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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Apology to Freeky, Fred, Kel
« on: June 22, 2010, 02:22:15 pm »
My sincere apologies to Freeky, Fred, and Kel, and anyone else caught in the crossfire of my tirade last night. No excuses, I was an asshole and shouldn't have been. Very sorry.

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Principia Discussion / Oh Hai LOLz
« on: June 22, 2010, 02:49:15 am »
Dok Howl, Freeky, Fred...


LOLOLOLOLz... Thanks guys, gave me a good bit o' laughs. Really appreciated.

 :fnord:

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Discordian Recipes / Narot's Soylent Green Assburner Salsa / Sauce
« on: June 09, 2010, 03:23:39 pm »
Soylent Green: Round 2 Assburner Edition

Note: This recipe is free to share open and feel free to call it your own, impress others, or tell them it's mild for extra fun. Like most "hot sauce" there's some basic things and you can suit it to your taste so enjoy fucking around with the recipe to get it however you want.

Ingredients:

(.8.(eight)) Tomatillos (Those weird looking Mini Tomato things that are green, small, and have some kind of leafy-looking wrap around them)
(3) Serrano Peppers (They look like Jalapenos kind of and they're cheap as shit, not super hot but add good flavor)
(1) Habanero (This is the assburner edition OK? It's supposed to be crazy hot and this pepper is a good way to achieve that. Add 1 or two SLICES (round, size of a dime) for hotness. It isn't my fault if you hurt yourself, the one I bought and tested was too fucking hot for me).
(Some) Garlic (Depends on how drunk I am or how much the people around me hate garlic, add to your own personal flavor or disflavor of those around you)
(Splash) Beer (I prefer using high class beer like Miller High Life or Steel Reserve, whatever can of beer you're drinking during prep will work fine)
(1/2-1 Shot) Vodka (Fuck it I finished the 2nd beer might as well call this the secret ingredient. I use the cheap $1-2 shots available at most liquor stores found in high class neighborhoods worldwide).
(Salt) (Put as much in as you want but not too much. How much is that? Fuck I don't know just make sure it balances with the garlic and doesn't taste like french fries and you're good.)
(Pepper) (Same here, Get drunk and act like you know what you're doing, add exactly as much as your call for but less or more than those around you seem to think you need.)

Directions: Take the leafy wrapper thing off the tomatillos. Cut the stem part out so it doesn't get in the sauce. Boil the tomatillos, for a 5-10 minutes. You'll know they're done when the skin starts peeling off of them. Chop the heads off the serranos and boil those too. Be super fucking careful and chop ONE or TWO slices from the habanero, then put it in an incenerator and wash your hands for a long period of time. Chop the garlic and "crush" it, for a smoker taste try pan frying it. Finally, strain the tomatillos (they end up soaking in a LOT of water, so you won't need to add water, but strain em pretty good). Start with a round of 2 or 3 tomatillos in a blender, and get em blended up good.

Now, stage by stage, add the other ingredients until you've got a good mix going. Can suit to taste, but it's tough, because the mix will be warm (it's easier to gather the taste while the stuffs cold.) Serve with chips, beans, food, pizza, whatever gets your rocks off, etc. For a tabasco styled taste, add roughly 1/4 to 1/2 of a shot glass with vinegar.

Makes roughly 22-24 ounces of green hot sauce, suitable for a variety of dishes.

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So I had some gin but I have it pretty well figured out. There's this chick that works at circle K near my place, and she's pretty cute. I saw her a couple times, a few months back, and started thinking of talking to her. Problem was, I was still half-on, half-off with my ex (we part ways in Hawaii, now she's back in Japan and I'm in California, and we're done).

Tonight I got that usual 5o'clock oh fuck I'm going to be on the internetz all day today feeling, so I went to get some liquid to make it a more joyous time. She was there and helped me out, and we traded some dorky jokes and words. I felt really happy and retarded. I swore I wouldn't be interested in anyone post-ex for like 1 year or so but I can't help it.

So I came home and got hosed then wanted to talk to her again. But I couldn't drive. So being the illuminated idiot I am, I figured I should call up the store and tell her my mind. You know, like how I'd normally do if there weren't so many crazy fuckers around.

I decided not to because of peer pressure, and now I'm just sitting around wondering if I should have been like "we should hang out sometime!" or "hey why don't cha give me a call!!!" when I was there. Now I feel like a moron.

What would you do? I've been out of the "meeting new chicks I'm actually interested in" game for a while (I like scamming / fake hitting on girls in the clubs, but I'm only super confident because I don't actually care - this time I actually do.) My fellow lieges let me down without providing a ride but maybe they helped me out in the end.

 :cramstipated:


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Propaganda Depository / Twenty Three... The man, myth, legend...
« on: May 28, 2010, 03:48:31 pm »
Mother cut this out of the newspaper for me. Figured someone could do something good with it, or would get a laugh at the least  :mrgreen:


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Or Kill Me / iTunes for Windows
« on: May 24, 2010, 10:14:37 pm »
So a lot of other bullshit is bothering me now, but I like music a lot, and I have an iPod, and I've used Mac OS as well as Windows, I'm on Windows now, and this is my afternoon rant:

:argh!: iTunes for Windows :argh!:

It's pathetic that it sums itself up so well.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Hello, Introducing Myself
« on: May 24, 2010, 04:03:09 pm »
 :lulz:

So I registered here this morning and felt obligated to state my presence and "hello" before any other BS. I'm Narot, a Californian, and I registered on the site this morning. What else? Haven't used any "forums" since the days of Usenet and BBS mania, so I'm like the guy who hasn't been to a bar in a decade popping his head in. I'm educated, unemployed, and probably in the right place. My hobbies include reading books, listening to music, watching videos, and engaging in social activities. Are there particular rules to abide by in these forums outside of each subheads description? Was it an impolite introduction? Good to be here.

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