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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: April 17, 2018, 04:34:29 pm »
Friend of a friend was in some PTSD study that involved MDMA.
News:
Sometimes I rattle the cage and beat my head uselessly against its bars, but sometimes, I can shake one loose and use it as a dildo.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: April 11, 2018, 12:05:15 am »Meanwhile I'm playing "dodge the refined carbohydrates" on account of living with the in laws. I don't understand the attitude of my mil towards carbs. She also doesn't think prediabetes is a thing and that it's bullshit the diagnostics for diabetes keep trending to lower levels of acceptable.Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.
I can have all the potatoes now.
I have the jealousy.
Like, I'm trying not to get the beatus? Her conception of what is a good A1c or sugar level is so warped.
People are weird about food. Like giving regular coke to folks who order diet if they see that the person is not fat.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: April 04, 2018, 09:54:08 pm »
Woo don't have to ask people for bone marrow! Might have to shove steroids and iron into the kid though.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: April 03, 2018, 06:24:19 pm »Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.
I can have all the potatoes now.
I have the jealousy.
If it makes you feel better, I can have none of the dairy.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: April 03, 2018, 04:50:24 am »
Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.
I can have all the potatoes now.
I can have all the potatoes now.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: March 20, 2018, 04:43:33 pm »So a break-in happened a few houses down from my girlfriend's parents house, and the police were going around asking the neighbors if they saw anything. They got to my gf's parents, and knocked on the door. Gf's mom opens the door and greets the officer, and while they are talking, the family dog manages to escape. The dog (Buster) got out onto the porch and was growling at the cop, and the cop decided to go right up to Buster and try to grab him. Buster nipped the cop on the ankle and backed off. Cop swears, takes a step back, pulls out his pistol, and in what is clearly an act of revenge and absolutely not self-defense, shoots Buster three times, killing him.
Cop goes to hospital, plays it up like the wound (which I was told barely broke the skin) was a huge thing. The family, hysterical and wrecked (major animal lovers), file a formal complaint with the police department. The police department, I'm guessing to strengthen their case in case they get sued, FINE the family a bunch of money for "out of control animal" AND charge them for the hospital bill despite the wound not requiring stitches or anything more than a fucking band-aid.
Buster, the 9 year old Australian Shepard, was a friendly family dog. Great with kids, loved people, and was protective of his property from strangers. He was absolutely NOT any sort of menace. There wasn't a mean bone in his body.
And people wonder why I hate the police as much as I do.
Holy fuck. That sucks.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: March 20, 2018, 04:40:27 pm »http://www.payphone-directory.org/
I found a thing.
The thing is full of ads.
I forgot that I block ads.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: March 20, 2018, 03:10:08 am »
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: March 13, 2018, 03:53:36 am »
Didn't know where to put this so http://HonestBobsUsedDildoEmporium.com
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: March 05, 2018, 04:55:58 pm »Had another blood test and his platelets are almost normal. His IgM levels are damn high though.
dunno wtf is going on
Damn, sorry to hear
They thinking HIGM? Or some kind of infection/Immune overreaction?
I just got the results back without interpretation from a doc through the Epic portal, so it's me playing amateur doctor at the moment. Have to sit and wait.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: March 04, 2018, 12:15:21 am »
Had another blood test and his platelets are almost normal. His IgM levels are damn high though.
dunno wtf is going on
dunno wtf is going on
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: March 01, 2018, 12:18:27 am »
Won't know for a month or so what it is. If it's the bad one I'm going to start begging for people's bone marrow.
It appears my genes are defective, but in a way that doesn't hurt me, just my kids.
It appears my genes are defective, but in a way that doesn't hurt me, just my kids.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 28, 2018, 12:37:08 am »
Damnit, baby either has a badass immune system that eats platelets, or one that is too lame and the bone marrow is making defective ones.
fuck all the things
fuck all the things