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Messages - Rev. Dr. Narot

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Sad news, indeed. Was a big fan of TG / Coil / PTV growing up.

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Then you probably should have continued reading.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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MY OPINIONS ON THIS SUBJECT AS SOMEBODY THAT HAS FOUND DISCORDIA AND PD.COM FOR LIKE A WEEK...TOTAL


You lost me right there...
 :supertard:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: November 20, 2010, 12:16:01 am »
It's a front "human rights organization", paid and stayed by the Church of Scientology, to save humanity from the evils of psychiatry, and guide them towards Xenu. There's actually a few fun exhibits, such as a hands on "electro-convulsive-therapy" machine, torture tools of the trade, top secret US government mind control research documents, and the kicker, a live, viewable telephone helpline for victims of psychiatry / future slaves to L. Ron...

I don't think you quite get Scientology's purpose... and for this I salute you.

OK, I had some drinks, inform of the evils of Xenu, and his ancient atomic bomb / soul unleashing chaos. I have read that OT3 junk on a few occasions, BUT, only prior to actually going to a few of these places, meeting some Scientologists, and seeing it on Hollywood Blvd. (free e-meter "body thetan extractions"). Flatly, it makes me feel sick inside, and freaked out to even think about it. I just imagine the faces of these auditors, desperate to get those trapped souls out of me, and my brain feels like its exploding.

 :ohnotache:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: November 19, 2010, 08:27:08 am »
Life in Southern California is really helping out for my occult research / infiltration project... Fake museum for Scientology woo



I like the idea of a museum that is judgmental about its exhibits.

It's a front "human rights organization", paid and stayed by the Church of Scientology, to save humanity from the evils of psychiatry, and guide them towards Xenu. There's actually a few fun exhibits, such as a hands on "electro-convulsive-therapy" machine, torture tools of the trade, top secret US government mind control research documents, and the kicker, a live, viewable telephone helpline for victims of psychiatry / future slaves to L. Ron...

Really, anyone visiting LA certainly couldn't miss this little marvel, free entrance as well.

http://www.cchr.org/museum.html%23/museum/intro#/museum/intro

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: November 19, 2010, 01:39:34 am »
Life in Southern California is really helping out for my occult research / infiltration project... Fake museum for Scientology woo


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Behold,

http://www.youtube.com/user/SAILORMOONRED1

This is a man who uploads videos nearly every 2 hours, every day of himself playing with sailor moon dolls.


Prime example of his madness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYQ272lXmw4

Jesus H. Christ, this is sick. 6 videos today, and he's still up to it. This guy is totally mental.

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The lovefest, it causes me worry for the future.

:ruby:

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Discordians Anonymous
« on: November 15, 2010, 02:08:46 am »
Here's the thing, though: pretending to be a Discordian and actually being a Discordian are not all that different. Some would probably tell you that there's no difference there at all. That's how it draws you in, see. First you think that you're just part of a ridiculous joke, and then you get so into the joke it seems real, but then it's a joke again, and then Reality is the joke and you forget where the hell you were going with this nonsense in the first place.

This part is my favorite, especially the bolded line.

Seconded. I've a poor ability for expressing my thoughts, but this portion really nails down how I feel day-to-day on the subject.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Which one of you fuckers called Glenn Beck...
« on: November 12, 2010, 08:45:13 pm »
:(

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We demand representation! How many votes yay, and nay, were included in this conclusion?! Can I now justify my drinking problem by citing elected officials approval? And when do we get free booze? 

:winner:

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Principia Discussion / Re: attn discordia!
« on: November 12, 2010, 05:07:21 pm »
I'd just like to point out that it does seem like a revenge thread to me. This is the 3rd time in the past couple of days that Vex has made some sort of post or thread about Subgenii paying $30.

Vex, I think you should let the matter go and stop dumping on Subgenii and pretending to purvey really real Discordianism. Didn't really have a problem with you before but this is starting it irritate me.

I'm going to second that. I like Vex, no problems with him. I've pissed off a couple folks before, but feel like I apologized promptly and satisfactorily (fuck, can't expect everyone to get along).

Really now, poking fun is great, but you're not winning any favor on this end by keeping it up.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Which one of you fuckers called Glenn Beck...
« on: November 05, 2010, 03:51:19 pm »
Searching, apparently from yesterday's show, 3rd hour of the programming (damn website is paid only for streams / downloads).

Callers were apparently saying "I'm a banker, and I'm a communist". One caller said something of "I'm a plumber, and I'm a discordian", Beck confusingly thought he said "historian". Can't confirm for full legitimacy or hearing inaccuracy but definitely trying.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Culinary Theory
« on: October 06, 2010, 12:38:56 am »
DUDE NAW

NAW DUDE

YEA... NAW DUDE

NAW... BUT YEA BRO

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Natto! A Food Report
« on: October 02, 2010, 11:44:13 pm »
I lost my natto virginity today.

For those who don't know, natto is a traditional Japanese food consisting of fermented soybeans infamous for its funky odor and texture.



For a giggle, please note that the packaging say "bukkake" in Japanese. Now,  bukkake is also a perfectly innocent word meaning to splash or douse (as in you're supposed to splash your natto with soy sauce before eating it).

But considering that this is what natto looks like, the alternative meaning of "bukkake" is somehow very apropos:





The biggest thing that turns people off about natto is the smell. Curiously, I didn't find it to be all that bad. Based on people's descriptions, I was expecting a putrid, sour odor to issue forth from the package when I opened it. To me it just smelled earthy and a little pungent. Now, I can see how some people say it's reminiscent of sweaty socks. But I think that's an unfairly extreme statement; if natto smells like socks then parmesan cheese smells like vomit and stilton like your great grandmother's moldy basement. IMHO, there are plenty of fermented foods that smell far worse than natto, I think people are just being squeamish because's it's an unfamiliar food.

As for the texture: Amazing! When you stir this stuff up it sticks to your chopsticks, suspended in numerous tiny threads like silly string or a spiders web. Admittedly it's more fun to play with than to actually eat. When you put it in your mouth, well, it's thick and slimy and ropey.

Bukkake!

Its other attributes are far from endearing but what made me dislike natto was the taste. It's very bitter. And not bitter as in the gentle astringency of black tea or the refreshingly clean bitterness of bitter melon; natto's bitterness bloomed in your mouth and lingered on the back of the tongue and made you want a glass of water to wash it away.

Natto, like oysters, is one of those foods that make you wonder who the hell was the first person to try it. I can't imagine people finding the pungent, sticky mass of beans under their bed of rice straw and thinking "Oh boy, I'd like to have this for breakfast everyday!". But natto seems to be very healthy for you and the people who enjoy it really enjoy it. So more power to them.


Every now and then, I get really lonesome and miss my ex from Japan. Then, I remember waking up to the stench of Natto every morning, and I remember why I'm just fooling myself. Foul and filthy, I did the Fugu thing, but 3 years of life together and you couldn't have paid me to eat Natto. Ugh.

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