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Aneristic Illusions / ITT we summon RWHN
« on: June 26, 2017, 05:13:08 am »
Welcome back old friend.

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Apple Talk / I hate you all less lightly.
« on: September 06, 2014, 07:58:41 pm »
Reposting from my facebook.


I could care less about paying $6 (after inflation) for beer at a bar if I'm making $15/hr.
If you're being paid $7.50 to flip burgers working 40 hrs a week, and you now get paid $15/hr, but your hours are cut to 20 a week. Did your quality of life drop? No! In fact you still make the same amount of money you did before. In fact you know have a higher quality of life. You now have that extra free time you've been bitching about not having. Still need more money? Pick up a second part time job.


To the people with degrees, and to the people with those "real" jobs. Please cry so more I love the way those tears taste. You're pissed off because you went to college for a degree that's suppose to pay you more, and now you've come to terms with REALITY. You were suckered in hard. You were suckered in into take a job that brought you no satisfaction, and the pay rate sucks. The correct reasons to go to college is 1.) What can I do that isn't BORING to me, and is fulfilling to me and no one else, yet also pays me a living wage. If you're still bitching then quit your "real" job, and go flip burgers who cares right? It doesn't matter anymore since your job is meaningless because of those new wages.

You know what you get from increasing the minimum wage that high? People not living on welfare anymore, and having to be shunned/shamed for being poor. The type of people who hate this idea are the type of people who gave you shit for finally able to afford something decent in your life. Like when you saved up enough cash to go out for a steak dinner, and then they make that asshole remark "SEE LOOK HE'S NOT POOR HE'S EATING STEAK AT A RESTAURANT LOOK, AND LOOK THEY HAVE A CELL PHONE" these pieces of filth demand that poor people eat out of garbage cans, wear ragged clothes, and hope they get off the street because it's disgusting to see poor people covered in filth.

I know some of you reading this will "like" this, and possibly even share this rant. But please don't unless you actually believe this. I know who's passive-aggressive, and I know who's been commenting on posts bitching about how poor people should stop bitching about being poor because that's "life".

At one point I had a cynical streak even a time when I would join in on the shaming of the poor because I too believed poor people just want a hand out, but empathy humbles you, and it's pretty fucking stupid to believe in a system where the worker does 95% of the work, and only gets paid 5% of the profits because drinking martinis, and banging the secretary is such hard work that it justifies that 95% profit margin.

Most people won't admit when they're wrong because dragging your knuckles is better because there was no government, or some shit.
But I actually enjoy walking upright because I can enjoy banging my wife upright as well. This has been bottled inside me up for a while, and could never find the deliverance to post this.

I guess the important thing now is I'm not a Doctor Who fan. That's something to look forward to in my 40's.

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Apple Talk / Parents guide to Neckbeards.
« on: July 19, 2014, 08:00:07 am »
http://np.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/2azp9l/my_stepson_is_a_neckbeard



"Hi, I hope I am posting this in the right area. I am new to reddit and not quite sure how this all works. I'm posting here in the hopes that someone can help me understand my stepson, who I have heard described as a "neckbeard". After some googling of the term I eventually ended up here on reddit. I recently married a woman who has two children from a previous marriage. Her daughter is 26 and lives on her own, while her son is 24 and lives at home with us.

I moved out of my apartment and into my wife's 3 bedroom home after we got married last year. Her son has always lived with her and attends community college (sometimes). Since he isn't my son and an adult man I try to reserve my judgement from his mother, but I really don't understand him. He has mentioned before that he has been called a neckbeard and hates the term. He does seem to fit the description though based on what I found on google - morbidly obese, overly opinionated, atheist, wears a hat all the time and is really into video games and Japanese stuff, particularly the weird seizure inducing cartoons. He is always in his room and he is not very nice to me whenever I try to bond with him. I invited him on a camping trip several months ago with some of my work friends and to my surprise he accepted the invitation. I found out later though that his mother forced him to go or else she would not give him his allowance for the week =(. Needless to say he was rude to my friends and an all around wet blanket for the entire weekend we were gone.

So my questions is how do I connect with him? We share absolutely zero interests and honestly he is down right rude and mean spirited. Do I just give up on the kid? I know his mother would love to see us form a relationship, but he is so weird that I don't even know where to start!

