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Beyond the wall / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« on: February 27, 2016, 07:41:29 pm »
I ate 18 sanguinello blood oranges. Apparently you need bigger oranges to induce intestinal distress. I have notoriously irritable bowels as well.

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Beyond the wall / Re: OPEN BAR: Tough on bars, tough on the causes of bars
« on: February 25, 2016, 08:06:45 am »
Massive hugs from me, Nigel.

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Beyond the wall / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: May 15, 2015, 06:05:46 pm »

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Drinkin fancy
« on: May 15, 2015, 05:05:58 pm »
i'm still angry about the whiskey sour with fucking Jamison's in it.  :argh!:

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Beyond the wall / Re: OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED
« on: February 03, 2015, 09:43:31 pm »
i got my disability awarded, and the govt now owes me 900+ quid



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Beyond the wall / Re: OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED
« on: January 29, 2015, 11:03:16 pm »
My dad's wife died.

I'm sorry, Pixie.

Our relationship was contentious. I am weirdly ambivalent and also worried about my dad. he does not emotion well, and will soon have a lot of time on his hands- all triggers for him being an angry asshat.

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Beyond the wall / Re: OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED
« on: January 29, 2015, 09:43:52 pm »
My dad's wife died.

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Beyond the wall / Re: OPEN BAR: Now endorsed by Foodbabe!
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:20:42 pm »
Wait.  Is it that time again ALREADY? 

Yanno, where suddenly someone is saying - or is said to be saying - that a portion of the population doesn't exist (ie, bisexuals), and because someone on Facebook or tumblr or Twitter or something said it, then it can be assumed that Nigel (and most other people on this board) suddenly ALSO think that this is the case?

Walking in here and saying you're bisexual is like saying you're left-handed.  This IS in fact the one place where equality has been achieved, because nobody cares how anyone is oriented.

I think that at least half the board has mentioned being bi. We just don't walk about it much because, as you mentioned, nobody gives a fuck. And nobody wants to hear the grotty details of anyone's sex life. :lol:

Not true.  :fap:

Well, at least nobody wants to hear the grotty details of my sex life. Trust me... you may think you do, but you don't.

Do nevar ask about Dark Empresses sexytiems:- traumatised yet sligtly aroused isn't a state of mind for anyone.

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Beyond the wall / Re: OPEN BAR: Now endorsed by Foodbabe!
« on: January 19, 2015, 09:09:22 pm »
Wait.  It's ok to want to lick penises and vaginas at the SAME TIME!?!?!?!

HOLD UP THERE BUCKO, DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF!


wooooooo

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Beyond the wall / Re: OPEN BAR: Now endorsed by Foodbabe!
« on: January 19, 2015, 09:08:59 pm »
AH, APOLIGIES FOR MISAIMED ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY.



I'm getting that sense a lot recently, like yesterday when I cracked a joke about something with a friend  and they deactivated their facebook.

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Beyond the wall / Re: OPEN BAR: Now endorsed by Foodbabe!
« on: January 19, 2015, 09:05:58 pm »
What's cool is that even if a woman spag like that is one in a million, there are SEVEN THOUSAND of them out there.

newsfeed

It would need to be corrected to reflect the correct math, which would be fourteen thousand if we are expanding the search for EOC's lifemate to men.

I'm not sure how EOC feels about that, though.

I think it's more that the original figure should've been 3,500, but that doesn't roll off the tongue as well.

Oh, you're right. Good catch.

also LOL bi people. 7000 works for me :D

Yeah, I've heard of bi people. :lol: I was just still talking about EOC, who as far as I know isn't.

oh good, at least you don't think we're mythical unicorns :p

I don't think bi people are unicorns, and neither do the ladies I fuck.

yes, i am aware.

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Beyond the wall / Re: OPEN BAR: Now endorsed by Foodbabe!
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:13:09 am »
What's cool is that even if a woman spag like that is one in a million, there are SEVEN THOUSAND of them out there.

newsfeed

It would need to be corrected to reflect the correct math, which would be fourteen thousand if we are expanding the search for EOC's lifemate to men.

I'm not sure how EOC feels about that, though.

I think it's more that the original figure should've been 3,500, but that doesn't roll off the tongue as well.

Oh, you're right. Good catch.

also LOL bi people. 7000 works for me :D

Yeah, I've heard of bi people. :lol: I was just still talking about EOC, who as far as I know isn't.

oh good, at least you don't think we're mythical unicorns :p 

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