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Techmology and Scientism / Cold fusion?
« on: May 22, 2013, 05:46:41 pm »
I know fuck all about the science here but it sounds like either the biggest thing since the invention of AC or Svengali

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/156393-cold-fusion-reactor-independently-verified-has-10000-times-the-energy-density-of-gas


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Literate Chaotic / Dark Science webcomic
« on: April 25, 2013, 08:40:38 am »
Just started reading this and I'm instantly in love with the artwork and the premise of the story - a machine which harnesses the energy of long dead authors spinning in their graves  :lulz:

http://dresdencodak.com/2010/06/03/dark-science-01/

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Or Kill Me / You bastards have hidden all the stars
« on: April 10, 2013, 05:39:33 pm »

I live in a "humanated" valley in the central region of Scotland. Every night, when it gets dark, the streetlights come on. And that's just the start of it. The houses light up, the cars light up, the petrochemical refinery sends flares from the giant chimneys, fifty feet in the air. Some nights it creates an orange pulsing, throbbing undertone to the whole sky.

This is how we cram a couple of million stinking monkeys into a space this big and this is how we keep them alive and feed them and clothe them and this is the fucking mess we make of our cage and I could almost fucking live with that. There's perks. You live longer, you don't have to hunt for food, there's MTV and Nintendo and microwave ready meals. I agree - that shit is quite nice but I've seen what it's supposed to look like, without so much "us" I've seen the motherfucking stars!

The thing is, you don't see the stars in towns and cities and most folks don't go where you can see them because, if they did, then those places would be towns and cities. That's sort of how it works. City slickers and townies see some of the bright ones, yeah, the ones from the horoscopes and whatnot but they don't see the rest of them. They've seen a few little points of light shining at them from the general direction of up but what they haven't seen is the couple of thousand other ones that convey the shape, the scale, the sheer holyfuckness of where they're standing and how fucking insignificant and fragile their whole world is, in the grand scheme of things.

I spend most of my time in this shithole and as much as I can find, as far away from it as I can get. I could tell you exactly how good any given year of my life has been by counting the number of nights I looked up and saw the stars.


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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / P3nT's joke about shrinks
« on: February 16, 2013, 05:35:18 pm »
crossposted from batshit-r-us forum...

Once upon a time, there's these two blind guys, sent into a room to deal with with an elephant. The guy at the front is describing the feeling of a snake, on account of the pachyderm is investigating him with it's trunk. Meanwhile the guy at the back is agreeing with this assessment cos, well, it's a bull elephant.

Meanwhile the elephant is all, like "yeah call me whatever you want but can you help me, I'm in this room and I've no idea how I got here?" Of course the elephant isn't actually saying this out loud cos it can't talk (this story is a bit weird, granted but it's not that weird) but that's pretty much what it's thinking.

So the next thing is the guy at the back freaks out completely and starts screaming "SNAKE" over and over. He grabs a shovel that happens to be nearby and takes a hard swing at the "snake". Luckily for his snake the elephant's balls take the brunt of the impact. Unluckily for the fella at the front this doesn't make the elephant feel any better about the situation.

Somehow the guy at the back manages to get a shot of tranquiliser into the elephant (don't ask) and our friend Dumbo goes down like a ton of bricks would if they were capable of choosing to fall in animal shapes that day.

The two blind guys leave the room,  proudly proclaiming "We have vanquished the serpents!"

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Aneristic Illusions / Why humanity is fucked
« on: February 13, 2013, 12:08:43 pm »
Someone finally managed to sum up how I feel about our great race of retarded apes human civilisation, a lot more eloquently than I ever could. Admittedly pointing and laughing my ass off probably doesn't count as a serious attempt to state my position but, fuck it, that's my position anyway.

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We’re Ice Age hunters with a shave and a suit. We are not good long-term thinkers. We would much rather gorge ourselves on dead mammoths by driving a herd over a cliff than figure out how to conserve the herd so it can feed us and our children forever. That is the transition our civilization has to make. And we’re not doing that.

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If we fail in this great experiment, this experiment of apes becoming intelligent enough to take charge of their own destiny, nature will shrug and say it was fun for a while to let the apes run the laboratory, but in the end it was a bad idea

http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/the_myth_of_human_progress_20130113//

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Apple Zone / So Friday night...
« on: February 03, 2013, 12:24:09 pm »
We're paddling along, in the pitch black when the cops pull up behind us, blue lights flashing, like something out of close encounters.

Accidentally strayed into the restricted water, near a navy sub base.

These warmonger dudes aint half territorial buggers.

Charged with pissing off the royal navy.

Have to wait and see if they want to bill me or jail me :kingmeh:

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Apple Zone / Attn: RWHN
« on: January 08, 2013, 02:09:48 pm »
What's the name of that spandex thing that gymnasts wear again?


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Apple Zone / You can't beat the system?
« on: December 21, 2012, 10:28:33 am »
Any system can be gamed

Effectively gaming any system is not equivalent to beating it

but it is tantamount to taking ownership

I'll repeat

ANY system can be gamed

Democracy is a system

Capitalism is a system

Justice is a system

All these systems and most of the other ones have been gamed by smart and/or ruthless players

They are now owned by the players

If a player owns the game they reserve the right to win each round by any means

They may change the rules and move the goals with impunity

because rules and goals do not apply to or constrain the owner of the game

unless the owner drop the ball

When this happens the system will continue to bounce

until another gamer takes ownership


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Apple Zone / *WARNING*
« on: November 18, 2012, 10:00:39 pm »

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Apple Zone / Free speech - a double edged sword
« on: October 12, 2012, 08:17:54 am »
It's your god given right to say anything you want

You got that much right

However

It is not implicit that your audience must treat your inane ramblings with respect

Quite the contrary

It's your audiences prerogative to decide you're an asshole

It's their god given right to tell you this

That's free speech

Still want it?

If not, you also have the right to remain silent  :lulz:


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Apple Zone / Something that just popped into my head
« on: September 10, 2012, 06:44:52 pm »
There are people who see a half-full glass and there are people who see a half empty one.

And right now I'm wondering - how many of the former have had an empty glass and how many of the latter have had a full one?

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Aneristic Illusions / ATTN UK HOMELESS PEOPLE
« on: August 31, 2012, 11:34:07 am »
From Saturday you will be required to stay outside, on the streets where our death squads will be able to find you easier. We thank you for your co-operation in this matter.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19433404

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Apple Zone / ITT we post pictures of our dogs
« on: August 26, 2012, 08:36:57 am »
Dog are awesome. my dog is more awesome than most. I'm pretty sure most dog owners will say the same thing about theirs.




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Apple Zone / Every time I click on this forum...
« on: August 23, 2012, 12:56:51 pm »
...I think about my cock. And wonder if it's beautiful enough. Is this the place for me? If not, where do the people with the ugly cocks hang out?

Best name for Apple Talk evar!

PS: Thanks in advance to whoever changes it back. This post will make me look really weird after that happens  :eek:

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