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Literate Chaotic / Re: another sign the machine is rotting

« on: July 27, 2012, 04:16:39 pm »

Can't you disable the machine by force through liberating the sheep and setting up a new anarchic goverment? With rules and such to make sure this kind of thing never happens again?

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Apple Zone / Re: The Times are A-Changin'

« on: July 27, 2012, 03:45:25 pm »

Cool song.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Einstein was wrong; Tesla was a time traveler.

« on: July 27, 2012, 03:40:12 pm »

I knew it!

Tesla is infact the 13th timelord!

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Altruistic robots produced through evolution

« on: July 27, 2012, 03:31:15 pm »

This was a news article from 2010...

Why the heck haven't we heard from anything similar since?

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Or Kill Me / Re: Current economical state of britian and the olympics

« on: July 27, 2012, 03:19:35 pm »

I can rage-froth in an educated manner until the cows come home.  Not bad for a spag with one A Level.

Oh, and Sir is not accurate for my gender, please to be remembering for future.  I am not a true scholar, and definitely not a gentlewoman. I am a fucking angry left wing ageing riot grrl, who reads a lot.

The only thing to guaranteed to keep me quiet is rum and Jamaican food.

Ah my apologies, seems we share a common trait in which we can throth our mouth dry about political matters.

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Apple Zone / Re: Ultimate Troll Thread Nomination Thread

« on: July 27, 2012, 03:14:52 pm »

I don't think i will ever get in here.

But damn ill try.

There is no "in".

There are shifting alliances which form and re-form based on affinity, punctuated with periodic rage-filled arguments in which all alliances are denounced.

I have no idea what you said but uh, thanks!

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Anatomy of a Meme

« on: July 27, 2012, 03:12:49 pm »

My personal checklist for making the anatomy of a meme is

- Stupidity/Obscurity

- Catchy Name

- Abundant retards with Reddit

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Discordian Recipes / Roger Soup

« on: July 27, 2012, 03:07:57 pm »

Also, the monsoon mold got me, and I am turning into something awful.  When I stop moving, make soup out of me.

I didn't know there was a recipe for that, reading the rest of the post includes instructions to cook him at the heat of the 'Fire of 10,000 suns

It also suggests to add in a little bit of seasoning called 'Monsoon mould' with some new wine to improve the flavour.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Is money private property?

« on: July 27, 2012, 03:03:50 pm »

Money is not private property, its bits of inexpensive paper or tiny amounts of metal that the government deems to be of worth and has nearly all control over it. You think its private property because you own it but you don't, If this was true then you would decide the deemed worth of it and not be required to pay or transact money because it is yours. Things for barter are private property because it is a civil exchange of private property.

Essentially in one fell swoop the government could push up inflation so high by simply gushing out money, and make all yours worthless leaving them free to do whatever they want because they hold all the valuable things that people today have become so accustomed to depending on for all of their daily functions leaving those in charge of the amassed wealth free to do as they see fit.

So no, no it isn't.

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Apple Zone / Re: ATTN, ECH

« on: July 27, 2012, 02:53:08 pm »

Good. Now do it with fewer keystrokes.

But i have so many letter keys and buttons on my keyboard, yet i need to make at least recognizable words.

WHAT DO?!

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Apple Zone / Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP

« on: July 27, 2012, 02:50:09 pm »

When i read this i thought you were talking about me.

My bad.

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Apple Zone / Re: ITT, we discuss why Opera FUCKING SUCKS

« on: July 27, 2012, 02:48:52 pm »

You uncultured heathens wouldn't know good music if it hit you in the face.

Opera is wonderful.

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Or Kill Me / Re: In Defense of Juggalos.

« on: July 27, 2012, 02:46:40 pm »

Magnets how do they work? Really? what a shit meme.

Fucking Rainbows are the result of this, thank god im not on my cellphone because it would have gotten eaten by a pelican but thankfully he ran away. Things like that are absolutely Magic, now if only i could turn into a butterfly...

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Apple Zone / Re: I'm so badass, the thread.

« on: July 27, 2012, 02:38:14 pm »

Im so badass i have the balls to desecrate this thread.

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Apple Zone / Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day

« on: July 27, 2012, 02:36:26 pm »

Most definitely not one of my posts for sure.