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Apple Zone / Re: Machete Terror? '
« on: Today at 05:10:52 pm »
mate of mine said earlier that his friends on officer training at Southampton Uni have received orders that all armed forces personnel have been ordered not to wear uniforms in London. The military centres there all have armed guards outside.
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Apple Zone / Re: the EDL get their monkey on in Woolwich
« on: Today at 04:50:43 pm »
absolutely no problem.
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Apple Zone / the EDL get their monkey on in Woolwich
« on: Today at 12:01:10 pm »
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/video/2013/may/23/english-defence-league-woolwich-video
the racist bullshit on some of my mates FB feeds is getting bad, apparently.
I haven't had much of it due to my hard core "DELETE" policy in terms of racism, sexism and other crap.
the racist bullshit on some of my mates FB feeds is getting bad, apparently.
I haven't had much of it due to my hard core "DELETE" policy in terms of racism, sexism and other crap.
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Apple Zone / Re: Spagbook
« on: Today at 11:54:37 am »Pixie wins. I don't even know what that means or what she wins, but she fucking wins it.
bumfluff is a UK term for that pre proper beard facial hair on teenage boys.
the opposite of people like Waffles and Payne's GLORIOUS facial hair.
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Apple Zone / Re: Spagbook
« on: Yesterday at 10:10:25 pm »I've grown a neat little mustache in the last few weeks.
Nice work! it's a little bumfluffy, but I've seen worse on lads your age.
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Apple Zone / Re: Some Rather Sad News
« on: May 21, 2013, 03:38:50 pm »You know, I SENSED it.
Every time I considered doing the garden and watering my new tree...
it fucking well rained. Payne mentioned my Rain Goddess powerz were back.
My response- "BUT ROGER ISN'T DEAD!"
Prophecy- Payne spake it.
You of all people should know better than to doubt the Messiah's utterings.
he may be omniscient, but he's not infallible.
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Apple Zone / Re: Some Rather Sad News
« on: May 21, 2013, 12:41:46 am »
You know, I SENSED it.
Every time I considered doing the garden and watering my new tree...
it fucking well rained. Payne mentioned my Rain Goddess powerz were back.
My response- "BUT ROGER ISN'T DEAD!"
Prophecy- Payne spake it.
Every time I considered doing the garden and watering my new tree...
it fucking well rained. Payne mentioned my Rain Goddess powerz were back.
My response- "BUT ROGER ISN'T DEAD!"
Prophecy- Payne spake it.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 21, 2013, 12:36:50 am »I spent my day looking for work and walking in the park. In Helsinki, Finland, other hookers spent the day updating the look of a cathedral. Finland hookers win.OMG THAT IS ONE HELL OF A YARNBOMBING!
seriously awesomes.
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Apple Zone / Re: How to Win Enemies and Influence People
« on: May 20, 2013, 12:36:07 am »ThAts cool, how did you read it?
I read it as very drily tongue-in-cheek about how people in Bangladesh are fucked, and if we have the power to give a shit, we should do it.
also there was a factory that basically collapsed due to pretty much no safety regs in Bangladesh recently. the body count was around 700 and they made clothing for places like The Gap, Primark (big cut price clothing store in Europe and the UK) and H&M and such. basically crushed to death by an unsafe building.
This is why most of my clothing is from charity shops and I'd rather spend more money less often on clothes than buy cheap shit that kills people.
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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Someone linked Netjester to Cleverbot
« on: May 19, 2013, 07:59:44 pm »
As a person who has taken a lot of drugs, there is NOTHING more boring than someone who only talks about taking drugs when they are on drugs.
FUN FACT- you are not invincible. unbreakable or mentally immune to these things.
took 10 years and a dose of crazy to figure that shit out.
and IRCC you have a family history of psychotic mental illness, which begs the question..are things so dull you want to play russian roulette with your sanity and ability to converse with people who aren't talking about how many drugs they are on? The social stigma of having a psychotic break is pretty huge, and that alone can fuck with your employability. You have a predisposition to this shit, fucking PACK IT IN and go masturbate before anti-psych meds rob you of the ability to have a libido.
Oh, wait, I've said this before to Daalek. Ah, to be young and stupid. I mean, really. fucking. stupid.
FUN FACT- you are not invincible. unbreakable or mentally immune to these things.
took 10 years and a dose of crazy to figure that shit out.
and IRCC you have a family history of psychotic mental illness, which begs the question..are things so dull you want to play russian roulette with your sanity and ability to converse with people who aren't talking about how many drugs they are on? The social stigma of having a psychotic break is pretty huge, and that alone can fuck with your employability. You have a predisposition to this shit, fucking PACK IT IN and go masturbate before anti-psych meds rob you of the ability to have a libido.
Oh, wait, I've said this before to Daalek. Ah, to be young and stupid. I mean, really. fucking. stupid.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: May 18, 2013, 05:35:00 pm »So, went from the gay bar to the goth club, where LMNO performed the sacred ritual of "40-year-old guy loses his shit to 'So What' by Ministry."I have seen similar phenomenons.
It's ok, because there were quite a lot of other 40-year-olds there, too.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Cutting it off
« on: May 17, 2013, 10:49:15 am »An elective medical procedure done on genitals, usually without the owner of said genitals able to give informed consent.I think so.
...I don't object to any person making an informed choice about remodeling any part of their body, and then having it done.
I also think birth defects in general ought to be repaired...but the genitals are special.
The nerve endings are crucial to having a happy sex life as an adult.
Once severed, the sensation is gone
Of course circumcision's a much more minor operation.
I am not going to equate a circ with sex reassignment, or ritual genital cutting of women.
Nonetheless foreskins are heavily enervated.
http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/753060
Circumcised men reported more partners and were more likely to report frequent orgasm difficulties after adjustment for potential confounding factors [11 vs 4%, ORadj = 3.26; 95% confidence interval (CI) 1.42–7.47], and women with circumcised spouses more often reported incomplete sexual needs fulfilment (38 vs 28%, ORadj = 2.09; 95% CI 1.05–4.16) and frequent sexual function difficulties overall
http://news.menshealth.com/is-your-circumcision-making-you-soft/2011/11/02/?cm_mmc=Twitter-_-MensHealth-_-Content-MHNews-_-CircumcisionED
Researchers surveyed 300 men and found that circumcised fellas had a 4.5 times greater chance of suffering from ED than noncircumcised guys.
Heterosexual men with circumcisions are less likely to acquire HIV, papillomavirus, and other STD's.
But they do lose some amount of sensation and have a somewhat-increased risk for erectile dysfunction.
So...
It ought to be up to the owner of the genitals, no?
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Apple Zone / Re: Spagbook
« on: May 15, 2013, 06:43:37 am »I like it!
Welcome to the world of short hair!
I HAVE FREED MYSELF OF THE TYRANNY OF THE HAIRBRUSH
And have welcome yourself to a whole new word of clippies and headbands...
Or bandannas and shirt sleeves like me.
-Suu
Fucking lazy.
I just woke up and it was sticking up in weird places. I grabbed by bandanna and wet it down a bit.