Again, I am sorry if this is the wrong place to post this. Thank you for reading it!

UPDATE - Hi everyone. So to address everybody that has given me advice it seems that the thing to do is piggyback on my original posting rather than try to reply to each of you one at a time. I'd like to thank everybody that has given me advice. Some of it is really great ideas, while some of it was just downright odd. Anyways, I plan on taking to heart some of the suggestions on here to bond with him. In fact, I actually made what I would call small progress earlier today. He came downstairs to grab some food and I asked him if he would rather grab a burger with me instead. He agreed and we rolled through the drive thru together and had what I would call a moderately pleasant conversation. So I guess that is a good start, although he did make a snide remark about my pickup truck being a typical American gas pig.

I guess all I can do is try, so at the end of the day I know I did what I could. In regards to the tough love - yes I know that he is on borrowed time living in our house. My wife and I need to continue to have some serious/tough discussions regarding setting boundaries with him. But, one step at a time. Thank you again to everyone. I appreciate the advice.

Take care."

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Apple Talk / The price of getting old.
« on: July 03, 2014, 10:54:36 pm »
There's a theory of my brain being stuck in two different dimensions. I get so mad, I yell, and talk fast I sound like I'm barking.
Also the giant amount of Conflation that occurs in conversations with me is scary enough. I don't choose to tune out, or slip out, but god damn it I admit it makes the conversations more fun. Somehow I believe my brain is trying hard to stop me from killing all of you. My obsessive compulsion to detail when I troll, lurk, and design is something I learned to admire now.

A year ago I thought maybe just maybe I might be slight autistic since it tends to have a wide spectrum in conditions.
Also I'm getting older which means I'm slacking off when it comes to hating you all. That and my newfound love for singing has occupied my time. I hope I get into the biomedical engineering field. I want to see if I can implant a device that can monitor and record the stupid things I say. My gift to you jackasses for giving me so many lulz over the years. I'm like that Jesus guy except I don't feed the poor. I grind their dead bodies into gun powder, and blast tea baggers with them. No one said I have to go down quietly. In fact I'm going down laughing until I shit my pants. Shitting your pants brings you closer to God. Why else would God allows us to eat at Freebirds, and Hard Rock Cafe.

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Discordian Recipes / Shitting your pants with Bear.
« on: July 03, 2014, 10:14:41 pm »
Coming soon to a disgusting kitchen near you.


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Aneristic Illusions / PUA reaction/info/derailment thread
« on: May 30, 2014, 03:03:08 am »
Besides it being the right thing(s) to do. How do we stop it?
1.) White Knight if you give a fuck
2.) Don't encourage, or emulate the "alpha male" persona.
3.) My rant = motorcycle I'm currently on. Is this a correct motorcycle, and is there one with better mileage?

This rant summarizes how I feel about this idiotic logic (Alpha Male)
It's been burning me on the inside for these last two months I've been called a misogynist (6-7 times) whenever disagreement occurs wasn't even on tumblr. I've never in my life been offended to slurs until now.

Rant:
"I want to get mad at the the guy who shot all those people because LOL WOMEN LOL, but I can't. I more pissed off at the fact that men are fed this bullshit logic that if you're not a alpha male (self-entitled prick) you're not a real man. Yeah I'll get right on that. I'll shave my head into a mohawk,get a tribal tattoo, drink Bud Light Lime, eat everything covered in bacon, fuck my wife even when she says no.

This is not even close to what women go through from this socially accepted standard of men. It takes a iron will to not go ape shit on every fuckhead who decides not leave you the fuck alone while shopping for groceries.

Of course the stupid alpha male logic won't go away because it's "life", or that's how "humans" are. No, it won't go away because everyone who reads this tired rant only cares about dishing out the punishment on THOSE SICK BASTARDS then actually asking themselves what stupid behavior am I encouraging every fucking day. But this tends to be the end result of every god damn incident like this in the media. "I won't do some self-reflecting because I rather feel good doing the latter (punishment freak) than do something good (not encourage that guy, or buy into this standard)".


If you think I'm full of shit. Then let me remind you this is the same stupid alpha male logic that convinces "Alpha Men" that women who love having sex, or love giving blow jobs is a threat to society, or this nation's values, or that openly gay men are somehow a threat to them when it comes to attracting mates. Yeah let the sheer stupidity sink in."

