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Messages - Slipper

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Or Kill Me / Re: Sinners in the Hands of an Indifferent Universe
« on: March 01, 2017, 11:18:42 pm »
The universe still brought me whiskey though.

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Bring and Brag / Re: P3nT's Shoops
« on: March 01, 2017, 11:08:03 pm »
Ya gotuh sketchfab?

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: March 01, 2017, 10:55:22 pm »
The cereal had sat awhile.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Turning Purple
« on: November 10, 2016, 09:47:45 pm »
1. tell em' i dont give a fuk how dey feel.

2. put gun to head, and say, "do you love x-idea?"

3. call donald to help me out.

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Nigguh so cool he freeze da thread on mention.

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OK then.

We are incurably diseased. Most here are malformed and disturbingly subnormal. We're almost exclusively mentally deficient in some way and we laugh about it. About everything.

And it's quite catching. You're probably already riddled and there is no cure.

Sleep well. Eoc is watching you so he'll let us know if you do.
I. I've F5'd a million times.. I.. might. What are the symptoms??
WHOSE EOC?


I still see their faces when I try to sleep sometimes. It's like a wax museum in Tucson or some other part of Tarnation. They're all flowey and beaded with rust colored moisture running down the walls they're crudely nailed to. I know this is when HE'S away and... collecting more for his walls. I never should have let myself wander here the first time... that was a mistake. It's like my soul has an open sore that I keep picking at by coming here against my waking, conscious will and all sensibility. I think it's the faces. They're dragging me back here whenever he's out "getting the groceries" to SEE and DESPAIR for them. To remember that THIS happened to them. All those GRINs hung up like crooked family portraits or... award certificates for.. OH FUCK, coming BACK!!

And he's hungry... you can tell by the giggling... the WAY he does it all sharp. Like the sound of a chopping machine all tweaked out on adrenochrome and ready to dance. Gotta go! If I stay


I.. I don't think.. I have it yet.
Empire!?

Damnit, I thought I was joining a cult.
Cult? These peoples have had their minds and bodies ransacked by Roger. This is no cult.
This is the work of the Yellow Man!


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Backwards ass empire there.

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It's bad because I'm left regretting it :I Could've done more than with my time than
play some bullshit like an addict, only to walk off with sore feet and a hazy recollection
of it all. If I didn't have to drop it abruptly, just to live, it'd be great.


Work = moneh
Bullshit = you - moneh
WHICH IS WHY I GOTTA CUT THE BULLSHIT TO BUY MORE BULLSHIT  :cry:

Why do you need to spend money on it? You can just get it free online. Hell, I got PD as a gift from my dad!
cus online costs te moneh
wat b PD, me no kno


I won't, I just wanted to know what you'd pick. My choice would be luring younglings into watching ads for "easy" money
that they don't even have to be present to do, all while sitting at my ad filled site. -cue hand rubbing-


This sounds like you're contemplating something dishonest, instead of dollar for your value.
Wat, den how r ur quarterss makin muneh otherwise?
Is it sposed' to be upfront, as in me directly gettin de dollars to me hands, and/or
my victims having a good understanding of what im doing?

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dude Roger has the best dollars.  You should def buy Junk's secret to getting them on the cheap.

There's another guy around here claiming to have his own secret to Rogers Dollars for sale for cheaper, but my friend tried both and Junk's secret is way better and will save you more in the long run!
by the way I haven't actually received my roger dollar yet, I just know it's going to be awesome because look at all the reviews from happy customers on his website!  Reviews are important!  Educate yourself!
I no longer trust you.

But, what defuq is Roger actually selling? Can't dollars just be replaced with products surrounded by unjustified hype?

I am selling nothing.  Some aspects of this are legal, and here in the USA, they can throw you in jail for a very long time if you sell money and you aren't the CEO of a major financial institution.

Theoretically, though, if *I* was gonna sell *anything*, it would be quarters, which are cheaper than dollars and you make up the difference in volume.  But I'm not, and I don't suggest you do, either.

I won't, I just wanted to know what you'd pick. My choice would be luring younglings into watching ads for "easy" money
that they don't even have to be present to do, all while sitting at my ad filled site. -cue hand rubbing-
The secret to acquiring Rogers dollars at a remarkable discount.
You lied.(?), ah you were talking about the present tense.

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But, what defuq is Roger actually selling? Can't dollars just be replaced with products surrounded by unjustified hype?

Roger is selling dollars. He may be selling the same dollar multiple times but it's pretty legit. I'm selling the secrets of how to obtain those dollars at reasonable prices to allow profitable resale.

Dollars can be exchanged for goods or services at a wide range of outlets. This is not our business though, we're just in the dollars and secrets of dollars trade. With our help and a small fee, you can explore the entire world of capitalism and not worry about finance.

Don't delay! Next 3 purchasers get a 10% discount and signed t-shirt!
It is your business :I What services are you offering me?

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In short, an All pay auction is one in which EVERYONE pays, not just the winner. It's only possible to win by not playing. Unfortunately, if you don't play, the other side wins by default.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN_kt97w7Wg

Covers it fairly nicely.

See also the tradition of Rainmakers in the USA.

AHhh, I get it. I had no idea lobbyists would be interested in paying up into legislative to repeal
opposing lobbyists. Ridiculously easy money, if it's getting fed to you. I thought it'd naturally be
foolish to pay up, but didn't consider the seller's viewpoint. By delivering, they'd get rep, which would
just give them more business.

But, what defuq is Roger actually selling? Can't dollars just be replaced with products surrounded by unjustified hype?

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This, right here, is powerful truth.

Take, for example, an all-pay auction setup. It's easy to get suckers involved and the model can be applied to all sorts of crap. You may be familiar with it's most popular current incarnation, political lobbying. As soon as one person pays, everyone's fucked. And one person always fucking pays because there's an obvious benefit. As soon as that happens, sunk cost fallacies and all sorts of other idiot head tricks keep you giving money to the magic people who can make things happen until you go broke and they move on to the next set of suckers. Or the next game, depending on how much money they took.
I can't connect the two. Can you explain it out?

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Quote from: The Good

You gotta have something to sell.  Dollars are the easiest thing.
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It's like when you're out selling EBT to buy money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroaches with a damn bazooka.
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No, you gotta discount the EBT too much.  Dollars.
I will fite u with f. I swear.

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Quote from: The Good

You gotta have something to sell.  Dollars are the easiest thing.
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It's like when you're out selling EBT to buy money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroaches with a damn bazooka.



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