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Messages - Don Coyote

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: Yesterday at 11:58:37 pm »
No idea what any of that means but it sounds bad  :cry:

It's just an extremely simple math thing -- like, beginning algebra -- that absolutely everyone is supposed to know how to do before starting the first term of Principles.

It's now the second term.

Also, being that far in they should know how to look it up. I literally forgot what linear regression was, knew I should know it, and simply used the internet to get me to the wikipedia article on how to do linear regression.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: Yesterday at 04:31:23 pm »
Just got an email from a student asking me for the linear regression equation.

These are science majors, y'all. Science majors.

We're so fucked.

 :um:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Magic Game Cards, PD edition.
« on: February 25, 2017, 03:43:05 am »
In case anyone cares, that last card was made as an idea for a card that could stop DAMN NEAR ANY crazy shit an opponent may be whipping out.  Meant mainly as an infinite combo buster.  Oh you want to play Final Fortune with Hive Mind out and force us all to lose the game?  STOP THAT BULLSHIT

You know how if you have to explain a joke it's not funny and the more you explain a joke the less funny it is?

That's this post.

One of my favorite things to do is to make a joke that's just a little funny, and then spend twice as long explaining it to ruin it on purpose.

 :trolling:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Magic Game Cards, PD edition.
« on: February 25, 2017, 02:22:23 am »
In case anyone cares, that last card was made as an idea for a card that could stop DAMN NEAR ANY crazy shit an opponent may be whipping out.  Meant mainly as an infinite combo buster.  Oh you want to play Final Fortune with Hive Mind out and force us all to lose the game?  STOP THAT BULLSHIT

You know how if you have to explain a joke it's not funny and the more you explain a joke the less funny it is?

That's this post.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: February 24, 2017, 03:32:02 am »
My voice is killing me after all that streaming yesterday.  I don't know how these "pro-streamers" do 10 hour stints or whatever.

In other knees, I busted up my knee and had a moron wake me up about 5 hours earlier than I intended.  So today is just great.

Hydration and warming up, also whole throat is muscle, make it buff, inject steroids, swallow nails.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: February 23, 2017, 08:26:11 pm »
I just got on a bike for the first time in almost 20 years.

Some thoughts:
-Riding a bike may be a skill that you never forget, but it's no less nerve-wracking and harrowing.
-Potholes.
-Stopping is hard because my feet don't touch the ground.
-Potholes.
-If I can relax my grip for a few seconds, it's really pleasant.
-FUCKING POTHOLES ARE TERRIFYING.

I didn't fall, but god damn there are a lot of potholes in my neighborhood.

Let me add to your terror. Rail Roads.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: February 23, 2017, 03:42:00 pm »
I can't remember if I mentioned I've been writing RPG shit on my RPG blog. I've been regularly writing shit for 3 weeks now. I forgot that it actually feels nice to just write.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: February 23, 2017, 03:40:04 pm »
And sincere condolonces Nigel, Alzheimer's  is fucking horrible.

I console myself by thinking that in a few hundred years whats left of humanity will mock this era mercilessly for spending so much time, money and effort on say, sports, compared to dealing with, for one thing, diseases. 21C - Advanced enough to know better, still too dumb to bother.

No shit! We are fucking IDIOTS. One of the most infuriating  things is that there is some evidence that Alzheimers may have a root that is strongly influenced by human behavior, but we don't know what it is. Because humans are pretty much barely above dog-level intelligence, it is hard to get funding to study anthropogenic roots of disease.

 :horrormirth:

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: February 22, 2017, 08:06:58 pm »
Stuck your twitch into my autohost queue

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The Secrets Forum / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: February 22, 2017, 06:48:26 pm »
Alright, about to try some streaming.  Can't guarantee the settings are any good, or that I will be, given how tired I am.

Delete the /dashboard or it takes anyone else logged into twitch to their own dashboard.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: DM/Player Ownage
« on: February 18, 2017, 10:34:43 pm »
This sounds both good and familiar.

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The Secrets Forum / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: February 17, 2017, 04:41:48 pm »
Apologies, I am ashamed I didn't understand your intricate social commentary. In hindsight it's clearly hilarious.

Things. For sale. In a supermarket! Ho, ho, ho, Oh what a world. Aren't I the silly fucker for not getting the joke faster! What will those crazy people in retail think of next? Whatever it is I'm sure you'll be there to point out the sheer absurdity of it for us.

Omg. What the fuck is wrong with you. Who the fuck puts mayo on tortillas? White people. Tortillas are mainly in the Hispanic section of the supermarket, which is not where stereotypical white people food is stored. Would you be this fucking pedantic about foods next to each other in a food store if it was fucking chocolate syrup next to tortillas? Or stacks of peanut butter next to bacon?

Mmm, mayo on a dry corn tortilla, authentic Mexican cuisine at its finest.

I really wish you weren't coming across as spectacularly racist right now.

Sorry for coming across that way and thanks for pointing that out to me

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The Secrets Forum / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: February 17, 2017, 06:44:42 am »

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