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Literate Chaotic / The Lord giveth, The Lord taketh.
« on: April 21, 2014, 11:20:36 pm »
So I was born April 23. Passover will be over the 22nd for the revival on the 23rd.

Joel, or Yah-el means God+All powerful

My wives name is Renee "Reincarnated" Michelle/Michael "Who is like God?"

This proves our marriage to be a cosmic union. Therefore I must fulfill my birth right for the sake of reality.

Long ago I use to have this as a profile intro.

"I have been made as I am and I believe that I was made with a purpose. That purpose is to help others in any way I can to the best of my ability. I also believe that if I can help someone my life would not have been lived in vain. I help other people for a number of reasons them being because I like seeing others happy and knowing that I made a small contribution to making the world a better place. Also because the world has given me so much a while ago I feel that its time I gave something back in return. I may be naive or just plain stupid,but one day I will become God of this world. Until then you can call me Mr. Belman"

Little did I know this was the actual WORD/TRUTH

http://babynames.net/names/joel

This is my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Must resist temptation of writing a story.

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Apple Talk / Believe in me believing in you!
« on: March 26, 2014, 10:11:34 pm »
Curing crippling diseases and conditions > fighting for wealth equality.
Sorry I won't allow egos to shit on, or trivialize medical advancements.It's real simple break the fucking legs of the people who exploited you to the bone. It's not like I can beat Cerebral palsy with a lead pipe, and it goes away.
None of that non-aggression principle bullshit Anarchists believe in either. Good old fashioned fire and brimstone is what you need!

Also the whole "my oppression is worse than your oppression" skit is getting out of hand. So please do me a favor I who have given you so many lulz, and have received so little from you ingrates. SHUT THE FUCK UP! It's BAD enough you're chugging shitty Budlight Lime while telling yourself I'm going to do something about IT. It's the idea you expect me cheer you on while jerk yourself off is what sets me off. When you actually firebomb the senate, or beat the shit out of the cop that pulled you over for being the wrong kind of person. Is the day I go visit you for DOING something in jail. Sure you'll be on death row, but god damn it you'll know bear came to visit and said "Good Job!" And at the end of the day isn't that what matters? That someone cared?

GO FUCK YOURSELF, or Kill Me!

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Apple Talk / AMERICA!! AMERICA!!!
« on: March 07, 2014, 07:46:13 am »

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Apple Talk / /b/ear love
« on: March 01, 2014, 12:11:46 pm »
So you say bear hurt your feelings? Well before you run off to rub Icy/Hot all over your butthurt. Let me inform you that you need to learn to seperate your ego from your beliefs. It's ok baby bear was wrong once, and I came twice as hard. Don't worry baby bear still loves you, and I'll be here waiting! Rock n Roll never forgets, Rock n Roll still loves you for who you are. Even if you traded me in for that boring 9-6 job to make that shit pay, so you can impress your jack off friends with that stupid boring corporate haircut. I'm still here baby. Never forget! Bear loves you!

Go fuck yourself, or KILL ME!

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Apple Talk / For LMNO!
« on: February 24, 2014, 03:45:40 am »
NSFW:

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Apple Talk / Shut me up, or go fuck yourself!
« on: February 22, 2014, 01:57:26 am »
Dear Nostalgia assbags,

We don't fucking care how "hard" your life was, or how the "good old days" were better. Go fuck yourself hard for trying to convince me that two world wars, Jim Crow laws, and not having the internet connecting me to the rest or the world and having access to free information in a matter of seconds is better.

There is nothing amazing about reading porno by candle light, and small pox.
One last thing, the Beatles fucking sucked get over it.

Sincerely, 2014

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Aneristic Illusions / HIV eats Cancer?
« on: February 17, 2014, 06:21:45 am »
Can anyone confirm?
Sounds like a red flag to me given the link origin.

http://thelibertarianrepublic.com/video-doctors-inject-hiv-into-dying-girl-and-she-smiles/#axzz2tWwGkINy

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Apple Talk / Not Uncle Phil!
« on: January 02, 2014, 07:12:53 pm »
He (Fresh Prince of Bel- Air) is dead.

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Apple Talk / Guess what I got for Xmas?!??!?!??!!
« on: December 26, 2013, 05:13:26 am »

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