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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: Today at 03:37:47 am »

I don't have a real name 

BUT.

You do have a birth cert.

Presumably.

It is kinda funny though, the preference for names. On FB, my re-Gaelicized name is apparently popular despite the difficulty for Anglophones to spell it. On Star Trek Online, I prefer to be called my Federation character's name- one of my fleetmates asked me yesterday what my actual name was since we were going between FB, STO, and gmail (gmail has my legal name), but she's going to continue referring to me by my Andorian name. In person, I prefer to be referred to by my legal name.

Unless you're Dimo, who insists on calling you the name he was introduced to you as, so he will always call me Twid, never Kev.

I'm the same way. I can't keep track of people otherwise. There are so many Johns and Steves and Anthonys. There were six Johns in my store. Five Anthonys. Three Steves. Two Jacobs. Two Jasons. Eighteen Jennifers. Crazy.

If you prefer to call me Twid, I know that I am Twid.

If you prefer to call me Kevin, well, how many Kevins are here?

Actually you're another. You're just always going to be CPD regardless.

Is there is but one Twid and Twid is Twid's prophet.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: Today at 01:38:13 am »

yep. bombed midterm #2 for calc 2.

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Apple Zone / Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip

« on: Yesterday at 05:42:55 am »

I am Coyote and I approve of these shenanigans.

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Apple Zone / Re: I'm Listening to the Smiths right now!

« on: May 22, 2013, 04:13:20 am »

Beer

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: May 22, 2013, 04:12:50 am »

They shouldn't ought to shoot that many people in the nads.   

It was a storm of blood and nads. Truly truly terrifiying.
Truly.

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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...

« on: May 22, 2013, 04:11:22 am »

ta-da! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ohJVE_e070 <-- not safe for humanity. Nothing graphic, just insane.

How does Cram get people to DO shit like that? 

"College"

SUNY Purchase is a den of lunatics, from what I gather.

Also, "Cramulus".  The hot dog stand in Boston still makes me giggle.

I just...WHY THE FUCK

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: May 22, 2013, 04:06:34 am »

Finally sat down and watched Inglorious Bastards.

Holy fucking shit.  The bar scene.  Jesus H Christ.   

I know.

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Apple Zone / Re: I have a fan on facebook.

« on: May 22, 2013, 04:01:29 am »

NOICE

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: May 22, 2013, 01:48:16 am »

Welp, pretty sure I totally bombed this Calc II midterm.
Back to poem revisions.
Also I think I fucked up my back some how.

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Apple Zone / Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?

« on: May 21, 2013, 08:49:14 pm »

All males dress up as Princess Leia, have a Spock Haircut, Spock ears, and wave around a sonic screwdriver. Shouting BOWTIES ARE COOL, is a must.

Wearing fezzes, musn't forget the fezzes.

Oh yeah. And none of those lame-o Matt Smith fezes, proper Shriner fezes.

 

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Apple Zone / Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?

« on: May 21, 2013, 08:42:47 pm »

All males dress up as Princess Leia, have a Spock Haircut, Spock ears, and wave around a sonic screwdriver. Shouting BOWTIES ARE COOL, is a must.

Wearing fezzes, musn't forget the fezzes.

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Apple Zone / Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?

« on: May 21, 2013, 08:35:33 pm »

I feel like there is something to take advantage of, somewhere in there.

Indeed. Perhaps an away team crashing a Star Wars convention, or a bunch of Jedi trying to do the mind trick on a bunch of dudes with pointy ear prosthetics.

Walk around in stormtrooper armor without a helmet so your pointy ears can be seen while wearing a large multicolored scarf at SCA events, Renfaires and SF cons.

Also, paint the armor blue with windows.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: May 21, 2013, 08:17:02 pm »

trying to rewrite ppems. not having fun.

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Apple Zone / Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip

« on: May 21, 2013, 06:39:22 pm »

How do we know that Dimo wasn't Coyote in disguise all along? Huh? HUH?

Coyotes are SHAPESHIFTERS. I saw it on TCC.

 

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Apple Zone / Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip

« on: May 21, 2013, 03:19:22 am »

So why did Dimo turn into Coyote?