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The one ray of light right now is that the Paesior story might be made into a graphic novel.

...

...more Miguels?

There are always more Miguels.  Even if they need to be put in a dark place and screamed at for awhile.

I suspect the Paesiors have a rotating stock ready, but closing range enough to verify could lead to trouble

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: December 13, 2014, 12:17:06 am »


Entry for "most appropriate drunkulator device" logged

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
« on: December 12, 2014, 11:22:40 pm »
Waffles was once kicked off Folsom street for "Ruining the tone".  Needless to say none of the "normal" crowd were capable to repel beard of that magnitutde

Repel?

Or... rappel?

A base jumper tried to scale his hair once.  One day the lipids will be cooked from him.  Having no further hair gel to give, Waffles will finally allow him to die.  One day....

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Leaving Providence
« on: December 12, 2014, 11:19:32 pm »
I'm a bit north of Providence now.  Technically still RI, but I can jizz on Mass if I put my mind to it. 

None of you are safe.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Leaving Providence
« on: December 12, 2014, 02:56:49 am »
Some things people need to learn.  Like not pulling a gun.  Not pulling a FAKE gun.  Not pulling and fully presenting a fake gun at close range. 

It made sense that Providence would take a farewell swipe at me.  I had been packing out the Monastery and was carrying out an armload of arms, including my favorite round shield, when the downstair neighbor rolled into the stairwell with a black Colt in hand.   

Let's call him Pacino.  Early 20's, eager to prove, and a bit high strung. ...but I repeat myself (Hell we've all been there.))

Academic Richter-brain noted the orange safety tip, but Pragmatic Richter brain insisted on moving the firearm away from me regardless.  Contact confirmed the thing was plastic.  The shield had Pacino's plastic pointed at not me, and I was in his space in quick order.  It doesn no good for a Holy Man (tm) to recklessly kill.  I'm a little more flexible on the subject of kneecaps, which Pacino and I discussed. 

This parting drama was laughed about as I had a farewell beer or 5 with Pacino, Emperor Norton, and the other ususal suspects later that night.

A strangely affable parting shot from the city.  I don't miss the late night brawls outside my window, the rabid Columbus days, or stepping over heroin needles to get to the Jeep.  There's always a quality to the place that will stick with me.  Africa never let go of Alan Quartermain - neither will Providence ever entirely give up me.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Most Wanted, #6 of ?
« on: December 11, 2014, 11:57:21 pm »
Scrapped the Monastery and headed (slightly) north to set up the Richterran Fleetyard.  Like back in the Lonely Seaside Asshole Cabal days, I now have room to do things that Providence would throw out. 

I'm finally getting the harpoon for hunting Arizonian cetaceans forged up.

There was a spell as a gibbering recluse, and another spell behaving in ways that made perfect sense to berserkers and combat vets.

That said, I have always been here.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Most Wanted, #6 of ?
« on: December 11, 2014, 12:44:30 am »
LMNO knows the only good bars in the city.  They straighten their shit up at the very emtnion of his name, and regress as he leaves.  Like some sort of Khan of the old ways, he is the sole survivor of REAL PUNK ROCK.  He keeps these ways as history, for the new generation would not take it well, but neither is he reticent to use it on they who step

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Most Wanted, #5 of ?
« on: December 11, 2014, 12:41:16 am »
Waffles was once kicked off Folsom street for "Ruining the tone".  Needless to say none of the "normal" crowd were capable to repel beard of that magnitutde

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Most Wanted, #7 of ?
« on: December 11, 2014, 12:39:38 am »
P3nt is responsible for that odd flavor in Guiness beer.  Once every few decades he paddles their brew tanks while the ocilators are on high "Just to show them", then floats off down the gutters.  Knocking the head off a wheelbarrow boy as he passes.

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For what my opinion is worth here - being able to deal complete sociopathy onto those who will never return the social contract with you is a survival skill.  Like dad told us as they took down the Berlin Wall - "It's all tribes now."

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I have a day off.  Time to change oil and get Alan Moore banished from my hair before it grows into a horrible child-eating shoggoth.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: July 02, 2014, 12:12:33 am »
It's uncanny in person.  Cram's costume-fu is best, I'd never get past the weird double-lip sensation. 

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I bought a 1lb bag of Death Wish Coffee for Pennsic, and it came in yesterday. Naturally, I had to give it a test brew this morning. So far, the flavor is fantastic. It's bold and smooth. Not overly bitter or tannic like one would expect from a "strong" coffee, flavor wise.


...However. I'm half way through the cup and I'm getting the giggles.

Well that was anticlimactic. I expected the jitters and the ability to taste colors. Come to find out I was just giggling because an ant was crawling across my foot.

I blame Richter for this. His sharpened roast back in the Boston Daze must have made me immune.

That coffee got me through my looney bin job.  It was a replacement for nutrition, sleep, and sanity.

Let me see if I can scare up another cheap espresso machine - we'll put that stuff through it.

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My boss is sitting in the room outside of my office while the office building is being torn out.  We have 20 minutes to kill before the meeting, so he is watching company update videos.

No, really.  He's actually watching them.  I always wondered who those motivational posters on the wall were actually provided for, and now I know.

this is how I imagine your corp. update videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2jFhnI209k

They could be talking about a gun wiht tits and lightning and it would still sound banal

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