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Apple Talk / Re: Back in FB Jail.
« on: July 14, 2018, 01:07:40 am »
What this time?
News:
Testamonial: And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.
Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...
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Apple Talk / Re: Time Travel
« on: July 08, 2018, 02:39:11 am »
Meh it's gonna be the one that dies from the germs we brought from the future.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: July 08, 2018, 02:37:36 am »
I dunno where the youtube thread is but I found this and it's much better than the American one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h02pNUKInBo&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h02pNUKInBo&feature=youtu.be
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: July 04, 2018, 05:09:49 am »Interesting thought: The same gene that expresses as a love for mariachi music also is responsible for polka.
Wait....
I need to think about this.
It's true. Both forms of music involve accordions and the implied need to rupture everyone's eardrums with the excessive volume needed to drown the accordions out.
There is nothing good about either genre, they are in fact the SAME genre, and that genre is based on an angry demon-god who aims to punish us for whatever the fuck we did to piss it off. It's the only explanation. Science cannot tell you WHY accordions do what they do. If you chop one in half, there is NOTHING INSIDE that would make that HORRIBLE NOISE. Like bag pipes, only with less spit.
So like my mom's hometown was made up of Polish and German immigrants two generations ago. Now it's filling up with Mexicans.
The music has stayed the same.
No one has made bratwurst tacos yet.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: May 03, 2018, 06:21:56 pm »
I think country music started sucking when they stopped signing about prison.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: April 17, 2018, 04:34:29 pm »
Friend of a friend was in some PTSD study that involved MDMA.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: April 11, 2018, 12:05:15 am »Meanwhile I'm playing "dodge the refined carbohydrates" on account of living with the in laws. I don't understand the attitude of my mil towards carbs. She also doesn't think prediabetes is a thing and that it's bullshit the diagnostics for diabetes keep trending to lower levels of acceptable.Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.
I can have all the potatoes now.
I have the jealousy.
Like, I'm trying not to get the beatus? Her conception of what is a good A1c or sugar level is so warped.
People are weird about food. Like giving regular coke to folks who order diet if they see that the person is not fat.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: April 04, 2018, 09:54:08 pm »
Woo don't have to ask people for bone marrow! Might have to shove steroids and iron into the kid though.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: April 03, 2018, 06:24:19 pm »Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.
I can have all the potatoes now.
I have the jealousy.
If it makes you feel better, I can have none of the dairy.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: April 03, 2018, 04:50:24 am »
Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.
I can have all the potatoes now.
I can have all the potatoes now.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: March 20, 2018, 04:43:33 pm »So a break-in happened a few houses down from my girlfriend's parents house, and the police were going around asking the neighbors if they saw anything. They got to my gf's parents, and knocked on the door. Gf's mom opens the door and greets the officer, and while they are talking, the family dog manages to escape. The dog (Buster) got out onto the porch and was growling at the cop, and the cop decided to go right up to Buster and try to grab him. Buster nipped the cop on the ankle and backed off. Cop swears, takes a step back, pulls out his pistol, and in what is clearly an act of revenge and absolutely not self-defense, shoots Buster three times, killing him.
Cop goes to hospital, plays it up like the wound (which I was told barely broke the skin) was a huge thing. The family, hysterical and wrecked (major animal lovers), file a formal complaint with the police department. The police department, I'm guessing to strengthen their case in case they get sued, FINE the family a bunch of money for "out of control animal" AND charge them for the hospital bill despite the wound not requiring stitches or anything more than a fucking band-aid.
Buster, the 9 year old Australian Shepard, was a friendly family dog. Great with kids, loved people, and was protective of his property from strangers. He was absolutely NOT any sort of menace. There wasn't a mean bone in his body.
And people wonder why I hate the police as much as I do.
Holy fuck. That sucks.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: March 20, 2018, 04:40:27 pm »http://www.payphone-directory.org/
I found a thing.
The thing is full of ads.
I forgot that I block ads.
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