1. I've learned that holy men can be more dangerous than drug fiends.
2. I've learned that darlings WANT you to murder them without mercy.
3. I've learned that when you are experiencing butthurt, if you suddenly look behind you REALLY FAST you can sometimes catch Nigel slipping away grinning. When this happens, pull your pants back up and move the fuck on, you deserved it.
4. I've learned that Operation Mindfuck is not about being funny, that's just an effective tactic (as is cognitive dissonance) towards the real goal. Which is the proverbial monkey wrench, aimed at half-asleep monkey brains.
5. I've learned that collateral damage can be a very good, desired outcome.
More to come after work.
Feel free to add your own.