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Messages - Don Coyote

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: Spagbook
« on: April 22, 2017, 05:17:15 am »
In which we both look inexplicably young.


I see you two have been stealing souls for eternal youth, again.

Can you blame us? Souls are delicious.

I'm finding it difficult to argue with you, there.

Meanwhile, I'm suspecting I need to increase my daily intake of souls. It's not fair how good you too look. Salty looks younger than I did 5 years ago.

He is truly ageless.

He...even looks younger than even a couple of years ago...hrm...is it worth the Curse of Portland for eternal youth...

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Thinking about going to a tech college and getting my AAS in Machining.

That sounds like fun, as well as highly marketable. You already have a BA, right?

It is fun. It's what I was doing before I had a huge lapse in judgement for 8 years and enlisted.

Yes, from the University of Washington, Art, Media an Culture. I should be good with the word writing bullshiting my way into jobs but nothing I'm even slightly directly qualified to do has seemed appealing. AND after failing to get into any of the MFA programs I applied for I just don't even.

You can leverage the BA to make your AAS far more marketable/profitable. Sounds like a great combination!

It would be nice to do the semi-hitech stuff i was doing before the Army, commanding machines to make satcom components out of super-alloys.

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Thinking about going to a tech college and getting my AAS in Machining.

I read this as "getting my ASS in machining."


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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: Spagbook
« on: April 19, 2017, 11:06:36 pm »
In which we both look inexplicably young.


I see you two have been stealing souls for eternal youth, again.

Can you blame us? Souls are delicious.

I'm finding it difficult to argue with you, there.

Meanwhile, I'm suspecting I need to increase my daily intake of souls. It's not fair how good you too look. Salty looks younger than I did 5 years ago.

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And I'm glad most of us are still alive.

And slightly sad that some of yall are still alive.

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Thinking about going to a tech college and getting my AAS in Machining.

That sounds like fun, as well as highly marketable. You already have a BA, right?

It is fun. It's what I was doing before I had a huge lapse in judgement for 8 years and enlisted.

Yes, from the University of Washington, Art, Media an Culture. I should be good with the word writing bullshiting my way into jobs but nothing I'm even slightly directly qualified to do has seemed appealing. AND after failing to get into any of the MFA programs I applied for I just don't even.

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Thinking about going to a tech college and getting my AAS in Machining.

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My mother blocked me on FB after she blew up my phone about wanting me to give her a reason why I didn't want the family to visit because it's evidently an affront to god that I didn't immediately respond to her.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Chocolate Geodes
« on: March 30, 2017, 01:56:15 am »
The fucking genius is hammering a cleaver with a hard-faced hammer...

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Unified Vidya Games thread
« on: March 21, 2017, 07:07:09 pm »
This is how it starts.  This time next month you'll be deep into a Boku no Pico marathon session while ordering waifu pillow slips from eBay, with no end in sight.

I've immunized myself by applying steady doses of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.



I thought I was having a stroke. Then I realized the truth was so much worse.

 :lulz:

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Masterwork Monsters for Pathfinder
« on: March 13, 2017, 07:52:01 am »
Golem - you're a monster
Duck - YES
dad AUSTRALIA

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Unified Vidya Games thread
« on: March 07, 2017, 05:03:09 am »
Jesus fucking Christ I forgot how much of a pain in the arse modding Skyrim is.  Someone remind me in like, 2 weeks time, to make a backup of my Mod Organiser folder, so I never have to do this bullshit again.

On the plus side, this does mean I have successfully weeded out a bunch of legacy mods that were proving increasingly difficult to patch for.  But still...urgh.

Nigel, you should see if you can do a PhD on Zelda.  Then it's research.

And that is why I stopped playing Skyrim. I'll stop playing and then decide I should start play again but all the mods are broken for some reason and HOURS of work and fuck it I'll just go wander around in Dark Souls.

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: What is Kek?
« on: March 07, 2017, 02:00:08 am »
This is why you should get your Discordian neutered. Otherwise they will furiously masturbate a really shitty god into existence.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Masterwork Monsters for Pathfinder
« on: March 07, 2017, 01:56:13 am »
I quit that group because shitty GM/player decided he couldn't talk directly to me and told my wife that I was being unreasonable about not wanting to deal with an asshole that joined the group.

Yeah, the whole point is "fun", and if you aren't having fun, find another group.

Right now, I'm at an all-time low for players (4 in one group, 5 in another), because one of my players deployed and the other had another kid and is sort of preoccupied.  I'm used to 6 player/1 DM groups.

Problem is, I have to go through 3-4 players to find one that won't make Monty Python references while chewing with his mouth open.

My wife had actually wrangled some people together for a test run. I decided that after everyone was 6 hours late, neither of the hosts were actually going to play, and two of the apes felt that "rape - rapier" jokes were the height of humor, that I would be recusing myself. The only reason we stuck around for 6 hours to start is because one of the hosts is my wife's coworker.

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