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Apple Zone / Re: THE VIKING PRINCESS DIARIES?

« on: April 25, 2013, 01:05:22 pm »

Fuck yeah that would be hilarious.

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Apple Zone / Re: Quotes of the Moment II

« on: April 25, 2013, 11:21:31 am »

Guy on typically mind numbing, spirit crushing gameshow that's on teevee in the background when asked what a pair of crossed swords on an OS map represents.

"A Jousting arena"

 

What is an OS map, and what do the swords mean?

Is this something I ought to know about?

Are you from an alternate universe?

OS stands for operating system, so it is a map of the bits and sprites that run your computer.
The crossed swords are a symboligraphic representation of the old "Here be Dragons"
Also known as BIOS. They use the old symbol for 'unknown, but dangerous'  because BIOS problems equal get a new computer. Nobody knows what it does or how it got in there, but fiddling with it sinks your explorer. Just like in the old sailing days, when ships that went to Here Be Dragons just never returned.

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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: April 25, 2013, 08:14:13 am »

Dude, Lenin, did you pull your sig from a Terry Pratchett book? So awesome.

No this is from the other Vimes.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: How your cat is making you crazy

« on: April 23, 2013, 01:16:40 pm »

I think i have that.
Then i think i'm paranoid.
Then i think it doesn't matter if i'm paranoid if the only result is that i will keep my bedroom cleaner.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Remember kids, economics is a SCIENCE

« on: April 23, 2013, 11:28:52 am »

Sadly, and most likely, the student that found the error won't drop out and start studying something that isn't made of fairydust and wishes. He'll believe he will be the 'saviour of economics'

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Apple Zone / Re: What I Learned Today.

« on: April 23, 2013, 11:12:10 am »

short of actually causing injury

NOT COMBAT JUGGLING.

This!

Give it a few years.
Soon extreme combat juggling and full contact combat juggling will be sports.

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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: April 22, 2013, 11:14:16 am »

It's retarded. I don't need a reward. I found a fucked up dude on a bench in Somerville, not a hard thing to do, I might add, and I just decided to see if he was ok. Like a human being would. We've all been fucked up. It happens. Just make sure fucked up guy gets home safe. No big. Apparently it is in this case, but I had no clue going into it. I just wanted to make sure drunk dude got home.

That's what you get for leaving the victims of your altruism a way to contact you.
If you are in a situation where it is impossible to keep your acts of good will private, half-ass it. To use the dishes example: preemptively leave one dirty fork after you are done. That way no one will thank you. (while you still get to follow your instinctive desire to not be a complete shitbag.)

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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: April 19, 2013, 11:16:52 am »

Fistfights in the office before Mid-day.

I hate this fucking place.

the fuck?
i occasionally get stuff like my boss showing his nipple piercings off to a female colleague (she asked to touch them, and she did) but no fighting/
let me reitterate. The fuck?

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Apple Zone / Re: I NEED 3 METRIC TONS OF THIS SHIT.

« on: April 18, 2013, 11:28:43 am »

Woahhhhh
I see possibilities!

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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: April 18, 2013, 11:25:43 am »

De fuck?
I am almost 30 and everybody here is falling apart!
Now I know PD is just a reflection of my subconcious mind.

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Apple Zone / Re: OH, CHINA!

« on: April 16, 2013, 11:16:30 am »

Are there any anteaters left?
Because genocide annoys me.
I may have to go stab china.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Jesus fuck. Is this for real?

« on: April 11, 2013, 11:24:19 am »

Either way, it makes me happy to read and think about.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: TROLL JAILED

« on: March 20, 2013, 12:21:52 pm »

The justice system would rather you rape people than use their websites in ways they didn't anticipate.

A message from AT&T's logic division:
Fact: Corporations are people too.
Fact: Rape can be defined as being used in ways you didn't anticipate.
Conclusion: Trolls = Rapists.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.

« on: March 20, 2013, 07:14:32 am »

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Apple Zone / Re: THE ORANGE EATING CONTEST IS baaaaaaaack!

« on: March 14, 2013, 12:20:30 pm »

Soooooon! Muahahhaw!
But first, i am going to eat UNLIMITED SPARERIBS tonight!
It's preparation.
Somehow.