, and runs off, gets the bomb, puts it in a pick up truck and runs it off a bridge right before it blows up.

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Apple Zone / Re: Surprise: Dalek isn't on meth, neither a retard
« on: May 18, 2013, 06:16:29 am »

you dare betray the path of YOLO?

burn him!

 :hashishim:

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Apple Zone / Re: How to Win Enemies and Influence People
« on: May 18, 2013, 01:24:46 am »
Your direct influence has helped take a little bit of ugliness out of the world, because you decided to give a shit about human life and put in the work to help preserve it.

Think of all those people who cannot give a shit in Bangladesh.  Give generously.

how old are you? 17?
No, but my sense of humor still has acne problems.

Maybe your "sense of humour" has assburgers, should look into it.

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Apple Zone / Re: How to Win Enemies and Influence People
« on: May 18, 2013, 01:01:20 am »
Your direct influence has helped take a little bit of ugliness out of the world, because you decided to give a shit about human life and put in the work to help preserve it.

Think of all those people who cannot give a shit in Bangladesh.  Give generously.

how old are you? 17?

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Apple Zone / Re: On fucked Millennials:
« on: May 17, 2013, 10:47:39 pm »

Fight the power! until we get co-opted.

Give me a piece of the proverbial cake, or kill me.

Or something, whatever.

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RWHN, you should have a talk with Dalek  :lulz:

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Apple Zone / Re: On fucked Millennials:
« on: May 17, 2013, 09:21:27 pm »

Im sure Occupy will make a breakthrough any day now  :fnord:

(id reccomend reading about Mexico's "YoSoy132" movement, they recently celebrated their first year of existance and activism  :fnord: :fnord: :fnord:) (lest we forget how some of the prominent figures of the movement sold out to major broadcaster Televisa and now have their personal show)

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Cutting it off
« on: May 17, 2013, 09:11:23 pm »

I am a victim. Many years ago circumsicion was violently forced against me, when i couldn't even cry out for help or decide upon what was to be done to me. I have been crippled in my manhood, now i can never recover the sensitivity i once had in my genitals.

I have been a victim for almost 3 decades, BUT I REFUSE TO BE SO ANY LONGER.

I will undergo reconstructive surgery to recover my prepuce, my dignity and my manhood. THAT will show them.


now, beyond satire, gender assignment by parents is truly a complex issue... circumsision? please.

You have to remember that the entire purpose of this thread was revenge trolling because we laughed at them on Facebook.

you guys sure is troll rather than a person with issues?

either way, you can see that ive only engaged to 1) point out the main weakness/contradiction in the copypasta 2) have a bit of fun

i think it only turns sour when one attempts to indoctrinate the copypastaer or when more effort is done than the OP put into it.

Johnny, the thread started as a transgender decision thing, then IMMEDIATELY - in the OP - went to circumcision, which is the single oldest troll in the history of the internet; as Nigel says, it goes back to USENET days.

Ok. This is the only forum ive posted in though, and i wasnt around for usenet. Actually, ive only been around the net activelly for about 8 years.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Cutting it off
« on: May 17, 2013, 08:55:42 pm »

I am a victim. Many years ago circumsicion was violently forced against me, when i couldn't even cry out for help or decide upon what was to be done to me. I have been crippled in my manhood, now i can never recover the sensitivity i once had in my genitals.

I have been a victim for almost 3 decades, BUT I REFUSE TO BE SO ANY LONGER.

I will undergo reconstructive surgery to recover my prepuce, my dignity and my manhood. THAT will show them.


now, beyond satire, gender assignment by parents is truly a complex issue... circumsision? please.

You have to remember that the entire purpose of this thread was revenge trolling because we laughed at them on Facebook.

you guys sure is troll rather than a person with issues?

either way, you can see that ive only engaged to 1) point out the main weakness/contradiction in the copypasta 2) have a bit of fun

i think it only turns sour when one attempts to indoctrinate the copypastaer or when more effort is done than the OP put into it.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Cutting it off
« on: May 17, 2013, 08:39:43 pm »

I am a victim. Many years ago circumsicion was violently forced against me, when i couldn't even cry out for help or decide upon what was to be done to me. I have been crippled in my manhood, now i can never recover the sensitivity i once had in my genitals.

I have been a victim for almost 3 decades, BUT I REFUSE TO BE SO ANY LONGER.

I will undergo reconstructive surgery to recover my prepuce, my dignity and my manhood. THAT will show them.


now, beyond satire, gender assignment by parents is truly a complex issue... circumsision? please.

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