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This is hardly news.  He spent 2 books and a ream of correspondence bitching that he didn't get the job.

I dig...i was more posting it for posterity as they had obtained the docs via FOIA req.

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Not particularly politically importabt, but funny:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-daniels

Dammit i came here to post that :argh!:

( https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/09/trump-toad-penis-stormy-daniels-response-likely-forthcoming.html )

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    “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

    “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 14, 2018, 01:32:00 am »
Hang in there, Roger

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED 2018 Midterm Thread.
« on: September 11, 2018, 07:23:38 pm »
Keep it classy, Oregon

Benton State Rep Tied To Hate Group - The Corvallis Advocate ( http://tinyurl.com/yd3jt524 )

Is this relevant to midterms? Idk.  Didn't seem worthy of it's own thread.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: August 29, 2018, 04:54:35 am »
Luckily they seem to have bigger fish to fry:

https://www.axios.com/2018-midterm-elections-republicans-preparation-investigations-180abf7b-0de8-4670-ae8a-2e6da123c584.html

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Congressional Republicans are getting ready for hell. Axios has obtained a spreadsheet that's circulated through Republican circles on and off Capitol Hill — including at least one leadership office — that meticulously previews the investigations Democrats will likely launch if they flip the House.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: August 28, 2018, 11:58:39 pm »
So lemme get this straight.... social media groups begin blocking foreign influenced accounts and then conservative users begin noticing a lack of conservative media on their preferred platforms

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I keep taking that signature out and they keep putting it back in!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: August 28, 2018, 09:49:29 pm »
So lemme get this straight.... social media groups begin blocking foreign influenced accounts and then conservative users begin noticing a lack of conservative media on their preferred platforms

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Literate Chaotic / Hunter S. Thompson FOIA: LBJ correspondence
« on: August 11, 2018, 03:53:27 pm »
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In the beginning of June 1964, just months before the Gulf of Tonkin incident inspired standard military action in Southeast Asia, HST offered his services to the President and the American people as the governor of American Samoa and a rational representative in the Pacific.


https://www.muckrock.com/news/archives/2017/aug/16/HST-LBJ-OMG


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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: June 18, 2018, 07:17:41 pm »
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RPG Ghetto / Re: Lost Mines of Phandelver
« on: March 17, 2018, 07:29:39 pm »
Hey man thanks! The most common advice I've been given since I started dming is to make sure that everybody at the table has a good time.

And yes they're absolute Hooligans lol

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RPG Ghetto / Lost Mines of Phandelver
« on: March 17, 2018, 05:22:36 am »
So I've never played a tabletop RPG before -- ever.  But, on a whim began watching Matt Colville's Running the Game series on YT and, later, Critical Role. So now I'm hooked. I got the Starter Set, Lost Mines of Phandelver, for XMAS and we recently began running the campaign for my wife, son and daughter. My son is 13 and daughter is 11.

So I figured I'll share what transpires.
Painted some minis:


  • Son is a duergar fighter with a wiping issue.
  • Daughter plays a half-elf cleric trickster domain (acolyte of Loki). She even uses the Loki Pop Vinyl figure as her holy symbol
  • Wife plays a scourge aasimar paladin with a pet tiger.

Since this is a learning experience for all of us, we have had some incidents...

First session:
Daughter's passive perception is 12 which matched the ability to detect a snare trap. She says, "i step into the trap anyway"

Took 1d6 blugeoning damage for no good reason.

Second Session:
(STARTER SET SPOILERS)
Our heroes enter the Cragmaw Cave (goblin hideout led by a bugbear named Klarg). Immediately upon entering there's a side area that has a window one can look/crawl through to view the "boss" area area. Upon a successful climb, my son, a duergar fighter, says, "I pull down my pantaloons and take it to browntown" I say, okay make an athletics check...THE DAMMED SPAWN ROLLS A NATURAL 20.

His "character's flaw" is that he doesn't wipe properly and so manages to build up enough pressure to chuck the projectile through the window, into the adjacent room NAILING Klarg on the head who just happens to be walking out in front of a smoldering camp fire.

At this point I'm >forced< to determine the damage for a ranged dookie. I just shrugged and went with 2d6 (after all it /was/ a critical hit). Does 9 damage and knocks him into the camp fire doing an additional 1d6 for a grand total of 13 damage.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Masterwork Monsters for Pathfinder
« on: March 17, 2018, 04:46:22 am »
In the spirit of this thread I found https://www.reddit.com/r/monsteraday/ may prompt some inspiration

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: January 10, 2018, 03:01:29 am »
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/950800455797534720.html  Seth Abramson does a pretty thorough job breaking down the 300+ page testimony...unrolled at link.

ETA: https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/950800455797534720 The thread reader app seems to stop at 124 tweets.  This link is the original twitter "thread"

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High Weirdness / Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« on: January 10, 2018, 12:59:45 am »
No sense trying to make non-sense of this board. The live posts this moment: yours, gaming posts, other cramps. Is this all there is? Any of y'all get out of yer house and do somethings? Or is it a sit-in-your-room & post on the internet dealy? ( O.K., I really like the shared art. That r'ocks) But can I show you an image of a mouse with a human ear growing out it's side?  I'll be sitting in my room when I post it.

Excuse me while I put on my dancing monkey outfit for you   :roll:

I told you guys why I huff noobs, I never should have stopped.  This guy seemed so promising, though.

No sweat--the goddamned chicken dino can eat his ass for all i care now

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